E71 - "Some Data Cannot Be Erased"

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SIGN    [No. To-502, who embodies Dr. Hayashi's character data, started a coup d'etat in Edo.]
SIGN    [Gintoki and friends headed deep under the robot-conquered Terminal to return a smile to Fuyo's face.]
SIGN    ["Some Data Cannot Be Erased"]
[01:46] Ketsuno Announcer
    In a city wrapped in darkness,
[01:48] Ketsuno Announcer
    you can see a mass of bodies glowing eerily in the darkness.
[01:52] Ketsuno Announcer
    It is a coup d'etat. A coup d'etat by the robots against humanity!
[01:57] Ketsuno Announcer
    At present, patrol officers from the Magistrate's Office are headed this way to quell the coup.
[02:00] Ketsuno Announcer
    With the Terminal occupied by the robots,
[02:03] Ketsuno Announcer
    the city is paralyzed, making this a tough battle!
[02:08] Ketsuno Announcer
    Right now, I do not know if video of this report is being broadcasted.
[02:13] Ketsuno Announcer
    What will become of Edo? And will my salary be paid?!
[02:24] Gengai
    Isn't this a much better shortcut than up on the ground level where it's crawling with robots?
[02:29] ---
    Security is lax, it seems...
[02:32] Gintoki
    Old man!
[02:34] Gintoki
    What shortcut?! What's that huge thing?!
[02:37] Fuyo
    That is No. 307, a.k.a. Udo-chan. Her specialty is cleaning tall buildings.
[02:43] Fuyo
    She is a destructive type recalled for breaking the neck of the Great Buddha at Kamakura.
[02:48] Gintoki
    Old man! Do something!
[02:50] Gengai
    Tama!
[02:51] Fuyo
    Affirmative. Inserting disc.
[02:55] Gintoki
    Y-You!
[03:08] Kagura
    Sounds like Rocky.
[03:10] Gintoki
    She's playing a Rocky-ish theme.
[03:12] Kagura
    It's similar, but...
[03:14] Gintoki
    It's the stuff adults worry about, you know,
[03:16] Gintoki
    like getting into trouble if you use the real theme.
[03:18] ---
    But why Rocky?!
[03:19] Gengai
    Just hearing it motivates you.
[03:21] Gintoki
    She's nothing more than a CD player!
[03:23] Fuyo
    Fenis monjaa, fenis monjaa!
SIGN    [Note: Gibberish that sounds like the "Gonna Fly Now" song from the Rocky movie.]
[03:25] Gintoki
    And now you're singing?! She doesn't know the words! What's a "Fenis"?
[03:30] Gintoki
    It just makes me angry and doesn't heighten my will to fight at all!
[03:39] Gintoki
    Adrian!
[03:41] Gintoki
    We're falling! Hang on!
[03:50] Gengai
    Tsk. Pochi!
[03:58] Gintoki
    Ol... Old man!
[03:59] Gengai
    Gin-no-ji, save the robots and Ryuzan. They're crying.
[04:13] Gintoki
    Old man!
[04:14] Gintoki
    Old man!
[04:19] Gomaru
    As I continued my research, I realized...
[04:23] Gomaru
    bringing my daughter back to life was impossible.
[04:27] Gomaru
    And even No. To-502, which holds Dr. Hayashi's character data
[04:33] Gomaru
    and which we thought was the closest to being perfect, developed a bug.
[04:37] Gomaru
    It may sound strange for me to say this,
[04:39] Gomaru
    but it seems my character was destroyed by a robot infection.
[04:43] Gomaru
    But one possibility emerged from my research.
[04:48] Gomaru
    The first daughter of the Fuyo Project, and the basis for all the Fuyo models,
[04:53] Gomaru
    was No. i-Zero.
[04:56] Gomaru
    Compared to the models that followed, it was far inferior in its capabilities,
[05:01] Gomaru
    and no one expected "The Seed" to germinate within her. However...
[05:26] Gintoki
    Ka...
[05:27] Gintoki
    Kagura! Sadaharu!
[05:32] Kagura
    Gin-chan. We'll join you later. Wait for us, okay?
[05:36] Gintoki
    You foo--
[05:38] Fuyo
    It's too dangerous!
[05:40] Fuyo
    It's useless to try to save them. Their chances of survival are...
[05:43] Gintoki
    Let go of me! I don't have time to listen to your stupid calculations!
[05:49] Fuyo
    I'm saying it's useless.
[05:51] Gintoki
    And I said to shut up!
[05:52] Fuyo
    Because they're alive.
