# E147 - All Adults are Instructors for All Children
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**[01:49] Tae**
I see you're working hard, Shin-chan.
**[01:51] Shin**
Ah, Sis.
**[01:52] Shin**
Sorry about making such a racket with my swishing.
**[01:55] Shin**
Did I wake you up?
**[01:57] Tae**
Well, I'd call that swooshing instead of swishing...
**[01:59] Tae**
But it's fine.
**[02:01] Tae**
Don't mind me. Continue.
**[02:02] Shin**
I'm sorry. I'll be careful.
**[02:06] Tae**
Shin-chan.
**[02:07] Tae**
That's not the issue here.
**[02:08] Tae**
Changing your cry won't accomplish anything...
**[02:18] Shin**
I want to become stronger...
**[02:23] Kagura**
Stop!
**[02:26] Kagura**
Stop!
**[02:33] Shin**
So I'm not the one being protected all the time...
**[02:35] Shin**
So I can protect everyone else!
**[02:55] Kamui**
...I don't have use for weaklings.
**[02:59] Kagura**
Big...!
**[03:01] Kagura**
I want to become stronger...
**[03:06] Shin**
I'll protect Kagura!
**[03:09] Shin**
I'll protect the Kagura we believe in!
**[03:13] Kagura**
So I won't lose to Kamui... or myself...
***SIGN*** [Stronger]
**[03:17] Both**
Stronger!
**[03:30] Kagura**
We...
**[03:32] Shin**
...want to become stronger.
***SIGN*** "All Adults are Instructors for All Children."
**[03:41] Gin**
Yeah? Then do it.
**[03:44] Gin**
Good luck.
**[03:45] Shin**
That's all you have to say?
**[03:48] Shin**
Wait, weren't you listening to our monologue before the episode title?
**[03:51] Shin**
I mean... we had that serious look and all...
**[03:54] Shin**
Building up to a whole training arc thing after running into enemies stronger than anything we've seen...
**[03:59] Gin**
What training arc?
**[04:01] Gin**
That's what you guys are about to start?
**[04:03] Gin**
Sounds rough.
**[04:04] Shin**
No, not that.
**[04:06] Shin**
Isn't there some kind of special training... you know?
**[04:07] Shin**
That you can teach us...?
**[04:10] Kagura**
That's right!
**[04:11] Kagura**
You need to do some training too, Gin-chan.
**[04:13] Kagura**
We've got lots of tough enemies coming up.
**[04:20] Kagura**
We...
**[04:22] Shin**
...want to become stronger.
**[04:27] Gin**
And so, three months passed.
**[04:31] Gin**
Man, that was some tough training.
**[04:35] Shin**
Three months haven't passed!
**[04:36] Shin**
Only three seconds have passed!
**[04:38] Gin**
It's good to be home.
**[04:41] Shin**
Why does your narration make it sound like you've been training?!
**[04:43] Gin**
Don't worry.
**[04:45] Gin**
The flow of time here and there is different.
**[04:48] Gin**
A month over there isn't even a second over here.
**[04:51] Shin**
Where is over there?!
**[04:52] Shin**
You're making no sense at all!!
**[04:53] Gin**
It means that in three seconds here,
**[04:55] Gin**
we were able to reap the benefits of training three months over there.
**[04:57] Shin**
We never moved an inch from here!
**[04:59] Shin**
And where is over there for crying out loud?!
**[05:01] Shin**
Since when did we train in the Room of Spirit and Time?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Room of Spirit and Time - Training space that appears in the Dxxxxn Baxx series.]
**[05:04] Gin**
What's wrong with that?
**[05:06] Gin**
Let's just say we got it over with.
**[05:09] Gin**
It's such a pain.
**[05:10] Gin**
I don't wanna do any training.
**[05:12] Gin**
It's such a pain.
**[05:14] Shin**
He just said something a JUMP main character would never say!
**[05:17] Shin**
He doesn't have a shred of ambition!
**[05:19] Kagura**
Have you forgotten the three principles of JUMP?!
**[05:22] Kagura**
Friendship!
***SIGN*** [Friendship]
**[05:23] Kagura**
Effort!
***SIGN*** [Effort]
***SIGN*** [Victory]
**[05:23] Kagura**
Victory!
