E90 - "The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad"

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[00:06] Hasegawa
    Someone said...
[00:09] Hasegawa
    ...that even if your life is worthless, it'll eventually bring good luck.
[00:15] Hasegawa
    But that's just a lie.
[00:19] Hasegawa
    I'm a totally useless old man,
[00:21] Hasegawa
    and I've never heard of a god who would bestow charity on someone like me.
SIGN    [Teriyaki Western Bar JANGO] [Note: Spoof of the movie "Sukiyaki Western Django."]
[00:30] Hasegawa
    Until today, that is.
[00:37] Hasegawa
    What a seedy bar...
[00:39] Hasegawa
    There're so many shabby customers here that are just like me.
[00:46] Hasegawa
    This place is a real dunghill, but...
[00:52] Hasegawa
    ...there is a goddess...
[00:55] Customer
    Come on! Jessica-chan! Look at me!
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Sin City and the actress Jessica Alba who played the dancer.]
[00:58] Hasegawa
    Jessica... It sounds like the name of a goddess.
[01:13] Hasegawa
    It looks like my luck is changing.
[01:19] Hasegawa
    Nope, I'm totally wrong.
[01:21] Man A
    You don't have any money and yet you walk into this bar?! What a loser!
[01:23] Man B
    Get out of here, you bastard!
[01:26] Hasegawa
    How true is it, "There's one law for the rich, and another for the poor."
[01:30] Hasegawa
    The poor guy is a loser dog, after all.
[02:20] Hasegawa
    What a wonderful life. Damn it...
SIGN    [The man who was run over by a mysterious old geezer is Madao, Taizo Hasegawa (38 years old).]
SIGN    
SIGN    [This is the "totally useless old man." Will something happen during his hospital stay?]
[04:03] Gintoki
    Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where did you get these?
[04:06] Gintoki
    Did you go to Ryugujo, old lady? Your face does look like a prune.
SIGN    [Note: Ryugujo is a palace at the bottom of the sea where the Dragon God lives.]
[04:10] Otose
    I'm going to kill you, mop head! My friend gave these to me.
[04:14] Otose
    The fridge broke, so they all went bad. Please help us throw them out.
[04:19] Gintoki
    I wish I could help eat them. What a waste.
[04:23] Otose
    Hey, you! Don't even think about eating these.
[04:27] Otose
    You'll get food poisoning from eating rotten crabs.
[04:29] Shinpachi
    Stop saying things like that.
[04:31] Shinpachi
    Even someone like me wouldn't stoop to eating rotten food.
[04:34] Gintoki
    When crab rots, it can't be eaten. But when a samurai rots, it's still a samurai.
[04:39] Kagura
    Remember that, old lady.
[04:41] Otose
    Yeah, yeah... Just get rid of it.
[04:45] Kagura
    Ow...
[04:48] Gintoki
    My stomach is spinning!
[04:55] Otose
    That's why I told them not to eat it.
[04:57] Catherine
    They're so stupid...
[05:02] Otose
    Hurry up and go see a doctor, too, stupid.
SIGN    ["The More Delicious the Food, The Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad"]
[05:13] Hasegawa
    It's said that when your life drops to its lowest point, then there's nowhere to go but up.
[05:18] Hasegawa
    But I don't know where the lowest point is.
[05:22] Hasegawa
    Anyway, I only remember the bad things.
[05:25] Hasegawa
    I lost my job, my wife left me and people called me "Madao."
SIGN    ["I can't live with a Madao like you anymore. From Hatsu."]
[05:30] Hasegawa
    Even kids held me in contempt.
[05:33] Hasegawa
    I'm injured in mind and body, and God is still giving me unwelcome presents like this,
[05:37] Hasegawa
    as if laughing at me.
[05:42] Hasegawa
    There's nothing I can do but laugh...
[05:46] Hasegawa
    Just kill me already! You must hate me, right, God?!
[05:50] ---
    I hate you, too, idiot!
[05:52] Uchino
    Hasegawa-san...
[05:53] Uchino
    Geez. I told you not to smoke in here.
[05:57] Hasegawa
    Ah... Sorry...I just...
[05:59] Uchino
    And you shouldn't walk around yet.
[06:01] Uchino
    It's not good for your injuries. Let's get back to your room.
[06:04] Hasegawa
    Y-Yeah...
