# E114 - “They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce”
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X043E0Y/they-say-soy-sauce-on-pudding-tastes-like-sea-urchin-but-soy-sauce-on-pudding-only-tastes-like-pudding-and-soy-sauce)
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***SIGN*** [Oh no! We forgot!]
***SIGN*** [We should have done something on The Toyako Summit!]
***SIGN*** [Note: 38th G8 Summit took place in Lake Toya, Hokkaido,
which is also the name of Gintoki's wooden sword.]
***SIGN*** [Oedo Mart]
**[01:41] Kuriko**
One creamy jumbo cream
puff, one shrimp gratin...
**[01:44] Kuriko**
One jumbo pork jowl meat lunch.
All together, that's 1,038 yen.
**[01:49] Kuriko**
Please watch your weight.
**[01:51] Kuriko**
Thank you very much.
**[01:53] Employee A**
Kuriko-chan, aren't you tired?
**[01:55] Employee A**
Want to take a break with me?
**[01:58] Kuriko**
Sure.
**[01:59] Employee B**
Hey, why is she taking
a break with you?!
**[02:02] Employee C**
That's right! No cheating!
**[02:04] Employee A**
Shut up!
**[02:05] Employee B**
Why don't you take a break with me?!
**[02:07] Employee C**
What are you saying? With me!!
**[02:10] Employee A**
Say, you want to take a break with
me, don't you, Kuriko-chan?
**[02:11] Employee B**
No, with me, right?
**[02:13] Employee C**
With me, right?
**[02:14] Employee A**
Want to fight?!
**[02:15] Employee B**
Bring it on, damn it!!
**[02:16] Employee C**
Step outside!!
***SIGN***
**[02:25] Matsudaira**
As the saying goes, "Spare
the rod, spoil the child."
**[02:29] Matsudaira**
But I won't allow it. I won't allow those
**[02:32] Matsudaira**
lowly cockroaches to breathe
the same air she does!
**[02:36] Matsudaira**
Hey, Toshi! Be my spotter for a second!!
**[02:38] Hijikata**
Hold on!! This is the same as last time!!
**[02:41] Hijikata**
This time, you're after your
daughter's work friends?!
**[02:43] Matsudaira**
They're not her friends!!
**[02:45] Matsudaira**
Papa-rin will never allow her to associate
with such disgusting men!!
***SIGN*** [Note: Paparin is a cute way of saying "Papa."]
**[02:49] Hijikata**
Shut up!! I took a break
from work to come here.
**[02:52] Hijikata**
You're just trying to stop your daughter's
work friends from hitting on her?!
**[02:55] ---**
I can't do this. I'm leaving!!
**[02:57] Matsudaira**
Hey, wait. When did I ask you to do that?
**[03:00] Matsudaira**
I just want to kill those men.
**[03:03] Hijikata**
There's no way I'm doing that either!!
**[03:05] Hijikata**
Besides, I can kind of understand it...
**[03:08] Hijikata**
If you're trying to get her to break
up with a boyfriend, like before...
**[03:11] Hijikata**
I'll give you that...
**[03:12] Hijikata**
But this time, they're not even dating.
**[03:15] Hijikata**
They look like they were
just hitting on her.
**[03:17] Matsudaira**
Once they're hitting on her, it's too late!!
**[03:19] Matsudaira**
I need to take the initiative. I need to
kill them before they try anything!!
**[03:22] Hijikata**
Kondo-san, do something
about this stupid parent.
**[03:25] Kondo**
Who are you calling Kondo?
**[03:27] Kondo**
Gorilla 13 appears once again!!
Pops, I'll help you out!!
**[03:31] Okita**
Sogo 13 appears once again because
this looks interesting.
***SIGN*** [Note: Gorilla 13 and Sogo 13 are a parody of the Golgo 13 manga series.]
**[03:35] Matsudaira**
All right, Kondo, you take
the one on the left.
**[03:38] Matsudaira**
Sogo, you take the one on the right.
I'll take out the one in the middle!
**[03:40] Hijikata**
Hey!! I told you this is just like last time!!
