E338 - Diamonds are Unscratchable

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SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Slip Arc
SIGN    Diamonds are Unscratchable
SIGN    GKB48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room
     and at a safe distance from your TV ♥
[01:40] S
    We would never let you
    leave looking so sad.
[01:46] S
    Why? Because...
[01:47] S
    We provide dreams to all of space
[01:51] S
    as the special unit of galactic idols.
[01:54] S
    That is why.
[01:56] G
    That's...
[01:59] Shin
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48?!
[02:02] Shin
    Why are they on Earth?
[02:04] Bi
    Guys, come to our meet-and-greet and wipe
    this bitter taste out of your mouths.
[02:10] Bi
    Otherwise your Bitchie will
    be so lonely, she'll cry.
[02:14] G
    I-I can't believe I get to
    meet the universe's top idols!
[02:18] G
    Is this some dream or fantasy?!
[02:20] G
    I'm going first!
[02:21] G
    No, I am!
[02:23] Gin
    Wait, what? Giant Knobhead Bitches 48?
[02:27] Shin
    No way... They're here in Edo?
[02:30] Shin
    They are Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.
[02:33] Shin
    On several planets, top idol groups
    faced off in a public vote,
[02:35] Shin
    and only the centers whose
    groups placed at the top—
[02:38] Shin
    in other words, only the top of the
    top idols from across the galaxy—
[02:42] Shin
    formed this top idol group!
[02:43] Gin
    How many times are you gonna say "top"?
[02:44] Shin
    They're the biggest idols in the galaxy!
[02:47] Shin
    They traverse planets, nabbing
    the top idol spot on each one,
[02:50] Shin
    then move on to their next target.
[02:51] Shin
    If that special unit of idols is here in
    Edo and showed up in front of Otsu-chan,
[02:57] Shin
    that must mean their next target is...
[03:00] Bi
    Terakado Tsu.
[03:01] Bi
    We got a good look at how
    Edo's top idol does sales.
[03:05] Bi
    I'm amazed you sit at the
    top of the pile like that.
[03:08] Bi
    It seems Edo has the weakest idols
    of all the planets we've been to.
[03:15] Bi
    Let us show you how real idols
[03:19] Bi
    do meet-and-greets.
[03:21] Shin
    A-Are those...
[03:23] Bi
    Line up and come in one by one, guys.
[03:26] Bi
    We want to spend quality
    time with each of you.
[03:30] Shin
    Why have closed spaces if
    they're only gonna shake hands?
[03:33] Taka
    Challenge accepted. I'll go first.
[03:37] Shin
    Taka-chin?
[03:39] Taka
    You ran your mouth at Otsu-chan.
[03:41] Taka
    If this meet-and-greet ain't up to
    scratch, you'll be in real trouble.
[03:45] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[03:46] Taka
    Sorry, Shin-chan.
[03:47] Taka
    I honestly don't understand what you're
    trying to do with Otsu-chan right now.
[03:54] Taka
    But I believe that you'll
    protect her to the end.
[04:01] Taka
    I believe that she would
    never lose to these hussies!
[04:05] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:09] Taka
    Huh? Seriously?
[04:10] Taka
    Is this how it works?
[04:12] Gin
    Uh, why is it shaking?
[04:13] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:16] Gin
    Huh? Was he in his undies just now?
[04:17] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:18] Gin
    I hear weird noises. What is that?
    What's going on?
[04:21] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:22] Gin
    He was totally butt-naked!
    What're they doing?
[04:24] Gin
    Are they really shaking hands?
[04:26] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:28] Gin
    Uh, hold up. What is this?
[04:30] Gin
    They're not shaking hands at all. They're
    doing something totally different.
[04:32] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:34] Gin
    What is that? Something just came out.
[04:35] Gin
    What's going on in there?
    What're you guys doing?
[04:38] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:39] Gin
    Now his whole body's covered in pixels!
    What happened to him?
[04:41] Gin
    Taka-chin!
[04:42] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:43] Gin
    Taka-chin?
[04:43] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:45] Gin
    Taka-chin?
[04:45] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:46] Gin
    Taka-chin?!
[04:47] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:51] Shin
    Taka-chin!
[04:52] Shin
    Pull yourself together, Taka-chin!
[04:54] Shin
    What happened, Taka-chin?!
[04:58] Taka
    Once I get home, I'm gonna
    burn all my porn mags.
[05:02] Shin
    What'd they do to you?!
[05:03] Gin
    What'd they do to him?