[06:05] Hasegawa
    She's Uchino-san, a nurse at this hospital. She's a sweet person.
[06:11] Hasegawa
    Takes good care of others and gives me a lot of attention.
[06:13] Hasegawa
    To all the patients, she's like an angel.
[06:16] Hasegawa
    For me, it's like a dream that she's taking care of me like this.
[06:21] Hasegawa
    But this dream can't last...
[06:24] Hasegawa
    ...because a dream is...
[06:26] Shinpachi
    You said food tastes best just before it goes bad! That was completely rotten!
[06:31] Gintoki
    Don't go blaming this on me!
[06:33] Gintoki
    Anyone past the age of sixteen is responsible for their own stomach, idiot!
[06:36] Shinpachi
    What?! You mop-head!
[06:38] Gintoki
    You want to fight, Four-eyes?!
[06:40] Kagura
    Nurse, seconds, please!
[06:42] Uchino
    Ah, they just checked in today. Please get along with them.
[06:47] Hasegawa
    Yes...my dreams always turn into nightmares.
[06:51] Head Nurse
    Hey!
[06:53] Head Nurse
    What are you guys doing?!
[06:55] Uchino
    Head nurse!
[06:56] Head Nurse
    Stop it, you no good patients!
[07:00] Hasegawa
    Why me?!
[07:01] Uchino
    Please stop it, Head Nurse! Stop! Stop!
[07:03] Kagura
    Hey, another helping please!
[07:05] Uchino
    I see... You are all friends of Hasegawa-san.
[07:09] Uchino
    That's good for you, Hasegawa-san. Now you won't feel lonely staying at the hospital.
[07:13] Hasegawa
    That's not it, Uchino-san. We both just have rotten luck.
[07:16] Gintoki
    Hey, hey. We're a little sensitive to the word "rotten." So, please don't say it.
[07:22] Gintoki
    But I guess you're really out of luck.
[07:24] Gintoki
    You were run over by a car driven by a mysterious man?
[07:26] Gintoki
    It's rare to encounter a mystery man in civilized society.
[07:31] Hasegawa
    Hey, why are you eating all my get-well gifts as if it was yours?
[07:36] Shinpachi
    Hasegawa-san, you're a living reminder that there are worse things than food poisoning.
[07:41] Kagura
    Thank you, Banana Old Man.
[07:43] Hasegawa
    No, no. It's not "Banana Old Man." It's "Old Man's Banana."
[07:47] Uchino
    You're eating right after getting food poisoning? You guys must be really healthy.
[07:51] Uchino
    Hasegawa-san, you should eat a lot and get well soon!
[07:54] Hasegawa
    Why is a healthy person like you eating it, too?!
[07:57] Uchino
    Well, I have to get back to work.
[07:59] Uchino
    Please be nice to each other.
[08:01] Uchino
    Ouch!
[08:03] Shinpachi
    ...Gin-san, nurses are really amazing, aren't they?
[08:06] Gintoki
    For example, take a woman who's a 7...
[08:09] Gintoki
    Put her in a nurse's uniform and she becomes a 10.
[08:12] Kagura
    Really? Then if I wear a nurse's uniform, I'll be awesome. What would my score be?
[08:18] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    A 3!
[08:19] Kagura
    Hey, what does that mean?
[08:20] Kagura
    But then I'd have to start from zero. Is it starting from zero? Hey!
[08:26] Hasegawa
    But something's strange...
[08:28] Gintoki
    Huh?
[08:29] Hasegawa
    ...about Uchino-san...
[08:30] Hasegawa
    She always was a klutz, but she's really out of her head these days.
[08:35] Hasegawa
    She's not the kind of girl who'd eat someone else's banana.
[08:39] Gintoki
    What? You're still pissed off about bananas?
[08:43] Gintoki
    Are you a reincarnated chimpanzee, you idiot?!
[08:45] Hasegawa
    I'm not talking about bananas! I'm just worried there's something wrong with her!
[08:51] Hasegawa
    Speak of the devil...
[08:53] Hasegawa
    What is she doing? Why is her face all red?
[08:59] Hasegawa
    It looks like she's staring into that patient's room...
[09:02] Gintoki
    Ah-ha!
[09:03] Gintoki
    Hasegawa-san, she looks to be sick, but not physically sick.
