E199 - That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong

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[01:32] Sei
    Remember!
[01:33] Sei
    Was the woman you loved meant to
    stand in the rain under a dark sky?
[01:42] Shin
    Seimei-san!
[01:45] Anten
    What?!
[01:52] Anten
    Who are you?
[01:55] Gin
    Just a fan.
SIGN    ["That's How I Wish To Be,
    Beautiful And Strong."]
[02:24] Kagura
    Gin-chan!
[02:27] Gin
    It's still not enough!
[02:29] Gin
    Give me more until it's
    all hard and stiff!
[02:35] Anten
    What's this?!
[02:39] Anten
    They're channeling magic
    into his blade...
[02:44] Anten
    That will have no effect on me!
[03:08] Anten
    Die!
[03:21] Seimei
    You've got it wrong, Doman.
[03:23] Seimei
    This should be...
[03:25] Doman
    You're amazing, Seimei-kun.
[03:27] Doman
    You know so many spells that I don't.
[03:32] Anten
    Can't control the body...
[03:41] Doman
    The grown-ups spend
    all their time fighting,
[03:44] Doman
    but I'm sure that we can
    be friends, Seimei-kun!
[03:48] Seimei
    Yeah. When we grow up, we
    will protect Edo together.
[03:52] Seimei
    We're unbeatable if we join forces, Doman.
[03:56] Doman
    It's a promise, Seimei-kun.
[03:58] Seimei
    Yeah...
[04:02] Seimei
    Let's get strong together, okay?
[04:08] Anten
    What are these memories?!
[04:13] Sei
    It's too bad.
[04:15] Sei
    I thought we could be friends.
[04:19] Anten
    These are... These are...!
[04:26] Doman
    I felt the same way...
[04:31] Anten
    Doman!
[04:39] Seimei
    Doman...
[04:42] Seimei
    Can it be? Are you...?
[04:46] Seimei
    Are you restraining Antenmaru?!
[04:51] Doman
    Seimei...
[04:56] Doman
    I refuse to listen to you...
[05:00] Doman
    Sacrifice your life to end
    this once and for all?
[05:07] Doman
    I refuse to let you have all the glory.
[05:15] Doman
    Allow me this final moment.
[05:22] C
    Lord Doman.
[05:25] Doman
    Quickly...
[05:27] Doman
    Finish me off while you can...
[05:37] Anten
    I won't let that happen, Doman!
[05:40] Anten
    A lesser being could never hold me back!
[05:47] Doman
    Do it!
[05:49] Doman
    The time has come for the
    Ketsuno clan and Shirino clan
[05:53] Doman
    to join together after a
    thousand years of strife!
[05:55] Doman
    Let us show him our clan's
    might to vanquish evil!
[05:59] Doman
    Break free of our accursed fate!
[06:04] All
    Lord Doman!
[06:08] Shin
    That's...
[06:12] Shin
    Their power is gathering
    into Gin-san's blade!
[06:17] Seimei
    Doman!
[06:19] Doman
    Seimei...
[06:21] Doman
    I've figured out how to make up with you.
[06:28] Doman
    Protect Edo with me...
[06:40] N
    We've had incessant rain
    for the past few days,
[06:42] N
    but early this morning, the wind picked
    up and we now have a storm!
[06:48] N
    Battering rain and wind that make
    it difficult to stand up straight!
[06:55] Cath
    The door went flying!
[06:57] Tama
    Catherine-san, it's dangerous
    to go outside.
[06:59] Cath
    Tama!
[07:00] Cath
    Otose-san! Tama got...!
[07:01] B
    Look at this! The bridge has been
    swept away by the torrent!
[07:05] B
    At this rate,
[07:06] B
    it's only a matter of time before
    the rain floods the entire city!
[07:10] C
    The heavy clouds above Edo are
[07:13] C
    a mysterious phenomena that cannot be
    picked up by our weather satellites!
