E40 - Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

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SIGN    [Trailer]
SIGN    [Starring Jo Otononaji
SIGN    [Note: Name literally means "adult circumstances"]
[00:06] Jo
    No way!
[00:08] Jo
    I'd rather die than bend my principles!
SIGN    [The time to fight is now.]
[00:16] Jo
    Aliens?! It's all over!
[00:20] Narrator
    Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive?
[00:23] Narration
    Alien vs. Yakuza
SIGN    [Alien vs. Yakuza」
SIGN    [Now playing」
[00:26] Jo
    Hey, Otsune. A man talks with his back.
SIGN    [“Alien vs. Yakuza” starring Jo Otonanoji a.k.a. “Jo Bro”」
SIGN    [The hit movie now playing in Edo. Even that man cried emotional tears.]
[02:08] Security Guard A
    Why’s it have to be just before quitting time?
[02:11] Security Guard B
    Seems something alien attached itself to the fuselage during the flight.
[02:16] Security Guard A
    Huh? You’re not suggesting an alien or something is stuck to it…?
[02:20] Security Guard B
    Which reminds me. Did you see “Alien vs. Yakuza”? Man, it was awesome…
[02:25] Security Guard A
    I haven’t seen the series since “Alien 2.”
[02:28] ---
    Really, it’s not that good, is it?
[02:31] Security Guard B
    No, you’ve got to see it.
[02:32] ---
    The latest one’s awesome!
[02:34] ---
    There’s this army of aliens, right, and they fight a bunch of Jo Bro clones…
[02:38] ---
    …and no matter which side wins, only death awaits them in Edo!
[02:41] Security Guard A
    Why’s that? Why’s Edo going to be destroyed because of Jo Bro?
[02:45] Security Guard B
    You know what? I was actually more afraid of Jo Bro.
[02:48] Security Guard A
    That so? Then let’s hope it’s not Jo Bro that’s stuck to the fuselage.
[03:00] Security Guard A
    It’s for real!
[03:02] Umibozu
    Shut up! Keep your voices down!
[03:05] Umibozu
    I’ve got a hangover and my head is absolutely killing me!
[03:10] ---
    I come all the way to Earth and still I’ve got to exterminate Aliens.
[03:18] Umibozu
    For crying out loud…
[03:19] ---
    This was supposed to be a personal trip.
[03:21] ---
    You guys mechanics?
[03:23] Umibozu
    There’s a good chance that monster’s main body has escaped into Edo.
[03:27] Umibozu
    Edo’s in big trouble.
[03:30] Umibozu
    Would you tell the police for me?
[03:34] Umibozu
    Just tell them Umibozu’s calling.
SIGN    ["Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy"]
[03:45] Kagura
    Hello? Odd Jobs.
[03:47] Con Artist
    Hello. It’s me. Me.
[03:50] Kagura
    Who are you?
[03:52] Con Artist
    It’s me! I’m in big trouble.
[03:56] Kagura
    Is that you, Gin-chan?
[03:57] Con Artist
    That’s right. It’s Gin-chan… Gin-chan.
[04:00] ---
    I got into an accident and hit a pregnant woman. I’m in deep trouble.
[04:03] Kagura
    Finish her off and run away.
[04:05] Con Artist
    What?! How could you say that? That’s awful!
[04:08] ---
    Anyway, I need money. If you don’t hurry, I’ll be arrested.
[04:12] Kagura
    Seriously?
[04:14] Con Artist
    I need you to immediately deposit the money to this bank account…
SIGN    [Note: In Japanese, the word “deposit” sounds similar to the term that means “throwing rice.”]
[04:24] Gintoki
    That hurt. I wiped too hard.
[04:27] ---
    Man, we’ve got to get a bidet.
[04:30] Gintoki
    Huh? Did somebody just leave?
[04:33] Shinpachi
    Yeah. That was Kagura-chan.
[04:35] ---
    She went rushing out in a panic after taking a call.
[04:39] Gintoki
    What’s that about?
[04:40] Shinpachi
    Must’ve been a call from her home. Maybe they want her to return.
[04:45] Gintoki
    That’d be great. It’d be a lot quieter around here.
[04:49] Shinpachi
    More importantly…
[04:50] Shinpachi
    Gin-san, you gotta check this out.