[09:08] Hasegawa
    Hey, hey... Don't tell me...
[09:10] Hasegawa
    Look, they're all old farts. There's no way she's lovesick for them.
[09:14] Gintoki
    She's got a daddy complex. Daddy complex.
[09:15] Gintoki
    Looking at wrinkled ball sacks made her remember her dead father.
[09:19] Hasegawa
    Why ball sacks?! You could've just said "wrinkly face"!
[09:21] Hasegawa
    You just like to say "ball sacks"!
[09:24] Hasegawa
    ...Huh? Whoa! Wh-What's that?! There's something weird over there.
[09:27] Gintoki
    Huh? That is...
[09:29] Gintoki
    Zu...
[09:30] Gintoki
    ...Zura?!
[09:36] Uchino
    Hey, that's not very nice, you know...
[09:38] Uchino
    ...Spying on me from behind... Well, it can't be helped if you've already found out.
[09:44] Uchino
    That's right... I'm in love...with him...
[09:48] Uchino
    I don't even know anything about him. He's not even my patient.
[09:52] Uchino
    But when we passed each other in the hallway...
[10:00] Uchino
    He had these intense and beautiful eyes... I can't stop thinking about him...
[10:12] Gintoki
    Hey, Uchee, I hate to say it, but that guy's trouble.
[10:16] Gintoki
    He doesn't look it, but he's a wanted-
[10:18] Uchino
    I don't care!
[10:19] Uchino
    That's all right... I kind of understood...
[10:22] Uchino
    that he's someone I shouldn't get close to. He's from another world...
[10:29] Uchino
    And I won't be able to see him again, anyway...
[10:33] Uchino
    As it is... I don't know him very well... Just as a beautiful memory...I'll keep in my heart.
[10:46] Hasegawa
    You're satisfied with that?
[10:49] Uchino
    Talking it out makes me feel a lot better. Thank you.
[11:00] Shinpachi
    It looks like Katsura-san is here just to look after Elizabeth-san.
[11:04] Kagura
    Elizabeth was also run over by a mysterious old geezer.
[11:07] Gintoki
    Really? There're so many mysterious old men around that no one's mysterious anymore.
[11:11] Gintoki
    They're just ordinary old men!
[11:13] Shinpachi
    That's not going to work at all. Ah, I know! Let's just call him "Na-san" for short.
SIGN    [Note: Nazo means "mysterious." Thus Na-san.]
[11:19] Hasegawa
    I really don't care.
[11:22] Hasegawa
    Gin-san, you're a friend of Katsura-san, right? Can't you do something?
[11:27] Gintoki
    Huh? You trying to play cupid?
[11:31] Gintoki
    An arrow shot by a cupid whose wife dumped him won't even pierce a tissue.
[11:34] Gintoki
    It's like Pochy. Pochy.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Picky = Pochy]
[11:35] Hasegawa
    You leave Hatsu out of this!
[11:37] Gintoki
    Convincing a stubborn person like him is impossible. It's impossible.
[11:40] Gintoki
    He's really hardheaded, like a junior high school student.
[11:43] Gintoki
    Besides, I don't want to owe him anything.
[11:46] Hasegawa
    You guys, when are you going to pay me back for wrecking my convenience store?
[11:50] All
    Ah...
[11:52] Hasegawa
    I had a series of misfortunes and was really depressed.
[11:55] Hasegawa
    She really eased my heart, even though it was just part of her job...
[12:01] Hasegawa
    ...she gave me hope.
[12:04] Hasegawa
    I'll be out of the hospital soon, so I want to pay her back somehow... And, you know...
[12:13] Hasegawa
    ...a good woman deserves to be happy.
[12:27] Katsura
    So they're discharging you tomorrow...
[12:30] Katsura
    But you really had a lot of grief this time, Elizabeth.
[12:33] Katsura
    Next time when you cross the street,
[12:35] Katsura
    you've got to check for cars even if it's a green light.
[12:40] Katsura
    Just hitting the stone bridge before crossing isn't enough in this mad world.
[12:45] Katsura
    You need to shoot it with a bazooka before crossing.
[12:47] Gintoki
    Hmm... You may be young, but you know the score!
[12:53] Gintoki
    But that's still positive thinking, right, Hasegawa-kun?
