E105 - "It’s All About the Beat and Timing"

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SIGN    [What Ito truly sought was the ties with other people that he had severed...]
SIGN    [The Shinsengumi Crisis Arc comes to its conclusion!]
[01:42] Bansai Kawakami
    I told you that your arms
    and legs will rip off.
[01:45] Gintoki
    Who'd want to go and save
    their sorry asses?
[01:52] ---
    I can't stop. My body won't listen to me.
[01:56] ---
    It's being pulled forward...Strings are pulling
    me from the front and the back.
[02:03] ---
    It annoys me to no end...
[02:10] Bansai Kawakami
    These strings are as strong
    as steel, but still...
[02:13] Gintoki
    You can have an arm and a leg or two.
[02:17] ---
    Even if these strings can cut flesh...
[02:20] ---
    I'd like to see them try to sever
    an obnoxious bond!
[02:34] Hijikata
    Get down!
[03:04] Hijikata
    Ito!
[03:04] Kondo
    Sensei!
[03:14] Hijikata
    Ito!
SIGN    ["It's All About the Beat and Timing"]
[03:30] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[03:34] Pilot
    Bansai-sama... In front!
[03:44] Kawakami
    White Knight! What is it you fight for?
[03:48] ---
    What is it you risk your life for?!
[03:51] Kawakami
    The destruction of the samurai's
    world is already inevitable.
[03:53] Kawakami
    Even if Shinsuke does not soil his
    hands, this country will rot away!
[03:57] Kawakami
    Your struggles alone will not stop it!
[04:00] Kawakami
    There's no longer anything worth
    saving of this country!
[04:02] Kawakami
    It's the samurai's duty to graciously give
[04:04] Kawakami
    this rotting country which has been completely
    ravaged by the Amanto it's final rites!
[04:08] Kawakami
    This country must slit its belly!
[04:10] Gintoki
    If you want to die, then go ahead
    and kill yourself with the coals!
SIGN    [Note: Coal briquettes are often used for suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning.]
[04:14] Kawakami
    Gintoki Sakata...you are a ghost.
[04:18] Kawakami
    You once tried to protect this country
    along with Shinsuke and the others.
[04:24] Kawakami
    You are obsessed and unable to
    let go. You are a living ghost.
[04:32] Kawakami
    There is no longer anything
    for you to protect!
[04:36] Kawakami
    Ghosts should go back
    where they belong.
[04:48] Kawakami
    I'll play you a requiem!
[04:56] Kawakami
    The strings...!
[05:01] Gintoki
    Hey, bud!
[05:03] Gintoki
    Take off those headphones, dammit!
[05:07] Kawakami
    When did he grab my strings?
[05:09] ---
    What're your waiting for? Fire!
[05:14] Gintoki
    Clean out your ears and listen up!
[05:17] Gintoki
    I've never once fought for the
    sake of this cheap country.
[05:22] Gintoki
    I couldn't care less...
[05:24] Gintoki
    if the country or samurai
    fell. I have always...
[05:30] Gintoki
    Then, and now...
[05:32] Gintoki
    What I protect...
[05:37] Gintoki
    has never changed!
[05:53] Antiforeigner Ronin A
    Bansai-sama!
[06:00] Ito
    What're you doing?
[06:04] Ito
    Get your heads out of your asses!
[06:08] Ito
    Vice-Chief...
[06:10] Ito
    ...your orders...
[06:16] Hijikata
    This is to all of you! I've taken their leader's head!
[06:21] Hijikata
    The enemy is nothing more
    than a flock of lost sheep!
[06:24] Hijikata
    Finish them off all at once!
[06:46] Antiforeigner Ronin F
    Tsk, retreat!
[06:51] Hijikata
    Don't let them get away! Kill them all!
[07:06] Shinpachi
    Why...why did you do that?
[07:11] Shinpachi
    You committed treason.
    Why did you protect us?
[07:16] Ito
    You're...not Shinsengumi...
[07:21] Ito
    but you seem to be tied to them in
    a way that words cannot describe.
[07:28] Ito
    You're neither friends,
    nor are you enemies.
[07:33] Shinpachi
    ...we're obnoxious bonds.
[07:35] Ito
    Hmph, I suppose there
    are ties like that...
