E229 - Making It Through Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Who has the best in-game girlfriend? We'll find out in the My Wife World Tournament! SIGN    Can the power of Gintoki and Pinko's love shatter Shinpachi's illusions (girlfriend)?! SIGN    Making It Through Love SIGN    Love Choris My Wife World Tournament [01:44] N     First, for the preliminaries, we'll need     everyone to split up into three groups [01:49] N     according to their heroine. [01:50] N     So there will be a Sayaka group,     a Momo group, and a Pinko group. [01:55] N     You will compete against the     other members in your group, [01:58] N     and one victorious couple     will advance to the finals. [02:01] N     That couple will represent [02:03] ---     their group in determining     which heroine is best. [02:06] N     The one who best demonstrates his [02:09] N     girlfriend's charm during     an in-game date wins! [02:12] N     Let the games begin! [02:16] 132     Allow me to show you the     power of a girlfriend [02:19] 132     with over 5,000 hours of play time logged! SIGN    Boyfriend's Perspective [02:21] N     Contestant #132 from the Momo-san     group has made the first move. [02:22] Momo     Shige-kun! [02:25] N     Naturally, his boyfriend and     intimacy levels are both maxed! [02:26] Momo     Sorry to keep you waiting. [02:30] Momo     There aren't very many people around... [02:33] Momo     I can't hold myself back! [02:37] N     Hey! The girlfriend is jumping     right into the action! [02:41] Kondo     That's what happens when     bystanders are zero, [02:44] Kondo     points are maxed, and the     heroine's mood is aroused! [02:47] Kondo     The French Kiss! SIGN    French Kiss [02:48] Gin     Aroused?! [02:49] Gin     Is this supposed to be an erotic game?! [02:51] Kondo     It's so rare that most of the hardcore     gamers have yet to experience this! [02:55] 132     I spent all that time     preparing for this day! [03:00] C     Stop! [03:01] C     My poor Momo-san! [03:03] Momo     Please calm yourself. [03:04] Momo     Your Momo is right here. [03:07] N     Oh no! [03:08] N     After witnessing contestant     132's passionate kiss, [03:11] N     the other contestants are     crumbling one after another! [03:15] N     What do the judges think? SIGN    Cute Factor 60 points SIGN    Thrill Factor 95 points [03:16] N     100 points in the hard-on category! SIGN    Hard-on Factor 100 points [03:19] N     A total of 255 points! [03:21] N     We already have a very high score! [03:23] Gin     Hey! Who let the gorilla on stage?! [03:27] 132     The Momo-san group is mine! [03:30] N     Oh! We still have a boyfriend left! [03:33] Kondo     Shinpachi-kun... [03:35] Kondo     That's...! [03:36] N     What is the meaning of this?! [03:38] N     They're on a date, but they     aren't holding hands! SIGN    Sensitivity Level     Charm Level     Boyfriend Level     Intimacy Level [03:41] N     In fact, his boyfriend and     intimacy level are below average! [03:45] Kondo     Impossible! After all     the time he spent?! [03:48] N     Platonic! [03:49] N     Unlike contestant 132     and his intense kiss, [03:52] N     this couple is in a     platonic relationship! [03:55] 132     Victory is mine. [03:57] Shin     Uh, are you thirsty? [04:00] Shin     I can get you something. [04:02] N     He can no longer bear the silence? [04:06] Momo     I'll go buy something then. [04:08] Momo     What do you want, Shinpachi-kun? [04:09] Shin     Th-Thanks... [04:11] Shin     I'll have tea then. [04:15] Momo     Here you are. [04:16] Shin     Uh, Momo-san, there's only one... [04:20] Momo     I also wanted tea. [04:22] Momo     We can just share, right? [04:28] All     In-In-In- [04:30] All     Indirect kiss?! [04:33] N     Now this is a surprise! [04:34] N     They're countering the passionate     kiss with a platonic indirect kiss! [04:39] A     Why?! [04:40] A     An indirect kiss isn't even a kiss! [04:43] B     But I'm getting really excited! [04:45] B     It feels more realistic than that other kiss! [04:47] Kondo     Shinpachi-kun, could it be?! [04:49] Kondo     It's certain that the contestants     and judges here are all virgins. [04:53] Kondo     For them, a deep kiss is the [04:55] ---     stuff of fantasy like     dragons and pegasuses! [04:59] Kondo     But an indirect kiss is different. [05:01] Kondo     I'm sure that everyone     has played the