E168 - A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

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SIGN    [Last time on GinTama:]
SIGN    [Input the damn resurrection spell] [Note: Parody of Dragon Quest game.]
[00:10] Shinpachi
    Uh, wait. What is this?
[00:11] Gintoki
    Can't you tell?
[00:13] Gintoki
    It's a "resurrection spell," okay?
[00:15] Gintoki
    We're picking up where we
    left off last week, right?
[00:17] Gintoki
    So we need one.
[00:18] Shinpachi
    Why?!
[00:19] Shinpachi
    Why do we need a "resurrection spell" for an
    anime flashback of the previous episode?!
[00:23] Shinpachi
    Nobody uses a password system
    in this day and age!
[00:26] Shinpachi
    And a spell was never mentioned
    at the end of last week's episode!
[00:29] Gintoki
    What? You didn't write it down?
[00:31] Shinpachi
    There wasn't one!
[00:32] Gintoki
    You're so useless.
[00:33] Gintoki
    Then I'll just enter something random.
[00:35] Shinpachi
    Uh, I'm pretty sure it's a bad
    idea to put in random stuff.
[00:38] Gintoki
    It'll be fine.
SIGN    [KAGURA SHINPACHI GINTOKI
    AMACHI HIDEAKI HORI RYUUJI]
    [Note: HORI RYUUJI is a parody of Yuji Horii,
    creator of Dragon Quest.]
[00:39] Gintoki
    There's usually a pattern to these things.
[00:41] Gintoki
    Like an Up, Up, Down, Down, Left,
    Right, Left, Right, B, A kind of thing.
SIGN    [Note: The famous Konami Code to get 9 extra lives in Nintendo's Contra.]
[00:44] Shinpachi
    Uh, that'd be a totally different game.
[00:46] Shinpachi
    And doesn't this spell
    look awfully familiar?
[00:49] Shinpachi
    And aren't you including people who
    have nothing to do with GinTama?
[00:52] Gintoki
    Okay, all done.
SIGN    [Tama: I am your subordinate Please call me Tama]
[00:55] Shinpachi
    Hey!
[00:56] Shinpachi
    A different game has started up!
SIGN    [Tama: We are in Edo in the vicinity where the incident occurred How do you wish to begin the investigation?]
[00:58] Shinpachi
    How ancient is this thing?!
[01:00] Shinpachi
    Kids nowadays wouldn't be
    able to recognize this!
SIGN    [(Selects Confession)]
SIGN    [Tama: Then I shall confess first]
[01:02] Shinpachi
    And what the hell is Tama-san doing?!
SIGN    [Tama: Forgive me I did it Tama was the culprit]
SIGN    [Tama: I'll never do it again Please forgive me]
[01:07] Gintoki
    Okay, all clear.
[01:08] Gintoki
    Tama's the killer.
SIGN    [Tamatopia Murder Case The End]
[01:10] Gintoki
    Tama was the culprit.
[01:11] Shinpachi
    That was fast!
[01:12] Shinpachi
    And that's not even possible!
[01:13] Shinpachi
    That had nothing to do with
    last week's episode!
[01:15] Shinpachi
    Where the hell is Tamatopia?!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Portopia Serial Murder Case. Created by Yuji Horii.]
[01:17] Shinpachi
    Can't you be serious about this?!
SIGN    
[02:50] Gengai
    The computer virus "Tapir."
[02:53] Gengai
    A brand-new virus that infects the program,
    consumes it, and multiplies.
[02:59] Gengai
    Once it infected Tama, who
    is a highly advanced robot,
[03:04] Gengai
    it must have evolved a great deal.
[03:07] Gengai
    And it's been there for a while.
[03:11] Gengai
    Nobody can do anything about it.
[03:13] Gengai
    It's evolved into the strongest
    and worst virus ever.
[03:18] Gengai
    But there's still a way to save Tama.
[03:25] Gengai
    Shouldn't that be obvious?
[03:27] Gengai
    We're going to eliminate the virus.
[03:30] Gengai
    You midgets are doing it.
[03:32] Gengai
    Best of luck to you.