    They clearly just did him!
[05:06] Gin
    They totally got down and dirty.
[05:08] Gin
    He looks like he released everything he had
    pent up. He's basking in the afterglow.
[05:11] Shin
    Taka-chin, tell me what happened inside.
[05:14] Taka
    Everything turned white.
[05:16] Gin
    Crap! Now he's turned completely white!
[05:19] G
    Once I get home, I'll try being nicer to Mom.
[05:21] G
    I'll try to find something
    good about Kamiji Yusuke.
[05:24] Shin
    Hey! People are getting enlightened
    in the afterglow one after another!
[05:27] Gin
    Wait, are you kidding me?
[05:28] Gin
    Seriously? Is this for real?
[05:29] Gin
    What, do they shake something
    other than hands on their planets?
[05:33] Gin
    Are you kidding me? Seriously?
    Is this for real?
[05:35] Shin
    Calm down, Gin-san!
[05:38] Bi
    Our meet-and-greet made
    everyone weak in the knees.
[05:46] Bi
    Terakado Tsu, we've rendered all
    your fans completely spineless.
[05:50] Bi
    They're wrapped around our fingers.
[05:54] Bi
    This is what real idols are capable of.
[05:57] Bi
    What the greatest galactic
    idol group is capable of.
[06:00] Bi
    What Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48 is capable of.
[06:03] Gin
    Uh, idols? You're practically
    just pres!
[06:06] Bi
    What? How mean!
[06:08] Bi
    You know nothing about me!
[06:11] Bi
    You know nothing about
    what we were doing inside!
[06:16] Bi
    If you suspect us that much,
    why don't you try it yourself...
[06:19] Bi
    Our meet-and-greet.
[06:21] Gin
    I'll take the special course, please.
[06:22] Bi
    Meet-and-greet.
[06:23] Gin
    I can start a tab with you, right?
[06:25] Shin
    Like hell!
[06:26] Tsu
    No... My fans, who've been
    behind me all this time...
[06:26] Crowd
    All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
[06:30] Tsu
    The ones who've supported
    me all this time...
[06:33] Tsu
    In one moment, they all just...
[06:39] Tsu
    No...
[06:43] Tsu
    This can't be.
[06:46] Tsu
    This can't be happening!
[06:48] Shin
    Otsu-chan!
[06:48] Gin
    H-Hey! How long are you
    gonna sleep, you dumbass?!
[06:51] Shin
    Wait, Otsu-chan!
[06:54] Gin
    We still have a bunch of pillow
    sales events lined up after this!
[06:57] Gin
    Hey!
[07:00] Bi
    She went down far easier than expected.
[07:03] Crowd
    All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
[07:03] Bi
    But this isn't enough.
[07:05] Bi
    Getting these core idol fans on
    our side doesn't mean a thing.
[07:09] Bi
    All of Edo must watch as Terakado Tsu
    and Booger Diamonds 48 fall to pieces.
[07:17] Bi
    They need to know that we, Galaxy Kingdom
    Bitches 48, are the greatest idols alive.
[07:23] Bi
    Showtime is only just beginning.
[07:29] Shin
    I see.
[07:30] Shin
    Otsu-chan's still holed up?
[07:33] OMom
    She seems to be taking it really hard.
[07:36] Shin
    Sorry. It's all our fault
    for being so useless.
[07:39] OMom
    Oh, no. I made her form a unit to put
    her under this exact kind of pressure.
[07:45] OMom
    But I can't believe they came
    gunning for Otsu at the same time.
[07:49] OMom
    She's hit rock bottom, and
    she may not climb back up.
[07:53] Shin
    Otsu-chan will definitely bounce back!
[07:56] Shin
    She'd never lose to those people!
[07:57] Gin
    Yeah. Right now, we don't
    stand to make any mon—
[08:00] Gin
    I mean, make a decent impression,
    so give us a chance to turn this around.
[08:03] Kag
    Otsu's not alone.
[08:05] Kag
    If she's hit rock bottom,
    there's still something I,
[08:08] Kag
    along with Booger Diamonds 48,
    can do to help her.
[08:11] Kag
    I want her to remember that.
[08:15] OMom
    There's nothing any of you can do.
[08:18] OMom
    I mean...
SIGN    Terakado Tsu Cries Outside a Love Hotel!!
SIGN    Producer Carries BDZ48 Member Home!
[08:23] OMom
    You're all down there with her.
[08:36] R
    There they are!
[08:37] R
    It's Booger Diamonds 48's
    producer, Mr. Sakata!
