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E270 - A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides

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SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[01:49] Kag
    What's with the morning sickness?
[01:51] Kag
    So annoying. Scoot.
[01:55] Kag
    Where's the toothpaste?
[01:57] Gin
    In your hand.
[02:00] Kag
    Not this. The new tube.
[02:01] Gin
    That one's still usable.
[02:06] Kag
    It's all empty.
[02:07] Kag
    You used the last bit.
[02:09] Gin
    Then...
[02:11] Gin
    Fill it with water.
[02:13] Kag
    This isn't Setsuko's can of fruit drops.
[02:15] Gin
    You should learn from her and
    try taking some runny dumps.
[02:20] Gin
    It doesn't matter what you brush
    your teeth with anyway.
[02:23] Gin
    All right. You can use some
    of my Tsubakiki Shampoo.
[02:27] Kag
    My poop really will be runny.
[02:29] Gin
    What's your problem? Bitching and
    whining first thing in the morning...
[02:34] Gin
    I'm hungover here.
[02:36] Gin
    What will it take to satisfy
    you, Your Highness?
[02:39] Kag
    Vidal Hahhoon.
[02:42] Gin
    Fine.
[02:45] Gin
    Here's some money. Go buy—
[02:47] Kag
    Woohoo!
[02:49] Gin
    Hey! Don't you dare!
[02:51] Gin
    Buy toothpaste!
[02:56] Gin
    That's weird.
[02:59] Gin
    Did we always have a mirror here?
[03:03] Kag
    I'm off!
[03:04] Kag
    Hold it right there, Kagura!
[03:19] Sac
    That was close!
SIGN    A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection
    of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides
SIGN    I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
[03:27] Sac
    This note...
[03:29] Sac
    I really should stick it in
    a more noticeable place.
SIGN    I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
[03:34] Sac
    Perfect.
[03:37] Sac
    At last, my home,
[03:39] Sac
    the mecca where I get to observe,
    long-term, Gin-san's knapsack,
[03:42] Sac
    my very own 1LGK, is complete!
[03:46] Sac
    There aren't many properties
    with a view this good!
[03:48] Sac
    From this magic mirror,
[03:50] Sac
    I can ogle every last bit of him, from
    the back of his **** to the tip of his !
[03:54] Sac
    Ah, I'm starting to get hot
    just thinking about it...
[03:58] Sac
    He's back!
[04:02] Sac
    You can bare it all, Gin-san.
[04:05] Sac
    This mirror exists to freeze

    that moment in time!

[04:08] Shin
    Huh?
[04:10] Shin
    Gin-san?
[04:10] Sac
    What, it's just the glasses hanger? Get lost!
[04:11] Shin
    Kagura-chan? Where are you?
[04:15] Shin
    Huh?
[04:16] Shin
    A mirror?
[04:17] Shin
    Wow, when did she get repairs done?
[04:21] Shin
    Well, yeah, I guess we do use
    the kitchen as a washroom.
[04:25] Sac
    Yes, thanks for that explanation.
    Now will Yamcha please exit the stage?
[04:28] Shin
    I wonder if they'll notice I got a haircut.
[04:30] Sac
    But nothing's changed.
    Nobody's gonna notice, for sure.
[04:34] Shin
    Did I get too adventurous this time?
[04:36] Sac
    I'm not seeing where you
    went on an adventure.
[04:38] Sac
    You haven't set one foot outside your home.
[04:41] Sac
    Uh, what's the deal? Aren't you done yet?
[04:44] Sac
    Enough with the 45 degree angle already!
[04:46] Sac
    You're pissing me off!
[04:49] Shin
    All right.
[04:51] Sac
    He finally left.
[04:53] Sac
    I had to see a pointless side
    of a pointless guy there.
[04:58] Sac
    Somebody's here!
[05:00] Sac
    Enough already, damn it!
[05:03] Shin
    What the hell?!
[05:04] Sac
    What the hell is your problem?!
[05:07] Shin
    Who are you calling Tom Cruise?!
[05:08] Shin
    We just share the same hairstyle!
[05:09] Sac
    You're never gonna get a
    chance to use that retort!
[05:12] Shin
    I only look like him from a 45 degree angle!
