# E325 - The Lost Rabbit
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**[00:06] Kam**
Our mother was a mutant created by the
outpouring of Altana on Planet Kouan...
**[00:13] Kam**
An immortal who never would've died
so long as she'd stayed on that planet.
**[00:18] Kam**
There's no telling just how long
she'd lived there all by herself.
**[00:26] Kam**
But one thing's for sure:
**[00:28] Kam**
that man made that solitary
flower wither and die.
**[00:33] Kam**
What killed our mother
**[00:36] Kam**
was our father.
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** The Battle on Rakuyo
***SIGN*** Battle on Rakuyo Arc
Part 9
***SIGN*** The Lost Rabbit
***SIGN*** Watch the Battle on Rakuyo arc in a bright room
and at a safe distance from your TV!!
**[02:21] (Flashback) Kam**
Don't ever mouth off at me again.
**[02:23] (Flashback) Kam**
If you do, you won't get off this lightly.
**[02:25] (Flashback) G**
We'll say it as many times as it takes!
**[02:27] (Flashback) G**
Get out of this town already!
**[02:29] (Flashback) UB**
Hey!
**[02:30] (Flashback) UB**
What are you guys doing?!
**[02:32] (Flashback) G**
Crap, it's Umibozu!
**[02:34] (Flashback) G**
Run away!
**[02:35] (Flashback) Kam**
Dad!
**[02:37] (Flashback) UB**
Don't bully the weak!
**[02:41] (Flashback) Kam**
It was eight-on-one.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Kam**
I was the one being bullied.
**[02:45] (Flashback) UB**
Eight ants can't bully an elephant.
**[02:47] (Flashback) UB**
Don't use the Yato's inherent
strength for no reason.
**[02:49] (Flashback) Kam**
You told me to grow stronger.
**[02:51] (Flashback) UB**
What kind of brother gets his dear
kid sister mixed up in a fight?
**[02:55] (Flashback) UB**
Right, Kagura-chan?
**[02:58] (Flashback) UB**
I was wrong! There were two elephants!
**[03:01] (Flashback) Kam**
But those guys called Mom a pathogen,
even though they don't know anything.
**[03:08] (Flashback) Kam**
Dad, just what is Mom's illness?
**[03:11] (Flashback) Kam**
Will she really get better?
**[03:13] (Flashback) Kam**
Is there nothing I can do to help?
**[03:18] (Flashback) UB**
Don't worry.
**[03:19] (Flashback) UB**
Do you have any idea how much you're
helping just by staying by her side?
**[03:23] (Flashback) UB**
I'll take care of Mom's illness.
**[03:26] (Flashback) UB**
So stop being reckless.
**[03:30] Kam**
I felt like I wasn't being taken seriously.
**[03:34] Kam**
And I thought Mom's illness wasn't healing,
**[03:36] Kam**
and that he stopped coming home frequently,
**[03:39] Kam**
because I lacked strength.
**[03:43] (Flashback) UB**
Grow stronger.
**[03:46] Kam**
So I tried to get stronger.
**[04:01] (Flashback) Ko**
Kamui, you got into another
fight, didn't you?
**[04:03] (Flashback) Kam**
N-No, I didn't!
**[04:04] (Flashback) Ko**
You're starting to resemble him.
**[04:06] (Flashback) Ko**
You suck at lying.
**[04:08] (Flashback) Ko**
Keep doing that, and you'll go bald.
**[04:09] (Flashback) Kam**
As if!
**[04:10] (Flashback) Ko**
Come here.
**[04:12] (Flashback) Kam**
N-No.
**[04:13] (Flashback) Ko**
Oh, so there is something you didn't inherit.
**[04:15] (Flashback) Ko**
The baldy has no problem being
babied when he needs it.
**[04:19] (Flashback) Kag**
How nice.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Kag**
Me, too!
**[04:22] (Flashback) Ko**
It's big bro's turn today.
**[04:24] (Flashback) Ko**
Good grief. You inherited all his stupidity.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Ko**
I'm so sorry...
**[04:32] (Flashback) Ko**
For making you bear so many
burdens on this tiny back.
**[04:36] (Flashback) Ko**
I became one with him because
I wanted to be by his side.
**[04:42] (Flashback) Ko**
I wanted to be by your side
after you were born.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Ko**
So, Kamui,
**[04:49] (Flashback) Ko**
you two stay the way you are.
**[04:55] Kam**
I started to understand even
less what it meant to be strong.
