E147 - All Adults are Instructors for All Children

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[01:49] Tae
    I see you're working hard, Shin-chan.
[01:51] Shin
    Ah, Sis.
[01:52] Shin
    Sorry about making such a racket with my swishing.
[01:55] Shin
    Did I wake you up?
[01:57] Tae
    Well, I'd call that swooshing instead of swishing...
[01:59] Tae
    But it's fine.
[02:01] Tae
    Don't mind me. Continue.
[02:02] Shin
    I'm sorry. I'll be careful.
[02:06] Tae
    Shin-chan.
[02:07] Tae
    That's not the issue here.
[02:08] Tae
    Changing your cry won't accomplish anything...
[02:18] Shin
    I want to become stronger...
[02:23] Kagura
    Stop!
[02:26] Kagura
    Stop!
[02:33] Shin
    So I'm not the one being protected all the time...
[02:35] Shin
    So I can protect everyone else!
[02:55] Kamui
    ...I don't have use for weaklings.
[02:59] Kagura
    Big...!
[03:01] Kagura
    I want to become stronger...
[03:06] Shin
    I'll protect Kagura!
[03:09] Shin
    I'll protect the Kagura we believe in!
[03:13] Kagura
    So I won't lose to Kamui... or myself...
SIGN    [Stronger]
[03:17] Both
    Stronger!
[03:30] Kagura
    We...
[03:32] Shin
    ...want to become stronger.
SIGN    "All Adults are Instructors for All Children."
[03:41] Gin
    Yeah? Then do it.
[03:44] Gin
    Good luck.
[03:45] Shin
    That's all you have to say?
[03:48] Shin
    Wait, weren't you listening to our monologue before the episode title?
[03:51] Shin
    I mean... we had that serious look and all...
[03:54] Shin
    Building up to a whole training arc thing after running into enemies stronger than anything we've seen...
[03:59] Gin
    What training arc?
[04:01] Gin
    That's what you guys are about to start?
[04:03] Gin
    Sounds rough.
[04:04] Shin
    No, not that.
[04:06] Shin
    Isn't there some kind of special training... you know?
[04:07] Shin
    That you can teach us...?
[04:10] Kagura
    That's right!
[04:11] Kagura
    You need to do some training too, Gin-chan.
[04:13] Kagura
    We've got lots of tough enemies coming up.
[04:20] Kagura
    We...
[04:22] Shin
    ...want to become stronger.
[04:27] Gin
    And so, three months passed.
[04:31] Gin
    Man, that was some tough training.
[04:35] Shin
    Three months haven't passed!
[04:36] Shin
    Only three seconds have passed!
[04:38] Gin
    It's good to be home.
[04:41] Shin
    Why does your narration make it sound like you've been training?!
[04:43] Gin
    Don't worry.
[04:45] Gin
    The flow of time here and there is different.
[04:48] Gin
    A month over there isn't even a second over here.
[04:51] Shin
    Where is over there?!
[04:52] Shin
    You're making no sense at all!!
[04:53] Gin
    It means that in three seconds here,
[04:55] Gin
    we were able to reap the benefits of training three months over there.
[04:57] Shin
    We never moved an inch from here!
[04:59] Shin
    And where is over there for crying out loud?!
[05:01] Shin
    Since when did we train in the Room of Spirit and Time?!
SIGN    [Note: Room of Spirit and Time - Training space that appears in the Dxxxxn Baxx series.]
[05:04] Gin
    What's wrong with that?
[05:06] Gin
    Let's just say we got it over with.
[05:09] Gin
    It's such a pain.
[05:10] Gin
    I don't wanna do any training.
[05:12] Gin
    It's such a pain.
[05:14] Shin
    He just said something a JUMP main character would never say!
[05:17] Shin
    He doesn't have a shred of ambition!
[05:19] Kagura
    Have you forgotten the three principles of JUMP?!
[05:22] Kagura
    Friendship!
SIGN    [Friendship]
[05:23] Kagura
    Effort!
SIGN    [Effort]
SIGN    [Victory]
[05:23] Kagura
    Victory!