SIGN    ["The Human Body is Like a Little Universe"]
[03:41] Guard
    Welcome to Leukocyte Kingdom.
SIGN    [Note: Leukocytes are the white blood cells that defend the body from infections.]
[03:45] Guard
    If you head north, you will
    find Leukocyte Castle.
[03:47] Guard
    Head east to find Bifidus Village.
[03:49] Guard
    Head south to find E. coli town.
SIGN    [Leukocyte Kingdom]
[03:53] Guard
    But stay away from the Capillary
    Caves to the west.
[03:56] Guard
    It's crawling with viruses.
[03:58] Guard
    At your current level, you'll
    be instantly wiped out.
[04:03] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[04:04] Shinpachi
    What?
[04:05] Shinpachi
    What's with these people?
[04:07] Shinpachi
    Huh?
[04:07] Shinpachi
    What's with this place?
[04:09] Shinpachi
    What is this?!
[04:10] Shinpachi
    Why are all these people in bodysuits wandering
    around inside Tama-san's body?!
[04:14] Shinpachi
    Why is there an entire nation
    inside of Tama-san?!
[04:17] Shinpachi
    Why is there a weapon shop?!
[04:19] Shinpachi
    Why is there an inn?!
[04:20] Shinpachi
    Why is this like an RPG?!
[04:22] Shinpachi
    Uh, Gin-san?
[04:23] Shinpachi
    Where are you two going?
[04:25] Gintoki
    Shouldn't that be obvious?
[04:26] Gintoki
    The first step when you come to one of these
    places is to put together a war chest.
[04:30] Gintoki
    That's why...
[04:35] Shinpachi
    Why did you head straight
    for the casino?!
[04:37] Gintoki
    I just said we needed a war chest.
[04:40] Gintoki
    I don't want to deal with a riskily run adventure
    where we're always strapped for cash.
[04:43] Gintoki
    I'm the kind of person who spends hours
[04:45] Gintoki
    on the mini games whenever
    I play an RPG.
[04:48] Shinpachi
    You can't make any progress that way
    because you always get off track,
[04:52] Shinpachi
    in-game and in real life!
[04:53] Shinpachi
    The next thing you know, you've
    forgotten the main story!
[04:56] Shinpachi
    We don't have time to play around here!
[04:58] Shinpachi
    Tama-san will be taken over by more
    of the virus if we don't hurry!
[05:02] Kagura
    Calm down, Shinpachi.
[05:04] Kagura
    You realize that without any money,
SIGN    [Note: Parody of the Cypress Stick (starter weapon) from Dragon Quest game.]
[05:05] Kagura
    you'll have to stay equipped with
    those Cypress Glasses?
[05:08] Shinpachi
    What the hell are Cypress Glasses?!
[05:10] Kagura
    Don't you want to buy Steel
    Glasses at the next town?
[05:13] Gintoki
    Now, now.
[05:14] Gintoki
    Calm down for now.
[05:16] Gintoki
    It's a waste to rush through everything.
[05:17] Gintoki
    It's important to prepare well before setting
    out on an adventure in an RPG.
[05:21] Gintoki
    Don't blame me if you leave the safe town
    and run into a really strong enemy.
[05:25] Priest
    Now confess what you've
    done before God.
[05:29] Shinpachi
    We're saving right now?!
[05:31] Shinpachi
    We haven't done anything yet!
[05:32] Shinpachi
    All we did was go to the casino!
[05:33] Kagura
    What's your beef?
[05:35] Gintoki
    I see.
[05:36] Gintoki
    Shinpachi's the type who always
    rests up at an inn before saving?
[05:40] Gintoki
    You're a real stickler.
[05:41] Shinpachi
    You people are the sticklers! Who
    bothers to save at this point?!
[05:44] Shinpachi
    Just move on with the story!
[05:46] Shinpachi
    Were you listening to me?
[05:49] Shinpachi
    We need to hurry.
[05:50] Shinpachi
    If we don't pick up the
    pace, we'll be too late.
[05:53] Gintoki
    I know that.
[05:54] Gintoki
    But y'know?
[05:55] Gintoki
    We're completely clueless right now.
