E114 - “They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce”

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SIGN    [Oh no! We forgot!]
SIGN    [We should have done something on The Toyako Summit!]
SIGN    [Note: 38th G8 Summit took place in Lake Toya, Hokkaido,
    which is also the name of Gintoki's wooden sword.]
SIGN    [Oedo Mart]
[01:41] Kuriko
    One creamy jumbo cream
    puff, one shrimp gratin...
[01:44] Kuriko
    One jumbo pork jowl meat lunch.
    All together, that's 1,038 yen.
[01:49] Kuriko
    Please watch your weight.
[01:51] Kuriko
    Thank you very much.
[01:53] Employee A
    Kuriko-chan, aren't you tired?
[01:55] Employee A
    Want to take a break with me?
[01:58] Kuriko
    Sure.
[01:59] Employee B
    Hey, why is she taking
    a break with you?!
[02:02] Employee C
    That's right! No cheating!
[02:04] Employee A
    Shut up!
[02:05] Employee B
    Why don't you take a break with me?!
[02:07] Employee C
    What are you saying? With me!!
[02:10] Employee A
    Say, you want to take a break with
    me, don't you, Kuriko-chan?
[02:11] Employee B
    No, with me, right?
[02:13] Employee C
    With me, right?
[02:14] Employee A
    Want to fight?!
[02:15] Employee B
    Bring it on, damn it!!
[02:16] Employee C
    Step outside!!
SIGN    
[02:25] Matsudaira
    As the saying goes, "Spare
    the rod, spoil the child."
[02:29] Matsudaira
    But I won't allow it. I won't allow those
[02:32] Matsudaira
    lowly cockroaches to breathe
    the same air she does!
[02:36] Matsudaira
    Hey, Toshi! Be my spotter for a second!!
[02:38] Hijikata
    Hold on!! This is the same as last time!!
[02:41] Hijikata
    This time, you're after your
    daughter's work friends?!
[02:43] Matsudaira
    They're not her friends!!
[02:45] Matsudaira
    Papa-rin will never allow her to associate
    with such disgusting men!!
SIGN    [Note: Paparin is a cute way of saying "Papa."]
[02:49] Hijikata
    Shut up!! I took a break
    from work to come here.
[02:52] Hijikata
    You're just trying to stop your daughter's
    work friends from hitting on her?!
[02:55] ---
    I can't do this. I'm leaving!!
[02:57] Matsudaira
    Hey, wait. When did I ask you to do that?
[03:00] Matsudaira
    I just want to kill those men.
[03:03] Hijikata
    There's no way I'm doing that either!!
[03:05] Hijikata
    Besides, I can kind of understand it...
[03:08] Hijikata
    If you're trying to get her to break
    up with a boyfriend, like before...
[03:11] Hijikata
    I'll give you that...
[03:12] Hijikata
    But this time, they're not even dating.
[03:15] Hijikata
    They look like they were
    just hitting on her.
[03:17] Matsudaira
    Once they're hitting on her, it's too late!!
[03:19] Matsudaira
    I need to take the initiative. I need to
    kill them before they try anything!!
[03:22] Hijikata
    Kondo-san, do something
    about this stupid parent.
[03:25] Kondo
    Who are you calling Kondo?
[03:27] Kondo
    Gorilla 13 appears once again!!
    Pops, I'll help you out!!
[03:31] Okita
    Sogo 13 appears once again because
    this looks interesting.
SIGN    [Note: Gorilla 13 and Sogo 13 are a parody of the Golgo 13 manga series.]
[03:35] Matsudaira
    All right, Kondo, you take
    the one on the left.
[03:38] Matsudaira
    Sogo, you take the one on the right.
    I'll take out the one in the middle!
[03:40] Hijikata
    Hey!! I told you this is just like last time!!
[03:43] Hijikata
    Anyway, don't do anything rash!!
[03:45] Hijikata
    In short, you want them
    to give up on her, right?