[05:25] Kagura
    You can't have victory without effort!
[05:27] Kagura
    You can't defeat stronger rivals if you have no ambition!
[05:30] Gin
    No way...
[05:31] Gin
    Sounds like a pain.
[05:33] Gin
    Cause I mean, y'know...
[05:36] Gin
    It's a pain.
[05:38] Gin
    Nothing's more painful than, y'know...
[05:40] Gin
    For example...
[05:42] Gin
    Man, this is a pain.
[05:44] Gin
    Giving an example is a pain.
[05:46] Shin
    How much pain are you in?!
[05:48] Gin
    Besides, did you plan out a basic outline for your training?
[05:53] Gin
    You're both saying that just 'cause everyone's doing it, right?
[05:57] Gin
    You just wanted to talk about training.
[05:59] Gin
    If you think that training will make this show more JUMP-like, you're wrong.
[06:03] Gin
    They're them. We're us.
[06:05] Gin
    If you want to train that badly, you can go live in some other anime.
[06:09] Shin
    Mom?!
[06:09] Shin
    You're saying things like a mom when you're just a lazy bum!
[06:13] Gin
    Besides, the whole "Friendship, Effort, Victory" thing is so old-school.
[06:17] Gin
    Stop clinging to a slogan from dozens of years ago.
[06:19] Gin
    The world has moved on.
[06:21] Gin
    Ibaragi is dead.
SIGN    [Note: This is referring to Masahiko Ibaragi - Former editor-in-chief of Shonen JUMP]
[06:22] Shin
    He hasn't died yet!
[06:23] Shin
    He's working hard as the editor-in-chief for JUMP SQ!
SIGN    [Note: JUMP SQ is a Monthly JUMP magazine targeted for older teens and young adults.]
[06:26] Gin
    Besides, a training arc just consists of boring tasks.
[06:29] Gin
    That's not going to get you ratings.
[06:31] Gin
    And it's tiring for us, too.
[06:33] Gin
    The ones that can get away with stuff like that,
[06:35] Gin
    are shows with flashy special attacks and effects...
SIGN    [Note: Example used here is from Dxxxxn Baxx's Kamehameha]
[06:37] Gin
    Or the training itself is innovative. It only works for a select few.
SIGN    [Note: Example used here is from JxJx's Bxxxxxe Adventure Part 2 training.]
[06:41] Gin
    It's an area beyond our reach.
[06:44] Shin
    This guy's despicable.
[06:45] Shin
    He's bringing up shady topics just because he doesn't want to train.
[06:49] Gin
    Or what?
[06:50] Gin
    You two have an innovative, yet visually stunning training method in mind?
[06:55] Gin
    Of course you don't!
[06:56] Gin
    You just want to train, right?
[06:59] Kagura
    I do too!
[07:00] Kagura
    I do have an actual plan!
[07:02] Gin
    Oh? Then let me hear it.
[07:05] Kagura
    First, we do that...
[07:06] Kagura
    Camp out in the mountains.
[07:08] Gin
    Typical.
[07:09] Gin
    And? What do you do there?
[07:11] Kagura
    That thing, uh...
[07:12] Kagura
    With bears.
[07:15] Gin
    Where you fight bears to hone your natural instincts?
[07:18] Gin
    That's old.
[07:19] Gin
    That idea's been done to death.
[07:23] Kagura
    Where it holds your feet as you do sit-ups.
[07:25] Gin
    Use the bear more effectively!
[07:26] Gin
    How can you use a bear that way?!
[07:28] Gin
    That's such a waste!
[07:29] Gin
    Let the bear do its thing!
[07:31] Kagura
    Oh, I see.
[07:32] Gin
    You call that doing its thing?!
[07:34] Gin
    Why is the bear training now?!
[07:36] Gin
    You could do kind this kind of stuff in a gym!
[07:38] Gin
    A fitness instructor could handle that!
[07:40] Gin
    You need something different...
[07:41] Gin
    Why?!
[07:43] Gin
    You're not even doing anything anymore!