[12:55] Gintoki
    It's sweeter than scrambled eggs made by an old lady, right, Hasegawa-kun?
SIGN    [Note: A word play on the word Amai which has two meanings, "Optimistic" and "Sweet"]
[12:59] Hasegawa
    That's right, Doctor.
[13:01] Gintoki
    After destroying the stone bridge with a bazooka,
[13:03] Gintoki
    you should cross over the concrete bridge next to it with a jet, right, Hasegawa-kun?
[13:08] Hasegawa
    Doctor, I wouldn't know anything about crossing bridges.
[13:11] Gintoki
    Anyway, I have something to ask you, young man.
[13:13] Hasegawa
    How about I give you a checkup?
[13:17] Katsura
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[13:19] Katsura
    Hands off me! I'm healthy. Where are you taking me?
SIGN    [Neurosurgical Wing]
[13:23] Katsura
    I said I don't need it.
[13:26] Katsura
    I don't have the time to worry about my own health.
[13:29] Katsura
    Protecting the country is my only mission.
[13:31] Gintoki
    What are you saying, young man?
[13:33] Gintoki
    How're you gonna take care of the country when you can't even look after yourself?
[13:38] ---
    Take a look at this.
[13:39] Gintoki
    This is a photo of your brain we just took.
[13:42] Katsura
    I don't remember having that taken.
[13:44] Gintoki
    It was taken just a while ago, like "crunch," right, Hasegawa-kun?
[13:47] Katsura
    "Crunch"? Can taking X-ray photos sound like eating a snack, Hasegawa-kun?
[13:52] Gintoki
    Please look right here. Here.
[13:53] Gintoki
    You see this ominous dark spot, right?
[13:56] ---
    Huh? Hey, the dark spot has grown larger. What's going on?
[13:59] Kagura
    No...
[14:00] Gintoki
    You bastard! I told you to use a permanent marker.
[14:02] Kagura
    Doctor, please stop.
[14:03] Kagura
    We don't want the patients to know we're having an affair!
[14:07] Katsura
    I'm leaving.
[14:08] Shinpachi
    W-W-Wait, please calm down.
[14:10] Shinpachi
    The ink was only to mark the troubled spot!
[14:14] Shinpachi
    There's something terrible going on in your brain right now.
[14:17] Hasegawa
    If you don't take care of it quickly, in a matter of days your head will...uh...it'll go BOOM.
[14:23] Shinpachi
    What's with that?
[14:25] Hasegawa
    If you don't check in to the hospital, your head will go BOOM.
[14:28] Katsura
    ...My head will go BOOM?
[14:30] Katsura
    Stop clowning around.
[14:32] Hasegawa/Shinpachi (M)
    Damn it! Did he find out?!
[14:34] Katsura
    I can't fall ill when my country needs me! Please cure me!
[14:40] Hasegawa (M)
    Ah...
[14:41] Shinpachi (M)
    This guy's a moron...
[14:43] Hasegawa
    D-Don't worry. You'll be okay if you just check into the hospital!
[14:46] Katsura
    I don't have time to stay in a hospital.
[14:48] Katsura
    I don't care if the treatment is harsh. Just quickly cure me.
[14:51] Gintoki
    You're really something... It's not our fault if you die.
[14:54] ---
    Kagurazaka-kun, get me that thing!
[14:56] Kagura
    I don't what "that" is.
[14:58] Gintoki
    Just prepare whatever. Or I'll kill you, Kagurazaka-kun.
[15:02] Gintoki
    Anyway, we're going to take your Zentogen, so come over here... Zentogen?
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Rentogen, the Japanese word for X-ray.]
[15:06] Gintoki
    What're Zentogen, Hasegawa-kun?
[15:08] Hasegawa
    How do I know? You're the one who wants it!!
[15:11] Gintoki
    Well, it's all right. It's a powerful machine that will uproot the source of your illness.
[15:14] Gintoki
    Get inside the machine. Go!
[15:17] Katsura
    Where's the machine?!
[15:19] Katsura
    That can't be...
[15:20] Kagura
    Just get inside.
SIGN    [Box says: Extra Stiff Adult Diapers]
[15:22] ---
    Inside!
[15:24] Gintoki
    Let's do it! Beat him up so they'll keep him in the hospital!
[15:37] Katsura
    Gintoki!
