# E270 - A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRE5PPV36/a-mirror-provides-a-frozen-reflection-of-both-your-beautiful-and-ugly-sides)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odd Jobs Gin-chan
<br>**[01:49] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with the morning sickness?<br>**[01:51] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So annoying. Scoot.<br>**[01:55] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's the toothpaste?<br>**[01:57] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In your hand.<br>**[02:00] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not this. The new tube.<br>**[02:01] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That one's still usable.<br>**[02:06] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all empty.<br>**[02:07] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You used the last bit.<br>**[02:09] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then...<br>**[02:11] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fill it with water.<br>**[02:13] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't Setsuko's can of fruit drops.<br>**[02:15] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should learn from her and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;try taking some runny dumps.<br>**[02:20] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't matter what you brush<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your teeth with anyway.<br>**[02:23] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. You can use some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my Tsubakiki Shampoo.<br>**[02:27] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My poop really will be runny.<br>**[02:29] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's your problem? Bitching and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whining first thing in the morning...<br>**[02:34] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm hungover here.<br>**[02:36] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What will it take to satisfy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you, Your Highness?<br>**[02:39] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vidal Hahhoon.<br>**[02:42] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine.<br>**[02:45] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's some money. Go buy—<br>**[02:47] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Woohoo!<br>**[02:49] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Don't you dare!<br>**[02:51] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Buy *toothpaste*!<br>**[02:56] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's weird.<br>**[02:59] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did we always have a mirror here?<br>**[03:03] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm off!<br>**[03:04] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it right there, Kagura!<br>**[03:19] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was close!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got some repair work done while you guys  were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
<br>**[03:27] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This note...<br>**[03:29] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really should stick it in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a more noticeable place.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got some repair work done while you guys were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
<br>**[03:34] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perfect.<br>**[03:37] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At last, my home,<br>**[03:39] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the mecca where I get to observe,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;long-term, Gin-san's knapsack,<br>**[03:42] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my very own 1LGK, is complete!<br>**[03:46] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There aren't many properties<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a view this good!<br>**[03:48] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From this magic mirror,<br>**[03:50] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can ogle every last bit of him, from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the back of his **** to the tip of his ****!<br>**[03:54] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I'm starting to get hot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just thinking about it...<br>**[03:58] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He's back!*<br>**[04:02] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You can bare it all, Gin-san.*<br>**[04:05] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This mirror exists to freeze*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that moment in time!*<br>**[04:08] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[04:10] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san?<br>**[04:10] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What, it's just the glasses hanger? Get lost!*<br>**[04:11] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kagura-chan? Where are you?<br>**[04:15] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[04:16] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A mirror?<br>**[04:17] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, when did she get repairs done?<br>**[04:21] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, yeah, I guess we do use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the kitchen as a washroom.<br>**[04:25] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, thanks for that explanation.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now will Yamcha please exit the stage?*<br>**[04:28] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if they'll notice I got a haircut.<br>**[04:30] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But nothing's changed.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody's gonna notice, for sure.*<br>**[04:34] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did I get too adventurous this time?<br>**[04:36] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not seeing where you*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;went on an adventure.*<br>**[04:38] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You haven't set one foot outside your home.*<br>**[04:41] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Uh, what's the deal? Aren't you done yet?*<br>**[04:44] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Enough with the 45 degree angle already!*<br>**[04:46] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You're pissing me off!*<br>**[04:49] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[04:51] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He finally left.*<br>**[04:53] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had to see a pointless side*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of a pointless guy there.*<br>**[04:58] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Somebody's here!*<br>**[05:00] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Enough already, damn it!*<br>**[05:03] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell?!<br>**[05:04] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What the hell is* your *problem?!*<br>**[05:07] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you calling Tom Cruise?!<br>**[05:08] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We just share the same hairstyle!<br>**[05:09] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're never gonna get a*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chance to use that retort!*<br>**[05:12] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only look like him from a 45 degree angle!<br>**[05:15] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody's gonna notice!*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You haven't changed one bit!*<br>**[05:17] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't get me in trouble!<br>**[05:18] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[05:19] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Are you done now?*<br>**[05:20] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bed hair, all good.<br>**[05:21] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nostril hair, all good.<br>**[05:22] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unshaven spots, all good.<br>**[05:24] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.*<br>**[05:25] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody pays that much attention*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to you, you pre-pubescent virgin.*<br>**[05:31] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chest hair, all good.<br>**[05:33] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All good, my ass!*<br>**[05:35] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why is a virgin so shaggy?!*<br>**[05:35] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who knows what they'd say if they saw this.<br>**[05:36] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For such a paper-thin character,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he sure has some thick body hair!