E45 - Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

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[00:05] Gintoki
    Hey, I'm home.
[00:08] Gintoki
    Gin-san's back.
[00:13] ---
    I feel like shit.
[00:16] Gintoki
    Somebody... Bring me...Strawberry milk...
[00:21] Gintoki
    What? Nobody's awake?
[00:24] ---
    Man, you lazy bums...
[00:27] Gintoki
    Hey, my strawberry mil...?!
[00:33] Gintoki
    What the... I guess I had too much to drink, after all.
[00:35] ---
    Sadaharu looks awfully huge.
[00:38] Gintoki
    Hey, Shinpachi, get your head out of there and bring me my strawberry milk.
[00:44] Shinpachi
    Are you still half asleep or something?!
[00:45] ---
    Can't you see what's happening?!
[00:46] Kagura
    Sadaharu! Sadaharu turned giant overnight!
[00:50] Gintoki
    Don't bother me with that.
[00:51] Gintoki
    Just a few days passed since I last saw him. Men and dogs hit growth spurts all the time.
[00:57] Shinpachi
    You remain hopeless no matter how many days pass!
SIGN    [Dear viewers, thank you for your honest opinions and feedback, as always.]
SIGN    [Today, we have a cute dog story, so you can relax and enjoy the show.]
SIGN    ["Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed"]
[02:45] Kagura
    Sadaharu loves strawberry milk.
[02:48] Kagura
    He's gotten bigger, but his personality hasn't changed.
[02:51] Shinpachi
    But how in the world did he become like this?
[02:53] Gintoki
    It's because you blindly gave him too much calcium.
[02:58] ---
    Don't underestimate calcium. Taking calcium makes everything better.
[03:02] Shinpachi
    And yet, you're still as stupid as ever.
[03:04] Shinpachi
    More importantly, though, what are we going to do? He's gotten so huge.
[03:08] Gintoki
    It'll be fine, Shinpachi-kun. For times like these...
[03:11] Gintoki (Hoarsely)
    I have the extraordinary "Ruff Translator."
[03:16] Gintoki (Hoarsely)
    With this, we can understand anything Sadaharu says!!
[03:21] Shinpachi
    Where'd you pick up such a convenient device?!
[03:23] Gintoki (Hoarsely)
    Yesterday at the bar, I traded my edamame with the guy sitting next to me.
[03:27] Shinpachi
    That's 100 percent suspicious!
[03:30] Gintoki
    For now, we might be able to learn why he grew so huge and how to reverse it.
[03:35] Gintoki
    Sadaharu, how did you get so big?
[03:39] ---
    Hey, say something!
SIGN    [That hurt. I'll report you to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, dammit!]
[03:47] Kagura
    I think it works...
[03:49] Gintoki
    Damn dog! That's no way to treat your master!
[03:52] Kagura
    My turn next.
[03:55] Kagura
    I'm always taking good care of Sadaharu, so he'll be nice to me.
[03:58] Kagura
    Sadaharu, tell them how much you like me!
SIGN    [More than the readers, who only ranked you 7th in the JUMP popularity poll.]
[04:05] Kagura
    You! How do you know that?!
[04:08] Shinpachi
    Calm down, Kagura-chan. I was only 8th, you know.
[04:12] Shinpachi
    Guess I have no choice.
[04:13] Shinpachi
    After all is said and done, the one who took care of Sadaharu the most was me.
[04:17] Shinpachi
    Sadaharu, you'll listen to me, right?
SIGN    [Sure, you take care of me... When you're not obsessing over that stupid girl idol or being the butt of everyone else's jokes. You're pathetic!]
[04:21] Shinpachi
    You're so mean-spirited! How can such a white dog have such a black heart?!
[04:25] Shinpachi
    And how can one bark mean that much?!
[04:28] Shinpachi
    Wait!! I'm the butt of a joke again!
[04:31] Kagura
    This thing is a piece of junk!
[04:33] Gintoki
    Give me back my edamame, old man!
SIGN    [It hurts.]
[04:39] Kagura
    It hurts?
[04:41] Shinpachi
    Maybe it's broken.
[04:42] Gintoki
    I'm hurting from a hangover.
SIGN    [Help me.]
[04:45] Kagura
    Help me?
[04:46] Gintoki
    We're the ones who need help. What're we going to do?