[07:17] C
    What are those clouds?!
[07:18] C
    What's going to happen to Edo?!
[07:21] Otose
    Please, making such a big
    fuss over a hurricane.
[07:25] Otose
    Isn't it your job to report the weather?
[07:28] Otose
    These fools will only make people panic.
[07:28] Cath
    Otose-san, help!
[07:31] Otose
    Isn't there a reporter with some nerve to...
[07:38] Ketsu
    Good morning.
[07:55] Gin
    I can feel your raw emotion...
[08:00] Gin
    Big enough to reach anyone anywhere...
[08:06] Gin
    Guaranteed...
[08:08] Gin
    Strong enough to cut through
[08:11] Gin
    these smothering dark clouds!
[08:19] Anten
    Stop interfering, Doman!
[08:20] Anten
    Begone!
[08:22] Anten
    Your clan has been
    cursed by darkness!
[08:24] Anten
    You can never clear away these clouds!
[08:27] Anten
    The Mikado are fated to suffer
    an eternal rain of hatred!
[08:36] Ketsu
    How is everybody doing after
    the extended period of rain?
[08:42] Ketsu
    Are you feeling down because
    of the gloomy weather?
[08:45] Ketsu
    Lost your cheer?
[08:48] Ketsu
    The skies above Edo may be rough at the
    moment, but you don't need to worry.
[08:54] Ketsu
    Rain must eventually end.
[08:57] Ketsu
    Clouds must eventually part.
[08:59] Ketsu
    So cheer up.
[09:01] Ketsu
    Let us all wish together.
[09:10] Ketsu
    Our hopes will reach...
[09:12] Ketsu
    I just know it...
[09:14] Ketsu
    The sun will shine...
[09:17] Ketsu
    Along with our hearts.
[09:25] Gin
    Here we go!
[09:26] Kagura
    Namaste.
[09:29] All
    Tomorrow will be sunny!
[10:04] Doman
    Ah, I finally remembered...
[10:09] Doman
    What I always wanted
    to see, to possess...
[10:15] Doman
    But it would fade when
    I tried to draw it close...
[10:22] Doman
    Never meant to be by my side...
[10:30] Ketsu
    Now here is the forecast for today.
[10:33] Ketsu
    Today's weather is...
[10:35] Ketsu
    Sunny!
[10:40] Doman
    It can only be seen when
    standing in the sunlight...
[10:48] Doman
    Ah...
[10:50] Doman
    Still the same as back then.
[10:56] Doman
    What a great smile...
[11:18] Shin
    Wow, they've almost rebuilt the place while
    Gin-san was healing his xxxxicles.
[11:22] Sei
    A considerable job for both
    Onmyoji and shikigami.
[11:26] Sei
    Nobody will be able to return to protecting
    Edo for the time being.
[11:29] Shin
    Oh, then the Bakufu didn't
    get mad at you?
[11:33] Shin
    Someone mentioned how you'd get in trouble
    for recalling the shikigami around Edo.
[11:37] Sei
    The situation was dire.
[11:39] Sei
    If we hadn't dealt with Antenmaru,
    Edo would have been destroyed.
[11:42] Kagura
    So you weren't fired.
    That's good news.
[11:46] Shin
    But what about the Shirino clan, the
    ones who summoned Antenmaru?
[11:50] Shin
    Will they be punished?
[11:52] Sei
    Punished?
[11:53] Sei
    Why would that be necessary?
[11:56] Sei
    Nobody can be blamed
    for Antenmaru's revival.
[11:59] Sei
    The seal on him had weakened
    after a thousand years.
[12:02] Sei
    The Ketsuno clan and Shirino
    clan cooperated to exorcise it.
[12:08] Sei
    Am I wrong?
[12:10] Shin
    Seimei-san...
[12:12] Sei
    Thanks to a certain someone going on a
    rampage, he not only wrecked our homes,
[12:16] Sei
    but utterly destroyed the huge wall that separated
    the Ketsuno and Shirino for a thousand years.
