E215 - Odds or Evens

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[01:47] Kada
    Odds or evens...?
[01:50] Kamui
    I'll go with evens.
[01:55] Kada
    Odds...
[01:57] Kamui
    Oops.
[01:59] Kamui
    I lost.
[02:00] Abuto
    Tragic.
[02:02] Abuto
    The captain of the Harusame's 4th Squad
[02:05] Abuto
    was once considered a lone
    flower in the darkness,
[02:09] Abuto
    but after losing out
    in a grab for power,
[02:14] Abuto
    she stole money from the
    group and disappeared.
[02:17] Abuto
    I never expected her
    to come back like this.
[02:20] Kamui
    No kidding.
[02:21] Kamui
    I never expected you to be a
    sucker for a vixen like her.
[02:25] Abuto
    Kids wouldn't understand.
[02:27] Abuto
    We live in an age where everything
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    fits in the palm of your hand.
[02:32] Abuto
    But you want a woman who
    isn't so easy to hold on to.
[02:35] Kamui
    Like a DS?
[02:36] Abuto
    She's more like a Genesis.
[02:38] Kamui
    I see.
[02:39] Kamui
    No wonder it was so hard to find her.
[02:42] Kamui
    We're talking about your
    beloved Genesis here.
[02:46] Kamui
    But it looks like she couldn't
    fit in down there either.
[02:48] Kamui
    She gambled and lost.
[02:51] Kamui
    And so did you.
[02:53] Abuto
    Hey!
[02:54] Abuto
    Don't jump to conclusions.
[02:56] Abuto
    I'm not like a certain stupid captain.
[02:58] Abuto
    I don't let my emotions
    get in the way of my work.
[03:00] Kamui
    Yeah, yeah.
[03:01] Abuto
    Besides, she changed her face
[03:02] ---
    and name when she escaped to Earth.
[03:05] Abuto
    How was I supposed to recognize her?
[03:06] Kamui
    Yeah, yeah.
[03:07] Abuto
    And I'm a Nintendo fan, not a Sega fan!
[03:10] Abuto
    You listening?!
[03:11] Kamui
    Oh well.
[03:12] Kamui
    I was interested in seeing the
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    exalted team work of the Shinra,
[03:17] Kamui
    but they were just a bunch of grunts
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    who stood no chance
    one-on-one against a Yato.
[03:20] Kamui
    Wouldn't be much of a fight.
[03:23] Kamui
    Anyway, they stole my glory again.
[03:27] Kamui
    We should go show our gratitude.
[03:38] Kamui
    To the samurai.
SIGN    Odds or Evens
[03:49] Kamui
    Shinsuke Takasugi?
[03:51] Aho
    You haven't heard of him?
[03:52] Aho
    He signed a pact with us.
[03:55] Aho
    He's the leader of the mercenary
    group known as the Kiheitai.
[03:58] Kamui
    Are they from Earth?
[04:00] Aho
    They're samurai, I think.
[04:02] Aho
    The remnants of those savages
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    who resisted until the very end
[04:05] Aho
    when we opened up their land.
[04:09] Kamui
    Admiral Assho--
[04:10] Kamui
    I mean, Admiral Abo.
[04:12] ---
    He must be very special for
    you to remember his name.
[04:15] Aho
    He only cooperates with us
[04:17] ---
    when our interests happen to coincide,
[04:19] Aho
    but he can be very useful.
[04:20] Aho
    You could consider them the
    Harusame's enforcers on Earth.
[04:26] Aho
    They were responsible for
    hunting down that vixen.
[04:31] Kamui
    Oh, really?
[04:32] Aho
    However, there is one
    issue that concerns me.
[04:35] Aho
    I've heard that they are actually
[04:37] Aho
    a terrorist group which seeks to
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    unseat the government of Edo.
[04:41] Aho
    But when we struck a deal
[04:43] ---
    with the central ward which
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    allowed us to sneak into Edo,
[04:47] Aho
    they offered to draw the
    government's trained dogs
[04:49] ---
    away from us.
[04:51] Aho
    Do you know why?
[04:54] Kamui
    That's easy.