[03:48] Hijikata
    There are a lot of easier ways to do that.
[03:50] Hijikata
    I'll go over there and easily settle this.
[03:55] Matsudaira
    Oh? You've got quite a bit of confidence.
[03:58] Matsudaira
    If you go as far as to say that, Toshi,
    I guess I'll leave this to you.
[04:02] Okita
    Pops, you can't trust this guy!!
[04:05] Okita
    He's the guy who betrayed
    us at the amusement park.
[04:08] Okita
    I'll go.
[04:09] Okita
    I'll shove a ton of enemas up their asses
    and make them crap their pants.
[04:14] Kondo
    Toshi, Kuriko-chan's the type of girl who isn't disgusted
    even if her boyfriend craps his pants.
[04:19] ---
    When I crap my pants, you guys
    are so disgusted with me.
[04:22] ---
    How are you going to attack them?
[04:24] Matsudaira
    Now, hold on, Kondo, Sogo.
    Toshi is pretty confident.
[04:29] ---
    This is convenient.
[04:30] ---
    I want you to pay us back for what you
    did to us at the amusement park.
[04:34] Matsudaira
    Come on, Toshi, you'll do it, right?
[04:36] Matsudaira
    You will, won't you? I'm counting on you.
[04:51] Kuriko
    Welcome.
[04:57] Kuriko
    Welcome.
[05:01] Kuriko
    Unkel. That'll be 1,520 yen.
SIGN    [Note: Unkel is a parody of Yunker, an energy drink.]
[05:04] Kuriko
    I'm sorry you have to
    work so late at night.
[05:07] Kuriko
    Thank you very much.
[05:09] Employee A
    Kuriko-chan. Kuriko-chan, what
    do you do on your days off?
[05:13] ---
    I happen to have two tickets for "My Neighbor
    Pedro 2: Rodriguez's Day Off."
SIGN    [Note: "My Neighbor Pedro" is a parody of "My Neighbor Totoro."]
[05:18] Employee B
    Kuriko-chan.
[05:19] ---
    I happen to be in a band
    called Spaceship Earth.
[05:21] ---
    We're going to have a concert soon.
[05:23] Employee C
    Kuriko-chan.
[05:25] ---
    Kuriko-chan, do you like going for rides?
    I'll take you out to the bay in my 750.
[05:28] Employee A
    What's your problem?! Don't cut in!!
[05:30] Employee B
    What about you? No cheating!!
[05:31] Employee C
    You're being a nuisance to Kuriko-chan!!
[05:33] Employee A
    Who are you calling a nuisance?!
[05:35] Employee B
    We're calling you a nuisance...
[05:36] Employee B
    Because you are one!!
[05:37] Employee C
    That's right!!
[05:39] Hijikata
    His daughter isn't even talking to them.
[05:41] Hijikata
    Pops sure is troublesome when
    he acts like a stupid parent.
[05:45] Omittedkondo
    He's just continuing to act as
    if he's reading that JUMP.
[05:46] Omittedkondo
    He's not moving at all.
[05:48] Matsudaira
    What is he doing?
[05:50] Kondo
    He moved!!
[05:53] Matsudaira
    He's just turning the page!!
[05:55] Okita
    Is he reading that JUMP for real?
[06:00] Kuriko
    That man by the magazine rack...
[06:03] Kuriko
    I think I've seen him before...
SIGN    [Katakuriko Matsudaira]
[06:12] Hijikata
    Hello? This is Hijikata.
[06:14] Matsudaira
    Toshi, how long are you going
    to keep reading that JUMP?
[06:18] Matsudaira
    Get moving already!!
[06:19] ---
    Make them crap their
    pants or something.
[06:21] ---
    Just do it! If you don't, I'll cry.
    I'll cry while I shoot them.
[06:28] Hijikata
    All right.
[06:31] Hijikata
    Oh well, I guess I have to make
    them crap their pants.
[06:36] Employee A
    Why don't we watch Pedro?