[08:41] R
    What was Otsu-chan doing
    in front of a love hotel?
[08:44] R
    Is it true that you're using
    your position as producer
[08:46] R
    to screw around with your agency's idols?
[08:49] Shin
    You've got the wrong idea!
[08:50] Shin
    I was the one who was with
    Otsu-chan! I'm her manager!
[08:53] Shin
    We were just talking about work—
[08:55] R
    So the producer and manager are both
    screwing around with their agency's idols?
[08:59] Shin
    Did you listen to a word I said?!
[09:00] R
    Well?
[09:01] Gin
    You know they're gonna twist
    your words, Shinpachi.
[09:04] Gin
    Just get through it by saying
    "Whatever. I don't care."
[09:06] Shin
    They'll twist that even worse!
[09:07] Gin
    We've done nothing wrong.
    No need to run or hide.
[09:10] Kag
    That's right.
[09:12] Kag
    Besides, Gin-chan and I have gone long
    past "taking home." We live together.
[09:17] R
    What do you mean, you live together?
[09:19] Kag
    He keeps me at home without pay
[09:20] Kag
    and makes me do all kinds of stuff from
    morning to night until I can't stand.
[09:25] Kag
    Nothing wrong with that.
[09:27] Shin
    Everything about that sounds wrong!
[09:28] R
    Sakata-san, are you a lolicon po?
[09:31] Gin**
    I'm not a po! The P stands for producer!
[09:33] Gin**
    I'm not a lolicon, either!
[09:34] R
    So you're a po P?
[09:36] Gin**
    Knock it off already, you rotten cue ball!
[09:38] R
    Did you hear that verbal abuse?
[09:42] Tsu
    I no longer have any fans cheering me on.
[09:47] TV
    Showbiz really is seedy, huh?
[09:49] TV
    Well, everyone in the entertainment
    business is like this.
[09:49] Tsu
    I don't have anyone on my side.
[09:53] TV
    Should've seen it coming.
SIGN    Otsu and Her Manager
SIGN    Super Edo Scoop
[09:55] Shin
    Otsu-chan's in big trouble,
    and it's all our fault!
[09:58] Gin
    Tch.
[09:59] Gin
    Who woulda thought this would happen right
    before the release of the debut single?
[10:02] OMom
    We've been had.
[10:04] OMom
    The background on this
    photograph has been shopped.
[10:08] OMom
    In other words, you were used
    in a plot to bring Otsu down...
[10:13] OMom
    by Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.
[10:16] Shin
    Th-They were behind this?
[10:18] OMom
    They're a special squad that has destroyed
    top idols on all kinds of planets.
[10:22] OMom
    They're not picky about their methods.
[10:24] Shin
    They'll pay for this.
[10:25] Shin
    Let's expose their tactics and condemn them!
[10:28] OMom
    They have tremendous influence
    with media across the galaxy.
[10:32] OMom
    It'll never see the light of day.
[10:34] Gin
    At this point, our only choice is to
    upload a shaved-head apology video.
[10:39] Shin
    Even if you hate me, the manager,
[10:41] Shin
    please don't come to hate Booger Diamonds 48!
[10:44] Shin
    What part do you think you're shaving off?!
[10:45] Kag
    Or we'll have to put fries
    and Shinpachi side-by-side
[10:48] Kag
    and upload a video about
    which one will rot sooner.
[10:50] Shin
    Your brains are what's rotten!
[10:52] OMom
    Too late for that too, apparently.
    They got the jump on us.
[10:57] Bi
    Greetings, earthlings!
[10:59] Bi
    We are the special unit of galactic idols,
[11:02] Bi
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
[11:05] Bi
    As it turns out, we're going
    to make our debut on Earth!
[11:10] All
    Yay!
[11:12] Bi
    Our new single, "A Slut's Badge
    of Honor," releases December 10th.
[11:16] Shin
    December 10th? The same release date
    as Booger Diamonds 48's debut single?
[11:20] Gin
    They're even going with a similar title.
[11:22] Bi
    With that in mind, we plan to hold*
    a release event at Oedo Dome.
[11:29] Bi
    But since that alone wouldn't
    be exciting enough,
[11:31] Bi
    we've got some big guests lined up.
[11:33] Bi
    Surprise!
[11:35] Bi
    We want to invite Edo's top idol,
    Terakado Tsu-chan, to this event!
[11:41] Shin
    Wha?!
[11:42] Bi
    We don't have an appointment yet, but...