[04:52] Gintoki
    The “It’s Me” con artist?
[04:55] Shinpachi
    It’s a new scam where the con artist calls on the phone without saying their name,
[04:57] Shinpachi
    just saying “It’s me” and letting you assume it’s someone you know.
[05:00] Shinpachi
    Then they say they’re in trouble and need you to wire money to them.
[05:06] Gintoki
    I wouldn’t deposit money no matter who was in trouble.
[05:08] Gintoki
    Remember that, Shinpachi.
[05:10] Gintoki
    The only one who’d fall for that is some stupid girl with Amazonian strength.
[05:21] Okita
    Umibozu? What’s that?
[05:23] Member A
    You don’t know, Okita-san? Everybody knows.
[05:28] Okita
    Let me see that.
[05:29] Member B
    Hey, don’t push.
[05:31] Member C
    Phew! Somebody reeks! Wash your underarms!
[05:33] Member A
    In simple terms, he’s an alien buster.
[05:37] ---
    A space exterminator who hunts and eradicates the most dangerous aliens in the galaxy.
[05:42] Member A
    He’s celebrated as the strongest of all the exterminators.
[05:45] Member A
    He has secret ties with planetary authorities everywhere.
[05:50] Member A
    He’s a man who has traveled the stars and battled countless monsters.
[05:55] Member A
    He’s known only as “Umibozu”… He’s a living legend.
[05:59] Okita
    Ohh… So what’s a legend doing here?
[06:02] Member A
    Seems an alien escaped into Edo.
[06:05] Kondo
    We appreciate you coming here to warn us.
[06:08] Kondo
    We will handle it from here, so please rest assured.
[06:11] Kondo
    However, I never thought I would meet the Umibozu. I am honored.
[06:18] ---
    Are you here on Earth to hunt aliens?
[06:21] Umibozu
    You say that like I’m hunting mushrooms!
[06:23] Umibozu
    I’m here on private business.
[06:25] ---
    I’m pursuing someone much more troublesome than any alien.
[06:30] Kondo
    Someone who troubles even the famed Umibozu-dono?
[06:32] ---
    A woman, I take it.
[06:36] Umibozu
    She is indeed a woman. No question about that.
SIGN    [Oedo Bank & Trust]
[06:45] Banker
    Ma’am, what’re you doing?!
[06:47] Kagura
    I’m sorry. Gin-chan told me on the phone! He’ll get in trouble if I don’t “throw rice!”
[06:53] Banker A
    Huh? Throw rice?
[06:55] ---
    Miss, Miss…
[06:56] ---
    You don’t throw rice. Don’t you mean “deposit”?
[06:59] Kagura
    Anyway, I have to do this!
[07:01] Banker A
    No, you must be referring to “deposit”!
[07:04] Kagura
    Don’t bother me, four eyes!
[07:07] Banker B
    We’re sorry about the commotion.
[07:09] Banker B
    Sir, how can I help you? Sir?
[07:13] Hijikata
    What? Umibozu?
[07:16] Hijikata
    What’s such a big shot doing here?
[07:19] Kondo
    Huh? Toshi, is something wrong?
[07:21] Harada
    It’s nothing, Chief.
[07:24] Kondo
    We have to act quickly or we’ll have a major problem.
[07:27] Kondo
    A parasitic alien has entered Edo.
[07:31] Hijikata
    Alien?
[07:34] Hijikata
    It’s all over, Alien!!
[07:37] Harada
    Prepare for Samurai Justice!!
[07:39] Kondo
    Hey, Toshi, what’s going on? Did something happen?
[07:41] Hijikata
    Jo Bro, we shall avenge you!!
[07:43] Kondo
    Jo-san? What happened? Did something happen to a guy named Jo-san?
[07:46] Harada
    Jo Bro, we love you!!
[07:48] Kondo
    I don’t entirely understand… but listen carefully.
[07:52] Kondo
    This alien can take over any organism—a dog, a cat— anything as its host.
[07:56] Kondo
    Its intelligence is low, but its adaptability makes it deadly!
[08:01] Kondo
    The quickest way to tell if someone’s been taken over by it is to look at their face. There will be bruises.
[08:04] Kondo
    Look for a panda! The parasite’s host…
[08:07] Kondo
    will have black circles around their eyes.