[06:38] Employee B
    Come to my live performance!
[06:41] Employee C
    A ride would be fun!
[06:44] Employee A
    She's going to see Pedro!!
[06:46] Employee B
    I said that she's going to
    my live performance!!
[06:47] Employee C
    We're going for a ride!!
[06:51] Hijikata
    I'll take this!
[06:53] Kuriko
    Oh. Welcome.
[06:59] Hijikata (Mono)
    I won't kill them. I'll just scare them.
[07:04] Kuriko
    Mayonnaise...
[07:12] Kuriko
    It's you!!
[07:16] Kuriko
    You're Mayo 13-sama!
[07:18] Hijikata (Mono)
    Oh no!!
[07:20] Employee C
    K-K-K-Kuriko-san?
[07:22] Employee A
    W-Who is that man?
[07:24] Employee B
    What's your relationship with him?
[07:27] Hijikata (Mono)
    Wait! I can use this...
[07:32] Hijikata
    She's my woman.
[07:34] Hijikata
    Our relationship is like that of a love
    affair between a hopeless pimp
[07:37] Hijikata
    and a loving, middle-aged woman.
[07:41] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Kuriko.
[07:44] Hijikata
    I'm always so unreliable.
[07:46] Hijikata
    But you don't need to worry
    anymore. I'll always...
[07:49] Hijikata
    be by your side.
[07:52] Kuriko
    Mayo 13-sama...
[07:55] Hijikata
    Got that?! Don't ever come
    near my woman again!!
[08:00] ---
    If you do...
[08:03] Hijikata
    I'll kill you!!
[08:09] Employee A
    N-No way...
[08:12] Matsudaira
    Phew... That's one problem solved.
[08:23] Gintoki
    Jeez!! This happens whenever
    the weather's nice.
[08:26] Kagura
    Where do they come from?
[08:28] Shinpachi
    They're like cats in heat. Really...
[08:36] Shinpachi
    Anyway, why don't we
    go somewhere else?
[08:38] Gintoki
    Somewhere else? Where?
[08:39] Kagura
    We don't have any money.
[08:41] Shinpachi
    But at this rate...
[08:42] Gintoki
    Oh well, in that case...
[08:44] Hijikata
    Wait, wait! Calm down and listen to me.
[08:48] Hijikata
    That was not a confession of my love.
[08:52] Hijikata
    Your father asked me to do that.
[08:55] ---
    In other words, I was just acting.
[08:58] Hijikata
    There were those three shabby guys
    at the convenience store, right?
[09:01] Hijikata
    I did it to scare them away.
[09:04] Hijikata
    I'm sorry I said that even though
    I'm not interested in you.
[09:07] Hijikata
    But it looks like they're gone
    now. I'm going to stop acting.
[09:13] Kuriko (Mono)
    Mayo-sama...
[09:15] Kuriko (Mono)
    Mayo 13-sama...
[09:18] Hijikata
    That's the story. Got that?
[09:21] Kuriko
    I've been in love with you from
    the moment I saw you.
[09:27] Kuriko
    And I wished that I could see you again.
[09:31] Kuriko
    And my wish was granted and
    we had such a fateful reunion.
[09:36] ---
    Your embrace was so strong and
    your words were so sweet.
[09:40] ---
    I felt as if I was ascending to heaven!
[09:45] Hijikata
    Say, are you listening to me?
[09:48] Hijikata
    I'd be in an awkward position
    if your father saw us here.
[09:52] Hijikata
    He'd shoot me.
[09:55] ---
    I know this is a bit cold, but I don't have
    any intention of going out with you.
[09:59] ---
    You're wonderful. You're wonderful
    and charming, but...
[10:03] Kuriko
    Charming, you say?
[10:05] Hijikata (Mono)
    Hey! Don't just listen to the
    parts you want to hear.
[10:10] Hijikata
    "Charming" is that thing that men say...
[10:14] Hijikata
    ...when they're politely turning
    someone down.