[04:49] Gintoki
    What's that sound? Somebody eating pocky sticks or something?
[05:00] People
    What is that?!
[05:02] ---
    A dog? Is that a dog?!
[05:04] Male Announcer
    Moving on to our next story...
[05:06] ---
    Ana Ketsuno, Japan's most popular weather forecaster,
[05:09] Male Announcer
    filed for divorce late last month.
[05:12] Male Announcer
    And after being married for only three months! She stated a difference in values as the reason.
[05:12] Mone
    Seems she left him after all. I always knew they would break up.
[05:18] Mone
    Difference in values, my foot. It's a difference in values is what make marriage interesting.
[05:24] Mone
    Right, Komako-chan?
[05:26] Ane
    Don't talk when you haven't even experienced love.
[05:30] Mone
    What's wrong with a miko keeping her body pure? I'm not a hussy like you, older sister.
SIGN    (Note: A miko is a virginal shrine maiden)
[05:37] Ane
    What was that, you little bitch?! Who do you think keeps you fed around here?!
[05:42] Mone
    All miko have to do is be idle and pray.
[05:44] Ane
    If just praying made the money come pouring down, I'd be praying, too!
[05:48] Ane
    Listen! We're not miko anymore! We're just regular, respectable, working girls.
[05:53] Mone
    Respectable?
[05:55] Mone
    What's respectable about a miko, who forsakes their god and works at a hostess bar?
[05:59] Ane
    Back then, I had no choice!
[06:01] Ane
    I gave up my life as a miko and decided to live as a hostess bar priestess.
[06:06] Mone
    You haven't given it up. You're using it to your advantage.
[06:09] Ane
    Foolish men flock to me just because of the word "miko."
[06:12] Mone
    Komako-chan, please be quiet.
[06:14] Male Announcer
    And now, we take you to...
[06:15] Male Announcer
    Kabukicho, where a giant dog has suddenly appeared.
[06:19] Ane
    Huh? Isn't that...?
[06:19] Male Announcer
    We have announcer Hanano on the scene. Announcer Hanano?
SIGN    [Note: Hanano ana is a play on hana no ana, the word for nostril.]
[06:22] Hanano Announcer
    This is Hanano at the scene.
SIGN    
SIGN    
[06:23] ---
    I'm about to interview the owners of the giant dog.
SIGN    [Giant dog owner A, feeding the dog]
[06:28] Hanano Announcer
    Excuse me. We're from Edo Tonight...
[06:33] Shinpachi
    Hey! Get that camera off me!
[06:35] Hanano Announcer
    Um...the entire neighborhood is quite troubled by the giant dog.
[06:40] Hanano Announcer
    What do you have to say about it?
[06:42] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry!
[06:44] Hanano Announcer
    No, we're not looking for an apology...
[06:46] Shinpachi
    I'm sorry! I apologize to everyone in the world!
[06:49] Hanano Announcer
    I said, we're not looking for an apology.
SIGN    [Giant dog owner B]
[06:53] Hanano Announcer
    Excuse me, my name is Hanano. I'm from Edo Tonight.
[06:58] Kagura
    You people again?! Are you that intent on making us the bad guys?
[07:02] Kagura
    Is this what the mass media does?!
[07:04] Kagura
    Go away! Go away!
[07:07] Kagura
    Go home! Get out of here right now!
[07:08] Hanano Announcer
    We're not leaving. That attitude will just isolate you from your neighbors.
[07:11] Kagura
    Announcer... Hanano... is having an affair with the show's anchor!
[07:17] Hanano Announcer
    Am not!! Am not!!
SIGN    [Giant dog owner C]
[07:20] Hanano Announcer
    Excuse me! I'm from Edo...
[07:25] Gintoki
    Hey, hey, don't jump in front of me like that.
[07:29] Hanano Announcer
    About the...giant dog...
[07:31] Gintoki
    Huh? What's with the camera?
[07:33] ---
    Is this an interview for "Ladies 4"?
SIGN    [Note: Ladies 4 is an afternoon talk show aimed at the housewife demographic.]
[07:35] Hanano Announcer
    Your fly is open! In front!
[07:38] Gintoki
    In front? Of the camera? Around here?
[07:40] Hanano Announcer
    Hey! Stop the camera! Stop it!