*<br>**[05:40] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I should give permanent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hair removal a shot.<br>**[05:43] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I saw something I shouldn't have.*<br>**[05:45] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is Shinpachi-kun's true form.*<br>**[05:49] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The name "Shinpachi-kun"*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't fit him anymore.*<br>**[05:51] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can only see him as Wakadaisho!*<br>**[05:53] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back.<br>**[05:57] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wakadaisho!*<br>**[06:00] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[06:02] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Nothing.<br>**[06:04] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to drink some Fanda<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Grape, but it burst out.<br>**[06:08] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Anyway, weren't you with Gin-san?<br>**[06:11] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't ask me.<br>**[06:12] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I see.<br>**[06:14] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That won't do, Kagura-chan.<br>**[06:16] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shouldn't go out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without washing your face.<br>**[06:18] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I forgot.<br>**[06:20] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Girls need to be careful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about their appearance.<br>**[06:24] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He made it through!*<br>**[06:25] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do I have to go through such*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a nerve-racking experience?*<br>**[06:30] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eye crap, all good.<br>**[06:31] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nose crap, all good.<br>**[06:32] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Teeth crap, all good.<br>**[06:33] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now it's your turn?*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got some repair work done while you guys  were out, so don't touch the mirror - Otose
<br>**[06:35] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if a heroine could ever*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have stuff like that.*<br>**[06:39] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oops.<br>**[06:40] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot about the pole of crap.<br>**[06:44] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something very unbecoming of a*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;heroine just burst out of her ass!*<br>**[06:48] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to shampoo this, too.<br>**[06:50] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, is that...*<br>**[06:51] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A tail?!*<br>**[06:53] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This girl has a tail?!*<br>**[06:55] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;270 episodes in, and this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shocking truth comes to light?!*<br>**[06:59] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'd really suck if people saw this.<br>**[07:02] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'd definitely call it a pole of crap.<br>**[07:04] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I should give permanent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hair removal a shot.<br>**[07:06] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, will permanent hair*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;removal even work on that?*<br>**[07:09] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But without this, I wouldn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be able to braid my hair...<br>**[07:12] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's how you braided it?*<br>**[07:14] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or transform when I see the moon...<br>**[07:17] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She could transform?!*<br>**[07:19] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or wrap it around my waist like a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;belt when I put on my combat suit.<br>**[07:24] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd heard she belonged to a warrior race,*<br>**[07:26] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but I had no idea they were the real deal!*<br>**[07:28] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The name "Kagura-chan"*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't fit her anymore.*<br>**[07:30] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can only see her as Kakarot!*<br>**[07:34] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What am I to do?*<br>**[07:36] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*One after the other...*<br>**[07:38] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*How am I supposed to take these revelations?*<br>**[07:42] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm back.<br>**[07:44] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Kakarot!*<br>**[07:49] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[07:51] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-Nothing.<br>**[07:53] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just drank some Fanda Grape,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it started bursting out of my ass.<br>**[07:57] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I put the Vidal Hahhoon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and toothpaste over there.<br>**[08:01] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey.<br>**[08:03] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, I bought you some hangover<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;medicine, so don't forget to take it.<br>**[08:11] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys forgot to take*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something far more important!*<br>**[08:14] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And now it looks like something outrageous!*<br>**[08:16] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Another two dragonballs and*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shenron will show up here!*<br>**[08:19] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's over!*<br>**[08:20] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You guys will be exposed for sure!*<br>**[08:22] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ah, how wrong I was.*<br>**[08:26] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I shouldn't have witnessed their true selves.*<br>**[08:32] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never wanted to see the bond*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that Odd Jobs had fall apart.*<br>**[08:39] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those guys...<br>**[08:41] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They were hiding something like this from me?<br>**[08:44] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sheesh.<br>**[08:45] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did they seriously think I hadn't noticed?<br>**[08:49] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Don't tell me, Gin-san...*<br>**[08:51] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You knew?*<br>**[08:52] Sac**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You knew everything and had*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;long since accepted it all?*<br>**[08:56] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys...<br>**[09:00] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew long ago that you'd realized<br>**[09:03] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wear a wig.<br>**[09:08] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for this wonderful present,<br>**[09:11] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for accepting me as I am.<br>**[09:14] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What am I supposed to use this for?<br>**[09:16] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I get it.<br>**[09:18] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have been really thinning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;down there lately.<br>**[09:21] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this is how it's used.<br>**[09:23] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[09:25] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lookin' pretty good—<br>**[09:35] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Pardon the intrujin.<br>**[09:46] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A mirror also reflects<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your ugly side as it is.<br>**[09:52] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While she was watching us, she was also<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taking a long, hard look at herself...<br>**[09:57] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The ugly sight of her peeping at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;things people wanted to keep hidden.<br>**[10:01] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...<br>**[10:02] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter how you look at it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were the ones exposing ourselves.<br>**[10:05] Kag**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I hope she learned her lesson.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odd Jobs Gin-chan  Snack Otose