[05:58] Gintoki
    There's no point in floundering around.
[06:01] Gintoki
    Do you know what we're
    supposed to do?
[06:03] Gintoki
    See?
[06:05] Gintoki
    After all, we're completely
    out of our comfort zone.
[06:09] Gintoki
    We have no idea if these guys
    are allies or enemies.
[06:13] Shinpachi
    You have a point...
[06:15] Tama
    Do not worry.
[06:18] Tama
    They all serve me.
[06:20] Shinpachi
    Ta-Tama-san!
[06:22] Tama
    Allow me to guide you.
[06:23] Tama
    Could you please follow me?
[06:25] Shinpachi
    What?!
[06:26] Shinpachi
    Tama-san showed up inside Tama-san!
[06:28] Tama
    I apologize for taking so long.
[06:30] Tama
    I created an offshoot from a sector
    in my system that is still safe.
[06:34] Tama
    I shall provide you with support.
[06:36] Shinpachi
    Provide us with support?
[06:38] Shinpachi
    Is your body okay?!
[06:40] Tama
    There is no problem.
[06:42] Tama
    I cannot lie around shamelessly while
    everyone else is fighting for my sake.
[06:47] Shinpachi
    Er, sorry about that...
[06:48] Shinpachi
    We've only been to the casino, so we
    haven't actually done any fighting.
[06:51] Tama
    I shall redirect the remaining operational
    systems to support you.
[06:56] Shinpachi
    Does that include these guys?!
[06:57] Tama
    Yes, they are components of the original
    security system in my body.
[07:02] Tama
    The anti-virus program, Leukocyte.
[07:04] Shinpachi
    Security?! These men in bodysuits?!
[07:07] Tama
    Their job is to expel the viruses
    that infiltrate my body.
[07:11] Tama
    And as they protect me, they've also
    built a home inside my body.
[07:16] Shinpachi
    Protect you...?
[07:18] Shinpachi
    Are they actually protecting you?
[07:20] Shinpachi
    It looks more like they're pretending
    to be in Dragon Quest.
[07:23] Tama
    There is no problem.
[07:25] Tama
    Their program has been rewritten to recognize
    you as saviors from another world.
[07:31] Tama
    They should all assist you
    in destroying the viruses.
[07:34] Tama
    We should start by meeting with the Leukocyte
    King and asking for his aid.
[07:38] Tama
    It will be impossible to defeat
    the Tapir without it.
[07:41] Shinpachi
    Oh, yeah.
[07:42] Shinpachi
    Now that you mention it, we were asked
    to deliver a message to the king.
[07:46] White
    It saddens me to say that our Leukocyte
    army has fallen to the Virus army.
[07:52] White
    I pray that our king takes flight.
[07:56] White
    And searches for the legendary
    warriors from another world...
[08:01] White
    Search for the midgets...
[08:16] Shinpachi
    Let's go, Gin-san.
[08:27] False King
    Tonnelat, how could you die on me?
SIGN    [Note: Character name from Dragon Quest.]
[08:31] Gintoki
    No, he isn't dead.
[08:33] Gintoki
    Don't kill him off like that.
[08:34] Gintoki
    And Tonnelat is one lame name.
[08:37] False King
    Tonnelat only needed 1,008 love experience
    points to reach the next level.
[08:42] Gintoki
    What are love experience points?
[08:45] Gintoki
    How many times does a girl have to fail
    at love before she grows stronger?
[08:47] Gintoki
    And who's Tonnelat?
[08:49] False King
    Suke-san needs 5,466 more
    summer experience points.
SIGN    [Note: Fictional name from Dragon Quest.]
[08:54] Shinpachi
    What the hell?!
[08:55] Shinpachi
    How many summers has
    he been through?!
[08:56] Shinpachi
    And why Suke-san?!
[08:58] False King
    Would you like to learn the
    resurrection spell for love?
[09:00] Kagura
    Only weak men would
    be interested in that.
[09:03] Kagura
    Women are always looking
    forward to their next love!
[09:06] Gintoki
    When did this game turn
    into a romance RPG?
