E341 - Guardian Spirits Are Also a Part of the Soul

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[00:04] Shin
    I don't know if that store really existed.
[00:08] Shin
    At a seemingly cursed eyewear shop,
[00:10] Shin
    I was sold a pair of Curr Sedd Glasses
    that just turned out to be cursed glasses
[00:16] Shin
    and started seeing all kinds
    of spirits haunting our world.
[00:19] Shin
    Gin-san's guardian spirit, Asuraman.
SIGN    One word and you're dead.
[00:22] Shin
    Kagura-chan's guardian spirit, Alchu.
[00:25] Shin
    And I have to take part in the
    district sports meet in this state.
[00:29] Shin
    That fierce battle is about to begin!
SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet
[00:33] Shin
    Somebody get these messed-up
    glasses off of me!
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Slip Arc
SIGN    Guardian Spirits Are Also
    a Part of the Soul
SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet
[02:16] Kag
    We're on Team White.
SIGN    Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room
    and at a safe distance from your TV!
[02:18] Kag
    The other guys are Team Red.
[02:20] Kag
    Aw, I wanted to be Red.
[02:23] Shin
    Uh, in my eyes,
[02:26] Shin
    they all look like Team
    Dripping With Blood Red!
[02:30] G
    Hey, aren't those guys on Team White?
[02:33] G
    How about we curse them?
[02:34] G
    Don't do it.
[02:35] G
    They're the Asuraman and Alchu's masters.
[02:39] G
    What? That's them?
[02:40] G
    Asuraman, killer of 8,000 guardian spirits,
[02:42] G
    and Alchu, the man who defeated
    Admiral Great Spirit Battler?
[02:45] Shin
    What? Are these guys famous
    in guardian-spirit circles?
[02:48] G
    They mowed down a wave of guardian spirits
[02:50] G
    and helped their masters win a box of
    detergent in the Edo Supermarket Lottery.
[02:54] G
    They're monsters.
[02:56] (Flashback) G
    You win fourth prize!
[02:58] Shin
    Wait, there was a bloodbath
    happening even then?!
[02:58] (Flashback) Gin
    What, just detergent?
[03:02] G
    But that four-eyes is walking
    around without a guardian spirit.
[03:05] G
    Wanna go curse him?
[03:07] G
    Even the slightest advantage could
    help our masters in Team Red!
[03:11] Shin
    Wait, don't be hasty!
    It's just a sports meet!
[03:15] Mad
    Hey!
[03:16] Mad
    That guy's my friend!
[03:19] G
    Y-You're...
[03:20] G
    The hero of the Great Discarded
    Lunch Box War, MAD—
[03:29] Mad
    Get lost, scrubs.
SIGN    Guardian Spirit MADAO Shades's guardian spirit
[03:31] ---
    Guardian Spirit MADAO.
[03:32] Shin
    Wait, you're a guardian spirit?!
SIGN    Became a spirit while still a dead man walking. Looks like a normal person at first glance, but the shades are the actual body, and the human is the spirit. Can't do anything without his shades.
[03:36] Mad
    Are you okay, Shinpachi-kun?
[03:37] Shin
    No, are you okay?!
[03:39] Shin
    You became a spirit at some point!
    Your shades became the actual body!
[03:44] Mad
    If things go bad, this sports
    meet could lead to deaths.
[03:48] Shin
    You're already dead, though.
SIGN    Prize: 500,000 yen
[03:50] Mad
    Looks like everyone's hyped after hearing
    that the winning team gets a cash prize.
[03:55] Mad
    Look at that.
[03:56] G
    H-Hey, Yosaku, what's wrong?
[03:58] G
    My tummy just started aching.
[04:00] G
    Pull yourself together.
[04:02] G
    Kichinosuke!
[04:04] Mad
    That's the effect of having their
    guardian spirits taken out.
[04:07] Mad
    The fates of guardian spirits and
    their masters are intertwined.
[04:09] Mad
    If a guardian spirit's in trouble,
    its master will get in trouble, too.
[04:13] G
    What the hell happened?
[04:14] G
    Most of Team White got wiped out!
[04:16] Al
    Okay. Now we can hog all the prize money.
SIGN    I'm gonna kill you guys.
