E179 - It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed.

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[00:07] Tsukuyo
    Master...
[00:09] Tsukuyo
    How can you be alive?
[00:13] Jiraia
    Look, Tsukuyo.
[00:14] Jiraia
    You will watch as one who
    protects you vanishes.
[00:19] Jiraia
    And a new enemy will be born here
    to replace your King of Night.
[00:24] Jiraia
    I, Jiraia!
[00:29] Jiraia
    By the time you notice
[00:32] Jiraia
    that you're caught in a spiderweb,
[00:35] Jiraia
    it's already too late.
[00:46] Jiraia
    Now, to finish you off.
[00:49] Jiraia
    With your death, the moon
    will become whole again.
[00:53] Jiraia
    Gaze at my beautiful moon
    from the afterlife.
[01:09] Tsukuyo
    Gin...
[01:10] Tsukuyo
    Gin...
[01:12] Tsukuyo
    Gintoki...
SIGN    ["It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed"]
[02:56] Zenzo
    Jiraia the Spider...
[02:58] Zenzo
    He is skilled at spinning threads.
[03:01] Zenzo
    And able to turn any place...
[03:03] Zenzo
    into his web to abuse and
    destroy as he pleases.
[03:09] Zenzo
    There wasn't a better thief
    or assassin around.
[03:15] Zenzo
    But that wasn't what made
    him truly feared.
[03:24] Zenzo
    It was his devotion.
[03:29] Zenzo
    Ninjas aren't like you samurai.
[03:32] Zenzo
    We don't carry any devotion
    to our masters.
[03:35] Zenzo
    We only trust the skills we've developed.
[03:39] Zenzo
    We'll serve anyone who's willing
    to pay for those skills.
[03:43] Zenzo
    We sell off our skills, like a craftsman.
[03:47] Zenzo
    It's no different for us
    Oniwabanshu either.
[03:51] Zenzo
    On the surface, we're said to serve as
    the Shogun's personal secret agents...
[03:57] Zenzo
    But to cut a long story short, that's only because
    the Shogun offered us the highest price.
[04:05] Zenzo
    But he was different.
[04:09] Zenzo
    He was fanatically devoted
    to the Shogun,
[04:11] Zenzo
    and that devotion was
    his only motivation.
[04:13] Zenzo
    I don't mean the young
    Shogun in charge now.
[04:16] Zenzo
    When the former Shogun still ruled,
[04:18] Zenzo
    he would sacrifice his own body to perform
    any dirty job, any dangerous job.
[04:28] Zenzo
    He even burned his own
    face to work undercover.
[04:36] Zenzo
    He abandoned his face, his name...
[04:39] Zenzo
    his very existence for the sake of being
    able to change identities at will.
[04:46] Gintoki
    Sacrifice oneself for the country...
[04:48] Zenzo
    Yeah, it has a nice ring,
[04:52] Zenzo
    but a man who's focused on one thing
[04:54] Zenzo
    will find himself caught in the darkness
    before he realizes it.
[05:00] Zenzo
    When the Amanto came
    twenty years ago,
[05:02] Zenzo
    the Amanto hardliners wished to open relations
    when in reality, they wanted to take over.
[05:08] Zenzo
    As you know, the Bakufu and Shogun
    were terrified and cracked in no time.
[05:17] Zenzo
    But the same couldn't be said for the
    team of specialists, the Oniwabanshu.
[05:23] Zenzo
    The hawks said that this was the
    time to fight and show our skills.
[05:28] Zenzo
    The moderates said that we should accept
    the decision from the higher-ups,
[05:31] Zenzo
    and we had a factional
    dispute on our hands.
[05:34] Zenzo
    Naturally, for the Shogun, too scared to
    fight, the hawks would be a nuisance.
[05:41] Zenzo
    A cruel order was delivered.
[05:45] Zenzo
    Every one of the hawks, down to the last
    clan member, was erased from history.
[05:51] Zenzo
    And for the dirty job of killing his own comrades,
    against armed and skilled men,
[05:57] Zenzo
    he was the only possible choice.
[06:04] Shogun
    Your loyalty is wonderful to behold.
