E211 - Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards

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SIGN    Ghosts Aren't the Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards
[01:37] A
    Boss!
[01:38] A
    You really sure about this?
[01:40] A
    If one faction causes trouble,
[01:42] ---
    the other three gang up to crush it?
[01:44] B
    It's obvious that they
    want to get rid of us!
[01:48] Jirocho
    I'd say that this saves time.
[01:51] Jirocho
    This is a chance to show them who the
[01:53] ---
    real king of the Kabuki District is.
[01:55] C
    But that means we'll have
    to deal with Otose...
[01:59] Jirocho
    My memory's been getting worse.
[02:02] Jirocho
    Who is this Otose person?
[02:06] B
    Idiot!
[02:07] B
    We're not supposed to mention the hag
[02:08] ---
    while the boss is around!
[02:10] Jirocho
    The vixen is not as much
    of a concern as the cub.
[02:14] Jirocho
    Focus on him.
[02:17] Jirocho
    Damn.
[02:18] Jirocho
    What is that kid doing?
[02:23] Otose
    You were dancing to her tune.
[02:26] Otose
    That's not like you.
[02:27] Otose
    Kada is using you to get rid of Jirocho,
[02:30] ---
    who's hurting her business.
[02:33] Saigo
    I just want to live peacefully
[02:35] ---
    in this town with my comrades.
[02:37] Saigo
    I'll dance a waltz or octopus
    dance if that's what it takes.
[02:41] Otose
    So you can clean up this
    town by eliminating him?
[02:45] Otose
    Even if that were true,
[02:47] Otose
    I could never bring
    myself to love a town
[02:49] ---
    that's neat and tidy.
[02:51] Saigo
    Spoken like a true trashy old hag.
[02:53] Saigo
    I believe that you're old friends
[02:54] ---
    with the trashy old geezer?
[02:56] Otose
    Haven't talked to him in over ten years.
[02:58] Otose
    Doesn't really matter if a
    dangerous old man dies or not.
[03:02] Otose
    But...
[03:04] Pirako
    I'm here to turn the town
[03:06] ---
    where Jirocho is into a garden.
[03:08] Otose
    The timing's too perfect.
[03:11] Katsuo
    Finally, it's time for payback.
[03:14] Katsuo
    Like I said before,
[03:16] Katsuo
    I always return the
    favor, seven for three.
[03:21] Gin
    Nobody parts their hair 7:3 anymore.
[03:23] Gin
    You should shave your head
[03:24] ---
    and opt for the bald look.
[03:26] Katsuo
    Up yours!
[03:27] Katsuo
    My hair is styled like Joe Odagiri!
[03:31] Katsuo
    Fashion trends come back in a cycle!
[03:33] Gin
    Hold on here.
[03:34] Gin
    I was egged on by this stupid girl.
[03:36] Gin
    I have no grudge against you, Joe Schmo.
[03:39] Katsuo
    Who are you calling Joe Schmo?!
[03:41] Katsuo
    Besides, that's not what
    my boy here told me.
[03:44] Katsuo
    I know what's going down.
[03:45] Katsuo
    You promised to
[03:46] ---
    help her decorate our
    boss with red flowers.
[03:49] Gin
    How do you know that?
[03:50] Katsuo
    Why don't you tell him what you really
[03:52] ---
    mean when you say red
    flowers, Pirako-han?
[03:55] Gin
    Uh, Pirako-chan?
[03:57] Gin
    U-Uh, are you...
[04:00] Pirako
    Bro, my boss was
[04:02] ---
    a relative of Jirocho,
    and an old friend.
[04:07] Pirako
    He used to tell me when I was young,
[04:10] Pirako
    about the great Jirocho,
    warrior among warriors.
[04:16] Boss
    The warriors you see around these days
[04:18] ---
    are just a bunch of wild hotheads.
[04:19] Boss
    But he was different.
[04:22] Boss
    He would save the weak
    and crush the strong.
[04:25] Boss
    He would only employ his strength
[04:26] ---
    for the sake of his particular justice.
[04:29] Boss
    That's what you call a true warrior.
[04:32] Pirako
    That's too hard for me to understand.
[04:35] Boss
    Sorry about that.
[04:36] Boss
    The more I talk, the less sense I make.
[04:40] Boss
    Basically, Jirocho was a flowery man.
[04:44] Boss
    That's probably what
    drew your mother to him.
[04:49] Boss
    Though the flowers in him
    died at some point...