[05:55] Fuyo
    I'm saying they're still alive.
[05:58] Fuyo
    Certainly, via any normal calculation,
[06:00] Fuyo
    their chances of survival are less than 0.1 percent.
[06:03] Fuyo
    However, they are all still alive.
[06:07] Fuyo
    I hope they're alive.
[06:12] Fuyo
    I'm sorry. I know I'm saying such strange things. It would seem I have a bug.
[06:17] Gintoki
    It's not a bug.
[06:19] Fuyo
    What?
[06:20] Gintoki
    You know what I mean.
[06:23] Gomaru
    Emotions are beginning to develop in No. i-Zero.
[06:27] Gomaru
    Without a doubt, human emotions.
[06:30] Gomaru
    By storing Fuyo's soul for such a long time within its body,
[06:34] Gomaru
    changes have begun to occur in No. i-Zero's programming.
[06:37] Gomaru
    We could say she's Fuyo's child... No, the reincarnation of Fuyo.
[06:43] Gomaru
    She's coming back.
[06:45] Gomaru
    Coming back to me, at last.
[06:48] Gomaru
    I'll never let you go again. I won't let you feel lonely.
[06:52] Gomaru
    Soon, the world will be filled with only the friends you loved.
[06:57] Gomaru
    For your sake, I will change this country...
[06:59] Gintoki
    No, you won't.
[07:01] Gintoki
    You're not doing this for your daughter.
[07:03] Gintoki
    You're trying to bring her back to life and creating such a huge disturbance all for your own sake.
[07:09] Gintoki
    The lonely one was you, Ryuzan.
[07:12] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[07:14] Gomaru
    Fuyo.
[07:15] ---
    I waited so long for you. Now come to me.
[07:19] Gomaru
    What's the matter? Can't you obey my order,
[07:22] Gomaru
    No. i-Zero?
[07:24] Fuyo
    Unfortunately, I do not recognize you as the doctor.
[07:27] Gomaru
    Wh-What?
[07:28] Fuyo
    "Make my daughter smile..."
[07:31] Fuyo
    In compliance with Dr. Hayashi's orders,
[07:34] Fuyo
    No. To-502, I will...
[07:36] Fuyo
    destroy you!
[07:47] Ryuzan
    Fuyo...
[07:49] ---
    I want to become a robot, as well. Then I will be released from this suffering and sadness.
[07:56] Fuyo
    I understand now... Why the doctor said those things...
[08:01] ---
    He came to a realization.
[08:04] ---
    The reason he wanted to give eternal life to frail Fuyo-sama,
[08:08] Fuyo
    and the reason why he tried to bring Fuyo-sama back from the dead,
[08:12] Fuyo
    wasn't for Fuyo-sama's sake. It was for his own.
[08:17] Fuyo
    It was the doctor who was lonely.
[08:19] Fuyo
    It was you!
[08:23] Fuyo
    He didn't want to lose Fuyo-sama.
[08:25] Fuyo
    The emotions that stemmed from his worry brought about his daughter's death.
[08:29] Gintoki
    Hey, what're you doing? C'mon.
[08:31] Fuyo
    He had killed his own daughter. He was tormented by feelings of guilt.
[08:36] Fuyo
    And yet he still wanted his daughter and struggled to bring her back.
[08:40] Fuyo
    He came to that realization.
[08:42] Gintoki
    This is no time to be having a conversation!
[08:50] Fuyo
    He became a robot to get rid of those emotions and escape from the torment.
[08:55] Fuyo
    But you are still tormented and suffering.
[08:58] Fuyo
    ...Clutching to the remnants of your dream.
[09:03] Fuyo
    You are pitiful.
[09:05] Fuyo
    I will put an end to it all. That is my duty.
[09:10] Fuyo
    I was built to put a smile on the faces of Fuyo-sama and the doctor.
[09:14] Fuyo
    It is my duty!
[09:25] Gomaru
    Wonderful.
[09:26] Gomaru
    It would have been unthinkable in your former state to disobey me.
[09:31] Gomaru
    Unlike me, whose character and memories are being destroyed,
[09:36] Gomaru
    new emotions are blossoming inside you as you become more human.
[09:40] Gomaru
    That is wonderful.
[09:42] Gomaru
    You're even going through a rebellious stage.
[09:45] Gomaru
    But you've gone a bit too far.
[09:49] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[09:54] Gintoki
    Hey Father, she's not in a rebellious phase. She's trying to leave the nest.
[09:59] Gintoki
    Don't think...
[10:00] Gintoki
    you can always...take a bath...together!