[04:58] Kamui
    Each side is using the other,
[05:01] Kamui
    so they're using the Harusame
[05:02] Kamui
    to get close to the Bakufu and
[05:04] ---
    take down the central ward.
[05:06] Aho
    What?! Really?!
[05:09] Aho
    I mean, you're absolutely right!
[05:10] Aho
    They're plotting terrible things!
[05:13] Aho
    Yes, I knew all along!
[05:15] Aho
    S-So that's how it was...
[05:18] Aho
    Damn!
[05:19] Kamui
    We finally obtained the right to
[05:21] ---
    strip Earth of its valuable resources.
[05:24] Kamui
    If they succeed, we'll lose
    all our business there.
[05:28] Kamui
    Well, I doubt that Takasugi person
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    stands a chance against
    the Tendo or the elders,
[05:34] Kamui
    but he can probably crush our forces.
[05:37] Aho
    I-If that happens, the
    elders will have my hide!
[05:42] Kamui
    That's true.
[05:43] Kamui
    Well, do the best you can.
[05:45] Kamui
    Thanks for the food!
[05:47] Aho
    W-Wait, Kamui!
[05:49] Aho
    Why do you think I summoned you here?!
[05:52] Kamui
    For a free meal?
[05:54] Aho
    No!
[05:55] Aho
    The 7th Squad is responsible
    for cleaning up our messes!
[06:01] Kamui
    So what do you want me to do?
[06:05] Aho
    Dispose of the tools
    that we no longer need.
[06:08] Koro
    Good grief.
[06:10] Koro
    Strong words, coming from a
    tool that never had any use but as a decoration.
[06:13] Koro
    This place would be much more
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    comfortable if we disposed of that pig.
[06:18] Kamui
    Aren't you both four-legged creatures?
[06:21] Kamui
    Can't you get along, Captain Koro?
[06:23] Koro
    Kamui...
[06:25] Koro
    You have the backing of
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    the captains of the twelve squads.
[06:29] Koro
    We're ready to throw our support
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    behind you at a moment's notice.
[06:32] Koro
    Admiral Asshole is just
    a puppet for the elders.
[06:37] Koro
    All he cares about is his own safety.
[06:39] Koro
    I wanna work for someone
    who will let me run wild.
[06:44] Abuto
    Then why don't you take control, Koro?
[06:48] Koro
    I can't lead.
[06:49] Koro
    I just want to go crazy
    and not have to think.
[06:52] Abuto
    You sound just like our boss.
[06:54] Koro
    Besides, I have an eyepatch over one eye
[06:57] Koro
    and a hook instead of a hand.
[06:59] Koro
    I'm not captain material.
[07:00] Abuto
    No, you're the spitting
    image of a captain.
[07:03] Abuto
    You're clearly gunning
    to be the captain.
[07:05] Koro
    Anyway, I'm willing to lend you a hand.
[07:09] Koro
    If you're gonna take down that
    Takasugi fool, count me in.
[07:11] Kamui
    Don't interfere.
[07:13] Kamui
    I finally found myself another samurai.
[07:16] Kamui
    Abuto, isolate Takasugi
    from his minions.
[07:20] Kamui
    Take the fleet and wipe out his men.
[07:23] Kamui
    Captain Koro, you're
    free to help out there.
[07:26] Abuto
    Here we go again...
[07:28] Kamui
    Sorry, but I won't let
    anyone ruin my fun.
[07:37] Matako
    I can't stand space.
[07:40] Matako
    It's so dark everywhere.
[07:42] Matako
    Can't tell if we're moving
    forward or backward.
[07:47] Matako
    Lord Shinsuke, are we
    moving forward right now?
[07:53] Matako
    Sorry about sounding so whiny.
[07:55] Matako
    I've been getting worried.
[07:58] Takasugi
    Doesn't matter which way we're going.
[08:00] Takasugi
    If you get lost,
[08:03] Takasugi
    just follow my lead.
[08:05] Takasugi
    Whether you're deep underground
    or far above the clouds,
[08:08] Takasugi
    I promise to take you to our goal.
[08:11] Takasugi
    There's no need to worry
[08:13] Takasugi
    as long as you believe in me.