[07:40] ---
    I didn't know. Or rather, I
    didn't try to understand.
[07:46] Ito
    Despite hoping to create ties with people,
    I severed them on my side.
[07:53] Ito
    I lost sight of what I really wanted because
    I tried to protect a tiny bit of pride.
[08:02] Ito
    Even when I finally found the ties
    that were important to me,
[08:05] Ito
    I destroyed them on my side.
[08:10] Ito
    Why...
[08:13] Ito
    Why is it always too late when
    you finally realize that?
[08:20] Ito
    Why is that I want to fight with everyone
    but I can't even stand?
[08:25] Ito
    Why is that I want to wield my
    sword, but I have no arm?
[08:30] Ito
    Why is it that...I finally truly realized
    that...but I'm going to die...?
[08:39] Ito
    I don't want to die. If I die, I'll be
    alone...no ties would reach me...
[08:49] Ito
    I don't want to be alone anymore...
[08:54] Harada
    We'd like you to...
[08:56] Harada
    hand him over to us.
[08:59] Shinpachi
    ...Please. He's gone through enough.
[09:03] Harada
    Odd Jobs... We owe you
    for your help this time.
[09:07] Harada
    But we cannot heed your request.
[09:10] Harada
    How many people do you think
    lost their lives because of him?
[09:13] Harada
    We must deal with the traitor ourselves.
[09:17] Shinpachi
    He saved us! And he...
[09:21] Shinpachi
    Kondo-san!
[09:22] Kondo
    Take him.
[09:25] Shinpachi
    Why?!
[09:30] Shinpachi
    Kondo-san, why...?
[09:34] Shinpachi
    Kondo-san...
[09:44] Gintoki
    That's right...he'd die anyway
    even if they left him alone.
[09:50] Gintoki
    That's exactly why...
[09:54] Gintoki
    That's exactly why they must kill him.
[10:12] Hijikata
    Get up...Ito.
[10:19] Hijikata
    What do you say we settle this?
[10:22] Gintoki
    They...don't want him to die
    a filthy traitor's death.
[10:30] Gintoki
    They want him to end his
    life...as a samurai...
[10:43] Gintoki
    ...and a fellow comrade.
[10:45] Gintoki
    That's the death he deserves.
[11:04] Ito
    Hijikata!
[11:06] Hijikata
    Ito!
[11:56] Ito
    ...ank...you...
[12:05] Ito
    Thank...you...
[12:44] Takasugi
    I see. Ito died and the
    Shinsengumi survived.
[12:49] Takasugi
    So the Bakufu is unexpectedly
    alive and well.
[12:54] Takasugi
    No, perhaps Ito was weak...or...
[12:58] Takasugi
    Was it you who was weak, Bansai?
[13:03] Kawakami
    The original intent of this job
[13:06] Kawakami
    was to draw away the Shinsengumi's
    attention from the Bakufu bigwigs.
[13:10] Kawakami
    If the Harusame successfully
    made their secret voyage
[13:12] Kawakami
    and a secret agreement was reached with the Bakufu
    bigwigs, there's no need for a battle.
[13:17] Kawakami
    We would have succeeded
    in warding them off.
[13:20] Takasugi
    I thought I told you to handle this with
    the intent of crushing the Shinsengumi.
[13:24] Kawakami
    As in all things, it's all about
    the beat and the timing.
[13:28] Kawakami
    Without both, nothing will go well.
[13:31] Kawakami
    If I can't get into it, I back out
    immediately. That's how I do things.
[13:35] Takasugi
    Bansai.
[13:37] Takasugi
    You can't get attuned my song?
[13:40] Kawakami
    The White Knight said, "What
    I protect has never changed."
[13:47] Kawakami
    Shinsuke...any idea what
    he was talking about?
[13:52] Kawakami
    It made me feel like asking
    him until I find out.
[14:05] Kawakami
    I've fallen in love with
    their song. I've lost.
[14:45] Yamazaki (M)
    ...This is bad...
[14:47] Yamazaki (M)
    Really bad. They totally think I'm dead.
[14:51] Yamazaki (M)
    I never dreamed they would
    hold a funeral so soon.
[14:54] Yamazaki (M)
    I'm totally too late. I blew the timing.
[15:03] Kawakami
    ...I've changed my mind.
