# E134 - Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G609QGJP6/be-very-careful-when-using-ghost-stories)
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**[00:02] Gintoki**
Is she taking the Stand into her own body?
**[00:05] Gintoki**
But you're just His Excellency!
**[00:10] Okami His Excellency**
I'll turn you into a wax dummy, too!
**[00:18] Gintoki**
D-Don't underestimate me, you old hag!
**[00:36] Okami His Excellency**
It's providence that a dead person goes to the next world.
**[00:40] Okami His Excellency**
Yes, that's right! But not everyone can go to heaven.
**[00:46] Okami His Excellency**
Some people can't go there!
**[00:49] Okami His Excellency**
This is the only place for people like them!
**[00:53] Okami His Excellency**
You... You have no right to take it from them!
**[01:06] Gintoki**
What keeps them here is not their failure to go to heaven.
**[01:09] Gintoki**
Okami, it's because of you!
**[01:14] Okami His Excellency**
No way!
**[01:16] Okami His Excellency**
It can't be.
**[01:18] Okami His Excellency**
This is... This is...
**[01:24] Gintoki**
You old, dirty hag!
**[01:27] Gintoki**
I'll make sugar candy out of you!
***SIGN*** [Tou (Sugar)]
***SIGN*** [Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories]
**[03:12] Gintoki His Excellency**
You dirty, old hag!
**[03:14] Gintoki His Excellency**
I'll make sugar candy out of you, too!
**[03:17] Okami His Excellency (M)**
His Excellency?! Impossible... he can transform into His Excellency and yet still be himself?!
**[03:23] Okami His Excellency (M)**
Wait! More importantly, who...
**[03:26] ---**
did he possess himself with? Rei!
**[03:28] ---**
Damn!
**[03:30] Okami His Excellency (M)**
This is the spell prison I trapped Rei inside of!
**[03:33] Rei**
Okami.
**[03:34] Rei**
Danna... How long has it been like this?
**[03:40] Rei**
Us... this inn... when we started
**[03:44] Rei**
it was a much more wonderful place.
**[03:54] Okami**
Do you want to come with me? I'm sure you don't have any relatives to go to.
**[04:01] Okami**
Listen, this inn is for ghosts who failed to get to heaven.
**[04:09] Okami**
They couldn't make it to paradise,
**[04:11] Okami**
but we can at least give them a bath here and help them get to heaven.
**[04:15] Rei**
So many souls have been able to go to heaven from here.
**[04:21] Rei**
This place was like a terminal for lost and weary souls who had no other place to go.
**[04:26] Rei**
However, after that day,
**[04:29] Rei (M)**
the inn now lies in ruins filled with Stands.
**[04:38] Rei**
Okami and Danna, both of you knew about this, didn't you?
**[04:45] Okami His Excellency**
Stop blathering, little girl. The Stands are our business partners. That's all!
**[04:52] Rei**
Gin.
**[04:53] Gintoki His Excellency**
All right.
**[04:54] Rei**
The time has come to break these cursed chains that have tied down the sprits here for so long.
**[05:01] Rei**
Gin, please free them all.
**[05:04] ---**
The Stands... and...
**[05:08] Rei**
Okami.
**[05:11] Okami His Excellency**
Don't think you can push your luck just because you have become His Excellency!
**[05:14] Okami His Excellency**
You think you can beat my husband just by possessing a small fry like Rei?!
**[05:32] Okami His Excellency**
Such a weak vessel. I'll smash it!
**[05:35] Gintoki His Excellency**
Second Stand! Iron Girl!
***SIGN*** [Kami (God)]
**[05:52] Okami His Excellency (M)**
He's suddenly increased his power. Don't tell me this is...
**[05:55] Okami His Excellency (M)**
This is...
**[05:58] Kagura**
I'll turn you into a figure like that cardboard
**[06:00] Kagura**
Yunkeru standup of Tamori at the pharmacy!
**[06:04] Okami His Excellency (M)**
Did he switch to another Stand?! Has this guy got multiple Stands?!
**[06:17] Okami His Excellency (M)**
What amazing power!
**[06:19] Okami His Excellency (M)**
It took ten years even for me to handle a couple of Stands at the same time!
**[06:23] Okami His Excellency (M)**
I'm losing energy. I must replenish quickly!