[12:23] Sei
    Honestly, how is he going to take
    responsibility for his actions?
[12:25] Sei
    Marrying Christel and taking over the family
    won't be anywhere near enough.
[12:30] Shin
    Gin-san would love to hear that.
[12:32] Kagura
    Hey, you gonna force her into another political
    marriage and repeat the whole tragic mess?
[12:36] Kagura
    That sponge is worthless.
[12:38] Sei
    I was only joking.
[12:40] Sei
    But I believe he will return
    home for the time being.
[12:43] Sei
    The entire clan will be holding
    a feast in his honor.
[12:46] Sei
    Speaking of which, where is he?
[12:48] Sei
    His xxxxicles haven't been healed yet?
[12:51] Sei
    Hey!
[12:58] Shin
    The entire clan holding a feast...
[13:01] Kagura
    I wish we had a chance to
    share a glass with him.
[13:07] Kagura
    I wish we could have showed
    him this sky.
[13:13] Doman
    Oh?
[13:14] Doman
    And who might you be talking about?
[13:30] Gedo
    Where are you going?
[13:33] Gedo
    We can't hold a feast without
    the guest of honor.
[13:36] Gin
    Guest of honor?
[13:38] Gin
    Are you stupid?
[13:39] Gin
    I said that I'm just a fan.
[13:41] Gin
    And if I stick around, Ms. Ketsuno
    will hear about what happened.
[13:46] Gin
    You don't want Ms. Ketsuno to find out
    about this huge fight over her, do you?
[13:51] Gin
    You came with me so you could settle the
    matter without her finding out, right?
[13:57] Gedo
    So you were planning to work for
    free this entire time?
[14:01] Gedo
    You knew that Lady Christel would never
    learn of what happened, and still...?
[14:05] Gin
    Don't be ridiculous.
[14:07] Gin
    When have I ever worked for free?
[14:10] Gin
    Get this signed for me and send it back.
[14:23] Gedo
    I promise to send it back.
[14:26] Gedo
    I'll get her to sign it "Gintoki Love,"
    if it costs me my life.
[14:33] Gin
    Thanks a bunch.
[14:35] Gedo
    Master Gintoki.
[14:38] Gedo
    Lady Christel may never
    know what happened,
[14:41] Gedo
    but I will.
[14:44] Gedo
    I will never forget what you did.
[14:50] Gedo
    I will always remember my
    other, precious master.
[15:00] Gedo
    Please take care.
[15:22] Gin
    What is this...?
[15:25] Doman
    Gedomaru, I would expect no
    less from a Ketsuno dog.
[15:28] Doman
    You have been trained well.
[15:30] Doman
    Do the Ketsuno make a practice of allowing
    your savior to leave empty-handed?
[15:33] Gin
    Doman!
[15:36] Gin
    Why are you alive?!
[15:39] Gin
    You're...
[15:39] Shin
    Didn't you say that everybody's
    wishes would get through?
[15:43] Kagura
    They got through.
[15:46] Shin
    The desire everybody had to save
    Doman-san drove away the darkness.
[15:55] Doman
    The Shirino make a habit
    of paying back favors.
[15:58] Doman
    Men, we shall see them off properly!
[16:01] Doman
    Behold the difference between us and
    the ill-mannered Ketsuno clan!
[16:05] A
    Lord Doman!
[16:09] Sei
    Pitiful, Doman!
[16:11] Sei
    That's what you get for pushing yourself
    too hard when you're still recovering!
[16:15] Sei
    Watch as the Ketsuno give
    them a majestic send-off!
[16:18] Sei
    Behold the difference between
    us and the crude Shirino clan!
[16:23] Doman
    Seimei! Curse you!
[16:26] Doman
    You shall not defeat me!
[16:27] Doman
    Observe my elegant and
    beautiful technique!