recorder [05:03] Kondo     or tried on the track pants     of the girl that you like! [05:05] Kondo     This is much more realistic than a kiss! [05:07] Gin     The track pants thing is just you. [05:09] Kondo     Is that what Shinpachi-kun     is aiming for?! [05:11] Gin     He's obviously just another virgin! [05:14] Gin     How can you get so excited over     an indirect kiss in a game?! [05:17] Gin     An indirect indirect kiss is     basically pointless! [05:19] Shin     I-I'm sorry! I'll go buy another one! [05:22] Momo     It's okay. [05:23] N     Oh, no! He's made his girlfriend upset! [05:26] 132     Victory! My Momo-san wi- [05:38] Momo     I don't need it anymore. [05:40] Momo     My thirst is quenched. [05:48] N     Contestant 154 advances to the finals! [05:52] N     I can tell you without looking that     he's achieved a perfect score! SIGN    Cute Factor 100 points SIGN    Thrill Factor 100 points SIGN    Hard-on Factor 100 points [05:55] Gin     Gorilla! You just have a permanent hard-on! [05:58] Kondo     Rejoice! [05:59] Kondo     Love Choris holds infinite possibilities! [06:04] A     A god! We've been graced by a god! [06:08] A     Hooray for the virgin god! [06:10] A     Hooray for the goddess Momo-sama! [06:12] Gin     Uh, wouldn't the virgin god     rank below the toilet god? [06:15] Gin     Below a god covered in shit. [06:17] N     Now, what has happened with the     Sayaka-chan group at the zoo? [06:21] Sayaka     Hey, kiss me. [06:21] N     It appears that more and more couples     are trying to avoid kissing. [06:22] Sayaka     Why won't you kiss me? [06:24] N     They've realized that this     tournament can't be won [06:27] N     through wanton displays of affection. [06:28] N     Couple 230 appears to     be frozen in place. [06:31] ---     What is their goal? [06:34] Sayaka     Ah, I'm so embarrassed! [06:36] Okita     Embarrassed? [06:38] Okita     Then we should show off your ugliness. [06:42] All     What kind of game is this?! [06:44] Kondo     Sogo! What are you doing     to my Sayaka-chan?! [06:49] Sayaka     If you must use body painting,     be sure to draw glasses too... [06:53] Okita     Yeah, yeah. Glasses, glasses. [06:53] Gin     What kind of request is that?! [06:55] Sayaka     And my skin can't get     any air. It hurts... [06:59] Sayaka     Water... [07:00] Sayaka     Please give me water, Master... [07:02] Gin     Why does she keep requesting     stuff she really doesn't need?! [07:04] Okita     Water? [07:06] Okita     This is all I have. [07:08] Sayaka     That's good enough. [07:10] Sayaka     I mean, please let me have some. [07:12] Sayaka     Let's drink it together. [07:15] N     Another indirect kiss! [07:18] N     Is the indirect kiss still the key,     even under these bizarre circumstances?! [07:22] Okita     Good idea. [07:22] Okita     One is enough for the two of you. [07:25] Gin     Who is she supposed to share that with?! [07:27] Sayaka     What about you, Master? [07:28] Okita     I don't need it. [07:30] Okita     My thirst is quenched. [07:31] Gin     Your thirst for what?! [07:32] Gin     Quenched with what?! [07:33] E     Hey! I won't stand for this travesty! [07:36] N     Oh! The Sayaka group is upset     by this shocking display! [07:40] Okita     Could you not interrupt     our quality time? [07:43] Okita     Sayaka is enjoying herself. [07:44] E     No, Sayaka-chan would never     enjoy this treatment! [07:48] E     Look at how happy our Sayaka-chans are! [07:51] E     Huh? Sayaka-chan? [07:54] Sayaka     I have returned, Master. [07:57] N     The Sayaka-chan group has fallen! [08:01] N     As for the scores... SIGN    Cute Factor 100 points SIGN    Thrill Factor 100 points SIGN    Hard-on Factor 100 points [08:03] N     This is a surprise! A perfect score! [08:05] Gin     You guys will take     anything if it's female! [08:08] F     How was he able to tame the     strong-willed Sayaka-chan?! [08:12] F     This was the perfect way to nail people     with a fetish for being cheated on! [08:16] A     A god! We've been graced by a god! [08:19] Gin     How many gods are you     going to roll out here?! [08:21] N     The Momo-san group and Sayaka-chan     group have their finalists! [08:27] N     All that remains is the finals! [08:30] Gin     Wait up! [08:32] Gin     There's still Pinko! [08:35] Sa     Why are you ignoring us?! [08:36] Tojo     Yeah! You're going to die without     ever witnessing