**[04:59] (Flashback) G**
Those guys...
**[05:00] (Flashback) G**
It's the Harusame.
**[05:04] (Flashback) G**
Here comes our sandbag.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Kam**
Kagura!
**[05:10] (Flashback) Kam**
Don't bully Kamui!
**[05:12] (Flashback) Kam**
We promised Mommy we wouldn't
make her worry anymore!
**[05:15] (Flashback) Kam**
We promised we'd always be together!
**[05:18] (Flashback) G**
Shut up, runt!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Kam**
Kagura!
**[05:28] (Flashback) Abu**
People on this planet don't teach
their punk kids too well, huh?
**[05:33] (Flashback) Abu**
I had to teach them a lesson.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Abu**
Hey, baby rabbit.
**[05:37] (Flashback) Abu**
If you don't want to end up a villain,
**[05:39] (Flashback) Abu**
learn to protect your little sister.
**[05:44] (Flashback) G**
What are you doing, Abuto?
**[05:47] (Flashback) Abu**
Nothing.
**[05:48] (Flashback) Abu**
I tried to take an outdoor dump, but
the place was already filled with shit.
**[05:59] (Flashback) UB**
I thought I told you...
**[06:01] (Flashback) UB**
Strength is undone by strength.
**[06:04] (Flashback) UB**
You're confused about
what strength truly means.
**[06:07] (Flashback) Kam**
I don't get it.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Kam**
What is strength?
**[06:12] (Flashback) Kam**
Letting others beat you up?
**[06:14] (Flashback) Kam**
Hurting others to protect your family?
**[06:18] (Flashback) Kam**
Going off to fight alone, with
no concern for your family?
**[06:24] (Flashback) Kam**
I just don't get it anymore.
**[06:34] (Flashback) UB**
I don't get it, either.
**[06:38] (Flashback) Ko**
But you're still going?
**[06:41] (Flashback) UB**
That's right, Kouka.
**[06:43] (Flashback) UB**
Just as you risked your life in the
hopes that you could be with us,
**[06:48] (Flashback) UB**
I'll keep you alive, even if I
have to leave you all to do it.
**[06:54] (Flashback) UB**
Even if I lose the right to call myself
a father, I'll protect my family.
**[06:59] (Flashback) UB**
As the man who made the flower blooming
on the planet of death wither,
**[07:04] (Flashback) UB**
that is my cross to bear.
**[07:07] U**
What a vast universe we live in.
**[07:10] U**
I'm amazed that there was
a being just like me,
**[07:12] U**
and others who watched her die.
**[07:17] U**
What expression was she wearing?
**[07:20] U**
One of relief as her times of
emptiness came to an end?
**[07:23] U**
One of hatred as her loved ones murdered her?
**[07:28] (Flashback) Kam**
Why?
**[07:31] (Flashback) Kam**
Why did you fall in love with Mom?
**[07:34] (Flashback) Kam**
If you hadn't brought her
off of that planet...
**[07:37] (Flashback) Kam**
You're the one who's making her suffer.
**[07:40] (Flashback) UB**
That's exactly right.
**[07:43] (Flashback) UB**
She was all alone, and
I couldn't ignore that.
**[07:46] (Flashback) UB**
I wanted to protect her.
**[07:48] (Flashback) UB**
But I was the one being protected.
**[07:52] (Flashback) UB**
I can't live on that planet.
**[07:54] (Flashback) UB**
But Mom can't live on any other planet.
**[07:59] (Flashback) UB**
That's why she came along
without saying anything.
**[08:01] (Flashback) UB**
Instead of living forever alone,
**[08:04] (Flashback) UB**
she chose to live with us and die.
**[08:08] (Flashback) UB**
Blame me if you must.
**[08:11] (Flashback) UB**
But even if I had realized back then,
**[08:15] (Flashback) UB**
I still would've chosen
to walk down this path.
**[08:19] (Flashback) UB**
Because it brought you two into my life.
**[08:26] Kam**
The footsteps I'd always tried to
follow in kept walking farther away.
**[08:30] Kam**
The ones making Mom suffer
**[08:33] Kam**
were the three of us, her family.
**[08:37] (Flashback) G**
That's him. Let's do this.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Kam**
Hey.
**[08:52] (Flashback) Abu**
Those aren't the eyes of a brother
who came to avenge his kid sister.
**[08:57] (Flashback) Abu**
You might have the potential to become
a much bigger villain than these guys.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Kam**
I don't care...
