E98 - "Play Video Games for Only An Hour A Day"

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SIGN    [A Brief Third Year, Group Z Ginpachi-sensei]
[00:00] Gintoki
    A brief...
[00:01] All
    Ginpachi-sensei!
[00:05] Gintoki
    Umm... This is a question from Coffee Lover in Tottori Prefecture.
[00:08] ---
    "Good day, Sensei. I've been wondering about this for a while.
[00:12] ---
    All the characters in GinTama are based off real people from the Edo Period.
[00:16] ---
    Who is Gin-san based off of?"
[00:18] ---
    Here's your answer. It's Kintoki Sakata.
SIGN    [Kintoki Sakata]
[00:22] Gintoki
    He's the famous Kintaro-san from folklore.
[00:25] Gintoki
    He's not from the Edo Period, but the Heian Period.
[00:29] Gintoki
    In one story, he's the son of a mountain hag and has peerless strength.
[00:32] Gintoki
    He used to wrestle bears in the folktales.
[00:35] Gintoki
    Afterwards, he became one of Minamoto no Yorimitsu's four guardians.
[00:39] Gintoki
    He is said to have defeated the demon, Shutendoji of Ooe Yama.
[00:44] Gintoki
    But Gin-san isn't a descendant of Kintaro.
[00:48] Gintoki
    He was just modeled a bit after him. Don't be too concerned about it.
[00:52] ---
    That aside, what's with that conceptual art?
[00:55] ---
    I look like I'm wearing an apron in the buff.
[00:58] Gintoki
    Anyway, this is completely unrelated, but Onishi of the One Piece Academy,
[01:02] Gintoki
    stand in the One Piece Academy hall.
SIGN    [Even though spring is near, there's a mysterious long line in such cold weather this late at night... What could it be?!]
SIGN    [By the way, there's a bronze statue of a Gundam in front of the Kamiigusa Station.]
SIGN    ["Play Video Games for Only An Hour A Day"]
SIGN    [The OwEe on sale!! Otaku are lining up!!]
SIGN    [An undying pop star has her long-awaited first album concert]
SIGN    [Infiltration!! The other side of Kabukicho]
[03:13] Narrator
    A Holy Land for otaku, where there are rows of mega stores...
SIGN    [Akihabara, the Holy Land]
[03:17] Narrator
    Akihabara
[03:19] Narrator
    Tonight, there are many passionate otaku gathering in this Holy Land.
SIGN    [Long lines]
[03:24] Hanano
    There are long lines in front of the appliance shops.
SIGN    [Saki Hanano - Edo, Akihabara]
[03:27] Hanano
    It is a chilly night, but these otaku are all standing in line.
[03:31] ---
    What could they be after?
[03:34] Narrator
    It is the new game console, the Bentendo OwEe!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Nintendo Wii.]
[03:37] Narrator
    It is about to go on sale. In order to get it before everyone else...
[03:42] Narrator
    A holy war is about to begin between passionate otaku!
SIGN    [A Night of Long Lines... An Otaku Holy War!!]
SIGN    [OwEe on sale,
    an otaku battle]
SIGN    [How long have you been standing
    in line to buy the OwEe?]
[03:48] Man A
    I've been here since yesterday evening.
SIGN    
[03:50] Man A
    But there were already people here before me...
[03:52] Man A
    There's always someone better than you.
SIGN    [OwEe on sale,
    an otaku battle]
SIGN    [How long have you
    been in line?]
[03:54] Musashi
    I've been here since three years ago.
SIGN    
[03:57] Matsudaira
    Huh? My daughter said she wanted one.
SIGN    [OwEe on sale,
    an otaku battle]
SIGN    
SIGN    
[04:01] Matsudaira
    Hey, you, wanna trade places with me?
[04:04] Catherine
    I'm not interested in video games.
SIGN    
SIGN    [OwEe on sale,
    an otaku battle]
[04:06] Catherine
    I'm going to sell it for a high price on an internet auction.