**[03:43] Hijikata**
Anyway, don't do anything rash!!
**[03:45] Hijikata**
In short, you want them
to give up on her, right?
**[03:48] Hijikata**
There are a lot of easier ways to do that.
**[03:50] Hijikata**
I'll go over there and easily settle this.
**[03:55] Matsudaira**
Oh? You've got quite a bit of confidence.
**[03:58] Matsudaira**
If you go as far as to say that, Toshi,
I guess I'll leave this to you.
**[04:02] Okita**
Pops, you can't trust this guy!!
**[04:05] Okita**
He's the guy who betrayed
us at the amusement park.
**[04:08] Okita**
I'll go.
**[04:09] Okita**
I'll shove a ton of enemas up their asses
and make them crap their pants.
**[04:14] Kondo**
Toshi, Kuriko-chan's the type of girl who isn't disgusted
even if her boyfriend craps his pants.
**[04:19] ---**
When I crap my pants, you guys
are so disgusted with me.
**[04:22] ---**
How are you going to attack them?
**[04:24] Matsudaira**
Now, hold on, Kondo, Sogo.
Toshi is pretty confident.
**[04:29] ---**
This is convenient.
**[04:30] ---**
I want you to pay us back for what you
did to us at the amusement park.
**[04:34] Matsudaira**
Come on, Toshi, you'll do it, right?
**[04:36] Matsudaira**
You will, won't you? I'm counting on you.
**[04:51] Kuriko**
Welcome.
**[04:57] Kuriko**
Welcome.
**[05:01] Kuriko**
Unkel. That'll be 1,520 yen.
***SIGN*** [Note: Unkel is a parody of Yunker, an energy drink.]
**[05:04] Kuriko**
I'm sorry you have to
work so late at night.
**[05:07] Kuriko**
Thank you very much.
**[05:09] Employee A**
Kuriko-chan. Kuriko-chan, what
do you do on your days off?
**[05:13] ---**
I happen to have two tickets for "My Neighbor
Pedro 2: Rodriguez's Day Off."
***SIGN*** [Note: "My Neighbor Pedro" is a parody of "My Neighbor Totoro."]
**[05:18] Employee B**
Kuriko-chan.
**[05:19] ---**
I happen to be in a band
called Spaceship Earth.
**[05:21] ---**
We're going to have a concert soon.
**[05:23] Employee C**
Kuriko-chan.
**[05:25] ---**
Kuriko-chan, do you like going for rides?
I'll take you out to the bay in my 750.
**[05:28] Employee A**
What's your problem?! Don't cut in!!
**[05:30] Employee B**
What about you? No cheating!!
**[05:31] Employee C**
You're being a nuisance to Kuriko-chan!!
**[05:33] Employee A**
Who are you calling a nuisance?!
**[05:35] Employee B**
We're calling you a nuisance...
**[05:36] Employee B**
Because you are one!!
**[05:37] Employee C**
That's right!!
**[05:39] Hijikata**
His daughter isn't even talking to them.
**[05:41] Hijikata**
Pops sure is troublesome when
he acts like a stupid parent.
**[05:45] Omittedkondo**
He's just continuing to act as
if he's reading that JUMP.
**[05:46] Omittedkondo**
He's not moving at all.
**[05:48] Matsudaira**
What is he doing?
**[05:50] Kondo**
He moved!!
**[05:53] Matsudaira**
He's just turning the page!!
**[05:55] Okita**
Is he reading that JUMP for real?
**[06:00] Kuriko**
That man by the magazine rack...
**[06:03] Kuriko**
I think I've seen him before...
***SIGN*** [Katakuriko Matsudaira]
**[06:12] Hijikata**
Hello? This is Hijikata.
**[06:14] Matsudaira**
Toshi, how long are you going
to keep reading that JUMP?
**[06:18] Matsudaira**
Get moving already!!
**[06:19] ---**
Make them crap their
pants or something.
**[06:21] ---**
Just do it! If you don't, I'll cry.
I'll cry while I shoot them.
**[06:28] Hijikata**
All right.