[07:45] Gintoki
    ...Oh my god...
[07:48] Gintoki
    I never thought my fly would be open on national TV.
[07:52] Shinpachi
    Not there.
[07:53] Otose
    What're you going to do? It's become a huge incident.
[07:56] Catherine
    The Sad-chan manju aren't selling at all now. Get out.
[07:56] Catherine
    [Note: Sad-chan manju are bean jam cakes made in the shape of Sadaharu]
[08:00] Gintoki
    Who gave you permission to make Sadaharu merchandise?
[08:03] Gintoki
    Well, we've put you folks through a lot of trouble.
[08:07] Gintoki
    Maybe it's time for us to leave. People who can't mind their manners have no right to keep a pet.
[08:13] Shinpachi
    Gin-san...
[08:15] Catherine
    But abandoning such a huge pet isn't going to be easy.
[08:20] Gintoki
    Abandon him? Don't be ridiculous.
[08:23] Gintoki
    If I intended to abandon him, I wouldn't have taken him in from the start.
[08:28] Kagura
    I'm sorry, Sadaharu. This umbrella's a bit small, but bear with it.
[08:33] Kagura
    You don't have to worry about anything, Sadaharu.
[08:36] Kagura
    No matter what anyone says, I absolutely won't abandon you.
[08:39] Kagura
    No matter how huge you become, Sadaharu, I will protect you. Understand?
[08:47] Kagura
    Sadaharu!
[08:49] Bystander A
    Get out of town, you monster!
[08:51] Kagura
    What'd you do that for?! I'll report you to the SPCA!
[08:55] Bystander B
    What "animal"?!
[08:57] Bystander C
    It's a monster! And you're its handler!
[08:59] Kagura
    Stop it! Sadaharu's bigger than normal...but he's also that much more gentle!
[09:04] Bystander A
    Shut up! Monster lover!
[09:26] Bystander A
    H-Hey, what's happening?!
[09:30] Bystander B
    Monster!
[09:50] Kagura
    Sadaharu!
[09:51] ---
    Stop! No! Down! Shake! Beg! Sit!! Stay!!
[09:55] Kagura
    It's no use. He doesn't even hear me!
[09:59] Kagura
    How did this happen... Gin-chan... What should I do?
[10:03] Kagura (M)
    Gin-chan!
[10:06] Reporters
    How do you intend to take responsibility for this?
[10:09] ---
    Tell us.
[10:10] Shinpachi
    Move it! We don't have time for this!
[10:14] Catherine
    Everyone.
[10:15] Catherine
    Please be quiet. I will explain everything at the studio.
[10:21] Shinpachi
    Damn you! Why're you selling out your friends?
[10:23] Catherine
    Look at them! This is what kind of people they are!
[10:26] ---
    Are you rolling tape? Did you get that?
[10:28] Shinpachi
    Shit! We're not getting anywhere like this, Gin-san! If this continues, Sadaharu will be...
[10:33] Ane
    Rock-a-bye-baby...
[10:36] Ane
    Go to sleep...
[10:40] Ane
    You've been good reporters...fall asleep...
[10:44] Reporter A
    All of a sudden, I feel sleepy...
[10:49] Gintoki
    Hey, hey, what's going on?
[10:54] Gintoki
    Whoa! What's this? Sadaharu? It's a mini Sadaharu!
[10:57] Ane
    How unusual. Komako never acts friendly towards anyone but us.
[11:03] Ane
    How do you do?
[11:05] Ane
    We are the lovely miko sisters, Ane and Mone.
[11:11] (Se)
    We are the ones who entrusted that huge dog with you.
SIGN    You there, monster, stop!
SIGN    Do you know how fast you're walking that dog? Stop right now!
[11:30] Kagura
    Does it look like I'm walking my dog?
[11:32] ---
    I'd have stopped a long time ago, if I could.
[11:34] ---
    You really are an idiot, aren't you? Big idiot!
SIGN    Okay, we'll arrest you for obstruction of justice. You hurt a police officer's feelings.
[11:40] Kagura
    You're an idiot! A real idiot!
[11:42] Okita
    Then you leave me no choice. I'll stop you by force.
[11:45] Kagura
    Don't do it!
[11:47] Okita
    Bye bye.
[11:56] Kagura
    You're the one that goes bye-bye!
