# E229 - Making It Through Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZXQDVMR/making-it-through-love)
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***SIGN*** Who has the best in-game girlfriend? We'll find out in the My Wife World Tournament!
***SIGN*** Can the power of Gintoki and Pinko's love shatter Shinpachi's illusions (girlfriend)?!
***SIGN*** Making It Through Love
***SIGN*** Love Choris My Wife World Tournament
**[01:44] N**
First, for the preliminaries, we'll need
everyone to split up into three groups
**[01:49] N**
according to their heroine.
**[01:50] N**
So there will be a Sayaka group,
a Momo group, and a Pinko group.
**[01:55] N**
You will compete against the
other members in your group,
**[01:58] N**
and one victorious couple
will advance to the finals.
**[02:01] N**
That couple will represent
**[02:03] ---**
their group in determining
which heroine is best.
**[02:06] N**
The one who best demonstrates his
**[02:09] N**
girlfriend's charm during
an in-game date wins!
**[02:12] N**
Let the games begin!
**[02:16] 132**
Allow me to show you the
power of a girlfriend
**[02:19] 132**
with over 5,000 hours of play time logged!
***SIGN*** Boyfriend's Perspective
**[02:21] N**
Contestant #132 from the Momo-san
group has made the first move.
**[02:22] Momo**
Shige-kun!
**[02:25] N**
Naturally, his boyfriend and
intimacy levels are both maxed!
**[02:26] Momo**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:30] Momo**
There aren't very many people around...
**[02:33] Momo**
I can't hold myself back!
**[02:37] N**
Hey! The girlfriend is jumping
right into the action!
**[02:41] Kondo**
That's what happens when
bystanders are zero,
**[02:44] Kondo**
points are maxed, and the
heroine's mood is aroused!
**[02:47] Kondo**
The French Kiss!
***SIGN*** French Kiss
**[02:48] Gin**
Aroused?!
**[02:49] Gin**
Is this supposed to be an erotic game?!
**[02:51] Kondo**
It's so rare that most of the hardcore
gamers have yet to experience this!
**[02:55] 132**
I spent all that time
preparing for this day!
**[03:00] C**
Stop!
**[03:01] C**
My poor Momo-san!
**[03:03] Momo**
Please calm yourself.
**[03:04] Momo**
Your Momo is right here.
**[03:07] N**
Oh no!
**[03:08] N**
After witnessing contestant
132's passionate kiss,
**[03:11] N**
the other contestants are
crumbling one after another!
**[03:15] N**
What do the judges think?
***SIGN*** Cute Factor 60 points
***SIGN*** Thrill Factor 95 points
**[03:16] N**
100 points in the hard-on category!
***SIGN*** Hard-on Factor 100 points
**[03:19] N**
A total of 255 points!
**[03:21] N**
We already have a very high score!
**[03:23] Gin**
Hey! Who let the gorilla on stage?!
**[03:27] 132**
The Momo-san group is mine!
**[03:30] N**
Oh! We still have a boyfriend left!
**[03:33] Kondo**
Shinpachi-kun...
**[03:35] Kondo**
That's...!
**[03:36] N**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[03:38] N**
They're on a date, but they
aren't holding hands!
***SIGN*** Sensitivity Level
Charm Level
Boyfriend Level
Intimacy Level
**[03:41] N**
In fact, his boyfriend and
intimacy level are below average!
**[03:45] Kondo**
Impossible! After all
the time he spent?!
**[03:48] N**
Platonic!
**[03:49] N**
Unlike contestant 132
and his intense kiss,
**[03:52] N**
this couple is in a
platonic relationship!
**[03:55] 132**
Victory is mine.
**[03:57] Shin**
Uh, are you thirsty?
**[04:00] Shin**
I can get you something.
**[04:02] N**
He can no longer bear the silence?
**[04:06] Momo**
I'll go buy something then.
**[04:08] Momo**
What do you want, Shinpachi-kun?
**[04:09] Shin**
Th-Thanks...
**[04:11] Shin**
I'll have tea then.
**[04:15] Momo**
Here you are.
**[04:16] Shin**
Uh, Momo-san, there's only one...
**[04:20] Momo**
I also wanted tea.