[08:09] Kondo
    Understand, men? Look for a panda! We must…
[08:12] Kondo
    stop it before it causes any damage. Look for a panda!
[08:15] Kondo
    Not like…a real panda…you know.
[08:20] Ketsuno Announcer
    I’m at the Oedo Bank & Trust, where a robber has barricaded himself inside.
[08:25] Ketsuno Announcer
    We can see the robber’s face! What are those dark circles around his eyes?
[08:28] Ketsuno Announcer
    He must be sleep deprived!
[08:30] Okita
    A panda.
SIGN    Testing, testing…
[08:33] ---
    This is a message for the robber!
[08:34] Officer
    You are completely surrounded.
[08:36] Officer
    Come out peacefully.
[08:40] Gintoki
    We’re too late.
[08:41] Shinpachi
    What? You don’t mean that Kagura-chan did this?
[08:43] ---
    Kagura is responsible?
[08:44] Gintoki
    That’s right. She was tricked by the “It’s Me” scam and tried to deposit money.
[08:50] Gintoki
    But, of course, she doesn’t have any money. And that’s what led to this violent act.
[08:53] Shinpachi
    Oh no… What should we do?
[08:55] Shinpachi
    What can we do?
[08:57] Shinpachi
    Gin-san?
[08:59] Officer
    This is a message for the robber…
[09:01] ---
    Hey, what’re you people doing?!
[09:03] Gintoki
    I don’t think I can beat her, but if I don’t try to stop her, who will?
[09:09] Gintoki
    If her family were here, they’d do the same.
[09:12] Shinpachi
    G-Gin-san…
[09:14] ---
    I’m in too.
[09:15] Officer
    It’s too dangerous!
[09:17] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan!
[09:21] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    Our mistake.
[09:25] Onlooker
    A monster!
[09:28] Gintoki
    Well… I’m glad… seems Kagura-chan isn’t the robber.
[09:32] Shinpachi
    Yes, you’re right.
[09:34] Shinpachi
    But wasn’t something attacking her?
[09:36] Gintoki
    That must’ve been, you know, her father.
[09:39] Gintoki
    That call must’ve been from her father. They were meeting here.
[09:43] Shinpachi
    Oh, so that was her father giving her a big hug.
[09:47] Gintoki
    They want time alone, just father and daughter. We really shouldn’t disturb their reunion…
[09:49] Kagura
    Gin-chan, that’s cruel. Why didn’t you rescue me?
[09:54] Gintoki
    What’re you doing? What’s that all over you?! Is that your father’s guts!
[09:59] Kagura
    I threw a lot of rice for you, Gin-chan.
[10:02] Kagura
    What happened to the priest? Did you settle it?
SIGN    [Note: A play on the word ninpu meaning pregnant woman and shinpu meaning priest]
[10:05] Gintoki
    What’s this about a priest? How did that guy scam you?!
[10:09] ---
    What is that?
[10:10] Gintoki
    Is that your dad?
[10:12] Kagura
    That’s not my dad!! It just appeared and started spewing all over the place.
[10:16] Shinpachi
    It’s still spewing!
[10:23] Shinpachi
    Let go! Let go!!
[10:24] Gintoki
    Bad Kagura-chan! Let go of us!
[10:26] Kagura
    I’m taking both of you with me!
[10:32] Umibozu
    Oh, found you.
[10:58] Gintoki
    Hey, that umbrella…
[11:01] Umibozu
    I’ve been looking for you… Kagura.
[11:10] Kagura
    Pappy?
[11:11] Gintoki/Shinpachi
    Pa…Pappy?!
SIGN    [Starring Jo Otononaji]
[11:21] Jo
    No way!
[11:23] Jo
    I’d rather die than break my principles!
[11:26] Moviegoer A
    I was totally moved.
[11:27] Moviegoers B And C
    Jo Bro is the best!
[11:29] Hijikata
    Yes, I cried. It was the best.
[11:31] Student
    Aliens are scum!
[11:35] Jo
    Aliens?! It’s all over!
[11:39] Narrator
    Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive?
[11:42] ---
    Aliens vs Yakuza
SIGN    [Aliens vs Yakuza]
SIGN    [Now playing]
[11:45] Jo
    Hey, Otsune. A man talks with his back.