[07:45] Gin
    And you're back from the mountains!
[07:47] Kagura
    It's pretty innovative!
[07:48] Gin
    It's way too innovative!
[07:50] Gin
    You're not even training!
[07:50] Gin
    Not doing anything!
[07:52] Tae
    So that's why you've been behaving so oddly the past few days, Shin-chan.
[07:57] Tae
    You really are the son of a samurai.
[08:00] Shin
    S-Sis...
[08:02] Tae
    Why didn't you come to me sooner?
[08:06] Shin
    I-I'm sorry.
[08:07] Shin
    I guess I was embarrassed or I wanted to keep it a secret...
[08:10] Tae
    If you rely on that failure of an adult, forget about improving. You'll only get worse.
[08:15] Gin
    You say that when I'm sitting right here?
[08:18] Tae
    Leave it to me.
[08:20] Tae
    I promise I'll help you two become a top-notch samurai.
[08:24] Tae
    Now listen carefully, you two.
[08:26] Tae
    The desire to become stronger and the desire to become more beautiful
[08:29] Tae
    may appear different, but are actually the same.
[08:32] Tae
    In other words, you have a desire to change yourself...
[08:35] Tae
    Did you know that when you go on a diet,
[08:37] Tae
    there's something more important than limiting how much you eat?
[08:40] Tae
    That would be to picture what you look like after you've lost weight.
[08:44] Tae
    You could say that your goal is to reach that ideal.
[08:47] Tae
    People are unable to run down a path with no goal,
[08:50] Tae
    but once they have a goal, they can continue to run any path no matter how long it is.
[08:55] Tae
    The same goes for becoming stronger.
[08:57] Tae
    Picture a basic image of how you want to become.
[09:01] Tae
    If you have a goal in mind, you can work towards that goal little by little.
SIGN    [The Strongest]
[09:07] Tae
    Okay, everyone.
[09:08] Tae
    Write down how you want to become stronger on this sheet of paper.
[09:11] Tae
    This may seem like a roundabout way of doing this, but it's important.
[09:15] Shin
    Hmm... I see.
[09:17] Shin
    A perspective only a woman could have.
[09:19] Kagura
    I've never thought of it that way.
[09:21] Kagura
    This is pretty hard.
SIGN    [I want my hair to become straight.]
[09:25] Shin
    Why are you the first one to finish writing?!
[09:27] Shin
    And he doesn't look like he has any intention of becoming stronger!
[09:29] Kagura
    I'm also done.
SIGN    
SIGN    
[09:31] Shin
    Can we move past that already?!
[09:33] Shin
    Why are you so focused on training a bear instead of yourself?!
[09:37] Shin
    And what's that blood around his mouth?!
[09:39] Shin
    Don't tell me it's that instructor?!
[09:40] Shin
    Is it that fitness instructor?!
[09:43] Shin
    You should say something, Sis.
[09:46] Tae
    You're still holding back.
[09:49] Tae
    You need to get over being shy.
[09:50] Shin
    Is that the problem here?!
[09:52] Tae
    If you set a goal that isn't reachable,
[09:54] Tae
    you might as well not have a goal.
[09:57] Tae
    You need to keep your feet on the ground when you set your goal.
[10:01] Shin
    Not only are your feet off the ground, it's flying off into the air!!
[10:03] Shin
    What are you trying to become, Sis?!
[10:05] Shin
    Isn't this a totally different person...
[10:07] Shin
    No... a totally different life form?!
[10:09] Shin
    And how did you draw this in such a short time?!
[10:11] Shin
    That's amazing!
[10:12] Shin
    Huh? Wait...
[10:14] Shin
    Heyyyyy?!
[10:15] Shin
    Why is that instructor here?!
[10:18] Tae
    It came to save him after seeing him attacked by the bear.
[10:21] Shin
    Why are you picking up the story where the last picture left off?!
[10:24] Shin
    Why is this turning into a picture story?!
[10:26] Hasegawa
    Hey, now.
[10:28] Hasegawa
    You'll never get stronger by taking drawing lessons.