[04:10] Nanano
    As you can see, all the people gathered here have many different reasons for being here.
[04:15] ---
    I can't confirm this,
[04:17] ---
    but I have information that the OwEe will only be given to the first hundred people.
[04:21] ---
    Will these people be able to get an OwEe? This is all very interesting...
[04:28] ---
    Where is this smoke coming from?
[04:31] Employee A
    Umm, sirs...
[04:34] Employee A
    Please don't start fires.
[04:37] ---
    It's bothering the other customers...
[04:39] Gintoki
    It's cold. Can't you let us warm up?
[04:44] Employee A
    Warm up? This is becoming a fire hazard...
[04:49] ---
    And everyone's waiting in line.
[04:57] Kagura
    Wow, that looks delicious.
SIGN    [Note: Her rosy cheeks are a parody of Heidi from the Heidi anime.]
[05:04] Gintoki
    All right, it's ready, Kagura.
SIGN    [Note: He's acting like Grandpa from the Heidi anime.]
[05:08] Employee A
    N-Now's not the time for that. Are you even listening to me?
[05:11] Gintoki
    Oh? So you noticed.
[05:15] Gintoki
    There's still something missing.
[05:18] Gintoki
    What should we do with this?
[05:20] Employee A
    That looks extremely delicious!! Heidi?! Is that what Heidi ate?!
[05:26] Gintoki
    Now eat.
[05:28] Man B
    What are they doing?!
[05:29] Man B
    Why are they eating what Heidi ate in the middle of the line?!
[05:32] Man C
    How annoying!! I'm annoyed, but it looks so good!!
[05:36] Kagura
    Peter!!
[05:38] Shinpachi
    Uhh...umm...
SIGN    [Note: He's acting like Peter from the Heidi anime.]
[05:42] Gintoki
    General, I have some delicious beef jerky.
[05:45] Gintoki
    Why don't you have some with us?
[05:47] Shinpachi
    What?! Really?
[05:50] Kagura
    Peter, over here!
[05:51] Shinpachi
    Yeah!
[05:52] Man B
    This is bad... My stomach... I've been trying to resist the urge to eat...
[06:01] Kagura
    Grandpa, let's share this with the villagers.
[06:05] Kagura
    It'll warm them up. I'm sure they'll be pleased.
[06:08] Gintoki
    Oh, Kagura, what a kind girl you are.
[06:13] Gintoki
    But we cannot.
[06:15] Gintoki
    This is cheese made from the milk of the goats we raised.
[06:22] Gintoki
    Those who don't work, don't eat. It's sad, but it's the law of the Alps.
[06:30] Gintoki
    In order to get something you must give something of equal value.
[06:37] Gintoki
    For example, trading places in line.
[06:41] Gintoki
    Of course, it's limited to those who are in front of us.
[06:44] Man B
    That's so annoying! It's annoying, but it looks so good!
[06:47] Man D
    Damn it! I can't take it anymore! We'll trade places with you.
[06:51] Man D
    Give me some Heidi food!
[06:52] Man E
    Wait! That Heidi food is mine!
[06:54] Man E
    I've been dying to eat that ever since I saw it on TV when I was little!
[06:58] Employee B
    Oh! Don't disrupt the line!!
[07:01] Man D
    Heidi!!
[07:02] Employee A
    Never mind that. It's dangerous!
[07:06] Kagura
    That was easy.
[07:07] Shinpachi
    We've moved twenty places ahead, but we still have a long way to go.
[07:13] Gintoki
    Jeez. What's more pathetic than having to wait in line for a kid's toy?
[07:19] Shinpachi
    We got this job because there are people who think like that.
[07:23] Gintoki
    If you want something, then stand in line yourself.
[07:27] Gintoki
    We may be Odd Jobs but we're not servants. Right?
