E325 - The Lost Rabbit
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[00:06] Kam
Our mother was a mutant created by the
outpouring of Altana on Planet Kouan...
[00:13] Kam
An immortal who never would've died
so long as she'd stayed on that planet.
[00:18] Kam
There's no telling just how long
she'd lived there all by herself.
[00:26] Kam
But one thing's for sure:
[00:28] Kam
that man made that solitary
flower wither and die.
[00:33] Kam
What killed our mother
[00:36] Kam
was our father.
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SIGN Battle on Rakuyo Arc
Part 9
SIGN The Lost Rabbit
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[02:21] (Flashback) Kam
Don't ever mouth off at me again.
[02:23] (Flashback) Kam
If you do, you won't get off this lightly.
[02:25] (Flashback) G
We'll say it as many times as it takes!
[02:27] (Flashback) G
Get out of this town already!
[02:29] (Flashback) UB
Hey!
[02:30] (Flashback) UB
What are you guys doing?!
[02:32] (Flashback) G
Crap, it's Umibozu!
[02:34] (Flashback) G
Run away!
[02:35] (Flashback) Kam
Dad!
[02:37] (Flashback) UB
Don't bully the weak!
[02:41] (Flashback) Kam
It was eight-on-one.
[02:43] (Flashback) Kam
I was the one being bullied.
[02:45] (Flashback) UB
Eight ants can't bully an elephant.
[02:47] (Flashback) UB
Don't use the Yato's inherent
strength for no reason.
[02:49] (Flashback) Kam
You told me to grow stronger.
[02:51] (Flashback) UB
What kind of brother gets his dear
kid sister mixed up in a fight?
[02:55] (Flashback) UB
Right, Kagura-chan?
[02:58] (Flashback) UB
I was wrong! There were two elephants!
[03:01] (Flashback) Kam
But those guys called Mom a pathogen,
even though they don't know anything.
[03:08] (Flashback) Kam
Dad, just what is Mom's illness?
[03:11] (Flashback) Kam
Will she really get better?
[03:13] (Flashback) Kam
Is there nothing I can do to help?
[03:18] (Flashback) UB
Don't worry.
[03:19] (Flashback) UB
Do you have any idea how much you're
helping just by staying by her side?
[03:23] (Flashback) UB
I'll take care of Mom's illness.
[03:26] (Flashback) UB
So stop being reckless.
[03:30] Kam
I felt like I wasn't being taken seriously.
[03:34] Kam
And I thought Mom's illness wasn't healing,
[03:36] Kam
and that he stopped coming home frequently,
[03:39] Kam
because I lacked strength.
[03:43] (Flashback) UB
Grow stronger.
[03:46] Kam
So I tried to get stronger.
[04:01] (Flashback) Ko
Kamui, you got into another
fight, didn't you?
[04:03] (Flashback) Kam
N-No, I didn't!
[04:04] (Flashback) Ko
You're starting to resemble him.
[04:06] (Flashback) Ko
You suck at lying.
[04:08] (Flashback) Ko
Keep doing that, and you'll go bald.
[04:09] (Flashback) Kam
As if!
[04:10] (Flashback) Ko
Come here.
[04:12] (Flashback) Kam
N-No.
[04:13] (Flashback) Ko
Oh, so there is something you didn't inherit.
[04:15] (Flashback) Ko
The baldy has no problem being
babied when he needs it.
[04:19] (Flashback) Kag
How nice.
[04:20] (Flashback) Kag
Me, too!
[04:22] (Flashback) Ko
It's big bro's turn today.
[04:24] (Flashback) Ko
Good grief. You inherited all his stupidity.
[04:30] (Flashback) Ko
I'm so sorry...
[04:32] (Flashback) Ko
For making you bear so many
burdens on this tiny back.
[04:36] (Flashback) Ko
I became one with him because
I wanted to be by his side.
[04:42] (Flashback) Ko
I wanted to be by your side
after you were born.
[04:47] (Flashback) Ko
So, Kamui,
[04:49] (Flashback) Ko
you two stay the way you are.
[04:55] Kam
I started to understand even
less what it meant to be strong.
[04:59] (Flashback) G
Those guys...