[04:56] Pirako
    He abandoned his wife and child,
[04:58] Pirako
    and crushed his wife's
    family because of business.
[05:01] Pirako
    And now he's picking a stupid fight
[05:04] ---
    with a tranny and an old hag.
[05:09] Pirako
    I just want to see the old
    Jirocho one more time.
[05:14] Pirako
    To help him take the world...
[05:16] Pirako
    To help make some pretty
    flowers bloom in my old man.
[05:22] Gin
    Huh? What's she talking about?
[05:24] Gin
    That went completely over my head.
[05:26] Gin
    What? What?!
[05:28] Katsuo
    There you have it.
[05:29] Katsuo
    Pirako-han is...
[05:30] Katsuo
    No, the young lady is
[05:33] Katsuo
    Jirocho's daughter!
[05:35] Katsuo
    To be precise, she's the daughter of the
[05:37] ---
    missus who divorced the boss
    and went back to her family.
[05:39] Gin
    Bullshit!
[05:40] Gin
    Help your old man take the world?!
[05:42] Gin
    That's the complete opposite of revenge!
[05:45] Pirako
    Isn't that what I said?
[05:47] Pirako
    I'm here to decorate him with flowers.
[05:48] Gin
    You were talking about making
    me the big boss of Japan!
[05:52] Gin
    You were trying to
    make me fight Jirocho!
[05:54] Pirako
    Yakuza grow stronger by recruiting
    the people they beat.
[05:59] Pirako
    My old man can take the
    world if the strongest
[06:01] ---
    man in the Kabuki
    district is on his side.
[06:03] Pirako
    Once you're the big boss,
[06:05] ---
    my old man will be the big, big boss!
[06:07] B
    Young lady, it's settled.
[06:10] Pirako
    Bro, the Jirocho gang will
    be making their move now.
[06:14] Pirako
    Do you know what's happened?
[06:16] Pirako
    There's a law in this lawless town now.
[06:19] Pirako
    If any faction starts a fight,
[06:22] Pirako
    the other Devas will crush them.
[06:25] Pirako
    The first victim will probably be
[06:27] ---
    the boss of a certain someone
[06:29] Pirako
    who picked a fight with the Jirocho gang
[06:30] Pirako
    over a helpless little girl, Otose.
[06:33] Pirako
    But it's your call to make, Bro.
[06:36] Pirako
    Please join us!
[06:38] Pirako
    Or else we'll have to
    drop you in the ocean,
[06:41] Pirako
    and Otose will be targeted by
    everyone in the Kabuki district!
[06:45] Gin
    Hey, I'm guessing that's
    supposed to be a threat,
[06:48] Gin
    but if you kill me here,
[06:49] ---
    you'll be considered the aggressors.
[06:52] Katsuo
    You an idiot?
[06:54] Katsuo
    Why do you think we put on a show
[06:56] ---
    in the middle of town?!
[06:58] Katsuo
    We got plenty of witnesses!
[07:00] Gin
    You're the idiots!
[07:01] Gin
    The Four Devas aren't gonna
    move because of a little spat!
[07:04] Gin
    A death is far more serious!
[07:07] Gin
    Die, baldie!
[07:07] Gin
    Go bald down your parted hair line!
[07:09] Gin
    Go bald all over your body!
[07:09] Katsuo
    I ain't gonna go bald!
[07:10] Katsuo
    Every week, I part my
    hair to the opposite side
[07:12] ---
    to avoid excessive damage to my scalp!
[07:15] Katsuo
    I ain't like Sanshi Katsura!
[07:19] Pirako
    If that's not enough, how's this?
[07:23] Pirako
    We'll say that you killed
    our young leader here,
[07:25] ---
    and we killed you for revenge.
[07:27] Katsuo
    Huh? No way...
[07:35] All
    Bro!
[07:36] Pirako
    Is your boss the guy
    with the parted hair?
[07:39] Pirako
    Or is it Jirocho?
[07:41] D
    B-But...
[07:42] Pirako
    If you move, I'll turn
    you all into flowers.
[07:48] Pirako
    Got it, Bro?
[07:50] Pirako
    I'm serious.
[07:52] Gin
    D-Damn you!
[07:58] F
    Bastard!
[07:59] F
    He jumped into the water
    with the concrete!
[08:00] D
    Is he trying to escape?!
[08:02] Pirako
    Nope.
[08:03] Pirako
    He went to save him.
[08:05] F
    That's stupid!
[08:06] F
    He can't move!
[08:07] F
    And why would he save Bro?!
[08:09] Pirako
    Yes, he's stupid.
