E85 - "Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack"

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SIGN    [Heiji Kozenigata is a hard-boiled detective in pursuit of Chogoro the Foxfire.]
SIGN    [When the authorities are warned that the Golden Fried Tofu Statue is going to be stolen, he violates his suspension and rushes to the scene.]
SIGN    ["Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack"]
[01:47] Constable 1
    Hey, what's that sound?
[01:49] Constable 2
    Is it coming from outside?
[01:50] Kagura
    Arley!
[01:52] Kagura
    Davidson!
[01:56] Constable C
    A-An intruder! From the front door!
[01:58] Superior A
    Is it the Fox?!
[01:59] Constable C
    No, she's wearing full body tights!
[02:00] Superior A
    What?! Tights?! What's going on?!
[02:03] Constable B
    She's on a rampage-shouting things like she can't control her youthfulness!
[02:07] Constable B
    She might be heading for Mt. Fuji!
SIGN    [Note: Biker gangs in Japan often drive to Mount Fuji for meetings.]
[02:09] Superior A
    What's with that offbeat description of her rampage?
[02:12] Constable B
    I may not look it, but I used to be a bad dude.
[02:15] Superior A
    People who talk like that are usually the ones who haven't done much.
[02:18] Superior A
    You know, like **** and ****.
[02:20] Constable C
    Should you be mentioning names?
[02:21] Superior A
    Never mind! Arrest anyone who looks suspicious! Alert mode, on!
[02:26] Constable C
    Roger that.
[02:28] Superior A
    Today, the game is over! Full-body tights!
[02:32] Constable C
    No, it's the Fox!
[02:34] Shinpachi
    Looks like they're moving out in full force.
[02:36] Gintoki
    Come on, if they attract too much attention, won't the Fox tuck his tail and run?
[02:40] Haji
    I don't think that'll happen.
[02:43] Haji
    He went to the trouble of announcing his crime.
[02:46] Haji
    The Fox would have anticipated this level of security.
[02:49] Kozenigata
    He'll come for sure. A man always needs to expose himself to danger...
[02:55] Kozenigata (M)
    He's a bloodthirsty beast that can't live without it.
[02:58] Gintoki
    Hey! Hide! What're you doing?!
[03:00] ---
    What're you drinking wine for?!
[03:02] Kozenigata
    This isn't wine It's Camus.
[03:05] ---
    I just can't stop shaking.
[03:07] Kozenigata (M)
    Seems the beast inside of me is getting antsy, as well.
[03:14] Shinpachi
    He's totally scared-scared so stiff he's puking.
[03:18] Gintoki
    You're a fool. Stop drinking that wine already.
[03:21] Gintoki
    We all know you're not really hard-boiled.
[03:24] Kozenigata
    This isn't wine. It's Camus.
[03:27] Gintoki
    Camus, Amuro, what's the difference?
SIGN    [Note: Amuro is a main character from the first GUNDAM. Camus is a main character from Z GUNDAM.]
[03:28] Gintoki
    Stop using alcohol to get rid of your jitters!
[03:30] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, please get a hold of yourself! You're puking...
[03:34] Haji
    C'mon, pull yourselves together. Ugh, what an awful sour smell!
[03:39] ---
    What's the matter with you people?!
[03:41] Constable D
    What're you doing there?
[03:43] Constable D
    Huh?
[03:44] ---
    It's you, Haji?
[03:46] Haji
    There's nothing suspicious over here!
[03:49] Constable D
    Something smells...
[03:51] ---
    Didn't I just see someone?
[03:52] Haji
    No, it was just me.
[03:54] Constable E
    Haji, weren't you taken off duty today?
[03:57] Haji
    No, I couldn't stay home knowing the Fox is showing up.
[04:01] Constable E
    You're quite the go-getter.
[04:05] Haji
    Uh! I already checked over there.
[04:10] Gintoki (M)
    This is too close...too close. They'll spot us.
[04:12] Gintoki (M)
    Take off those glasses. What're you wearing glasses with armor for?!
[04:16] Shinpachi (M)
    Glasses are armor for the eyes.
[04:24] Shinpachi/Gintoki (M)
    We're sa...
[04:25] Shinpachi/Gintoki (M)
    ...fe...?
[04:25] Constable D
    Do you remember a statue like this?
[04:27] Constable E
    That's a statue of Leyasu.
[04:29] Kozenigata (Changed Voice)
    Pin pon pan pon.