[08:16] Matako
    L-Lord Shinsuke!
[08:17] Matako
    I... I'll follow you to hell and back!
[08:20] Takasugi
    We share the same goal.
[08:23] Takasugi
    Let us march on.
[08:24] Takasugi
    Now sign this petition.
[08:28] Takasugi
    We oppose the
[08:29] ---
    Greater Edo Ordinance Regarding
    the Healthy Development of Youths!
[08:33] Takasugi
    Before you try to regulate free speech,
[08:34] ---
    you should learn to
    regulate your own heart!
[08:36] Takasugi
    Pedophilia predates manga and anime!
[08:40] Takasugi
    Is it not our goal to foster
    a culture of acceptance?!
[08:43] Takasugi
    Incidentally, I'm not a
    pedophile. I'm a feminist.
[08:50] Matako
    Bansai-senpai.
[08:51] Matako
    Where's Lord Shinsuke?
[08:53] Bansai
    He stayed behind on the mothership
[08:54] Bansai
    because the admiral needed
    him for something.
[08:56] Bansai
    We're supposed to return
    to Edo without him.
[08:59] Matako
    Needed him for what?
[09:00] Bansai
    Well, I haven't the slightest idea.
[09:03] Matako
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[09:06] Matako
    Was it a mistake to join
    forces with the Harusame?
[09:10] Bansai
    Why are you saying this now?
[09:12] Bansai
    We will defeat the Bakufu
    and rebuild the world.
[09:16] Bansai
    Didn't you agree to the plan?
[09:18] Matako
    But we're out of our league...
[09:21] Matako
    The Kiheitai aren't
    on the same level as a
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    galactic crime syndicate.
[09:28] Matako
    Soon enough, we'll become their pawns.
[09:32] Matako
    The way things stand,
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    we've sunken to the level of the
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    Amanto-ass-kissing Bakufu.
[09:38] Matako
    Besides, now that the
    Bakufu and Harusame
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    are working together,
[09:42] Matako
    we've become a liability.
[09:46] Matako
    What if Lord Shinsuke is...
[09:49] Bansai
    So in other words, you're
    worried about Shinsuke?
[09:52] Bansai
    Don't worry.
[09:54] Bansai
    That man won't fall
    before the Bakufu does.
[09:56] Bansai
    Did you forget the promise he made?
[10:00] Takasugi
    I'll simply destroy...
[10:04] Takasugi
    ...the Greater Edo Ordinance Regarding
    the Healthy Development of Youths!
[10:08] Matako
    Don't mess up my memories!
[10:10] Matako
    Die!
[10:11] Matako
    We'll destroy you first!
[10:13] A
    Master Bansai!
[10:14] A
    There's a Harusame fleet ahead of us!
[10:17] Bansai
    What? Do they truly
    intend to eliminate us?!
[10:20] Matako
    L-Lord Shinsuke!
[10:24] Kamui
    Hey.
[10:25] Kamui
    So we meet again.
[10:28] Kamui
    Sorry about cutting
    straight to the chase,
[10:30] Kamui
    but either way, you're going to
    be surprised when I say this.
[10:33] Kamui
    Please die.
[10:35] Takasugi
    That's not much of a surprise.
[10:37] Takasugi
    It was obvious from the
    moment I first saw you.
[10:41] Kamui
    You're sharp.
[10:43] Kamui
    You see, I've been dying
    to fight a samurai
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    from the moment I first saw one.
[10:48] Kamui
    And you kind of smell the same
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    as that other samurai.
[10:54] Takasugi
    What a coincidence.
[10:55] Takasugi
    I've been dying to kill
    that stupid samurai
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    with the silver hair.
[11:00] Kamui
    You must have super powers or something.
[11:05] Kamui
    Is there a secret behind
    that left eye of yours?
[11:08] Koro
    Kamui!
[11:12] Kamui
    I told you not to interfere.
[11:15] Koro
    I won't interfere.
[11:23] Kamui
    Huh?
[11:23] Koro
    Kamui, we're here to kill you.
[11:31] Abuto
    Did I miss a message or something?