**[06:31] Hijikata**
Oh well, I guess I have to make
them crap their pants.
**[06:36] Employee A**
Why don't we watch Pedro?
**[06:38] Employee B**
Come to my live performance!
**[06:41] Employee C**
A ride would be fun!
**[06:44] Employee A**
She's going to see Pedro!!
**[06:46] Employee B**
I said that she's going to
my live performance!!
**[06:47] Employee C**
We're going for a ride!!
**[06:51] Hijikata**
I'll take this!
**[06:53] Kuriko**
Oh. Welcome.
**[06:59] Hijikata (Mono)**
I won't kill them. I'll just scare them.
**[07:04] Kuriko**
Mayonnaise...
**[07:12] Kuriko**
It's you!!
**[07:16] Kuriko**
You're Mayo 13-sama!
**[07:18] Hijikata (Mono)**
Oh no!!
**[07:20] Employee C**
K-K-K-Kuriko-san?
**[07:22] Employee A**
W-Who is that man?
**[07:24] Employee B**
What's your relationship with him?
**[07:27] Hijikata (Mono)**
Wait! I can use this...
**[07:32] Hijikata**
She's my woman.
**[07:34] Hijikata**
Our relationship is like that of a love
affair between a hopeless pimp
**[07:37] Hijikata**
and a loving, middle-aged woman.
**[07:41] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Kuriko.
**[07:44] Hijikata**
I'm always so unreliable.
**[07:46] Hijikata**
But you don't need to worry
anymore. I'll always...
**[07:49] Hijikata**
be by your side.
**[07:52] Kuriko**
Mayo 13-sama...
**[07:55] Hijikata**
Got that?! Don't ever come
near my woman again!!
**[08:00] ---**
If you do...
**[08:03] Hijikata**
I'll kill you!!
**[08:09] Employee A**
N-No way...
**[08:12] Matsudaira**
Phew... That's one problem solved.
**[08:23] Gintoki**
Jeez!! This happens whenever
the weather's nice.
**[08:26] Kagura**
Where do they come from?
**[08:28] Shinpachi**
They're like cats in heat. Really...
**[08:36] Shinpachi**
Anyway, why don't we
go somewhere else?
**[08:38] Gintoki**
Somewhere else? Where?
**[08:39] Kagura**
We don't have any money.
**[08:41] Shinpachi**
But at this rate...
**[08:42] Gintoki**
Oh well, in that case...
**[08:44] Hijikata**
Wait, wait! Calm down and listen to me.
**[08:48] Hijikata**
That was not a confession of my love.
**[08:52] Hijikata**
Your father asked me to do that.
**[08:55] ---**
In other words, I was just acting.
**[08:58] Hijikata**
There were those three shabby guys
at the convenience store, right?
**[09:01] Hijikata**
I did it to scare them away.
**[09:04] Hijikata**
I'm sorry I said that even though
I'm not interested in you.
**[09:07] Hijikata**
But it looks like they're gone
now. I'm going to stop acting.
**[09:13] Kuriko (Mono)**
Mayo-sama...
**[09:15] Kuriko (Mono)**
Mayo 13-sama...
**[09:18] Hijikata**
That's the story. Got that?
**[09:21] Kuriko**
I've been in love with you from
the moment I saw you.
**[09:27] Kuriko**
And I wished that I could see you again.
**[09:31] Kuriko**
And my wish was granted and
we had such a fateful reunion.
**[09:36] ---**
Your embrace was so strong and
your words were so sweet.
**[09:40] ---**
I felt as if I was ascending to heaven!
**[09:45] Hijikata**
Say, are you listening to me?
**[09:48] Hijikata**
I'd be in an awkward position
if your father saw us here.
**[09:52] Hijikata**
He'd shoot me.
**[09:55] ---**
I know this is a bit cold, but I don't have
any intention of going out with you.
**[09:59] ---**
You're wonderful. You're wonderful
and charming, but...
**[10:03] Kuriko**
Charming, you say?
**[10:05] Hijikata (Mono)**
Hey! Don't just listen to the
parts you want to hear.
