E325 - The Lost Rabbit

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[00:06] Kam
    Our mother was a mutant created by the
    outpouring of Altana on Planet Kouan...
[00:13] Kam
    An immortal who never would've died
    so long as she'd stayed on that planet.
[00:18] Kam
    There's no telling just how long
    she'd lived there all by herself.
[00:26] Kam
    But one thing's for sure:
[00:28] Kam
    that man made that solitary
    flower wither and die.
[00:33] Kam
    What killed our mother
[00:36] Kam
    was our father.
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    The Battle on Rakuyo
SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc
    Part 9
SIGN    The Lost Rabbit
SIGN    Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room
    and at a safe distance from your TV!!
[02:21] (Flashback) Kam
    Don't ever mouth off at me again.
[02:23] (Flashback) Kam
    If you do, you won't get off this lightly.
[02:25] (Flashback) G
    We'll say it as many times as it takes!
[02:27] (Flashback) G
    Get out of this town already!
[02:29] (Flashback) UB
    Hey!
[02:30] (Flashback) UB
    What are you guys doing?!
[02:32] (Flashback) G
    Crap, it's Umibozu!
[02:34] (Flashback) G
    Run away!
[02:35] (Flashback) Kam
    Dad!
[02:37] (Flashback) UB
    Don't bully the weak!
[02:41] (Flashback) Kam
    It was eight-on-one.
[02:43] (Flashback) Kam
    I was the one being bullied.
[02:45] (Flashback) UB
    Eight ants can't bully an elephant.
[02:47] (Flashback) UB
    Don't use the Yato's inherent
    strength for no reason.
[02:49] (Flashback) Kam
    You told me to grow stronger.
[02:51] (Flashback) UB
    What kind of brother gets his dear
    kid sister mixed up in a fight?
[02:55] (Flashback) UB
    Right, Kagura-chan?
[02:58] (Flashback) UB
    I was wrong! There were two elephants!
[03:01] (Flashback) Kam
    But those guys called Mom a pathogen,
    even though they don't know anything.
[03:08] (Flashback) Kam
    Dad, just what is Mom's illness?
[03:11] (Flashback) Kam
    Will she really get better?
[03:13] (Flashback) Kam
    Is there nothing I can do to help?
[03:18] (Flashback) UB
    Don't worry.
[03:19] (Flashback) UB
    Do you have any idea how much you're
    helping just by staying by her side?
[03:23] (Flashback) UB
    I'll take care of Mom's illness.
[03:26] (Flashback) UB
    So stop being reckless.
[03:30] Kam
    I felt like I wasn't being taken seriously.
[03:34] Kam
    And I thought Mom's illness wasn't healing,
[03:36] Kam
    and that he stopped coming home frequently,
[03:39] Kam
    because I lacked strength.
[03:43] (Flashback) UB
    Grow stronger.
[03:46] Kam
    So I tried to get stronger.
[04:01] (Flashback) Ko
    Kamui, you got into another
    fight, didn't you?
[04:03] (Flashback) Kam
    N-No, I didn't!
[04:04] (Flashback) Ko
    You're starting to resemble him.
[04:06] (Flashback) Ko
    You suck at lying.
[04:08] (Flashback) Ko
    Keep doing that, and you'll go bald.
[04:09] (Flashback) Kam
    As if!
[04:10] (Flashback) Ko
    Come here.
[04:12] (Flashback) Kam
    N-No.
[04:13] (Flashback) Ko
    Oh, so there is something you didn't inherit.
[04:15] (Flashback) Ko
    The baldy has no problem being
    babied when he needs it.
[04:19] (Flashback) Kag
    How nice.
[04:20] (Flashback) Kag
    Me, too!
[04:22] (Flashback) Ko
    It's big bro's turn today.
[04:24] (Flashback) Ko
    Good grief. You inherited all his stupidity.
[04:30] (Flashback) Ko
    I'm so sorry...
[04:32] (Flashback) Ko
    For making you bear so many
    burdens on this tiny back.
[04:36] (Flashback) Ko
    I became one with him because
    I wanted to be by his side.
[04:42] (Flashback) Ko
    I wanted to be by your side
    after you were born.
[04:47] (Flashback) Ko
    So, Kamui,
[04:49] (Flashback) Ko
    you two stay the way you are.
[04:55] Kam
    I started to understand even
    less what it meant to be strong.
[04:59] (Flashback) G
    Those guys...