[10:05] Gomaru
    Too bad.
[10:06] Gomaru
    My central processor is not inside my head.
[10:21] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[10:23] Gomaru
    Don't think of me like the other robots.
[10:27] Gomaru
    As long as the central processor deep within my body remains safe,
[10:29] Gomaru
    I can repair myself no matter how severe the damage.
[10:32] Gomaru
    And I have more unfortunate news for you.
[10:34] Gomaru
    My processor is tinier than a single micron.
[10:38] Gomaru
    Finding it inside my body and destroying it is like looking for a single grain of sand in a desert.
[10:45] Gintoki
    One micron. What a puny soul.
[10:49] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[10:59] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[11:00] Gomaru
    Even if she's in a rebellious stage, a child always returns to her parent in the end.
[11:07] Gomaru
    It appears that your contact had a great deal to do with how much emotion No. i-Zero acquired, but...
[11:13] Gomaru
    it is inconceivable that she would go against her reason for existing-serving me.
[11:19] Gomaru
    It's a temporary bug.
[11:21] Gomaru
    An adjustment will quickly have her back with me.
[11:24] Gomaru
    Fuyo, finish him off with your own hands.
[11:29] Fuyo
    Affirmative.
[11:34] Gintoki
    Sh-Shinpachi.
[11:45] Gintoki
    Shinpachi!
[11:53] Gomaru
    You're next.
[11:55] ---
    Any last words?
[12:00] Gintoki
    You'd make your own daughter kill someone?
[12:03] Gintoki
    A daughter who does anything you say.
[12:06] Gintoki
    So that's what you wanted in the end, Father?
[12:10] Gintoki
    A daughter who would never let you be alone, who never dies,
[12:15] Gintoki
    who would always stay with you. You don't want a daughter.
[12:20] ---
    You want a maid to do your bidding!
[12:24] Gintoki
    If you're so desperate for a woman who does your every bidding, you can have her.
[12:28] Gintoki
    However...
[12:30] Gintoki
    She's rugged-looking.
[12:31] Kagura
    Master!
[12:34] Gomaru
    Those aren't any of my robots!
[12:36] Gengai
    Guys!
[12:37] Gengai
    I'll show you a man's machine! Fire!
[12:46] Gomaru
    Fuyo?!
[12:47] Gomaru
    Why?! Why are you?!
[12:49] Gomaru
    Let go! Let go of me!
[12:51] Fuyo
    I am afraid I cannot comply.
[12:54] Fuyo
    You are not my master.
[12:56] Fuyo
    They are.
[12:58] Gomaru
    Were you just pretending to obey me?
[13:02] Gomaru
    That can't be! You feel that much for them?!
[13:05] Fuyo
    If I survive but couldn't protect what was important to me
[13:08] Fuyo
    I might as well be dead.
[13:10] Fuyo
    Once I decide to protect something, I protect it to the very end.
[13:14] Fuyo
    Doctor, is that in your data? This way of life?
[13:19] Gomaru
    What're you...?
[13:25] Gomaru
    I told you-it's useless.
[13:27] Gomaru
    Unless you destroy the microprocessor, I will keep...coming back.
[13:34] Gintoki
    If I stuff you inside this energy beam that concentrates all the energy of Edo,
[13:39] Gintoki
    your puny soul should be destroyed.
[13:42] Gomaru
    Wh-What're you...
[13:43] Gintoki
    Go fool around with your maids in hell,
[13:46] Gintoki
    you...
[13:47] Gintoki
    sick old man!
[13:49] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[13:49] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[13:54] Gomaru
    M-My body...is...disintegrating!
[13:57] Gomaru
    My soul...disappearing.
[14:00] Gomaru
    Stop it.
[14:02] Gomaru
    Please stop.
[14:04] Gomaru
    Don't...don't...
[14:07] Gomaru
    leave me all alone...
[14:09] Gomaru
    Fu...Fuyo!
[14:15] Gomaru
    Fu...Fuyo...
[14:19] Fuyo
    Good-bye.
[14:20] Fuyo
    Good-bye, Father...
[14:39] Gengai
    Ryuzan... You damn fool.
[14:44] Fuyo
    Did I do the right thing?
[14:46] Fuyo
    I did it to make Fuyo-sama and the doctor smile, but...
[14:52] ---
    The Fuyo-sama inside of me...
[14:55] Fuyo
    won't smile. She won't stop crying.
[14:59] Fuyo
    I am unstable and my thought circuitry is not working properly.
[15:03] Fuyo
    I want to run away. Is this how it feels to suffer?