[05:00] (Flashback) G
It's the Harusame.
[05:04] (Flashback) G
Here comes our sandbag.
[05:09] (Flashback) Kam
Kagura!
[05:10] (Flashback) Kam
Don't bully Kamui!
[05:12] (Flashback) Kam
We promised Mommy we wouldn't
make her worry anymore!
[05:15] (Flashback) Kam
We promised we'd always be together!
[05:18] (Flashback) G
Shut up, runt!
[05:21] (Flashback) Kam
Kagura!
[05:28] (Flashback) Abu
People on this planet don't teach
their punk kids too well, huh?
[05:33] (Flashback) Abu
I had to teach them a lesson.
[05:36] (Flashback) Abu
Hey, baby rabbit.
[05:37] (Flashback) Abu
If you don't want to end up a villain,
[05:39] (Flashback) Abu
learn to protect your little sister.
[05:44] (Flashback) G
What are you doing, Abuto?
[05:47] (Flashback) Abu
Nothing.
[05:48] (Flashback) Abu
I tried to take an outdoor dump, but
the place was already filled with shit.
[05:59] (Flashback) UB
I thought I told you...
[06:01] (Flashback) UB
Strength is undone by strength.
[06:04] (Flashback) UB
You're confused about
what strength truly means.
[06:07] (Flashback) Kam
I don't get it.
[06:10] (Flashback) Kam
What is strength?
[06:12] (Flashback) Kam
Letting others beat you up?
[06:14] (Flashback) Kam
Hurting others to protect your family?
[06:18] (Flashback) Kam
Going off to fight alone, with
no concern for your family?
[06:24] (Flashback) Kam
I just don't get it anymore.
[06:34] (Flashback) UB
I don't get it, either.
[06:38] (Flashback) Ko
But you're still going?
[06:41] (Flashback) UB
That's right, Kouka.
[06:43] (Flashback) UB
Just as you risked your life in the
hopes that you could be with us,
[06:48] (Flashback) UB
I'll keep you alive, even if I
have to leave you all to do it.
[06:54] (Flashback) UB
Even if I lose the right to call myself
a father, I'll protect my family.
[06:59] (Flashback) UB
As the man who made the flower blooming
on the planet of death wither,
[07:04] (Flashback) UB
that is my cross to bear.
[07:07] U
What a vast universe we live in.
[07:10] U
I'm amazed that there was
a being just like me,
[07:12] U
and others who watched her die.
[07:17] U
What expression was she wearing?
[07:20] U
One of relief as her times of
emptiness came to an end?
[07:23] U
One of hatred as her loved ones murdered her?
[07:28] (Flashback) Kam
Why?
[07:31] (Flashback) Kam
Why did you fall in love with Mom?
[07:34] (Flashback) Kam
If you hadn't brought her
off of that planet...
[07:37] (Flashback) Kam
You're the one who's making her suffer.
[07:40] (Flashback) UB
That's exactly right.
[07:43] (Flashback) UB
She was all alone, and
I couldn't ignore that.
[07:46] (Flashback) UB
I wanted to protect her.
[07:48] (Flashback) UB
But I was the one being protected.
[07:52] (Flashback) UB
I can't live on that planet.
[07:54] (Flashback) UB
But Mom can't live on any other planet.
[07:59] (Flashback) UB
That's why she came along
without saying anything.
[08:01] (Flashback) UB
Instead of living forever alone,
[08:04] (Flashback) UB
she chose to live with us and die.
[08:08] (Flashback) UB
Blame me if you must.
[08:11] (Flashback) UB
But even if I had realized back then,
[08:15] (Flashback) UB
I still would've chosen
to walk down this path.
[08:19] (Flashback) UB
Because it brought you two into my life.
[08:26] Kam
The footsteps I'd always tried to
follow in kept walking farther away.
[08:30] Kam
The ones making Mom suffer
[08:33] Kam
were the three of us, her family.
[08:37] (Flashback) G
That's him. Let's do this.
[08:45] (Flashback) Kam
Hey.
[08:52] (Flashback) Abu
Those aren't the eyes of a brother
who came to avenge his kid sister.
[08:57] (Flashback) Abu
You might have the potential to become
a much bigger villain than these guys.