[05:00] (Flashback) G
    It's the Harusame.
[05:04] (Flashback) G
    Here comes our sandbag.
[05:09] (Flashback) Kam
    Kagura!
[05:10] (Flashback) Kam
    Don't bully Kamui!
[05:12] (Flashback) Kam
    We promised Mommy we wouldn't
    make her worry anymore!
[05:15] (Flashback) Kam
    We promised we'd always be together!
[05:18] (Flashback) G
    Shut up, runt!
[05:21] (Flashback) Kam
    Kagura!
[05:28] (Flashback) Abu
    People on this planet don't teach
    their punk kids too well, huh?
[05:33] (Flashback) Abu
    I had to teach them a lesson.
[05:36] (Flashback) Abu
    Hey, baby rabbit.
[05:37] (Flashback) Abu
    If you don't want to end up a villain,
[05:39] (Flashback) Abu
    learn to protect your little sister.
[05:44] (Flashback) G
    What are you doing, Abuto?
[05:47] (Flashback) Abu
    Nothing.
[05:48] (Flashback) Abu
    I tried to take an outdoor dump, but
    the place was already filled with shit.
[05:59] (Flashback) UB
    I thought I told you...
[06:01] (Flashback) UB
    Strength is undone by strength.
[06:04] (Flashback) UB
    You're confused about
    what strength truly means.
[06:07] (Flashback) Kam
    I don't get it.
[06:10] (Flashback) Kam
    What is strength?
[06:12] (Flashback) Kam
    Letting others beat you up?
[06:14] (Flashback) Kam
    Hurting others to protect your family?
[06:18] (Flashback) Kam
    Going off to fight alone, with
    no concern for your family?
[06:24] (Flashback) Kam
    I just don't get it anymore.
[06:34] (Flashback) UB
    I don't get it, either.
[06:38] (Flashback) Ko
    But you're still going?
[06:41] (Flashback) UB
    That's right, Kouka.
[06:43] (Flashback) UB
    Just as you risked your life in the
    hopes that you could be with us,
[06:48] (Flashback) UB
    I'll keep you alive, even if I
    have to leave you all to do it.
[06:54] (Flashback) UB
    Even if I lose the right to call myself
    a father, I'll protect my family.
[06:59] (Flashback) UB
    As the man who made the flower blooming
    on the planet of death wither,
[07:04] (Flashback) UB
    that is my cross to bear.
[07:07] U
    What a vast universe we live in.
[07:10] U
    I'm amazed that there was
    a being just like me,
[07:12] U
    and others who watched her die.
[07:17] U
    What expression was she wearing?
[07:20] U
    One of relief as her times of
    emptiness came to an end?
[07:23] U
    One of hatred as her loved ones murdered her?
[07:28] (Flashback) Kam
    Why?
[07:31] (Flashback) Kam
    Why did you fall in love with Mom?
[07:34] (Flashback) Kam
    If you hadn't brought her
    off of that planet...
[07:37] (Flashback) Kam
    You're the one who's making her suffer.
[07:40] (Flashback) UB
    That's exactly right.
[07:43] (Flashback) UB
    She was all alone, and
    I couldn't ignore that.
[07:46] (Flashback) UB
    I wanted to protect her.
[07:48] (Flashback) UB
    But I was the one being protected.
[07:52] (Flashback) UB
    I can't live on that planet.
[07:54] (Flashback) UB
    But Mom can't live on any other planet.
[07:59] (Flashback) UB
    That's why she came along
    without saying anything.
[08:01] (Flashback) UB
    Instead of living forever alone,
[08:04] (Flashback) UB
    she chose to live with us and die.
[08:08] (Flashback) UB
    Blame me if you must.
[08:11] (Flashback) UB
    But even if I had realized back then,
[08:15] (Flashback) UB
    I still would've chosen
    to walk down this path.
[08:19] (Flashback) UB
    Because it brought you two into my life.
[08:26] Kam
    The footsteps I'd always tried to
    follow in kept walking farther away.
[08:30] Kam
    The ones making Mom suffer
[08:33] Kam
    were the three of us, her family.
[08:37] (Flashback) G
    That's him. Let's do this.
[08:45] (Flashback) Kam
    Hey.
[08:52] (Flashback) Abu
    Those aren't the eyes of a brother
    who came to avenge his kid sister.
[08:57] (Flashback) Abu
    You might have the potential to become
    a much bigger villain than these guys.