[11:44] Bi
    Terakado Tsu-san, why don't we face
    off to determine Edo's top idol?
[11:50] Bi
    Us, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48,
[11:54] Bi
    versus Terakado Tsu's Booger Diamonds 48?
[11:58] Bi
    Let's compete to see which of us can
    charm more fans in a meet-and-greet.
[12:03] Bi
    The winner gets to perform
    their new single live.
[12:06] Bi
    But the loser has to retire from the
    idol industry right then and there.
[12:12] Bi
    It's a battle to determine the top idol.
    There has to be some risk involved.
[12:17] Bi
    Let's settle this, Terakado Tsu-san.
[12:19] Bi
    You were once the top idol in all of Edo.
[12:23] Bi
    We trust you won't run
    away from this challenge.
SIGN    Up Next The Making of Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48's "A Slut's Badge of Honor"
SIGN    Cancel
[12:29] Shin
    Th-That was...
[12:31] OMom
    Well played.
[12:32] OMom
    Now that they've released
    this video to the public,
[12:35] OMom
    our reputation will be ruined if we refuse.
[12:37] Gin
    For someone so cute, she sure can play dirty.
[12:40] Gin
    Kingdom Bitches is a fitting name, I say.
[12:42] OMom
    The words "idol" and "bitch"
    are practically synonyms.
[12:45] OMom
    They're several times
    better at this than Otsu.
[12:48] Shin
    That's a hell of a thing for the
    president of an idol agency to say.
[12:52] OMom
    But we can't put her idol career on
    the line, even if it makes us lose face.
[12:57] OMom
    And having lost all her fans,
    Otsu stands no chance—
[12:59] Shin
    Not all of them.
[13:02] Shin
    She still has three fans right here.
[13:05] Kag
    Relax. I won't cause any trouble.
[13:08] Kag
    An idol digs out her boogers
    with her own hands.
[13:11] Gin
    And besides, we Booger Diamonds 48
[13:14] Gin
    are fully prepared to be the boogers that
    make Otsu-chan's diamond shine bright.
[13:20] OMom
    You guys...
[13:22] Shin
    Until now, Otsu-chan has given
    us hopes and dreams as an idol.
[13:28] Shin
    Now, it's our turn as fans to return the
    favor by giving her hopes and dreams.
SIGN    Oedo Dome
[13:41] Bi
    Hello, everyone!
[13:43] Bi
    Thanks for coming to see us today!
[13:48] Bi
    We are the idols of the entire universe...
[13:51] Bi
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
[13:55] Bi
    And here is the group that
    accepted our challenge...
[13:59] Kag
    Heya. We are Booger Diamonds 48.
[14:02] Bi
    Yeah, right!
[14:04] Bi
    Where's Otsu? You're just
    three piles of boogers now!
[14:08] Bi
    What kinda nostrils did you pop out of?!
[14:11] Gin
    We took responsibility for causing a
    scandal by shaving our heads down there.
[14:15] Gin
    We are the newest members...
[14:16] Shin
    Pachie!
[14:17] Gin
    Pako!
[14:19] Bi
    You call that taking responsibility?!
[14:21] Bi
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[14:22] Bi
    We're here for Terakado Tsu! We don't
    give two hoots about you morons!
[14:26] Kag
    Right back at ya. Otsu says she has
    no time to waste on knobhead bitches.
[14:33] Kag
    But we decided to drop by while
    chasing our boogers too far in.
[14:37] Kag
    You should be grateful to us.
[14:38] Bi
    Say what, you booger brat?
[14:40] Com
    Oh, my! Sparks are already
    flying on the stage!
[14:44] Com
    Booger Diamonds 48 and Galaxy
    Kingdom Bitches 48...
[14:48] Com
    Will their meet-and-greet with the fans
    turn into a World Martial Arts Tournament?
[14:53] Tae
    Fine by us.
[14:54] Tae
    We don't care if you're a special
    unit of galactic idols or whatever.
[14:58] Tae
    But if you want to settle things with
    force, then we'll gladly play along.
[15:02] Tae
    Just know that you won't stand
    a chance in hell of winning.
[15:06] Tae
    Not when you're against the strongest
    combat backing band in the galaxy,
[15:10] Tae
    Diamond Vacuum.
[15:13] Shin
    Sis!
[15:14] Gin
    So they made it.
[15:15] Com
    Whoa! Booger Diamonds 48 had
    a real ace up their sleeve!
[15:20] Com
    A group of hotties comparable to
    Otsu-chan has taken the stage!