[04:19] Shin
    It was infighting?!
SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet
[04:21] MC
    Participants are to take their positions.
[04:24] MC
    The first game is pole basketball.
[04:26] MC
    Get set, go!
[04:31] G
    All right! We won't lose to Team White!
[04:34] G
    Huh?
[04:36] G
    Take-chan, you've got
    something red on your face.
[04:38] G
    Huh? What is it?
SIGN    Kabuki District Association
[04:44] Oto
    A bonding event like this
[04:46] Oto
    isn't a bad idea once in a while.
[04:48] Shin
    What part of this is "bonding"?!
[04:50] Shin
    Right beside the kids throwing
    balls with smiles on their faces,
[04:53] Shin
    guardian-spirit eyeballs are
    flying all over the place!
[04:56] Shin
    How am I supposed to play this game
    while watching a scene out of hell?!
[05:00] Shin
    Someone get these cursed glasses off of me!
[05:03] Kag
    Huh? That's weird.
[05:05] Kag
    We've been throwing ball after ball,
    but they're not going in the basket.
[05:10] Gin
    Is it just me, or did a ball that
    was clearly going in just rebound?
[05:13] Kag
    It's like there's something invisible
    in the basket already.
[05:17] Shin
    No...
[05:19] Shin
    There's a haunting spirit
    living in the basket!
[05:21] Shin
    What the hell are you doing
    up there, Hasegawa-san?!
[05:23] Mad
    R-Run away...
[05:25] Kag
    Get in!
[05:27] Gin
    Why won't they go in?
[05:28] Shin
    Wait! You may not see him,
    but Hasegawa-san's in there!
[05:33] Mad
    Team Red has a crazy guardian spirit, too!
[05:38] Mad
    A real monster!
[05:42] Shin
    Gin-san's guardian spirit!
[05:45] Kag
    What's wrong?
[05:46] Kag
    Shinpachi! Gin-chan suddenly...
[05:50] Shin
    No way. Don't tell me...
[05:53] Tae
    Fancy running into you here, Shin-chan.
[05:56] Tae
    You're all taking part, too?
[05:58] Tae
    Unfortunately, it looks like
    we're on opposing teams.
[06:03] Tae
    But let's play fair and have fun, okay?
[06:14] Shin
    What part of this is fair?!
[06:16] Shin
    You have an S-ranked OP monster
    as a guardian spirit!
SIGN    Guardian Spirit Dark Thousand-Armed Kannon
[06:21] Voice
    Guardian Spirit Dark Thousand-Armed Kannon.
[06:23] Shin
    What kind of lifestyle did you lead to
    get haunted by a spirit like that, Sis?!
SIGN    Shimura Tae's Guardian Spirit The thousands of eggs she burned to death came together to form this spirit.
[06:29] (Flashback) Tae
    Oh, no. I burned it again.
[06:31] Shin
    It's the resentment of omelets?!
[06:32] Shin
    Just how deep must their grudge be
    to turn them into that monster?!
SIGN    Karma causes her to be haunted by Dark Kannon. She's put under the Dark Matter Curse, which burns everything she touches pitch-black.
[06:36] (Flashback) Tae
    Oh, no. I burned the fish, too.
[06:39] Shin
    The dark matter was the result of a curse?!
SIGN    She's also put under the Yada Yu Curse, meaning she has to live with a kid brother whose talents have all turned to ash.
[06:43] Shin**
    Why am I being treated like a curse, too?!
SIGN    Battle Points
[06:45] Shin
    What the hell are battle points?
[06:47] Shin
    I didn't know we had such
    a pretentious system!
SIGN    (But if brother is present,
    BP is reduced by 2,000.)
[06:50] Shin
    Could the brother be any more of a burden?!
[06:53] Shin
    That arm I got a glimpse of back
    then was one of its thousand arms?
[06:57] Shin
    I can't believe it took out
    Asuraman and Alchu in a flash.
[07:01] Shin
    It's only the first match,
    and we're half-dead already.
[07:03] Kag
    We got food poisoning, too?
[07:06] Shin
    There's no way we can beat
    a monster like that.
[07:08] Tae
    Oh, we're out of balls.