[09:00] (Flashback) Kam
    I don't care...
[09:02] (Flashback) Kam
    As long as I can grow stronger!
[09:06] (Flashback) Abu
    Hey, what's this about?
[09:08] (Flashback) Abu
    Are you really here for lessons
    in how to be a villain?
[09:11] (Flashback) G
    Get a load of Abuto.
[09:13] (Flashback) Abu
    It's no laughing matter.
[09:14] (Flashback) G
    Get him, kid!
[09:16] (Flashback) Abu
    This brat!
[09:21] (Flashback) Ho
    That's a nice kick, brat.
[09:24] (Flashback) Ho
    The Harusame's 7th Division
    Commander accepts your challenge.
[09:28] (Flashback) Ho
    Hey, small fry.
[09:30] (Flashback) Ho
    Anyone who throws a serious punch
    at you, be they a whelp or otherwise,
[09:35] (Flashback) Ho
    must be met with a serious punch in turn.
[09:37] (Flashback) Ho
    That's basic courtesy as a man.
[09:46] (Flashback) Ho
    Do you wish to be strong?
[09:48] (Flashback) Ho
    Then learn how weak you are.
[09:52] (Flashback) Ho
    Come again.
[09:55] (Flashback) Ho
    That kid...
[10:00] (Flashback) Ho
    He had the same eyes as him.
[10:03] Kam
    I wanted to know a form of
    strength that was unlike his.
[10:07] Kam
    But at the same time that
    I realized how weak I was,
[10:12] Kam
    I realized that I, that man,
[10:15] Kam
    our family...
[10:18] Kam
    We couldn't save her.
[10:22] Kam
    Then I...
[10:31] (Flashback) Kam
    Then... I...
[10:43] (Flashback) Ho
    Damn rabbit.
[10:45] (Flashback) Ho
    You land a hit on me, the great Hosen?
[10:49] (Flashback) Ho
    Tell me what you want.
[10:50] (Flashback) Ho
    To be beaten to death
    right here and now, or...
[10:56] (Flashback) Kam
    Take us away.
[10:58] (Flashback) Kam
    Take Mom and me away from this planet.
[11:02] (Flashback) Kam
    Mom, let's go back to your planet.
[11:06] (Flashback) Ko
    When did you find out?
[11:09] (Flashback) Kag
    I'm sure you'll get better if we go back.
[11:13] (Flashback) Kag
    Even a withering flower can be saved
    if it's planted back into the earth...
[11:16] (Flashback) Ko
    Kamui.
[11:18] (Flashback) Ko
    Let me stay here.
[11:21] (Flashback) Ko
    I want to be by your side.
[11:23] (Flashback) Kam
    You don't have to.
[11:26] (Flashback) Kam
    I don't care if we can't call
    ourselves family anymore.
[11:28] (Flashback) Kam
    I still want you to live.
[11:33] (Flashback) Ko
    Why would you inherit that part of him, too?
[11:39] (Flashback) Kag
    Mommy!
[11:40] (Flashback) Kag
    What are you doing, Kamui?
[11:42] (Flashback) Kag
    Where are you taking Mommy?
[11:45] (Flashback) Kag
    Daddy!
[11:47] (Flashback) UB
    Why choose to do this now, when I'm home?
[11:51] (Flashback) Kam
    Because I know...
[11:53] (Flashback) Kam
    That to save Mom, I have to cast
    aside the idea of being family.
[11:58] (Flashback) Kam
    That I have to walk over you to do it.
[12:03] Kam
    That's right.
[12:04] Kam
    I no longer...
[12:09] Kam
    Out of my way!
[12:16] (Flashback) UB
    Stop it, Kamui.
[12:17] (Flashback) UB
    I'll save Mom!
[12:19] (Flashback) UB
    I thought I promised you that!
[12:22] (Flashback) UB
    Wait! There's something I want to show—
[12:26] (Flashback) UB
    Look at this!
[12:27] (Flashback) UB
    With this, Mom can...
[12:31] (Flashback) Kam
    I grew stronger to protect my family.
[12:35] (Flashback) Kam
    You're the one who told me to do it.
[12:37] (Flashback) Kam
    So I'm going to take Mom with me, even if
    I have to cut off your arm that's stopping us.
[12:44] (Flashback) Kam
    I will protect my family, even
    if we're no longer a family.