[15:07] Fuyo
    What should I do?
[15:10] ---
    How can I restore myself from the effects of this bug?
[15:15] Gintoki
    It's not a bug.
[15:17] Gintoki
    It's proof that you are functioning normally.
[15:21] Gintoki
    That's why there's no need to run away or be afraid.
[15:25] ---
    A pregnant woman gives birth to her kid by suffering
[15:26] ---
    through what feels like squeezing a watermelon through her nostrils.
[15:30] ---
    Artists endure suffering that feels like pulling the entire universe
[15:32] ---
    out of their ass to create their works.
[15:36] Gintoki
    Everyone has times when they've come up against a wall
[15:38] Gintoki
    and feel like giving up on everything and running away.
[15:40] Gintoki
    But you mustn't forget that during these times when the going is rough,
[15:44] Gintoki
    the soul inside of you will try to create something to break through that wall.
[15:50] Gintoki
    And don't forget that in your suffering there is something very precious.
[15:55] Gintoki
    We're all suffering in agony with our own troublesome lives.
[15:59] Gintoki
    Sometimes it comes to tears.
[16:02] Gintoki
    When that happens, let it flow as much as it wants.
[16:05] Gintoki
    If it still doesn't stop flowing, then we'll come and mop it up.
[16:12] Fuyo
    Thank...you...
[16:15] Fuyo
    Thank...you.
[16:19] Fuyo
    Thank you, everyone.
[16:26] Gengai
    I think we were a bit too rough.
[16:28] Gengai
    The controlled energy is about to explode.
[16:32] Shinpachi
    Explode?!
[16:33] Shinpachi
    This is under the Terminal, where all of Edo's power is concentrated!
[16:37] Shinpachi
    If an explosion occurs here...
[16:39] Shinpachi
    Edo will be blasted to smithereens!
[16:42] Gengai
    You guys get out of here as fast as you can!
[16:45] Shinpachi
    Gengai-san!
[16:46] Gengai
    A mechanic caused this situation.
[16:49] Gengai
    A mechanic has to find a way to stop it.
[16:52] Shinpachi
    That's rash! It's too dangerous near the control panel! You can't get near it!
[17:00] Gintoki
    Tama!
[17:00] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[17:02] Fuyo
    The doctor caused this situation.
[17:04] ---
    A maid will have to clean it up.
[17:10] Fuyo
    Gengai-sama, use that to communicate.
[17:13] Fuyo
    Please provide instructions.
[17:14] Kagura
    Wait a minute!
[17:15] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[17:18] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[17:18] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[17:23] Kagura
    No! Gin-chan, let me go!
[17:25] Kagura
    Tama!
[17:27] Shinpachi
    Tama-san!
[17:30] Fuyo
    If I survive but couldn't protect what was important to me, I might as well be dead.
[17:35] Fuyo
    That probably meant the death of one's will;
[17:39] Fuyo
    the death of one's soul.
[17:42] Fuyo
    I thought there was no way a robot like myself could understand,
[17:46] Fuyo
    but I feel I understand it a bit now.
[17:49] Fuyo
    I, too, have something I want to protect.
[17:53] ---
    No matter how many times you flip the off switch or trip the circuit breaker...
[17:57] Fuyo
    or if I should be destroyed, I won't forget.
[18:01] Fuyo
    So...
[18:03] Fuyo
    So please everyone, please don't forget me.
[18:06] Fuyo
    That way, my soul...
[18:14] Fuyo
    will live on inside all of you.
[18:18] Gintoki
    Tama!
[18:21] Fuyo
    Fa...ther...I...
[18:24] Fuyo
    made...friends.
[18:28] Fuyo
    Not robots, but true friends...
[18:41] Inspector A
    The robots have stopped moving?!
[18:44] Inspector B
    The lights have turned back on in the city!
[18:47] Ketsuno Announcer
    Did you see that?
[18:49] Ketsuno Announcer
    The robots suddenly stopped moving. What could have happened?
[18:53] Ketsuno Announcer
    I'm currently reporting live, but I have no idea when this will be broadcast--
[18:57] Ketsuno Announcer
    Huh? I'm on. I'm on the air?
[19:01] Ketsuno Announcer
    We did it! It appears the city is functioning again!
[19:06] Gintoki
    Hey, it went off again. What's with this pile of junk?
[19:10] Gintoki
    Are we having another robot coup d'etat?
[19:13] Gengai
    That TV hasn't been working right ever since I removed Tama's central processor.
[19:19] Gintoki
    Tama? What's that? Whose cat is that?