[07:11] Tae
    Staff, could we please get some more balls?
[07:14] Kon
    Coming right up. We have
    all the balls you want.
[07:17] Kon
    Do you want red balls, white balls,
[07:21] Kon
    or...
[07:23] Kon
    my ballsck?
SIGN    Guardian Spirit Ten-Thousand Vajra Ball Bodhisattva Ballsck's guardian spirit.
[07:29] Voice
    Guardian Spirit Ten-Thousand
    Vajra Ball Bodhisattva.
[07:32] Shin
    What kinda guardian spirit is that?!
SIGN    Along with being the guardian spirit of Kondo's ballsck, it's also the guardian spirit of Shimura Tae's guardian spirit.
[07:35] Shin
    What do you mean, the guardian*
    spirit of a guardian spirit?
SIGN    The thousands of sticky eggs that Kondo Isao wrapped in tissues and killed came together to form this spirit.
[07:39] Shin
    What eggs are you talking about?!
SIGN    The karma from that puts him under the Stalker Curse, which makes him a devious stalker with a sticky body.
[07:42] Shin
    Don't try to blame a
    curse for your stalking!
SIGN    His resemblance to gorillas has nothing to do with any curses.
[07:46] Shin
    Blame a curse for that*!
SIGN    Gorilla Points
[07:50] Shin
    Hey, what the hell are gorilla points?!
SIGN    But if Shimura Tae
    is present, 2x GP.
[07:53] Shin
    Why'd it double? Don't*
    count Sis as a gorilla!
[07:56] Kon
    Make your choice: red balls,
    white balls, or my ballsck.
[07:59] Kon
    Which will you pick?
[08:01] Tae
    In that case,
[08:02] Tae
    I'll use your soul balls as actual balls.
[08:10] MC
    Time's up!
[08:11] MC
    Both teams have scored
    zero balls. It's a draw.
[08:14] Shin
    We tied!
[08:16] Shin
    Thanks to the moron,
    we somehow managed to tie!
[08:19] Shin
    B-But how will we play the next game?
[08:22] Shin
    Gin-san, Kagura-chan,
    we can't go any further.
[08:24] Shin
    Let's retire. Enough of
    this sports meet from hell.
[08:28] Gin
    Don't be stupid. There's
    prize money riding on this.
[08:30] Gin
    Besides...
[08:32] MC
    The next game is the
    three-legged obstacle race.
[08:35] Gin
    As you heard, the next event
    relies on cooperation.
[08:38] Gin
    We can get through this
    with each other's help.
[08:40] Shin
    Uh, you need the help of your guardian*
    spirits most, and they've been taken out.
[08:44] Shin
    Damn it.
[08:45] Shin
    I'm the only one who can see them.
    I have to do something.
[08:50] Al
    I can't believe a god-level guardian
    spirit is taking part in a sports meet.
SIGN    It seems we'll have to go out all-out, too.
[08:55] Al
    Yeah. We have no choice
    but to do that, Asuraman.
[08:59] Shin
    Do what? Do you have an idea?
[09:01] Al
    If our masters are going three-legged,
[09:04] Al
    we'll just do the same.
[09:07] Al
    Guardian Fusion!
[09:08] Sign
    Guardian Fusion
[09:11] Shin
    Fusion?!
SIGN    Guardian Fusion refers to the phenomenon where multiple guardian spirits fuse together to form a stronger one.
SIGN    When Asuraman and Alchu do the Guardian Fusion dance,
SIGN    they protect Odd Jobs
SIGN    by evolving into a
    divine guardian spirit.
SIGN    Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO (MAd DAmnation Omen)
[09:27] Voice
    Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO.
[09:30] Shin
    Something else got mixed in!
[09:43] Voice
    Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO.
SIGN    MADAO: A guardian spirit accidentally born when a fly joined the Guardian Fusion. Currently unemployed.
[09:46] Shin
    We forgot about the fly in the basket!
SIGN    The three spirit's powers have combined, meaning it's an unemployed alcoholic that can only communicate with a whiteboard.
[09:52] Shin
    It's just a fusion of all their problems!
SIGN    Battle Points
[09:56] Shin
    Whoa, that's super high!