**[09:02] (Flashback) Kam**
As long as I can grow stronger!
**[09:06] (Flashback) Abu**
Hey, what's this about?
**[09:08] (Flashback) Abu**
Are you really here for lessons
in how to be a villain?
**[09:11] (Flashback) G**
Get a load of Abuto.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Abu**
It's no laughing matter.
**[09:14] (Flashback) G**
Get him, kid!
**[09:16] (Flashback) Abu**
*This brat!*
**[09:21] (Flashback) Ho**
That's a nice kick, brat.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Ho**
The Harusame's 7th Division
Commander accepts your challenge.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Ho**
Hey, small fry.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Ho**
Anyone who throws a serious punch
at you, be they a whelp or otherwise,
**[09:35] (Flashback) Ho**
must be met with a serious punch in turn.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Ho**
That's basic courtesy as a man.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Ho**
Do you wish to be strong?
**[09:48] (Flashback) Ho**
Then learn how weak you are.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Ho**
Come again.
**[09:55] (Flashback) Ho**
That kid...
**[10:00] (Flashback) Ho**
He had the same eyes as him.
**[10:03] Kam**
I wanted to know a form of
strength that was unlike his.
**[10:07] Kam**
But at the same time that
I realized how weak I was,
**[10:12] Kam**
I realized that I, that man,
**[10:15] Kam**
our family...
**[10:18] Kam**
We couldn't save her.
**[10:22] Kam**
Then I...
**[10:31] (Flashback) Kam**
Then... I...
**[10:43] (Flashback) Ho**
Damn rabbit.
**[10:45] (Flashback) Ho**
You land a hit on me, the great Hosen?
**[10:49] (Flashback) Ho**
Tell me what you want.
**[10:50] (Flashback) Ho**
To be beaten to death
right here and now, or...
**[10:56] (Flashback) Kam**
Take us away.
**[10:58] (Flashback) Kam**
Take Mom and me away from this planet.
**[11:02] (Flashback) Kam**
Mom, let's go back to your planet.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Ko**
When did you find out?
**[11:09] (Flashback) Kag**
I'm sure you'll get better if we go back.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Kag**
Even a withering flower can be saved
if it's planted back into the earth...
**[11:16] (Flashback) Ko**
Kamui.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Ko**
Let me stay here.
**[11:21] (Flashback) Ko**
I want to be by your side.
**[11:23] (Flashback) Kam**
You don't have to.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Kam**
I don't care if we can't call
ourselves family anymore.
**[11:28] (Flashback) Kam**
I still want you to live.
**[11:33] (Flashback) Ko**
Why would you inherit that part of him, too?
**[11:39] (Flashback) Kag**
Mommy!
**[11:40] (Flashback) Kag**
What are you doing, Kamui?
**[11:42] (Flashback) Kag**
Where are you taking Mommy?
**[11:45] (Flashback) Kag**
Daddy!
**[11:47] (Flashback) UB**
Why choose to do this now, when I'm home?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Kam**
Because I know...
**[11:53] (Flashback) Kam**
That to save Mom, I have to cast
aside the idea of being family.
**[11:58] (Flashback) Kam**
That I have to walk over you to do it.
**[12:03] Kam**
That's right.
**[12:04] Kam**
I no longer...
**[12:09] Kam**
Out of my way!
**[12:16] (Flashback) UB**
Stop it, Kamui.
**[12:17] (Flashback) UB**
I'll save Mom!
**[12:19] (Flashback) UB**
I thought I promised you that!
**[12:22] (Flashback) UB**
Wait! There's something I want to show—
**[12:26] (Flashback) UB**
Look at this!
**[12:27] (Flashback) UB**
With this, Mom can...
**[12:31] (Flashback) Kam**
I grew stronger to protect my family.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Kam**
You're the one who told me to do it.
**[12:37] (Flashback) Kam**
So I'm going to take Mom with me, even if
I have to cut off your arm that's stopping us.
**[12:44] (Flashback) Kam**
I will protect my family, even
if we're no longer a family.
**[12:51] Kam**
Whatever you and I tried to protect
**[12:56] Kam**
no longer exists.
**[13:07] Kam**
I abandoned my family and failed
to protect our mother...
**[13:12] (Flashback) Kam**
All I have left is to grow stronger.
**[13:16] Kam**
All I have left is to surpass that man.
**[13:21] Kam**
So, Kagura,
**[13:25] Kam**
please let me go.