**[10:10] Hijikata**
"Charming" is that thing that men say...
**[10:14] Hijikata**
...when they're politely turning
someone down.
**[10:17] Kuriko**
I've got to return to the store.
**[10:20] Hijikata**
Huh?!
**[10:21] Kuriko**
I think we can have a date
this upcoming weekend.
**[10:24] ---**
Until then, take care.
**[10:27] Hijikata**
H-Hey!!
**[10:28] Hijikata**
Why are we suddenly on a
date?! I refused, didn't I?!
**[10:33] Hijikata**
I told you I wasn't going to go
out with you, right? Right?!
**[10:36] Hijikata**
She's not listening.
**[10:40] Gintoki**
Sir, it looks like something
is bothering you.
**[10:43] Shinpachi**
We heard everything.
**[10:46] Kagura**
We're professional relationship busters.
**[10:47] Kagura**
We break up people's relationships for
money and white rice. We'll help you.
**[10:53] Hijikata**
Y-You saw all of it?!
**[10:57] Hijikata**
Tsk. I don't really want your help.
**[11:02] Gintoki**
Oh? Does this mean you want
to continue your relationship?
**[11:07] Kagura**
You'll have a wonderful newlywed life.
**[11:11] Gintoki**
You'll have a poodle and
wear the same clothes.
**[11:13] Gintoki**
You'll hold hands as you go shopping
at the supermarket.
**[11:16] Kagura**
You'll come home every day at 6:00.
**[11:18] Kagura**
You'll have dinner as you listen to
her complain about the neighbors.
**[11:22] Kagura**
When you're about to take off
your undershirt to take a bath,
**[11:24] Kagura**
you'll realize that your gut
has been getting big.
**[11:27] Gintoki**
Your wife will just talk to
the television and say...
**[11:30] Kagura**
Honey, can't you make a bit more money?
**[11:34] Gintoki**
That's easy to say... But the company's
having a rough time...
**[11:37] Shinpachi**
We predict a bland and terrible future.
**[11:45] Hijikata**
Hey, can you really end this charade
without hurting that girl's feelings?
**[11:51] Gintoki**
Believe in me.
**[11:59] Cm Bumpergintoki**
Listen up. A man's worth...
**[12:02] Gintoki**
is decided when he can get a woman
to dump him instead of dumping her.
**[12:05] ---**
You need to make sure she no longer has
any interest in you and make her hate you.
**[12:08] Kagura**
A girl's heart is like cotton candy.
Any little thing can make it shrivel.
**[12:13] Gintoki**
You should just show her the unpleasant
and disgusting side of men.
**[12:18] Shinpachi**
In short, it's the "Hijikata-san,
you're disgusting!!" Plan.
**[12:22] Kagura**
"Hijiketsu" for short.
***SIGN*** [Note: A compound of "hiji" from "Hijikata" and "ketsu" from "fuketsu" (disgusting).]
**[12:25] Shinpachi**
The problem is what exactly
we should do, isn't it?
**[12:29] Gintoki**
Domestic violence, gambling,
drunken frenzies...
**[12:33] Gintoki**
There are many things that women don't
like about men, but the one that gets...
**[12:36] Gintoki**
the quickest result is this.
**[12:41] Hijikata**
Actually, I only like to watch
movies like this...
***SIGN***
**[12:48] Hijikata**
I can finally see all those parts
they wouldn't show on TV.
**[12:52] Hijikata**
I've been waiting for this moment.
**[12:54] Shinpachi**
Wow, this is painful.
**[12:56] Kagura**
Most people would be disgusted.
**[12:57] Gintoki**
I'm having him act like he's
a hopeless anime otaku.
**[13:02] Gintoki**
He's had experience as a hopeless
otaku when he was
**[13:04] Gintoki**
possessed by his demonic sword
and turned into Toshi.
**[13:08] Kagura**
Otaku are the best way
to disgust women.
**[13:12] Hijikata**
We don't have to watch
it if you don't want to...
**[13:15] Hijikata**
I'll watch it when I'm by myself, though...
**[13:18] Kuriko**
I don't want to.