[15:24] Kyu
    We're saying we'll battle you
    in your arena and on your terms.
[15:28] Kyu
    Get back, before we render
    your pretty faces useless.
[15:32] Sac
    How dare you frame our producer?
[15:35] Sac
    The one sleeping with Producer Sakata is me!
[15:38] Gin
    What are you even here for?
[15:40] Tsu
    I don't know how things ended up
    like this, but this too is fate.
[15:44] Tsu
    No matter in what arena, I refuse
    to lose any battles I take part in.
[15:49] Tsu
    I'll show you the fruits of my training.
[15:51] Gin
    What the hell did you guys train for?!
[15:53] Gin
    Don't just do whatever the hell you please!
[15:54] Bi
    I see.
[15:56] Bi
    Otsu ran from us, so you
    tried to make up for that
[15:59] Bi
    by hastily gathering trash
    that's nothing but looks?
[16:03] Bi
    Man, I've never felt this insulted before.
[16:09] Bi
    Fine. If that's how you want to
    play, we'll kill your careers
[16:15] Bi
    and crush you so thoroughly that Otsu will
    never think about taking the stage again.
[16:22] Bi
    Let's determine the greatest idols
    in the universe right here and now.
[16:28] Com
    Fight fair and square!
[16:31] Com
    The battle to determine the greatest
    idols alive is now underway.
[16:35] Com
    This battle between Galaxy Kingdom
    Bitches 48 and Booger Diamonds 48
[16:41] Com
    will be decided by how many fans flock
    to their respective meet-and-greets.
[16:41] All
    Pleased to meet you all!
[16:44] Com
    Whoa, as soon as the bell rings, a
    tidal wave of people comes rushing in.
[16:48] Com
    Incredible!
[16:49] Com
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
[16:52] Com
    It's like they're gobbling up every fan in
    the arena! What overwhelming popularity!
[16:56] Com
    Meanwhile, Booger Diamonds 48's
    base is tumbleweed central!
[17:00] Com
    They may have a bunch of hotties,
    but they're still newly debuted nobodies.
[17:04] Com
    Was it too soon for them to take on
    the galaxy's greatest idol group?
[17:09] Bi
    Otsu or no Otsu, the outcome was
    decided before it even started.
[17:14] Bi
    Didn't you realize that?
[17:15] Bi
    In truth, this was never a battle to
    determine the greatest idols alive.
[17:20] Bi
    It's just a public execution.
[17:22] Gin
    That so? Either way, you shouldn't
    get distracted during a battle.
[17:27] Bi
    Don't you get it? This can't
    even be called a battle.
[17:31] Gin
    You're the one who doesn't get it.
[17:33] Gin
    An idol's enemy isn't just in front of her.
[17:38] Tae
    Yikes, what's with that line?
[17:41] Sac
    It's an idol meet-and-greet, apparently.
[17:43] Bo
    Ew, gross.
[17:45] Com
    That's...
[17:49] Com
    A rear ambush by the backing band!
[17:53] Tae
    So what if they can shake hands with idols?
    Does that really make them happy?
[17:57] Tae
    Why are they so desperate?
[17:59] Sac
    You're so silly, Otae.
[18:01] Sac
    Look at them. They've probably never
    held a girl's hand in their lives.
[18:04] Sac
    Oh, sorry. They've probably
    never talked to one, either.
[18:06] Com
    The backing band unit's barrage of insults
[18:09] Com
    is making the fans lose all desire
    to attend the meet-and-greet!
[18:12] G
    Rude! I have at least talked to girls!
[18:14] Tae
    I bet it just went like, "Would
    you like that heated?" and "Sure."
[18:18] G
    There was more! Like,
    "I don't need a plastic bag."
[18:21] Sac
    You don't call that talking to a girl.
[18:23] Bi
    That's cheating! Do you really
    think you can mess with our line?
[18:27] Gin
    Keep talking. Plotting evil from behind
    the idol is what a backing band does.
[18:32] Tae
    Don't they know that lining up
    here won't resolve a thing?
[18:37] Sac
    They're basically lining up to
    climb the 13 stairs to the gallows.
[18:42] Com
    Corpses everywhere!
[18:43] Com
    They're massacring the fans in Galaxy
    Kingdom Bitches 48's line one after another!
[18:48] Bi
    Such futile resistance.
[18:49] Bi
    Your sabotaging is only making the
    fans distance themselves from you.
[18:57] Bi
    What?
[18:57] Kyu
    You went too far, Tae-chan, Sarutobi.