[09:09] Gintoki
    Are you completely influenced
    by your memories of love?!
[09:12] False King
    Ow! Ow!
[09:13] False King
    Her parting words are piercing my heart!
[09:15] Gintoki
    Like I care!
[09:18] False King
    What did you say?!
[09:19] False King
    You mean our Leukocyte army was
    defeated by the Virus army?!
[09:23] Shinpachi
    Yes.
[09:24] Shinpachi
    That was the last message
    from the injured soldier.
[09:26] Shinpachi
    He wished for Your Majesty to escape before
    your foes reached your kingdom.
[09:30] False King
    But running away from love
    will only lead to regret.
[09:34] Shinpachi
    Can you drop the crap
    about love already?!
[09:36] Shinpachi
    Are you a sophomore in high
    school or something?!
[09:39] False King
    Escape and abandon the leukocytes who've
    been injured while fighting for this kingdom?
[09:43] False King
    How could I do such a thing?
[09:46] False King
    Travelers...
[09:48] False King
    A legend has been passed down
    in this kingdom from olden days.
[09:51] False King
    When a great disaster befalls this land,
[09:55] False King
    heroes carrying toothpicks will travel from
    another world to save our world!
[10:01] False King
    Perhaps you all are...
[10:03] False King
    No, I say no more.
[10:05] False King
    How could I ask someone else to fight for the sake
    of a kingdom on the verge of destruction?!
[10:11] Kagura
    Except you just said that out loud.
[10:14] Kagura
    This old man's got no shame, and I'm
    not just talking about the bodysuit.
SIGN    [Note: Bleep covers "sperm."]
[10:17] Gintoki
    Hey, you're pretty slow, old Spe**.
[10:20] Gintoki
    Enough introductions. Just hand
    over your remaining soldiers.
[10:23] Gintoki
    And give us whatever's in your treasure
    vault for our war chest.
[10:26] Shinpachi
    We sound more like thieves than heroes.
[10:30] False King
    Amazing.
[10:31] False King
    Are you offering to fight on our side?
[10:33] False King
    My eyes did not betray me!
[10:35] False King
    You must be the heroic
    midgets of legend!
[10:38] False King
    But our kingdom has suffered from the long
    war and we have no soldiers to offer you.
[10:43] Gintoki
    Don't give me that bull!
[10:45] Gintoki
    There are two guards here, plus you!
[10:47] Gintoki
    I'll abuse you like a workhorse.
[10:49] Shinpachi
    Hey! Stop that, Gin-san!
[10:51] False King
    I shall offer one of the
    strongest soldiers of the
[10:54] False King
    Leukocyte Kingdom to aid
    you in your journey.
[10:58] Shinpachi
    Really?
[10:59] False King
    Come forth!
[11:00] False King
    The strongest pair around, feared
    as the Leukocyte Double Dragon!
[11:03] False King
    The warrior, Bortega!
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Ortega and Despisaro from Dragon Quest III.]
[11:04] False King
    The fighter, Despigaro!
[11:12] False King
    Take whichever one you want.
[11:14] Shinpachi
    We don't want either of them!
[11:16] Shinpachi
    Hey!
[11:17] Shinpachi
    How can you call them Double Dragon?!
[11:19] Shinpachi
    How can you call them
    the strongest pair?!
[11:21] Shinpachi
    Why is there someone who looks like
    the prince crying behind Bortega?!
[11:24] Shinpachi
    You're obviously trying to get
    rid of a dog the prince took in!
[11:29] Prince
    Are you taking it...?
[11:31] Shinpachi
    We aren't! We aren't taking it!
[11:33] False King
    So you don't want Bortega...
[11:35] False King
    Then take Moth-
[11:36] ---
    I mean, Despigaro
[11:39] Shinpachi
    Mother?!
[11:39] Shinpachi
    You were about to say "Mother"!
[11:41] Shinpachi
    You called Despigaro "Mother"!
[11:44] Gintoki
    Hey, you've got some nerve, old man.
[11:46] Gintoki
    You trying to ditch your mother
    off on the party of heroes
[11:48] Gintoki
    because you don't want
    to take care of her?