[15:07] Kawakami
    I want to hear...a bit more of your song.
[15:13] Kawakami
    Live on, I look forward to the day when
    you'll let me here the rest of it.
[15:19] Yamazaki (M)
    And so that's how it went.
[15:21] Yamazaki (M)
    No one expected that I would
    miraculously still be alive.
[15:25] Yamazaki (M)
    This is bad.
[15:27] Yamazaki (M)
    Not only was I spared because
    of the enemy's compassion,
[15:29] Yamazaki (M)
    but if they found out I spent all this time
    in the hospital without contacting them...
[15:32] Yamazaki (M)
    And the timing couldn't be worse.
[15:35] Yamazaki
    "Sorry, I'm alive, after all."
[15:37] Yamazaki (M)
    If I showed up like that, they'd
    discipline me...for sure.
[15:40] Yamazaki (M)
    I'm in big trouble. What'll I do?!
[15:43] Yamazaki (M)
    Maybe I should die. At this point, things
    would be easier if I were dead.
[15:45] Matsudaira
    You fool! Leaving this life before
    an old man! You....you...you...!
[15:50] Yamazaki (M)
    Stop it! Don't make it any worse!
[15:53] Yamazaki (M)
    You're making it harder and
    harder for me to show myself.
[15:55] Matsudaira
    You know I...thought of
    you...like a real son...
[16:00] Yamazaki
    I didn't know...
[16:01] Yamazak (M)I
    ...Pops...that you thought
    so highly of me...
[16:04] Matsudaira
    Pusuke! Don't leave me behind!
[16:08] Yamazaki (M)
    Why am I alongside a dog?!
[16:11] Yamazaki (M)
    Or rather...this funeral is
    totally about the dog!
[16:15] Yamazaki (M)
    It's like, "we may as well include
    Yamazaki while we're at it!"
[16:18] Yamazaki (M)
    Regardless of how unremarkable
    I may have been, this is too cruel!
[16:21] Yamazaki (M)
    Why is there a can of Nilo
    there as an offering?!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Milo, the Nestle chocolate drink.]
[16:26] Yamazaki (M)
    Hey Priest! Why're you
    sipping on my Nilo?!
[16:30] Yamazaki (M)
    Not that I really cared for it
    or anything, but cut it out!
[16:32] Yamazaki (M)
    You're making me angry.
[16:33] Yamazaki (M)
    Hey! Turn off that cell phone.
[16:35] Squadmember B
    Huh? I'm at the funeral for
    Boss Matsudaira's dog.
[16:39] Yamazaki (M)
    Tell them it's my funeral.
[16:41] Squadmember C
    Oww...
[16:42] Squadmember C
    My leg fell asleep.
[16:44] Yamazaki (M)
    Put away the JUMP, dammit.
[16:46] Yamazaki (M)
    Doesn't a human life mean
    anything to you?
[16:49] Yamazaki (M)
    How could they! They're like an
    undisciplined gang of hoodlums.
[16:52] Yamazaki (M)
    The Vice-Chief...isn't the
    Vice-Chief back yet?
[16:54] Squadmember D
    What's with this? Haven't they
    lifted Vice-Chief's punishment?
[16:58] Squadmember D
    Without his leadership, the Shinsengumi
    wouldn't exist today.
[17:02] Squadmember E
    Seems he feels personally
    responsible this time.
[17:06] Squadmember E
    I heard he personally asked for
    the suspension to be extended.
[17:10] Squadmember F
    Come to think of it, he acted
    strangely back then too.
[17:13] Squadmember G
    You think he won't come back
    to the Shinsengumi?
[17:17] Squadmember H
    After what happened,
[17:19] Squadmember H
    we may not be able to return to the
    Shinsengumi we were before.
[17:25] Female Clerk
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:28] Hijikata
    I visited every temple
    and shrine in the city
[17:30] Hijikata
    and had them do every incantation
    and prayer they knew.
[17:33] Hijikata
    But in the end, this never left my side.
[17:37] Hijikata
    Seems this thing's curse...is deeply
    ingrained in my very being.
[17:42] Hijikata
    No telling when this will
    consume me again.
[17:46] Shinpachi
    Does that mean you won't return
    to the Shinsengumi?