[06:07] Shogun
    However, your position among the Oniwabanshu
    is tarnished after killing your fellow comrades.
[06:13] Jiraia
    I don't mind. I have no comrades.
[06:17] Jiraia
    My web only has room
    for me and my prey.
[06:22] Shogun
    So they weren't your comrades,
    but merely prey caught in your web?
[06:27] Jiraia
    My lord, that wasn't what I meant.
[06:30] Jiraia
    Spiders do not readily eat their prey.
[06:32] Shogun
    I know.
[06:34] Shogun
    They wait for their webbed prey to weaken until
    it can no longer resist before they feast.
[06:40] Jiraia
    That would be how a normal
    spider behaves.
[06:42] Jiraia
    I am different.
[06:44] Jiraia
    I do not allow my prey to realize
    that it's been caught in my web.
[06:48] Jiraia
    I do not weaken it.
[06:50] Jiraia
    I feed it.
[06:51] Shogun
    Feed them?
[06:53] Jiraia
    Like a loyal retainer...
[06:56] Jiraia
    Like a devoted teacher...
[06:59] Jiraia
    I sacrifice myself for my prey,
[07:02] Jiraia
    Feed it to fatten it up.
[07:05] Jiraia
    And once I have exhausted myself
    and my prey is fattened up,
[07:10] Jiraia
    I finally feast.
[07:13] Jiraia
    That is when I'm filled with indescribable
    emptiness and pleasure.
[07:19] Jiraia
    The more I offer to my prey,
[07:23] Jiraia
    the more beautiful my prey has become,
[07:25] Jiraia
    the more rich my prey tastes.
[07:29] Jiraia
    They were not my prey.
[07:32] Jiraia
    They were merely food.
[07:34] Jiraia
    The prey caught in my web right now
[07:38] Jiraia
    would be you, my lord.
[08:12] Zenzo
    It was over in an instant.
[08:14] Zenzo
    My old man couldn't even see it coming.
[08:19] Zenzo
    If the old man hadn't foresee the
    danger and acted as a double,
[08:23] Zenzo
    history may have taken
    a different direction.
[08:26] Zenzo
    Though I can't say if my old man was
    protecting anything worthwhile.
[08:33] Zenzo
    Jiraia was surrounded by the Oniwaban,
[08:35] Zenzo
    and despite receiving critical injuries,
    he managed to escape.
[08:44] Zenzo
    That was when my old man got his legs
    jacked, and legs are what make a ninja.
[08:50] Zenzo
    He retired to teach the next generation.
[08:53] Zenzo
    Though he may have just gotten
    sick of this dirty world.
[08:57] Zenzo
    Jiraia was the monster the Oniwaban failed
    to eliminate and let loose into the world.
[09:03] Zenzo
    And as my dad's successor, it's my
    duty to shoulder that responsibility.
[09:07] Zenzo
    Though I wasn't particularly concerned,
    I did look around for him.
[09:13] Zenzo
    But now that I've actually seen
    him, I've changed my mind.
[09:17] Zenzo
    I don't want to fight with that sicko.
[09:20] Zenzo
    Take my word for it.
[09:21] Zenzo
    You should give up as well.
[09:29] Zenzo
    His devotion is to his prey.
[09:34] Zenzo
    And right now, his twisted devotion
    is focused towards his student.
[09:40] Tsukuyo
    Yo-Yoshiwara...
[09:42] Jiraia
    Yes, we're in Yoshiwara.
[09:45] Jiraia
    The place where the King
    of Night once ruled.
[09:48] Jiraia
    The stage I've prepared for you
    to watch everything unfold.
[09:53] Jiraia
    I shall reignite the flames
    from four years ago.
[09:57] Jiraia
    This time, the flames won't be an illusion.
[10:00] Jiraia
    This time, I'll burn every last person
    you depend on to ashes.
[10:06] Jiraia
    Return everything to zero.
[10:08] Jiraia
    When the moon once again
    rise into the heavens,
[10:14] Jiraia
    I shall be the one to devour it.
[10:18] Tsukuyo
    Stop!!
[10:22] Zenzo
    He's willing to sacrifice anything for his prey,
    for the sake of completing his creation.