**[05:25] Kagura**
You can't have victory without effort!
**[05:27] Kagura**
You can't defeat stronger rivals if you have no ambition!
**[05:30] Gin**
No way...
**[05:31] Gin**
Sounds like a pain.
**[05:33] Gin**
Cause I mean, y'know...
**[05:36] Gin**
It's a pain.
**[05:38] Gin**
Nothing's more painful than, y'know...
**[05:40] Gin**
For example...
**[05:42] Gin**
Man, this is a pain.
**[05:44] Gin**
Giving an example is a pain.
**[05:46] Shin**
How much pain are you in?!
**[05:48] Gin**
Besides, did you plan out a basic outline for your training?
**[05:53] Gin**
You're both saying that just 'cause everyone's doing it, right?
**[05:57] Gin**
You just wanted to talk about training.
**[05:59] Gin**
If you think that training will make this show more JUMP-like, you're wrong.
**[06:03] Gin**
They're them. We're us.
**[06:05] Gin**
If you want to train that badly, you can go live in some other anime.
**[06:09] Shin**
Mom?!
**[06:09] Shin**
You're saying things like a mom when you're just a lazy bum!
**[06:13] Gin**
Besides, the whole "Friendship, Effort, Victory" thing is so old-school.
**[06:17] Gin**
Stop clinging to a slogan from dozens of years ago.
**[06:19] Gin**
The world has moved on.
**[06:21] Gin**
Ibaragi is dead.
***SIGN*** [Note: This is referring to Masahiko Ibaragi - Former editor-in-chief of Shonen JUMP]
**[06:22] Shin**
He hasn't died yet!
**[06:23] Shin**
He's working hard as the editor-in-chief for JUMP SQ!
***SIGN*** [Note: JUMP SQ is a Monthly JUMP magazine targeted for older teens and young adults.]
**[06:26] Gin**
Besides, a training arc just consists of boring tasks.
**[06:29] Gin**
That's not going to get you ratings.
**[06:31] Gin**
And it's tiring for us, too.
**[06:33] Gin**
The ones that can get away with stuff like that,
**[06:35] Gin**
are shows with flashy special attacks and effects...
***SIGN*** [Note: Example used here is from Dxxxxn Baxx's Kamehameha]
**[06:37] Gin**
Or the training itself is innovative. It only works for a select few.
***SIGN*** [Note: Example used here is from JxJx's Bxxxxxe Adventure Part 2 training.]
**[06:41] Gin**
It's an area beyond our reach.
**[06:44] Shin**
This guy's despicable.
**[06:45] Shin**
He's bringing up shady topics just because he doesn't want to train.
**[06:49] Gin**
Or what?
**[06:50] Gin**
You two have an innovative, yet visually stunning training method in mind?
**[06:55] Gin**
Of course you don't!
**[06:56] Gin**
You just want to train, right?
**[06:59] Kagura**
I do too!
**[07:00] Kagura**
I do have an actual plan!
**[07:02] Gin**
Oh? Then let me hear it.
**[07:05] Kagura**
First, we do that...
**[07:06] Kagura**
Camp out in the mountains.
**[07:08] Gin**
Typical.
**[07:09] Gin**
And? What do you do there?
**[07:11] Kagura**
That thing, uh...
**[07:12] Kagura**
With bears.
**[07:15] Gin**
Where you fight bears to hone your natural instincts?
**[07:18] Gin**
That's old.
**[07:19] Gin**
That idea's been done to death.
**[07:23] Kagura**
Where it holds your feet as you do sit-ups.
**[07:25] Gin**
Use the bear more effectively!
**[07:26] Gin**
How can you use a bear that way?!
**[07:28] Gin**
That's such a waste!
**[07:29] Gin**
Let the bear do its thing!
**[07:31] Kagura**
Oh, I see.
**[07:32] Gin**
You call that doing its thing?!
**[07:34] Gin**
Why is the bear training now?!
**[07:36] Gin**
You could do kind this kind of stuff in a gym!
**[07:38] Gin**
A fitness instructor could handle that!
**[07:40] Gin**
You need something different...
**[07:41] Gin**
Why?!
**[07:43] Gin**
You're not even doing anything anymore!