[10:33] Shin
    Hasegawa-san!
SIGN    [Everything turns to ashes.]
[10:35] Hasegawa
    Pattsan, little lady, leave it to me.
[10:37] Shin
    And yeah, this guy drew a really scary picture!
[10:40] Shin
    What the hell is that?!
[10:41] Hasegawa
    A great player may not necessarily become a great coach.
[10:44] Hasegawa
    Though I may be powerless,
[10:46] Hasegawa
    I can still offer shining guidance to a few lost lambs as your elder in life.
[10:51] Shin
    No way!
[10:52] Shin
    What do you mean, shining?!
[10:53] Shin
    You're leading us into the fires of hell!
[10:55] Shin
    The whole story's drawn there!
[10:58] Hasegawa
    Just listen...
[10:59] Hasegawa
    As someone who's fallen from the very top to the very bottom, I can see things others can't.
[11:04] Hasegawa
    Listen up.
[11:05] Hasegawa
    In this world, people who live their lives
[11:08] Hasegawa
    by trying to climb a huge mountain in one go
[11:10] Hasegawa
    or trying to reverse a situation in one shot will definitely slip.
[11:15] Hasegawa
    Sure, it might work once.
[11:19] Hasegawa
    But then they get cocky and throw big money after the same dark horse.
[11:23] Hasegawa
    Luck doesn't strike twice.
[11:25] Hasegawa
    Next thing you know, you're broke.
[11:27] Shin
    Wait, you only lost in a horse race.
[11:30] Shin
    You're saying the whole world should burn in hell just from losing in a horse race?
[11:32] Hasegawa
    I'm saying that I can't beat people who work their way up little by little.
[11:37] Hasegawa
    That's right.
[11:38] Hasegawa
    Those who want to instantly become strong
[11:41] Hasegawa
    can never defeat those who have worked hard year after year.
[11:49] Hasegawa
    When you consider training as separate from your daily lifestyle, you're already a drop-out.
[11:54] Hasegawa
    Got it?
[11:55] Hasegawa
    Training isn't something that you just start today or tomorrow.
[12:01] Hasegawa
    You begin training the day you're born.
[12:06] Hasegawa
    In other words, training isn't anything worth fussing about.
[12:11] Hasegawa
    Every little task you do can be considered training.
[12:13] Hasegawa
    The point is to consistently perform these those tasks on a day-to-day basis.
[12:21] Hasegawa
    Have you heard this story before?
[12:24] Hasegawa
    Once, there was a neat freak and a dirty slob.
SIGN    
SIGN    
[12:30] Hasegawa
    The man who was a neat freak would always sit down when taking a piss.
[12:35] Hasegawa
    So he wouldn't splatter any on the floor.
[12:38] Hasegawa
    Meanwhile, the man who was a dirty slob paid no heed.
[12:41] Hasegawa
    He always took care of his business standing, regardless of how much he got on the floor.
[12:45] Hasegawa
    A very slight difference.
[12:47] Hasegawa
    One that wouldn't attract anyone's attention.
[12:49] Hasegawa
    But what do you think would happen if this continued for several decades?
[12:55] Hasegawa
    The neat freak's toilet was always clean, but his legs became thinner as he aged.
[13:02] Hasegawa
    While the dirty slob's legs became thicker as he aged.
[13:07] Hasegawa
    One did his business standing. One did his business sitting.
[13:11] Hasegawa
    One who used his muscles. One who didn't use his muscles.
[13:16] Hasegawa
    Who could predict that such a slight difference
[13:20] Hasegawa
    would end up...
[13:27] Hasegawa
    determining the victor in the Battle of Sekigahara.
SIGN    [Note: The Battle of Sekigahara - The decisive battle that made way for the Tokugawa Shogunate.]
[13:31] Hasegawa
    Yes.
[13:32] Hasegawa
    The two men were Ieyasu Tokugawa and Mitsunari Ishida!
[13:35] Shin
    Stop lying!
[13:36] Shin
    How could you know how Ieyasu and Mitsunari took a piss?!