how cute the lady is! [08:40] N     Uh, they all receive 0 points. SIGN    Cute Factor 0 points SIGN    Thrill Factor 0 points SIGN    Hard-on Factor 0 points [08:42] Gin     We haven't done anything yet! [08:44] A     Well, I guarantee there     won't be any cute factor. [08:47] Gin     Screw you! [08:48] Gin     Why do you think I'm even     in this creepy tournament?! [08:51] A     Then let me ask you this. [08:54] A     Do you really want to date Pinko-chan? [08:57] Gin     Uh, not really... [08:59] Gin     But I need to reach the finals... [09:00] B     Do you love Pinko-chan?! [09:06] Gin     O-Of... [09:08] Gin     Of course I do, bastard! [09:15] Gin     Huh? [09:16] Gin     Hold on. [09:18] Gin     Why does everyone look so     serious all of a sudden? [09:20] Gin     Why isn't everyone laughing? [09:22] Gin     Why do you look so upset?!     Why are you crying?! [09:28] Pinko     I'm not happy to hear that or anything. [09:32] Gin     Why are you blushing?! [09:35] Gin     Stop! [09:36] Gin     Please stop this mood! [09:39] N     I understand. [09:40] N     If you insist, we'll have you     prove those words! [09:44] N     The Pinko-chan group will     have their date at... SIGN    Dream Castle Love World [09:47] N     ...Dream Castle! SIGN    Dream Castle Love World [09:52] N     They will have their     date at Dream Castle! [09:55] Gin     J-Jumping right to the     hardest challenge! [09:58] Gin     Hold on! [09:59] Gin     The other groups went to the     amusement park and the zoo! [10:01] Gin     Why are we the only ones who have     to engage in physical activity?! [10:03] Okita     Well, time to show what you're made of. [10:06] Gin     What's that supposed to mean?! [10:07] Shin     Try to climb your way up here. [10:09] Gin     I can't! [10:11] Gin     I'm at the bottom of the ladder! [10:12] Gin     In the septic tank! [10:14] Kondo     Why are you getting scared, Joe?! [10:17] Kondo     Show them the fastest left     straight in the world! [10:20] Gin     What left straight?! [10:22] Gin     I'm more limp than straight! [10:25] Gin     I have no tomorrow! [10:27] Tojo     I'm supposed to reveal how     naughty the lady can be? [10:31] Tojo     That... That... [10:33] Tojo     That turns me on! SIGN    Go on a date. Call her. [10:35] N     Contestant 311 has made the first move! [10:38] Tojo     Lady, my diaper feels icky. [10:43] Tojo     Can we go inside so you can change it? [10:44] Gin     Yeah, change his brain     while you're at it. [10:47] N     The baby role-playing couple     easily clears the first... [10:52] Kyubei     Can you stop that? [10:55] Kyubei     I don't do this stuff. [10:57] Kyubei     If you don't stop,     I'll call the manager. [11:00] N     Oh! What could this mean?! [11:02] N     The girlfriend Pinbei-chan was     actually a Pinko Salon Pin-girl! [11:07] Gin     What's a Pinko Salon?! [11:08] Gin     Why would he go to a place     like that in a game?! [11:12] Kyubei     Hello? [11:13] Kyubei     I got this weirdo customer here. [11:15] Tojo     Ah! Wait! [11:16] Tojo     I'll give you another thirty thousand! [11:18] Kyubei     Manager, over here! [11:19] Tojo     Not the manager! [11:21] Tojo     Anyone but the manager! [11:23] Gin     Now it's turned into a fighting game! [11:25] N     Contestant 311 is in a match     with the manager! [11:28] N     Now he must defeat the branch     manager, the head manager, [11:31] N     the CEO, and then the last boss     Fri-beep-za, before he can return to his date! [11:34] Gin     This is a completely different game! [11:37] A     Look, Pinko absolutely stinks. [11:39] A     How can they stand her as a girlfriend? [11:41] N     Pinko-chan's reputation is     souring by the minute! [11:44] Sa     That's absurd! [11:45] Sa     Don't lump my Pin-san with his Pinko! [11:47] N     Contestant 294 has made her move! [11:50] N     She forcibly transformed her     Pinko-chan into Pin-san! [11:53] Sa     Let's go inside, Pin-san. SIGN    Pin-san: Yes [11:58] Sa     I'm starting to get nervous. [12:00] Sa     How about you, Pin-san? SIGN    Yes     No [12:02] Sa     Please, you're such a cool player. [12:04] Sa     Why not show a little excitement? [12:06] Gin     Cool player?! All he     can say is yes or no! [12:09] Gin     He's turned into a Dragon     Quest main character! SIGN    Yes     No [12:11] Sa     Gosh! Don't overdo it. [12:14] Sa     We have a long night ahead of us. SIGN    Strategy     Keep using strong spells.     