[09:00] (Flashback) Kam
I don't care...
[09:02] (Flashback) Kam
As long as I can grow stronger!
[09:06] (Flashback) Abu
Hey, what's this about?
[09:08] (Flashback) Abu
Are you really here for lessons
in how to be a villain?
[09:11] (Flashback) G
Get a load of Abuto.
[09:13] (Flashback) Abu
It's no laughing matter.
[09:14] (Flashback) G
Get him, kid!
[09:16] (Flashback) Abu
This brat!
[09:21] (Flashback) Ho
That's a nice kick, brat.
[09:24] (Flashback) Ho
The Harusame's 7th Division
Commander accepts your challenge.
[09:28] (Flashback) Ho
Hey, small fry.
[09:30] (Flashback) Ho
Anyone who throws a serious punch
at you, be they a whelp or otherwise,
[09:35] (Flashback) Ho
must be met with a serious punch in turn.
[09:37] (Flashback) Ho
That's basic courtesy as a man.
[09:46] (Flashback) Ho
Do you wish to be strong?
[09:48] (Flashback) Ho
Then learn how weak you are.
[09:52] (Flashback) Ho
Come again.
[09:55] (Flashback) Ho
That kid...
[10:00] (Flashback) Ho
He had the same eyes as him.
[10:03] Kam
I wanted to know a form of
strength that was unlike his.
[10:07] Kam
But at the same time that
I realized how weak I was,
[10:12] Kam
I realized that I, that man,
[10:15] Kam
our family...
[10:18] Kam
We couldn't save her.
[10:22] Kam
Then I...
[10:31] (Flashback) Kam
Then... I...
[10:43] (Flashback) Ho
Damn rabbit.
[10:45] (Flashback) Ho
You land a hit on me, the great Hosen?
[10:49] (Flashback) Ho
Tell me what you want.
[10:50] (Flashback) Ho
To be beaten to death
right here and now, or...
[10:56] (Flashback) Kam
Take us away.
[10:58] (Flashback) Kam
Take Mom and me away from this planet.
[11:02] (Flashback) Kam
Mom, let's go back to your planet.
[11:06] (Flashback) Ko
When did you find out?
[11:09] (Flashback) Kag
I'm sure you'll get better if we go back.
[11:13] (Flashback) Kag
Even a withering flower can be saved
if it's planted back into the earth...
[11:16] (Flashback) Ko
Kamui.
[11:18] (Flashback) Ko
Let me stay here.
[11:21] (Flashback) Ko
I want to be by your side.
[11:23] (Flashback) Kam
You don't have to.
[11:26] (Flashback) Kam
I don't care if we can't call
ourselves family anymore.
[11:28] (Flashback) Kam
I still want you to live.
[11:33] (Flashback) Ko
Why would you inherit that part of him, too?
[11:39] (Flashback) Kag
Mommy!
[11:40] (Flashback) Kag
What are you doing, Kamui?
[11:42] (Flashback) Kag
Where are you taking Mommy?
[11:45] (Flashback) Kag
Daddy!
[11:47] (Flashback) UB
Why choose to do this now, when I'm home?
[11:51] (Flashback) Kam
Because I know...
[11:53] (Flashback) Kam
That to save Mom, I have to cast
aside the idea of being family.
[11:58] (Flashback) Kam
That I have to walk over you to do it.
[12:03] Kam
That's right.
[12:04] Kam
I no longer...
[12:09] Kam
Out of my way!
[12:16] (Flashback) UB
Stop it, Kamui.
[12:17] (Flashback) UB
I'll save Mom!
[12:19] (Flashback) UB
I thought I promised you that!
[12:22] (Flashback) UB
Wait! There's something I want to show—
[12:26] (Flashback) UB
Look at this!
[12:27] (Flashback) UB
With this, Mom can...
[12:31] (Flashback) Kam
I grew stronger to protect my family.
[12:35] (Flashback) Kam
You're the one who told me to do it.
[12:37] (Flashback) Kam
So I'm going to take Mom with me, even if
I have to cut off your arm that's stopping us.
[12:44] (Flashback) Kam
I will protect my family, even
if we're no longer a family.
