# E338 - Diamonds are Unscratchable
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***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Slip Arc
***SIGN*** Diamonds are Unscratchable
***SIGN*** GKB48's Request!! Watch this program in a bright room
and at a safe distance from your TV ♥
**[01:40] S**
We would never let you
leave looking so sad.
**[01:46] S**
Why? Because...
**[01:47] S**
We provide dreams to all of space
**[01:51] S**
as the special unit of galactic idols.
**[01:54] S**
That is why.
**[01:56] G**
That's...
**[01:59] Shin**
Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48?!
**[02:02] Shin**
Why are they on Earth?
**[02:04] Bi**
Guys, come to our meet-and-greet and wipe
this bitter taste out of your mouths.
**[02:10] Bi**
Otherwise your Bitchie will
be so lonely, she'll cry.
**[02:14] G**
I-I can't believe I get to
meet the universe's top idols!
**[02:18] G**
Is this some dream or fantasy?!
**[02:20] G**
I'm going first!
**[02:21] G**
No, I am!
**[02:23] Gin**
Wait, what? Giant Knobhead Bitches 48?
**[02:27] Shin**
No way... They're here in Edo?
**[02:30] Shin**
They are Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.
**[02:33] Shin**
On several planets, top idol groups
faced off in a public vote,
**[02:35] Shin**
and only the centers whose
groups placed at the top—
**[02:38] Shin**
in other words, only the top of the
top idols from across the galaxy—
**[02:42] Shin**
formed this top idol group!
**[02:43] Gin**
How many times are you gonna say "top"?
**[02:44] Shin**
They're the biggest idols in the galaxy!
**[02:47] Shin**
They traverse planets, nabbing
the top idol spot on each one,
**[02:50] Shin**
then move on to their next target.
**[02:51] Shin**
If that special unit of idols is here in
Edo and showed up in front of Otsu-chan,
**[02:57] Shin**
that must mean their next target is...
**[03:00] Bi**
Terakado Tsu.
**[03:01] Bi**
We got a good look at how
Edo's top idol does sales.
**[03:05] Bi**
I'm amazed you sit at the
top of the pile like that.
**[03:08] Bi**
It seems Edo has the weakest idols
of all the planets we've been to.
**[03:15] Bi**
Let us show you how real idols
**[03:19] Bi**
do meet-and-greets.
**[03:21] Shin**
A-Are those...
**[03:23] Bi**
Line up and come in one by one, guys.
**[03:26] Bi**
We want to spend quality
time with each of you.
**[03:30] Shin**
Why have closed spaces if
they're only gonna shake hands?
**[03:33] Taka**
Challenge accepted. I'll go first.
**[03:37] Shin**
Taka-chin?
**[03:39] Taka**
You ran your mouth at Otsu-chan.
**[03:41] Taka**
If this meet-and-greet ain't up to
scratch, you'll be in real trouble.
**[03:45] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[03:46] Taka**
Sorry, Shin-chan.
**[03:47] Taka**
I honestly don't understand what you're
trying to do with Otsu-chan right now.
**[03:54] Taka**
But I believe that you'll
protect her to the end.
**[04:01] Taka**
I believe that she would
never lose to these hussies!
**[04:05] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:09] Taka**
Huh? Seriously?
**[04:10] Taka**
Is this how it works?
**[04:12] Gin**
Uh, why is it shaking?
**[04:13] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:16] Gin**
Huh? Was he in his undies just now?
**[04:17] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:18] Gin**
I hear weird noises. What is that?
What's going on?
**[04:21] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:22] Gin**
He was totally butt-naked!
What're they doing?
**[04:24] Gin**
Are they really shaking hands?
**[04:26] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:28] Gin**
Uh, hold up. What is this?
**[04:30] Gin**
They're not shaking hands at all. They're
doing something totally different.
**[04:32] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:34] Gin**
What is that? Something just came out.
**[04:35] Gin**
What's going on in there?
What're you guys doing?
**[04:38] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:39] Gin**
Now his whole body's covered in pixels!
