# E40 - Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy
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***SIGN*** [Trailer]
***SIGN*** [Starring Jo Otononaji
***SIGN*** [Note: Name literally means "adult circumstances"]
**[00:06] Jo**
No way!
**[00:08] Jo**
I'd rather die than bend my principles!
***SIGN*** [The time to fight is now.]
**[00:16] Jo**
Aliens?! It's all over!
**[00:20] Narrator**
Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive?
**[00:23] Narration**
Alien vs. Yakuza
***SIGN*** [Alien vs. Yakuza」
***SIGN*** [Now playing」
**[00:26] Jo**
Hey, Otsune. A man talks with his back.
***SIGN*** [“Alien vs. Yakuza” starring Jo Otonanoji a.k.a. “Jo Bro”」
***SIGN*** [The hit movie now playing in Edo. Even that man cried emotional tears.]
**[02:08] Security Guard A**
Why’s it have to be just before quitting time?
**[02:11] Security Guard B**
Seems something alien attached itself to the fuselage during the flight.
**[02:16] Security Guard A**
Huh? You’re not suggesting an alien or something is stuck to it…?
**[02:20] Security Guard B**
Which reminds me. Did you see “Alien vs. Yakuza”? Man, it was awesome…
**[02:25] Security Guard A**
I haven’t seen the series since “Alien 2.”
**[02:28] ---**
Really, it’s not that good, is it?
**[02:31] Security Guard B**
No, you’ve got to see it.
**[02:32] ---**
The latest one’s awesome!
**[02:34] ---**
There’s this army of aliens, right, and they fight a bunch of Jo Bro clones…
**[02:38] ---**
…and no matter which side wins, only death awaits them in Edo!
**[02:41] Security Guard A**
Why’s that? Why’s Edo going to be destroyed because of Jo Bro?
**[02:45] Security Guard B**
You know what? I was actually more afraid of Jo Bro.
**[02:48] Security Guard A**
That so? Then let’s hope it’s not Jo Bro that’s stuck to the fuselage.
**[03:00] Security Guard A**
It’s for real!
**[03:02] Umibozu**
Shut up! Keep your voices down!
**[03:05] Umibozu**
I’ve got a hangover and my head is absolutely killing me!
**[03:10] ---**
I come all the way to Earth and still I’ve got to exterminate Aliens.
**[03:18] Umibozu**
For crying out loud…
**[03:19] ---**
This was supposed to be a personal trip.
**[03:21] ---**
You guys mechanics?
**[03:23] Umibozu**
There’s a good chance that monster’s main body has escaped into Edo.
**[03:27] Umibozu**
Edo’s in big trouble.
**[03:30] Umibozu**
Would you tell the police for me?
**[03:34] Umibozu**
Just tell them Umibozu’s calling.
***SIGN*** ["Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy"]
**[03:45] Kagura**
Hello? Odd Jobs.
**[03:47] Con Artist**
Hello. It’s me. Me.
**[03:50] Kagura**
Who are you?
**[03:52] Con Artist**
It’s me! I’m in big trouble.
**[03:56] Kagura**
Is that you, Gin-chan?
**[03:57] Con Artist**
That’s right. It’s Gin-chan… Gin-chan.
**[04:00] ---**
I got into an accident and hit a pregnant woman. I’m in deep trouble.
**[04:03] Kagura**
Finish her off and run away.
**[04:05] Con Artist**
What?! How could you say that? That’s awful!
**[04:08] ---**
Anyway, I need money. If you don’t hurry, I’ll be arrested.
**[04:12] Kagura**
Seriously?
**[04:14] Con Artist**
I need you to immediately deposit the money to this bank account…
***SIGN*** [Note: In Japanese, the word “deposit” sounds similar to the term that means “throwing rice.”]
**[04:24] Gintoki**
That hurt. I wiped too hard.
**[04:27] ---**
Man, we’ve got to get a bidet.
**[04:30] Gintoki**
Huh? Did somebody just leave?
**[04:33] Shinpachi**
Yeah. That was Kagura-chan.
**[04:35] ---**
She went rushing out in a panic after taking a call.
**[04:39] Gintoki**
What’s that about?
**[04:40] Shinpachi**
Must’ve been a call from her home. Maybe they want her to return.
**[04:45] Gintoki**
That’d be great. It’d be a lot quieter around here.
**[04:49] Shinpachi**
More importantly…
**[04:50] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, you gotta check this out.
**[04:52] Gintoki**
The “It’s Me” con artist?