[05:15] Sac
    Nobody's gonna notice!
    You haven't changed one bit!
[05:17] Shin
    Don't get me in trouble!
[05:18] Shin
    All right.
[05:19] Sac
    Are you done now?
[05:20] Shin
    Bed hair, all good.
[05:21] Shin
    Nostril hair, all good.
[05:22] Shin
    Unshaven spots, all good.
[05:24] Sac
    Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.
[05:25] Sac
    Nobody pays that much attention
    to you, you pre-pubescent virgin.
[05:31] Shin
    Chest hair, all good.
[05:33] Sac
    All good, my ass!
[05:35] Sac
    Why is a virgin so shaggy?!
[05:35] Shin
    Who knows what they'd say if they saw this.
[05:36] Sac
    For such a paper-thin character,
    he sure has some thick body hair!
[05:40] Shin
    Maybe I should give permanent
    hair removal a shot.
[05:43] Sac
    I saw something I shouldn't have.
[05:45] Sac
    This is Shinpachi-kun's true form.
[05:49] Sac
    The name "Shinpachi-kun"
    doesn't fit him anymore.
[05:51] Sac
    I can only see him as Wakadaisho!
[05:53] Kag
    I'm back.
[05:57] Sac
    Wakadaisho!
[06:00] Kag
    What are you doing?
[06:02] Shin
    N-Nothing.
[06:04] Shin
    I wanted to drink some Fanda
    Grape, but it burst out.
[06:08] Shin
    A-Anyway, weren't you with Gin-san?
[06:11] Kag
    Don't ask me.
[06:12] Shin
    I-I see.
[06:14] Shin
    That won't do, Kagura-chan.
[06:16] Shin
    You shouldn't go out
    without washing your face.
[06:18] Kag
    Oh, I forgot.
[06:20] Shin
    Girls need to be careful
    about their appearance.
[06:24] Sac
    He made it through!
[06:25] Sac
    Why do I have to go through such
    a nerve-racking experience?
[06:30] Kag
    Eye crap, all good.
[06:31] Kag
    Nose crap, all good.
[06:32] Kag
    Teeth crap, all good.
[06:33] Sac
    Now it's your turn?
SIGN    I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
[06:35] Sac
    As if a heroine could ever
    have stuff like that.
[06:39] Kag
    Oops.
[06:40] Kag
    I forgot about the pole of crap.
[06:44] Sac
    Something very unbecoming of a
    heroine just burst out of her ass!
[06:48] Kag
    I have to shampoo this, too.
[06:50] Sac
    Wait, is that...
[06:51] Sac
    A tail?!
[06:53] Sac
    This girl has a tail?!
[06:55] Sac
    270 episodes in, and this
    shocking truth comes to light?!
[06:59] Kag
    It'd really suck if people saw this.
[07:02] Kag
    They'd definitely call it a pole of crap.
[07:04] Kag
    Maybe I should give permanent
    hair removal a shot.
[07:06] Sac
    Uh, will permanent hair
    removal even work on that?
[07:09] Kag
    But without this, I wouldn't
    be able to braid my hair...
[07:12] Sac
    That's how you braided it?
[07:14] Kag
    Or transform when I see the moon...
[07:17] Sac
    She could transform?!
[07:19] Kag
    Or wrap it around my waist like a
    belt when I put on my combat suit.
[07:24] Sac
    I'd heard she belonged to a warrior race,
[07:26] Sac
    but I had no idea they were the real deal!
[07:28] Sac
    The name "Kagura-chan"
    doesn't fit her anymore.
[07:30] Sac
    I can only see her as Kakarot!
[07:34] Sac
    What am I to do?
[07:36] Sac
    One after the other...
[07:38] Sac
    How am I supposed to take these revelations?
[07:42] Gin
    I'm back.
[07:44] Sac
    Kakarot!
[07:49] Gin
    What are you doing?
[07:51] Kag
    N-Nothing.
[07:53] Kag
    I just drank some Fanda Grape,
    and it started bursting out of my ass.
[07:57] Kag
    I-I put the Vidal Hahhoon
    and toothpaste over there.
[08:01] Gin
    H-Hey.
[08:03] Kag
    Also, I bought you some hangover
    medicine, so don't forget to take it.