SIGN    (But on days when it lacks
    the motivation to work, BP
    is reduced by 31999.)
[09:58] Shin
    So it's trash all 365 days of the year!
[10:00] MC
    Participants, are you ready?
[10:03] Shin
    Crap.
[10:04] Shin
    The race is about to begin.
[10:06] MC
    Three-legged obstacle race! Get set, go!
[10:12] Shin
    Not a single group's running on three legs!
[10:15] Shin
    What the hell is this creepy game?
[10:17] Shin
    Is this how three-legged
    races have always worked?
[10:20] Shin
    But we might have a shot here.
[10:21] Shin
    Divine Guardian Spirit MADAO is a quadruped.
[10:23] Shin
    It's perfect to ride on!
[10:27] Shin
    That's how it walks?!
[10:30] Shin
    What I thought was its face
    was actually its sole?!
[10:32] Shin
    It's gonna take more than a hundred
    years to cross the finish line!
[10:35] Shin
    Get off! You're sure to
    go much faster that way!
SIGN    Hey, taxi.
[10:40] Shin
    Don't try to hail a cab!
[10:45] Kat
    Gintoki, Leader. What are you doing here?
[10:49] Kat
    Want a ride on my guardian spirit?
[10:51] Voice
    Guardian Spirit...
SIGN    Guardian Spirit Katsulla Not Corolla
[10:53] Kat
    Katsulla Not Corolla.
[10:55] Shin
    Why is a Corolla your guardian spirit?!
SIGN    Katsura Kotaro's guardian spirit. When he got in a traffic accident, his soul was
    split in two. One half entered a Corolla, and the other was bound for hell,
    but was given a ride to his body by the Corolla and safely made it through.
[11:00] Shin
    But it didn't! Half his soul is still gone!
SIGN    Ever since, he kept the spirit of the car around even after it went out of service, used it to escape in emergencies, and came to be known as Runaway Kotarou.
[11:07] Shin
    Runaway Kotarou was running
    away in a Corolla?!
SIGN    In return for that power, he would be put under the Katsura Not Zura Curse, meaning he had to always drag the Corolla around with his hair and abuse his hair roots to the limit.
[11:13] Shin
    You were always pushing
    yourself to the extreme?
[11:15] Shin
    The "I'm not Zura, I'm Katsura"
    thing always bothered you?
[11:18] Kat
    What's wrong? Aren't you getting on, Gintoki?
[11:20] Gin
    Uh, get on what?
[11:21] Kat
    Right. We're on opposite sides now.
[11:24] Kat
    I'll be waiting for you
    at the finish line, then!
[11:27] Shin
    Is that even allowed?!
[11:28] Shin
    They're the biggest obstacles
    in this obstacle race!
SIGN    Danger
    Demons
[11:33] MC
    Whoa, an explosion!
[11:35] MC
    They've run into the talisman area,
    which fends off all wicked beings!
[11:40] Kat
    Corolla!
[11:41] Shin
    What the hell is a talisman area?!
[11:43] Shin
    Why are talismans part of an obstacle race?!
[11:46] Shin
    They're clearly out to
    get the guardian spirits!
[11:52] Shin
    They're all passing on one after
    another! What's with this sports meet?
[11:55] Kat
    Hang in there, Corolla.
    I won't leave you behind.
[11:59] Shin
    The master's carrying his guardian
    spirit! Talk about role reversal!
[12:03] Hij
    Now!
[12:05] MC
    Whoa! There's another pair in hot pursuit!
[12:08] Hij
    Katsura, your time's up! Surrender
    to the long arm of the law!
[12:12] Shin
    Why're you guys running on three legs, too?!
[12:12] Bo
    One, two... One, two...
[12:15] Kat
    They were waiting for the
    moment my Corolla broke down?
[12:19] Kat
    Of all the cowardly schemes!
[12:21] Hij
    Keep talking!
[12:22] Hij
    You dug your own grave by taking part
    in a sports meet as a Joi Rebel!
[12:26] Shin
    You're one to talk, cop taking
    part in a sports meet!
[12:28] Kat
    But can you two cross this talisman area?
[12:32] Kat
    If you can't, you'll never
    catch me and my Corolla!
[12:38] Kat
    Wha...