**[04:55] Shinpachi**
It’s a new scam where the con artist calls on the phone without saying their name,
**[04:57] Shinpachi**
just saying “It’s me” and letting you assume it’s someone you know.
**[05:00] Shinpachi**
Then they say they’re in trouble and need you to wire money to them.
**[05:06] Gintoki**
I wouldn’t deposit money no matter who was in trouble.
**[05:08] Gintoki**
Remember that, Shinpachi.
**[05:10] Gintoki**
The only one who’d fall for that is some stupid girl with Amazonian strength.
**[05:21] Okita**
Umibozu? What’s that?
**[05:23] Member A**
You don’t know, Okita-san? Everybody knows.
**[05:28] Okita**
Let me see that.
**[05:29] Member B**
Hey, don’t push.
**[05:31] Member C**
Phew! Somebody reeks! Wash your underarms!
**[05:33] Member A**
In simple terms, he’s an alien buster.
**[05:37] ---**
A space exterminator who hunts and eradicates the most dangerous aliens in the galaxy.
**[05:42] Member A**
He’s celebrated as the strongest of all the exterminators.
**[05:45] Member A**
He has secret ties with planetary authorities everywhere.
**[05:50] Member A**
He’s a man who has traveled the stars and battled countless monsters.
**[05:55] Member A**
He’s known only as “Umibozu”… He’s a living legend.
**[05:59] Okita**
Ohh… So what’s a legend doing here?
**[06:02] Member A**
Seems an alien escaped into Edo.
**[06:05] Kondo**
We appreciate you coming here to warn us.
**[06:08] Kondo**
We will handle it from here, so please rest assured.
**[06:11] Kondo**
However, I never thought I would meet the Umibozu. I am honored.
**[06:18] ---**
Are you here on Earth to hunt aliens?
**[06:21] Umibozu**
You say that like I’m hunting mushrooms!
**[06:23] Umibozu**
I’m here on private business.
**[06:25] ---**
I’m pursuing someone much more troublesome than any alien.
**[06:30] Kondo**
Someone who troubles even the famed Umibozu-dono?
**[06:32] ---**
A woman, I take it.
**[06:36] Umibozu**
She is indeed a woman. No question about that.
***SIGN*** [Oedo Bank & Trust]
**[06:45] Banker**
Ma’am, what’re you doing?!
**[06:47] Kagura**
I’m sorry. Gin-chan told me on the phone! He’ll get in trouble if I don’t “throw rice!”
**[06:53] Banker A**
Huh? Throw rice?
**[06:55] ---**
Miss, Miss…
**[06:56] ---**
You don’t throw rice. Don’t you mean “deposit”?
**[06:59] Kagura**
Anyway, I have to do this!
**[07:01] Banker A**
No, you must be referring to “deposit”!
**[07:04] Kagura**
Don’t bother me, four eyes!
**[07:07] Banker B**
We’re sorry about the commotion.
**[07:09] Banker B**
Sir, how can I help you? Sir?
**[07:13] Hijikata**
What? Umibozu?
**[07:16] Hijikata**
What’s such a big shot doing here?
**[07:19] Kondo**
Huh? Toshi, is something wrong?
**[07:21] Harada**
It’s nothing, Chief.
**[07:24] Kondo**
We have to act quickly or we’ll have a major problem.
**[07:27] Kondo**
A parasitic alien has entered Edo.
**[07:31] Hijikata**
Alien?
**[07:34] Hijikata**
It’s all over, Alien!!
**[07:37] Harada**
Prepare for Samurai Justice!!
**[07:39] Kondo**
Hey, Toshi, what’s going on? Did something happen?
**[07:41] Hijikata**
Jo Bro, we shall avenge you!!
**[07:43] Kondo**
Jo-san? What happened? Did something happen to a guy named Jo-san?
**[07:46] Harada**
Jo Bro, we love you!!
**[07:48] Kondo**
I don’t entirely understand… but listen carefully.
**[07:52] Kondo**
This alien can take over any organism—a dog, a cat— anything as its host.
**[07:56] Kondo**
Its intelligence is low, but its adaptability makes it deadly!
**[08:01] Kondo**
The quickest way to tell if someone’s been taken over by it is to look at their face. There will be bruises.
**[08:04] Kondo**
Look for a panda! The parasite’s host…
**[08:07] Kondo**
will have black circles around their eyes.