[08:11] Sac
    You guys forgot to take
    something far more important!
[08:14] Sac
    And now it looks like something outrageous!
[08:16] Sac
    Another two dragonballs and
    Shenron will show up here!
[08:19] Sac
    It's over!
[08:20] Sac
    You guys will be exposed for sure!
[08:22] Sac
    Ah, how wrong I was.
[08:26] Sac
    I shouldn't have witnessed their true selves.
[08:32] Sac
    I never wanted to see the bond
    that Odd Jobs had fall apart.
[08:39] Gin
    Those guys...
[08:41] Gin
    They were hiding something like this from me?
[08:44] Gin
    Sheesh.
[08:45] Gin
    Did they seriously think I hadn't noticed?
[08:49] Sac
    Don't tell me, Gin-san...
[08:51] Sac
    You knew?
[08:52] Sac
    You knew everything and had
    long since accepted it all?
[08:56] Gin
    You guys...
[09:00] Gin
    I knew long ago that you'd realized
[09:03] Gin
    I wear a wig.
[09:08] Gin
    Thanks for this wonderful present,
[09:11] Gin
    for accepting me as I am.
[09:14] Gin
    What am I supposed to use this for?
[09:16] Gin
    Oh, I get it.
[09:18] Gin
    I have been really thinning
    down there lately.
[09:21] Gin
    So this is how it's used.
[09:23] Gin
    Yeah.
[09:25] Gin
    Lookin' pretty good—
[09:35] Sac
    P-Pardon the intrujin.
[09:46] Gin
    A mirror also reflects
    your ugly side as it is.
[09:52] Gin
    While she was watching us, she was also
    taking a long, hard look at herself...
[09:57] Gin
    The ugly sight of her peeping at
    things people wanted to keep hidden.
[10:01] Shin
    Uh...
[10:02] Shin
    No matter how you look at it,
    we were the ones exposing ourselves.
[10:05] Kag
    Well, I hope she learned her lesson.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan Snack Otose
[10:08] Gin
    At the very least, she won't be able
    to look in a mirror for a while.
[10:27] Gin
    The hell are you doing?
[10:30] Sac
    Have I become a mirror of your true self now?
[10:34] Sac
    Tee-hee.
[10:35] Gin
    I don't wear glasses.
SIGN    Special Police
    Shinsengumi
SIGN    Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
SIGN    Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
[10:49] G
    Looks like Yamazaki did some good
    work and got recognized by the brass.
[10:54] G
    Guess he really is cut out to be an inspector.
[10:57] G
    He's truly an inspector among inspectors.
[11:00] G
    But, you know,
[11:02] G
    I've been wondering for a while...
[11:04] G
    What exactly do inspectors do?
[11:09] G
    I've heard their job is to eat anpan 24/7.
[11:12] G
    Nah, it's all about badminton.
[11:14] G
    What? Really?
[11:16] G
    That's what inspectors do?
[11:18] G
    Basically, it's mundane work assigned to
    mediocre guys with no particular talents.
[11:24] G
    Ah, I see.
[11:26] G
    No wonder Yamazaki's a good fit.
[11:30] Ymz
    Damn it all!
[11:33] Ymz
    Nobody understands what I go through!
[11:37] Ymz
    Sure, inspectors handle boring,
    behind-the-scenes tasks like stakeouts and recon.
[11:42] Ymz
    But if it weren't for us
    laying the groundwork,
[11:44] Ymz
    those guys who do the actual field work
    wouldn't be able to do anything!
SIGN    Spies don't get any days off this year either!!
SIGN    Available for Rental Starting 5/6 (Thu)
SIGN    Spy Works Collection
[11:51] Ymz
    Maybe I should become a spy, too.
[11:54] Att
    I'm very sorry.
[11:56] Att
    Your license seems to have expired,
    so we can't issue you a membership card.
[12:00] Zen
    Ack. I forgot to go renew it.
[12:04] Zen
    What a pain.
[12:05] Zen
    Do I really have to visit that
    training institute again?
[12:13] Ymz
    W-Wait a second!
[12:16] Ymz
    S-Sorry, just wondering...
[12:18] Ymz
    Where can I get one of those ninja licenses?