**[06:25] Kagura**
Third Stand! Cabaret Club Smile!
***SIGN*** [Tae]
**[06:32] Otae**
It's time for lunch!
**[06:35] Okami His Excellency (M)**
That is... Dark Matter!
**[06:37] Okami His Excellency**
She distorted space to create dark matter within her hands!
**[06:43] Otae**
Fried eggs!
**[06:45] Okami His Excellency**
It burns!
**[06:48] Otae**
It's the final blow!
**[06:50] Otae**
Go! Fourth Stand! Jimmy Heavenly!
***SIGN*** [Shin (New)]
***SIGN*** [Niku (Meat)]
**[07:01] Gintoki**
I turned into some kinda freak! Who is this?!
**[07:04] Gintoki**
I don't remember inhaling anyone like this!
**[07:06] Gintoki**
What kind of imitation hero is this? What kind of meat-puppet is this?!
**[07:09] Okami His Excellency**
You must be very good at collecting Stands!
**[07:12] Okami His Excellency**
Evil spirits are gathering around you!
**[07:14] Gintoki**
Old hag, are you putting in these Stands randomly?
**[07:19] Shinpachi**
Gin, it's full in here!
**[07:21] Gintoki**
Hey! Just where do you think you're coming out of?!
**[07:23] Kagura**
It hurts!
**[07:24] Gintoki**
Kagura! What the? Where did you just come out from?!
**[07:27] Otae**
Gin! Look in front! Front!
**[07:28] Gintoki**
All I can see is you!
**[07:30] Gintoki**
Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to flirt with you.
**[07:35] Shinpachi**
Shoot! All the Stands have left him!
**[07:38] Kagura**
Gin! Run away! You don't have any Stands!
**[07:42] Okami His Excellency**
It's too late!
**[07:46] Gintoki**
No, I have one left.
**[07:49] ---**
It's a chance I have to take!
**[07:50] Okami His Excellency**
Die!
***SIGN*** [Sen (Missionary)]
**[08:44] Shinpachi**
A completely unrelated character took her out!
**[09:04] Okami**
I can't believe it! You can handle so many Stands at the same time.
**[09:09] Okami**
Splendid.
**[09:11] Okami**
Gin...and all of you.
**[09:15] Okami**
No wonder Otose sent you guys.
**[09:21] Okami**
It looks like I've lost. Oh, dear.
**[09:26] Tagosaku**
I'll...protect you.
**[09:30] Tagosaku**
I promised...
**[09:35] ---**
important... things.
**[09:46] Danna**
I...I'm sorry...Oiwa.
**[09:49] Okami**
It's all right. Stop talking.
**[09:52] Danna**
Don't worry.
**[09:56] Danna**
Everything will be the same.
**[09:59] Okami**
Dear...
**[10:01] Danna**
I'll...be with you forever.
**[10:06] Danna**
I...promise.
**[10:16] Tagosaku**
I'll...protect you.
**[10:21] Danna**
I promised you.
**[10:24] Danna**
I said I would protect you.
**[10:28] Tagosaku**
Oiwa...You...this inn... I said I would protect both! I, Tagosaku, promised!
**[10:39] Okami**
Stop, the fight is over!
**[10:43] Ghosts**
Protect Okami. Protect our inn.
**[10:51] Ghosts**
Protect Okami.
**[10:52] Okami**
You guys!
**[10:53] Gintoki**
Wh-What the-!
**[10:55] Ghosts**
Protect our inn.
**[10:59] Gintoki**
The customers, employees and Stands are all...
**[11:08] Gintoki**
going to Tagosaku!
**[11:11] Rei**
No, it's not just the Stands at the inn.
**[11:13] Rei**
That's...
**[11:28] Rei**
Tagosaku sucking in all the Stands from every living thing in the village!
**[11:34] Otae**
He's sucking in all of the Stands?! That means... death.
**[11:38] Rei**
Our fears have finally come to pass.
**[11:42] Okami**
Dear!
**[11:43] Okami**
What are you doing?!
**[11:45] Tagosaku**
This inn...I'll protect it!
**[11:49] Tagosaku**
Oiwa, if I collect everyone's Stands, all these customers,
**[11:54] Tagosaku**
Oiwa, you won't feel lonely anymore.