[07:30] Shinpachi
    We got five identical requests. Five game consoles, huh?
[07:34] Shinpachi
    It'll be difficult to get one in this situation.
[07:37] Gintoki
    It's the end of the world when there are this many people who'd line up for a kid's toy...
[07:42] Gintoki
    The world is corrupt.
[07:44] Gintoki
    I'm beginning to understand Zura's feelings about wanting to destroy it.
[07:49] Employee C
    Umm, Mr. Samurai, I'm very sorry, but...
[07:52] Employee C
    Your kotatsu is bothering the other customers...
SIGN    [Note: A kotatsu is a low table with an electric blanket sitting atop it.]
[07:56] Katsura
    Sorry. Wait one moment. Elizabeth is still eating.
[08:02] Employee C
    In that case, leave the line and move over there.
[08:05] Katsura
    Wait a second. We'll be quick...
[08:07] Employee C
    No, just...
[08:09] Katsura
    No, Elizabeth is...
[08:10] Employee C
    I said, just...
[08:11] Katsura
    I said that Elizabeth is...
[08:12] Employee C
    No, just...
[08:12] Katsura
    Elizabeth is still eating!!
[08:19] Shinpachi
    All right. We moved up ten places.
[08:23] Kagura
    We've still got a long way to go.
[08:26] Katsura
    For a warrior to steal some else's place in line... Gintoki, you've become a real jerk.
[08:31] Gintoki
    Shut up.
[08:32] Gintoki
    I don't need to be told that by someone who crashed into the ground at light speed.
[08:36] Katsura
    I've been in line since 4:00 A.M. yesterday.
[08:39] Katsura
    If you interfere, I'll kill even you, Gintoki.
[08:42] Gintoki
    What's a revolutionary doing getting caught up in a fad and coming here to buy a game console?
[08:46] Katsura
    We need to know which way the world is headed.
[08:51] Katsura
    Even if it's just for a Famicom.
SIGN    [Note: Famicom is what the Nintendo (NES) is called in Asia.]
[08:53] Gintoki
    That's old!
[08:54] Gintoki
    You're not keeping up with the times when you call a game console a Famicom!!
[08:58] Katsura
    It seems that this Famicom is amazing.
[09:01] Katsura
    It's a combination of a Famicom and a Disk System, a Twin Famicom...
SIGN    [Note: The Twin Famicom console was released only in Japan.]
[09:05] Gintoki
    Did you actually come here to buy a Famicom?!
[09:08] Gintoki
    Why are you in line?!
[09:11] Gintoki
    That's not what this line is for!!
[09:12] Gintoki
    Anyway, that line doesn't exist!! They don't sell those anymore!
[09:16] Katsura
    What? I thought I could see Mario once more. You saying I can't?
[09:21] Gintoki
    Once more? That man has been revived dozens of times!!
SIGN    [Note: Mario has appeared in dozens of new series since 1983.]
[09:24] Katsura
    I see... Is his younger brother with the inferiority complex still thriving?
[09:30] Gintoki
    What a terrible thing to say! What do you know about Luigi?!
[09:34] Gintoki
    Anyway, how can you come here without a disguise?
[09:38] Gintoki
    Did you forget that you're a wanted criminal?
[09:42] Katsura
    No police officers would have the time to come to a place like this at this hour.
[09:46] Shinpachi
    I guess some revolutionaries have a lot of free time.
[09:49] Employee B
    I'm very sorry, sirs...
[09:52] Employee B
    Your bath is bothering the other customers...
[09:56] Okita
    What of it? We've been in line all night.
[10:00] Okita
    We should at least be able to take a bath.
[10:02] Kondo
    Stop, Sogo. Sorry, I'll be finished soon.
[10:06] Kondo
    I still haven't washed myself down there, yet...
[10:07] Employee B
    No, I'm going to call the police.
[10:10] Kondo
    No, we are the police.
[10:12] Employee B
    I said, I'm calling the police...