**[13:19] Hijikata**
I thought so...
**[13:21] Kuriko**
But I'll go with you.
**[13:23] Hijikata**
Huh?!
**[13:25] Kuriko**
I want to like the things...
**[13:26] Kuriko**
that you like.
**[13:31] Gintoki**
Really?!
**[13:32] Kagura**
It's a complete failure, Gin-chan.
**[13:34] Kuriko**
Oh, it's going to start soon. Let's hurry.
**[13:40] Kuriko**
As expected, we got to see
all the uncensored parts, huh?!
**[13:44] Hijikata**
Why are you happy?
**[13:45] Kuriko**
Are you dissatisfied?
**[13:48] Kuriko**
Would it have been better if
there were fewer bubbles?
**[13:51] Kuriko**
Did it need more tentacles?
**[13:54] Kagura**
That bitch is formidable.
What a terrifying girl.
**[13:58] Shinpachi**
Why is Kagura-chan getting hostile?
**[14:01] Gintoki**
Oh well. I guess I'll use "that"!
**[14:04] Shinpachi**
"That"?
**[14:05] Kagura**
What is "that"?
**[14:07] Hijikata**
Two servings of the usual.
**[14:09] Man**
Got it.
**[14:11] Kuriko**
Is this the restaurant you usually go to?
**[14:14] Kuriko**
It has a very traditional
and historic feel to it.
**[14:18] Man**
Here you go. Thank you for waiting.
**[14:20] Gintoki**
The Hijikata Special, otherwise
known as Dog Food.
**[14:23] Gintoki**
Is there anyone who wouldn't be
disgusted by the sight of that?
**[14:27] Shinpachi**
Disgusted?
**[14:29] Kagura**
I get a sour taste in my mouth
just looking at that.
**[14:32] Kuriko**
What is this?
**[14:35] Hijikata**
It's lunch!!
**[14:46] Kuriko**
The One Piece of flavors is in my mouth!!
**[14:48] Kuriko**
It's the Trichiliocosm of flavor!!
**[14:53] Hijikata**
Do you really think it's delicious?
**[14:56] Kuriko**
Yes. It's very delicious.
**[15:00] Hijikata (Mono)**
I've found a kindred spirit here of all places.
**[15:01] Kuriko**
Why do you ask that?
**[15:05] Hijikata**
No... It's nothing.
**[15:08] Shinpachi**
This is bad! Hijikata-san was
a little pleased about that!
**[15:12] Shinpachi**
He looks happy he's met
a fellow mayo lover.
**[15:15] Kagura**
He's gone for wool, but
came back shorn.
**[15:16] Kuriko**
Thank you for introducing me
to something so delicious.
**[15:23] Shinpachi**
Come on, Gin-san, Kagura-chan, hurry.
**[15:26] Gintoki**
They look like they're hitting
it off pretty well.
**[15:28] Gintoki**
We should let them get together.
Combine okay?
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of the anime, Chōdenji Robo Combattler V.]
**[15:30] Kagura**
If anything, they're a nice couple.
**[15:34] Shinpachi**
You're suddenly giving up?!
**[15:36] Shinpachi**
Hijikata-san keeps looking at us!
**[15:39] Shinpachi**
He looks like he thinks everyone
in the world is a liar!
**[15:42] Gintoki**
Oh well. Shall we try the next plan?
**[15:49] Gintoki**
Hey, there! Things are getting
pretty passionate here.
**[15:51] Gintoki**
You've been showing off quite a bit!!
**[15:54] Shinpachi**
Don't act so cool just because
you've got a woman.
**[15:57] Kagura**
How dare you prance around
and flirt like that.
**[16:00] Kagura**
We'll kill you, damn it!!
**[16:03] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama.
**[16:06] Hijikata**
I-I'm sorry!!
**[16:10] Hijikata**
I apologize if I've offended you.
**[16:13] ---**
U-Umm, money, right? H-Here.
Please take this and spare us.
**[16:19] Hijikata**
At least spare our lives!!
**[16:22] Hijikata**
I'll do anything. I'll even lick
the soles of your shoes!!