[12:51] Kam
    Whatever you and I tried to protect
[12:56] Kam
    no longer exists.
[13:07] Kam
    I abandoned my family and failed
    to protect our mother...
[13:12] (Flashback) Kam
    All I have left is to grow stronger.
[13:16] Kam
    All I have left is to surpass that man.
[13:21] Kam
    So, Kagura,
[13:25] Kam
    please let me go.
[13:27] Kam
    Stop getting in my way.
[13:30] Kam
    That face, and that voice...
[13:36] Kam
    Don't force me to keep
    seeing and hearing them.
[13:57] Abu
    I can't budge an inch.
[14:01] UB
    I've never had this feeling before.
[14:03] UB
    If I must fight him,
[14:07] UB
    this planet is too small a stage to do it.
[14:11] UB
    My weapon can't keep up.
[14:14] UB
    And my body
[14:16] UB
    is being a nuisance.
[14:20] UB
    I feel like everything's shackling me.
[14:23] UB
    Faced with that thing,
[14:25] UB
    even being alive feels restrictive!
[14:30] UB
    Kouka, I'm the kind of idiot who drove
    even you, an immortal, to death.
[14:37] UB
    But there are some things
    only idiots are capable of.
[14:40] UB
    Lend me your strength...
[14:42] UB
    Help me protect our family!
[14:51] U
    What are you playing at?
[14:52] UB
    I'm trying to rip out
    an immortal's soul here.
[14:55] UB
    I have to be prepared
    to cast everything off
[14:58] UB
    and fight with my bare essence, too.
[15:04] U
    Crushing my heart won't make me disappear.
[15:08] UB
    Your heart isn't the only thing here.
[15:11] UB
    There's also the gift I was going to
    give my wife, an Altana crystal.
[15:17] UB
    You're beings born from Altana.
[15:20] UB
    You can't stay alive if you're
    torn apart from your home planet.
[15:24] UB
    To keep my wife alive,
[15:26] UB
    I looked all over that planet for
    any remaining Altana crystals.
[15:31] UB
    I never expected to use one this way.
[15:34] UB
    Were you born on Earth?
[15:37] UB
    I wonder what will happen if I crush
    this crystal along with your heart.
[15:42] U
    What do you think will happen first?
    You doing that, or me chopping you in half?
[15:46] UB
    Beats me.
[15:47] UB
    But I know that, at the very least,
[15:50] UB
    I was the type of guy who'd buy gifts
    for his wife a month in advance!
[16:03] UB
    As you were born on Earth,
[16:06] UB
    exposing you to Altana from a different planet
[16:07] UB
    is like filling a gasoline car with diesel.
[16:11] UB
    Your engine is bound to break down.
[16:14] UB
    Die, just like us.
[16:20] UB
    Kouka, I finally managed to deliver
[16:26] UB
    my final present to you.
[16:32] UB
    Please accept it.
[16:38] Abu
    Umibozu!
[16:45] U
    If I could die just from that,
    I wouldn't have such a hard time.
[16:49] U
    It's too bad.
[16:52] U
    So not even you could kill me, huh?
[17:02] Kag
    Daddy...
[17:05] Abu
    Umibozu!
[17:09] Abu
    Why are there two of him?
[17:12] Abu
    It can't be!
[17:13] Abu
    He regenerated from his
    lopped-off right arm?
[17:17] U
    It seems we both had the same idea.
[17:23] U
    The only difference is that he
    only had one life to throw away.
[17:28] Abu
    You monster!
[17:32] U
    But it looks like I've run out of Altana.
[17:37] U
    Thanks to you,
[17:38] U
    for the first time in centuries,
    I got to experience death
[17:40] U
    and this feeling of being alive.
[17:44] U
    But that, too, is but an opening
    act for the end that is to come.
[17:50] U
    Let us meet again someday in the afterlife.
[17:57] Abu
    Hang in there! Hey!
[18:00] U
    Looks like he left.
[18:04] U
    That means I've won.
[18:09] U
    I lost my left arm casting aside my family,
[18:12] U
    but I lost my right arm protecting it.
[18:18] U
    It was a surprisingly good job, for me.
[18:22] Abu
    You...
[18:23] Kam
    Good job, my ass.
[18:25] Kam
    Didn't you have your right arm for the
    sole purpose of beating your stupid son?
[18:31] Kam
    Why is it lying over there?
[18:33] Kam
    Why did you let a guy
    like that humiliate you?