[11:34] Abuto
    Nobody ever mentioned that
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    we were up against such a big family.
[11:38] Aho
    You Yato are too dangerous.
[11:40] Aho
    A blade that's too sharp will
    attract many foes, Kamui.
[11:44] Kamui
    You got me good.
[11:46] Kamui
    Never expected Admiral Asshole
    to pull a fast one on me.
[11:48] Takasugi
    I'll kill that idiot for you.
[11:51] Takasugi
    So feel free to rest in peace.
[12:03] A
    Vice-captain!
[12:04] A
    There's a Harusame fleet
    behind the Kiheitai!
[12:06] A
    It's Captain Koro's 8th Squad,
[12:09] A
    along with the admiral's personal fleet!
[12:14] Abuto
    Looks like we were tricked.
[12:19] Bansai
    Wh-What's going on?
[12:21] Matako
    The Harusame are fighting each other?
[12:23] Takechi
    There's no need to worry, folks.
[12:26] Takechi
    Everything is going according to plan.
[12:28] Matako
    Takechi-senpai...
[12:30] Takechi
    That is the Harusame's 7th Squad.
[12:32] Takechi
    The strongest Harusame force, drawn from
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    the elite ranks of the
    Yato, the warrior tribe.
[12:37] Takechi
    Their leader, the brilliant Lord Kamui,
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    is more highly regarded
    than the admiral now.
[12:44] Takechi
    The 12 squad captains are looking
    to overthrow the admiral
[12:47] Takechi
    and name Lord Kamui as their leader.
[12:50] Bansai
    So by that reasoning,
[12:52] Bansai
    that fool of an admiral
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    intends to eliminate the 7th Squad,
[12:56] ---
    which threatens his position?
[12:59] Takechi
    Exactly.
[13:01] Takechi
    We were used as bait to isolate
    and crush the 7th Squad,
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    the strongest of them all.
[13:08] Matako
    So we're being used
    by the Harusame again?
[13:12] Takechi
    It's easier for us to take advantage
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    of that useless admiral.
[13:19] Bansai
    But still...
[13:21] Bansai
    Destroying your own fangs to
    hold onto your position...
[13:24] Bansai
    There are always more fools
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    when an organization begins to grow.
[13:30] Aho
    Friend Takasugi, that
    was an excellent job!
[13:33] Aho
    There are no longer any
    rogue elements to oppose me!
[13:36] Aho
    You also performed admirably, Koro.
[13:39] Koro
    No, Admiral Assho...
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    Admiral Abo.
[13:43] Koro
    I was simply performing
    my duty as one of
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    the 12 squad captains.
[13:46] Koro
    Now that Kamui has been
    made an example of,
[13:49] Koro
    the captains who supported
    Kamui will come
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    to their senses and swear fealty to you.
[13:54] Takasugi
    It was kind of a waste.
[13:57] Aho
    Hm?
[13:58] Takasugi
    That kid took enough poison to
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    instantly leave an
    elephant incapacitated,
[14:04] Takasugi
    but he was able to fend off my blade
[14:05] Takasugi
    while smiling the entire time.
[14:08] Takasugi
    And he managed to kill off
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    twenty or so of your men,
    despite his injuries.
[14:14] Takasugi
    I have a feeling that his absence
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    will be far more damaging
[14:18] Takasugi
    than what he did to your men.
[14:20] Aho
    It doesn't matter.
[14:21] Aho
    Your Kiheitai can fill the
    void he's left behind.
[14:26] Takasugi
    Sorry, but I'll pass.
[14:29] Takasugi
    It's better to be the head of
    a cat than the tail of a lion.
[14:32] Takasugi
    I'd rather be a bandit chief
    than a pirate or bigwig.
[14:37] Takasugi
    Besides, I'm not giving
    up the Kiheitai name.
[14:42] Aho
    Allow me to compensate you...
[14:44] Takasugi
    I don't need anything.
[14:45] Takasugi
    Let's keep it simple, just like before.
[14:49] Koro
    Be careful.
[14:51] Koro
    He's harder to read than Kamui was.
[14:55] Aho
    I know.
[14:57] Aho
    No more fooling around.