**[04:22] Momo**
We can just share, right?
**[04:28] All**
In-In-In-
**[04:30] All**
Indirect kiss?!
**[04:33] N**
Now this is a surprise!
**[04:34] N**
They're countering the passionate
kiss with a platonic indirect kiss!
**[04:39] A**
Why?!
**[04:40] A**
An indirect kiss isn't even a kiss!
**[04:43] B**
But I'm getting really excited!
**[04:45] B**
It feels more realistic than that other kiss!
**[04:47] Kondo**
Shinpachi-kun, could it be?!
**[04:49] Kondo**
It's certain that the contestants
and judges here are all virgins.
**[04:53] Kondo**
For them, a deep kiss is the
**[04:55] ---**
stuff of fantasy like
dragons and pegasuses!
**[04:59] Kondo**
But an indirect kiss is different.
**[05:01] Kondo**
I'm sure that everyone
has played the recorder
**[05:03] Kondo**
or tried on the track pants
of the girl that you like!
**[05:05] Kondo**
This is much more realistic than a kiss!
**[05:07] Gin**
The track pants thing is just you.
**[05:09] Kondo**
Is that what Shinpachi-kun
is aiming for?!
**[05:11] Gin**
He's obviously just another virgin!
**[05:14] Gin**
How can you get so excited over
an indirect kiss in a game?!
**[05:17] Gin**
An indirect indirect kiss is
basically pointless!
**[05:19] Shin**
I-I'm sorry! I'll go buy another one!
**[05:22] Momo**
It's okay.
**[05:23] N**
Oh, no! He's made his girlfriend upset!
**[05:26] 132**
Victory! My Momo-san wi-
**[05:38] Momo**
I don't need it anymore.
**[05:40] Momo**
My thirst is quenched.
**[05:48] N**
Contestant 154 advances to the finals!
**[05:52] N**
I can tell you without looking that
he's achieved a perfect score!
***SIGN*** Cute Factor 100 points
***SIGN*** Thrill Factor 100 points
***SIGN*** Hard-on Factor 100 points
**[05:55] Gin**
Gorilla! You just have a permanent hard-on!
**[05:58] Kondo**
Rejoice!
**[05:59] Kondo**
Love Choris holds infinite possibilities!
**[06:04] A**
A god! We've been graced by a god!
**[06:08] A**
Hooray for the virgin god!
**[06:10] A**
Hooray for the goddess Momo-sama!
**[06:12] Gin**
Uh, wouldn't the virgin god
rank below the toilet god?
**[06:15] Gin**
Below a god covered in shit.
**[06:17] N**
Now, what has happened with the
Sayaka-chan group at the zoo?
**[06:21] Sayaka**
Hey, kiss me.
**[06:21] N**
It appears that more and more couples
are trying to avoid kissing.
**[06:22] Sayaka**
Why won't you kiss me?
**[06:24] N**
They've realized that this
tournament can't be won
**[06:27] N**
through wanton displays of affection.
**[06:28] N**
Couple 230 appears to
be frozen in place.
**[06:31] ---**
What is their goal?
**[06:34] Sayaka**
Ah, I'm so embarrassed!
**[06:36] Okita**
Embarrassed?
**[06:38] Okita**
Then we should show off your ugliness.
**[06:42] All**
What kind of game is this?!
**[06:44] Kondo**
Sogo! What are you doing
to my Sayaka-chan?!
**[06:49] Sayaka**
If you must use body painting,
be sure to draw glasses too...
**[06:53] Okita**
Yeah, yeah. Glasses, glasses.
**[06:53] Gin**
What kind of request is that?!
**[06:55] Sayaka**
And my skin can't get
any air. It hurts...
**[06:59] Sayaka**
Water...
**[07:00] Sayaka**
Please give me water, Master...
**[07:02] Gin**
Why does she keep requesting
stuff she really doesn't need?!
**[07:04] Okita**
Water?
**[07:06] Okita**
This is all I have.
**[07:08] Sayaka**
That's good enough.
**[07:10] Sayaka**
I mean, please let me have some.
**[07:12] Sayaka**
Let's drink it together.
**[07:15] N**
Another indirect kiss!