[12:38] MC
    Wait, what's going on here? The talismans!
[12:43] Kat
    Impossible! You're negating the talismans?
[12:47] Kat
    Don't tell me, your guardian spirit...
[12:51] Kat
    It's Western?!
SIGN    Guardian Ghost Mayorati Not Maserati
[12:52] Voice
    Guardian Ghost...
[12:53] Hij
    Mayorati Not Maserati.
[12:55] Shin
    That's it? It's a foreign brand?!
[12:59] Kat
    A foreign car, not a domestic one? Of course
    Japanese talismans wouldn't affect it!
[13:04] Kat
    That guardian spirit is cheating!
[13:06] Shin
    Your guardian spirits are Corolla
    and Maserati! You're all cheating!
SIGN    Hijikata Toshiro's guardian spirit. The spirit of a rich man's Maserati he ruined by pouring mayonnaise in its tank as a prank back when he was a bad boy.
SIGN    Due to that, he was put under the Mayorati Curse, meaning he has to intake mayonnaise at regular intervals.
[13:15] Shin
    You were cursed, too?!
[13:17] Shin
    Why are all your character
    traits made up of curses?!
[13:20] (Flashback) Hij
    Hold it!
SIGN    He was also put under the V-Shaped Bangs Curse, meaning his bangs are always being pulled by a Maserati, putting him at risk of balding.
[13:24] Shin
    Of course they'd call you
    the demonic vice chief!
[13:26] Hij
    Katsura!
[13:27] Hij
    You're done for now!
[13:29] Hij
    We've got this race in the bag!
[13:31] Shin
    What happened to catching him?!
[13:36] MC
    Whoa, the Shinsengumi have
    come to a standstill!
[13:40] MC
    Is that... a cross?!
[13:43] MC
    It's a godly trap that can fend off
    wicked beings from overseas, too!
[13:47] Shin
    They even have an obstacle like that?!
[13:49] MC
    Actually, upon closer inspection,
    it looks like the letter T?
[13:51] Oki
    What're you doing, Hijikata-san?
[13:54] Oki
    Could you move your leg already?
[13:56] Oki
    If you waste too much time,
[13:58] Oki
    I'll rip that leg of yours right off.
SIGN    Divine Guardian Spirit Tormenting Sadist
[14:02] Voice
    Divine Guardian Spirit...
[14:03] Oki
    Tormenting Sadist.
[14:05] Shin
    It was your doing?!
[14:06] Shin
    What kind of god is named Tormenting Sadist?!
[14:08] (Flashback) Oki
    I hear Maserati can run on mayonnaise, too.
[14:11] (Flashback) Hij
    Don't be stupid.
[14:13] Shin
    You were the mastermind
    who ruined the Maserati?
SIGN    After he tricked Hijikata Toshiro and was tied up and left deep in the mountains,
SIGN    he met a god in the dark.
[14:18] (Flashback) T
    Do you want revenge?
[14:19] (Flashback) Oki
    Wh-Who's there?
[14:21] (Flashback) T
    I'm you. The very darkness within you.
[14:25] Shin
    It's basically a devil!
SIGN    It's stuck in Hijikata Toshiro's body and is sucking up his life force.
[14:30] Shin
    That's one disturbing guardian spirit!
[14:32] Kat
    This is our chance, Elizabeth.
[14:34] Kat
    We've made it past the talisman area.
[14:36] Kat
    Now to overtake them in
    one go with our Corolla!
SIGN    Divine Guardian Spirit God of Toilets
[14:45] Voice
    Divine Guardian Spirit God of Toilets.
SIGN    Elizabeth's guardian spirit. A god he gave birth to in order to escape reality while cleaning the toilet.
SIGN    Cleans up all impurities, whether the toilet is Japanese or Western style.
[14:51] Shin
    You're getting in your partner's way, too?!
SIGN    Bleaurgh
[14:52] Kat
    Corolla! My Corolla!
[14:55] Hij
    Damn it, what's going on?
    I can't move my legs!
[14:58] Shin
    Why are both of them running three-legged
    with their biggest obstacles?
[15:04] MC
    Time's up! The game is over!
SIGN    Finish Line
[15:06] MC
    Neither team has crossed the
    finish line. It's a draw.