<br>**[10:08] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the very least, she won't be able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to look in a mirror for a while.<br>**[10:27] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hell are you doing?<br>**[10:30] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have I become a mirror of your true self now?<br>**[10:34] Sac**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tee-hee.<br>**[10:35] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't wear glasses.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special Police <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinsengumi
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special Service Award  Yamazaki Sagaru
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special Service Award  Yamazaki Sagaru
<br>**[10:49] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like Yamazaki did some good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work and got recognized by the brass.<br>**[10:54] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Guess he really is cut out to be an inspector.<br>**[10:57] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's truly an inspector among inspectors.<br>**[11:00] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, you know,<br>**[11:02] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been wondering for a while...<br>**[11:04] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What exactly do inspectors do?<br>**[11:09] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've heard their job is to eat anpan 24/7.<br>**[11:12] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nah, it's all about badminton.<br>**[11:14] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Really?<br>**[11:16] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what inspectors do?<br>**[11:18] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Basically, it's mundane work assigned to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mediocre guys with no particular talents.<br>**[11:24] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I see.<br>**[11:26] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No wonder Yamazaki's a good fit.<br>**[11:30] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it all!<br>**[11:33] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody understands what I go through!<br>**[11:37] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure, inspectors handle boring,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;behind-the-scenes tasks like stakeouts and recon.<br>**[11:42] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if it weren't for us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;laying the groundwork,<br>**[11:44] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those guys who do the actual field work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wouldn't be able to do anything!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spies don't get any days off this year either!!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Available for Rental Starting 5/6 (Thu)
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spy Works Collection
<br>**[11:51] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I should become a spy, too.<br>**[11:54] Att**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm very sorry.<br>**[11:56] Att**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your license seems to have expired,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we can't issue you a membership card.<br>**[12:00] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ack. I forgot to go renew it.<br>**[12:04] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a pain.<br>**[12:05] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do I really have to visit that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;training institute again?<br>**[12:13] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Wait a second!<br>**[12:16] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Sorry, just wondering...<br>**[12:18] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where can I get one of those ninja licenses?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hattori Zenzo    Birthday: 8/22      School: Iga <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Valid until 9/22     Former Leader of the Oniwaban
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Current Occupation:  Freelance Jonin
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja License
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oedo Ninja  Association
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oedo Ninja Training Institute
<br>**[12:31] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My, how unusual.<br>**[12:34] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't see a lot of people applying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for ninja licenses these days.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reception
<br>**[12:38] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me make this clear first.<br>**[12:39] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Becoming a ninja doesn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mean you'll be able to use<br>**[12:41] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stuff like the Rasengan or chakra, okay?<br>**[12:45] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay.<br>**[12:46] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Write down your name and address here.<br>**[12:48] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[12:50] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now I can really show those guys.*<br>**[12:52] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ninjas are experts at espionage,*<br>**[12:54] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so if I can get a license...*<br>**[12:57] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But this place...*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful not to use  ninjutsu and genjutsu illegally.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can be a ninja too!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja tools on sale
<br>**[12:59] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is it really legit?*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nightingale-Flooring Room
<br>**[13:02] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What course are you gonna go for?<br>**[13:04] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, there are multiple courses?<br>**[13:06] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Genin Course
<br>**[13:09] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The genin course is basically<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like getting a moped license.<br>**[13:12] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can complete it in a day.<br>**[13:13] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You can become a ninja in a day?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chunin Course
<br>**[13:16] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The chunin course is like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a motorbike license,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jonin Course
<br>**[13:18] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the jonin course is like a regular,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;automatic transmission vehicle license.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hokage Course
<br>**[13:22] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Hokage course is a bit tricky.<br>**[13:24] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the same as a manual<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;transmission vehicle license.<br>**[13:26] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you taking the Hokage too lightly?!<br>**[13:29] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a limit to taking it easy!<br>**[13:31] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did Naruto and friends<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;put in all that effort for?!<br>**[13:33] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, if all you want is a license,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the genin course should do.<br>**[13:37] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't feel special at all anymore.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reception