[12:51] Kam
Whatever you and I tried to protect
[12:56] Kam
no longer exists.
[13:07] Kam
I abandoned my family and failed
to protect our mother...
[13:12] (Flashback) Kam
All I have left is to grow stronger.
[13:16] Kam
All I have left is to surpass that man.
[13:21] Kam
So, Kagura,
[13:25] Kam
please let me go.
[13:27] Kam
Stop getting in my way.
[13:30] Kam
That face, and that voice...
[13:36] Kam
Don't force me to keep
seeing and hearing them.
[13:57] Abu
I can't budge an inch.
[14:01] UB
I've never had this feeling before.
[14:03] UB
If I must fight him,
[14:07] UB
this planet is too small a stage to do it.
[14:11] UB
My weapon can't keep up.
[14:14] UB
And my body
[14:16] UB
is being a nuisance.
[14:20] UB
I feel like everything's shackling me.
[14:23] UB
Faced with that thing,
[14:25] UB
even being alive feels restrictive!
[14:30] UB
Kouka, I'm the kind of idiot who drove
even you, an immortal, to death.
[14:37] UB
But there are some things
only idiots are capable of.
[14:40] UB
Lend me your strength...
[14:42] UB
Help me protect our family!
[14:51] U
What are you playing at?
[14:52] UB
I'm trying to rip out
an immortal's soul here.
[14:55] UB
I have to be prepared
to cast everything off
[14:58] UB
and fight with my bare essence, too.
[15:04] U
Crushing my heart won't make me disappear.
[15:08] UB
Your heart isn't the only thing here.
[15:11] UB
There's also the gift I was going to
give my wife, an Altana crystal.
[15:17] UB
You're beings born from Altana.
[15:20] UB
You can't stay alive if you're
torn apart from your home planet.
[15:24] UB
To keep my wife alive,
[15:26] UB
I looked all over that planet for
any remaining Altana crystals.
[15:31] UB
I never expected to use one this way.
[15:34] UB
Were you born on Earth?
[15:37] UB
I wonder what will happen if I crush
this crystal along with your heart.
[15:42] U
What do you think will happen first?
You doing that, or me chopping you in half?
[15:46] UB
Beats me.
[15:47] UB
But I know that, at the very least,
[15:50] UB
I was the type of guy who'd buy gifts
for his wife a month in advance!
[16:03] UB
As you were born on Earth,
[16:06] UB
exposing you to Altana from a different planet
[16:07] UB
is like filling a gasoline car with diesel.
[16:11] UB
Your engine is bound to break down.
[16:14] UB
Die, just like us.
[16:20] UB
Kouka, I finally managed to deliver
[16:26] UB
my final present to you.
[16:32] UB
Please accept it.
[16:38] Abu
Umibozu!
[16:45] U
If I could die just from that,
I wouldn't have such a hard time.
[16:49] U
It's too bad.
[16:52] U
So not even you could kill me, huh?
[17:02] Kag
Daddy...
[17:05] Abu
Umibozu!
[17:09] Abu
Why are there two of him?
[17:12] Abu
It can't be!
[17:13] Abu
He regenerated from his
lopped-off right arm?
[17:17] U
It seems we both had the same idea.
[17:23] U
The only difference is that he
only had one life to throw away.
[17:28] Abu
You monster!
[17:32] U
But it looks like I've run out of Altana.
[17:37] U
Thanks to you,
[17:38] U
for the first time in centuries,
I got to experience death
[17:40] U
and this feeling of being alive.
[17:44] U
But that, too, is but an opening
act for the end that is to come.
[17:50] U
Let us meet again someday in the afterlife.
[17:57] Abu
Hang in there! Hey!
[18:00] U
Looks like he left.
[18:04] U
That means I've won.
[18:09] U
I lost my left arm casting aside my family,
[18:12] U
but I lost my right arm protecting it.
[18:18] U
It was a surprisingly good job, for me.
[18:22] Abu
You...
[18:23] Kam
Good job, my ass.
[18:25] Kam
Didn't you have your right arm for the
sole purpose of beating your stupid son?
[18:31] Kam
Why is it lying over there?
[18:33] Kam
Why did you let a guy
like that humiliate you?
[18:37] Kam
Stand up.