[08:11] Pirako
    I was very surprised.
[08:14] Pirako
    But that's why I wanted him on our side.
[08:18] Pirako
    But he also chose the old hag.
[08:22] Pirako
    Pity.
[08:24] Pirako
    Bye-bye, Bro.
[08:27] Kada
    Pity.
[08:29] Kada
    I came up with this
    plan so the three of us
[08:32] ---
    could deal with Jirocho,
[08:34] Kada
    but I never would have
    expected Otose to...
[08:37] Agomi
    Don't be ridiculous!
[08:39] Agomi
    Otose-san would never...
[08:40] Agomi
    Pako would never do anything like that!
[08:42] Agomi
    We know how gentle they are!
[08:46] A
    Calm down, Assmi!
[08:48] Agomi
    Don't call me Assmi!
[08:48] Agomi
    It's Azumi, damn it!
[08:50] Saigo
    Shut the hell up, Ass!
[08:53] Agomi
    Could you add the "mi"?
[08:55] Agomi
    You can call me Assmi as
    long as the "mi" is there.
[09:00] Saigo
    It looks like we were the only ones
[09:03] ---
    serious about stopping this conflict.
[09:06] Saigo
    When did you make a deal with Jirocho?
[09:09] Jirocho
    You think I would make
    a deal with that vixen?
[09:14] Jirocho
    Were you pushed by the kid?
[09:17] Jirocho
    No, were you the one who pushed the kid?
[09:20] Saigo
    Don't play dumb!
[09:22] Saigo
    They might be rotten to the core,
[09:26] ---
    but they aren't dirty like you people!
[09:28] Pirako
    That's enough.
[09:30] Pirako
    You should stop that, Saigo-san.
[09:32] Pirako
    It's not nice to whine
    and go back on your word.
[09:34] Pirako
    Pleasure to meet you.
[09:36] Pirako
    I'm Jirocho's daughter, Pirako Doromizu.
[09:41] Saigo
    Jirocho's...
[09:43] Pirako
    I have a question for you, Saigo-san.
[09:46] Pirako
    Do you have any
[09:47] ---
    proof that Otose-san
    hasn't done anything?
[09:50] Saigo
    My proof is the fact
    that you have no proof.
[09:53] Saigo
    Why would Otose pick
    a fight with Jirocho?
[09:57] Saigo
    And now of all times?
[09:59] Saigo
    There's obviously a conspiracy going on.
[10:02] Pirako
    Nobody would spend that
[10:04] ---
    much effort to kill an old hag.
[10:07] Pirako
    Besides, we have proof
[10:08] ---
    that Otose-san would pick
    a fight with my old man.
[10:11] Pirako
    There's a long history between them.
[10:15] Pirako
    Isn't that right, old man?
[10:17] Pirako
    Here it is.
[10:19] ---
    Otose-san's husband, Tatsugoro Terada,
[10:22] Pirako
    was killed by my old man.
[10:27] Pirako
    Oh? You didn't know?
[10:31] Pirako
    What about this?
[10:33] Pirako
    My old man and Tatsugoro-san
[10:35] ---
    were friends when they were young.
[10:37] Pirako
    But then they got into a
    fight over a certain girl.
[10:41] Pirako
    Tatsugoro-san was the
    one who won her over.
[10:44] Pirako
    I'm sure that my old man
    wasn't happy about it.
[10:47] ---
    Stop it...
[10:49] Pirako
    That's why he killed his old friend.
[10:51] Pirako
    So he could have the girl.
[10:53] Jirocho
    Stop it.
[10:54] Pirako
    Do you know why he abandoned his own
[10:57] Pirako
    wife and daughter to come to this town?
[11:00] Pirako
    That's because the girl,
    Otose-san, is here.
[11:06] Jirocho
    Didn't you hear me say to stop?
[11:11] Pirako
    See? It's just like I said.
[11:13] Pirako
    He cares more about Otose-san
    than his own daughter.
[11:17] Jirocho
    You came here just to tell me that?
[11:22] Jirocho
    Such a dutiful daughter.
[11:25] Pirako
    If what I'm saying isn't true,
[11:26] ---
    that should mean you can kill Otose-san.
[11:35] Pirako
    Are you running away?!
[11:38] Jirocho
    Saigo, don't worry.
[11:41] Jirocho
    Yakuza don't need trannies
    to clean up their mess.
[11:46] Jirocho
    You stay out of it.
[11:48] Jirocho
    I'll settle this myself.