**[16:26] Gintoki**
What an obedient kid.
**[16:28] Shinpachi**
Come on, hand it over!!
**[16:29] Gintoki**
Lick the sole of my shoes?!
Go ahead and lick them!!
**[16:33] Shinpachi**
What's this?! There's only
3,000 yen and a Suica.
***SIGN*** [Note: A Suica is a smart card used to pay for train rides in Japan.]
**[16:37] Gintoki**
You bastard!!
**[16:39] Gintoki**
You're an adult and you only have
3,000 yen? You must be kidding!!
**[16:41] Shinpachi**
You've got more, don't you?!
**[16:44] Kagura**
Don't hide it!!
**[16:46] Gintoki**
Jeez.
**[16:47] Gintoki**
How dare you always
use such showy lines!
**[16:50] Shinpachi**
How many DVD covers
have you been on?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Hijikata adorns many GinTama DVD covers.]
**[16:54] Kagura**
Don't try to act stylish, damn it!!
**[16:56] Shinpachi**
How dare your merchandise
sell more than mine?!
***SIGN*** [Note: Hijikata’s consumer goods have more selection than Shinpachi’s.]
**[16:58] Gintoki**
Who cares if you're the Shinsengumi's
Vice-Chief?!
**[17:03] Hijikata**
All of you, cut it out!!
**[17:05] Hijikata**
You're taking too long! How
long do you plan on doing this?!
**[17:07] ---**
Anyway, you're just talking
about me, aren't you?!
**[17:09] ---**
You're talking about my
normal self, aren't you?!
**[17:11] ---**
Why are you using this moment
**[17:13] Hijikata**
to vent your pent-up anger?!
**[17:15] ---**
You bastard!
**[17:21] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama, you risked your
life to protect me, didn't you?
**[17:27] Hijikata**
Huh? Well, umm, uhh… It was a
conditioned reflex or something.
**[17:31] Kuriko**
You're getting bashful. That's so cute.
**[17:35] Kuriko**
How could I say something
so embarrassing?
**[17:40] Kuriko**
Don't hate me…
**[17:41] Kuriko**
for saying that.
**[17:46] Hijikata**
I don't care what happens anymore.
**[17:48] ---**
I'm running away.
**[17:49] Shinpachi**
Running away, Hijikata-san?
**[17:51] Gintoki**
And leave that girl permanently scarred?
**[17:55] Gintoki**
It doesn't matter how many men you kill.
**[17:57] Gintoki**
You must never betray
a girl's pure feelings.
**[18:01] Shinpachi**
Whoa! He's saying obnoxious
things again!
**[18:05] ---**
Kagura-chan, do you have
any suggestions?
**[18:07] Kagura**
If he runs away, she'll just forget
him after three days.
**[18:12] Shinpachi**
She's got a harsh and really
plausible opinion.
**[18:15] Hijikata**
Aww, crap! Why did this
have to happen to me?
**[18:20] Gintoki**
Running away is fine,
**[18:22] Gintoki**
but are you prepared to never
appear in front of her again?
**[18:26] Hijikata**
Of course.
**[18:27] Gintoki**
Are you prepared to do
anything to run away?
**[18:30] Hijikata**
It depends on the situation.
I'll do whatever I can!
**[18:35] Gintoki**
You're serious, right?
**[18:36] Hijikata**
Yeah.
**[18:38] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama? Mayo-sama!
**[18:41] ---**
Where have you gone?
**[18:43] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama!
**[18:45] Hijikata**
Listen to me and don't turn around.
**[18:47] Kuriko**
Mayo-sa—
**[18:47] Hijikata**
Don't turn around!
**[18:51] ---**
There’s something I haven't told you.
**[18:55] Kuriko**
What is it?
**[18:57] Hijikata**
I'm actually…
**[18:59] Hijikata**
The Prince of the Planet
Mayo Maniac, mayo.
**[19:02] Kuriko**
A prince?!
**[19:03] Hijikata**
You can turn around now, mayo.
**[19:15] Hijikata (Mono)**
It's useless. There's no way
this is going to work.