[10:14] Kondo
    I said, we're...
[10:15] Employee B
    No, just...
[10:16] Kondo
    No, just...
[10:16] Employee B
    Umm, just...
[10:17] Kondo
    J-Just...
[10:19] Kondo
    Just a moment! I still haven't washed myself down there yet!!
[10:27] Gintoki
    Just how rude can some people get?
[10:29] Shinpachi
    Some people will try anything to cut in line.
[10:32] Katsura
    Tsk... I never expected to run into the Shinsengumi here.
[10:36] Shinpachi
    An unbelievable performance by a bunch of idiots.
[10:40] Shinpachi
    Oh, they noticed us!!
[10:41] Kagura
    Zura, hide in the kotatsu immediately.
[10:44] Katsura
    I'm not Zura, I'm Katsura.
[10:48] Hijikata
    What are you doing here?
[10:51] Gintoki
    I'm batting that question right back at you.
[10:54] Hijikata
    I'm batting that question right back at you.
[10:57] Gintoki
    I'm batting that...
[10:59] Shinpachi
    Enough. It's getting annoying.
[11:00] Kondo
    Ugh... Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold...
[11:03] ---
    Oh, a kotatsu.
[11:04] Okita
    Let us in for a second!
[11:06] Kagura
    Hey! Don't come in without permission!!
[11:07] Okita
    Don't be so stingy!! It's not a big deal!!
[11:10] Kondo
    Oh, what's this? Did you come to buy a game console, too?
[11:15] ---
    You sure have a lot of free time.
[11:17] Okita
    Kondo-san, that applies to us, too. Please stop.
[11:22] Kondo
    Unfortunately, this shop only has a hundred game consoles in stock.
[11:27] Kondo
    That's right. They'll run out at just about the place where Toshi is standing in line.
[11:33] Kondo
    Unfortunately, you won't get a game console.
[11:38] ---
    Too bad.
[11:39] ---
    We've been in line since yesterday morning. Right, Toshi?
[11:45] Kondo
    Huh? Why are you here, Toshi?
[11:49] Hijikata
    It's cold.
[11:50] Kondo
    Don't say that!! Why aren't you holding our place in line?!
[11:54] Kondo
    Hey! Now all our standing in line since yesterday has gone to waste!!
[11:58] Kondo
    What are we going to do?! I made a promise to Otae-san!!
[12:05] Otae
    Get an OwEe for all the hostess club hostesses. If you don't, I'll flick your eyeballs.
[12:11] Shinpachi
    That's not a promise!! That's a threat!!
[12:13] Hijikata
    Kondo-san, don't worry. Yamazaki is holding my place in line.
[12:19] Okita
    Hijikata-san, Yamazaki is...
[12:21] Okita
    Over there playing Kabaddi.
[12:23] Kabaddi Players
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
SIGN    [Note: Kabaddi is a popular sport in South Asia.]
[12:25] Hijikata
    Yamazaki!! Who are these people?!
[12:32] Employee A
    It's now midnight! The Bentendo OwEe is now on sale!
[12:36] Employee A
    Stay in line. Don't panic or run.
[12:39] Employee A
    Follow the employees' directions. One per person...
[12:46] Employee A
    Are you listening to me?!
[12:48] Kondo
    It doesn't matter!! This world is all about survival of the fittest!
[12:53] Gintoki
    All right! I got an OwEe!
[13:01] Hijikata
    I won't let you have it.
[13:04] Gintoki
    You bastard...
[13:06] Hijikata
    I'm going to get the OwEe!!
[13:09] Gintoki
    I'm not letting you!!
[13:12] Gintoki
    I'm going to...
[13:13] Gintoki
    Get the OwEe!!
[13:16] Gintoki
    I've got it!!
[13:23] Hijikata
    I won't let you have it!!
[13:25] Gintoki
    The OwEe is mine!