**[08:09] Kondo**
Understand, men? Look for a panda! We must…
**[08:12] Kondo**
stop it before it causes any damage. Look for a panda!
**[08:15] Kondo**
Not like…a real panda…you know.
**[08:20] Ketsuno Announcer**
I’m at the Oedo Bank & Trust, where a robber has barricaded himself inside.
**[08:25] Ketsuno Announcer**
We can see the robber’s face! What are those dark circles around his eyes?
**[08:28] Ketsuno Announcer**
He must be sleep deprived!
**[08:30] Okita**
A panda.
***SIGN*** Testing, testing…
**[08:33] ---**
This is a message for the robber!
**[08:34] Officer**
You are completely surrounded.
**[08:36] Officer**
Come out peacefully.
**[08:40] Gintoki**
We’re too late.
**[08:41] Shinpachi**
What? You don’t mean that Kagura-chan did this?
**[08:43] ---**
Kagura is responsible?
**[08:44] Gintoki**
That’s right. She was tricked by the “It’s Me” scam and tried to deposit money.
**[08:50] Gintoki**
But, of course, she doesn’t have any money. And that’s what led to this violent act.
**[08:53] Shinpachi**
Oh no… What should we do?
**[08:55] Shinpachi**
What can we do?
**[08:57] Shinpachi**
Gin-san?
**[08:59] Officer**
This is a message for the robber…
**[09:01] ---**
Hey, what’re you people doing?!
**[09:03] Gintoki**
I don’t think I can beat her, but if I don’t try to stop her, who will?
**[09:09] Gintoki**
If her family were here, they’d do the same.
**[09:12] Shinpachi**
G-Gin-san…
**[09:14] ---**
I’m in too.
**[09:15] Officer**
It’s too dangerous!
**[09:17] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan!
**[09:21] Gintoki/Shinpachi**
Our mistake.
**[09:25] Onlooker**
A monster!
**[09:28] Gintoki**
Well… I’m glad… seems Kagura-chan isn’t the robber.
**[09:32] Shinpachi**
Yes, you’re right.
**[09:34] Shinpachi**
But wasn’t something attacking her?
**[09:36] Gintoki**
That must’ve been, you know, her father.
**[09:39] Gintoki**
That call must’ve been from her father. They were meeting here.
**[09:43] Shinpachi**
Oh, so that was her father giving her a big hug.
**[09:47] Gintoki**
They want time alone, just father and daughter. We really shouldn’t disturb their reunion…
**[09:49] Kagura**
Gin-chan, that’s cruel. Why didn’t you rescue me?
**[09:54] Gintoki**
What’re you doing? What’s that all over you?! Is that your father’s guts!
**[09:59] Kagura**
I threw a lot of rice for you, Gin-chan.
**[10:02] Kagura**
What happened to the priest? Did you settle it?
***SIGN*** [Note: A play on the word ninpu meaning pregnant woman and shinpu meaning priest]
**[10:05] Gintoki**
What’s this about a priest? How did that guy scam you?!
**[10:09] ---**
What is that?
**[10:10] Gintoki**
Is that your dad?
**[10:12] Kagura**
That’s not my dad!! It just appeared and started spewing all over the place.
**[10:16] Shinpachi**
It’s still spewing!
**[10:23] Shinpachi**
Let go! Let go!!
**[10:24] Gintoki**
Bad Kagura-chan! Let go of us!
**[10:26] Kagura**
I’m taking both of you with me!
**[10:32] Umibozu**
Oh, found you.
**[10:58] Gintoki**
Hey, that umbrella…
**[11:01] Umibozu**
I’ve been looking for you… Kagura.
**[11:10] Kagura**
Pappy?
**[11:11] Gintoki/Shinpachi**
Pa…Pappy?!
***SIGN*** [Starring Jo Otononaji]
**[11:21] Jo**
No way!
**[11:23] Jo**
I’d rather die than break my principles!
**[11:26] Moviegoer A**
I was totally moved.
**[11:27] Moviegoers B And C**
Jo Bro is the best!
**[11:29] Hijikata**
Yes, I cried. It was the best.
**[11:31] Student**
Aliens are scum!
**[11:35] Jo**
Aliens?! It’s all over!
**[11:39] Narrator**
Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive?
**[11:42] ---**
Aliens vs Yakuza
***SIGN*** [Aliens vs Yakuza]
***SIGN*** [Now playing]
**[11:45] Jo**
Hey, Otsune. A man talks with his back.
**[11:54] Okita**
Testing, testing.