**[11:58] Okami**
Dear, what are you talking about?
**[12:00] Okami**
Are you going to take the Stands of all the living creatures in this village?!
**[12:04] ---**
If you do that,
**[12:06] Okami**
the bodies will rot, and everything in this village will die.
**[12:13] Okami**
Stop it! Can't you hear me?!
**[12:17] Okami**
Tagosaku!
**[12:22] Shinpachi**
It's no good! He won't even listen to Okami.
**[12:25] Rei**
The Stand has gone out of control!
**[12:27] Rei**
Keeping so many Stands in one place for a long time
**[12:31] Rei**
will increase the negative emotions
**[12:34] Rei**
and the power of the Stands will have an even bigger influence on this world.
**[12:37] Rei**
To the point where they can't be controlled by human power.
**[12:45] Rei**
This place will no longer be a province of nature, but a living hell.
**[12:48] Rei**
The negative emotions will continue increasing
**[12:52] Rei**
and the entire world will erode if we don't bring this under control.
**[12:55] Okami**
No! You can't be doing such a thing!
**[13:00] Okami**
Rei!
**[13:05] Shinpachi**
He's trying to take us, too!
**[13:07] Shinpachi**
He's going to suck up every soul!
**[13:11] Otae**
Shin-chan! Hang on tight!
**[13:14] Gintoki**
Hey! If you Stands get swallowed up by him, it's all over!
**[13:18] Gintoki**
Escape into my body for now!
**[13:21] Gintoki**
Hurry up, this way!
**[13:23] Kagura**
Gin!
**[13:25] Gintoki**
Almost there...
**[13:28] Gintoki**
Just a little...
**[13:32] Shinpachi**
Even Gin's Stand came out!
**[13:34] Otae**
What the hell are you doing, you wavy-haired jerk!
**[13:36] Gintoki**
His suction is unbelievable! Every household should have at least one.
**[13:39] Shinpachi**
Everyone has become Stands!
**[13:41] Gintoki**
Hurry! Return to my body.
**[13:55] Shinpachi**
What the hell?! That weirdo just made off with your body!
**[13:59] Gintoki**
Xavier, wait! That's my body!
**[14:01] Gintoki**
Hey, give it back, baldy! Oh crap! My body has been stolen!
**[14:05] Okami**
This way!
**[14:07] Okami**
Enter my body! Take my hand!
**[14:10] Okami**
Hurry!
**[14:11] Gintoki**
No way!
**[14:13] Gintoki**
You old bat, where do you think you're showing your hand from!
**[14:15] Gintoki**
I would rather lose my soul than go in there!
**[14:18] Okami**
Fine, already. Then how about the front?
**[14:19] Gintoki**
You're dead, you old bat! Seriously!
**[14:23] Tagosaku**
Oiwa, everyone will become one.
**[14:26] Tagosaku**
Everyone will throw away their bodies and become one.
**[14:30] Tagosaku**
Then everyone will be together.
**[14:33] Tagosaku**
You won't feel lonely anymore.
**[14:37] Gintoki**
Old hag!
**[14:39] Shinpachi**
Gin!
**[14:48] Okami**
Rei!
**[15:01] Okami**
Rei!
**[15:05] Rei**
Okami, you're not alone.
**[15:08] Rei**
Everyone!
**[15:09] ---**
Everyone!
**[15:11] Rei**
You carry all our souls within your heart.
**[15:25] Okami**
Oh, my God. I can't believe this.
**[15:30] Okami**
I must apologize to them.
**[15:34] Okami**
I seem to have forced them into terrible penance.
**[15:41] Okami**
It was neither their wounds, nor regret that kept them in this world.
**[15:49] Okami**
It was me.
**[15:52] Okami (M)**
The first time I saw those kids was back when illness took my mother.
**[15:57] Okami (M)**
I was crying really hard when the Stand appeared before me.
**[16:01] Okami (M)**
Looking back, now I remember that they always appeared when I was alone.
**[16:07] Okami (M)**
Soon after, they were next to me, and sometimes would encourage me.
**[16:11] Okami (M)**
Sometimes we cried together.
**[16:14] Okami (M)**
It became more natural to be with Stands than with other humans.
**[16:21] Okami (M)**
Friends that only I could see.
**[16:24] Okami (M)**
I thought that I was chosen.