[16:30] Sei
    Laughable, Doman!
[16:32] Sei
    Observe my super elegant
    and beautiful technique!
[16:36] Doman
    Super hyper elegant and
    beautiful technique!
[16:38] Sei
    Super hyper wonderful elegant
    and beautiful technique!
[16:41] Doman
    Super hyper wonderful excellent
    elegant and beautiful technique!
[16:44] Sei
    Super hyper wonderful excellent dynamite
    elegant and beautiful technique!
[16:48] Doman
    Super hyper wonderful excellent dynamite
    ultimate elegant and beautiful technique!
[16:50] Gin
    Hey, look at them.
[16:53] Gin
    Did they really make up with each other?
[16:55] Shin
    Beats me.
[16:57] Shin
    But that's probably how
    they're meant to be.
[17:01] Kagura
    Let's go, Gin-chan.
[17:08] Kagura
    Such a pretty line of ghosts and demons.
[17:14] B
    Sounds like they're having
    a lot of fun outside.
[17:18] B
    I'm stuck here recording this on DVD.
[17:21] C
    Oh, you too?
[17:22] C
    My boss ordered me to do the same.
[17:24] C
    It's such a drag...
[17:26] Kusano
    And now that her program's been brought
    back, we have Ms. Ketsuno's horoscope.
[17:32] Ketsu
    Yes, the horoscope with
    the most luck today
SIGN    [Christel Ketsuno's Black Horoscopes]
[17:36] Ketsu
    is Libra.
[17:39] Ketsu
    Especially if you're a Libra with bushy
    hair and eyes like a dead fish...
[17:45] Kusano
    Huh? What's wrong, Ms. Ketsuno?
[17:47] Kusano
    Huh? You're crying? Are you crying?
[17:50] Ketsu
    I'm sure that your feelings
    have reached everyone.
[17:55] Ketsu
    So allow me to say this.
[18:03] Ketsu
    To the samurai who was taking
    shelter from the rain...
[18:06] Ketsu
    Thank you.
[20:13] Gin
    There you go.
[20:14] Gin
    Anyway, what's with the
    "New Interpretation" crap?
[20:16] Gin
    We're going to pretend the story
    on TV never happened?
[20:19] Gin
    Or what?
[20:21] Gin
    If you want to know how it was different
    from the first go, buy the DVDs?
[20:25] Gin
    Yeah, or else it'll be all icky like trying to
    find the differences without any answer.
[20:29] Gin
    Man, grown-ups are so dirty.
[20:32] Gin
    Don't you agree, Shinpachi-kun?
[20:34] Shin
    Could the main character not deny
    the whole point of the movie?
[20:39] Kagura
    I can't take this anymore...
[20:41] Kagura
    I can't bear to star in a film that's produced
    by such dirty grown-ups...
[20:46] Shin
    Kagura-chan, you're not
    starring in anything.
[20:48] Gin
    Well, we're going to make it so you don't
    have to refer back to the TV version
[20:52] Gin
    by recapping the Benizakura arc.
[20:54] Shin
    We don't have that much time left, you know.
[20:57] Gin
    Don't worry.
[20:58] Gin
    We were there when it happened,
[21:01] Gin
    so we can summarize the
    good parts in a digest.
SIGN    
[21:05] Gin
    Like this!
[21:08] Gin
    The disappearance of the demonic
    sword, Benizakura.
SIGN    
[21:10] Gin
    We members of Odd Jobs search
    for the missing Katsura
SIGN    
[21:12] Gin
    to find that Takasugi is plotting to
    use Benizakura to destroy Edo.
[21:20] Gin
    Odd Jobs battles him to
    stop his nefarious plot.
[21:25] Gin
    Comrades fall, one after another.
[21:27] Gin
    Insurance money comes in,
    one check after another.
[21:29] Gin
    Gushing faster than the
    eye can perceive!