[11:58] Okita
    That was close.
[12:00] Kagura
    What?!
[12:01] Kagura
    Hey! Let go, you sadist!
[12:04] Okita
    You're the sadist.
[12:05] Hijikata
    Hey, Sogo.
[12:07] ---
    Look out!
[12:09] Okita
    Hijikata-san?
[12:12] Hijikata
    Fire!
[12:15] Okita
    Hijikata, you bastard!
[12:18] Shinpachi
    Things are really getting out of hand, Gin-san.
[12:22] Gintoki
    Don't worry, Shinpachi.
[12:23] ---
    We're just good citizens, who took care of an abandoned dog. We've done nothing wrong.
[12:27] Ane
    The Dog Deity is a servant of the gods...
[12:31] Ane
    A guardian deity of the Koryumon,
SIGN    [Note: Koryumon = Golden Dragon Gate Ryuketsu = Dragon Hole]
[12:33] Ane
    the very largest of the Ryuketsu, holes from which all the chi on Earth spews forth...
[12:36] Gintoki
    Hey, why'd you show up out of nowhere and start talking all this nonsense?
[12:40] Gintoki
    You can talk about komon somewhere else.
SIGN    [Note: a word play on the similarity between Koryumon = golden dragon gate and komon = anus/butt hole]
[12:42] Ane
    No one's talking about such a thing!
[12:45] Ane
    We are the shrine miko who have guarded the Koryumon for generations.
[12:49] ---
    But the Amanto drove us away and built the Terminal over the Koryumon.
[12:56] Ane
    So, we lost our jobs, and in order to earn a living, were forced to give up being shrine maidens.
[13:01] Gintoki
    You dumped your sacred charge because you were broke?
[13:03] Ane
    We had no choice! We were dirt poor!
[13:06] Shinpachi
    But why did he turn into that all of a sudden?
[13:09] Ane
    The Inugami is a docile creature, but once it's strength is unleashed, it transforms into the horrific Jyushin.
SIGN    [Note: Inugami means Dog God. And Jyushin is a Beast God.]
[13:16] Ane
    But it's hard to believe it was awakened without doing the ceremony.
[13:19] Shinpachi
    Ceremony?
[13:20] Mone
    A crimson fruit and the blood of a mountain goat shall release the power of Kamiko.
SIGN    [Note: Kamiko means "God Child" and is probably Sadaharu's real name.]
[13:27] Gintoki
    A crimson fruit and blood of a mountain goat?
[13:29] Ane
    "Blood of a mountain goat" refers to the liquid that comes out of breasts. In other words, milk.
[13:32] Mone
    "Fruit" means... You were feeding him strawberries, weren't you? Cheap, nearly rotten, ones.
[13:38] Gintoki
    Strawberries, and...
[13:39] Shinpachi
    Milk...
[13:40] Gintoki
    Strawberries...
[13:42] Shinpachi
    Milk...
[13:43] Kagura
    Strawberry milk!
[13:45] Kagura
    I'll give you strawberry milk! So please just calm down!
[13:49] Hanano Announcer
    The evil giant dog has climbed on top of O-Edo Dome.
[13:55] Hanano Announcer
    Today's scheduled Aliens versus Yakuza game will be cancelled. The fans are furious.
[14:00] Okita
    Hijikata, die!
[14:02] ---
    Huh? Those aren't fans.
[14:02] Hijikata
    You're the one who'll die!
[14:04] Hanano Announcer
    That aside, the giant dog's owners will be responsible for the huge losses
[14:08] Hanano Announcer
    resulting from the cancellation of today's game.
[14:11] Gintoki
    This is crazy! We can't have him causing any more damage!
[14:15] Ane
    All the money I saved by working at the hostess club!
[14:17] Ane
    I'm going to lose the house my sugar daddy bought me!
[14:20] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[14:21] Kagura
    Sadaharu!
[14:25] Ane
    Listen to me. Until we complete the incantation to undo his transformation,
[14:30] Ane
    you need to buy us some time.
[14:33] Ane
    One minute... One minute is all we need.
[14:35] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[14:37] Kagura
    Don't hurt him... Don't hurt Sadaharu!
[14:40] Kagura
    Sadaharu is suffering!
[14:42] Gintoki
    Say you'll help him!