[18:38] Kam
We haven't settled our score yet.
[18:41] Abu
Commander...
[18:42] Kam
I know you're better than this!
[18:46] Kam
Stand up!
[18:47] Abu
Stop, Commander.
[18:49] Abu
Umibozu, your dad, is already...
[18:53] Kag
Stop, Kamui!
[19:07] Kag
Gin-chan...
[19:09] Kag
Shinpachi...
[19:11] Kam
What are you here for?
[19:13] Gin
You want to tell us to keep our
noses out of your family's business?
[19:16] Gin
Sure, we're not related by blood.
[19:20] Gin
However, we lived under the
same roof, ate the same food,
[19:24] Gin
and we laughed, cried, and
got mad at the same things.
[19:28] Gin
We're Odd Jobs.
[19:32] Gin
We don't need blood ties
or a reason to help her.
[19:36] Shin
Kamui-san.
[19:37] Shin
Unclench your fist.
[19:40] Shin
Don't make Kagura-chan, your family,
[19:42] Shin
and yourself suffer any more.
[19:45] Kam
You're the ones making her suffer.
SIGN Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[19:49] Kam
She finally found another home.
[19:52] Kam
Are you trying to force me to break it down?
[19:55] Shin
We won't break.
[19:58] Shin
Just as Kagura-chan never let go of you,
[20:01] Shin
we won't let her or anyone else go, either.
[20:05] Shin
So neither you nor we will ever break.
[20:09] Kam
It's too late. There's no going back.
[20:12] Kam
My mother's gone.
[20:15] Kam
Things won't end for us
until one of us goes down.
[20:20] Gin
That so?
[20:21] Gin
I'll put an end to things for you, then.
[20:27] UB
What are you...
[20:33] Gin
This makes me the one who
took down the strongest.
[20:37] Gin
I'm the strongest now.
[20:38] Shin
Who are you kidding?!
[20:40] UB
Oh, did a fly land on my head?
[20:42] Shin
You didn't hurt him at all!
If anything, you only hurt yourself!
[20:45] Shin
Headbutting a half-dead man
and getting hurt instead
[20:47] Shin
makes you the worst and the weakest!
[20:49] Gin
No matter what anyone says,
[20:51] Gin
I'm the one who finished him off.
[20:54] Gin
I've inherited the title of "strongest."
[20:56] Gin
Along with the job of babysitting you, Kamui.
[21:01] Gin
What you've been looking for is right here.
[21:04] Gin
If you want some, come get some.
[21:06] Gin
Try throwing everything you picked
up to defeat that baldy at me.
[21:12] Gin
Your dreams, all your hard work,
and your desire to be the strongest...
[21:17] Gin
I'm going to trample all over
them as a complete stranger.
[21:21] Gin
That's how worthless the thing
you've always wanted is.
[21:25] Kam
Didn't you hear me?
[21:27] Kam
I told you to get out of my way!
[21:30] Gin
Didn't you hear me?
[21:32] Gin
I told you to come at me
with everything you've got.
[21:39] Gin
Is that all you've got?
[21:41] Gin
You could never beat your old man with that.
[21:45] Gin
You thought you were chasing after him,
[21:47] Gin
but you'd started running
from him at some point.
[21:50] Gin
From your old man, from your family.
[21:53] Gin
You're empty.
[21:55] Gin
That's why you wanted to
find a purpose for yourself.
[21:58] Gin
But with your weak fists,
you couldn't blow away
[22:01] Gin
your old man's wig, let alone me.
[22:05] Gin
Strongest?
[22:06] Gin
You don't need a title like that.
[22:09] Gin
You already have one that
fits you perfectly...
[22:13] Gin
You stupid brother!
SIGN To Be Continued
SIGN Battle on Rakuyo Arc
Part 10
[23:49] Kam
You hadn't thrown it away yet?
[23:50] Kag
Stop, Kamui!
SIGN Siblings
[23:52] Gin
This is as far as you go.
SIGN Gintoki took over the title of "strongest" with one headbutt.
SIGN He takes on Kamui, a member of the combat race Yato, to see who's number one!
SIGN As Kagura and Shinpachi look on,
SIGN something strange happens to Kamui...