[15:01] Kada
    Odds or evens, odds or evens...?
[15:07] Takasugi
    Odds.
[15:11] Kada
    Too bad...
[15:12] Kada
    Evens...
[15:14] Kamui
    Oops, now it's your turn to die.
[15:17] Kamui
    That gambler's cursed.
[15:19] Kamui
    If you lose, you run out of luck.
[15:22] Kamui
    I lost, so I know what
    I'm talking about.
[15:26] Takasugi
    Coming from a monster who
    doesn't die when killed...
[15:30] Kamui
    They patched me up and spared my life
[15:32] Kamui
    so I could be executed in
    front of the others, right?
[15:37] Kamui
    When's the big day?
[15:38] Takasugi
    In three days.
[15:39] Kamui
    Three days...
[15:41] Kamui
    I wonder which one of us will die first.
[15:43] Kamui
    I'm sure you've figured it out already.
[15:46] Kamui
    The people here only
    care about themselves.
[15:50] Kamui
    Doesn't matter how hard you work.
[15:52] Kamui
    They'll just abuse you
    as much as they can
[15:54] Kamui
    before they get rid of you.
[15:56] Takasugi
    True.
[15:58] Takasugi
    I would prefer to be used by someone
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    who isn't so pathetic.
[16:03] Takasugi
    Those sharp fangs of yours
    will only rot in this place.
[16:11] Kamui
    Why did you come here?
[16:15] Takasugi
    I'm the same as you.
[16:17] Takasugi
    Searching for a place to
    use my sharpened fangs.
[16:24] Takasugi
    But this leaky boat
    won't take me anywhere.
[16:28] Takasugi
    I'd rather hitch a ride on your ship.
[16:35] Takasugi
    See ya, space fighter.
[16:39] B
    I don't see how the admiral
    took out the 7th Squad...
[16:43] B
    Did he have help from the elders?
[16:45] A
    No, I heard that the idea came
    from Takasugi of the Kiheitai.
[16:49] B
    It's a sad story.
[16:51] B
    Those guys worked their
    asses off for the Harusame.
[16:54] A
    Nobody's doing jack for
    the sake of the Harusame.
[16:58] A
    If someone is in the
    way, you eliminate them.
[17:01] A
    That's how it goes in the Harusame.
[17:05] Aho
    Men, take a long, hard look!
[17:07] Aho
    This is what happens to
    those who defy my authority!
[17:10] Aho
    When you cross me, you cross the elders!
[17:12] Aho
    When you cross the elders,
    you cross the Harusame!
[17:16] Aho
    When there is no order,
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    a battle-hardened army will
    be reduced to a headless mob!
[17:21] C
    How can he say that crap
    with a straight face?
[17:24] Aho
    Kamui, do you have any last words?
[17:27] Kamui
    Can I say something real quick?
[17:29] Aho
    Yes.
[17:31] Kamui
    Admiral Asshole!
[17:33] Aho
    Kill him! Kill him now!
[17:35] Takasugi
    Hold on, Admiral Assho--
[17:37] Takasugi
    Admiral Abo.
[17:39] Takasugi
    Will you allow me to kill him?
[17:41] Aho
    Huh?
[17:42] Takasugi
    Unfortunately, I never had the
    chance to fight him one-on-one,
[17:46] Takasugi
    but I can at least serve
    as the executioner.
[17:49] Koro
    On my signal, jump Takasugi.
[17:55] Takasugi
    Our luck ran out when I
    got on this leaky boat.
[18:02] Kamui
    You're saying that we share
    the same fight, Earth fighter?
[18:06] Takasugi
    Who knows?
[18:08] Takasugi
    All I know is that neither of us
    will be doing any sightseeing.
[18:12] Kamui
    Sure we will.
[18:13] Kamui
    Down in hell.
[18:17] Takasugi
    You bet.
[18:30] Takasugi
    Have a nice nap in hell,
[18:33] Takasugi
    leaky boat crew.
[18:49] Aho
    Wh-What?!
[18:53] Kamui
    I told you so.
[18:54] Kamui
    That gambler's cursed.