[21:32] ---
    Punching away at
    lightning speed!
[21:34] Gin
    As the fierce battle continues,
[21:36] Gin
    a slumbering monster
    within me awakens!
[21:41] Gin
    Its name is the Cuticle Samurai!
[21:45] Shin
    The hell are you twisting the facts for?!
[21:47] Shin
    Your head's the twisted mess!
[21:50] Shin
    Stop telling lies!
[21:51] Shin
    You barely pay our salaries, but you bothered
    to put us under accidental insurance?!
[21:55] Shin
    And you go off using the money to gamble?!
[21:58] Gin
    Pretty sure that was how it went...
[22:00] Gin
    Oh, sorry.
[22:00] Gin
    They were life insurance policies...
[22:02] Shin
    That's even worse!
[22:03] Shin
    How could anyone make
    a film out of this?!
[22:05] Kagura
    You can't blame him for forgetting
    stuff that happened in the past.
[22:09] Kagura
    Let me handle this.
[22:10] Kagura
    I remember Benizakura like
    it happened yesterday.
SIGN    
[22:14] Kagura
    It was something like this.
[22:17] Kagura
    The disappearance of the demonic
    sword, Benizakura.
[22:19] Kagura
    I search for the missing Katsura,
[22:21] Kagura
    and three days later in Odawara City,
[22:23] Kagura
    I find Katsura without his memories
    and with a unibrow.
[22:27] Kagura
    Upon asking, he starts babbling
    about being abducted by aliens.
[22:32] Shin
    You've got it completely wrong!
[22:33] Shin
    That has nothing to do with
    the Benizakura Arc!
SIGN    [Reference to the Noriko Sakai drug scandal.]
[22:35] Shin
    That's just the Tatsuya Gashuin mess!
[22:36] Kagura
    Really? I have trouble remembering
    what happened in the past.
[22:40] Shin
    The one you described is ancient history!
[22:42] Shin
    Don't confuse this with something
    that happened twenty years ago!
[22:45] Kagura
    Why did Zura go missing anyway?
[22:48] Kagura
    Did he even go missing?
[22:49] Shin
    You don't remember a single detail!
[22:51] Gin
    I'm not exactly sure, but Zura
    was acting weird then.
[22:56] Gin
    He'd suddenly start rapping,
    mess up his hair, and DJ.
[23:00] Gin
    And then his hair was shorter
    when he came back.
[23:03] Shin
    Who the hell are you talking about?!
[23:04] Shin
    That's not it!
[23:06] Shin
    The Benizakura Arc has
    nothing to do with that!
[23:08] Gin
    Oh, I see.
[23:09] Gin
    This was the Aoi Usagi Arc,
    not the Benizakura Arc.
[23:12] Shin
    There's no such thing!
[23:15] Kagura
    Who cares what color it is?
[23:17] Kagura
    Though I'm totally against white.
[23:19] Shin
    Shut up!
[23:20] Shin
    Just forget it!
[23:21] Shin
    Could the two of you please shut up!
[23:23] Gin
    Oh, crap! We ran out of
    time while arguing!
[23:26] Kagura
    No choice. We'll use the fastest
    and cheapest method!
[23:30] Gin
    So if you want to know
    about the Benizakura Arc,
[23:32] Gin
    I recommend volumes 11
    and 12 of the manga.
[23:34] Kagura
    A vital item for fully enjoying the movie.
[23:38] Kagura
    In place of volume 0.
SIGN    [Reference to the tenth One Piece film and its vol.0]
[23:39] Shin
    So this was all just
    one big advertisement?!
SIGN    
[23:45] Guy
    The next episode...
[23:46] Guy
    "Santa Claus Red is Blood Red!"
SIGN    [Anyway, the theme song for the movie
    is "Bakuchi Dancer" by DOES.]
SIGN    [Bakuchi carries the dual meanings of
    "advancing straight forward" and "gambling."]
SIGN