[04:30] ---
    You are looking at a statue of the moment when a hard-boiled assassin
[04:34] ---
    ambushed Lord Leyasu during an unguarded moment while the lord was hawking.
[04:38] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    There's...
[04:40] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    no such statue!
[04:41] Constable D
    Kozenigata! Damn you!
[04:44] Constable D
    You're on suspension! What're you doing here?!
[04:49] Kozenigata
    Tsk, now I'll definitely be fired unless I apprehend the Fox and restore my honor.
[04:55] ---
    Hmph, I'm looking forward to it.
[04:58] ---
    Okay, let's head back to the bar and regroup.
[05:02] Gintoki
    You're not looking forward to it at all! You're running away!
[05:04] Gintoki
    What do you mean, "head back to the bar"? We never went to a bar!
[05:08] Gintoki
    That was a cheap roadside drinking stand!
[05:10] Kozenigata
    That's a bar. I can't go into fancy bars-they make me nervous.
[05:14] Gintoki
    You really don't have an ounce of hard-boiled in you!
[05:18] Kozenigata
    Haji!
[05:19] Haji
    Boss!
[05:26] Kozenigata
    The...Fox?!
[05:27] Constable E
    He appeared! The Fox appeared!
[05:29] Constable D
    Apprehend-
[05:33] Shinpachi
    What?! In the blink of an eye!
[05:39] Gintoki
    That bastard!
[05:40] Gintoki
    He's mocking us!
[05:43] Haji
    Boss... Did the Fox...just save me...?
[05:48] Kozenigata (M)
    Hmph... No way...
[05:50] Kozenigata (M)
    But that Fox somehow seems familiar...
[05:55] Kozenigata (M)
    We chased after the Fox, but were unable to capture him in the end.
[06:00] Kozenigata (M)
    We returned to the bar to regroup.
[06:03] Gintoki
    Hey, stop going on with your story!
[06:05] Gintoki
    How badly do you want to go to a bar?!
[06:07] Gintoki
    Can't you do anything without going to a bar first?!
[06:10] ---
    After the bastard!
[06:12] Kozenigata (M)
    We decided to regroup at a bar or while playing a game of pool.
[06:16] Shinpachi
    No playing pool, either! We're going, dummy!
[06:19] Constable C
    No mistake. It's the Fox.
[06:21] Constable C
    He's made it past each of our cordons and is nearing the Golden Fried Tofu Statue.
[06:24] Superior A
    We can't do this with sheer numbers alone.
[06:27] ---
    That's all right... To reach the Golden Fried Tofu Statue, he'll have to pass several traps.
[06:32] ---
    It'd be impossible for even the Fox to get through that.
[06:35] Constable B
    There! On monitor 12!
[06:37] Constable B
    Our fellow officers are being attacked!
[06:39] Superior A
    Hey! The Fox is showing up on monitor 9! Who is that on number 10?
[06:43] Constable C
    The Fox?!
[06:45] Superior A
    That can't be! Another Fox?!
[06:47] Constable C
    Take a look! On number 2, as well!
[06:51] Cosntable B
    Hey! He's on number 5 and number 6, too!
[06:53] Constable C
    The cameras are being destroyed one after another!
[06:56] Superior A
    What in hell's name is going on?!
[06:57] Constable C
    The camera in this room is the only one left!
[06:59] Superior A
    How can this be? What the hell's going on?!
[07:02] Cosntable C (Fox Imposter 2)
    Maybe you're being tricked by the Fox.
[07:07] Gintoki
    W-Wait!
[07:09] Shinpachi
    It's no use, Gin-san... We'll never catch up to him!
[07:14] Shinpachi
    He's just cruising! He's totally playing games with us!
[07:18] Gintoki
    Play with us, will he?! I'll catch that guy and kill him no matter what!
[07:24] Shinpachi
    It...hurts...
[07:26] ---
    It feels like no matter how much we run, we're not moving forward!
[07:30] Kozenigata (M)
    There are times when you think you're moving forward, but you're actually losing ground.
[07:35] Kozenigata (M)
    In the end, it's okay just as long as at the moment you die, you've advanced at least one step forward.
[07:41] Shinpachi
    Shut up! Hearing that when I'm tired makes me really angry! Die, you!
[07:45] Gintoki
    Calm down, Shinpachi! Don't waste your energy!
[07:48] Gintoki
    But this is strange-we really ought to be moving more than this!
[07:50] Gintoki
    What is this?!
