# E105 - "It’s All About the Beat and Timing"

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNQ1X1XY/its-all-about-the-beat-and-timing)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[What Ito truly sought was the ties with other people that he had severed...]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[The Shinsengumi Crisis Arc comes to its conclusion!]
<br>**[01:42] Bansai Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you that your arms<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and legs will rip off.<br>**[01:45] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'd want to go and save<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their sorry asses?<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't stop. My body won't listen to me.<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's being pulled forward...Strings are pulling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me from the front and the back.<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It annoys me to no end...<br>**[02:10] Bansai Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These strings are as strong<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as steel, but still...<br>**[02:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can have an arm and a leg or two.<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if these strings can cut flesh...<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to see them try to sever<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an obnoxious bond!<br>**[02:34] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get down!<br>**[03:04] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito!<br>**[03:04] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensei!<br>**[03:14] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["It's All About the Beat and Timing"]
<br>**[03:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san!<br>**[03:34] Pilot**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bansai-sama... In front!<br>**[03:44] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;White Knight! What is it you fight for?<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it you risk your life for?!<br>**[03:51] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The destruction of the samurai's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;world is already inevitable.<br>**[03:53] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if Shinsuke does not soil his<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hands, this country will rot away!<br>**[03:57] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your struggles alone will not stop it!<br>**[04:00] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no longer anything worth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;saving of this country!<br>**[04:02] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the samurai's duty to graciously give<br>**[04:04] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this rotting country which has been completely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ravaged by the Amanto it's final rites!<br>**[04:08] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This country must slit its belly!<br>**[04:10] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want to die, then go ahead<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and kill yourself with the coals!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Coal briquettes are often used for suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning.]
<br>**[04:14] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gintoki Sakata...you are a ghost.<br>**[04:18] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You once tried to protect this country<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;along with Shinsuke and the others.<br>**[04:24] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are obsessed and unable to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let go. You are a living ghost.<br>**[04:32] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no longer anything<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for you to protect!<br>**[04:36] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ghosts should go back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where they belong.<br>**[04:48] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll play you a requiem!<br>**[04:56] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The strings...!<br>**[05:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, bud!<br>**[05:03] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take off those headphones, dammit!<br>**[05:07] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did he grab my strings?<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're your waiting for? Fire!<br>**[05:14] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clean out your ears and listen up!<br>**[05:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never once fought for the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sake of this cheap country.<br>**[05:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't care less...<br>**[05:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if the country or samurai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fell. I have always...<br>**[05:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, and now...<br>**[05:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What I protect...<br>**[05:37] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has never changed!<br>**[05:53] Antiforeigner Ronin A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bansai-sama!<br>**[06:00] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're you doing?<br>**[06:04] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get your heads out of your asses!<br>**[06:08] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief...<br>**[06:10] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...your orders...<br>**[06:16] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is to all of you! I've taken their leader's head!<br>**[06:21] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The enemy is nothing more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than a flock of lost sheep!<br>**[06:24] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finish them off all at once!<br>**[06:46] Antiforeigner Ronin F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsk, retreat!<br>**[06:51] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't let them get away! Kill them all!<br>**[07:06] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why...why did you do that?<br>**[07:11] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You committed treason.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you protect us?<br>**[07:16] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're...not Shinsengumi...<br>**[07:21] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you seem to be tied to them in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a way that words cannot describe.<br>**[07:28] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're neither friends,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nor are you enemies.<br>**[07:33] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...we're obnoxious bonds.<br>**[07:35] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmph, I suppose there<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are ties like that...<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't know. Or rather, I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't try to understand.<br>**[07:46] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite hoping to create ties with people,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I severed them on my side.<br>**[07:53] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I lost sight of what I really wanted because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I tried to protect a tiny bit of pride.<br>**[08:02] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even when I finally found the ties<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that were important to me,<br>**[08:05] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I destroyed them on my side.<br>**[08:10] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why...<br>**[08:13] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is it always too late when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you finally realize that?<br>**[08:20] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is that I want to fight with everyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I can't even stand?<br>**[08:25] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is that I want to wield my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sword, but I have no arm?<br>**[08:30] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is it that...I finally truly realized<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that...but I'm going to die...?<br>**[08:39] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to die. If I die, I'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;alone...no ties would reach me...<br>**[08:49] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to be alone anymore...