What happened to him?
**[04:41] Gin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:42] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:43] Gin**
Taka-chin?
**[04:43] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:45] Gin**
Taka-chin?
**[04:45] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:46] Gin**
Taka-chin?!
**[04:47] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:51] Shin**
Taka-chin!
**[04:52] Shin**
Pull yourself together, Taka-chin!
**[04:54] Shin**
What happened, Taka-chin?!
**[04:58] Taka**
Once I get home, I'm gonna
burn all my porn mags.
**[05:02] Shin**
What'd they do to you?!
**[05:03] Gin**
What'd they do to him?
They clearly just did him!
**[05:06] Gin**
They totally got down and dirty.
**[05:08] Gin**
He looks like he released everything he had
pent up. He's basking in the afterglow.
**[05:11] Shin**
Taka-chin, tell me what happened inside.
**[05:14] Taka**
Everything turned white.
**[05:16] Gin**
Crap! Now he's turned completely white!
**[05:19] G**
Once I get home, I'll try being nicer to Mom.
**[05:21] G**
I'll try to find something
good about Kamiji Yusuke.
**[05:24] Shin**
Hey! People are getting enlightened
in the afterglow one after another!
**[05:27] Gin**
Wait, are you kidding me?
**[05:28] Gin**
Seriously? Is this for real?
**[05:29] Gin**
What, do they shake something
other than hands on their planets?
**[05:33] Gin**
Are you kidding me? Seriously?
Is this for real?
**[05:35] Shin**
Calm down, Gin-san!
**[05:38] Bi**
Our meet-and-greet made
everyone weak in the knees.
**[05:46] Bi**
Terakado Tsu, we've rendered all
your fans completely spineless.
**[05:50] Bi**
They're wrapped around our fingers.
**[05:54] Bi**
This is what real idols are capable of.
**[05:57] Bi**
What the greatest galactic
idol group is capable of.
**[06:00] Bi**
What Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48 is capable of.
**[06:03] Gin**
Uh, idols? You're practically
just pr*******es!
**[06:06] Bi**
What? How mean!
**[06:08] Bi**
You know nothing about me!
**[06:11] Bi**
You know nothing about
what we were doing inside!
**[06:16] Bi**
If you suspect us that much,
why don't you try it yourself...
**[06:19] Bi**
Our meet-and-greet.
**[06:21] Gin**
I'll take the special course, please.
**[06:22] Bi**
Meet-and-greet.
**[06:23] Gin**
I can start a tab with you, right?
**[06:25] Shin**
Like hell!
**[06:26] Tsu**
No... My fans, who've been
behind me all this time...
**[06:26] Crowd**
All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
**[06:30] Tsu**
The ones who've supported
me all this time...
**[06:33] Tsu**
In one moment, they all just...
**[06:39] Tsu**
No...
**[06:43] Tsu**
This can't be.
**[06:46] Tsu**
This can't be happening!
**[06:48] Shin**
Otsu-chan!
**[06:48] Gin**
H-Hey! How long are you
gonna sleep, you dumbass?!
**[06:51] Shin**
Wait, Otsu-chan!
**[06:54] Gin**
We still have a bunch of pillow
sales events lined up after this!
**[06:57] Gin**
Hey!
**[07:00] Bi**
She went down far easier than expected.
**[07:03] Crowd**
All hail Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
**[07:03] Bi**
But this isn't enough.
**[07:05] Bi**
Getting these core idol fans on
our side doesn't mean a thing.
**[07:09] Bi**
All of Edo must watch as Terakado Tsu
and Booger Diamonds 48 fall to pieces.
**[07:17] Bi**
They need to know that we, Galaxy Kingdom
Bitches 48, are the greatest idols alive.
**[07:23] Bi**
Showtime is only just beginning.
**[07:29] Shin**
I see.
**[07:30] Shin**
Otsu-chan's still holed up?
**[07:33] OMom**
She seems to be taking it really hard.
**[07:36] Shin**
Sorry. It's all our fault
for being so useless.