<br>**[13:41] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zen-chan, I take it you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want your license renewed?<br>**[13:43] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[13:44] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had a gold license, but I got<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hit with a speeding ticket.<br>**[13:48] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're too light on your feet.<br>**[13:51] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even ninjas can get speeding tickets?<br>**[13:53] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it against the law to run too fast?!<br>**[13:56] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One moment.<br>**[13:56] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go see if any instructors are free.<br>**[14:01] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Gramps.<br>**[14:04] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some kids are here for training.<br>**[14:06] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Knock before you open the door, you hag!<br>**[14:09] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong with you?!<br>**[14:10] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you watching *A Kunoichi's <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Porn Diaries* again?!<br>**[14:13] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't I tell you to stop because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's bad for your health?<br>**[14:16] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, what do we do?<br>**[14:17] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How are you gonna teach two at once?<br>**[14:18] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-Shut up!<br>**[14:20] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll just teach them using the clone technique!<br>**[14:23] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I threw your clone in the trash<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because was busted and leaking air!<br>**[14:27] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who said you could do that, you shitty hag?!<br>**[14:30] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My Kunoichi III!<br>**[14:36] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There you have it.<br>**[14:37] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two will be going through joint training.<br>**[14:41] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, Zenzo-san.<br>**[14:44] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this place really okay?<br>**[14:46] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need to worry.<br>**[14:48] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get this over with. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Report to the garden at once.<br>**[14:48] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite what he looks like,<br>**[14:50] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that geezer was a trusted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;friend of my father,<br>**[14:52] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the former Oniwaban leader.<br>**[14:53] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His ninjutsu skills are top-notch.<br>**[14:57] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...<br>**[15:00] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll now be taking the ninja course.<br>**[15:06] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, you two.<br>**[15:07] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First make sure it's safe,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then get on your ride.<br>**[15:13] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me, Sensei.<br>**[15:15] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't see anything safe about this!<br>**[15:18] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you want a license?<br>**[15:19] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up and get on.<br>**[15:21] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't come here to get a toad license!<br>**[15:24] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Didn't you want a ninja<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;light vehicle license?<br>**[15:29] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heavy vehicle, then?<br>**[15:31] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not the Nine-Tails, either!<br>**[15:33] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, sorry.<br>**[15:34] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't the Hokage course?<br>**[15:36] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, dodge the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dumbbells and eat the chikuwa!<br>**[15:39] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not Hattori-kun, either!<br>**[15:43] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er...<br>**[15:45] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's start with training your legs.<br>**[15:49] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since time immemorial, ninjas have strived<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to achieve superhuman leg strength.<br>**[15:54] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this is one of the training<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;methods they devised.<br>**[15:58] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You plant an asagi seed<br>**[16:01] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and jump over it every day.<br>**[16:04] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asagi grows quickly.<br>**[16:06] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In a few months, it'll grow taller<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than the roofs of buildings.<br>**[16:10] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I've heard of this training.<br>**[16:13] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But since I opted for the genin license,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only get to take lessons for one day.<br>**[16:17] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry.<br>**[16:19] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our Asagi grows even faster.<br>**[16:22] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, Asagi?<br>**[16:24] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Isn't that just the hag from reception?!*<br>**[16:27] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our Asagi grows at an incredible rate.<br>**[16:30] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite being a genin,<br>**[16:31] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her clerical efficiency helped<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her rise to the position<br>**[16:34] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Oniwaban's accountant in no time.<br>**[16:36] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that right, Asagi?<br>**[16:38] Ymz**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, so she climbed the ladder to success*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;real fast, but she's old and withered now!*<br>**[16:43] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She's just a hag!*<br>**[16:45] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gramps.<br>**[16:46] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think this is gonna work as training.<br>**[16:48] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jumping over her is too easy.<br>**[16:50] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you talking about?<br>**[16:52] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asagi has a lot left in her yet!<br>**[16:54] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody can stop her!<br>**[16:57] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that right, Asagi?<br>**[17:01] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's not anywhere close to being done.<br>**[17:05] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, she hasn't even begun.<br>**[17:12] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that right, Asagi?<br>**[17:14] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This really is endless Asagi! What the hell?!<br>**[17:17] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the clone technique.<br>**[17:18] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the only way to gain superhuman<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;leaping ability in one day.<br>**[17:24] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She grew so much, she's ultimately<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;returned to the earth!<br>**[17:31] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Asagis turned into dominoes!<br>**[17:38] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asagi!<br>**[17:41] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninjas leap over walls because<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it requires the least effort.<br>**[17:46] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But breaking through a wall that would<br>**[17:48] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;take too much effort to leap over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is also a ninja technique.<br>**[17:50] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That just ruined the whole effect!<br>**[17:53] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Zen-chan for you.<br>**[17:55] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You incited my self-destruction and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;broke through the wall from the inside.