**[19:19] Kuriko**
I thought so.
**[19:22] Kuriko**
I sensed that you were
not a normal person.
**[19:28] Hijikata (Mono)**
It worked!! I've added “mayo” to the
end of my sentences and it worked!!
**[19:31] Hijikata**
I'll die if I stay on Earth too long, mayo.
**[19:36] ---**
It seems I'm at my limit, mayo.
**[19:39] Kuriko**
Are you going?
**[19:42] Hijikata**
I'm going to be picked up shortly, mayo.
**[19:46] Kuriko**
Take me with you.
**[19:48] ---**
I don't mind eating mayonnaise
for every meal.
**[19:52] Kuriko**
I-I…
**[19:55] ---**
Please.
**[19:56] Kuriko**
I want to go with you.
**[19:59] Hijikata (Mono)**
This is headed in the wrong
direction, isn't it?
**[20:02] ---**
No, hold on, Toshiro!! You can do this.
**[20:06] Hijikata**
D-Don't be silly.
**[20:09] Hijikata**
Planet Mayo Maniac is a remote planet covered
in a mayonnaise atmosphere, mayo.
**[20:14] Hijikata**
You wouldn't be able to
survive there, mayo.
**[20:17] Hijikata**
It's best if you live on Earth, mayo.
**[20:21] Hijikata**
I'll always be watching over you, mayo.
**[20:26] Kuriko**
Always?
**[20:28] Hijikata**
Y-Yeah, mayo!
**[20:31] Hijikata**
What's wrong, mayo?
**[20:42] Kuriko**
Even though this is goodbye.
**[20:46] Kuriko**
I won't cry.
**[20:55] Gintoki**
Prince, it's time, mayo.
**[20:57] Kagura**
We've come for you, mayo.
**[21:01] Hijikata**
Live happily, mayo!
**[21:03] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama…
**[21:04] Gintoki**
We're leaving, mayo.
**[21:06] Shinpachi**
Mayo!
**[21:09] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama…
**[21:12] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama!
**[21:14] ---**
Farewell!
**[21:18] Hijikata**
Farewell, mayo…
**[21:19] ---**
Farewell, mayo…
**[21:23] Kuriko**
Mayo-sama… I'm sure
that we'll meet again.
**[21:32] Shinpachi**
Kuriko-san is a pretty nice girl.
**[21:34] Gintoki**
Yeah…
**[21:36] Gintoki**
What's wrong, prince?
**[21:39] Gintoki**
Did you fall in love with…
**[21:41] Hijikata**
You idiot, it's not like that!!
**[21:56] Hijikata**
That's my story, mayo.
**[21:59] Matsudaira**
You're really annoying, mayo.
***SIGN*** [GinTama The Animation]
**[23:36] Kagura**
Long, long ago… Urashima
***SIGN***
**[23:40] Kagura**
caught a voyeuristic turtle…
When he went to Ryugu Palace…
***SIGN*** [A Summer Vacation Special Project]
***SIGN*** [Ryugu Arc]
**[23:57] Gintoki**
Really?! Huh?! It exists?
Ryugu Palace really exists?!
***SIGN*** [Taken by a turtle they save…]
**[24:01] Kamenashi**
It ordinarily exists…
***SIGN*** [A big showdown in the south seas…]
**[24:07] Hasegawa**
This is terrible.
**[24:09] Hasegawa**
Our boats heading to Ryugu
Palace were destroyed
***SIGN*** [A story of seven men and women?] [Note: Title of a Japanese TV series from the 80s.]
**[24:11] Hasegawa**
and we ended up on this deserted island.
**[24:14] Otohime**
I am the most beautiful
creature in the world.
***SIGN*** [Otohime's plot draws near!!]
**[24:17] Otohime**
I am Otohime, the ruler of Ryugu.
***SIGN*** My worst summer vacation was about to begin.
***SIGN*** ["Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins"]
***SIGN*** [Tsk! That's great… Summer vacation starts from next week on…]
***SIGN*** [I have to work every week. I don't get any breaks. (Sob)]