**[07:45] Gin**
And you're back from the mountains!
**[07:47] Kagura**
It's pretty innovative!
**[07:48] Gin**
It's way too innovative!
**[07:50] Gin**
You're not even training!
**[07:50] Gin**
Not doing anything!
**[07:52] Tae**
So that's why you've been behaving so oddly the past few days, Shin-chan.
**[07:57] Tae**
You really are the son of a samurai.
**[08:00] Shin**
S-Sis...
**[08:02] Tae**
Why didn't you come to me sooner?
**[08:06] Shin**
I-I'm sorry.
**[08:07] Shin**
I guess I was embarrassed or I wanted to keep it a secret...
**[08:10] Tae**
If you rely on that failure of an adult, forget about improving. You'll only get worse.
**[08:15] Gin**
You say that when I'm sitting right here?
**[08:18] Tae**
Leave it to me.
**[08:20] Tae**
I promise I'll help you two become a top-notch samurai.
**[08:24] Tae**
Now listen carefully, you two.
**[08:26] Tae**
The desire to become stronger and the desire to become more beautiful
**[08:29] Tae**
may appear different, but are actually the same.
**[08:32] Tae**
In other words, you have a desire to change yourself...
**[08:35] Tae**
Did you know that when you go on a diet,
**[08:37] Tae**
there's something more important than limiting how much you eat?
**[08:40] Tae**
That would be to picture what you look like after you've lost weight.
**[08:44] Tae**
You could say that your goal is to reach that ideal.
**[08:47] Tae**
People are unable to run down a path with no goal,
**[08:50] Tae**
but once they have a goal, they can continue to run any path no matter how long it is.
**[08:55] Tae**
The same goes for becoming stronger.
**[08:57] Tae**
Picture a basic image of how you want to become.
**[09:01] Tae**
If you have a goal in mind, you can work towards that goal little by little.
***SIGN*** [The Strongest]
**[09:07] Tae**
Okay, everyone.
**[09:08] Tae**
Write down how you want to become stronger on this sheet of paper.
**[09:11] Tae**
This may seem like a roundabout way of doing this, but it's important.
**[09:15] Shin**
Hmm... I see.
**[09:17] Shin**
A perspective only a woman could have.
**[09:19] Kagura**
I've never thought of it that way.
**[09:21] Kagura**
This is pretty hard.
***SIGN*** [I want my hair to become straight.]
**[09:25] Shin**
Why are you the first one to finish writing?!
**[09:27] Shin**
And he doesn't look like he has any intention of becoming stronger!
**[09:29] Kagura**
I'm also done.
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[09:31] Shin**
Can we move past that already?!
**[09:33] Shin**
Why are you so focused on training a bear instead of yourself?!
**[09:37] Shin**
And what's that blood around his mouth?!
**[09:39] Shin**
Don't tell me it's that instructor?!
**[09:40] Shin**
Is it that fitness instructor?!
**[09:43] Shin**
You should say something, Sis.
**[09:46] Tae**
You're still holding back.
**[09:49] Tae**
You need to get over being shy.
**[09:50] Shin**
Is that the problem here?!
**[09:52] Tae**
If you set a goal that isn't reachable,
**[09:54] Tae**
you might as well not have a goal.
**[09:57] Tae**
You need to keep your feet on the ground when you set your goal.
**[10:01] Shin**
Not only are your feet off the ground, it's flying off into the air!!
**[10:03] Shin**
What are you trying to become, Sis?!
**[10:05] Shin**
Isn't this a totally different person...
**[10:07] Shin**
No... a totally different life form?!
**[10:09] Shin**
And how did you draw this in such a short time?!
**[10:11] Shin**
That's amazing!
**[10:12] Shin**
Huh? Wait...
**[10:14] Shin**
Heyyyyy?!
**[10:15] Shin**
Why is that instructor here?!
**[10:18] Tae**
It came to save him after seeing him attacked by the bear.
**[10:21] Shin**
Why are you picking up the story where the last picture left off?!
**[10:24] Shin**
Why is this turning into a picture story?!
**[10:26] Hasegawa**
Hey, now.
**[10:28] Hasegawa**
You'll never get stronger by taking drawing lessons.