[11:54] Okita
    Testing, testing.
[11:56] ---
    This is a message for the alien.
[11:57] Okita
    You are completely surrounded.
[11:59] Okita
    Give up this pointless resistance and come out peacefully, alien.
[12:03] Okita
    Your mother back in your hometown is crying!
[12:05] Okita
    She didn’t raise you to be this kind of alien.
[12:08] Yamazaki
    What kind of alien is that?
[12:09] Okita
    It doesn’t matter if you’re an alien or human,
[12:11] Okita
    anyone who makes his mother cry is a loser. Right, mother?
[12:15] Okita
    Say something.
[12:16] Yamazaki
    What? She’s here? Its mother is here?
[12:22] Kondo
    Mommy doesn’t know you anymore…
[12:25] Kondo
    Ever since that day three years ago, mommy wants to say…she no longer has a son!
[12:33] Members
    Chief!
[12:35] Hijikata
    You’re dead meat, Alien scum!
[12:37] Harada
    Totally dead!
[12:39] Member B
    No, this isn’t an alien.
[12:41] Member C
    Chief, speak to me!
[12:44] Yamazaki
    Someone’s coming out.
[12:46] Okita
    Ready!
[12:55] Umibozu
    Just come with me! I’ll treat you to a marron parfait!
[13:00] Kagura
    Let go! Don’t walk so close!
[13:03] Umibozu
    What’s the matter? Are you embarrassed to be with your father?!
[13:05] ---
    What is it? What part of me is embarrassing?
[13:08] ---
    Tell me and pappy will fix it!
[13:09] Kagura
    It’s too late to fix it.
[13:11] Umibozu
    Kagura-chan, there’s nothing a man can’t fix!
[13:15] ---
    I can make amends for any mistake!
[13:17] Kagura
    It’s impossible! Once your hair falls out, it never comes back!
[13:21] Gintoki
    Excuse me, I’d like a marron parfait, too.
[13:24] Gintoki
    No, wait a minute. Maybe I’ll have a fruit parfait, after all. What should I have?
[13:29] Hijikata
    What?
[13:34] Shinpachi
    Umibozu?!
[13:36] Shinpachi
    Umibozu… What? He’s Kagura’s father?!
[13:40] Gintoki
    Umibozu? What is that, some sort of phantom?
SIGN    [Note: "bozu" means priest, and is slang for bald.]
[13:42] Gintoki
    He’s not bald, but his hair is thinning.
[13:45] Umibozu
    Hey, what do you mean by “thinning”?
[13:47] Umibozu
    I’m just thin on top.
[13:51] Shinpachi
    Umibozu is the fiercest Alien Buster ever.
[13:54] Shinpachi
    His name is known throughout galaxy. The wandering exterminator.
[13:57] Gintoki
    Oh, yeah, yeah, I’ve heard of him. The balding janitor.
[14:01] Umibozu
    It’s “buster”, not "janitor"!
[14:03] ---
    Who is this jerk?
[14:06] Umibozu
    He makes your Pappy mad. Can I kill him?
[14:09] Kagura
    Calm down, Thinner.
[14:11] Umibozu
    Thinner…? Huh? That sounds like “Winner,” so it might be cool.
[14:16] Kagura
    Thinner, let me introduce you. This guy with the hopeless specs is Shinpachi.
[14:20] Shinpachi
    What do you mean, hopeless?
[14:21] Kagura
    And this guy with the stupid fuzzy-head is Gin-chan.
[14:24] Gintoki
    What’s with the stupid?
[14:26] Kagura
    These are the guys I’m looking after while on Earth.
[14:29] ---
    Please get along.
[14:30] Umibozu
    Hmph. Are you sure they weren’t planning something illegal?
[14:35] ---
    The streets are overflowing with people who want to misuse the strength of the Yato.
[14:39] Gintoki
    What? What do you mean by “misuse”?
[14:43] Gintoki
    You talking about grating a radish on your head?
[14:46] ---
    A father who abandoned his daughter has no right to talk.
[14:50] Umibozu
    I’ve been hunting feverishly for her ever since
[14:54] Umibozu
    I took my eyes off her for a second and she disappeared.
[14:56] Umibozu
    Girls this age are difficult. They’re as fragile as a glass sculpture.