<br>**[08:54] Harada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'd like you to...<br>**[08:56] Harada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hand him over to us.<br>**[08:59] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Please. He's gone through enough.<br>**[09:03] Harada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odd Jobs... We owe you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for your help this time.<br>**[09:07] Harada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we cannot heed your request.<br>**[09:10] Harada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How many people do you think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lost their lives because of him?<br>**[09:13] Harada**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We must deal with the traitor ourselves.<br>**[09:17] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He saved us! And he...<br>**[09:21] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san!<br>**[09:22] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take him.<br>**[09:25] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?!<br>**[09:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san, why...?<br>**[09:34] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san...<br>**[09:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right...he'd die anyway<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if they left him alone.<br>**[09:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's exactly why...<br>**[09:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's exactly why they must kill him.<br>**[10:12] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get up...Ito.<br>**[10:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you say we settle this?<br>**[10:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They...don't want him to die<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a filthy traitor's death.<br>**[10:30] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They want him to end his<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;life...as a samurai...<br>**[10:43] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and a fellow comrade.<br>**[10:45] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the death he deserves.<br>**[11:04] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata!<br>**[11:06] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ito!<br>**[11:56] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...ank...you...<br>**[12:05] Ito**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank...you...<br>**[12:44] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. Ito died and the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinsengumi survived.<br>**[12:49] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So the Bakufu is unexpectedly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;alive and well.<br>**[12:54] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, perhaps Ito was weak...or...<br>**[12:58] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was it you who was weak, Bansai?<br>**[13:03] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The original intent of this job<br>**[13:06] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was to draw away the Shinsengumi's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;attention from the Bakufu bigwigs.<br>**[13:10] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the Harusame successfully<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made their secret voyage<br>**[13:12] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a secret agreement was reached with the Bakufu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bigwigs, there's no need for a battle.<br>**[13:17] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We would have succeeded<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in warding them off.<br>**[13:20] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I told you to handle this with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the intent of crushing the Shinsengumi.<br>**[13:24] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As in all things, it's all about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the beat and the timing.<br>**[13:28] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without both, nothing will go well.<br>**[13:31] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I can't get into it, I back out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;immediately. That's how I do things.<br>**[13:35] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bansai.<br>**[13:37] Takasugi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't get attuned my song?<br>**[13:40] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The White Knight said, "What<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I protect has never changed."<br>**[13:47] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinsuke...any idea what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he was talking about?<br>**[13:52] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It made me feel like asking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him until I find out.<br>**[14:05] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've fallen in love with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their song. I've lost.<br>**[14:45] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...This is bad...<br>**[14:47] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really bad. They totally think I'm dead.<br>**[14:51] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never dreamed they would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hold a funeral so soon.<br>**[14:54] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm totally too late. I blew the timing.<br>**[15:03] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I've changed my mind.<br>**[15:07] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to hear...a bit more of your song.<br>**[15:13] Kawakami**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Live on, I look forward to the day when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'll let me here the rest of it.<br>**[15:19] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so that's how it went.<br>**[15:21] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No one expected that I would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;miraculously still be alive.<br>**[15:25] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad.<br>**[15:27] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not only was I spared because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the enemy's compassion,<br>**[15:29] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but if they found out I spent all this time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the hospital without contacting them...<br>**[15:32] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the timing couldn't be worse.<br>**[15:35] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sorry, I'm alive, after all."<br>**[15:37] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I showed up like that, they'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;discipline me...for sure.<br>**[15:40] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm in big trouble. What'll I do?!<br>**[15:43] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I should die. At this point, things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be easier if I were dead.<br>**[15:45] Matsudaira**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You fool! Leaving this life before<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an old man! You....you...you...!<br>**[15:50] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it! Don't make it any worse!<br>**[15:53] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're making it harder and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;harder for me to show myself.<br>**[15:55] Matsudaira**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know I...thought of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you...like a real son...<br>**[16:00] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't know...<br>**[16:01] Yamazak (M)I**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Pops...that you thought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so highly of me...<br>**[16:04] Matsudaira**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pusuke! Don't leave me behind!<br>**[16:08] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I alongside a dog?!<br>**[16:11] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather...this funeral is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;totally about the dog!<br>**[16:15] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like, "we may as well include<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki while we're at it!"<br>**[16:18] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regardless of how unremarkable<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may have been, this is too cruel!<br>**[16:21] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is there a can of Nilo<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there as an offering?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Parody of Milo, the Nestle chocolate drink.]