**[07:18] N**
Is the indirect kiss still the key,
even under these bizarre circumstances?!
**[07:22] Okita**
Good idea.
**[07:22] Okita**
One is enough for the two of you.
**[07:25] Gin**
Who is she supposed to share that with?!
**[07:27] Sayaka**
What about you, Master?
**[07:28] Okita**
I don't need it.
**[07:30] Okita**
My thirst is quenched.
**[07:31] Gin**
Your thirst for what?!
**[07:32] Gin**
Quenched with what?!
**[07:33] E**
Hey! I won't stand for this travesty!
**[07:36] N**
Oh! The Sayaka group is upset
by this shocking display!
**[07:40] Okita**
Could you not interrupt
our quality time?
**[07:43] Okita**
Sayaka is enjoying herself.
**[07:44] E**
No, Sayaka-chan would never
enjoy this treatment!
**[07:48] E**
Look at how happy our Sayaka-chans are!
**[07:51] E**
Huh? Sayaka-chan?
**[07:54] Sayaka**
I have returned, Master.
**[07:57] N**
The Sayaka-chan group has fallen!
**[08:01] N**
As for the scores...
***SIGN*** Cute Factor 100 points
***SIGN*** Thrill Factor 100 points
***SIGN*** Hard-on Factor 100 points
**[08:03] N**
This is a surprise! A perfect score!
**[08:05] Gin**
You guys will take
anything if it's female!
**[08:08] F**
How was he able to tame the
strong-willed Sayaka-chan?!
**[08:12] F**
This was the perfect way to nail people
with a fetish for being cheated on!
**[08:16] A**
A god! We've been graced by a god!
**[08:19] Gin**
How many gods are you
going to roll out here?!
**[08:21] N**
The Momo-san group and Sayaka-chan
group have their finalists!
**[08:27] N**
All that remains is the finals!
**[08:30] Gin**
Wait up!
**[08:32] Gin**
There's still Pinko!
**[08:35] Sa**
Why are you ignoring us?!
**[08:36] Tojo**
Yeah! You're going to die without
ever witnessing how cute the lady is!
**[08:40] N**
Uh, they all receive 0 points.
***SIGN*** Cute Factor 0 points
***SIGN*** Thrill Factor 0 points
***SIGN*** Hard-on Factor 0 points
**[08:42] Gin**
We haven't done anything yet!
**[08:44] A**
Well, I guarantee there
won't be any cute factor.
**[08:47] Gin**
Screw you!
**[08:48] Gin**
Why do you think I'm even
in this creepy tournament?!
**[08:51] A**
Then let me ask you this.
**[08:54] A**
Do you really want to date Pinko-chan?
**[08:57] Gin**
Uh, not really...
**[08:59] Gin**
But I need to reach the finals...
**[09:00] B**
Do you love Pinko-chan?!
**[09:06] Gin**
O-Of...
**[09:08] Gin**
Of course I do, bastard!
**[09:15] Gin**
Huh?
**[09:16] Gin**
Hold on.
**[09:18] Gin**
Why does everyone look so
serious all of a sudden?
**[09:20] Gin**
Why isn't everyone laughing?
**[09:22] Gin**
Why do you look so upset?!
Why are you crying?!
**[09:28] Pinko**
I'm not happy to hear that or anything.
**[09:32] Gin**
Why are you blushing?!
**[09:35] Gin**
Stop!
**[09:36] Gin**
Please stop this mood!
**[09:39] N**
I understand.
**[09:40] N**
If you insist, we'll have you
prove those words!
**[09:44] N**
The Pinko-chan group will
have their date at...
***SIGN*** Dream Castle Love World
**[09:47] N**
...Dream Castle!
***SIGN*** Dream Castle Love World
**[09:52] N**
They will have their
date at Dream Castle!
**[09:55] Gin**
J-Jumping right to the
hardest challenge!
**[09:58] Gin**
Hold on!
**[09:59] Gin**
The other groups went to the
amusement park and the zoo!
**[10:01] Gin**
Why are we the only ones who have
to engage in physical activity?!
**[10:03] Okita**
Well, time to show what you're made of.
**[10:06] Gin**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[10:07] Shin**
Try to climb your way up here.