**[10:33] Shin**
Hasegawa-san!
***SIGN*** [Everything turns to ashes.]
**[10:35] Hasegawa**
Pattsan, little lady, leave it to me.
**[10:37] Shin**
And yeah, this guy drew a really scary picture!
**[10:40] Shin**
What the hell is that?!
**[10:41] Hasegawa**
A great player may not necessarily become a great coach.
**[10:44] Hasegawa**
Though I may be powerless,
**[10:46] Hasegawa**
I can still offer shining guidance to a few lost lambs as your elder in life.
**[10:51] Shin**
No way!
**[10:52] Shin**
What do you mean, shining?!
**[10:53] Shin**
You're leading us into the fires of hell!
**[10:55] Shin**
The whole story's drawn there!
**[10:58] Hasegawa**
Just listen...
**[10:59] Hasegawa**
As someone who's fallen from the very top to the very bottom, I can see things others can't.
**[11:04] Hasegawa**
Listen up.
**[11:05] Hasegawa**
In this world, people who live their lives
**[11:08] Hasegawa**
by trying to climb a huge mountain in one go
**[11:10] Hasegawa**
or trying to reverse a situation in one shot will definitely slip.
**[11:15] Hasegawa**
Sure, it might work once.
**[11:19] Hasegawa**
But then they get cocky and throw big money after the same dark horse.
**[11:23] Hasegawa**
Luck doesn't strike twice.
**[11:25] Hasegawa**
Next thing you know, you're broke.
**[11:27] Shin**
Wait, you only lost in a horse race.
**[11:30] Shin**
You're saying the whole world should burn in hell just from losing in a horse race?
**[11:32] Hasegawa**
I'm saying that I can't beat people who work their way up little by little.
**[11:37] Hasegawa**
That's right.
**[11:38] Hasegawa**
Those who want to instantly become strong
**[11:41] Hasegawa**
can never defeat those who have worked hard year after year.
**[11:49] Hasegawa**
When you consider training as separate from your daily lifestyle, you're already a drop-out.
**[11:54] Hasegawa**
Got it?
**[11:55] Hasegawa**
Training isn't something that you just start today or tomorrow.
**[12:01] Hasegawa**
You begin training the day you're born.
**[12:06] Hasegawa**
In other words, training isn't anything worth fussing about.
**[12:11] Hasegawa**
Every little task you do can be considered training.
**[12:13] Hasegawa**
The point is to consistently perform these those tasks on a day-to-day basis.
**[12:21] Hasegawa**
Have you heard this story before?
**[12:24] Hasegawa**
Once, there was a neat freak and a dirty slob.
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[12:30] Hasegawa**
The man who was a neat freak would always sit down when taking a piss.
**[12:35] Hasegawa**
So he wouldn't splatter any on the floor.
**[12:38] Hasegawa**
Meanwhile, the man who was a dirty slob paid no heed.
**[12:41] Hasegawa**
He always took care of his business standing, regardless of how much he got on the floor.
**[12:45] Hasegawa**
A very slight difference.
**[12:47] Hasegawa**
One that wouldn't attract anyone's attention.
**[12:49] Hasegawa**
But what do you think would happen if this continued for several decades?
**[12:55] Hasegawa**
The neat freak's toilet was always clean, but his legs became thinner as he aged.
**[13:02] Hasegawa**
While the dirty slob's legs became thicker as he aged.
**[13:07] Hasegawa**
One did his business standing. One did his business sitting.
**[13:11] Hasegawa**
One who used his muscles. One who didn't use his muscles.
**[13:16] Hasegawa**
Who could predict that such a slight difference
**[13:20] Hasegawa**
would end up...
**[13:27] Hasegawa**
determining the victor in the Battle of Sekigahara.
***SIGN*** [Note: The Battle of Sekigahara - The decisive battle that made way for the Tokugawa Shogunate.]
**[13:31] Hasegawa**
Yes.
**[13:32] Hasegawa**
The two men were Ieyasu Tokugawa and Mitsunari Ishida!
**[13:35] Shin**
Stop lying!
**[13:36] Shin**
How could you know how Ieyasu and Mitsunari took a piss?!
**[13:39] Shin**
How could a kick determine victory in a battle?!