[18:37] Kam
    Stand up.
[18:38] Kam
    We haven't settled our score yet.
[18:41] Abu
    Commander...
[18:42] Kam
    I know you're better than this!
[18:46] Kam
    Stand up!
[18:47] Abu
    Stop, Commander.
[18:49] Abu
    Umibozu, your dad, is already...
[18:53] Kag
    Stop, Kamui!
[19:07] Kag
    Gin-chan...
[19:09] Kag
    Shinpachi...
[19:11] Kam
    What are you here for?
[19:13] Gin
    You want to tell us to keep our
    noses out of your family's business?
[19:16] Gin
    Sure, we're not related by blood.
[19:20] Gin
    However, we lived under the
    same roof, ate the same food,
[19:24] Gin
    and we laughed, cried, and
    got mad at the same things.
[19:28] Gin
    We're Odd Jobs.
[19:32] Gin
    We don't need blood ties
    or a reason to help her.
[19:36] Shin
    Kamui-san.
[19:37] Shin
    Unclench your fist.
[19:40] Shin
    Don't make Kagura-chan, your family,
[19:42] Shin
    and yourself suffer any more.
[19:45] Kam
    You're the ones making her suffer.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[19:49] Kam
    She finally found another home.
[19:52] Kam
    Are you trying to force me to break it down?
[19:55] Shin
    We won't break.
[19:58] Shin
    Just as Kagura-chan never let go of you,
[20:01] Shin
    we won't let her or anyone else go, either.
[20:05] Shin
    So neither you nor we will ever break.
[20:09] Kam
    It's too late. There's no going back.
[20:12] Kam
    My mother's gone.
[20:15] Kam
    Things won't end for us
    until one of us goes down.
[20:20] Gin
    That so?
[20:21] Gin
    I'll put an end to things for you, then.
[20:27] UB
    What are you...
[20:33] Gin
    This makes me the one who
    took down the strongest.
[20:37] Gin
    I'm the strongest now.
[20:38] Shin
    Who are you kidding?!
[20:40] UB
    Oh, did a fly land on my head?
[20:42] Shin
    You didn't hurt him at all!
    If anything, you only hurt yourself!
[20:45] Shin
    Headbutting a half-dead man
    and getting hurt instead
[20:47] Shin
    makes you the worst and the weakest!
[20:49] Gin
    No matter what anyone says,
[20:51] Gin
    I'm the one who finished him off.
[20:54] Gin
    I've inherited the title of "strongest."
[20:56] Gin
    Along with the job of babysitting you, Kamui.
[21:01] Gin
    What you've been looking for is right here.
[21:04] Gin
    If you want some, come get some.
[21:06] Gin
    Try throwing everything you picked
    up to defeat that baldy at me.
[21:12] Gin
    Your dreams, all your hard work,
    and your desire to be the strongest...
[21:17] Gin
    I'm going to trample all over
    them as a complete stranger.
[21:21] Gin
    That's how worthless the thing
    you've always wanted is.
[21:25] Kam
    Didn't you hear me?
[21:27] Kam
    I told you to get out of my way!
[21:30] Gin
    Didn't you hear me?
[21:32] Gin
    I told you to come at me
    with everything you've got.
[21:39] Gin
    Is that all you've got?
[21:41] Gin
    You could never beat your old man with that.
[21:45] Gin
    You thought you were chasing after him,
[21:47] Gin
    but you'd started running
    from him at some point.
[21:50] Gin
    From your old man, from your family.
[21:53] Gin
    You're empty.
[21:55] Gin
    That's why you wanted to
    find a purpose for yourself.
[21:58] Gin
    But with your weak fists,
    you couldn't blow away
[22:01] Gin
    your old man's wig, let alone me.
[22:05] Gin
    Strongest?
[22:06] Gin
    You don't need a title like that.
[22:09] Gin
    You already have one that
    fits you perfectly...
[22:13] Gin
    You stupid brother!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Battle on Rakuyo Arc
    Part 10
[23:49] Kam
    You hadn't thrown it away yet?
[23:50] Kag
    Stop, Kamui!
SIGN    Siblings
[23:52] Gin
    This is as far as you go.
SIGN    Gintoki took over the title of "strongest" with one headbutt.
SIGN    He takes on Kamui, a member of the combat race Yato, to see who's number one!
SIGN    As Kagura and Shinpachi look on,
SIGN    something strange happens to Kamui...