[19:00] Bi
    They had a Plan B with more backing
    band members at the back?
[19:04] Tsu
    Sorry. Are you all right?
[19:07] Tsu
    Can you stand?
[19:08] Bi
    Don't tell me, the first two backing
    band members were just a setup?
[19:12] Tsu
    Forgive them.
[19:14] Tsu
    They mean no harm. They're just a little shy.
[19:17] Bi
    By mercilessly beating down the
    fans and then picking them up...
[19:20] Tsu
    They wanted to talk to you all, but it
    seems they didn't know where to begin.
[19:25] Tsu
    After all, it's the same for us.
[19:28] Kyu
    W-We've never held a meet-and-greet...
[19:31] Tsu
    ...before today.
[19:34] Tae
    Sorry.
[19:35] Sac
    In truth, we're the same as you.
[19:39] Tae
    If you don't mind...
[19:42] All
    ...could you take our first time?
[19:46] Bi
    They brought out the tsundere act?!
[19:48] C
    Hey, why did my heart just skip a beat?
[19:51] C
    The girls over there are pretty cute, too!
[19:53] C
    I think I'll head over there!
[19:54] C
    Me, too!
[19:55] C
    Me three!
[19:56] Com
    Whoa, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches
    48's line is falling apart!
[20:01] Gin
    You were right. Nobodies could never
    beat the greatest idols in the universe.
[20:07] Gin
    But it looks like this battle
[20:09] Gin
    is neither to determine the greatest
    idols alive nor a public execution.
[20:15] Gin
    I hear it's just a battle to
    determine the biggest sluts alive.
[20:18] Gin
    You're the ones who started playing dirty.
[20:22] Gin
    We'll make you regret it!
[20:27] Bi
    Wh-What're those?
[20:29] Gin
    Even if we can't win as idols,
[20:32] Gin
    Booger Diamonds 48 is invincible
    in a battle of the sluts.
[20:38] Com
    Those are... toilet stalls!
[20:40] Com
    Are they using toilet stalls, of all things,
    to compete with the bewitching curtains?
[20:46] Bi
    H-How vulgar.
[20:49] Bi
    A meet-and-greet in such a disgusting
    place would never make the fans happy.
[20:52] G
    Wh-What's with the toilets?
[20:54] G
    Don't tell me, we'll get to see them
    doing all sorts of dirty things?
[20:59] G
    No way, man.
[21:00] G
    But they're toilets.
[21:01] Com
    Oh, dear! The fans are beset by confusion!
[21:07] Kag
    Hey, Gin-chan! What's the meaning of this?
[21:10] Tae
    This is the first I'm hearing of a
    meet-and-greet in toilets, Shin-chan.
[21:12] Shin
    I-It's not what you think, Sis!
[21:14] Com
    The fans aren't the only ones confused!
[21:17] Gin
    You know... This is the first
    meet-and-greet for you guys, too.
[21:20] Gin
    You're probably feeling
    too shy to face the fans.
[21:23] Gin
    That's where these come in.
    Enter the stalls from beneath the toilets.
[21:28] Gin
    Just stick your hands out and wait.
[21:31] Gin
    That way, you can deal with any
    kind of embarrassment just fine.
[21:34] Gin
    All you have to do after
    that is shake everything.
[21:37] Gin
    You won't see a thing, but it's simple.
[21:39] Gin
    Just grab everything that's
    held out in front of you.
[21:41] Gin
    Consider your hand nothing but toilet paper.
[21:43] Tae
    What perverted acts are you
    trying to make us perform?!
[21:46] G
    You hear that?
[21:48] G
    I'm going over there!
[21:51] Com
    Wow! Even more people are leaving
    Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48's line!
[21:56] Com
    Producer Sakata is stealing even more
    fans with a terrifying slut plan!
[22:01] Bi
    You shitheads!
[22:03] Gin
    This is where things get real.
[22:05] Gin
    Let's do this. Show them what
    real sluts are capable of!
[22:09] All
    Who're you calling sluts?!
[22:11] Gin
    Ger-bleaurgh!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Preview
[23:44] Tsu
    Everyone... Thank you so,
    so much for everything.
[23:49] Tsu
    Next time: "An Idol's Badge of Honor."
SIGN    An Idol's Badge of Honor
SIGN    Shocked and hurt, Otsu holes up.
SIGN    Will she end up retiring like this?
SIGN    In this idol battle without honor and humanity,
SIGN    who will stand victorious in the end?