[11:50] Kagura
    Unbelievable. He's worse
    than those viruses.
[11:53] Kagura
    We should eliminate him first.
[11:55] False King
    Wait! Wait! Wait!
[11:57] False King
    No! No!
[11:57] False King
    That's wrong! You've got it all wrong!
[12:01] False King
    Give me a break, big guy.
[12:03] False King
    You know how people accidentally call
    their teacher "Mother" sometimes?
[12:06] False King
    That's what it was! For real!
[12:08] Gintoki
    You're not even acting
    like a king anymore.
[12:10] Gintoki
    More like a common thug!
[12:13] False King
    It's true that I've been fighting with my
    wife about how to take care of Mother.
[12:16] False King
    It's true there was an uproar because
    Takeshi brought home a mutt.
[12:20] False King
    But none of that has anything to do
    with what we're discussing here!
[12:23] Gintoki
    Except it does.
[12:24] Gintoki
    It's obviously related!
[12:25] Gintoki
    You're obviously trying to dump
    your problems off on us!
[12:28] False King
    No! You're wrong!
[12:30] False King
    These two, you see...
[12:30] False King
    They may look like this now,
[12:32] False King
    but that's because they were
    cursed by the virus!
[12:37] False King
    If you can find the Poof Mirror
    that reveals the truth,
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Rah Mirror from Dragon Quest series.]
[12:41] False King
    they'll return to their original
    forms and serve you well!
[12:44] False King
    Very well! Please give it a try!
[12:46] Gintoki
    What's this Poof Mirror crap?
[12:47] Gintoki
    Your head's gone poof!
[12:48] False King
    No! I'm serious!
[12:50] False King
    If you had the Poof Mirror!
[12:52] False King
    I could show you!
[12:54] Tama
    We have it.
[12:57] Tama
    The Poof Mirror is right here.
[13:00] False King
    What?
[13:01] False King
    Where did you get that...?
[13:03] Tama
    We are inside my body.
[13:04] Tama
    Searching for an object is like
    going through my pockets.
[13:08] Tama
    I've heard the Tapir are especially
    skilled at mimicry.
[13:12] Tama
    You cannot defeat the Tapir if you
    believe everything you see.
[13:17] Tama
    Now, let us see what truths
    shall be revealed,
[13:19] Tama
    be it Bortega, Despigaro,
    or something else...
[13:23] Tama
    Everybody look closely.
[13:28] Shinpachi
    Th-This is...!
[13:30] Shinpachi
    The King... The King...!
[13:33] Gintoki
    His nipples...are huge!
[13:35] Shinpachi
    Nobody cares! I swear!
[13:37] Shinpachi
    No! Wait a sec!
[13:39] Shinpachi
    The King's nipples ARE getting bigger!
[13:42] Shinpachi
    Yo** o...
SIGN    [Note: Word play on "Oh no." Bleep covers "Yoko Ono."]
[13:43] Shinpachi**
    No, even bigger!
[13:44] Shinpachi
    This is... This is...!
[13:48] False King
    Not too shabby.
SIGN    [Leukocyte]
SIGN    [Tapir]
SIGN    [Leukocyte]
SIGN    [Tapir]
[14:15] False King
    Not too shabby.
[14:17] False King
    I never expected you to see
    through this Tapir disguise!
[14:23] Gintoki
    This is...
[14:24] Gintoki
    Hey! Don't tell me this is a Tapir!
[14:26] Gintoki
    He's just wearing a black bodysuit
    instead of a white one!
[14:30] Shinpachi
    This isn't the time for that!
[14:32] Shinpachi
    If they've already gotten the Leukocyte
    King, that means...
[14:37] False King
    Exactly.
[14:38] False King
    You came to this kingdom seeking aid,
[14:41] False King
    but are too late.
[14:43] False King
    The Leukocyte Kingdom, from
    the king down to the soldiers...
[14:48] False King
    Even Mother...
[14:53] False King
    Even Prince Takeshi...
[15:11] False King
    The entire kingdom is in black bodysuits!
[15:13] False King
    You have no allies here!