[18:56] Kamui
    I wanted to see which one
    of us would die first,
[18:59] Kamui
    but you're trying to
    get us killed together?
[19:01] Takasugi
    It's more fun to dance
[19:03] ---
    with a batshit crazy idiot
    than a plain old idiot.
[19:10] Kamui
    Samurai are a blast.
[19:14] Aho
    Takasugi!
[19:15] Aho
    You're nothing more than tools
    that are no longer needed!
[19:17] Aho
    I'll turn you into spacedust!
[19:20] Takasugi
    You're the one who's no longer needed.
[19:23] Takasugi
    Didn't you hear me?
[19:24] Takasugi
    I'm the executioner here,
[19:27] Takasugi
    the only executioner
    needed in this place.
[19:32] Takasugi
    Off with your heads.
[19:41] Matako
    Lord Shinsuke!
[19:43] Matako
    This is how the Joi do it!
[19:45] Matako
    I'll follow you to hell and back!
[19:48] Takechi
    Are you insane?!
[19:49] Takechi
    You believe that we stand a
    chance against the Harusame?
[19:52] Takechi
    We should be focusing our resources
[19:54] Takechi
    on the Greater Edo Ordinance Reg...
[19:57] Bansai
    You'd have to be insane...
[20:00] Bansai
    ...to pick a fight with
    the rest of the world!
[20:03] Aho
    Accursed monkeys!
[20:05] Aho
    What are you doing?!
[20:06] Aho
    Crush them!
[20:08] Koro
    What?!
[20:11] Abuto
    Oh?
[20:12] Abuto
    I rowed out here because I was worried,
[20:16] Abuto
    but you're looking better than usual.
[20:18] Abuto
    Blockhead.
[20:20] Aho
    The 7th Squad!
[20:21] Aho
    Impossible!
[20:22] Aho
    Why are they alive?!
[20:24] Koro
    Admiral!
[20:25] Koro
    Bad news!
[20:26] Koro
    Now that the 7th Squad is back,
[20:28] Koro
    the other squads are beginning
    to side with them!
[20:31] Koro
    Th-The tables have been reversed.
[20:34] Koro
    Huh?
[20:34] Koro
    Admiral!
[20:37] Aho
    C-Curse you, Kamui, Takasugi!
[20:39] Aho
    You won't get away with this!
[20:40] Koro
    A-Admiral!
[20:41] Koro
    Why are you running away by yourself?!
[20:43] Koro
    Take me with you, Admiral Asshole!
[20:45] Aho
    Ah! You finally said it!
[20:47] Aho
    I kept pretending that I didn't hear
    you, but you finally said it to my face!
[20:50] Aho
    You're a dead man!
[20:51] Aho
    Get this ship moving!
[20:53] Aho
    What are you doing?!
[20:54] Koro
    Shut up!
[20:55] Koro
    My men always do the work,
    so I have no idea what to do!
[20:57] Aho
    Don't you have a hook on your hand?!
[20:59] Aho
    You're supposed to be a captain!
[21:00] Koro
    You're supposed to be an admiral!
[21:01] Koro
    Huh?
[21:02] Koro
    H-Hey!
[21:03] Koro
    What's that?!
[21:04] Aho
    Ka-Kamui!
[21:06] Kamui
    It's not Kamui, Admiral Asshole.
[21:09] Kamui
    Starting today,
[21:10] Kamui
    I'm Admiral Nincompoop.
[21:18] Kamui
    I owe you big now.
[21:21] Kamui
    Oh well.
[21:22] Kamui
    Guess I'll have to put off
    our fight for a while.
[21:25] Kamui
    Besides, I'm looking forward
    to touring hell with you.
[21:29] Kamui
    Now, where do we start?
[21:32] Kamui
    I'm guessing the planet of samurai?
[21:37] Kada
    Odds or evens, odds or evens...?
[21:44] Takasugi
    Evens.
[21:46] Kada
    Too bad...
[21:48] Kada
    Odds...
SIGN    Next Episode I Can't Remember a Damn Thing About the Factory Tour
[23:30] Gin
    Next time:
[23:31] Gin
    I can't remember a damn thing
    about the factory tour.
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