**[11:56] ---**
This is a message for the alien.
**[11:57] Okita**
You are completely surrounded.
**[11:59] Okita**
Give up this pointless resistance and come out peacefully, alien.
**[12:03] Okita**
Your mother back in your hometown is crying!
**[12:05] Okita**
She didn’t raise you to be this kind of alien.
**[12:08] Yamazaki**
What kind of alien is that?
**[12:09] Okita**
It doesn’t matter if you’re an alien or human,
**[12:11] Okita**
anyone who makes his mother cry is a loser. Right, mother?
**[12:15] Okita**
Say something.
**[12:16] Yamazaki**
What? She’s here? Its mother is here?
**[12:22] Kondo**
Mommy doesn’t know you anymore…
**[12:25] Kondo**
Ever since that day three years ago, mommy wants to say…she no longer has a son!
**[12:33] Members**
Chief!
**[12:35] Hijikata**
You’re dead meat, Alien scum!
**[12:37] Harada**
Totally dead!
**[12:39] Member B**
No, this isn’t an alien.
**[12:41] Member C**
Chief, speak to me!
**[12:44] Yamazaki**
Someone’s coming out.
**[12:46] Okita**
Ready!
**[12:55] Umibozu**
Just come with me! I’ll treat you to a marron parfait!
**[13:00] Kagura**
Let go! Don’t walk so close!
**[13:03] Umibozu**
What’s the matter? Are you embarrassed to be with your father?!
**[13:05] ---**
What is it? What part of me is embarrassing?
**[13:08] ---**
Tell me and pappy will fix it!
**[13:09] Kagura**
It’s too late to fix it.
**[13:11] Umibozu**
Kagura-chan, there’s nothing a man can’t fix!
**[13:15] ---**
I can make amends for any mistake!
**[13:17] Kagura**
It’s impossible! Once your hair falls out, it never comes back!
**[13:21] Gintoki**
Excuse me, I’d like a marron parfait, too.
**[13:24] Gintoki**
No, wait a minute. Maybe I’ll have a fruit parfait, after all. What should I have?
**[13:29] Hijikata**
What?
**[13:34] Shinpachi**
Umibozu?!
**[13:36] Shinpachi**
Umibozu… What? He’s Kagura’s father?!
**[13:40] Gintoki**
Umibozu? What is that, some sort of phantom?
***SIGN*** [Note: "bozu" means priest, and is slang for bald.]
**[13:42] Gintoki**
He’s not bald, but his hair is thinning.
**[13:45] Umibozu**
Hey, what do you mean by “thinning”?
**[13:47] Umibozu**
I’m just thin on top.
**[13:51] Shinpachi**
Umibozu is the fiercest Alien Buster ever.
**[13:54] Shinpachi**
His name is known throughout galaxy. The wandering exterminator.
**[13:57] Gintoki**
Oh, yeah, yeah, I’ve heard of him. The balding janitor.
**[14:01] Umibozu**
It’s “buster”, not "janitor"!
**[14:03] ---**
Who is this jerk?
**[14:06] Umibozu**
He makes your Pappy mad. Can I kill him?
**[14:09] Kagura**
Calm down, Thinner.
**[14:11] Umibozu**
Thinner…? Huh? That sounds like “Winner,” so it might be cool.
**[14:16] Kagura**
Thinner, let me introduce you. This guy with the hopeless specs is Shinpachi.
**[14:20] Shinpachi**
What do you mean, hopeless?
**[14:21] Kagura**
And this guy with the stupid fuzzy-head is Gin-chan.
**[14:24] Gintoki**
What’s with the stupid?
**[14:26] Kagura**
These are the guys I’m looking after while on Earth.
**[14:29] ---**
Please get along.
**[14:30] Umibozu**
Hmph. Are you sure they weren’t planning something illegal?
**[14:35] ---**
The streets are overflowing with people who want to misuse the strength of the Yato.
**[14:39] Gintoki**
What? What do you mean by “misuse”?
**[14:43] Gintoki**
You talking about grating a radish on your head?
**[14:46] ---**
A father who abandoned his daughter has no right to talk.
**[14:50] Umibozu**
I’ve been hunting feverishly for her ever since
**[14:54] Umibozu**
I took my eyes off her for a second and she disappeared.
**[14:56] Umibozu**
Girls this age are difficult. They’re as fragile as a glass sculpture.
**[15:01] Gintoki**
What’re you talking about? Your brain is as fragile as a glass sculpture!