**[13:42] Hasegawa**
The Battle of Sekigahara went into overtime
**[13:44] Hasegawa**
and was decided by penalty kicks, I heard.
**[13:46] Shin**
Why?!
**[13:47] Shin**
And this has nothing to do with penalty kicks!
**[13:50] Hasegawa**
I'm just saying, Ieyasu pretended to be a dirty slob when in reality,
**[13:52] Hasegawa**
he was standing as he pissed to build leg muscles.
**[13:56] Shin**
That's normal!
**[13:57] Hasegawa**
He trained little by little, day by day, while fooling the enemy.
**[14:01] Hasegawa**
What a fearsome man, yeah?
**[14:02] Shin**
That wouldn't be called training!
**[14:04] Shin**
It's too normal!
**[14:06] Hasegawa**
The story continues...
***SIGN*** [Note: Tenkai was a Buddhist monk who is said to have served Ieyasu.]
**[14:07] Hasegawa**
Ieyasu learned this secret form of training from a monk named Tenkai...
**[14:12] Shin**
What the hell were those monks preaching?!
**[14:13] Hasegawa**
The true identity of Tenkai,
**[14:15] Hasegawa**
known as the man who controlled the Edo Bakufu behind the scenes after earning Ieyasu's favor,
**[14:18] Hasegawa**
was rumored to be the man responsible for the Incident at Honno-ji and later killed by Hideyoshi...
***SIGN*** [Note: Incident at Honno-ji is a historical event where Nobunaga Oda was assassinated by Mitsuhide Akechi at the Honno-ji temple.]
**[14:24] Hasegawa**
Mitsuhide Akechi's...
**[14:26] Hasegawa**
fitness instructor.
***SIGN*** [Note: There is a theory in Japanese history of Tenkai possibly being Mitsuhide Akechi.]
**[14:27] Shin**
You again?!
**[14:29] Shin**
I've never heard a rumor like that!
**[14:31] Shin**
And how long are you people going to drag on that instructor thing?!
**[14:35] Shin**
Have you been cursed by that instructor or something?!
**[14:37] Katsura**
Now, now.
**[14:38] Katsura**
There's no need for shouting.
**[14:41] Katsura**
It's merely nonsense from a commoner.
**[14:43] Katsura**
Only a samurai can guide you down the path of a samurai.
**[14:47] Shin**
Katsura-san!
**[14:47] Shin**
He's...!
**[14:49] Shin**
He's using rain to cleanse the city DORK burned down!
**[14:51] Katsura**
Leader.
**[14:53] Katsura**
Shinpachi-kun.
**[14:54] Katsura**
I shall teach you the knowhow of the samurai!
**[15:08] Katsura**
Hasegawa-san is correct.
**[15:11] Katsura**
Training should be a part of your daily life.
**[15:14] Katsura**
However, I have a question.
**[15:16] Katsura**
Is the strength you seek merely physical strength?
**[15:21] Katsura**
Is that what you seek from training?
**[15:25] Katsura**
Right.
**[15:26] Katsura**
The true purpose of training
**[15:28] Katsura**
is to push you to your limits
**[15:30] Katsura**
and discover your true self that remains hidden in ordinary times.
**[15:36] Both**
Your true self...
**[15:38] Katsura**
Exactly!
**[15:40] Katsura**
Once you've found that, you will not merely attain simple physical strength...
**[15:44] Katsura**
Yes! You will attain true strength!
**[15:50] Katsura**
Once, there was a man who discovered his true self.
**[16:03] Katsura**
He was a white-collar worker.
**[16:05] Katsura**
He always woke up at the same time, always got on the train at the same time,
**[16:10] Katsura**
always went to the same workplace, and always went home at the same time.
**[16:15] Katsura**
Never late. Never absent.
**[16:17] Katsura**
An excellent job performance.
**[16:18] Katsura**
He was the very picture of diligence,
**[16:21] Katsura**
but anyone that looked would find him a dull person.
**[16:25] Katsura**
However, the man never felt bored.
**[16:29] Katsura**
In fact, he had no interest in living his life any other way.
**[16:35] Katsura**
It was a bone-chilling winter morning...