[15:20] False King
    We will consume all!
[15:23] False King
    Until all are dressed in black bodysuits,
[15:26] False King
    we will continue to consume!
[15:30] Tama
    The toothpicks.
[15:31] Tama
    Everyone take hold of your toothpicks!
[15:35] Tama
    Those toothpicks were specially
    made by Gengai-sama.
[15:39] Tama
    They take advantage of the Tapir's
    nature to consume data
[15:41] Tama
    by sending large quantities
    of data at high speeds!
[15:46] Gintoki
    Huh? What?
[15:47] Tama
    And the data is rotten enough
    to cause food poisoning.
[15:51] Tama
    If you continue to send poison to their stomachs
    after they've been poisoned once,
[15:59] Tama
    their stomachs will not have enough
    time to digest the data
[16:07] Tama
    and they'll explode.
[16:14] Gintoki
    That sounds just fine!
[16:15] Gintoki
    These toothpicks can't remove leftover
    food stuck in your teeth,
[16:16] Gintoki
    but they can kick stinking
    virus butt, huh?!
[16:19] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! There are too many!
[16:21] Shinpachi
    We can't deal with all of them!
[16:26] Kagura
    Hurry! This way!
[16:28] Kagura
    We need to retreat for now!
[16:31] False King
    Don't expect to escape!
[16:35] False King
    You're all going to die here!
[16:40] False King
    What are you...?!
[16:43] False King
    This is...!
[16:46] Tama
    Poof Mirror, reveal the truth!
[16:50] Tama
    Return the sword to the hero who
    protects me as no other can!
[16:54] Shinpachi
    That's...!
[16:56] Shinpachi
    The dog is...!
[17:01] Shinpachi
    Turning into a person...
[17:02] False King
    Y-You're...!
[17:04] Tama
    That is not a person.
[17:06] Tama
    That is...
[17:18] Tama
    The ultimate security program that
    has destroyed many viruses
[17:22] Tama
    and kept the peace in my body.
[17:26] Tama
    The one and only true...
[17:31] Tama
    Leukocyte King!
[17:35] Shinpachi
    Gi...
[17:36] Shinpachi
    Gin-san?!
[17:40] ---
    Find them!
[17:42] Black
    Were they there?
[17:43] Black
    Where'd they go?!
[17:46] Black
    Damn! Where did they go?
[17:49] Black
    Find them! Even if you have
    to split nose hairs!
[17:54] King
    Looks like they're gone.
[17:56] King
    Lady Tama, they will find us here.
[17:58] King
    We should move at once.
[18:00] King
    I believe B-29 in the large
    intestine would be safe.
[18:03] King
    That place is a maze.
[18:05] King
    Perfect for hiding out in.
[18:06] Tama
    Leukocyte King, we did not
    come here to escape.
[18:10] Tama
    We came to fight.
[18:12] King
    Though you may only be a copy,
[18:13] King
    I cannot allow Lady Tama
    near those filthy viruses.
[18:16] King
    I can handle the fighting alone.
[18:18] Tama
    Leukocyte King.
[18:20] Tama
    This time we are up against
    the strongest virus ever.
[18:22] Tama
    The battle will not be as simple
    as it has been in the past.
[18:24] Tama
    Even someone as accomplished as
    yourself will have no chance alone.
[18:26] Tama
    We must work together and fight.
[18:29] King
    So you were the one who rewrote my
    program and turned me into that dog.
[18:35] King
    You restricted my ability to act so I wouldn't
    attempt to face them alone.
[18:40] King
    Is that correct?
[18:41] Tama
    Your death would be an inconvenience.
[18:44] Tama
    When the right time finally came...
[18:46] Tama
    Yes, I wished for you to survive
    to fight alongside us.
[18:54] King
    What's your problem?
[18:56] King
    Keep that virus-infested face
    away from Lady Tama.
[18:59] King
    You wanna get sterilized?
[19:01] Gintoki
    No, sorry.
[19:02] Gintoki
    I couldn't help but stare at
    such a handsome face...
[19:06] Gintoki
    Not!
[19:08] Gintoki
    I don't recall ever having a Transform
    spell cast on me.