[10:29] Zenzo
    Everything around his prey
    will be used as food.
[10:34] Zenzo
    And when he destroys
    the fruit of his labor,
[10:39] Zenzo
    he feels supreme pleasure.
[10:44] Zenzo
    If you stand around, you'll
    also become food.
[10:47] Zenzo
    I won't be there to save you this time.
[10:52] Guy
    It's a fire!
[10:53] Guy
    Run for it!
[10:57] Guy
    Fires are starting all over the place!
[11:00] Woman
    Look! The fire...
[11:03] Man
    What is this?! What's going on?!
[11:07] Zenzo
    Sorry. After saving you
    and bringing you here,
[11:11] Zenzo
    it turns out that this was
    part of his spiderweb.
[11:14] Gintoki
    I couldn't ask for any more.
[11:15] Zenzo
    Huh?
[11:16] Gintoki
    Wanna know the only way to survive
    when caught in a spiderweb?
[11:23] Gintoki
    You eat off the spider.
[11:25] Zenzo
    Are you...
[11:27] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[11:30] Shinpachi
    What's going on?!
[11:32] Kagura
    Does this have something to do with
    the people who took Tsukky?
[11:35] Seita
    Gin-san, the members of Hyakka
    are putting out the fires.
[11:39] Seita
    Mom was worried about your injuries
    so she said that you should run away!
[11:44] Gintoki
    Thanks.
[11:47] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, Kagura, take care of the fires.
[11:50] Gintoki
    Listen up. You'd better not let anyone die.
[11:53] Gintoki
    If it gets real bad, you should all
    ditch the town and run away.
[11:56] Kagura
    What are you talking about, Gin-chan?
[11:59] Kagura
    Where are you going in that shape?!
[12:01] Kagura
    You're the one who needs to...
[12:04] Kagura
    Gin-chan?
[12:06] Gintoki
    I don't like it.
[12:08] Gintoki
    I don't like it one damn bit!
[12:14] Gintoki
    I'll die before I let that son of a
    bitch call himself her master!
[12:43] Jiraia
    Look, Tsukuyo.
[12:45] Jiraia
    Yoshiwara is burning.
[12:47] Jiraia
    The place you protect, the place
    you belong is turning to ash.
[12:52] Jiraia
    This will be the last one.
[12:56] Jiraia
    A large quantity of explosives has been
    placed at the end of this thread.
[13:00] Jiraia
    Once I light it, Yoshiwara will
    be burned to the ground.
[13:05] Tsukuyo
    Stop!
[13:06] Tsukuyo
    Please stop this!
[13:09] Jiraia
    I love that look on your face.
[13:11] Jiraia
    Are you scared of being alone?
[13:13] Jiraia
    Do you care so much about yourself?
[13:19] Jiraia
    Beyond, you will find that abandoning
    your sense of self
[13:24] Jiraia
    will lead to true beauty and power.
[13:26] Jiraia
    This won't be the end.
[13:29] Jiraia
    You will begin anew from the ashes.
[13:34] Tsukuyo
    Jiraia!!
[13:42] Jiraia
    The threads snapped...?
[13:48] Jiraia
    Threads running in every direction
    are snapping one after another.
[13:54] Jiraia
    This vibration...
[14:03] Jiraia
    Food that doesn't know
    when to give up, huh?
[14:05] Jiraia
    They can no longer move freely
    after being caught in my web.
[14:13] Jiraia
    And yet they still attempt to resist?
[14:17] Kagura
    Shinpachi!
[14:19] Kagura
    We're cutting down every last of these!
[14:23] Kagura
    We can't let the fire spread any further!
[14:26] Shinpachi
    We won't let anyone else hurt this town!
[14:30] Shinpachi
    They've all suffered so much!
[14:33] Shinpachi
    They've finally won back their own home!
[14:38] Shinpachi
    Doesn't matter what comes!
[14:39] Kagura
    Doesn't matter how often it comes!
[14:41] Both
    We'll hold strong!
[14:43] Both
    Don't underestimate the
    saviors of Yoshiwara!
[14:46] Hinowa
    Team one will work on
    putting out the fires.
[14:48] Hinowa
    Team two will help anyone
    who didn't escape in time.