[10:17] Kuriko
    I've got to return to the store.
[10:20] Hijikata
    Huh?!
[10:21] Kuriko
    I think we can have a date
    this upcoming weekend.
[10:24] ---
    Until then, take care.
[10:27] Hijikata
    H-Hey!!
[10:28] Hijikata
    Why are we suddenly on a
    date?! I refused, didn't I?!
[10:33] Hijikata
    I told you I wasn't going to go
    out with you, right? Right?!
[10:36] Hijikata
    She's not listening.
[10:40] Gintoki
    Sir, it looks like something
    is bothering you.
[10:43] Shinpachi
    We heard everything.
[10:46] Kagura
    We're professional relationship busters.
[10:47] Kagura
    We break up people's relationships for
    money and white rice. We'll help you.
[10:53] Hijikata
    Y-You saw all of it?!
[10:57] Hijikata
    Tsk. I don't really want your help.
[11:02] Gintoki
    Oh? Does this mean you want
    to continue your relationship?
[11:07] Kagura
    You'll have a wonderful newlywed life.
[11:11] Gintoki
    You'll have a poodle and
    wear the same clothes.
[11:13] Gintoki
    You'll hold hands as you go shopping
    at the supermarket.
[11:16] Kagura
    You'll come home every day at 6:00.
[11:18] Kagura
    You'll have dinner as you listen to
    her complain about the neighbors.
[11:22] Kagura
    When you're about to take off
    your undershirt to take a bath,
[11:24] Kagura
    you'll realize that your gut
    has been getting big.
[11:27] Gintoki
    Your wife will just talk to
    the television and say...
[11:30] Kagura
    Honey, can't you make a bit more money?
[11:34] Gintoki
    That's easy to say... But the company's
    having a rough time...
[11:37] Shinpachi
    We predict a bland and terrible future.
[11:45] Hijikata
    Hey, can you really end this charade
    without hurting that girl's feelings?
[11:51] Gintoki
    Believe in me.
[11:59] Cm Bumpergintoki
    Listen up. A man's worth...
[12:02] Gintoki
    is decided when he can get a woman
    to dump him instead of dumping her.
[12:05] ---
    You need to make sure she no longer has
    any interest in you and make her hate you.
[12:08] Kagura
    A girl's heart is like cotton candy.
    Any little thing can make it shrivel.
[12:13] Gintoki
    You should just show her the unpleasant
    and disgusting side of men.
[12:18] Shinpachi
    In short, it's the "Hijikata-san,
    you're disgusting!!" Plan.
[12:22] Kagura
    "Hijiketsu" for short.
SIGN    [Note: A compound of "hiji" from "Hijikata" and "ketsu" from "fuketsu" (disgusting).]
[12:25] Shinpachi
    The problem is what exactly
    we should do, isn't it?
[12:29] Gintoki
    Domestic violence, gambling,
    drunken frenzies...
[12:33] Gintoki
    There are many things that women don't
    like about men, but the one that gets...
[12:36] Gintoki
    the quickest result is this.
[12:41] Hijikata
    Actually, I only like to watch
    movies like this...
SIGN    
    
[12:48] Hijikata
    I can finally see all those parts
    they wouldn't show on TV.
[12:52] Hijikata
    I've been waiting for this moment.
[12:54] Shinpachi
    Wow, this is painful.
[12:56] Kagura
    Most people would be disgusted.
[12:57] Gintoki
    I'm having him act like he's
    a hopeless anime otaku.
[13:02] Gintoki
    He's had experience as a hopeless
    otaku when he was
[13:04] Gintoki
    possessed by his demonic sword
    and turned into Toshi.
[13:08] Kagura
    Otaku are the best way
    to disgust women.
[13:12] Hijikata
    We don't have to watch
    it if you don't want to...
[13:15] Hijikata
    I'll watch it when I'm by myself, though...
[13:18] Kuriko
    I don't want to.
[13:19] Hijikata
    I thought so...