**[07:39] OMom**
Oh, no. I made her form a unit to put
her under this exact kind of pressure.
**[07:45] OMom**
But I can't believe they came
gunning for Otsu at the same time.
**[07:49] OMom**
She's hit rock bottom, and
she may not climb back up.
**[07:53] Shin**
Otsu-chan will definitely bounce back!
**[07:56] Shin**
She'd never lose to those people!
**[07:57] Gin**
Yeah. Right now, we don't
stand to make any mon—
**[08:00] Gin**
I mean, make a decent impression,
so give us a chance to turn this around.
**[08:03] Kag**
Otsu's not alone.
**[08:05] Kag**
If she's hit rock bottom,
there's still something I,
**[08:08] Kag**
along with Booger Diamonds 48,
can do to help her.
**[08:11] Kag**
I want her to remember that.
**[08:15] OMom**
There's nothing any of you can do.
**[08:18] OMom**
I mean...
***SIGN*** Terakado Tsu Cries Outside a Love Hotel!!
***SIGN*** Producer Carries BDZ48 Member Home!
**[08:23] OMom**
You're all down there with her.
**[08:36] R**
There they are!
**[08:37] R**
It's Booger Diamonds 48's
producer, Mr. Sakata!
**[08:41] R**
What was Otsu-chan doing
in front of a love hotel?
**[08:44] R**
Is it true that you're using
your position as producer
**[08:46] R**
to screw around with your agency's idols?
**[08:49] Shin**
You've got the wrong idea!
**[08:50] Shin**
I was the one who was with
Otsu-chan! I'm her manager!
**[08:53] Shin**
We were just talking about work—
**[08:55] R**
So the producer and manager are both
screwing around with their agency's idols?
**[08:59] Shin**
Did you listen to a word I said?!
**[09:00] R**
Well?
**[09:01] Gin**
You know they're gonna twist
your words, Shinpachi.
**[09:04] Gin**
Just get through it by saying
"Whatever. I don't care."
**[09:06] Shin**
They'll twist that even worse!
**[09:07] Gin**
We've done nothing wrong.
No need to run or hide.
**[09:10] Kag**
That's right.
**[09:12] Kag**
Besides, Gin-chan and I have gone long
past "taking home." We live together.
**[09:17] R**
What do you mean, you live together?
**[09:19] Kag**
He keeps me at home without pay
**[09:20] Kag**
and makes me do all kinds of stuff from
morning to night until I can't stand.
**[09:25] Kag**
Nothing wrong with that.
**[09:27] Shin**
Everything about that sounds wrong!
**[09:28] R**
Sakata-san, are you a lolicon p**o?
**[09:31] Gin**
I'm not a p**o! The P stands for producer!
**[09:33] Gin**
I'm not a lolicon, either!
**[09:34] R**
So you're a p**o P?
**[09:36] Gin**
Knock it off already, you rotten cue ball!
**[09:38] R**
Did you hear that verbal abuse?
**[09:42] Tsu**
I no longer have any fans cheering me on.
**[09:47] TV**
*Showbiz really is seedy, huh?*
**[09:49] TV**
*Well, everyone in the entertainment
business is like this.*
**[09:49] Tsu**
I don't have anyone on my side.
**[09:53] TV**
*Should've seen it coming.*
***SIGN*** Otsu and Her Manager
***SIGN*** Super Edo Scoop
**[09:55] Shin**
Otsu-chan's in big trouble,
and it's all our fault!
**[09:58] Gin**
Tch.
**[09:59] Gin**
Who woulda thought this would happen right
before the release of the debut single?
**[10:02] OMom**
We've been had.
**[10:04] OMom**
The background on this
photograph has been shopped.
**[10:08] OMom**
In other words, you were used
in a plot to bring Otsu down...
**[10:13] OMom**
by Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48.
**[10:16] Shin**
Th-They were behind this?
**[10:18] OMom**
They're a special squad that has destroyed
top idols on all kinds of planets.