[14:51] Hinowa
    Team three will tear down buildings
    to slow down the fire.
[14:55] Hinowa
    Listen carefully.
[14:56] Hinowa
    The Hyakka don't have enough
    people to deal with this.
[14:58] Hinowa
    You should all do whatever you can.
[15:02] Hinowa
    We must protect our own town.
[15:04] Women
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:12] Hyakka
    Lady Hinowa, have you heard anything
    about Lady Tsukuyo...
[15:16] Hinowa
    She'll return.
[15:18] Hinowa
    I'm sure she will.
[15:19] Hinowa
    So we must protect the
    place she will return to.
[15:25] Hinowa
    The place where she belongs.
[15:30] Tsukuyo
    Everyone...
[15:31] Jiraia
    A futile effort.
[15:33] Jiraia
    Struggle as they may,
[15:35] ---
    this place is within my spiderweb.
[15:38] Jiraia
    It is impossible to escape
    from the threads.
[15:41] Jiraia
    It is impossible to survive.
[15:57] Jiraia
    They're all doomed to become food.
[16:02] Hinowa
    You people...!
[16:04] Hyakka
    No!
[16:04] Hyakka
    The bandits are using the
    fire as an opportunity to...!
[16:07] Hyakka
    Lady Hinowa!
[16:11] Seita
    Mom!
[16:22] Hinowa
    Kunai?
[16:24] Zenzo
    Oh, sorry about that.
[16:27] Zenzo
    I dropped my kunai.
[16:29] Zenzo
    I have no idea what's going on.
[16:31] Zenzo
    I didn't see a thing.
[16:32] Zenzo
    I've been reading JUMP the whole time.
[16:35] Zenzo
    I'm obviously not lending a hand here.
[16:38] Shinpachi
    Zenzo-san!
[16:43] Zenzo
    Hinowa-san, was it?
[16:44] Zenzo
    How much will you offer for my skills?
[16:47] Hinowa
    You come to Yoshiwara to sell yourself
    instead of buying a woman?
[16:52] Zenzo
    Heh, I used to think that fuglies
    were the only way to go,
[16:55] Zenzo
    but I guess hotties aren't that bad either.
[16:58] Zenzo
    Don't mind about us. Get back to work.
[17:01] Zenzo
    This VIP ticket won't be worth anything
    if the place burns down.
[17:05] Shinpachi
    That's reckless! There
    are too many of them!
[17:07] Zenzo
    The bastard stole the big job.
[17:10] Zenzo
    I'll have to make do with this.
[17:13] Zenzo
    I'll show you how scary
    a real ninja can be.
[17:17] Zenzo
    Pop out your eyeballs
    and watch carefully.
[17:20] Zenzo
    My moves will be over in a instant.
[17:23] Zenzo
    Zenzo Hattori of the Marishiten...
[17:27] Zenzo
    has come to play!
[17:31] Jiraia
    So they cut of all my threads.
[17:34] Jiraia
    I thought that bugs with spunk
    would serve as good food,
[17:38] Jiraia
    but I may have overdone it...
[17:41] Tsukuyo
    Jiraia, I beg of you...
[17:43] Tsukuyo
    Please stop this.
[17:46] Tsukuyo
    Please stop doing this.
[17:48] Tsukuyo
    It was... It was all my fault.
[17:52] Tsukuyo
    I'll leave this place.
[17:54] Tsukuyo
    I'll no longer rely on others.
[17:57] Tsukuyo
    I'll no longer get involved
    with other people.
[18:00] Tsukuyo
    I'll live alone.
[18:02] Tsukuyo
    I'll live as you tell me to.
[18:05] Tsukuyo
    If that doesn't satisfy you,
[18:08] Tsukuyo
    you can kill me.
[18:10] Tsukuyo
    So please stop this.
[18:13] Tsukuyo
    Don't... hurt...
[18:16] Tsukuyo
    Don't hurt my precious friends any more.
[18:22] Tsukuyo
    I shall sacrifice my very existence
    for my friends.
[18:27] Jiraia
    No!!
[18:29] Jiraia
    That's not what I wanted from you!
[18:33] Jiraia
    Why can't you understand?!
