E134 - Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

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[00:02] Gintoki
    Is she taking the Stand into her own body?
[00:05] Gintoki
    But you're just His Excellency!
[00:10] Okami His Excellency
    I'll turn you into a wax dummy, too!
[00:18] Gintoki
    D-Don't underestimate me, you old hag!
[00:36] Okami His Excellency
    It's providence that a dead person goes to the next world.
[00:40] Okami His Excellency
    Yes, that's right! But not everyone can go to heaven.
[00:46] Okami His Excellency
    Some people can't go there!
[00:49] Okami His Excellency
    This is the only place for people like them!
[00:53] Okami His Excellency
    You... You have no right to take it from them!
[01:06] Gintoki
    What keeps them here is not their failure to go to heaven.
[01:09] Gintoki
    Okami, it's because of you!
[01:14] Okami His Excellency
    No way!
[01:16] Okami His Excellency
    It can't be.
[01:18] Okami His Excellency
    This is... This is...
[01:24] Gintoki
    You old, dirty hag!
[01:27] Gintoki
    I'll make sugar candy out of you!
SIGN    [Tou (Sugar)]
SIGN    [Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories]
[03:12] Gintoki His Excellency
    You dirty, old hag!
[03:14] Gintoki His Excellency
    I'll make sugar candy out of you, too!
[03:17] Okami His Excellency (M)
    His Excellency?! Impossible... he can transform into His Excellency and yet still be himself?!
[03:23] Okami His Excellency (M)
    Wait! More importantly, who...
[03:26] ---
    did he possess himself with? Rei!
[03:28] ---
    Damn!
[03:30] Okami His Excellency (M)
    This is the spell prison I trapped Rei inside of!
[03:33] Rei
    Okami.
[03:34] Rei
    Danna... How long has it been like this?
[03:40] Rei
    Us... this inn... when we started
[03:44] Rei
    it was a much more wonderful place.
[03:54] Okami
    Do you want to come with me? I'm sure you don't have any relatives to go to.
[04:01] Okami
    Listen, this inn is for ghosts who failed to get to heaven.
[04:09] Okami
    They couldn't make it to paradise,
[04:11] Okami
    but we can at least give them a bath here and help them get to heaven.
[04:15] Rei
    So many souls have been able to go to heaven from here.
[04:21] Rei
    This place was like a terminal for lost and weary souls who had no other place to go.
[04:26] Rei
    However, after that day,
[04:29] Rei (M)
    the inn now lies in ruins filled with Stands.
[04:38] Rei
    Okami and Danna, both of you knew about this, didn't you?
[04:45] Okami His Excellency
    Stop blathering, little girl. The Stands are our business partners. That's all!
[04:52] Rei
    Gin.
[04:53] Gintoki His Excellency
    All right.
[04:54] Rei
    The time has come to break these cursed chains that have tied down the sprits here for so long.
[05:01] Rei
    Gin, please free them all.
[05:04] ---
    The Stands... and...
[05:08] Rei
    Okami.
[05:11] Okami His Excellency
    Don't think you can push your luck just because you have become His Excellency!
[05:14] Okami His Excellency
    You think you can beat my husband just by possessing a small fry like Rei?!
[05:32] Okami His Excellency
    Such a weak vessel. I'll smash it!
[05:35] Gintoki His Excellency
    Second Stand! Iron Girl!
SIGN    [Kami (God)]
[05:52] Okami His Excellency (M)
    He's suddenly increased his power. Don't tell me this is...
[05:55] Okami His Excellency (M)
    This is...
[05:58] Kagura
    I'll turn you into a figure like that cardboard
[06:00] Kagura
    Yunkeru standup of Tamori at the pharmacy!
[06:04] Okami His Excellency (M)
    Did he switch to another Stand?! Has this guy got multiple Stands?!
[06:17] Okami His Excellency (M)
    What amazing power!
[06:19] Okami His Excellency (M)
    It took ten years even for me to handle a couple of Stands at the same time!
[06:23] Okami His Excellency (M)
    I'm losing energy. I must replenish quickly!