**[13:27] Kam**
Stop getting in my way.
**[13:30] Kam**
That face, and that voice...
**[13:36] Kam**
Don't force me to keep
seeing and hearing them.
**[13:57] Abu**
I can't budge an inch.
**[14:01] UB**
*I've never had this feeling before.*
**[14:03] UB**
*If I must fight him,*
**[14:07] UB**
*this planet is too small a stage to do it.*
**[14:11] UB**
*My weapon can't keep up.*
**[14:14] UB**
*And my body*
**[14:16] UB**
*is being a nuisance.*
**[14:20] UB**
*I feel like everything's shackling me.*
**[14:23] UB**
*Faced with that thing,*
**[14:25] UB**
*even being alive feels restrictive!*
**[14:30] UB**
* Kouka, I'm the kind of idiot who drove*
* even you, an immortal, to death.*
**[14:37] UB**
* But there are some things*
* only idiots are capable of.*
**[14:40] UB**
*Lend me your strength...*
**[14:42] UB**
*Help me protect our family!*
**[14:51] U**
What are you playing at?
**[14:52] UB**
I'm trying to rip out
an immortal's soul here.
**[14:55] UB**
I have to be prepared
to cast everything off
**[14:58] UB**
and fight with my bare essence, too.
**[15:04] U**
Crushing my heart won't make me disappear.
**[15:08] UB**
Your heart isn't the only thing here.
**[15:11] UB**
There's also the gift I was going to
give my wife, an Altana crystal.
**[15:17] UB**
You're beings born from Altana.
**[15:20] UB**
You can't stay alive if you're
torn apart from your home planet.
**[15:24] UB**
To keep my wife alive,
**[15:26] UB**
I looked all over that planet for
any remaining Altana crystals.
**[15:31] UB**
I never expected to use one this way.
**[15:34] UB**
Were you born on Earth?
**[15:37] UB**
I wonder what will happen if I crush
this crystal along with your heart.
**[15:42] U**
What do you think will happen first?
You doing that, or me chopping you in half?
**[15:46] UB**
Beats me.
**[15:47] UB**
But I know that, at the very least,
**[15:50] UB**
I was the type of guy who'd buy gifts
for his wife a month in advance!
**[16:03] UB**
As you were born on Earth,
**[16:06] UB**
exposing you to Altana from a different planet
**[16:07] UB**
is like filling a gasoline car with diesel.
**[16:11] UB**
Your engine is bound to break down.
**[16:14] UB**
Die, just like us.
**[16:20] UB**
Kouka, I finally managed to deliver
**[16:26] UB**
my final present to you.
**[16:32] UB**
Please accept it.
**[16:38] Abu**
Umibozu!
**[16:45] U**
If I could die just from that,
I wouldn't have such a hard time.
**[16:49] U**
It's too bad.
**[16:52] U**
So not even you could kill me, huh?
**[17:02] Kag**
Daddy...
**[17:05] Abu**
Umibozu!
**[17:09] Abu**
*Why are there two of him?*
**[17:12] Abu**
*It can't be!*
**[17:13] Abu**
* He regenerated from his*
* lopped-off right arm?*
**[17:17] U**
It seems we both had the same idea.
**[17:23] U**
The only difference is that he
only had one life to throw away.
**[17:28] Abu**
You monster!
**[17:32] U**
But it looks like I've run out of Altana.
**[17:37] U**
Thanks to you,
**[17:38] U**
for the first time in centuries,
I got to experience death
**[17:40] U**
and this feeling of being alive.
**[17:44] U**
But that, too, is but an opening
act for the end that is to come.
**[17:50] U**
Let us meet again someday in the afterlife.
**[17:57] Abu**
Hang in there! Hey!
**[18:00] U**
Looks like he left.
**[18:04] U**
That means I've won.
**[18:09] U**
I lost my left arm casting aside my family,
**[18:12] U**
but I lost my right arm protecting it.
**[18:18] U**
It was a surprisingly good job, for me.
**[18:22] Abu**
You...
**[18:23] Kam**
Good job, my ass.
**[18:25] Kam**
Didn't you have your right arm for the
sole purpose of beating your stupid son?
**[18:31] Kam**
Why is it lying over there?
**[18:33] Kam**
Why did you let a guy
like that humiliate you?
**[18:37] Kam**
Stand up.
**[18:38] Kam**
We haven't settled our score yet.
**[18:41] Abu**
Commander...