**[10:09] Gin**
I can't!
**[10:11] Gin**
I'm at the bottom of the ladder!
**[10:12] Gin**
In the septic tank!
**[10:14] Kondo**
Why are you getting scared, Joe?!
**[10:17] Kondo**
Show them the fastest left
straight in the world!
**[10:20] Gin**
What left straight?!
**[10:22] Gin**
I'm more limp than straight!
**[10:25] Gin**
I have no tomorrow!
**[10:27] Tojo**
I'm supposed to reveal how
naughty the lady can be?
**[10:31] Tojo**
That... That...
**[10:33] Tojo**
That turns me on!
***SIGN*** Go on a date. Call her.
**[10:35] N**
Contestant 311 has made the first move!
**[10:38] Tojo**
Lady, my diaper feels icky.
**[10:43] Tojo**
Can we go inside so you can change it?
**[10:44] Gin**
Yeah, change his brain
while you're at it.
**[10:47] N**
The baby role-playing couple
easily clears the first...
**[10:52] Kyubei**
Can you stop that?
**[10:55] Kyubei**
I don't do this stuff.
**[10:57] Kyubei**
If you don't stop,
I'll call the manager.
**[11:00] N**
Oh! What could this mean?!
**[11:02] N**
The girlfriend Pinbei-chan was
actually a Pinko Salon Pin-girl!
**[11:07] Gin**
What's a Pinko Salon?!
**[11:08] Gin**
Why would he go to a place
like that in a game?!
**[11:12] Kyubei**
Hello?
**[11:13] Kyubei**
I got this weirdo customer here.
**[11:15] Tojo**
Ah! Wait!
**[11:16] Tojo**
I'll give you another thirty thousand!
**[11:18] Kyubei**
Manager, over here!
**[11:19] Tojo**
Not the manager!
**[11:21] Tojo**
Anyone but the manager!
**[11:23] Gin**
Now it's turned into a fighting game!
**[11:25] N**
Contestant 311 is in a match
with the manager!
**[11:28] N**
Now he must defeat the branch
manager, the head manager,
**[11:31] N**
the CEO, and then the last boss
Fri-*beep*-za, before he can return to his date!
**[11:34] Gin**
This is a completely different game!
**[11:37] A**
Look, Pinko absolutely stinks.
**[11:39] A**
How can they stand her as a girlfriend?
**[11:41] N**
Pinko-chan's reputation is
souring by the minute!
**[11:44] Sa**
That's absurd!
**[11:45] Sa**
Don't lump my Pin-san with his Pinko!
**[11:47] N**
Contestant 294 has made her move!
**[11:50] N**
She forcibly transformed her
Pinko-chan into Pin-san!
**[11:53] Sa**
Let's go inside, Pin-san.
***SIGN*** Pin-san: Yes
**[11:58] Sa**
I'm starting to get nervous.
**[12:00] Sa**
How about you, Pin-san?
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[12:02] Sa**
Please, you're such a cool player.
**[12:04] Sa**
Why not show a little excitement?
**[12:06] Gin**
Cool player?! All he
can say is yes or no!
**[12:09] Gin**
He's turned into a Dragon
Quest main character!
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[12:11] Sa**
Gosh! Don't overdo it.
**[12:14] Sa**
We have a long night ahead of us.
***SIGN*** Strategy
Keep using strong spells.
Conserve magic.
Pay no heed to HP.
**[12:15] Gin**
Why would you change strategies now?!
**[12:18] Gin**
Is that how it works?!
**[12:19] Sa**
Um, excuse me.
***SIGN*** Welcome to the inn. It
will be 150g per go.
**[12:21] Gin**
Why is the clerk the innkeeper
from Dragon Quest?!
**[12:24] N**
It appears that she's hacked the game
so Dragon Quest characters appear!
***SIGN*** Did you visit the item store next door?
Don't forget to equip your condom first.
**[12:29] Gin**
And what happened to being subtle?!
***SIGN*** Item Shop
**[12:32] Sa**
Yes, we should buy items before
we go on our adventure.
**[12:36] Sa**
Oh, this is terrible!
***SIGN*** Cypress Stick
**[12:37] Sa**
They only sell Cypress Sticks.