[15:10] Shin
    Like we could ever cross it!
[15:12] Shin
    All we're getting are guardian-spirit
    corpses and injured people!
[15:16] Shin
    We really should retire.
[15:17] BG
    This way!
[15:17] Shin
    Any more would be...
[15:21] Shin
    Was that the eyewear seller just now?
[15:23] Gin
    Hey, what's wrong, Shinpachi?
[15:26] Shin
    He was here. Is he taking
    part in the sports meet?
[15:30] Shin
    Where is he? Where'd he go?
[15:32] MC
    Let's move on to the next event.
[15:34] MC
    We had a bread-eating race,
[15:37] MC
    a scavenger hunt, and a cavalry
    battle planned after this,
[15:40] MC
    but due to a lack of participants, we'll
    combine all of these into one final game.
[15:45] MC
    The team that eats the opponent's bread and
    protects its own bread to the end wins.
SIGN    Grandpa's dentures
[15:50] MC
    But you can borrow the items written
    on the papers strewn about the course
[15:56] MC
    and eat them or use them as a weapon.
[15:59] MC
    Additionally, the member riding on top
[16:03] MC
    doesn't have to be human.
[16:04] Shin
    Using guardian spirits is tacitly allowed?!
[16:07] Shin
    What's the meaning of this? What do
    those people think they're carrying?!
[16:12] Shin
    But maybe...
[16:14] Shin
    Maybe the eyewear seller is among them.
[16:16] Shin
    If I find him, I might be able
    to take off these cursed glasses.
[16:21] Gin
    Listen, Shinpachi.
[16:23] Gin
    Even if you're hungry, don't
    you dare touch that bread.
[16:26] MC
    Get set, go!
[16:31] Shin
    Wait, I'm riding?!
[16:32] Shin
    You think I'm a spirit?!
[16:35] Shin
    They're really gonna make me a spirit!
[16:42] Shin
    MADAO!
[16:44] Shin
    It was struggling so much to move
    before, but to protect me...
SIGN    Gimme the bread.
[16:52] Shin
    That's your goal?!
[16:53] Shin
    Wait, wait! Not this bread!
[16:56] Shin
    If you want bread, go after the enemy's!
[16:58] Shin
    The enemy's...
[17:00] Shin
    The enemy's bread is huge!
[17:03] Shin
    The enemy's bread is fast!
[17:05] Shin
    The enemy's bread is a baguette!
[17:08] Shin
    This isn't working.
[17:09] Shin
    Let's borrow a weapon, Gin-san.
    Pick up a piece of paper.
[17:12] Shin
    What does it say? Please be a weapon!
SIGN    Love and Courage
[17:16] Gin
    Excuse me. Could any of you
    lend us love and courage?
[17:21] Gin
    We promise to give it back.
[17:22] Gin
    Love and courage separate is fine, too.
[17:24] G
    That stuff's always been in your hearts.
[17:28] Shin
    Bullshit!
[17:29] Shin
    Sure, they're the greatest weapons one
    could have, but they're useless right now!
[17:32] Shin
    We need something more specific!
SIGN    Daddy's Bat
[17:35] Kag
    Could any of you lend us a daddy's bat?
[17:39] Kag
    Daddy and bat separate is fine, too, 'kay?
[17:42] G
    You can use this, then.
[17:45] Shin
    The daddy and the bat really are separate!
[17:47] G
    Sasuke, are you sure?
    That's a memento of Daddy.
[17:50] G
    It's fine. I'm sure Daddy up in
    heaven will allow it with a smile.
[17:54] Shin
    Like we could borrow that!
[17:55] Shin
    Daddy's not smiling at all! He's crying!
[17:57] Shin
    We need something that's not
    Daddy's or something sad!
SIGN    Mommy's Jackknife
[18:00] G
    Can you really wield me?
[18:03] Shin
    That's just an edgy mommy!
[18:04] Shin
    That's sad in its own way!
SIGN    Grandpa's a Jack
[18:08] Shin
    Who?! What does he have to do with a weapon?!
[18:11] Shin
    We need something that's not so complicated!
SIGN    Divine Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2
[18:14] Gin
    Excuse me. Could any of you lend us a Divine
    Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2?