[14:44] Ane
    Don't be too easy on him. Attack as if you were trying to kill him,
[14:48] Ane
    or else, he'll kill you.
[14:53] Gintoki
    No way, no way, no freakin' way! One minute? I won't last ten seconds! Come on!
[14:58] Gintoki
    No one told me about this!
[15:00] Shinpachi
    Who are those people?! Those sisters are totally self-absorbed!
[15:03] Gintoki
    Hey, are they really chanting the incantation?! Looks awfully random to me!
[15:07] Ane
    Don't talk to us! Now we have to start over from the beginning!
[15:11] Ane
    Uh-oh, how did the beginning go again? I forgot. Nanmaida...? Nope.
SIGN    [Nanmaida is short for Namu Amida Butsu...]
[15:26] Kagura
    Shinpachi!
[15:32] Shinpachi
    Gin-san!
[15:33] Gintoki
    Sadaharu...
[15:35] Gintoki
    enough of this!
[15:38] Kagura
    Gin-chan! Stop!
[15:42] Gintoki (M)
    Sadaha...
[15:45] Shinpachi
    Gi--!
[15:46] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[15:51] Gintoki (M)
    Damn... now I'm seeing things!
[16:01] Gintoki
    Look out!
[16:04] Gintoki
    Gin-san!
[16:06] Ane
    Hey! You interrupted the incantation again...
[16:11] Shinpachi
    Damn you two! We have an emergency!
[16:17] Shinpachi
    This is no time to play some stupid party game!
[16:21] Ane
    What? What are you trying to say? Don't tell me you can't get that flute out?
[16:23] Ane
    Which is it? "Yes" or "No"?
[16:24] Ane
    I'm asking you which!
[16:31] Shinpachi/Ane
    There it is!
[16:33] Shinpachi
    On no, we forgot those two!
[16:35] Ane
    Mone.
[16:37] Shinpachi
    They can run like that?!
[16:38] Ane
    Gross! They look like some new freaky animal!
[16:40] Shinpachi
    But they're only exchanging carbon dioxide. They're going to suffocate each other!!
[16:45] Ane
    They're barely breathing. They're already barely breathing.
[16:50] Kagura
    Clench your teeth!
[16:54] Shinpachi/Ane
    It came out!
[16:55] Gintoki
    So did my teeth! Why'd you tell me to clench my teeth!
[16:58] Kagura
    Don't worry about it. They'll grow back.
[17:03] Shinpachi
    Hey, what're you going to do now? The flute's broken!
[17:07] Ane
    Komako!
[17:09] Ane
    Now that it's come to this, our only chance is to awaken Komako and pit her against Sadaharu!
[17:13] ---
    Mone!
[17:15] Ane
    Onmakayashabazarasatoba!
[17:21] Ane
    Awaken! Inugami!
[17:33] Shinpachi
    Tiny! What's with this?! Now it's a runt with a scary face!
[17:40] Ane
    Komako is the Inugami of Protection! She won't be fazed by minor problems!
[17:49] Shinpachi
    Is that a force field?!
[17:50] Ane
    Now! Quickly!
[17:53] Ane
    Now you all have to play catch with me.
[17:55] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura
    Play catch?!
[17:57] Ane
    This ball is loaded with the power of genriki.
SIGN    [Note: Genriki are powers attained through ascetic practices]
[18:01] ---
    By throwing this to each other and tracing a five-pointed star,
[18:03] ---
    we can lay a huge magical formation on this field.
[18:06] Ane
    The five-pointed star represents the relationships between
[18:10] Ane
    Yin, Yang and the five natural elements.
[18:12] Ane
    It's a powerful charm that cleanses calamity from all things in the Universe.
[18:14] Ane
    And, if we can seal him inside, it may revert the awakening of the Inugami.
[18:18] Shinpachi
    Teacher, your lecture put Kagura-san to sleep.
[18:22] Ane
    The one problem is that we'll have to trap him.
[18:26] Shinpachi
    So that means, we'll have to surround Sadaharu and
[18:29] Shinpachi
    create a five-pointed star while withstanding his attacks? That's impossible!
[18:32] Kagura
    But if it's the only way to save Sadaharu, we'll do it.
[18:36] Kagura
    So, what is "play catch"?
[18:38] Shinpachi
    We're all going to die...