**[10:22] OMom**
They're not picky about their methods.
**[10:24] Shin**
They'll pay for this.
**[10:25] Shin**
Let's expose their tactics and condemn them!
**[10:28] OMom**
They have tremendous influence
with media across the galaxy.
**[10:32] OMom**
It'll never see the light of day.
**[10:34] Gin**
At this point, our only choice is to
upload a shaved-head apology video.
**[10:39] Shin**
Even if you hate me, the manager,
**[10:41] Shin**
please don't come to hate Booger Diamonds 48!
**[10:44] Shin**
What part do you think you're shaving off?!
**[10:45] Kag**
Or we'll have to put fries
and Shinpachi side-by-side
**[10:48] Kag**
and upload a video about
which one will rot sooner.
**[10:50] Shin**
Your brains are what's rotten!
**[10:52] OMom**
Too late for that too, apparently.
They got the jump on us.
**[10:57] Bi**
*Greetings, earthlings!*
**[10:59] Bi**
*We are the special unit of galactic idols,*
**[11:02] Bi**
*Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!*
**[11:05] Bi**
* As it turns out, we're going*
* to make our debut on Earth!*
**[11:10] All**
*Yay!*
**[11:12] Bi**
* Our new single, "A Slut's Badge*
* of Honor," releases December 10th.*
**[11:16] Shin**
December 10th? The same release date
as Booger Diamonds 48's debut single?
**[11:20] Gin**
They're even going with a similar title.
**[11:22] Bi**
* With that in mind, we plan to hold*
* a release event at Oedo Dome.*
**[11:29] Bi**
* But since that alone wouldn't*
* be exciting enough,*
**[11:31] Bi**
*we've got some big guests lined up.*
**[11:33] Bi**
*Surprise!*
**[11:35] Bi**
* We want to invite Edo's top idol,*
* Terakado Tsu-chan, to this event!*
**[11:41] Shin**
Wha?!
**[11:42] Bi**
*We don't have an appointment yet, but...*
**[11:44] Bi**
* Terakado Tsu-san, why don't we face*
* off to determine Edo's top idol?*
**[11:50] Bi**
*Us, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48,*
**[11:54] Bi**
*versus Terakado Tsu's Booger Diamonds 48?*
**[11:58] Bi**
* Let's compete to see which of us can*
* charm more fans in a meet-and-greet.*
**[12:03] Bi**
* The winner gets to perform*
* their new single live.*
**[12:06] Bi**
* But the loser has to retire from the*
* idol industry right then and there.*
**[12:12] Bi**
* It's a battle to determine the top idol.*
* There has to be some risk involved.*
**[12:17] Bi**
*Let's settle this, Terakado Tsu-san.*
**[12:19] Bi**
*You were once the top idol in all of Edo.*
**[12:23] Bi**
* We trust you won't run*
* away from this challenge.*
***SIGN*** Up Next The Making of Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48's "A Slut's Badge of Honor"
***SIGN*** Cancel
**[12:29] Shin**
Th-That was...
**[12:31] OMom**
Well played.
**[12:32] OMom**
Now that they've released
this video to the public,
**[12:35] OMom**
our reputation will be ruined if we refuse.
**[12:37] Gin**
For someone so cute, she sure can play dirty.
**[12:40] Gin**
Kingdom Bitches is a fitting name, I say.
**[12:42] OMom**
The words "idol" and "bitch"
are practically synonyms.
**[12:45] OMom**
They're several times
better at this than Otsu.
**[12:48] Shin**
That's a hell of a thing for the
president of an idol agency to say.
**[12:52] OMom**
But we can't put her idol career on
the line, even if it makes us lose face.
**[12:57] OMom**
And having lost all her fans,
Otsu stands no chance—
**[12:59] Shin**
Not all of them.
**[13:02] Shin**
She still has three fans right here.
**[13:05] Kag**
Relax. I won't cause any trouble.
**[13:08] Kag**
An idol digs out her boogers
with her own hands.