[13:21] Kuriko
    But I'll go with you.
[13:23] Hijikata
    Huh?!
[13:25] Kuriko
    I want to like the things...
[13:26] Kuriko
    that you like.
[13:31] Gintoki
    Really?!
[13:32] Kagura
    It's a complete failure, Gin-chan.
[13:34] Kuriko
    Oh, it's going to start soon. Let's hurry.
[13:40] Kuriko
    As expected, we got to see
    all the uncensored parts, huh?!
[13:44] Hijikata
    Why are you happy?
[13:45] Kuriko
    Are you dissatisfied?
[13:48] Kuriko
    Would it have been better if
    there were fewer bubbles?
[13:51] Kuriko
    Did it need more tentacles?
[13:54] Kagura
    That bitch is formidable.
    What a terrifying girl.
[13:58] Shinpachi
    Why is Kagura-chan getting hostile?
[14:01] Gintoki
    Oh well. I guess I'll use "that"!
[14:04] Shinpachi
    "That"?
[14:05] Kagura
    What is "that"?
[14:07] Hijikata
    Two servings of the usual.
[14:09] Man
    Got it.
[14:11] Kuriko
    Is this the restaurant you usually go to?
[14:14] Kuriko
    It has a very traditional
    and historic feel to it.
[14:18] Man
    Here you go. Thank you for waiting.
[14:20] Gintoki
    The Hijikata Special, otherwise
    known as Dog Food.
[14:23] Gintoki
    Is there anyone who wouldn't be
    disgusted by the sight of that?
[14:27] Shinpachi
    Disgusted?
[14:29] Kagura
    I get a sour taste in my mouth
    just looking at that.
[14:32] Kuriko
    What is this?
[14:35] Hijikata
    It's lunch!!
[14:46] Kuriko
    The One Piece of flavors is in my mouth!!
[14:48] Kuriko
    It's the Trichiliocosm of flavor!!
[14:53] Hijikata
    Do you really think it's delicious?
[14:56] Kuriko
    Yes. It's very delicious.
[15:00] Hijikata (Mono)
    I've found a kindred spirit here of all places.
[15:01] Kuriko
    Why do you ask that?
[15:05] Hijikata
    No... It's nothing.
[15:08] Shinpachi
    This is bad! Hijikata-san was
    a little pleased about that!
[15:12] Shinpachi
    He looks happy he's met
    a fellow mayo lover.
[15:15] Kagura
    He's gone for wool, but
    came back shorn.
[15:16] Kuriko
    Thank you for introducing me
    to something so delicious.
[15:23] Shinpachi
    Come on, Gin-san, Kagura-chan, hurry.
[15:26] Gintoki
    They look like they're hitting
    it off pretty well.
[15:28] Gintoki
    We should let them get together.
    Combine okay?
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the anime, Chōdenji Robo Combattler V.]
[15:30] Kagura
    If anything, they're a nice couple.
[15:34] Shinpachi
    You're suddenly giving up?!
[15:36] Shinpachi
    Hijikata-san keeps looking at us!
[15:39] Shinpachi
    He looks like he thinks everyone
    in the world is a liar!
[15:42] Gintoki
    Oh well. Shall we try the next plan?
[15:49] Gintoki
    Hey, there! Things are getting
    pretty passionate here.
[15:51] Gintoki
    You've been showing off quite a bit!!
[15:54] Shinpachi
    Don't act so cool just because
    you've got a woman.
[15:57] Kagura
    How dare you prance around
    and flirt like that.
[16:00] Kagura
    We'll kill you, damn it!!
[16:03] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama.
[16:06] Hijikata
    I-I'm sorry!!
[16:10] Hijikata
    I apologize if I've offended you.
[16:13] ---
    U-Umm, money, right? H-Here.
    Please take this and spare us.
[16:19] Hijikata
    At least spare our lives!!
[16:22] Hijikata
    I'll do anything. I'll even lick
    the soles of your shoes!!