[13:39] Shin
    How could a kick determine victory in a battle?!
[13:42] Hasegawa
    The Battle of Sekigahara went into overtime
[13:44] Hasegawa
    and was decided by penalty kicks, I heard.
[13:46] Shin
    Why?!
[13:47] Shin
    And this has nothing to do with penalty kicks!
[13:50] Hasegawa
    I'm just saying, Ieyasu pretended to be a dirty slob when in reality,
[13:52] Hasegawa
    he was standing as he pissed to build leg muscles.
[13:56] Shin
    That's normal!
[13:57] Hasegawa
    He trained little by little, day by day, while fooling the enemy.
[14:01] Hasegawa
    What a fearsome man, yeah?
[14:02] Shin
    That wouldn't be called training!
[14:04] Shin
    It's too normal!
[14:06] Hasegawa
    The story continues...
SIGN    [Note: Tenkai was a Buddhist monk who is said to have served Ieyasu.]
[14:07] Hasegawa
    Ieyasu learned this secret form of training from a monk named Tenkai...
[14:12] Shin
    What the hell were those monks preaching?!
[14:13] Hasegawa
    The true identity of Tenkai,
[14:15] Hasegawa
    known as the man who controlled the Edo Bakufu behind the scenes after earning Ieyasu's favor,
[14:18] Hasegawa
    was rumored to be the man responsible for the Incident at Honno-ji and later killed by Hideyoshi...
SIGN    [Note: Incident at Honno-ji is a historical event where Nobunaga Oda was assassinated by Mitsuhide Akechi at the Honno-ji temple.]
[14:24] Hasegawa
    Mitsuhide Akechi's...
[14:26] Hasegawa
    fitness instructor.
SIGN    [Note: There is a theory in Japanese history of Tenkai possibly being Mitsuhide Akechi.]
[14:27] Shin
    You again?!
[14:29] Shin
    I've never heard a rumor like that!
[14:31] Shin
    And how long are you people going to drag on that instructor thing?!
[14:35] Shin
    Have you been cursed by that instructor or something?!
[14:37] Katsura
    Now, now.
[14:38] Katsura
    There's no need for shouting.
[14:41] Katsura
    It's merely nonsense from a commoner.
[14:43] Katsura
    Only a samurai can guide you down the path of a samurai.
[14:47] Shin
    Katsura-san!
[14:47] Shin
    He's...!
[14:49] Shin
    He's using rain to cleanse the city DORK burned down!
[14:51] Katsura
    Leader.
[14:53] Katsura
    Shinpachi-kun.
[14:54] Katsura
    I shall teach you the knowhow of the samurai!
[15:08] Katsura
    Hasegawa-san is correct.
[15:11] Katsura
    Training should be a part of your daily life.
[15:14] Katsura
    However, I have a question.
[15:16] Katsura
    Is the strength you seek merely physical strength?
[15:21] Katsura
    Is that what you seek from training?
[15:25] Katsura
    Right.
[15:26] Katsura
    The true purpose of training
[15:28] Katsura
    is to push you to your limits
[15:30] Katsura
    and discover your true self that remains hidden in ordinary times.
[15:36] Both
    Your true self...
[15:38] Katsura
    Exactly!
[15:40] Katsura
    Once you've found that, you will not merely attain simple physical strength...
[15:44] Katsura
    Yes! You will attain true strength!
[15:50] Katsura
    Once, there was a man who discovered his true self.
[16:03] Katsura
    He was a white-collar worker.
[16:05] Katsura
    He always woke up at the same time, always got on the train at the same time,
[16:10] Katsura
    always went to the same workplace, and always went home at the same time.
[16:15] Katsura
    Never late. Never absent.
[16:17] Katsura
    An excellent job performance.
[16:18] Katsura
    He was the very picture of diligence,
[16:21] Katsura
    but anyone that looked would find him a dull person.
[16:25] Katsura
    However, the man never felt bored.
[16:29] Katsura
    In fact, he had no interest in living his life any other way.
[16:35] Katsura
    It was a bone-chilling winter morning...