**[12:39] Gin**
What are we supposed to use that for?!
**[12:41] Sa**
We're supposed to go into a dangerous
cave without any armor?!
**[12:44] Gin**
Your cave is what's dangerous!
**[12:46] Sa**
Let me talk to the manager!
**[12:49] Gin**
Why?!
***SIGN*** The Manager has appeared!
***SIGN*** Fight
Defend
Magic
Escape
***SIGN*** Normal Attack
Special Technique
***SIGN*** The manager summoned help.
**[12:50] Gin**
Do you have to fight the
manager in this game?!
**[12:53] Gin**
And isn't this the same manager?
***SIGN*** Part-timer A has appeared.
Part-timer B has appeared.
Part-timer C has appeared.
Part-timer D has appeared.
**[12:54] Gin**
It's the same manager!
**[12:56] Gin**
And why are you with them?!
**[12:58] N**
Now they must defeat Part-timers
A, C, the last boss,
**[13:00] N**
and D before Part-timer B can
become a full-time employee!
**[13:04] Gin**
Who gives a damn about Part-timer B?!
**[13:07] N**
Only one couple remains!
**[13:08] ---**
Will they be able to achieve victory?!
**[13:11] Gin**
C-Can we just skip this?
**[13:13] Gin**
We're the only ones left.
**[13:14] Gin**
We should advance by default.
**[13:16] N**
Oh, what's this?!
**[13:18] N**
Why are the finalists here?!
**[13:22] Shin**
H-Huh?
**[13:23] Shin**
We've gotten lost in a strange place.
**[13:25] Shin**
I'm sorry!
**[13:26] Shin**
Let's turn back.
**[13:28] Momo**
Yes.
**[13:31] Momo**
Then I'll make sure you don't
get lost by holding your hand.
**[13:34] Shin**
Huh?
**[13:35] Shin**
But Momo-san...
**[13:36] Shin**
This way is...
**[13:38] Momo**
Shinpachi-kun, you see...
**[13:41] Momo**
As long as I'm with you, I'm never lost.
**[13:45] Momo**
No,
**[13:48] ---**
as long as I'm with you...
**[13:50] Momo**
Let's get lost together.
**[13:53] All**
The sign!
**[13:55] All**
That's the sign!
**[13:57] N**
Shimura has barged into
the Pinko-chan contest
**[14:00] ---**
and taken an insurmountable lead!
**[14:04] Okita**
Huh?
**[14:05] Okita**
We've gotten lost in a strange place.
**[14:07] Momo**
Then I'll make sure you don't get lost.
**[14:10] Okita**
Hey.
**[14:11] Okita**
Who gave you permission
to walk in front of me?
**[14:13] Sayaka**
Master, I have followed
every one of your orders
**[14:19] Sayaka**
because it made me happy.
**[14:22] Sayaka**
But...
**[14:23] Sayaka**
I want to make you happy!
**[14:27] Sayaka**
I...
**[14:28] Okita**
Bubera!
**[14:31] Sayaka**
...want to grind my heels
into this filthy pig!
**[14:35] Okita**
Huh?
**[14:36] Sayaka**
Such a stupid pig.
**[14:37] Sayaka**
Your weak admonishments no
longer do anything for me!
**[14:42] Sayaka**
I'm going to teach you true
pain and pleasure, boy!
**[14:46] All**
The sign!
**[14:48] All**
We don't know what kind of sign it is, but
Sayaka-chan has given some kind of sign!
**[14:51] N**
Oh! Shimura is also joined by Okita
**[14:54] N**
with a newly awakened Sayaka-chan
as they step inside!
**[14:58] N**
What's going on?!
**[14:59] N**
Are they going to leave the Pinko-chan team
behind and enter the finals alone?!
**[15:04] Kondo**
What are you doing, Joe?!
**[15:06] Kondo**
The bell has rung!
**[15:08] G**
Seriously, what's wrong with him?
**[15:10] H**
He should make himself scarce.
**[15:12] C**
Nobody wants to see Pinko!
**[15:13] C**
Get lost!
**[15:14] All**
Go home! Go home! Go home!
**[15:23] Kondo**
Stand! Stand up, Joe!