**[15:05] Umibozu**
You talk big, with your big hair.
**[15:08] Umibozu**
But, when you pass thirty, it’ll happen so quickly.
**[15:10] Umibozu**
Before you know it, the follicle goddess will abandon you too!
**[15:12] Shinpachi**
Come on, stop that, you two!
**[15:14] Umibozu**
At any rate, I can’t leave my daughter in the hands of someone like you.
**[15:18] Umibozu**
I’m taking Kagura-chan home with me!
**[15:20] Kagura**
You don’t get to decide that!
**[15:23] Umibozu**
Kagura-chan, there’s no excuse for domestic violence!
**[15:26] Kagura**
Pappy, you ignored your family and did whatever you pleased.
**[15:29] Kagura**
I don’t want you meddling in my life now.
**[15:32] ---**
I don’t interfere in your life…so don’t interfere in mine!
**[15:34] ---**
I came to Earth on my own. I’ll go home on my own.
**[15:39] Umibozu**
Kagura-chan…
**[15:40] Umibozu**
Family is like a bird’s nest.
**[15:44] Umibozu**
A bird can’t keep on flying forever.
**[15:47] Umibozu**
If there’s no nest to go home to, she’ll eventually fall to the ground.
**[15:51] Kagura**
Pappy, you’re a migratory bird. You don’t need a nest.
**[15:54] Kagura**
I’m the same way. I don’t need a nest; a wooden perch is enough.
**[15:58] Umibozu**
Then what’s so special about this wooden perch?
**[16:01] Umibozu**
Is there something that you can only get here?
**[16:04] Kagura**
What would I gain by going back home?
**[16:07] Kagura**
I’ll perch wherever I like and fly from there.
**[16:10] Umibozu**
Kid! Don’t talk like you know it all.
**[16:13] Kagura**
You still think I’m a kid…Baldy?
**[16:19] Shinpachi**
Huh? What is this feeling?
**[16:22] Gintoki**
Hey, they’re going to…
**[16:24] Shinpachi**
Kagura-chan!
**[16:38] Hijikata**
All right, carefully move it outside.
**[16:40] Okita**
Hijikata-san, what’re we going to use this nasty corpse for?
**[16:44] Hijikata**
The Immigration officers said to bring it in.
**[16:48] Hijikata**
Some VIP wants it, they said.
**[16:51] Hijikata**
You’d think he could find something better to collect…
**[16:54] Okita**
Is this the kind of monster Umibozu always fights?
**[16:58] Okita**
Makes me wonder which one is the real monster.
**[17:00] Hijikata**
And to think he’s that China girl’s father! Not exactly the family type.
**[17:07] Kondo**
There are two kinds of men.
**[17:10] ---**
One is the protective type who seeks to protect his home and family.
**[17:15] ---**
The other is the hunter type who leaves that home in search of prey.
**[17:20] Kondo**
In that man's eyes, I see the hunter.
**[17:23] Kondo**
But even more… I see a beast. He’s not the type that can stay peacefully at home.
**[17:27] Kondo**
I’m afraid that girl has lived a lonely life until now…
**[17:35] Passerby**
What’s that?!
**[17:37] Passerby**
What are they? Are they even human?!
**[17:41] Umibozu**
Do you think I’d allow my unmarried daughter
**[17:44] Umibozu**
to live with a man?!
**[17:47] Umibozu**
That’s how you get
**[17:48] Umibozu**
a marriage forced by pregnancy!
**[17:52] Kagura**
I’m not a loose woman!
**[17:55] ---**
And anyway, isn’t that how you married mommy?!
**[17:58] Umibozu**
That bitch! She told you that?!
**[18:01] Kagura**
You’ve got no right to preach, Pappy!
**[18:04] Umibozu**
I do!
**[18:05] Umibozu**
I won’t let you make the same mistake I did!
**[18:36] Kagura**
Leave me alone already!
**[18:38] Kagura**
That’s all you’ve ever done anyway!!
**[18:40] Kagura**
So I’ll decide for myself where and how I’ll live!
**[18:46] Umibozu**
Seems you really like this wooden perch.
**[18:51] Umibozu**
Then all the more reason you should leave it.
**[18:54] Umibozu**
Have you forgotten the beast blood that runs through our veins?
**[18:57] Umibozu**
The Yato instinct that makes us roam in search of prey?
**[19:01] Umibozu**
We are just beasts that can only live on the battlefield.