[11:50] Saigo
    Wait!
[11:51] Saigo
    I'm not done talking...
[11:54] Pirako
    I'll spare you this one time,
    since you kept whining.
[11:59] Pirako
    Could you shut up now?
[12:02] Saigo
    How am I supposed to shut u--
[12:03] Kada
    Have you forgotten?
[12:05] Kada
    If you go back on your word,
[12:07] ---
    we'll have to eliminate you as well.
[12:09] Kada
    When laying siege to a castle,
[12:11] ---
    what would you target first?
[12:14] Kada
    The weakest spot in the wall.
[12:17] Kada
    A seasoned soldier like yourself
    should be aware of this.
[12:19] Agomi
    M-Mama!
[12:22] Agomi
    Te-Teru-kun is... Teru-kun is...!
[12:25] Saigo
    Damn you!
SIGN    Snack Otose
[12:30] Otose
    I see.
[12:32] Otose
    Very well.
[12:37] Otose
    Don't worry.
[12:39] Otose
    That was Gintoki.
[12:40] Otose
    It seems that Pirako is safe.
[12:43] Otose
    They learned about the
    new rule right before
[12:45] ---
    they were about to take
    on Jirocho's gang.
[12:47] Otose
    Apparently, they were able
    to talk things through.
[12:50] Shin
    That's a relief.
[12:52] Shin
    I was worried that we would be too late.
[12:54] Kagura
    They kept us worried this whole time.
[12:55] Kagura
    What are they doing?!
[12:57] Otose
    I appreciate everything you've done.
[12:59] Otose
    You haven't eaten since
    yesterday, right?
[13:01] Shin
    Now that you mention it, I'm starting
    to feel hungry now that everything's okay.
[13:04] Otose
    Want to grab something to eat?
[13:05] Kagura
    Can we?
[13:06] Catherine
    Yakiniku!
[13:07] Catherine
    We must have yakiniku!
[13:08] Catherine
    At a really expensive place!
[13:09] Kagura
    Stupid!
[13:10] Kagura
    That won't fill my stomach!
[13:11] Kagura
    A buffet!
[13:12] Kagura
    At a place with ice cream!
[13:13] Tama
    Stop fighting.
[13:15] Tama
    Let's compromise by
    going to a gas station.
[13:17] Shin
    How is that a compromise?!
[13:20] Otose
    Go on ahead.
[13:21] Otose
    I'll join you once Gintoki
    and Pirako are back.
[13:24] Shin
    Please hurry.
[13:26] Shin
    We'll wait for you
    before we start eating.
[13:28] Kagura
    But the ice cream doesn't count, right?
[13:29] Kagura
    I can eat ice cream while
    we're waiting, right?
[13:36] Shin
    Didn't Otose-san seem a little strange?
[13:39] Kagura
    How?
[13:40] Catherine
    When she offers to buy someone dinner,
[13:41] ---
    there's usually a catch.
[13:43] Shin
    No, that's not what I meant...
[13:46] Shin
    Oh, sorry.
[13:48] Shin
    He's covered in blood!
[13:49] Shin
    Sorry!
[13:50] Shin
    Is this my fault?!
[13:51] Shin
    Is this my fault?!
[13:52] Shin
    Huh?
[13:53] Shin
    It's Katsuo-san...
[13:54] Kagura
    Hey! The bucket that
    just ran past us...!
[14:13] Gin
    Gran!
SIGN    Terada Family Grave
[14:25] Otose
    It's rare to see you here.
[14:28] Otose
    I'm assuming that you brought flowers.
[14:31] Jirocho
    Hell no.
[14:33] Jirocho
    Did you want me to bring
    flowers for you, Otose?
[14:37] Otose
    It's been years since
    you've spoken to me,
[14:40] Otose
    and that's all you have to say?
[14:42] Otose
    You never change.
[14:45] Otose
    If you lay me to rest
    next to my husband,
[14:49] Otose
    I suppose I can't complain.
[14:51] Jirocho
    I heard that you took care of my kid.
[14:54] Otose
    Save your thanks for that idiot.
[14:57] Otose
    Though apparently, that
    kid of yours got him good.
[15:01] Otose
    She's quite a dutiful daughter.
[15:04] Otose
    She came all the way here to clean
[15:06] ---
    this town for the sake of a
[15:08] ---
    stupid father who abandoned her.
[15:10] Otose
    We've both been dancing to
    the tune of a little kid.
[15:15] Otose
    The years haven't been kind to us.
[15:17] Otose
    Well, I suppose you knew
    what was happening.