[07:51] Gintoki
    The floor is moving backwards!
[07:54] Gintoki
    Cut it out! Give me back the effort I expended!
[07:57] Shinpachi
    What'll we do?! We're not moving forward at all!
[08:00] ---
    Oh, I give up.
[08:09] Shinpachi
    Faster! Run faster!
[08:11] Shinpachi
    We'll be skewered! Faster! The spikes are gaining on us!
[08:14] Gintoki
    Don't ask the impossible! My legs are so wobbly, they're like Bambi's when he was born!
[08:18] Gintoki
    I can't use my ears to fly, you know!
SIGN    [Note: Refers to Disney's Dumbo.]
[08:22] Shinpachi
    That's it! Run on the walls! Jump like Bambi!
[08:26] Gintoki
    Heaven...
[08:27] Gintoki
    give me strength!
[08:31] Gintoki
    Ow, ow, ow. My crotch is going to split! It's going to split!
[08:33] Shinpachi
    Wha'tre you doing?!
[08:38] Gintoki
    Pull me out quickly! Pull me out!
[08:42] Kozenigata
    Coin toss!
[08:44] ---
    Grab on to me, everybody!
[08:45] Shinpachi
    Kozenigata-san! You really can succeed if you try!
[08:48] Kozenigata
    I'm tangled.
[08:49] Shinpachi
    We can't grab hold of you!
[08:50] Shinpachi
    What'll we do?
[08:53] Shinpachi
    There!
[08:54] Gintoki
    Nice, Shinpachi!
[08:56] Shinpachi
    Wait, this isn't working! Too many people! Go somewhere else!
[08:59] Gintoki
    Don't be so cold, Shinpachi-kun.
[09:02] Shinpachi
    It's not going to hold! It's at its limit!
[09:03] Haji
    Boss is at his limit, too!
[09:05] Kozenigata
    But I kinda like this...
[09:07] Gintoki
    Forget that idiot boss of yours!
[09:09] Shinpachi
    This is bad! What do we do now? Another one's coming!
[09:13] Shinpachi
    We're in trouble again...
[09:15] Haji
    It's old lady luck! We've got it made!
[09:18] Shinpachi
    What's an old lady doing here?! Why is there an old lady?! Who slid her down here?!
[09:21] Haji
    But we're saved. I wonder where that old lady came from?
[09:29] Gintoki
    Dammit! Why do we have to carry an old lady we've never seen before?!
[09:34] Gintoki
    Give me a break! I'm at my limit! We're ignoring the next old lady who comes down!
[09:39] Gintoki
    Forget it! I'm done with old ladies!
[09:41] Gintoki
    Hey! Now it's an old man! What's going on?
[09:45] Gintoki
    Who is he?! Who's old man is he?! Ignore him!
[09:47] Gintoki
    Don't look! We can't carry any more!
[09:52] Old Man
    Good-bye, dear. I love you.
[09:55] Gintoki
    Old man! We won't let you say good-bye!
[09:58] Shinpachi
    She's right next to you! Your old lady's right next to you! Tell her what you said!
[10:03] Gintoki
    Hey, what's with this?! What kind of harassment is this?
[10:05] Gintoki
    We've got a family here! Who's passing them down?!
[10:08] Gintoki
    Treat your elders with respect, dummy!
[10:11] Haji
    Ack! Another person is coming!
[10:13] Gintoki
    Hey!
[10:14] Gintoki
    You're the son, right?
[10:15] Gintoki
    What's wrong with you! You should be looking after your father!
[10:17] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, how did you know?
[10:18] Gintoki
    He looks just like his father around the corners of his eyes!
[10:20] Son
    Father, Mother...about the inheritance. I've decided that I will take it all.
[10:27] Son
    The others complained quite a bit, though.
[10:29] Shinpachi
    He's talking about an inheritance when his father and mother are in a situation like this!
[10:33] Gintoki
    We can let this one be skewered, right? Go lay a nest egg, you bastard!
[10:44] Gintoki
    Three generations share the same eyes corners!
[10:47] Gintoki
    You have to live! No matter how evil you are, a child needs his parents!
[10:51] Shinpachi
    It doesn't look good, Gin-san! It's almost on us!
[10:54] Gintoki
    You fool! This family's lives depend on us!
[10:57] Shinpachi
    It's no use! We're going to die!
[10:59] Kagura
    Arley...
SIGN    [Note: Wordplay on Harley Davidson.]
[11:01] Kagura
    Davidson!