<br>**[16:26] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey Priest! Why're you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sipping on my Nilo?!<br>**[16:30] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not that I really cared for it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or anything, but cut it out!<br>**[16:32] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're making me angry.<br>**[16:33] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Turn off that cell phone.<br>**[16:35] Squadmember B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? I'm at the funeral for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss Matsudaira's dog.<br>**[16:39] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell them it's my funeral.<br>**[16:41] Squadmember C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oww...<br>**[16:42] Squadmember C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My leg fell asleep.<br>**[16:44] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Put away the JUMP, dammit.<br>**[16:46] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doesn't a human life mean<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything to you?<br>**[16:49] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could they! They're like an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;undisciplined gang of hoodlums.<br>**[16:52] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Vice-Chief...isn't the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief back yet?<br>**[16:54] Squadmember D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with this? Haven't they<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lifted Vice-Chief's punishment?<br>**[16:58] Squadmember D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without his leadership, the Shinsengumi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wouldn't exist today.<br>**[17:02] Squadmember E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems he feels personally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;responsible this time.<br>**[17:06] Squadmember E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard he personally asked for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the suspension to be extended.<br>**[17:10] Squadmember F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, he acted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;strangely back then too.<br>**[17:13] Squadmember G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think he won't come back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the Shinsengumi?<br>**[17:17] Squadmember H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After what happened,<br>**[17:19] Squadmember H**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we may not be able to return to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinsengumi we were before.<br>**[17:25] Female Clerk**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for waiting.<br>**[17:28] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I visited every temple<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and shrine in the city<br>**[17:30] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and had them do every incantation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and prayer they knew.<br>**[17:33] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But in the end, this never left my side.<br>**[17:37] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seems this thing's curse...is deeply<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ingrained in my very being.<br>**[17:42] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No telling when this will<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;consume me again.<br>**[17:46] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does that mean you won't return<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the Shinsengumi?<br>**[17:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should think about changing jobs.<br>**[17:51] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe you should join Animate.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Animate is a chain that sells everything related to animation.]
<br>**[17:53] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sounds good to me.<br>**[17:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A demonic sword that never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;leaves your side.<br>**[17:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are truly one with your sword.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the perfect sword for you.<br>**[18:05] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are the soul of the Shinsengumi.<br>**[18:08] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are the sword that protects you.<br>**[18:15] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You say that so casually.<br>**[18:19] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for you help.<br>**[18:21] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-san, where are you going?<br>**[18:22] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it obvious?<br>**[18:25] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My body has more angry spirits and curses<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on it than it can accommodate.<br>**[18:29] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's full of all the people I've stepped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over and the enmity of my comrades.<br>**[18:35] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's another curse or two gonna do?<br>**[18:39] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't intend to look back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter who dies.<br>**[18:45] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I intend to shoulder every one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of them and move forward...<br>**[18:48] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so they won't laugh at me in Hell.<br>**[18:56] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Nice weather.<br>**[18:58] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh.<br>**[18:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We forgot to collect our fee.<br>**[19:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget it.<br>**[19:02] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's better to collect a little at a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time rather than all at once.<br>**[19:07] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you think he'll be okay, though?<br>**[19:09] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will he be able to continue working?<br>**[19:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He'll be fine.<br>**[19:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have to worry any more.<br>**[19:18] Matsudaira**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh yeah, here we go!<br>**[19:32] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They don't give a shit!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do they think a funeral is?!<br>**[19:36] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show all of you!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You all should be punished!<br>**[19:40] Yamazaki (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll scare the hell out of all of you and...<br>**[19:49] Squadmember C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki returned from the dead!<br>**[19:51] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rule No. 22.<br>**[19:54] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No reading of manga, except for MAGAZINE,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;allowed in the headquarters.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Refers to "Weekly Shonen MAGAZINE, a rival of Shonen JUMP.]
<br>**[19:59] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rule No. 17.<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn off cell phones during meetings<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and important ceremonies.<br>**[20:07] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rule No. 45.<br>**[20:10] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do not die and return from the dead.<br>**[20:14] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Samurai should rest in peace<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with good grace.<br>**[20:17] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The entire lot of you are breaking the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bushido principles! Slit your bellies!<br>**[20:21] Squadmember D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief...<br>**[20:25] Squadmember E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice-Chief!<br>**[20:26] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ouch.<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it.<br>**[20:28] Squadmember E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hooray! The Vice-Chief came back!<br>**[20:31] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What're you guys talking about?<br>**[20:33] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said you all have to slit your bellies!<br>**[20:34] Squadmember F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, we will. We'll do it as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;many times as you want.<br>**[20:40] Kondo (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi... You said I was the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;soul of the Shinsengumi.<br>**[20:46] Kondo (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But to these guys, you're also an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;irreplaceable part of that soul.<br>**[20:52] Kondo (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good to have you back...Toshi.<br>**[21:05] Hijikata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello. Hijikata speaking de gozaru.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
<br>**[24:16] Amarao**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strikers are beasts that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;live to score goals.<br>**[24:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What awaits at the end of the road<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for those who seek to score?<br>**[24:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kick it in, Amarao!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death"]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Daisaku Amarao, star player of FC Oedo hires Gin-san and his friends to play soccer.]
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Next week's "GinTama" has a lot of balls! Pretty good, eh? Get it?]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Play on the "tama" in "GinTama",<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which literally means silver balls.]
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