SIGN    Hattori Zenzo Birthday: 8/22 School: Iga
    Valid until 9/22 Former Leader of the Oniwaban
SIGN    Current Occupation: Freelance Jonin
SIGN    Ninja License
SIGN    Oedo Ninja Association
SIGN    Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License
SIGN    Oedo Ninja Training Institute
[12:31] W
    My, how unusual.
[12:34] W
    You don't see a lot of people applying
    for ninja licenses these days.
SIGN    Reception
[12:38] W
    Let me make this clear first.
[12:39] W
    Becoming a ninja doesn't
    mean you'll be able to use
[12:41] W
    stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?
[12:45] Ymz
    O-Okay.
[12:46] W
    Write down your name and address here.
[12:48] Ymz
    Okay!
[12:50] Ymz
    Now I can really show those guys.
[12:52] Ymz
    Ninjas are experts at espionage,
[12:54] Ymz
    so if I can get a license...
[12:57] Ymz
    But this place...
SIGN    Be careful not to use ninjutsu and genjutsu illegally.
SIGN    You can be a ninja too!
SIGN    Ninja tools on sale
[12:59] Ymz
    Is it really legit?
SIGN    Nightingale-Flooring Room
[13:02] Zen
    What course are you gonna go for?
[13:04] Ymz
    Wait, there are multiple courses?
[13:06] Zen
    Yeah.
SIGN    Genin Course
[13:09] Zen
    The genin course is basically
    like getting a moped license.
[13:12] Zen
    You can complete it in a day.
[13:13] Ymz
    What? You can become a ninja in a day?
SIGN    Chunin Course
[13:16] Zen
    The chunin course is like
    a motorbike license,
SIGN    Jonin Course
[13:18] Zen
    and the jonin course is like a regular,
    automatic transmission vehicle license.
SIGN    Hokage Course
[13:22] Zen
    The Hokage course is a bit tricky.
[13:24] Zen
    It's the same as a manual
    transmission vehicle license.
[13:26] Ymz
    Aren't you taking the Hokage too lightly?!
[13:29] Ymz
    There's a limit to taking it easy!
[13:31] Ymz
    What did Naruto and friends
    put in all that effort for?!
[13:33] Zen
    Well, if all you want is a license,
    the genin course should do.
[13:37] Ymz
    It doesn't feel special at all anymore.
SIGN    Reception
[13:41] W
    Zen-chan, I take it you
    want your license renewed?
[13:43] Zen
    Yeah.
[13:44] Zen
    I had a gold license, but I got
    hit with a speeding ticket.
[13:48] W
    You're too light on your feet.
[13:51] Ymz
    Even ninjas can get speeding tickets?
[13:53] Ymz
    Is it against the law to run too fast?!
[13:56] W
    One moment.
[13:56] W
    I'll go see if any instructors are free.
[14:01] W
    Hey, Gramps.
[14:04] W
    Some kids are here for training.
[14:06] G
    K-Knock before you open the door, you hag!
[14:09] W
    What's wrong with you?!
[14:10] W
    Are you watching A Kunoichi's
    Porn Diaries
again?!
[14:13] W
    Didn't I tell you to stop because
    it's bad for your health?
[14:16] W
    Anyway, what do we do?
[14:17] W
    How are you gonna teach two at once?
[14:18] G
    Sh-Shut up!
[14:20] G
    I'll just teach them using the clone technique!
[14:23] W
    I threw your clone in the trash
    because was busted and leaking air!
[14:27] G
    Who said you could do that, you shitty hag?!
[14:30] G
    My Kunoichi III!
[14:36] G
    There you have it.
[14:37] G
    You two will be going through joint training.
[14:41] Ymz
    Uh, Zenzo-san.
[14:44] Ymz
    Is this place really okay?
[14:46] Zen
    No need to worry.
[14:48] G
    Let's get this over with.
    Report to the garden at once.
[14:48] Zen
    Despite what he looks like,
[14:50] Zen
    that geezer was a trusted
    friend of my father,
[14:52] Zen
    the former Oniwaban leader.
[14:53] Zen
    His ninjutsu skills are top-notch.
[14:57] G
    Uh...