[06:25] Kagura
    Third Stand! Cabaret Club Smile!
SIGN    [Tae]
[06:32] Otae
    It's time for lunch!
[06:35] Okami His Excellency (M)
    That is... Dark Matter!
[06:37] Okami His Excellency
    She distorted space to create dark matter within her hands!
[06:43] Otae
    Fried eggs!
[06:45] Okami His Excellency
    It burns!
[06:48] Otae
    It's the final blow!
[06:50] Otae
    Go! Fourth Stand! Jimmy Heavenly!
SIGN    [Shin (New)]
SIGN    [Niku (Meat)]
[07:01] Gintoki
    I turned into some kinda freak! Who is this?!
[07:04] Gintoki
    I don't remember inhaling anyone like this!
[07:06] Gintoki
    What kind of imitation hero is this? What kind of meat-puppet is this?!
[07:09] Okami His Excellency
    You must be very good at collecting Stands!
[07:12] Okami His Excellency
    Evil spirits are gathering around you!
[07:14] Gintoki
    Old hag, are you putting in these Stands randomly?
[07:19] Shinpachi
    Gin, it's full in here!
[07:21] Gintoki
    Hey! Just where do you think you're coming out of?!
[07:23] Kagura
    It hurts!
[07:24] Gintoki
    Kagura! What the? Where did you just come out from?!
[07:27] Otae
    Gin! Look in front! Front!
[07:28] Gintoki
    All I can see is you!
[07:30] Gintoki
    Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to flirt with you.
[07:35] Shinpachi
    Shoot! All the Stands have left him!
[07:38] Kagura
    Gin! Run away! You don't have any Stands!
[07:42] Okami His Excellency
    It's too late!
[07:46] Gintoki
    No, I have one left.
[07:49] ---
    It's a chance I have to take!
[07:50] Okami His Excellency
    Die!
SIGN    [Sen (Missionary)]
[08:44] Shinpachi
    A completely unrelated character took her out!
[09:04] Okami
    I can't believe it! You can handle so many Stands at the same time.
[09:09] Okami
    Splendid.
[09:11] Okami
    Gin...and all of you.
[09:15] Okami
    No wonder Otose sent you guys.
[09:21] Okami
    It looks like I've lost. Oh, dear.
[09:26] Tagosaku
    I'll...protect you.
[09:30] Tagosaku
    I promised...
[09:35] ---
    important... things.
[09:46] Danna
    I...I'm sorry...Oiwa.
[09:49] Okami
    It's all right. Stop talking.
[09:52] Danna
    Don't worry.
[09:56] Danna
    Everything will be the same.
[09:59] Okami
    Dear...
[10:01] Danna
    I'll...be with you forever.
[10:06] Danna
    I...promise.
[10:16] Tagosaku
    I'll...protect you.
[10:21] Danna
    I promised you.
[10:24] Danna
    I said I would protect you.
[10:28] Tagosaku
    Oiwa...You...this inn... I said I would protect both! I, Tagosaku, promised!
[10:39] Okami
    Stop, the fight is over!
[10:43] Ghosts
    Protect Okami. Protect our inn.
[10:51] Ghosts
    Protect Okami.
[10:52] Okami
    You guys!
[10:53] Gintoki
    Wh-What the-!
[10:55] Ghosts
    Protect our inn.
[10:59] Gintoki
    The customers, employees and Stands are all...
[11:08] Gintoki
    going to Tagosaku!
[11:11] Rei
    No, it's not just the Stands at the inn.
[11:13] Rei
    That's...
[11:28] Rei
    Tagosaku sucking in all the Stands from every living thing in the village!
[11:34] Otae
    He's sucking in all of the Stands?! That means... death.
[11:38] Rei
    Our fears have finally come to pass.
[11:42] Okami
    Dear!
[11:43] Okami
    What are you doing?!
[11:45] Tagosaku
    This inn...I'll protect it!
[11:49] Tagosaku
    Oiwa, if I collect everyone's Stands, all these customers,
[11:54] Tagosaku
    Oiwa, you won't feel lonely anymore.
[11:58] Okami
    Dear, what are you talking about?