[16:38] Katsura
    The man attempted to get on the usual train at the usual station at the usual time.
[16:44] Katsura
    But the difference was the presence of an old man standing in front of him.
[16:48] Katsura
    Out of consideration for the old man, the man boarded through a different door.
[16:57] Katsura
    When he reached the next station, the seat in front of the man was open.
[17:01] Katsura
    This was rush hour.
[17:02] Katsura
    Under normal circumstances that would be impossible.
[17:04] Katsura
    Nobody around him moved towards the seat, so the man had no choice but to sit down.
[17:09] Katsura
    After some more traveling, the train reached the man's stop.
[17:13] Katsura
    To get off, he needed to leave his seat and make his way through the crowded train to the exit.
[17:18] Katsura
    That was when the man thought...
[17:20] Katsura
    "I'd rather get off at the next station and turn back instead of bothering all these people."
[17:26] Katsura
    And then it was the next station...
[17:28] Katsura
    And the next...
[17:29] Katsura
    By the end, he'd decided to ride until the last stop.
[17:35] Katsura
    "Yes... What's wrong with being late today?"
[17:40] Katsura
    And he finally arrived
[17:44] Katsura
    at the beach.
[17:50] Katsura
    As the man stood in front of the ocean, he realized
[17:53] Katsura
    that he was such a tiny existence...
[17:56] Katsura
    That he'd been living in his own little world...
[18:03] Katsura
    And so the man quit his job and went on a journey.
[18:06] Katsura
    Yes, that was when he finally realized his true self hidden within and attained true strength.
[18:15] Shin
    Why?!
[18:17] Kagura
    Wow!
[18:18] Shin
    No!
[18:19] Shin
    You're not supposed to be impressed by that!
[18:21] Shin
    And your flashbacks are always too long!
[18:23] Shin
    And why would his true self be a bear?!
[18:26] Shin
    Why are you making connections with Kagura-chan's picture?!
[18:29] Katsura
    Well, I was up all night yesterday playing Altered Beast on Mega Drive.
SIGN    [Note: Mega Drive was called Sega Genesis in the United States.]
[18:33] Shin
    That's not a reason!
[18:35] Katsura
    But the bear's really strong.
[18:37] Shin
    That's simplifying things too much!
[18:38] Shin
    That only covers physical strength, no matter how you look at it!
[18:42] Katsura
    Then I'll get to the subject at hand.
[18:46] Katsura
    What training is required to become a true samurai.
SIGN    [Samurai]
[18:50] Katsura
    Long ago, Gintoki and I trained in both the pen and the sword at the same school.
[18:55] Katsura
    Yes, if I directly pass on the instruction received from our honorable teacher,
[19:01] Katsura
    you should be able to become a true samurai like us.
[19:06] Shin
    We'll go through your former training...?
[19:11] Gin
    Hey, cut it out, Zura.
[19:13] Gin
    That training's too dangerous.
[19:14] Gin
    It's still too early for them...
[19:16] Katsura
    They can handle it.
[19:18] Katsura
    They do not merely seek strength.
[19:22] Katsura
    Gintoki.
[19:23] Katsura
    They want to fight by your side.
[19:27] Katsura
    Do you think a little hardship will be enough to beat them down?
[19:31] Katsura
    You should know the answer very well.
[19:36] Katsura
    The training will be harsh, but I'm sure you can endure it.
[19:47] Katsura
    I like the look in your eyes.
[19:50] Katsura
    Okay, then start by putting these turtle shells on your back.
[19:53] Katsura
    They're heavy, but you're not allowed to remove them.
[19:57] Katsura
    Okay, now you have to go search for a certain item while wearing those weights.
[20:02] Katsura
    I'm going to throw this rock that has "Katsura" written on it outside.
SIGN    [Katsura]
[20:06] Katsura
    You must discern this perfectly ordinary stone, besides for the "Katsura" written on it,
[20:09] Katsura
    from the other stones, and bring it back here.
[20:11] Katsura
    There's only one stone.
[20:13] Katsura
    Whoever doesn't bring it back doesn't get dinner tonight.