[15:00] G
    You'll now be taking the ninja course.
[15:06] G
    All right, you two.
[15:07] G
    First make sure it's safe,
    and then get on your ride.
[15:13] Ymz
    Excuse me, Sensei.
[15:15] Ymz
    I don't see anything safe about this!
[15:18] G
    Don't you want a license?
[15:19] G
    Hurry up and get on.
[15:21] Ymz
    I didn't come here to get a toad license!
[15:24] G
    What? Didn't you want a ninja
    light vehicle license?
[15:29] G
    Heavy vehicle, then?
[15:31] Ymz
    Not the Nine-Tails, either!
[15:33] G
    Oh, sorry.
[15:34] G
    It wasn't the Hokage course?
[15:36] G
    In that case, dodge the
    dumbbells and eat the chikuwa!
[15:39] Ymz
    Not Hattori-kun, either!
[15:43] G
    Er...
[15:45] G
    Let's start with training your legs.
[15:49] G
    Since time immemorial, ninjas have strived
    to achieve superhuman leg strength.
[15:54] G
    And this is one of the training
    methods they devised.
[15:58] G
    You plant an asagi seed
[16:01] G
    and jump over it every day.
[16:04] G
    Asagi grows quickly.
[16:06] G
    In a few months, it'll grow taller
    than the roofs of buildings.
[16:10] Ymz
    Oh, I've heard of this training.
[16:13] Ymz
    But since I opted for the genin license,
    I only get to take lessons for one day.
[16:17] G
    Don't worry.
[16:19] G
    Our Asagi grows even faster.
[16:22] G
    Right, Asagi?
[16:24] Ymz
    Isn't that just the hag from reception?!
[16:27] G
    Our Asagi grows at an incredible rate.
[16:30] G
    Despite being a genin,
[16:31] G
    her clerical efficiency helped
    her rise to the position
[16:34] G
    of Oniwaban's accountant in no time.
[16:36] G
    Isn't that right, Asagi?
[16:38] Ymz
    Okay, so she climbed the ladder to success
    real fast, but she's old and withered now!
[16:43] Ymz
    She's just a hag!
[16:45] Zen
    Gramps.
[16:46] Zen
    I don't think this is gonna work as training.
[16:48] Zen
    Jumping over her is too easy.
[16:50] G
    What are you talking about?
[16:52] G
    Asagi has a lot left in her yet!
[16:54] G
    Nobody can stop her!
[16:57] G
    Isn't that right, Asagi?
[17:01] G
    She's not anywhere close to being done.
[17:05] G
    In fact, she hasn't even begun.
[17:12] G
    Isn't that right, Asagi?
[17:14] Ymz
    This really is endless Asagi! What the hell?!
[17:17] G
    This is the clone technique.
[17:18] G
    It's the only way to gain superhuman
    leaping ability in one day.
[17:24] Ymz
    She grew so much, she's ultimately
    returned to the earth!
[17:31] Ymz
    The Asagis turned into dominoes!
[17:38] G
    Asagi!
[17:41] Zen
    Ninjas leap over walls because
    it requires the least effort.
[17:46] Zen
    But breaking through a wall that would
[17:48] Zen
    take too much effort to leap over
    is also a ninja technique.
[17:50] Ymz
    That just ruined the whole effect!
[17:53] W
    That's Zen-chan for you.
[17:55] W
    You incited my self-destruction and
    broke through the wall from the inside.
[18:00] W
    You truly are the boss's son.
[18:02] W
    Become a fine ninja...
[18:05] Ymz
    There isn't a single fine ninja in the place!
[18:09] G
    Well done, you two.
[18:11] G
    I never thought you'd take Asagi down.
[18:14] G
    Here's your reward!
[18:15] G
    I'll now throw Asagi and chikuwa at you!
[18:17] G
    Dodge the Asagi and eat the chikuwa!
[18:22] Ymz
    Pick up poor Asagi!
[18:25] G
    Let's move on to the next task.
[18:27] G
    You must now hide in this pond.
[18:29] Ymz
    Ah, the water-escape tactic, right?
[18:32] Ymz
    The one where you hide underwater
    and use a bamboo pole to breathe?
[18:35] G
    No.