**[13:11] Gin**
And besides, we Booger Diamonds 48
**[13:14] Gin**
are fully prepared to be the boogers that
make Otsu-chan's diamond shine bright.
**[13:20] OMom**
You guys...
**[13:22] Shin**
Until now, Otsu-chan has given
us hopes and dreams as an idol.
**[13:28] Shin**
Now, it's our turn as fans to return the
favor by giving *her* hopes and dreams.
***SIGN*** Oedo Dome
**[13:41] Bi**
Hello, everyone!
**[13:43] Bi**
Thanks for coming to see us today!
**[13:48] Bi**
We are the idols of the entire universe...
**[13:51] Bi**
Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
**[13:55] Bi**
And here is the group that
accepted our challenge...
**[13:59] Kag**
Heya. We are Booger Diamonds 48.
**[14:02] Bi**
Yeah, right!
**[14:04] Bi**
Where's Otsu? You're just
three piles of boogers now!
**[14:08] Bi**
What kinda nostrils did you pop out of?!
**[14:11] Gin**
We took responsibility for causing a
scandal by shaving our heads down there.
**[14:15] Gin**
We are the newest members...
**[14:16] Shin**
Pachie!
**[14:17] Gin**
Pako!
**[14:19] Bi**
You call that taking responsibility?!
**[14:21] Bi**
You've gotta be kidding me.
**[14:22] Bi**
We're here for Terakado Tsu! We don't
give two hoots about you morons!
**[14:26] Kag**
Right back at ya. Otsu says she has
no time to waste on knobhead bitches.
**[14:33] Kag**
But we decided to drop by while
chasing our boogers too far in.
**[14:37] Kag**
You should be grateful to us.
**[14:38] Bi**
Say what, you booger brat?
**[14:40] Com**
Oh, my! Sparks are already
flying on the stage!
**[14:44] Com**
Booger Diamonds 48 and Galaxy
Kingdom Bitches 48...
**[14:48] Com**
Will their meet-and-greet with the fans
turn into a World Martial Arts Tournament?
**[14:53] Tae**
Fine by us.
**[14:54] Tae**
We don't care if you're a special
unit of galactic idols or whatever.
**[14:58] Tae**
But if you want to settle things with
force, then we'll gladly play along.
**[15:02] Tae**
Just know that you won't stand
a chance in hell of winning.
**[15:06] Tae**
Not when you're against the strongest
combat backing band in the galaxy,
**[15:10] Tae**
Diamond Vacuum.
**[15:13] Shin**
Sis!
**[15:14] Gin**
So they made it.
**[15:15] Com**
Whoa! Booger Diamonds 48 had
a real ace up their sleeve!
**[15:20] Com**
A group of hotties comparable to
Otsu-chan has taken the stage!
**[15:24] Kyu**
We're saying we'll battle you
in your arena and on your terms.
**[15:28] Kyu**
Get back, before we render
your pretty faces useless.
**[15:32] Sac**
How dare you frame our producer?
**[15:35] Sac**
The one sleeping with Producer Sakata is me!
**[15:38] Gin**
What are you even here for?
**[15:40] Tsu**
I don't know how things ended up
like this, but this too is fate.
**[15:44] Tsu**
No matter in what arena, I refuse
to lose any battles I take part in.
**[15:49] Tsu**
I'll show you the fruits of my training.
**[15:51] Gin**
What the hell did you guys train for?!
**[15:53] Gin**
Don't just do whatever the hell you please!
**[15:54] Bi**
I see.
**[15:56] Bi**
Otsu ran from us, so you
tried to make up for that
**[15:59] Bi**
by hastily gathering trash
that's nothing but looks?
**[16:03] Bi**
Man, I've never felt this insulted before.
**[16:09] Bi**
Fine. If that's how you want to
play, we'll kill your careers
**[16:15] Bi**
and crush you so thoroughly that Otsu will
never think about taking the stage again.
**[16:22] Bi**
Let's determine the greatest idols
in the universe right here and now.
**[16:28] Com**
Fight fair and square!