[19:23] Gengai
    You've forgotten already? That's good.
[19:25] Gengai
    I thought for sure you'd be depressed.
[19:28] Gintoki
    The kiddies are. I'm afraid I can't let such things bother me.
[19:33] Gengai
    Even if bad things happen, I know how to lie to myself,
[19:37] Gengai
    or let off the steam in a good way.
[19:41] Gintoki
    Oops, I'm becoming more cunning the older I get. That's not good. Right, old man?
[19:45] Gengai
    That's important.
[19:47] Gengai
    There are things in this world that we can't do anything about.
[19:50] Gengai
    Fighting is not the only way.
[19:52] Gengai
    It's wiser to drink and forget about it.
[19:56] Gintoki
    So true.
[19:58] Gengai
    By the way, Gin-no-ji.
[19:59] Gintoki
    Huh?
[20:00] Gengai
    What is that?
[20:04] Gintoki
    Something I picked up.
[20:05] Gengai
    During that incident?
[20:07] Gintoki
    I thought I could sell it for a high price, but unfortunately, the head's empty.
[20:12] ---
    I can't sell it like that.
[20:14] Gengai
    Then...
[20:15] Gengai
    throw it away. It's just junk.
[20:18] Gintoki
    Quiet.
[20:19] ---
    I don't know if it's combustible or non-combustible trash.
[20:23] Gintoki
    By the way, old man...
[20:24] Gengai
    Huh?
[20:25] Gintoki
    What're those things?
[20:27] Gengai
    During the incident, my robots picked those up. They're getting in my way.
[20:33] Gintoki
    Then throw them out. They're just junk.
[20:36] Gengai
    Quiet. I don't know what days the trash goes out.
[20:42] Gengai
    Gin-no-ji, did you know?
[20:44] Gengai
    After that incident, Ryuzan's robots were destroyed,
[20:48] Gengai
    but the broken robots found their way by the truckload to shady dealers.
[20:52] Gengai
    I hear they're being sold on the black market.
[20:55] Gengai
    If you sell that as-is, the police will know about it immediately.
[20:58] Gengai
    Make sure you take out what's inside the head.
[21:00] Gengai
    There might be something...
[21:03] Gengai
    Forget it. I thought there might be something of value.
[21:07] ---
    If you start getting involved with black market dealers, no amount of lives will be enough...
[21:14] Gengai
    Hey, what's that?
[21:17] Kagura/Shinpachi
    We picked them up.
[21:21] Customer A
    That's great, Otose-san. You've got a young girl now.
[21:25] Customer A
    From way back, I've always thought this place lacked a bit of sex appeal.
[21:29] Catherine
    What?! Are you saying we're not enough to satisfy your desires?
[21:34] Customer A
    No, no, you're both sexy, but you need some youth.
[21:38] Catherine
    What?! I dare you to say that again!
[21:40] Catherine
    What's so great about a girl who's just a head?!
[21:43] Catherine
    You can't do anything sexy with her!
[21:45] Customer B
    She has a mouth.
[21:47] Customer A
    Otose-san, what're they all doing?
[21:50] Otose
    Giving her knowledge.
[21:52] Otose
    I don't know what happened before she came here, but she was really beaten up.
[21:57] Otose
    When she came here, her memory and data were all wiped out.
[22:00] Otose
    She was like a newborn baby.
[22:04] Otose
    That's why when you teach her something, she absorbs it like a sponge.
[22:07] Otose
    They all get a kick out of that.
[22:10] ---
    Hey you! Stop teaching her nasty things!
[22:13] Customer A
    I see. She doesn't remember a thing. Poor thing.
[22:17] Katsura
    Okay, I'm next.
[22:19] Otose
    There was one thing she still remembered... What was it, now?
[22:24] Katsura
    My name's Kotaro Katsura. I'm a revolutionist.
[22:29] Fuyo
    A revolutionist?
[22:30] Katsura
    Never heard of it? I'm a samurai. You don't know that, either?
[22:34] Fuyo
    Samurai...
[22:35] Fuyo
    Samurai, I know.
[22:37] Katsura
    Oh?!
[22:39] Fuyo
    They rank above the brave warrior and the evil king.
[22:42] Fuyo
    They are one of the four kings.
[22:44] Katsura
    No, that's not right. What's that?
[22:47] Fuyo
    My precious friends.
[24:26] Katsura
    The next episode... "Drive With A "Might" Attitude."
SIGN    [Katsura and Gin-san go to driving school. Captain Katsura returns!!]
SIGN    [The other episode is about Sadaharu in love? "A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant."]