[11:07] Fox
    Since ancient times, the fox has been revered as a deity of the fields; a servant of the gods of rice.
[11:12] Fox
    A Fox deity, if you will.
[11:15] Fox
    A statue of the fox's favorite food made of gold shows how popular I am in Edo.
[11:21] Fox
    But while people call me a god, it's interesting that others call me a monster that tricks people.
[11:31] Fox
    The Nine-tailed fox, Tamamo-no-mae, Dakki, Houji and a variety of other scary monsters.
SIGN    [Note: Tamamo-no-mae (Beautiful Fox Witch). Dakki (Fox demon). Houji was the concubine of the Ancient Chinese sovereign King You of Zhou.]
[11:37] ---
    Is the Fox a god, or a monster? And what does that make me?
[11:43] Kozenigata
    Cut the crap, you lowlife!
[11:45] Kozenigata
    You're neither a god, nor a monster. You're nothing but a filthy burglar.
[11:51] Kozenigata
    We'll settle ten years of bad blood right here.
[12:05] Kozenigata
    Fox. It's time to pay the piper. Give yourself up peacefully.
[12:10] Fox
    Mr. Kozenigata, I'm tired of hearing those same words for ten years.
[12:16] Fox
    You're a persistent man.
[12:18] Fox
    No matter how many times I give you the slip, you always show up again.
[12:20] Fox
    No matter how many times I knock you down, you crawl back up again.
[12:23] Fox
    Why don't you give up already?
[12:27] Kozenigata
    Because I'm hard-boiled.
[12:31] Kozenigata
    A hard-boiled egg doesn't crack easily.
[12:34] ---
    And besides, I hate thieves.
[12:38] Kozenigata
    When I was kid, thieves killed my entire family.
[12:43] Kozenigata
    Evil thieves like you who wanted to get the job done fast.
[12:47] Kozenigata
    I couldn't forgive people like that, so I took this job.
[12:50] ---
    But then I met an odd thief.
[12:54] Kozenigata
    He targeted only villains who took money from the weak.
[12:57] Kozenigata
    He never spilled any blood and never used the money he stole for his own gain.
[13:02] Kozenigata
    He gave every bit of it away.
[13:04] Kozenigata
    He broke the law, but always had his own way of doing things.
[13:09] Kozenigata
    Chogoro the Foxfire, the chivalrous thief.
[13:12] Kozenigata
    Back then, I was at the very bottom. I don't know how many times he frustrated me to tears.
[13:17] Kozenigata
    But as I pursued him time after time, I began to feel something other than hatred for him.
[13:24] Kozenigata
    What I was constantly pursuing wasn't just the thief in you.
[13:30] Kozenigata
    Fox...why'd you sink so low? Back then, you weren't...
[13:35] Fox
    Stop right there, Mister.
[13:37] Fox
    An officer shouldn't say such things to a thief.
[13:40] Fox
    And besides...never tell a thief he's "sunk low."
[13:44] Fox
    Thieves like me were low to begin with.
[13:48] Kozenigata
    Fox...you...
[13:50] Fox Imposter 1
    Exactly.
[13:54] Fox Imposter 1
    No matter how much people make a fuss about being a chivalrous thief,
[13:56] Fox Imposter 1
    it doesn't change that fact that you're robbing and stealing.
[14:01] Fox Imposter 2
    No killing, no raping, no stealing from the poor?
[14:06] Fox Imposter 3
    A thief is a thief no matter how you try to sugarcoat it.
[14:11] Gintoki
    They're...
[14:13] Shinpachi
    Eight...Foxes?
[14:15] Gintoki
    No...
[14:16] Gintoki
    If you include that one, there are nine. What the hell's going on here?
[14:19] Fox Imposter 1
    So it was your doing, after all, Chogoro.
[14:22] ---
    Those advance warnings of crimes that we never recalled sending...we took them as invitations to us.
[14:29] Fox
    No, no... I retried from that line of work and was enjoying retired life.
[14:36] Fox
    But then recently, crimes one after another popped up that I had no recollection of committing.
[14:40] ---
    It bothered me so much I couldn't sleep, so I woke up.
[14:44] Kozenigata
    Fox, are you suggesting the recent heinous robberies that have caused a stir on the streets
[14:48] Kozenigata
    weren't your doing, but rather...the work of these imposters?!
[14:52] Fox Imposter 2
    Unfortunately, we aren't imposters.