[17:48] Kagura
    You should think about changing jobs.
[17:51] Kagura
    Maybe you should join Animate.
SIGN    [Note: Animate is a chain that sells everything related to animation.]
[17:53] Gintoki
    Sounds good to me.
[17:56] Gintoki
    A demonic sword that never
    leaves your side.
[17:59] Gintoki
    You are truly one with your sword.
    It's the perfect sword for you.
[18:05] Hijikata
    You are the soul of the Shinsengumi.
[18:08] Hijikata
    We are the sword that protects you.
[18:15] Hijikata
    You say that so casually.
[18:19] Hijikata
    Thanks for you help.
[18:21] Shinpachi
    Hijikata-san, where are you going?
[18:22] Hijikata
    Isn't it obvious?
[18:25] Hijikata
    My body has more angry spirits and curses
    on it than it can accommodate.
[18:29] Hijikata
    It's full of all the people I've stepped
    over and the enmity of my comrades.
[18:35] Hijikata
    What's another curse or two gonna do?
[18:39] Hijikata
    I don't intend to look back
    no matter who dies.
[18:45] Hijikata
    I intend to shoulder every one
    of them and move forward...
[18:48] Hijikata
    so they won't laugh at me in Hell.
[18:56] Shinpachi
    ...Nice weather.
[18:58] Kagura
    Oh.
[18:59] Kagura
    We forgot to collect our fee.
[19:01] Gintoki
    Forget it.
[19:02] Gintoki
    It's better to collect a little at a
    time rather than all at once.
[19:07] Shinpachi
    Do you think he'll be okay, though?
[19:09] Shinpachi
    Will he be able to continue working?
[19:11] Gintoki
    He'll be fine.
[19:13] Gintoki
    We don't have to worry any more.
[19:18] Matsudaira
    Oh yeah, here we go!
[19:32] Yamazaki (M)
    They don't give a shit!
    What do they think a funeral is?!
[19:36] Yamazaki (M)
    I'll show all of you!
    You all should be punished!
[19:40] Yamazaki (M)
    I'll scare the hell out of all of you and...
[19:49] Squadmember C
    Yamazaki returned from the dead!
[19:51] Hijikata
    Rule No. 22.
[19:54] Hijikata
    No reading of manga, except for MAGAZINE,
    allowed in the headquarters.
SIGN    [Note: Refers to "Weekly Shonen MAGAZINE, a rival of Shonen JUMP.]
[19:59] Hijikata
    Rule No. 17.
[20:01] ---
    Turn off cell phones during meetings
    and important ceremonies.
[20:07] Hijikata
    Rule No. 45.
[20:10] Hijikata
    Do not die and return from the dead.
[20:14] Hijikata
    Samurai should rest in peace
    with good grace.
[20:17] Hijikata
    The entire lot of you are breaking the
    Bushido principles! Slit your bellies!
[20:21] Squadmember D
    Vice-Chief...
[20:25] Squadmember E
    Vice-Chief!
[20:26] Yamazaki
    Ouch.
[20:27] ---
    Stop it.
[20:28] Squadmember E
    Hooray! The Vice-Chief came back!
[20:31] Hijikata
    What're you guys talking about?
[20:33] Hijikata
    I said you all have to slit your bellies!
[20:34] Squadmember F
    Oh, we will. We'll do it as
    many times as you want.
[20:40] Kondo (M)
    Toshi... You said I was the
    soul of the Shinsengumi.
[20:46] Kondo (M)
    But to these guys, you're also an
    irreplaceable part of that soul.
[20:52] Kondo (M)
    Good to have you back...Toshi.
[21:05] Hijikata
    Hello. Hijikata speaking de gozaru.
SIGN    
[24:16] Amarao
    Strikers are beasts that
    live to score goals.
[24:21] ---
    What awaits at the end of the road
    for those who seek to score?
[24:26] Gintoki
    Kick it in, Amarao!
SIGN    ["Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death"]
SIGN    [Daisaku Amarao, star player of FC Oedo hires Gin-san and his friends to play soccer.]
SIGN    
SIGN    [Next week's "GinTama" has a lot of balls! Pretty good, eh? Get it?]
SIGN    [Note: Play on the "tama" in "GinTama",
    which literally means silver balls.]