[16:26] Gintoki
    What an obedient kid.
[16:28] Shinpachi
    Come on, hand it over!!
[16:29] Gintoki
    Lick the sole of my shoes?!
    Go ahead and lick them!!
[16:33] Shinpachi
    What's this?! There's only
    3,000 yen and a Suica.
SIGN    [Note: A Suica is a smart card used to pay for train rides in Japan.]
[16:37] Gintoki
    You bastard!!
[16:39] Gintoki
    You're an adult and you only have
    3,000 yen? You must be kidding!!
[16:41] Shinpachi
    You've got more, don't you?!
[16:44] Kagura
    Don't hide it!!
[16:46] Gintoki
    Jeez.
[16:47] Gintoki
    How dare you always
    use such showy lines!
[16:50] Shinpachi
    How many DVD covers
    have you been on?!
SIGN    [Note: Hijikata adorns many GinTama DVD covers.]
[16:54] Kagura
    Don't try to act stylish, damn it!!
[16:56] Shinpachi
    How dare your merchandise
    sell more than mine?!
SIGN    [Note: Hijikata’s consumer goods have more selection than Shinpachi’s.]
[16:58] Gintoki
    Who cares if you're the Shinsengumi's
    Vice-Chief?!
[17:03] Hijikata
    All of you, cut it out!!
[17:05] Hijikata
    You're taking too long! How
    long do you plan on doing this?!
[17:07] ---
    Anyway, you're just talking
    about me, aren't you?!
[17:09] ---
    You're talking about my
    normal self, aren't you?!
[17:11] ---
    Why are you using this moment
[17:13] Hijikata
    to vent your pent-up anger?!
[17:15] ---
    You bastard!
[17:21] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama, you risked your
    life to protect me, didn't you?
[17:27] Hijikata
    Huh? Well, umm, uhh… It was a
    conditioned reflex or something.
[17:31] Kuriko
    You're getting bashful. That's so cute.
[17:35] Kuriko
    How could I say something
    so embarrassing?
[17:40] Kuriko
    Don't hate me…
[17:41] Kuriko
    for saying that.
[17:46] Hijikata
    I don't care what happens anymore.
[17:48] ---
    I'm running away.
[17:49] Shinpachi
    Running away, Hijikata-san?
[17:51] Gintoki
    And leave that girl permanently scarred?
[17:55] Gintoki
    It doesn't matter how many men you kill.
[17:57] Gintoki
    You must never betray
    a girl's pure feelings.
[18:01] Shinpachi
    Whoa! He's saying obnoxious
    things again!
[18:05] ---
    Kagura-chan, do you have
    any suggestions?
[18:07] Kagura
    If he runs away, she'll just forget
    him after three days.
[18:12] Shinpachi
    She's got a harsh and really
    plausible opinion.
[18:15] Hijikata
    Aww, crap! Why did this
    have to happen to me?
[18:20] Gintoki
    Running away is fine,
[18:22] Gintoki
    but are you prepared to never
    appear in front of her again?
[18:26] Hijikata
    Of course.
[18:27] Gintoki
    Are you prepared to do
    anything to run away?
[18:30] Hijikata
    It depends on the situation.
    I'll do whatever I can!
[18:35] Gintoki
    You're serious, right?
[18:36] Hijikata
    Yeah.
[18:38] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama? Mayo-sama!
[18:41] ---
    Where have you gone?
[18:43] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama!
[18:45] Hijikata
    Listen to me and don't turn around.
[18:47] Kuriko
    Mayo-sa—
[18:47] Hijikata
    Don't turn around!
[18:51] ---
    There’s something I haven't told you.
[18:55] Kuriko
    What is it?
[18:57] Hijikata
    I'm actually…
[18:59] Hijikata
    The Prince of the Planet
    Mayo Maniac, mayo.
[19:02] Kuriko
    A prince?!
[19:03] Hijikata
    You can turn around now, mayo.