<br>**[18:00] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You truly are the boss's son.<br>**[18:02] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Become a fine ninja...<br>**[18:05] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There isn't a single fine ninja in the place!<br>**[18:09] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well done, you two.<br>**[18:11] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought you'd take Asagi down.<br>**[18:14] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's your reward!<br>**[18:15] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll now throw Asagi and chikuwa at you!<br>**[18:17] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dodge the Asagi and eat the chikuwa!<br>**[18:22] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pick up poor Asagi!<br>**[18:25] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's move on to the next task.<br>**[18:27] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must now hide in this pond.<br>**[18:29] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, the water-escape tactic, right?<br>**[18:32] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The one where you hide underwater<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and use a bamboo pole to breathe?<br>**[18:35] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No.<br>**[18:38] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must hide underwater and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use Asagi's hole to breathe.<br>**[18:42] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why her hole?!<br>**[18:44] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no guarantee you'll always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a bamboo pole in an emergency.<br>**[18:47] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that right, Asagi?<br>**[18:49] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always having an Asagi around<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would be even weirder!<br>**[18:51] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's basically the same<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as using a bamboo pole.<br>**[18:54] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asagi will put her head above<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the surface and take in oxygen.<br>**[18:57] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You two must take that oxygen from her ass.<br>**[19:00] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not oxygen! It's poison gas!<br>**[19:02] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mustn't resurface until<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I call out to you, okay?<br>**[19:06] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Begin!<br>**[19:12] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No way.*<br>**[19:13] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Even if it'll get me a license,*<br>**[19:15] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm not going mouth-to-mouth with that!*<br>**[19:20] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That so?*<br>**[19:22] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Then make do with my gas.*<br>**[19:31] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Through me...*<br>**[19:34] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And through you...*<br>**[19:45] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That's three people's worth!*<br>**[19:50] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asagi!<br>**[19:55] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You stink!<br>**[19:57] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ew!<br>**[19:59] Zen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just called out "you,"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;didn't you, Gramps?<br>**[20:01] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kinda solution is that?!<br>**[20:05] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never thought you'd use that as a weapon.<br>**[20:09] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brilliant.<br>**[20:10] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Become a fine ninja...<br>**[20:13] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, the key to that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lethal weapon was your fart!<br>**[20:18] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well done. Here's your reward!<br>**[20:20] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll now throw Asagi!<br>**[20:22] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stand there and watch!<br>**[20:24] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's nothing but domestic violence!<br>**[20:27] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't expect you to be this good.<br>**[20:29] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have far too much talent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stay a mere genin.<br>**[20:33] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[20:34] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All I did was fart, pretty much.<br>**[20:36] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But here's your final task.<br>**[20:39] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't clear this, you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;won't get your genin license.<br>**[20:43] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninjas must, at all times,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;believe in themselves alone.<br>**[20:46] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter what their mission,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they must be prepared to turn<br>**[20:48] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their heart to stone in order<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to fulfill their objective.<br>**[20:51] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if it were<br>**[20:55] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a mission to kill their own master.<br>**[21:00] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Don't tell me...<br>**[21:02] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gramps, you...<br>**[21:05] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[21:06] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your final task<br>**[21:09] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to kill Asagi—<br>**[21:20] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's your final task.<br>**[21:24] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll now throw Gramps, chikuwa,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and a license at you.<br>**[21:28] W**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choose what you want and pick it up.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki Sagaru     Birthday: 2/6     School: Iga <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Valid until 3/6       Eats a lot of anpan during stakeouts.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Genin
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja License
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oedo Ninja Association
<br>**[21:32] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ask yourself.<br>**[21:33] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was it that you wanted?<br>**[21:38] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we go!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special Service Award  Yamazaki Sagaru
<br>**[21:43] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, apparently Yamazaki earned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some kind of distinction again!<br>**[21:47] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Same old boring inspector<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work again, though, right?<br>**[21:50] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nah, I heard he rounded up a bunch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of bad guys all on his own this time.<br>**[21:54] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[21:55] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the...<br>**[21:56] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened to him?<br>**[21:59] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yamazaki!<br>**[22:00] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Congrats on a job well done!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give us the whole story.<br>**[22:03] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about joining us for a meal?<br>**[22:08] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm good.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ninja Hattari-san
<br>**[22:10] Ymz**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got chikuwa to eat.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Arriving Late to a Reunion <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makes it Hard to Enter
<br>**[23:45] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Episode: "Arriving Late to a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next week, we have a Joi rebels reunion,
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with an all-star cast making appearances!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's organized by...
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