**[16:31] Com**
The battle to determine the greatest
idols alive is now underway.
**[16:35] Com**
This battle between Galaxy Kingdom
Bitches 48 and Booger Diamonds 48
**[16:41] Com**
will be decided by how many fans flock
to their respective meet-and-greets.
**[16:41] All**
Pleased to meet you all!
**[16:44] Com**
Whoa, as soon as the bell rings, a
tidal wave of people comes rushing in.
**[16:48] Com**
Incredible!
**[16:49] Com**
Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48!
**[16:52] Com**
It's like they're gobbling up every fan in
the arena! What overwhelming popularity!
**[16:56] Com**
Meanwhile, Booger Diamonds 48's
base is tumbleweed central!
**[17:00] Com**
They may have a bunch of hotties,
but they're still newly debuted nobodies.
**[17:04] Com**
Was it too soon for them to take on
the galaxy's greatest idol group?
**[17:09] Bi**
Otsu or no Otsu, the outcome was
decided before it even started.
**[17:14] Bi**
Didn't you realize that?
**[17:15] Bi**
In truth, this was never a battle to
determine the greatest idols alive.
**[17:20] Bi**
It's just a public execution.
**[17:22] Gin**
That so? Either way, you shouldn't
get distracted during a battle.
**[17:27] Bi**
Don't you get it? This can't
even be called a battle.
**[17:31] Gin**
You're the one who doesn't get it.
**[17:33] Gin**
An idol's enemy isn't just in front of her.
**[17:38] Tae**
Yikes, what's with that line?
**[17:41] Sac**
It's an idol meet-and-greet, apparently.
**[17:43] Bo**
Ew, gross.
**[17:45] Com**
That's...
**[17:49] Com**
A rear ambush by the backing band!
**[17:53] Tae**
So what if they can shake hands with idols?
Does that really make them happy?
**[17:57] Tae**
Why are they so desperate?
**[17:59] Sac**
You're so silly, Otae.
**[18:01] Sac**
Look at them. They've probably never
held a girl's hand in their lives.
**[18:04] Sac**
Oh, sorry. They've probably
never talked to one, either.
**[18:06] Com**
The backing band unit's barrage of insults
**[18:09] Com**
is making the fans lose all desire
to attend the meet-and-greet!
**[18:12] G**
Rude! I have at least talked to girls!
**[18:14] Tae**
I bet it just went like, "Would
you like that heated?" and "Sure."
**[18:18] G**
There was more! Like,
"I don't need a plastic bag."
**[18:21] Sac**
You don't call that talking to a girl.
**[18:23] Bi**
That's cheating! Do you really
think you can mess with our line?
**[18:27] Gin**
Keep talking. Plotting evil from behind
the idol is what a backing band does.
**[18:32] Tae**
Don't they know that lining up
here won't resolve a thing?
**[18:37] Sac**
They're basically lining up to
climb the 13 stairs to the gallows.
**[18:42] Com**
Corpses everywhere!
**[18:43] Com**
They're massacring the fans in Galaxy
Kingdom Bitches 48's line one after another!
**[18:48] Bi**
Such futile resistance.
**[18:49] Bi**
Your sabotaging is only making the
fans distance themselves from you.
**[18:57] Bi**
*What?*
**[18:57] Kyu**
You went too far, Tae-chan, Sarutobi.
**[19:00] Bi**
* They had a Plan B with more backing*
* band members at the back?*
**[19:04] Tsu**
Sorry. Are you all right?
**[19:07] Tsu**
Can you stand?
**[19:08] Bi**
* Don't tell me, the first two backing*
* band members were just a setup?*
**[19:12] Tsu**
Forgive them.
**[19:14] Tsu**
They mean no harm. They're just a little shy.
**[19:17] Bi**
* By mercilessly beating down the*
* fans and then picking them up...*
**[19:20] Tsu**
They wanted to talk to you all, but it
seems they didn't know where to begin.
**[19:25] Tsu**
After all, it's the same for us.