[18:38] G
    You must hide underwater and
    use Asagi's hole to breathe.
[18:42] Ymz
    Why her hole?!
[18:44] G
    There's no guarantee you'll always
    have a bamboo pole in an emergency.
[18:47] G
    Isn't that right, Asagi?
[18:49] Ymz
    Always having an Asagi around
    would be even weirder!
[18:51] G
    It's basically the same
    as using a bamboo pole.
[18:54] G
    Asagi will put her head above
    the surface and take in oxygen.
[18:57] G
    You two must take that oxygen from her ass.
[19:00] Ymz
    That's not oxygen! It's poison gas!
[19:02] G
    You mustn't resurface until
    I call out to you, okay?
[19:06] G
    Begin!
[19:12] Ymz
    No way.
[19:13] Ymz
    Even if it'll get me a license,
[19:15] Ymz
    I'm not going mouth-to-mouth with that!
[19:20] Zen
    That so?
[19:22] Zen
    Then make do with my gas.
[19:31] Zen
    Through me...
[19:34] Zen
    And through you...
[19:45] Zen
    That's three people's worth!
[19:50] G
    Asagi!
[19:55] G
    Y-You stink!
[19:57] G
    Ew!
[19:59] Zen
    You just called out "you,"
    didn't you, Gramps?
[20:01] Ymz
    What kinda solution is that?!
[20:05] W
    I never thought you'd use that as a weapon.
[20:09] W
    Brilliant.
[20:10] W
    Become a fine ninja...
[20:13] Ymz
    You know, the key to that
    lethal weapon was your fart!
[20:18] G
    Well done. Here's your reward!
[20:20] G
    I'll now throw Asagi!
[20:22] G
    Stand there and watch!
[20:24] Ymz
    That's nothing but domestic violence!
[20:27] G
    I didn't expect you to be this good.
[20:29] G
    You have far too much talent
    to stay a mere genin.
[20:33] Ymz
    Um...
[20:34] Ymz
    All I did was fart, pretty much.
[20:36] G
    But here's your final task.
[20:39] G
    If you don't clear this, you
    won't get your genin license.
[20:43] G
    Ninjas must, at all times,
    believe in themselves alone.
[20:46] G
    No matter what their mission,
    they must be prepared to turn
[20:48] G
    their heart to stone in order
    to fulfill their objective.
[20:51] G
    Even if it were
[20:55] G
    a mission to kill their own master.
[21:00] Ymz
    D-Don't tell me...
[21:02] W
    Gramps, you...
[21:05] G
    That's right.
[21:06] G
    Your final task
[21:09] G
    is to kill Asagi—
[21:20] W
    Here's your final task.
[21:24] W
    I'll now throw Gramps, chikuwa,
    and a license at you.
[21:28] W
    Choose what you want and pick it up.
SIGN    Yamazaki Sagaru Birthday: 2/6 School: Iga
    Valid until 3/6 Eats a lot of anpan during stakeouts.
SIGN    Genin
SIGN    Ninja License
SIGN    Oedo Ninja Association
[21:32] Ymz
    Ask yourself.
[21:33] Ymz
    What was it that you wanted?
[21:38] Ymz
    Here we go!
SIGN    Special Service Award Yamazaki Sagaru
[21:43] G
    Hey, apparently Yamazaki earned
    some kind of distinction again!
[21:47] G
    Same old boring inspector
    work again, though, right?
[21:50] G
    Nah, I heard he rounded up a bunch
    of bad guys all on his own this time.
[21:54] G
    Huh?
[21:55] G
    What the...
[21:56] G
    What happened to him?
[21:59] G
    Yamazaki!
[22:00] G
    Congrats on a job well done!
    Give us the whole story.
[22:03] G
    How about joining us for a meal?
[22:08] Ymz
    I'm good.
SIGN    Ninja Hattari-san
[22:10] Ymz
    I've got chikuwa to eat.
SIGN    Arriving Late to a Reunion
    Makes it Hard to Enter
[23:45] Gin
    Next Episode: "Arriving Late to a
    Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter."
SIGN    Next week, we have a Joi rebels reunion,
SIGN    with an all-star cast making appearances!
SIGN    It's organized by...
SIGN    N-
SIGN    N-No way...