**[19:05] Umibozu**
What happens when you put that beast in a peaceful place?
**[19:09] Umibozu**
You forget who you are…
**[19:11] Umibozu**
become self-destructive, hurt yourself…
**[19:13] Umibozu**
Stay here, and you’ll snap this wooden perch in half.
**[19:19] Umibozu**
If you love this place, then leave it.
**[19:21] Umibozu**
If you don’t want to come home, then come with me.
**[19:24] Umibozu**
This isn’t the place for you. This isn’t the sky we should fly in.
**[19:29] Kagura**
No. I don’t want to live a life where I just give up.
**[19:34] Kagura**
I’m going to change here. I know if I stay here, I can change.
**[19:39] Kagura**
I’ll stay with Gin-chan and the others.
**[19:42] Umibozu**
Gin-chan? That guy? What can a bum like him do?
**[19:48] Umibozu**
You leave me no choice…
**[19:50] Umibozu**
Then I’ll take you with me by force.
**[20:01] Kagura**
Gin-chan!
**[20:04] Girl**
Mommy!
**[20:05] Gintoki**
What is it with you people?!
**[20:08] Kagura**
Gin-chan, I…
**[20:14] Umibozu**
What do you think you’re doing?
**[20:15] Umibozu**
Don’t be sticking your nose into a family argument.
**[20:21] Gintoki**
That was another wild fight.
**[20:24] Gintoki**
You and your daughter are a pair! Like father like daughter, huh?
**[20:31] Gintoki**
Go home.
**[20:34] Gintoki**
The Earth’s too small for you, after all.
**[20:38] Gintoki**
I think we can all see that now. Go home with your father.
**[20:42] Gintoki**
Let’s make this good-bye.
**[20:47] Kagura**
What? Why? Why are you saying that?
**[20:51] ---**
I’m never going back… I’ll stay…forever…with you and the others…
**[20:57] ---**
Wait…
**[20:57] Gintoki**
Stop it!
**[21:00] Gintoki**
Think about it. This isn’t where you belong, is it?
**[21:12] Kagura**
Why…?
**[21:13] Kagura**
Why…?
**[21:16] ---**
Why…?
***SIGN***
**[22:55] Shinpachi**
You fired her?! You fired Kagura-chan?!
**[22:58] Shinpachi**
Does that mean she went home together with her father?!
**[23:00] ---**
Gin-san, have you ever thought about Kagura-chan’s feelings?
**[23:04] Shinpachi**
The next episode: "You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title."
**[23:10] All**
Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei
***SIGN*** [Third Year, Class Z, Ginpachi-sensei!]
**[23:15] Kondo**
Stand! Bow! Take your seats!
**[23:21] Gintoki**
For today's lesson, I'd like to explain the difference between “Alien” and “Amanto”.
**[23:26] Kagura**
Sensei, I think the spelling for Alien is “Alien” not “Aliyan”.
**[23:31] Ginpachi**
Shut up, this is more sophisticated and trendy.
**[23:35] Ginpachi**
In the first place, I don’t want someone who can’t even speak proper Japanese to point that out.
**[23:40] Ginpachi**
OK everyone, open the brochure for “Alien vs Yakuza”.
**[23:47] Hijikata**
Sensei, I have misty eyes and I can’t read this.
**[23:51] Hijikata**
Please avenge Jo Bro.
**[23:53] Ginpachi**
Go to the nurse’s office and get a mayonnaise injection or something.
**[23:57] Ginpachi**
First of all, Aliens are…
**[24:00] Kondo**
Sensei!
**[24:01] Kondo**
I found out I am really alien. What should I do?
**[24:05] Ginpachi**
Go home and have a talk with your mom.
**[24:08] Okita**
Sensei, I’m hungry. Why don’t we finish this class?
**[24:11] Ginpachi**
Sensei has decided to have curry for lunch, so no.
**[24:14] Okita**
What do you mean by that?
**[24:16] Ginpachi**
It’s okay. There was no meaning from the very beginning.
**[24:20] Ginpachi**
Okay, “Alien vs Yakuza” is now playing in theaters, so go and watch it, everyone.
**[24:25] All**
Okay.
**[24:27] Shinpachi**
I’m absolutely going to watch this movie.
***SIGN*** [The End]
***SIGN*** [Movie “Alien vs Yakuza”. Hasegawa is working part time at the movie theater.]
***SIGN*** [Skit “Gin-san vs Sadaharu”. Movies are such a tough business.]