**[16:38] Katsura**
The man attempted to get on the usual train at the usual station at the usual time.
**[16:44] Katsura**
But the difference was the presence of an old man standing in front of him.
**[16:48] Katsura**
Out of consideration for the old man, the man boarded through a different door.
**[16:57] Katsura**
When he reached the next station, the seat in front of the man was open.
**[17:01] Katsura**
This was rush hour.
**[17:02] Katsura**
Under normal circumstances that would be impossible.
**[17:04] Katsura**
Nobody around him moved towards the seat, so the man had no choice but to sit down.
**[17:09] Katsura**
After some more traveling, the train reached the man's stop.
**[17:13] Katsura**
To get off, he needed to leave his seat and make his way through the crowded train to the exit.
**[17:18] Katsura**
That was when the man thought...
**[17:20] Katsura**
"I'd rather get off at the next station and turn back instead of bothering all these people."
**[17:26] Katsura**
And then it was the next station...
**[17:28] Katsura**
And the next...
**[17:29] Katsura**
By the end, he'd decided to ride until the last stop.
**[17:35] Katsura**
"Yes... What's wrong with being late today?"
**[17:40] Katsura**
And he finally arrived
**[17:44] Katsura**
at the beach.
**[17:50] Katsura**
As the man stood in front of the ocean, he realized
**[17:53] Katsura**
that he was such a tiny existence...
**[17:56] Katsura**
That he'd been living in his own little world...
**[18:03] Katsura**
And so the man quit his job and went on a journey.
**[18:06] Katsura**
Yes, that was when he finally realized his true self hidden within and attained true strength.
**[18:15] Shin**
Why?!
**[18:17] Kagura**
Wow!
**[18:18] Shin**
No!
**[18:19] Shin**
You're not supposed to be impressed by that!
**[18:21] Shin**
And your flashbacks are always too long!
**[18:23] Shin**
And why would his true self be a bear?!
**[18:26] Shin**
Why are you making connections with Kagura-chan's picture?!
**[18:29] Katsura**
Well, I was up all night yesterday playing Altered Beast on Mega Drive.
***SIGN*** [Note: Mega Drive was called Sega Genesis in the United States.]
**[18:33] Shin**
That's not a reason!
**[18:35] Katsura**
But the bear's really strong.
**[18:37] Shin**
That's simplifying things too much!
**[18:38] Shin**
That only covers physical strength, no matter how you look at it!
**[18:42] Katsura**
Then I'll get to the subject at hand.
**[18:46] Katsura**
What training is required to become a true samurai.
***SIGN*** [Samurai]
**[18:50] Katsura**
Long ago, Gintoki and I trained in both the pen and the sword at the same school.
**[18:55] Katsura**
Yes, if I directly pass on the instruction received from our honorable teacher,
**[19:01] Katsura**
you should be able to become a true samurai like us.
**[19:06] Shin**
We'll go through your former training...?
**[19:11] Gin**
Hey, cut it out, Zura.
**[19:13] Gin**
That training's too dangerous.
**[19:14] Gin**
It's still too early for them...
**[19:16] Katsura**
They can handle it.
**[19:18] Katsura**
They do not merely seek strength.
**[19:22] Katsura**
Gintoki.
**[19:23] Katsura**
They want to fight by your side.
**[19:27] Katsura**
Do you think a little hardship will be enough to beat them down?
**[19:31] Katsura**
You should know the answer very well.
**[19:36] Katsura**
The training will be harsh, but I'm sure you can endure it.
**[19:47] Katsura**
I like the look in your eyes.
**[19:50] Katsura**
Okay, then start by putting these turtle shells on your back.
**[19:53] Katsura**
They're heavy, but you're not allowed to remove them.
**[19:57] Katsura**
Okay, now you have to go search for a certain item while wearing those weights.
**[20:02] Katsura**
I'm going to throw this rock that has "Katsura" written on it outside.
***SIGN*** [Katsura]
**[20:06] Katsura**
You must discern this perfectly ordinary stone, besides for the "Katsura" written on it,
**[20:09] Katsura**
from the other stones, and bring it back here.
**[20:11] Katsura**
There's only one stone.
**[20:13] Katsura**
Whoever doesn't bring it back doesn't get dinner tonight.