[13:30] Hanano
    Whoa... Six people charged into the store and customers are following them.
[13:36] ---
    This is dangerous. This is really dangerous.
[13:39] ---
    A riot!! They've become a rioting mob!!
[13:43] Hanano
    If something is not done right away, something terrible will happen.
[13:46] Hanano
    The OwEe might be pulled from the sale!!
[13:49] Hanano
    I'm going to talk to Yamada-san of the Bentendo public relations department.
[13:53] Hanano
    What do you think? Did you expect that this would happen?
[13:58] Yamada
    Well, pretty much...
[13:59] Yamada
    The OwEe release date was delayed several times.
[14:03] Yamada
    Everyone probably couldn't wait any longer.
[14:06] Hanano
    Do you think the OwEe will be pulled from the sale if someone gets hurt?
[14:10] Yamada
    It'll be all right. We have a plan.
[14:14] Yamada
    It will be solved peacefully...
[14:15] Yamada
    And it's a great way to demonstrate how it works.
[14:19] Man G
    Wha?! What is that?!
[14:22] Man G
    It's a giant TV screen.
[14:23] Man G
    And an OwEe!!
[14:30] Manager
    Do you all want this game console that badly?!
[14:34] Manager
    Then win it by playing a game!! Get what you want by playing a game!
[14:40] Manager
    That's what a true gamer would do!!
[14:55] Cm Bumpercm Bumpermanager
    Do you all want...
[14:56] Manager
    ...this game console that badly?!
[14:59] Manager
    Then win it by playing a game!! Get what you want by playing a game!
[15:04] Manager
    That's what a true gamer would do!!
[15:07] Hanano
    Who is that?
[15:09] Yamada
    The manager.
[15:11] Manager
    How about participating in a little challenge to win the OwEe?
[15:16] Manager
    You chosen gamers here...
[15:20] Manager
    You energetic gamers who rushed in first...
[15:24] Manager
    I'm going to split you up into two teams and you have to play games against each other.
[15:29] Hijikata
    Hey, what is he saying?
[15:32] Manager
    Naturally, I'll give the winning team OwEes for free.
[15:36] Kondo
    Really?!
[15:37] Manager
    You are chosen individuals. It's only natural.
[15:42] Manager
    I want the remaining spectators to predict which team is going to win...
[15:47] Manager
    Those who bet on the winning team...
[15:52] Manager
    ...will get the right to buy the OwEe.
[15:56] Manager
    We'll be sure to get you an OwEe even if we don't have enough in stock.
[16:01] Manager
    What do you think? Sounds like fun, right?
[16:04] Man H
    That doesn't sound like fun!
[16:05] Man H
    I was standing in a spot in line where I would've been guaranteed an OwEe!!
[16:10] Man H
    What are you going to do about that?!
[16:11] Man I
    You're the manager!!
[16:12] Man I
    Aren't you embarrassed to be dressed up like that at your age?!
[16:15] Manager
    You damn kids!!
[16:18] ---
    All you do is play video games...
[16:19] Manager
    Work, you idiots!! Stop playing video games, stupid!! Die!!
[16:22] Yamada
    The manager has become himself again.
[16:25] Yamada
    He's saying things that won't benefit him.
[16:27] Gintoki
    Hey, kids.
[16:29] Gintoki
    Do you want that game console that badly?
[16:31] Gintoki
    Then bet on us.
[16:35] Gintoki
    We'll win the OwEe. 100% guaranteed.
[16:38] Man H
    They're not normal people!
[16:39] Man H
    They look like Master Takahashi! All their chins are turned up!!
SIGN    [Note: Takahashi Meijin is a famous video game player from the 80s.]
[16:43] Kondo
    Hey, is it all right to be making your decision so soon?
[16:47] Kondo
    You'll just get hurt...
[16:50] Man H
    Whoa!! Their chins are turned up, too! But the second guy looks embarrassed!
[16:54] Man H
    He's no good!