[15:01] Gintoki
    What’re you talking about? Your brain is as fragile as a glass sculpture!
[15:05] Umibozu
    You talk big, with your big hair.
[15:08] Umibozu
    But, when you pass thirty, it’ll happen so quickly.
[15:10] Umibozu
    Before you know it, the follicle goddess will abandon you too!
[15:12] Shinpachi
    Come on, stop that, you two!
[15:14] Umibozu
    At any rate, I can’t leave my daughter in the hands of someone like you.
[15:18] Umibozu
    I’m taking Kagura-chan home with me!
[15:20] Kagura
    You don’t get to decide that!
[15:23] Umibozu
    Kagura-chan, there’s no excuse for domestic violence!
[15:26] Kagura
    Pappy, you ignored your family and did whatever you pleased.
[15:29] Kagura
    I don’t want you meddling in my life now.
[15:32] ---
    I don’t interfere in your life…so don’t interfere in mine!
[15:34] ---
    I came to Earth on my own. I’ll go home on my own.
[15:39] Umibozu
    Kagura-chan…
[15:40] Umibozu
    Family is like a bird’s nest.
[15:44] Umibozu
    A bird can’t keep on flying forever.
[15:47] Umibozu
    If there’s no nest to go home to, she’ll eventually fall to the ground.
[15:51] Kagura
    Pappy, you’re a migratory bird. You don’t need a nest.
[15:54] Kagura
    I’m the same way. I don’t need a nest; a wooden perch is enough.
[15:58] Umibozu
    Then what’s so special about this wooden perch?
[16:01] Umibozu
    Is there something that you can only get here?
[16:04] Kagura
    What would I gain by going back home?
[16:07] Kagura
    I’ll perch wherever I like and fly from there.
[16:10] Umibozu
    Kid! Don’t talk like you know it all.
[16:13] Kagura
    You still think I’m a kid…Baldy?
[16:19] Shinpachi
    Huh? What is this feeling?
[16:22] Gintoki
    Hey, they’re going to…
[16:24] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan!
[16:38] Hijikata
    All right, carefully move it outside.
[16:40] Okita
    Hijikata-san, what’re we going to use this nasty corpse for?
[16:44] Hijikata
    The Immigration officers said to bring it in.
[16:48] Hijikata
    Some VIP wants it, they said.
[16:51] Hijikata
    You’d think he could find something better to collect…
[16:54] Okita
    Is this the kind of monster Umibozu always fights?
[16:58] Okita
    Makes me wonder which one is the real monster.
[17:00] Hijikata
    And to think he’s that China girl’s father! Not exactly the family type.
[17:07] Kondo
    There are two kinds of men.
[17:10] ---
    One is the protective type who seeks to protect his home and family.
[17:15] ---
    The other is the hunter type who leaves that home in search of prey.
[17:20] Kondo
    In that man's eyes, I see the hunter.
[17:23] Kondo
    But even more… I see a beast. He’s not the type that can stay peacefully at home.
[17:27] Kondo
    I’m afraid that girl has lived a lonely life until now…
[17:35] Passerby
    What’s that?!
[17:37] Passerby
    What are they? Are they even human?!
[17:41] Umibozu
    Do you think I’d allow my unmarried daughter
[17:44] Umibozu
    to live with a man?!
[17:47] Umibozu
    That’s how you get
[17:48] Umibozu
    a marriage forced by pregnancy!
[17:52] Kagura
    I’m not a loose woman!
[17:55] ---
    And anyway, isn’t that how you married mommy?!
[17:58] Umibozu
    That bitch! She told you that?!
[18:01] Kagura
    You’ve got no right to preach, Pappy!
[18:04] Umibozu
    I do!
[18:05] Umibozu
    I won’t let you make the same mistake I did!
[18:36] Kagura
    Leave me alone already!
[18:38] Kagura
    That’s all you’ve ever done anyway!!
[18:40] Kagura
    So I’ll decide for myself where and how I’ll live!
[18:46] Umibozu
    Seems you really like this wooden perch.
[18:51] Umibozu
    Then all the more reason you should leave it.
[18:54] Umibozu
    Have you forgotten the beast blood that runs through our veins?
[18:57] Umibozu
    The Yato instinct that makes us roam in search of prey?
[19:01] Umibozu
    We are just beasts that can only live on the battlefield.