**[16:27] Okami (M)**
That it was a power granted to me by the heavens to carry out some important deed.
**[16:34] Okami (M)**
This inn is for ghosts who failed to get to go to heaven.
**[16:41] Okami (M)**
They were not able to go to paradise,
**[16:44] Okami (M)**
but we can at least give them a bath here and help them get to heaven.
**[16:49] Okami (M)**
I helped a lot of souls go to heaven.
**[16:53] Okami (M)**
It was satisfying watching them smile before passing away.
**[17:01] Okami (M)**
However, when my husband passed, I realized something.
**[17:06] Okami (M)**
That the only beings next to me were... all Stands.
**[17:12] Okami (M)**
That I...have been alone for a long time.
**[17:18] Okami**
I'd be really lonely if I lost all the Stands.
**[17:23] Okami**
And the thought of it made me extremely scared.
**[17:27] Okami**
They probably understood my weak feelings.
**[17:32] Okami**
From so long ago...
**[17:35] Okami**
Yes, from the very first time I met them.
**[17:40] Okami**
Me, a Stand user?
**[17:42] Okami**
Give me a break!
**[17:44] Okami**
Save souls who've lost their place to go?
**[17:48] Okami**
Stop being so presumptuous!
**[17:52] Okami**
I was the one being saved.
**[17:55] Okami**
For the longest time, they've been keeping me company.
**[18:00] Okami**
They were worried...about me being all alone.
**[18:04] Okami**
Even when they turned into ghosts... Always...
**[18:09] Okami (M)_**
Yes. They always stayed with me.
**[18:17] Okami**
Sorry. I'm really sorry, all of you.
**[18:25] Okami**
Thank you for everything.
**[18:52] Shinpachi**
That's it!
**[18:54] Shinpachi**
The inhaled Stands are going to heaven!
**[18:59] Ghosts**
Okami!
**[19:01] Ghosts**
Okami, you're not alone...all of us...
**[19:06] Ghosts**
...we will always be...in your heart.
**[19:10] Ghosts**
We will always...always be with you.
**[19:18] Tagosaku**
I promise...Oiwa.
**[19:47] Okami**
This is all I know how to do.
**[19:50] Okami**
I'll just start scrubbing down the backs of skeletons again.
**[19:53] Shinpachi**
Are you going to manage the inn all by yourself?
**[19:56] Okami**
I'm not alone anymore.
**[19:58] ---**
I have everyone in here now.
**[20:00] Okami**
I want to save them this time. I'm repaying a favor.
**[20:06] Okami**
If you can't get to heaven, come back here again. I'll send you to heaven right away!
**[20:14] Gintoki**
Having that old hag wash my back doesn't sound very good!
**[20:23] Shinpachi**
I wonder if Okami is all right.
**[20:26] ---**
She looks kind of sad.
**[20:30] Gintoki**
I think she'll be okay.
**[20:39] Okami**
Re...Rei?! What are you doing here?!
**[20:42] ---**
I thought you went to heaven.
**[20:44] Rei**
Well, I feel like I still have something to do in this world.
**[20:47] Rei**
But don't worry. The reason I came back here isn't because I was worried about you.
**[20:53] Rei**
It was because there's a man whose back I want to wash.
**[21:07] Ghost**
Excuse me.
**[21:12] Okami**
Welcome to Senbokyo bathhouse.
**[21:20] ---**
*Please do not cry*
**[21:27] ---**
*atop my grave.*
**[21:33] ---**
*For I am not there.*
**[21:39] ---**
*I am not asleep.*
**[21:44] ---**
*A thousand winds...*
**[21:51] ---**
*I've become a thousand winds*
**[21:57] ---**
*And now I'm blowing*
**[22:04] ---**
*across the great, big sky.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** What? The next episode is about leveraging Gintama?
***SIGN*** That sounds awfully familiar. What? No?
***SIGN*** It's about leveraging Gintaman? That sounds even more familiar.
***SIGN*** The next episode:
***SIGN*** "Before Thinking About The Earth, Think About The More Endangered Gintaman's Future!"
***SIGN*** [We did get ourselves purified, but we still had a few accidents this week as well.]
***SIGN*** [Today's word of wisdom: Get yourselves purified as soon as possible!!]
***SIGN*** [See you again next time!]