[19:15] Hijikata (Mono)
    It's useless. There's no way
    this is going to work.
[19:19] Kuriko
    I thought so.
[19:22] Kuriko
    I sensed that you were
    not a normal person.
[19:28] Hijikata (Mono)
    It worked!! I've added “mayo” to the
    end of my sentences and it worked!!
[19:31] Hijikata
    I'll die if I stay on Earth too long, mayo.
[19:36] ---
    It seems I'm at my limit, mayo.
[19:39] Kuriko
    Are you going?
[19:42] Hijikata
    I'm going to be picked up shortly, mayo.
[19:46] Kuriko
    Take me with you.
[19:48] ---
    I don't mind eating mayonnaise
    for every meal.
[19:52] Kuriko
    I-I…
[19:55] ---
    Please.
[19:56] Kuriko
    I want to go with you.
[19:59] Hijikata (Mono)
    This is headed in the wrong
    direction, isn't it?
[20:02] ---
    No, hold on, Toshiro!! You can do this.
[20:06] Hijikata
    D-Don't be silly.
[20:09] Hijikata
    Planet Mayo Maniac is a remote planet covered
    in a mayonnaise atmosphere, mayo.
[20:14] Hijikata
    You wouldn't be able to
    survive there, mayo.
[20:17] Hijikata
    It's best if you live on Earth, mayo.
[20:21] Hijikata
    I'll always be watching over you, mayo.
[20:26] Kuriko
    Always?
[20:28] Hijikata
    Y-Yeah, mayo!
[20:31] Hijikata
    What's wrong, mayo?
[20:42] Kuriko
    Even though this is goodbye.
[20:46] Kuriko
    I won't cry.
[20:55] Gintoki
    Prince, it's time, mayo.
[20:57] Kagura
    We've come for you, mayo.
[21:01] Hijikata
    Live happily, mayo!
[21:03] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama…
[21:04] Gintoki
    We're leaving, mayo.
[21:06] Shinpachi
    Mayo!
[21:09] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama…
[21:12] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama!
[21:14] ---
    Farewell!
[21:18] Hijikata
    Farewell, mayo…
[21:19] ---
    Farewell, mayo…
[21:23] Kuriko
    Mayo-sama… I'm sure
    that we'll meet again.
[21:32] Shinpachi
    Kuriko-san is a pretty nice girl.
[21:34] Gintoki
    Yeah…
[21:36] Gintoki
    What's wrong, prince?
[21:39] Gintoki
    Did you fall in love with…
[21:41] Hijikata
    You idiot, it's not like that!!
[21:56] Hijikata
    That's my story, mayo.
[21:59] Matsudaira
    You're really annoying, mayo.
SIGN    [GinTama The Animation]
[23:36] Kagura
    Long, long ago… Urashima
SIGN    
[23:40] Kagura
    caught a voyeuristic turtle…
    When he went to Ryugu Palace…
SIGN    [A Summer Vacation Special Project]
SIGN    [Ryugu Arc]
[23:57] Gintoki
    Really?! Huh?! It exists?
    Ryugu Palace really exists?!
SIGN    [Taken by a turtle they save…]
[24:01] Kamenashi
    It ordinarily exists…
SIGN    [A big showdown in the south seas…]
[24:07] Hasegawa
    This is terrible.
[24:09] Hasegawa
    Our boats heading to Ryugu
    Palace were destroyed
SIGN    [A story of seven men and women?] [Note: Title of a Japanese TV series from the 80s.]
[24:11] Hasegawa
    and we ended up on this deserted island.
[24:14] Otohime
    I am the most beautiful
    creature in the world.
SIGN    [Otohime's plot draws near!!]
[24:17] Otohime
    I am Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu.
SIGN    My worst summer vacation was about to begin.
SIGN    ["Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins"]
SIGN    [Tsk! That's great… Summer vacation starts from next week on…]
SIGN    [I have to work every week. I don't get any breaks. (Sob)]