[19:05] Umibozu
    What happens when you put that beast in a peaceful place?
[19:09] Umibozu
    You forget who you are…
[19:11] Umibozu
    become self-destructive, hurt yourself…
[19:13] Umibozu
    Stay here, and you’ll snap this wooden perch in half.
[19:19] Umibozu
    If you love this place, then leave it.
[19:21] Umibozu
    If you don’t want to come home, then come with me.
[19:24] Umibozu
    This isn’t the place for you. This isn’t the sky we should fly in.
[19:29] Kagura
    No. I don’t want to live a life where I just give up.
[19:34] Kagura
    I’m going to change here. I know if I stay here, I can change.
[19:39] Kagura
    I’ll stay with Gin-chan and the others.
[19:42] Umibozu
    Gin-chan? That guy? What can a bum like him do?
[19:48] Umibozu
    You leave me no choice…
[19:50] Umibozu
    Then I’ll take you with me by force.
[20:01] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[20:04] Girl
    Mommy!
[20:05] Gintoki
    What is it with you people?!
[20:08] Kagura
    Gin-chan, I…
[20:14] Umibozu
    What do you think you’re doing?
[20:15] Umibozu
    Don’t be sticking your nose into a family argument.
[20:21] Gintoki
    That was another wild fight.
[20:24] Gintoki
    You and your daughter are a pair! Like father like daughter, huh?
[20:31] Gintoki
    Go home.
[20:34] Gintoki
    The Earth’s too small for you, after all.
[20:38] Gintoki
    I think we can all see that now. Go home with your father.
[20:42] Gintoki
    Let’s make this good-bye.
[20:47] Kagura
    What? Why? Why are you saying that?
[20:51] ---
    I’m never going back… I’ll stay…forever…with you and the others…
[20:57] ---
    Wait…
[20:57] Gintoki
    Stop it!
[21:00] Gintoki
    Think about it. This isn’t where you belong, is it?
[21:12] Kagura
    Why…?
[21:13] Kagura
    Why…?
[21:16] ---
    Why…?
SIGN    
[22:55] Shinpachi
    You fired her?! You fired Kagura-chan?!
[22:58] Shinpachi
    Does that mean she went home together with her father?!
[23:00] ---
    Gin-san, have you ever thought about Kagura-chan’s feelings?
[23:04] Shinpachi
    The next episode: "You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title."
[23:10] All
    Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei
SIGN    [Third Year, Class Z, Ginpachi-sensei!]
[23:15] Kondo
    Stand! Bow! Take your seats!
[23:21] Gintoki
    For today's lesson, I'd like to explain the difference between “Alien” and “Amanto”.
[23:26] Kagura
    Sensei, I think the spelling for Alien is “Alien” not “Aliyan”.
[23:31] Ginpachi
    Shut up, this is more sophisticated and trendy.
[23:35] Ginpachi
    In the first place, I don’t want someone who can’t even speak proper Japanese to point that out.
[23:40] Ginpachi
    OK everyone, open the brochure for “Alien vs Yakuza”.
[23:47] Hijikata
    Sensei, I have misty eyes and I can’t read this.
[23:51] Hijikata
    Please avenge Jo Bro.
[23:53] Ginpachi
    Go to the nurse’s office and get a mayonnaise injection or something.
[23:57] Ginpachi
    First of all, Aliens are…
[24:00] Kondo
    Sensei!
[24:01] Kondo
    I found out I am really alien. What should I do?
[24:05] Ginpachi
    Go home and have a talk with your mom.
[24:08] Okita
    Sensei, I’m hungry. Why don’t we finish this class?
[24:11] Ginpachi
    Sensei has decided to have curry for lunch, so no.
[24:14] Okita
    What do you mean by that?
[24:16] Ginpachi
    It’s okay. There was no meaning from the very beginning.
[24:20] Ginpachi
    Okay, “Alien vs Yakuza” is now playing in theaters, so go and watch it, everyone.
[24:25] All
    Okay.
[24:27] Shinpachi
    I’m absolutely going to watch this movie.
SIGN    [The End]
SIGN    [Movie “Alien vs Yakuza”. Hasegawa is working part time at the movie theater.]
SIGN    [Skit “Gin-san vs Sadaharu”. Movies are such a tough business.]