[12:00] Okami
    Are you going to take the Stands of all the living creatures in this village?!
[12:04] ---
    If you do that,
[12:06] Okami
    the bodies will rot, and everything in this village will die.
[12:13] Okami
    Stop it! Can't you hear me?!
[12:17] Okami
    Tagosaku!
[12:22] Shinpachi
    It's no good! He won't even listen to Okami.
[12:25] Rei
    The Stand has gone out of control!
[12:27] Rei
    Keeping so many Stands in one place for a long time
[12:31] Rei
    will increase the negative emotions
[12:34] Rei
    and the power of the Stands will have an even bigger influence on this world.
[12:37] Rei
    To the point where they can't be controlled by human power.
[12:45] Rei
    This place will no longer be a province of nature, but a living hell.
[12:48] Rei
    The negative emotions will continue increasing
[12:52] Rei
    and the entire world will erode if we don't bring this under control.
[12:55] Okami
    No! You can't be doing such a thing!
[13:00] Okami
    Rei!
[13:05] Shinpachi
    He's trying to take us, too!
[13:07] Shinpachi
    He's going to suck up every soul!
[13:11] Otae
    Shin-chan! Hang on tight!
[13:14] Gintoki
    Hey! If you Stands get swallowed up by him, it's all over!
[13:18] Gintoki
    Escape into my body for now!
[13:21] Gintoki
    Hurry up, this way!
[13:23] Kagura
    Gin!
[13:25] Gintoki
    Almost there...
[13:28] Gintoki
    Just a little...
[13:32] Shinpachi
    Even Gin's Stand came out!
[13:34] Otae
    What the hell are you doing, you wavy-haired jerk!
[13:36] Gintoki
    His suction is unbelievable! Every household should have at least one.
[13:39] Shinpachi
    Everyone has become Stands!
[13:41] Gintoki
    Hurry! Return to my body.
[13:55] Shinpachi
    What the hell?! That weirdo just made off with your body!
[13:59] Gintoki
    Xavier, wait! That's my body!
[14:01] Gintoki
    Hey, give it back, baldy! Oh crap! My body has been stolen!
[14:05] Okami
    This way!
[14:07] Okami
    Enter my body! Take my hand!
[14:10] Okami
    Hurry!
[14:11] Gintoki
    No way!
[14:13] Gintoki
    You old bat, where do you think you're showing your hand from!
[14:15] Gintoki
    I would rather lose my soul than go in there!
[14:18] Okami
    Fine, already. Then how about the front?
[14:19] Gintoki
    You're dead, you old bat! Seriously!
[14:23] Tagosaku
    Oiwa, everyone will become one.
[14:26] Tagosaku
    Everyone will throw away their bodies and become one.
[14:30] Tagosaku
    Then everyone will be together.
[14:33] Tagosaku
    You won't feel lonely anymore.
[14:37] Gintoki
    Old hag!
[14:39] Shinpachi
    Gin!
[14:48] Okami
    Rei!
[15:01] Okami
    Rei!
[15:05] Rei
    Okami, you're not alone.
[15:08] Rei
    Everyone!
[15:09] ---
    Everyone!
[15:11] Rei
    You carry all our souls within your heart.
[15:25] Okami
    Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
[15:30] Okami
    I must apologize to them.
[15:34] Okami
    I seem to have forced them into terrible penance.
[15:41] Okami
    It was neither their wounds, nor regret that kept them in this world.
[15:49] Okami
    It was me.
[15:52] Okami (M)
    The first time I saw those kids was back when illness took my mother.
[15:57] Okami (M)
    I was crying really hard when the Stand appeared before me.
[16:01] Okami (M)
    Looking back, now I remember that they always appeared when I was alone.
[16:07] Okami (M)
    Soon after, they were next to me, and sometimes would encourage me.
[16:11] Okami (M)
    Sometimes we cried together.
[16:14] Okami (M)
    It became more natural to be with Stands than with other humans.
[16:21] Okami (M)
    Friends that only I could see.
[16:24] Okami (M)
    I thought that I was chosen.