[16:57] Hijikata
    What are you saying, you idiot?!
SIGN    [Note: Hijikata is imitating Antonio Inoki, a famous professional wrestler in Japan. Inoki is also known for his turned up chin.]
[16:58] Man I
    He's no good! He's got it all wrong. He's someone else!
[16:59] ---
    Damn it!!
[17:03] Hijikata
    What did you say?! Damn kids, give up video games! Die, stupid! Just die!
[17:06] Man I
    You die.
[17:07] Man H
    Hey! This has completely turned into a match of the upturned chins!
[17:12] Man B
    This looks kind of interesting. I'll place a bet!!
[17:14] Warrior A
    Me, too!!
[17:15] Warrior B
    Me, too!
[17:15] Man C
    Me, too!
[17:16] Hanano
    Wow! Impressed by their unique personalities, the customers are placing bets.
[17:22] Hanano
    Hmm... This is a great advertising scheme.
[17:25] Hanano
    It introduces the game console.
[17:27] Hanano
    I see. So this is what you were going for, Yamada-san.
[17:33] Manager
    The first battle is...
[17:37] Manager
    A girl game battle.
[17:40] Manager
    Bakiboki Memorial!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Tokimeki Memorial, a popular dating simulation game.]
[17:42] Manager
    You play the main character.
[17:45] Manager
    The person who bonks the heroine first...
[17:48] Manager
    ...is the winner!
SIGN    [Bakioki Memorial]
[17:56] Gintoki
    A girl game? I've never played one of those.
[17:59] Kagura
    What does he mean by "bonk the heroine"?
[18:01] Kagura
    Does it have something to do with a legendary cliff?
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the Legendary Tree from Tokimeki Memorial game. At the end of the game, one girl shows up at the tree to confess her love.]
[18:04] Shinpachi
    No it doesn't. The point of the game is to become romantic with a girl.
[18:10] Shinpachi
    This is bad. I haven't played many of these games.
[18:16] Kondo
    This match is decided.
[18:17] Kondo
    I've played every girl game ever created and I've bonked countless women.
[18:22] Kondo
    Otae-san even said that I should have been born in 2D instead of 3D.
[18:28] ---
    For me, Isao Kondo,
[18:30] ---
    fifteen minutes is enough for me to take on one or two heroines.
[18:34] Okita
    She's not praising you.
    She's telling you to die.
[18:39] Kondo
    I've played countless girl games.
[18:42] Kondo
    I can tell which choices the girls will like
[18:47] Kondo
    and what the best date spots are even in the new games.
[18:51] Okita
    If only you could do that in real life.
[18:53] Kondo
    My skill at using a controller doesn't waste a minute.
[18:58] Kondo
    Do you think you can keep up?
[19:04] Kondo
    Who's that?!
[19:05] Katsura
    You don't waste a minute?
[19:09] Katsura
    How silly. Don't you know that love itself is all about excess?
[19:13] Katsura
    You get excessively excited, and excessively uneasy.
[19:16] Katsura
    You struggle excessively. And it all ends in vain.
[19:19] Katsura
    Nobody will say that it's a waste. No, love is all about excess!!
[19:32] Kondo
    Wh-Who are you?!
[19:36] Katsura
    I'm just an ordinary plumber.
[19:39] Hanano
    Whoa!! A man who calls himself a plumber has suddenly barged into this challenge!
[19:45] Hanano
    Who is this man?!
[19:47] Man C
    Who is he?!
[19:48] Man E
    Hey! That mushroom... Could he be the world's most famous plumber, Mari...
[19:55] Katsura
    I'm not Mario. I'm Katsu-
[20:01] Katsura
    This is bad! My mustache... my mustache...
[20:03] Shinpachi
    What are you doing, Katsura-san?!
[20:05] Shinpachi
    Did you come out just to get caught?!
[20:10] Katsura
    I heard that I could win a free Twin Famicom.