**[15:25] Kondo**
The only one who can
save Shinpachi-kun...
**[15:27] Kondo**
The only one who can defeat
Sogo and avenge me...
**[15:29] Kondo**
The only one who can
protect Pinko-chan...
**[15:32] Kondo**
...is you, her boyfriend!
**[15:34] Kondo**
Teach them the true meaning of
a boyfriend, a girlfriend...
**[15:39] Kondo**
Of love!
**[15:41] Kondo**
Now stand!
**[15:42] Kondo**
Stand up, Joe!
**[15:51] Pinko**
Hey, you knocked off my kerchief.
**[15:55] A**
Th-That's...
**[15:56] B**
I-Impossible...
**[15:58] B**
Who...
**[16:01] All**
...is that?!
**[16:04] Gin**
Who is she?
**[16:07] Gin**
That should be obvious.
**[16:10] Gin**
She's my Pinko.
**[16:12] Pinko**
Let me go!
**[16:14] D**
No way!
**[16:15] D**
What's happened?!
**[16:16] Shin**
Wh-What is this?
**[16:19] Kondo**
He's finally woken up.
**[16:22] Kondo**
There are times when a grown-up
**[16:23] ---**
doesn't have the option
to request a change.
**[16:25] Kondo**
There are times when a grown-up
has no choice but to stand erect.
**[16:30] Kondo**
If virgins create illusions
to escape from reality,
**[16:33] Kondo**
grown-ups create illusions
to fight against reality.
**[16:36] Kondo**
Yes, illusions that are
capable of altering reality!
**[16:41] Kondo**
Love.
**[16:43] Pinko**
Th-That's not funny!
**[16:45] Pinko**
I'm not your woman!
**[16:48] Pinko**
I already said that I'm
gonna avenge En-*beep*-ri!
**[16:52] N**
Oh, it appears that Pinko-chan
hasn't changed on the inside!
**[16:55] Pinko**
Die!
**[16:57] Enari**
Mom, that's not helping, okay?
**[17:02] A**
En-*beep*-ri has also transformed!
**[17:04] Enari**
I'm sorry, Sakata-san.
**[17:06] Enari**
My mom needed to vent her grief
on someone after losing me!
**[17:11] Gin**
Except you're still talking!
**[17:14] Enari**
But the truth is that she appreciates
that you were always there for her...
**[17:18] Pinko**
Hey, what are you saying?
**[17:20] Pinko**
I was just tailing him.
**[17:24] Pinko**
And it wasn't because
I like you or anything!
**[17:27] Pinko**
I did it so I could kill you
whenever I wanted!
**[17:30] Pinko**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[17:32] Pinko**
I don't like you at all!
**[17:35] Enari**
Mom, I never said that you liked him.
**[17:44] All**
A-A tsundere?!
**[17:48] E**
What?!
**[17:49] E**
How can such a worn-out genre
feel new and refreshing?!
**[17:53] D**
The impact of her tsun was doubled
because she was originally Pinko!
**[17:57] D**
The result is that the impact
of her dere is also double!
**[18:01] Enari**
I just want you to be happy.
**[18:04] Enari**
You shouldn't have to bear the burden
of a son who isn't even your own.
**[18:08] Enari**
You haven't been able to live
the life of a young girl.
**[18:12] Pinko**
I am your father's wife.
**[18:14] Pinko**
It doesn't matter if he's dead.
**[18:17] Enari**
Your relatives forced
you into that marriage.
**[18:19] Enari**
You never even held hands with Dad.
**[18:21] All**
Wh-What's that?!
**[18:24] A**
Impossible!
**[18:25] A**
A widow with a son, and
she's miraculously pure?!
**[18:30] Pinko**
But Tak-*beep*-zo was kind to me.
**[18:33] Enari**
Yes, Dad cared deeply for you.
**[18:36] Enari**
That's why he's wishing for
your happiness from up above.
**[18:40] Takuzo**
Pinko, go do it!
**[18:42] All**
Tak-*beep*-zo has given his permission?!
**[18:47] Pinko**
I-I guess I don't have a choice.
**[18:49] Pinko**
If Tak-*beep*-zo insists...