[15:21] Otose
    The villain Jirocho
[15:23] ---
    can't go against the
    daughter he left in tears?
[15:28] Jirocho
    Otose...
[15:29] Jirocho
    Get out of this town.
[15:31] Jirocho
    This place will become
    a battlefield very soon.
[15:34] Jirocho
    It was gonna happen even if my
    kid didn't rush things along.
[15:38] Jirocho
    You'll only get in the way if you stay.
[15:41] Otose
    So you were planning on
    starting a war, period.
SIGN    Terada Family Grave
[15:46] Otose
    I would have hoped that
[15:47] ---
    you wouldn't say those
    words in his presence,
[15:49] ---
    even as a joke.
[15:51] Otose
    Policeman and vigilante.
[15:53] Otose
    The two of you were both
    protecting this town,
[15:56] ---
    despite your different positions,
[15:58] Otose
    but I suppose that was in the past.
[16:03] Otose
    Jirocho.
[16:04] Otose
    You went so far as to
    abandon your wife and child
[16:08] Otose
    so you could do this?
[16:14] Jirocho
    Times have changed.
[16:17] Jirocho
    A vigilante can't protect anything.
[16:21] Jirocho
    He died and left you behind.
[16:26] Jirocho
    Your methods are old-fashioned.
[16:29] Jirocho
    You're just a nuisance,
[16:31] Jirocho
    both you and Tatsugoro.
[16:33] Jirocho
    This town doesn't need you anymore.
[16:37] Jirocho
    This town belongs to me.
[16:40] Jirocho
    I'll give you one more chance.
[16:43] Jirocho
    Get out of this town.
[16:50] Otose
    I have a favor to ask.
[16:52] Otose
    They call me one of the Four Devas,
[16:56] Otose
    but I don't have any
    members in my faction.
SIGN    I'm sick of waiting for you to pay the rent. Take your fools and scram. Never come back to this town. --Otose
[17:00] Otose
    My life is all you need.
[17:03] Otose
    They serve no use at all.
[17:07] Otose
    They just happen to be my family.
[17:13] Jirocho
    Is that your answer?
[17:59] Jirocho
    You're Gintoki?
[18:01] Jirocho
    You were a step too late.
[18:03] Jirocho
    I buried her with her husband.
[18:07] Jirocho
    Funny how it works.
[18:10] Jirocho
    I believe that you were serving as her
[18:13] ---
    bodyguard to pay back a debt?
[18:15] Jirocho
    That's over now. Your job is done.
[18:20] Jirocho
    Scram.
[18:21] Jirocho
    I'll spare your life for her sake.
[18:29] Jirocho
    Ouch...
[18:31] Jirocho
    The hell was that?
[18:38] Jirocho
    Not bad, kid.
[18:40] ---
    You made me draw my sword.
[18:43] Jirocho
    But are you willing to let Otose's
    efforts to save your lives...
[18:49] Jirocho
    ...go to waste?
[19:07] Jirocho
    You're not being very reasonable.
[19:18] Jirocho
    It's over.
[19:32] Jirocho
    I heard that Otose was keeping
    a crazy monster around.
[19:37] Jirocho
    So you're the White Yaksha?
[19:39] Jirocho
    I never knew there was a freak like
    you following in my footsteps.
[19:42] Jirocho
    However...
[19:44] Jirocho
    A generation managed
[19:45] ---
    to survive the brutal
    battles of the Joi war.
[19:48] Jirocho
    There were plenty more
    like you out there.
[19:53] Jirocho
    Get lost, watchdog.
[19:55] Jirocho
    There's nothing for you to protect here.
[20:44] Gin
    Hey, Gran.
[20:45] Gin
    Are those manju?
[20:47] Gin
    Can I have some?
[20:49] Gin
    I'm starving to death here.
[20:53] Otose
    These belong to my husband.
[20:56] Otose
    Ask him.
[21:05] Otose
    What did my husband say?
[21:08] Gin
    Beats me.
[21:09] Gin
    The dead don't talk.
[21:11] Otose
    You're just asking for it.
[21:14] Otose
    Don't blame me if you get cursed.
[21:20] Gin
    The dead don't talk and
    they don't eat dango.
[21:24] Gin
    So I made a one-sided promise.
[21:31] Gin
    I won't forget this debt.
[21:33] Gin
    Your wife doesn't have
    that much longer to live,
[21:37] Gin
    but I'm going to protect
    her in your stead.
[21:50] Gin
    Gran...
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