[16:27] Okami (M)
    That it was a power granted to me by the heavens to carry out some important deed.
[16:34] Okami (M)
    This inn is for ghosts who failed to get to go to heaven.
[16:41] Okami (M)
    They were not able to go to paradise,
[16:44] Okami (M)
    but we can at least give them a bath here and help them get to heaven.
[16:49] Okami (M)
    I helped a lot of souls go to heaven.
[16:53] Okami (M)
    It was satisfying watching them smile before passing away.
[17:01] Okami (M)
    However, when my husband passed, I realized something.
[17:06] Okami (M)
    That the only beings next to me were... all Stands.
[17:12] Okami (M)
    That I...have been alone for a long time.
[17:18] Okami
    I'd be really lonely if I lost all the Stands.
[17:23] Okami
    And the thought of it made me extremely scared.
[17:27] Okami
    They probably understood my weak feelings.
[17:32] Okami
    From so long ago...
[17:35] Okami
    Yes, from the very first time I met them.
[17:40] Okami
    Me, a Stand user?
[17:42] Okami
    Give me a break!
[17:44] Okami
    Save souls who've lost their place to go?
[17:48] Okami
    Stop being so presumptuous!
[17:52] Okami
    I was the one being saved.
[17:55] Okami
    For the longest time, they've been keeping me company.
[18:00] Okami
    They were worried...about me being all alone.
[18:04] Okami
    Even when they turned into ghosts... Always...
[18:09] Okami (M)_
    Yes. They always stayed with me.
[18:17] Okami
    Sorry. I'm really sorry, all of you.
[18:25] Okami
    Thank you for everything.
[18:52] Shinpachi
    That's it!
[18:54] Shinpachi
    The inhaled Stands are going to heaven!
[18:59] Ghosts
    Okami!
[19:01] Ghosts
    Okami, you're not alone...all of us...
[19:06] Ghosts
    ...we will always be...in your heart.
[19:10] Ghosts
    We will always...always be with you.
[19:18] Tagosaku
    I promise...Oiwa.
[19:47] Okami
    This is all I know how to do.
[19:50] Okami
    I'll just start scrubbing down the backs of skeletons again.
[19:53] Shinpachi
    Are you going to manage the inn all by yourself?
[19:56] Okami
    I'm not alone anymore.
[19:58] ---
    I have everyone in here now.
[20:00] Okami
    I want to save them this time. I'm repaying a favor.
[20:06] Okami
    If you can't get to heaven, come back here again. I'll send you to heaven right away!
[20:14] Gintoki
    Having that old hag wash my back doesn't sound very good!
[20:23] Shinpachi
    I wonder if Okami is all right.
[20:26] ---
    She looks kind of sad.
[20:30] Gintoki
    I think she'll be okay.
[20:39] Okami
    Re...Rei?! What are you doing here?!
[20:42] ---
    I thought you went to heaven.
[20:44] Rei
    Well, I feel like I still have something to do in this world.
[20:47] Rei
    But don't worry. The reason I came back here isn't because I was worried about you.
[20:53] Rei
    It was because there's a man whose back I want to wash.
[21:07] Ghost
    Excuse me.
[21:12] Okami
    Welcome to Senbokyo bathhouse.
[21:20] ---
    Please do not cry
[21:27] ---
    atop my grave.
[21:33] ---
    For I am not there.
[21:39] ---
    I am not asleep.
[21:44] ---
    A thousand winds...
[21:51] ---
    I've become a thousand winds
[21:57] ---
    And now I'm blowing
[22:04] ---
    across the great, big sky.
SIGN    
SIGN    What? The next episode is about leveraging Gintama?
SIGN    That sounds awfully familiar. What? No?
SIGN    It's about leveraging Gintaman? That sounds even more familiar.
SIGN    The next episode:
SIGN    "Before Thinking About The Earth, Think About The More Endangered Gintaman's Future!"
SIGN    [We did get ourselves purified, but we still had a few accidents this week as well.]
SIGN    [Today's word of wisdom: Get yourselves purified as soon as possible!!]
SIGN    [See you again next time!]