**[18:42] Kam**
I know you're better than this!
**[18:46] Kam**
Stand up!
**[18:47] Abu**
Stop, Commander.
**[18:49] Abu**
Umibozu, your dad, is already...
**[18:53] Kag**
Stop, Kamui!
**[19:07] Kag**
Gin-chan...
**[19:09] Kag**
Shinpachi...
**[19:11] Kam**
What are you here for?
**[19:13] Gin**
You want to tell us to keep our
noses out of your family's business?
**[19:16] Gin**
Sure, we're not related by blood.
**[19:20] Gin**
However, we lived under the
same roof, ate the same food,
**[19:24] Gin**
and we laughed, cried, and
got mad at the same things.
**[19:28] Gin**
We're Odd Jobs.
**[19:32] Gin**
We don't need blood ties
or a reason to help her.
**[19:36] Shin**
Kamui-san.
**[19:37] Shin**
Unclench your fist.
**[19:40] Shin**
Don't make Kagura-chan, your family,
**[19:42] Shin**
and yourself suffer any more.
**[19:45] Kam**
You're the ones making her suffer.
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[19:49] Kam**
She finally found another home.
**[19:52] Kam**
Are you trying to force me to break it down?
**[19:55] Shin**
We won't break.
**[19:58] Shin**
Just as Kagura-chan never let go of you,
**[20:01] Shin**
we won't let her or anyone else go, either.
**[20:05] Shin**
So neither you nor we will ever break.
**[20:09] Kam**
It's too late. There's no going back.
**[20:12] Kam**
My mother's gone.
**[20:15] Kam**
Things won't end for us
until one of us goes down.
**[20:20] Gin**
That so?
**[20:21] Gin**
I'll put an end to things for you, then.
**[20:27] UB**
What are you...
**[20:33] Gin**
This makes me the one who
took down the strongest.
**[20:37] Gin**
I'm the strongest now.
**[20:38] Shin**
Who are you kidding?!
**[20:40] UB**
Oh, did a fly land on my head?
**[20:42] Shin**
You didn't hurt him at all!
If anything, you only hurt yourself!
**[20:45] Shin**
Headbutting a half-dead man
and getting hurt instead
**[20:47] Shin**
makes you the worst and the weakest!
**[20:49] Gin**
No matter what anyone says,
**[20:51] Gin**
I'm the one who finished him off.
**[20:54] Gin**
I've inherited the title of "strongest."
**[20:56] Gin**
Along with the job of babysitting you, Kamui.
**[21:01] Gin**
What you've been looking for is right here.
**[21:04] Gin**
If you want some, come get some.
**[21:06] Gin**
Try throwing everything you picked
up to defeat that baldy at me.
**[21:12] Gin**
Your dreams, all your hard work,
and your desire to be the strongest...
**[21:17] Gin**
I'm going to trample all over
them as a complete stranger.
**[21:21] Gin**
That's how worthless the thing
you've always wanted is.
**[21:25] Kam**
Didn't you hear me?
**[21:27] Kam**
I told you to get out of my way!
**[21:30] Gin**
Didn't you hear me?
**[21:32] Gin**
I told you to come at me
with everything you've got.
**[21:39] Gin**
Is that all you've got?
**[21:41] Gin**
You could never beat your old man with that.
**[21:45] Gin**
You thought you were chasing after him,
**[21:47] Gin**
but you'd started running
from him at some point.
**[21:50] Gin**
From your old man, from your family.
**[21:53] Gin**
You're empty.
**[21:55] Gin**
That's why you wanted to
find a purpose for yourself.
**[21:58] Gin**
But with your weak fists,
you couldn't blow away
**[22:01] Gin**
your old man's wig, let alone me.
**[22:05] Gin**
Strongest?
**[22:06] Gin**
You don't need a title like that.
**[22:09] Gin**
You already have one that
fits you perfectly...
**[22:13] Gin**
You stupid brother!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** Battle on Rakuyo Arc
Part 10
**[23:49] Kam**
You hadn't thrown it away yet?
**[23:50] Kag**
Stop, Kamui!
***SIGN*** Siblings
**[23:52] Gin**
This is as far as you go.
***SIGN*** Gintoki took over the title of "strongest" with one headbutt.
***SIGN*** He takes on Kamui, a member of the combat race Yato, to see who's number one!
***SIGN*** As Kagura and Shinpachi look on,
***SIGN*** something strange happens to Kamui...