**[19:28] Kyu**
W-We've never held a meet-and-greet...
**[19:31] Tsu**
...before today.
**[19:34] Tae**
Sorry.
**[19:35] Sac**
In truth, we're the same as you.
**[19:39] Tae**
If you don't mind...
**[19:42] All**
...could you take our first time?
**[19:46] Bi**
*They brought out the tsundere act?!*
**[19:48] C**
Hey, why did my heart just skip a beat?
**[19:51] C**
The girls over there are pretty cute, too!
**[19:53] C**
I think I'll head over there!
**[19:54] C**
Me, too!
**[19:55] C**
Me three!
**[19:56] Com**
Whoa, Galaxy Kingdom Bitches
48's line is falling apart!
**[20:01] Gin**
You were right. Nobodies could never
beat the greatest idols in the universe.
**[20:07] Gin**
But it looks like this battle
**[20:09] Gin**
is neither to determine the greatest
idols alive nor a public execution.
**[20:15] Gin**
I hear it's just a battle to
determine the biggest sluts alive.
**[20:18] Gin**
You're the ones who started playing dirty.
**[20:22] Gin**
We'll make you regret it!
**[20:27] Bi**
Wh-What're those?
**[20:29] Gin**
Even if we can't win as idols,
**[20:32] Gin**
Booger Diamonds 48 is invincible
in a battle of the sluts.
**[20:38] Com**
Those are... toilet stalls!
**[20:40] Com**
Are they using toilet stalls, of all things,
to compete with the bewitching curtains?
**[20:46] Bi**
H-How vulgar.
**[20:49] Bi**
A meet-and-greet in such a disgusting
place would never make the fans happy.
**[20:52] G**
Wh-What's with the toilets?
**[20:54] G**
Don't tell me, we'll get to see them
doing all sorts of dirty things?
**[20:59] G**
No way, man.
**[21:00] G**
But they're toilets.
**[21:01] Com**
Oh, dear! The fans are beset by confusion!
**[21:07] Kag**
Hey, Gin-chan! What's the meaning of this?
**[21:10] Tae**
This is the first I'm hearing of a
meet-and-greet in toilets, Shin-chan.
**[21:12] Shin**
I-It's not what you think, Sis!
**[21:14] Com**
The fans aren't the only ones confused!
**[21:17] Gin**
You know... This is the first
meet-and-greet for you guys, too.
**[21:20] Gin**
You're probably feeling
too shy to face the fans.
**[21:23] Gin**
That's where these come in.
Enter the stalls from beneath the toilets.
**[21:28] Gin**
Just stick your hands out and wait.
**[21:31] Gin**
That way, you can deal with any
kind of embarrassment just fine.
**[21:34] Gin**
All you have to do after
that is shake everything.
**[21:37] Gin**
You won't see a thing, but it's simple.
**[21:39] Gin**
Just grab everything that's
held out in front of you.
**[21:41] Gin**
Consider your hand nothing but toilet paper.
**[21:43] Tae**
What perverted acts are you
trying to make us perform?!
**[21:46] G**
You hear that?
**[21:48] G**
I'm going over there!
**[21:51] Com**
Wow! Even more people are leaving
Galaxy Kingdom Bitches 48's line!
**[21:56] Com**
Producer Sakata is stealing even more
fans with a terrifying slut plan!
**[22:01] Bi**
You shitheads!
**[22:03] Gin**
This is where things get real.
**[22:05] Gin**
Let's do this. Show them what
real sluts are capable of!
**[22:09] All**
Who're you calling sluts?!
**[22:11] Gin**
Ger-bleaurgh!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
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**[23:44] Tsu**
Everyone... Thank you so,
so much for everything.
**[23:49] Tsu**
Next time: "An Idol's Badge of Honor."
***SIGN*** An Idol's Badge of Honor
***SIGN*** Shocked and hurt, Otsu holes up.
***SIGN*** Will she end up retiring like this?
***SIGN*** In this idol battle without honor and humanity,
***SIGN*** who will stand victorious in the end?