**[18:50] Pinko**
I don't want to do this, but
I guess I'll go with you...
**[18:54] Pinko**
But don't get the wrong idea.
**[18:56] Pinko**
I-I'm not the kind of girl who would
**[18:59] ---**
come to a place like this
with a man I don't like!
**[19:05] N**
There it is!
**[19:09] N**
Sakata has shown us the power
of an awakened Pinko-chan
**[19:13] ---**
and gone inside!
**[19:15] Shin**
An illusion to fight
against reality is love?!
**[19:19] Shin**
My ideal girlfriend will never lose
to a grown-up's disgusting fantasy!
**[19:23] Shin**
Isn't that right, Okita-san?!
**[19:26] Shin**
Okita-san?! Okita-san!
**[19:29] Gin**
Love isn't all it's cracked up to be!
**[19:33] Gin**
Just you watch!
**[19:35] Shin**
My love with Momo-san is eternal!
**[19:37] Shin**
This is the end!
***SIGN*** The manager has appeared.
**[19:42] Both**
Why is the manager here?!
**[19:44] N**
Well, we can't actually
show what happens next,
**[19:46] ---**
so we'll use the manager instead.
**[19:48] All**
That only makes it worse!
**[19:50] N**
The final battle will be a contest
to send the manager to heaven!
**[19:55] N**
Managetris!
**[19:57] Shin**
What's that supposed to be?!
**[19:59] Shin**
After all that, I have
to face the manager?!
**[20:02] N**
Shimura has made mistake after mistake!
**[20:03] N**
He can't mask his frustration?!
**[20:05] Shin**
Damn! Damn!
**[20:06] N**
Oh, and here comes the penalty!
**[20:10] N**
A rain of managers!
**[20:12] Shin**
This is...
**[20:13] N**
Sakata!
**[20:15] N**
He's calmly sending managers to
heaven as though nothing happened!
**[20:20] Shin**
Y-You don't love your
girlfriend, Gin-san!
**[20:23] Shin**
So it doesn't matter if her
appearance has changed!
**[20:25] Gin**
That's true.
**[20:26] Gin**
But is it love in your case
if you're so easily disturbed?
**[20:33] Gin**
Women aren't going to follow
the script like in a game.
**[20:36] Gin**
The hottest girl around
will still fart and poop.
**[20:40] Gin**
Eventually, she'll age and
become an ugly manager.
**[20:42] Shin**
Uh, she won't turn into the manager!
**[20:44] Gin**
If you love someone, that means
you're ready to accept that.
**[20:49] Gin**
Love is the resolve to create an
illusion that accepts this reality.
**[20:56] Gin**
When you love a cold machine...
**[20:59] Gin**
If you can't show affection for
the manager, humans, reality,
**[21:05] Gin**
you have no right to speak of love!
**[21:07] Gin**
This is my love!
**[21:10] Gin**
56 straight Pinkos!
**[21:15] N**
There it is!
***SIGN*** Winner Loser
**[21:16] N**
The manager has gone!
**[21:18] N**
It's over!
**[21:20] N**
Sakata has shown the virgins
what adult love is about!
**[21:25] Gin**
Stand up, Shinpachi.
**[21:27] Gin**
It's not over.
**[21:29] Gin**
This is a new beginning for you all.
**[21:31] Gin**
If you were able to pour
this much love into a game,
**[21:35] Gin**
I'm sure that you'll be able
to love a real person one day.
**[21:40] Shin**
Gin-san...
**[21:41] Gin**
That means you need to stop
playing games and face reality.
**[21:46] Shin**
Uh, well...
**[21:47] Shin**
You're the one who
needs to face reality.
**[21:52] Okita**
Most people wouldn't take
off their underwear.
**[21:52] Sa**
Gin-san! Over here!
**[21:55] Kondo**
We were on the verge of becoming him?
**[21:58] Kondo**
We need to wake up.
**[22:01] Gin**
Okay, I need to increase my
boyfriend level so I can go
**[22:05] ---**
on a trip to Atami next weekend.
***SIGN*** Game Over
***SIGN*** It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject
**[23:40] Kagura**
Next time:
**[23:41] Kagura**
It would take too much effort to make
this title sound like a text message subject.