[18:20] Shin
    The weapon itself is complicated now!
[18:22] Kag
    God and Death Crimson
    separate is fine, too, 'kay?
[18:26] Shin
    As if anyone would have something
    like that at a sports meet!
[18:28] G
    Sure, if you're okay with mine.
[18:30] Shin
    You have one? Who the hell are you?!
[18:33] Shin
    What's a Divine Sword God Death
    Crimson Blade Mk. 2 doing here?
[18:37] Shin
    But we could win the
    cavalry battle with this.
[18:43] Shin
    Why the hell are you eating the Divine
    Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2?!
SIGN    They said it was okay to eat borrowed items...
[18:48] Shin
    Do you really get it? This is a Divine
    Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2!
SIGN    Divine Sword God Death Crimson Blade Mk. 2 is a holy sword that purges evil. Any evil that touches the blade will be burned by holy flames.
[18:56] Shin
    Oh, crap. Because he ate a holy
    sword, MADAO's body is...
[18:59] Gin
    M-My body's losing strength!
[19:02] Shin
    Gin-san, Kagura-chan!
[19:06] Shin
    I'm done for! It's all over!
[19:13] Shin
    Huh?
[19:15] Shin
    Wh-Where am I?
SIGN    Glasses
[19:24] Zoff
    Your glasses are right here.
[19:27] Zoff
    I fixed them up nice and good.
[19:30] Zoff
    However, these glasses are really old.
[19:33] Zoff
    If you wear them, you'll go back
    to not being able to see anything.
[19:38] Zoff
    Is that all right?
[19:41] Zoff
    I wanted you to see it at least once...
[19:45] Zoff
    See the world we live in.
[19:49] Zoff
    Should you put on these glasses,
    you'll never return to this world.
[19:55] Zoff
    But I want you to remember once
    in a while that you three have
[20:00] Zoff
    Asuraman,
[20:02] Zoff
    Alchu,
[20:05] Zoff
    and me by your side.
[20:11] Zoff
    We're always watching over you,
[20:16] Zoff
    Master.
[20:23] Kag
    This is bad, Shinpachi!
[20:25] Gin
    We haven't gotten a weapon yet!
[20:27] Mad
    Hey! What now, Shinpachi-kun?
[20:30] Shin
    I'm already holding a weapon.
[20:33] Shin
    I don't have to see now. I know.
[20:36] Shin
    Asuraman,
[20:38] Shin
    Alchu,
[20:39] Shin
    and my glasses!
[20:43] Shin
    Your hearts and ours are always as one.
[20:47] Shin
    Even if I can't see you, these glasses
    clearly display your feelings!
SIGN    Guardian Spirit Glasses. Shinpachi's glasses, which have been repaired and fitted with a new feature.
SIGN    Their wearer can see distant feelings and emotions
SIGN    Their wearer can see distant feelings and emotions, but...
SIGN    ...is totally farsighted and unable to see anything close.
SIGN    Kabuki District Sports Meet
[21:13] Shin
    All right. Time to buy new glasses.
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    heads toward its conclusion
SIGN    Shogun Assassination Arc
[22:55] Gin
    Before dawn.
[22:58] Gin
    The night is darkest just before the dawn.
[23:01] Gin
    But keep your eyes open.
SIGN    Farewell Shinsengumi Arc
[23:05] Hij
    Kondo-san, I've finally become
[23:11] Hij
    a proper member of the Shinsengumi.
SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo Arc
[23:17] Kag
    I still have a job to do, huh?
SIGN    And now...
[23:26] Tae
    We're basically a colony.
[23:28] Kyu
    Our country may have been done
    for long before all of this.
[23:34] Mad
    We can't give up.
[23:35] Kat
    This is Lord Tokugawa Nobunobu!
[23:38] Oto
    I wonder where those morons
    are and what they're up to.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[23:44] Gin
    We've got you covered.
[23:45] Gin
    From walking your dog to keeping Earth safe,
SIGN    Silver Soul Arc
[23:48] Gin
    we Odd Jobs will do anything.
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Look forward to it.
SIGN    The final long arc begins next episode.
SIGN    We enter the Silver Soul Arc.