[19:10] Gintoki
    You've got nerve to do that embarrassing
    cosplay with my face!
SIGN    [Note: Loto is the legendary hero from Dragon Quest 3.]
[19:14] Gintoki
    You think you're Loto?!
[19:17] Gintoki
    A lot of people in this world claim
    that DQ3 was the best one,
[19:21] Gintoki
    but I won't accept that!
[19:22] Kagura
    There are two Gin-chans.
[19:26] Shinpachi
    Ta-Tama-san, what is that?
[19:29] Shinpachi
    Why does that guy look like Gin-san?
[19:31] Tama
    All internal systems are affected
    by my memory banks,
[19:34] Tama
    thought patterns, and various other data.
[19:39] Tama
    I would assume that image
    was influenced by my mind.
[19:43] Shinpachi
    Meaning...?
[19:44] Tama
    The security program Leukocyte, which
    combats all sorts of viruses,
[19:48] Tama
    is a reflection of the strongest
    person I know.
[19:51] Tama
    That would be the most
    accurate conclusion.
[19:55] Gintoki
    Hey!
[19:57] Tama
    Two of the strongest have
    been assembled.
[19:59] Tama
    There is nothing to fear now.
[20:05] Gintoki
    I see. So you're my...
[20:09] King
    Though the significant difference
    in personality between us
[20:13] King
    suggests she doesn't think much
    of what's in your head.
[20:16] Gintoki
    What was that?!
[20:17] King
    Though that's a given, considering
    how much of a coward you are.
[20:21] King
    You won't be able to protect Lady Tama
    with those virus-infested hands.
[20:27] King
    I shall be the one to defeat the Tapir.
[20:30] King
    There is no need for you to step in.
[20:34] King
    I am the only one who can
    protect Lady Tama.
SIGN    [To Be Continued]
SIGN    [The next episode...]
[22:16] Man
    My lord, Archfiend Tapir.
[22:19] Man
    I just received word that Bifidus Castle
    and E. coli Castle have been taken.
[22:25] Fiend
    Is that so?
[22:27] Fiend
    The areas of greatest resistance
    now belong to our forces.
[22:35] Fiend
    Very soon, the system of this world
    will fall completely into Tapir hands.
[22:42] Fiend
    The super science and technology poured
    into this robot meant nothing.
[22:47] Fiend
    Nothing can stop us now.
[22:52] Black
    Excellency!
[22:53] Man
    What is all the fuss about?
[22:56] Black
    The third Tapir general was somehow
    destroyed in the Leukocyte Kingdom.
[23:01] Man
    What? That's impossible.
[23:03] Man
    The Leukocyte Kingdom was
    completely under our control
[23:06] Man
    without a single Leukocyte left to resist.
[23:10] Man
    Nobody left in this world
    can stand against us.
[23:13] Black
    According to our information,
[23:14] Black
    there was an incredibly strong Leukocyte
    dressed up like he was in Dragon Quest.
[23:20] Black
    Along with three human-like creatures
    carrying toothpicks
[23:25] Black
    and a pixel robot to fill out the party.
[23:28] Man
    D-Dragon Quest, you say?!
[23:30] Man
    C-Could it be?!
[23:33] Man
    He's... He's still alive?!
[23:39] Man
    Deliver this order to all soldiers
    in this robot!
[23:42] Man
    Return to the Archfiend
    Tapir's castle at once!
[23:45] Man
    Abandon any conquered
    castles if necessary!
[23:48] Man
    Concentrate all forces at his castle immediately
    and tighten the defenses!
[23:53] Black
    Sir!
[23:56] Fiend
    Is it him?
[23:59] Man
    Yes...
[24:01] Man
    He's coming...
[24:07] Man
    The Leukocyte King,
[24:09] Man
    with a party of heroes from the outside
    world, is headed towards this castle!
SIGN    ["A Group of Fools are Led"]
SIGN    [The five fools are led to and storm the Archfiend Tapir's castle!]
SIGN    [Will Gin-san and the Leukocyte King work well with one another?]
SIGN    [See you next time.]