[20:15] Katsura
    And just so you know, you won't be able to pick up a random stone and write "Katsura" on it.
[20:20] Katsura
    I can tell from the handwriting.
[20:23] Katsura
    Okay, then go!
[20:27] Shin
    What is this?!
[20:28] Shin
    What is this training?!
[20:29] Shin
    We've definitely seen this before!
SIGN    [Note: Again, a training done in Dxxxxn Baxx. Manga Vol. 3 to be specific.]
[20:31] Katsura
    What?
[20:32] Katsura
    Has someone ripped me off?
[20:34] Shin
    You're the one who ripped it off!
[20:35] Katsura
    That's odd.
[20:37] Katsura
    I remember our teacher doing the same...
[20:38] Shin
    What?
[20:39] Shin
    Are you trying to say that you're a student of Master Roshi?!
SIGN    [Note: Master Roshi. Character from Dxxxxn Baxx.]
[20:42] Gin
    Hey, Zura.
[20:45] Gin
    That's totally wrong.
[20:46] Gin
    You're the fool.
[20:47] Katsura
    Huh?
[20:48] Katsura
    This wasn't how it went?
[20:49] Gin
    It wasn't.
[20:50] Gin
    It was a mistake to lend the entire Dragon Boozu series to an idiot like you.
SIGN    [Note: Dragon Boozu is a Gin Tama parody of Dxxxxn Baxx.]
[20:54] Shin
    Right?
[20:55] Shin
    Don't surprise me, Gin-san.
[20:58] Shin
    I almost thought you became strong through this copycat training.
[21:02] Gin
    Hey, give me a break.
[21:04] Gin
    It was totally different.
[21:06] Gin
    Nothing like this.
[21:08] Gin
    First of all, we were carrying fitness instructors, not turtle shells.
[21:12] Shin
    Heeyyy!
[21:13] Shin
    Cut it out, you freaks!
[21:14] Shin
    I told you to drop it already!
[21:17] Shin
    And where did these people come from?!
SIGN    [Gin]
[21:21] Gin
    I'm going to throw this instructor that has "Gin" written on it outside.
[21:24] Shin
    Why are the instructors the ones being thrown?!
[21:27] Gin
    The instructor on the back of the person who doesn't return them doesn't get dinner.
[21:31] Shin
    Why?!
[21:32] Shin
    The instructor didn't do anything wrong!
[21:34] Gin
    And you won't be able to pick up a random instructor and write "Gin" on it.
[21:39] Shin
    There aren't random instructors standing around!
[21:41] Gin
    I can tell from the handwriting.
[21:42] Shin
    You can tell from the instructors' faces!
[21:43] Shin
    I can't take this anymore!
[21:45] Kagura
    We were fools for asking you people!
[21:49] Shin
    We won't depend on anyone else!
[21:51] Shin
    We'll find our own method of becoming stronger!
[21:53] Shin
    Thank you very much!
[21:55] Kagura
    Just wait and see!
[21:56] Kagura
    We'll become so strong you'll be shocked!
[22:07] Gin
    That's how it should be.
[22:10] Katsura
    You must choose your own path by yourself.
[22:13] Gin
    They've cleared the first stage of training.
[22:17] Tae
    I won't go easy on them if they whine.
[22:19] Hasegawa
    We're always watching over them.
[22:22] Instructor
    Yes, because we are...
[22:30] All
    your instructors in life.
SIGN    
[24:05] Okita
    Hijikata-san.
[24:06] Okita
    I think we screwed up.
[24:08] Hijikata
    Looks like we've been captured.
[24:11] Okita
    Yes. And after getting the spotlight for the first time in 19 episodes.
[24:14] Hijikata
    The next episode:
[24:15] Hijikata
    "Zip Up Your Fly Nice and slowly." Women wouldn't understand.
SIGN    [Hijikata and Okita are locked in a room by the mysterious villain Jigsaw.]
SIGN    [Fear and paranoia abound... Forced to make a choice... The game for these two men's lives begins.]
SIGN    [See you next time.]