[18:45] Ane
    This is no time to bicker! Everyone, take your positions!
[18:54] Ane
    Okay! Play ball!!
[18:57] Shinpachi
    Hey! Where're you throwing?!
[19:00] Ane
    If you drop the ball, the spell will be useless!
[19:02] Ane
    You absolutely must not drop it!
[19:04] Shinpachi
    Now you tell me!
[19:08] Shinpachi
    I got it!
[19:11] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! I always knew you were a kid who could do it if he tried!
[19:22] Ane
    Mone, catch!
[19:28] Gintoki
    What're you doing, damn you!
[19:30] Gintoki
    Make it! Make it!
[19:31] Gintoki
    Get over there! Over there!
[19:33] Kagura
    Gin-chan, way to go.
[19:35] Gintoki
    Heads up, Kagura!
[19:41] Gintoki
    Shinpachi! What're you doing over there?!
[19:44] Ane
    It's no use. I can't get to it!
[19:48] Ane
    She kicked it!
[19:50] Ane
    It's heading to the fifth player!
[19:52] ---
    Huh? Aren't you the fifth player?
[19:54] Gintoki
    Was I?
[19:55] Ane
    Nobody's there!
[20:00] Ane
    Mone?!
[20:01] Ane
    You can't! There's no way you can handle such a mean fastball! Get out of the way!
[20:05] Mone
    Big sister... We can't quit now. We have to finish this.
[20:11] Mone
    We're the ones who let that puppy become a monster.
[20:16] Mone
    Whatever the reason, we neglected our responsibility.
[20:22] Mone
    But these people never abandoned him no matter what he turned into.
[20:29] Mone
    They cared for and protected him as a member of their family.
[20:35] Mone
    It may be too late, but I want to become a member of that puppy's family.
[20:40] Mone
    That's why I won't run away anymore!
[20:44] Mone
    I will accept all my responsibilities in these hands.
[20:46] Mone
    I will accept that puppy with these hands...
[20:48] Ane
    And it still hits you in the face!
[20:51] Kagura
    Ack... The ball...
[20:53] Shinpachi
    It's hopeless!
[20:56] Ane
    It's no use. There's no time!
[21:03] Gintoki
    You did well.
[21:06] Gintoki
    Leave the rest to me.
[21:08] Gintoki
    Sadaharu!
[21:11] Gintoki
    Snap out of it!
[21:30] Hanano Announcer
    What is that?
[21:31] Hanano Announcer
    A strange light emanating from the ground...
[21:33] ---
    Ack! Look!
[21:35] Kagura
    Sadaharu!
[21:37] Kagura
    Sadaharu!!
[21:39] ---
    I'm so glad... so glad you're safe!
[21:44] Ane
    Ahh...seeing her cry so happily.
[21:47] Mone
    They really are a family.
[21:49] Ane
    Although... it's probably over now.
[21:52] Ane
    There's no way they'll let him stay after this happened.
[21:57] Mone
    Big Sister... Do we have any right to say anything after what happened?
[22:02] Ane
    I know. I'm not such a shameless woman...
[22:07] Ane
    You guys do whatever you want. If you don't want him, we'll take him home with us.
[22:11] ---
    You don't have to worry. We won't abandon him ever again.
[22:15] ---
    I make quite a lot these days at the hostess bar.
[22:19] Gintoki
    That's so stupid. After all we've been through, don't talk to us like that.
[22:24] ---
    You should know better. Sadaharu is...
[22:30] Gintoki
    Stupid show. Why did they pixellate the faces?
[22:34] Gintoki
    You still haven't thrown away this piece of junk?
[22:37] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, hurry up or we'll leave without you.
[22:40] Gintoki
    Coming.
[22:42] Gintoki
    Hey, did you bring it?
[22:45] Gintoki
    The poop bags. Inconsiderate owners...
[22:48] Gintoki
    have no right to keep a pet.
[22:51] Gintoki
    Don't bark at me.
[22:54] Gintoki
    You sure caused us a lot of trouble.
SIGN    [Thank you.]
[24:33] Gintoki
    The next episode... "Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature in Here."
SIGN    [After incurring huge debts in the Sadaharu fiasco, Ane gets a job working at the same hostess bar Otae works at.]
SIGN    [The two wage an all-out sales war as the suckers gather at the bar.]