[15:39] Katsura
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[15:41] Katsura
    Hey, tell me, what's going on?
[15:45] Hasegawa
    Katsura-san, I'm really sorry. We have no resentment towards you. But just...
[15:55] Hasegawa
    Don't say anything, just check into the hospital!!
[15:58] Katsura
    Have you guys gone mad?! I'll make you bite off your own heads!
[16:09] Uchino
    Hasegawa-san!
[16:13] Uchino
    What's the matter? What happened?
[16:23] Hasegawa
    Uchino-san...You're still young...
[16:27] Hasegawa
    You shouldn't give up so easily...
[16:36] Uchino
    Hasegawa-san!
[16:39] Katsura
    My health isn't just important to me. It's for the country.
[16:43] Katsura
    I won't let you guys mess me up so easily...
[16:46] Head Nurse
    Hey!
[16:48] Katsura
    ...Huh?
[16:55] Head Nurse
    What are you guys doing?!
[16:58] Uchino
    Head Nurse! Please stop, Head Nurse!
[17:11] Hasegawa
    Kill me! Kill me!
[17:14] Hasegawa
    Kill me! Kill me!
[17:25] Gintoki
    Ouch... Gee, what a mess.
[17:29] Gintoki
    Why do we have to stay in the hospital longer?!
[17:32] Kagura
    Well, interfering with someone's love affairs can only bring bad luck.
[17:36] Shinpachi
    But that's all right. Something like this happens only once in a while.
[17:40] Shinpachi
    I heard that Katsura-san was hospitalized after all.
[17:43] Shinpachi
    Looks like the head nurse beat him to a pulp.
[17:46] Shinpachi
    The rest is up to Uchino-san. There's nothing more we can do.
[17:51] Hasegawa
    Speaking of that... It looks like Uchino-san has confessed.
[17:56] Hasegawa
    All the patients are so excited! It's like their Uchee has a boyfriend.
[18:01] Gintoki
    What?! You're kidding!!
[18:03] Hasegawa
    She was going to forget about him, but then she got her chance.
[18:06] Hasegawa
    She must have felt like she had to do something.
[18:10] Gintoki
    Do you really think so?
[18:14] Gintoki
    A totally useless old man... Maybe he gave her some courage?
[18:22] Hasegawa
    Idiot...
[18:28] Hasegawa
    There's no way a lady in love would notice a Madao.
[18:33] Gintoki
    But I still can't believe... About Zura...
[18:36] Shinpachi
    Ah, look over there.
[18:37] Uchino
    You see? Over there!
[18:39] Gintoki
    Wow, it looks like she's having fun.
[18:42] Gintoki
    It's so good to be young...
[18:46] Shinpachi
    Who's that?
[18:47] Kagura
    It's her boyfriend with the intense eyes who's from a different world.
[18:51] Gintoki
    ...Ah, I see... That's what it is...
[18:55] Gintoki
    Here we go...
[19:02] Nurse A
    Hey, did you hear about Uchino-san?
[19:05] Nurse B
    Yeah, I heard. It's unbelievable.
[19:07] Nurse B
    Why is she with that thing?
[19:09] Nurse A
    I was certain she liked the guy with the long hair.
[19:12] Nurse A
    And, you know... That strange thing was also hit by a mysterious old geezer.
[19:15] Nurse A
    Just like the man with sunglasses.
[19:17] Nurse B
    That's right.
[19:18] Nurse A
    Who is the mysterious old geezer, anyway?
[19:22] Nurse A
    Mysterious old man is too long, so why don't you call him "Na-san"?
[19:25] Nurse B
    Sounds perfect!
[19:26] Matsudaira
    Excuse me, ladies.
[19:29] Matsudaira
    How about having lunch during lunch time?
SIGN    [Spoof of scene from Sin City movie.]
SIGN    ["Gin-san Has Turned Into An Invisible Man"]
[21:30] Gintoki
    I feel awful. Am I still hung over from drinking sake last night? Here we go...
[21:41] Gintoki
    Huh? No one's here. Hey, Kagura, it's morning. Wake up!
[21:50] Gintoki
    Huh? Huh? What's this? I can't see myself! What does this mean? Eh?
[21:56] Gintoki
    It's not just that I can't see myself, but I'm also invisible! Wh-Wh-What's going on?!