[18:35] Jiraia
    Why must your soul be so weak?!
[18:39] Jiraia
    Why can't you reach my strength?!
[18:44] Jiraia
    Why can't you become me?
[18:47] Jiraia
    Tsukuyo, do you know why I spent
    so much time raising you?
[18:54] Jiraia
    So I could kill you with my own hands.
[18:57] Jiraia
    I devote myself to my webbed prey the way
    a servant devotes himself to his master.
[19:03] Jiraia
    And then I feast when my prey has
    become beautiful and succulent.
[19:07] Jiraia
    It's like dominoes.
[19:10] Jiraia
    The more effort put into a work,
    the more beautiful it is,
[19:16] Jiraia
    the more emptiness and pleasure
    you feel when you destroy it.
[19:20] Jiraia
    Desire which can never be quenched.
[19:22] Jiraia
    It only grows stronger
    with each new prey.
[19:27] Jiraia
    Do you understand, Tsukuyo?
[19:29] Jiraia
    The answer I finally arrived at was you.
[19:33] Jiraia
    I want to kill myself.
[19:36] Jiraia
    The mere thought sends
    shivers down my spine.
[19:39] Jiraia
    There could be nothing better.
[19:42] Jiraia
    What else could give a
    greater sense of loss?
[19:45] Jiraia
    To accomplish this, I needed to create
    an existence that could be me.
[19:50] Jiraia
    The embodiment of carnage with
    a strong soul and strong body
[19:53] Jiraia
    who could stand alone
    without relying on others.
[19:57] Jiraia
    I thought you could do it.
[20:00] Jiraia
    But I was wrong, apparently.
[20:04] Jiraia
    I didn't expect you to sink so low.
[20:06] Jiraia
    If I had known this would happen,
[20:08] Jiraia
    I would have killed you when
    you were still beautiful.
[20:12] Jiraia
    Such a failure.
[20:14] Jiraia
    I can see that the deaths of your
    friends won't be enough.
[20:18] Jiraia
    How do I make you become like me?
[20:21] Jiraia
    How do I make you become
    as strong as me?
[20:26] Jiraia
    I'll flay the skin off of you.
[20:27] Jiraia
    No one will realize your existence if your
    body becomes unrecognizable like mine.
[20:35] Jiraia
    Your friends won't recognize you.
[20:38] Jiraia
    You'll be alone in this world, just like me.
[20:43] Jiraia
    I'm sure you'll become as strong as I am.
[20:46] Jiraia
    I'm sure you'll become just like me...
[21:02] Gintoki
    Hey...
[21:04] Gintoki
    Get your hands off her.
[21:06] Gintoki
    Get your stinkin' hands off this woman.
[21:10] Jiraia
    Y-You're...?!
[21:13] Tsukuyo
    Gi-Ginto...
[21:35] Tsukuyo
    Gin...toki...
[23:14] Gintoki
    Take me as your student...
[23:15] All
    Ginpachi Sensei!
[23:18] Gintoki
    Uh, a question from Junpei Masuda-kun
    of Kanagawa prefecture.
[23:22] Gintoki
    Hello, Mr. Ginpachi.
[23:24] Gintoki
    My name is Junpei Masuda.
[23:26] Gintoki
    I love GinTama.
[23:28] Gintoki
    That is why I'll become a manga
    artist like Mr. Sorachi.
SIGN    [Note: Creator of GinTama]
[23:33] Gintoki
    However, I don't draw very
    well, or I suck, actually.
[23:38] Gintoki
    I always draw pictures of Naruto,
    but they don't turn out well.
[23:43] Gintoki
    So please take me as your
    student, Mr. Sorachi.
[23:49] Gintoki
    You probably haven't realized this...
[23:53] Gintoki
    But well, Junpei-kun...
[23:56] Gintoki
    You're probably better off
[24:00] Gintoki
    asking Mr. Kishimoto to let you
    be his student, you know?
SIGN    [Note: Creator of Naruto]
SIGN    
SIGN    ["The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and Difficult it is to Shoulder it"]
SIGN    [An encounter with Shoyo in our younger days... The master's words...]
SIGN    [See you next time.]