[14:55] Fox Imposter 1
    We are all successors of the name and skills of "Fox."
[14:58] Fox Imposter 3
    We are the Nine-Tails Gang of Thieves.
[15:02] Fox Imposter 1
    Once upon a time, during the period of warring states,
[15:04] Fox Imposter 1
    we were agents sent into enemy domains.
[15:06] Fox Imposter 1
    We were a group of professionals in the art of thievery, with origins dating back to the ninja.
[15:10] Fox Imposter 1
    We slash in the darkness of night, bringing chaos to the world.
[15:15] Gintoki
    So you come from the same roots as the ninja. Nasty...
[15:19] Gintoki
    In other words, you're the strongest, dumbest thieves around.
[15:23] Fox Imposter 1
    Chogoro, old comrade. We finally meet again.
[15:26] Fox Imposter 1
    It's been 30 years since you disappeared in Kyoto.
[15:30] Fox Imposter 3
    I never imagined people would be calling you a chivalrous thief.
[15:34] Fox Imposter 2
    You couldn't even kill a child and ran away. My how big you've become.
[15:40] Fox Imposter 1
    We figured if we destroyed the false image you'd built up in Edo, you'd come running.
[15:46] Fox Imposter 1
    We'll make you pay the price for your betrayal 30 years ago.
[15:51] Fox
    Betrayal? I don't know anything about that. That's crap.
[15:54] ---
    I never once thought of you as my comrades.
[15:58] Fox Imposter 1
    Shut up, traitor!
[16:01] Fox
    Gentlemen!
[16:03] Fox
    The stairs! Hurry!
[16:13] Gintoki
    Gas!
[16:14] Fox
    A trap set to protect the Golden Fried Tofu!
[16:16] Fox
    This way, everyone! Hurry! Hurry before the next trap engages!
[16:22] Gintoki
    The stairs turned flat!
[16:26] ---
    Oil!
[16:27] Shinpachi
    I'm slipping!
[16:29] Shinpachi
    If we fall covered with this much oil, we'll be burned in an instant!
[16:31] Gintoki
    It's hot...hot... Or should I say painful!
[16:35] Gintoki
    What? Survivors!
[16:37] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! Kagura! Go!
[16:39] Gintoki
    What's the matter with you?!
[16:44] Kagura
    Got two of them!
[16:45] Shinpachi
    Just like you planned!
[16:46] Gintoki
    Perfect. Per-
[16:48] Gintoki
    Uh-oh! Two. Behind you! Look out!
[16:51] Shinpachi
    Run!
[16:52] Gintoki
    Don't worry about anything else-just ram them! Ram them!
[16:55] Gintoki
    Don't worry! I'll catch you!
[16:57] ---
    Try to take them with you if you can!
[17:00] Haji
    Are you sure? Absolutely? Make absolutely sure you'll catch me!
[17:03] Gintoki
    You'll be fine! Hurry!
[17:05] Haji
    Okay! Here goes!
[17:09] Gintoki
    What was that?!
[17:10] Gintoki
    What good's it do to ram us?!
[17:12] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! Haji-san! I'm falling! Kozenigata-san!
[17:15] Kozenigata
    My comrades!
[17:17] Kozenigata
    But the bad guys are near.
[17:19] ---
    What the heck! Don't waver! My comrades come first!
[17:21] Kozenigata
    Coin Toss!
[17:23] Shinpachi
    Why?!
[17:25] Shinpachi
    Why'd you ram into your comrades?!
[17:27] Shinpachi
    What kind of decision is that?!
[17:28] Kozenigata
    Well...because I was scared.
[17:30] Shinpachi
    You ran away?!
[17:31] Shinpachi
    I can't keep this up! It's no use...I'm...
[17:37] Shinpachi
    Fox-san!
[17:42] Fox
    Grab my hand, quickly!
[17:44] Shinpachi
    O-Okay!
[17:53] Shinpachi
    Fox-san!!
[17:57] Kozenigata
    Fox!
[18:00] Fox Imposter 4
    Did you forget the Nine-Tails were comprised of nine men?
[18:05] Fox Imposter 4
    Did you think we wouldn't have filled your spot after you left?
[18:07] Fox Imposter 4
    Sorry to inform you, but I've been following you; looking for an opening for quite some time.
[18:12] Fox Imposter 4
    I've been looking forward to the moment when I would thrust this blade into you.
[18:17] Fox Imposter 4
    That memory is still etched in my mind.