[22:00] Gintoki
    Invisible man? Did I turn into an invisible man?!
[22:05] Gintoki
    Hey, Kagura! Oh, my god! Kagura, wake up! Kagura!
[22:10] Kagura
    What? Gin-chan? You're too noisy this early in the morning... Huh?
[22:15] Kagura
    Where are you, Gin-chan?
[22:18] Gintoki
    Even Kagura has turned invisible!
[22:20] Kagura
    Invisible? Huh? I can't see myself? What's this? What's going on?
[22:25] Gintoki
    I really don't know, but we've become invisible men.
[22:30] Kagura
    What?! An invisible man has appeared?
[22:33] Kagura
    But an invisible man shouldn't be able to appear!
[22:35] Gintoki
    Stop saying things like "Mii and Kay."
SIGN    [Note: Mii and Kay make up the PINK LADY duo band who's hit song was "Invisible Man."]
[22:38] Gintoki
    Anyway, we can't see ourselves! What does this mean?
[22:41] Gintoki
    D-D-Don't tell me that you're naked...right now, Kagura!
[22:45] Kagura
    But I can't see you either, Gin-chan.
[22:47] Gintoki
    What?! Oh, it's true! This is really bad.
[22:51] Gintoki
    Even if we're like father and daughter,
[22:53] Gintoki
    a young man and girl naked under one roof is...
[22:56] Kagura
    I'm not a little girl anymore.
[22:58] Gintoki
    No! Where's your common sense?! Don't say something like that!
[23:03] Kagura
    Sadaharu! He's invisible, too!
[23:06] Gintoki
    Ow... Huh? I'm wearing my clothes.
[23:10] Gintoki
    Even my clothes are invisible. What's really going on?
[23:13] Kagura
    I'm completely naked.
[23:14] Gintoki
    What?!
[23:14] Kagura
    Just kidding.
[23:15] Gintoki
    Don't make fun of adults!
[23:17] Kagura
    Ouch! You're so mean, Gin-chan.
[23:19] Gintoki
    But I can't believe even Sadaharu is invisible.
[23:22] Gintoki
    Ow, ow, ow! He's biting me! Biting! Sadaharu is biting me!
[23:25] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[23:26] Gintoki
    Oh, it's Shinpachi!
[23:28] Shinpachi
    We have a problem!
[23:29] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, we have a problem!
[23:31] Shinpachi
    Ouch...
[23:33] Gintoki
    Shinpachi?! Don't tell me you're invisible, too.
[23:36] Shinpachi
    Everyone in Edo has turned invisible.
[23:39] Shinpachi
    But the strange thing is, even their clothes and glasses are invisible.
[23:42] Kagura
    I'm completely naked.
[23:43] Shinpachi
    What?!
[23:44] Kagura
    Just kidding.
[23:45] Gintoki
    I already told you, stop it.
[23:46] Kagura
    Ouch!
[23:46] Shinpachi
    Anyway, we have to find the cause...
[23:48] Shinpachi
    Ow, ow, ow! He's biting me! Biting! Sadaharu is biting me!
[23:51] Kagura
    Sadaharu, stop it!
[23:52] Gintoki
    Ouch! Kagura, that's not Sadaharu.
[23:54] Kagura
    Sadaharu, no!
[23:55] Shinpachi
    Ouch! Kagura-chan, that's me!
[23:57] Kagura
    Hey, Sadaharu!
[23:59] Shinpachi
    Ow! Kagura-chan, you knew all along and you're doing it on purpose?
[24:01] Kagura
    Of course not!
[24:02] Shinpachi
    Ow!
[24:03] Gintoki
    Anyway, regardless of what we're doing here,
[24:05] Gintoki
    the people watching us on TV can only see the background.
[24:08] Gintoki
    What the hell is going on?!
SIGN    [Director of Photography]
[24:11] Someone
    Ah, I forgot to turn on the cell.
SIGN    [Cell A - Gin-san]
SIGN    [BG - Yorozuya] [Cell C] [BG]
[24:14] All
    Ah...
[24:25] Gintoki
    The next episode... "If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving."
SIGN    
SIGN    [Because they've been neglecting their health, Kagura and the girls are experiencing extreme weight gain.]
SIGN    [They've come to the Fasting Dojo to go on a fearless diet!]