[20:13] Shinpachi
    They don't have those anymore!
[20:16] Shinpachi
    Anyway, how badly do you want a Twin Famicom?!
[20:19] Shinpachi
    They'll see through your flimsy disguise in no time!
[20:22] Shinpachi
    Get away from here quickly.
[20:23] Hijikata
    Hey!
[20:25] Hijikata
    You there.
[20:27] Shinpachi (Mono)
    This is bad! We can't fool the Demon Vice-Chief's eyes!
[20:32] Hijikata
    I never expected to see you here.
[20:34] Hijikata
    What a coincidence. You're done for.
[20:38] Hijikata
    Umm... Also, could I get your autograph?
[20:41] Hijikata
    I want you to write, "From Mario. To Toshiro-kun," right here...
[20:46] Shinpachi (Mono)
    It's a miracle!! There are miraculous idiots here!!
[20:49] Katsura
    Well, I don't really do signatures...
[20:52] Katsura
    When I do one, a bunch of people tend to gather and there's no end to it.
[20:55] Hijikata
    I see. Then how about a photo? I won't show it to anyone.
[21:01] Hijikata
    Then how about a handshake? I'm a real Bentendo fan.
[21:06] Shinpachi
    How clingy is he going to get?! No such creepy Mario exists.
[21:11] Okita
    Hijikata-san, wait just a second.
[21:15] Okita
    You mustn't be fooled.
[21:17] Shinpachi (Mono)
    Oh no, it's Okita-san! He's very perceptive.
[21:21] Okita
    I've never seen a Mario with such long hair.
[21:24] Okita
    I can't just stand by quietly... He's a fake.
[21:28] Okita
    The real one's over there.
SIGN    [Give it your best, Katsuo.]
[21:31] Shinpachi (Mono)
    I've never seen a Mario like that, either!!
[21:33] Shinpachi (Mono)
    You two think that anything with a mustache is Mario, don't you?!
[21:35] Hijikata
    What are you, stupid?
[21:37] Hijikata
    That's got to be his younger brother, Luigi. He's green.
[21:41] ---
    You Zega fans should be quiet and play your Creamcast, stupid.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Sega Dreamcast.]
[21:44] ---
    Keep waiting for your sequel to Shenmue, stupid.
SIGN    [Note: Shenmue is a SEGA Dreamcast adventure game. The series has been on hiatus since 2001.]
[21:47] Okita
    I'll keep on waiting no matter what anyone says. I'm sure it'll come back.
[21:51] Kondo
    Both of you stop fighting.
[21:54] Hijikata
    Keep quiet you Zony lover.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Sony.]
[21:56] Kagura
    They're completely fooled.
[21:58] Katsura
    Gintoki...
[22:00] Katsura
    Leave this to me.
[22:02] Katsura
    I didn't risk coming just because I wanted a Twin Famicom.
[22:07] Gintoki
    Of course. There aren't any Twin Famicoms.
[22:11] Katsura
    The Shinsengumi have been making us Anti-Foreigner Faction members suffer until now.
[22:15] Katsura
    This is a good chance to crush them, even if it's just at a game.
[22:19] Gintoki
    Zura, don't screw up. It's over if they find out who you are.
[22:28] Katsura (Mono)
    I'm not Zura...
[22:33] Katsura
    I'm Katsuo.
[22:35] Manager
    The first battle, the girl game challenge, will now begin!
SIGN    
[24:16] Manager
    Now then, everyone, what kind of show will these chosen individuals
[24:20] Manager
    give us in order to win the new Bentendo OwEe game console?
[24:25] ---
    The first battle, the girl game challenge, will now begin!
SIGN    ["Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs"]
SIGN    [Who will win the OwEe? Will it be the Odd Jobs team or the Shinsengumi team?!]
SIGN    [One more episode of season 2 of the GinTama anime!! Let's keep this up until the end!!]