[18:20] Fox Imposter 4
    I watched from behind as you took the child and a box of 1000 gold coins
[18:23] Fox Imposter 4
    from the mansion we broke into,
[18:25] Fox Imposter 4
    set fire to mansion while the others were still inside, and then ran off.
[18:30] Young Kozenigata
    Mother! Father!
[18:35] Fox
    Listen to me. Don't let go of this box of 1000 gold coins, no matter what happens.
[18:39] Fox
    As long as you have this, no one-not your relatives nor strangers-can do anything bad to you.
[18:45] Fox
    But you mustn't use the money all at once. Spend it a little bit at a time as small change.
[18:51] Fox
    Understand?
[18:53] Fox
    Don't give up. A man must be strong.
[18:56] ---
    Live your life hard-boiled.
[18:58] Fox Imposter 4
    Farewell.
[19:00] ---
    What the?!
[19:11] Kozenigata
    Fox!
[19:12] Shinpachi
    Fox-san!
[19:13] Fox
    Forgive me...Mister...for not telling you until now.
[19:20] Kozenigata
    That wasn't very nice.
[19:22] ---
    So I've been pursuing the man to whom I owe my life?
[19:26] Fox
    Yeah...
[19:27] ---
    Your pursuit didn't bother me in the least.
[19:30] ---
    You'd always miss catching me in the end.
[19:32] Fox
    Complaining to your foe every day.
[19:35] Fox
    Doesn't that make you a failure as an officer?
[19:39] Kozenigata
    I see... No wonder I could never capture you.
[19:44] Kozenigata
    You were...always watching over me.
[19:48] Fox
    Boss...You were never able to apprehend me in the end.
[19:54] Fox
    It was a total victory for me.
[19:56] Kozenigata
    No, I won. I can bring you back alive.
[20:00] Kozenigata
    Before you go to jail, you'll have to join me for some Camus.
[20:06] Fox
    Not Camus.
[20:08] Fox
    Shochu.
[20:18] Kozenigata (M)
    Later, not one fox's body was found in the aftermath of the fire.
[20:24] Kozenigata (M)
    Were they burned to ashes, or were none of them dead?
[20:28] Kozenigata (M)
    They were, after all, the elusive Foxes.
[20:33] ---
    There was no way to know if he was alive or dead.
[20:36] Kozenigata (M)
    However, I did know one thing...
[20:41] Gintoki
    One more place...
[20:42] Kozenigata
    I don't feel so good.
[20:45] Kozenigata (M)
    On these hard-boiled nights, I thirst for a drink.
[20:49] Kozenigata (M)
    There are wounds that a man can only heal with liquor...
[20:52] Kozenigata
    Huh? Was there a bar here before?
[20:55] Gintoki
    It's not a bar. You've really lost it...
[20:58] Old Man
    Welcome.
[21:01] Kozenigata
    Master... Camus, on the rocks.
[21:04] Old Man
    Here you go. Shochu.
[21:06] Kozenigata
    Not shochu. Call it Camus, Master.
[21:09] Old Man
    Don't call me master. You can just call me Pops, sir.
[21:12] Gintoki
    Huh? That's...
[21:20] Kozenigata (M)
    That's right, I'm...the hard-boiled detective, Heiji Kozenigata.
[23:27] Hijikata
    Wh-Who are you...?
[23:38] Okita
    Hijikata's corpse makes 4016 bodies.
[23:41] Okita
    Hijikata the fool's corpse makes 4017 bodies.
[23:46] Okita
    Hijikata the dummy's body makes 4018 bodies.
[23:48] Okita
    Hijikata the moron's body makes 4019 bodies.
[23:52] Okita
    Hijikata the bastard's body makes 4020 bodies.
[23:57] Okita
    Hijikata the pile of shit's body makes...
[24:00] Hijikata
    Count sheep!
[24:03] Okita
    Huh? Morning already? I couldn't sleep at all, dammit.
[24:06] Hijikata
    Of course you can't sleep counting grotesque things like that!
[24:10] Okita
    Thank you. Did you come just to wake me up, body number 4021?
[24:14] Hijikata
    Who're you calling body 4021?!
[24:18] Hijikata
    Go wash your face and change right away.
[24:22] Hijikata
    There's someone to see you.
SIGN    [Next episode... "It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed with Counting Sheep"]
SIGN    [The visitor turned out to be Okita's sister, Mitsuba.]
SIGN    [The mingling of feelings and the memory from that day...]