**[20:15] Katsura**
And just so you know, you won't be able to pick up a random stone and write "Katsura" on it.
**[20:20] Katsura**
I can tell from the handwriting.
**[20:23] Katsura**
Okay, then go!
**[20:27] Shin**
What is this?!
**[20:28] Shin**
What is this training?!
**[20:29] Shin**
We've definitely seen this before!
***SIGN*** [Note: Again, a training done in Dxxxxn Baxx. Manga Vol. 3 to be specific.]
**[20:31] Katsura**
What?
**[20:32] Katsura**
Has someone ripped me off?
**[20:34] Shin**
You're the one who ripped it off!
**[20:35] Katsura**
That's odd.
**[20:37] Katsura**
I remember our teacher doing the same...
**[20:38] Shin**
What?
**[20:39] Shin**
Are you trying to say that you're a student of Master Roshi?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Master Roshi. Character from Dxxxxn Baxx.]
**[20:42] Gin**
Hey, Zura.
**[20:45] Gin**
That's totally wrong.
**[20:46] Gin**
You're the fool.
**[20:47] Katsura**
Huh?
**[20:48] Katsura**
This wasn't how it went?
**[20:49] Gin**
It wasn't.
**[20:50] Gin**
It was a mistake to lend the entire Dragon Boozu series to an idiot like you.
***SIGN*** [Note: Dragon Boozu is a Gin Tama parody of Dxxxxn Baxx.]
**[20:54] Shin**
Right?
**[20:55] Shin**
Don't surprise me, Gin-san.
**[20:58] Shin**
I almost thought you became strong through this copycat training.
**[21:02] Gin**
Hey, give me a break.
**[21:04] Gin**
It was totally different.
**[21:06] Gin**
Nothing like this.
**[21:08] Gin**
First of all, we were carrying fitness instructors, not turtle shells.
**[21:12] Shin**
Heeyyy!
**[21:13] Shin**
Cut it out, you freaks!
**[21:14] Shin**
I told you to drop it already!
**[21:17] Shin**
And where did these people come from?!
***SIGN*** [Gin]
**[21:21] Gin**
I'm going to throw this instructor that has "Gin" written on it outside.
**[21:24] Shin**
Why are the instructors the ones being thrown?!
**[21:27] Gin**
The instructor on the back of the person who doesn't return them doesn't get dinner.
**[21:31] Shin**
Why?!
**[21:32] Shin**
The instructor didn't do anything wrong!
**[21:34] Gin**
And you won't be able to pick up a random instructor and write "Gin" on it.
**[21:39] Shin**
There aren't random instructors standing around!
**[21:41] Gin**
I can tell from the handwriting.
**[21:42] Shin**
You can tell from the instructors' faces!
**[21:43] Shin**
I can't take this anymore!
**[21:45] Kagura**
We were fools for asking you people!
**[21:49] Shin**
We won't depend on anyone else!
**[21:51] Shin**
We'll find our own method of becoming stronger!
**[21:53] Shin**
Thank you very much!
**[21:55] Kagura**
Just wait and see!
**[21:56] Kagura**
We'll become so strong you'll be shocked!
**[22:07] Gin**
That's how it should be.
**[22:10] Katsura**
You must choose your own path by yourself.
**[22:13] Gin**
They've cleared the first stage of training.
**[22:17] Tae**
I won't go easy on them if they whine.
**[22:19] Hasegawa**
We're always watching over them.
**[22:22] Instructor**
Yes, because we are...
**[22:30] All**
your instructors in life.
***SIGN***
**[24:05] Okita**
Hijikata-san.
**[24:06] Okita**
I think we screwed up.
**[24:08] Hijikata**
Looks like we've been captured.
**[24:11] Okita**
Yes. And after getting the spotlight for the first time in 19 episodes.
**[24:14] Hijikata**
The next episode:
**[24:15] Hijikata**
"Zip Up Your Fly Nice and slowly." Women wouldn't understand.
***SIGN*** [Hijikata and Okita are locked in a room by the mysterious villain Jigsaw.]
***SIGN*** [Fear and paranoia abound... Forced to make a choice... The game for these two men's lives begins.]
***SIGN*** [See you next time.]