Conserve magic.     Pay no heed to HP. [12:15] Gin     Why would you change strategies now?! [12:18] Gin     Is that how it works?! [12:19] Sa     Um, excuse me. SIGN    Welcome to the inn. It     will be 150g per go. [12:21] Gin     Why is the clerk the innkeeper     from Dragon Quest?! [12:24] N     It appears that she's hacked the game     so Dragon Quest characters appear! SIGN    Did you visit the item store next door?     Don't forget to equip your condom first. [12:29] Gin     And what happened to being subtle?! SIGN    Item Shop [12:32] Sa     Yes, we should buy items before     we go on our adventure. [12:36] Sa     Oh, this is terrible! SIGN    Cypress Stick [12:37] Sa     They only sell Cypress Sticks. [12:39] Gin     What are we supposed to use that for?! [12:41] Sa     We're supposed to go into a dangerous     cave without any armor?! [12:44] Gin     Your cave is what's dangerous! [12:46] Sa     Let me talk to the manager! [12:49] Gin     Why?! SIGN    The Manager has appeared! SIGN    Fight     Defend     Magic     Escape SIGN    Normal Attack     Special Technique SIGN    The manager summoned help. [12:50] Gin     Do you have to fight the     manager in this game?! [12:53] Gin     And isn't this the same manager? SIGN    Part-timer A has appeared.     Part-timer B has appeared.     Part-timer C has appeared.     Part-timer D has appeared. [12:54] Gin     It's the same manager! [12:56] Gin     And why are you with them?! [12:58] N     Now they must defeat Part-timers     A, C, the last boss, [13:00] N     and D before Part-timer B can     become a full-time employee! [13:04] Gin     Who gives a damn about Part-timer B?! [13:07] N     Only one couple remains! [13:08] ---     Will they be able to achieve victory?! [13:11] Gin     C-Can we just skip this? [13:13] Gin     We're the only ones left. [13:14] Gin     We should advance by default. [13:16] N     Oh, what's this?! [13:18] N     Why are the finalists here?! [13:22] Shin     H-Huh? [13:23] Shin     We've gotten lost in a strange place. [13:25] Shin     I'm sorry! [13:26] Shin     Let's turn back. [13:28] Momo     Yes. [13:31] Momo     Then I'll make sure you don't     get lost by holding your hand. [13:34] Shin     Huh? [13:35] Shin     But Momo-san... [13:36] Shin     This way is... [13:38] Momo     Shinpachi-kun, you see... [13:41] Momo     As long as I'm with you, I'm never lost. [13:45] Momo     No, [13:48] ---     as long as I'm with you... [13:50] Momo     Let's get lost together. [13:53] All     The sign! [13:55] All     That's the sign! [13:57] N     Shimura has barged into     the Pinko-chan contest [14:00] ---     and taken an insurmountable lead! [14:04] Okita     Huh? [14:05] Okita     We've gotten lost in a strange place. [14:07] Momo     Then I'll make sure you don't get lost. [14:10] Okita     Hey. [14:11] Okita     Who gave you permission     to walk in front of me? [14:13] Sayaka     Master, I have followed     every one of your orders [14:19] Sayaka     because it made me happy. [14:22] Sayaka     But... [14:23] Sayaka     I want to make you happy! [14:27] Sayaka     I... [14:28] Okita     Bubera! [14:31] Sayaka     ...want to grind my heels     into this filthy pig! [14:35] Okita     Huh? [14:36] Sayaka     Such a stupid pig. [14:37] Sayaka     Your weak admonishments no     longer do anything for me! [14:42] Sayaka     I'm going to teach you true     pain and pleasure, boy! [14:46] All     The sign! [14:48] All     We don't know what kind of sign it is, but     Sayaka-chan has given some kind of sign! [14:51] N     Oh! Shimura is also joined by Okita [14:54] N     with a newly awakened Sayaka-chan     as they step inside! [14:58] N     What's going on?! [14:59] N     Are they going to leave the Pinko-chan team     behind and enter the finals alone?! [15:04] Kondo     What are you doing, Joe?! [15:06] Kondo     The bell has rung! [15:08] G     Seriously, what's wrong with him? [15:10] H     He should make himself scarce. [15:12] C     Nobody wants to see Pinko! [15:13] C     Get lost! [15:14] All     Go home! Go home! Go home! [15:23] Kondo     Stand! Stand up, Joe! [15:25] Kondo     The only one who can     save Shinpachi-kun... [15:27] Kondo     The only one who can defeat     Sogo and avenge me... [15:29] Kondo     The only one who can     protect Pinko-chan... [15:32] Kondo     ...is you, her boyfriend! [15:34] Kondo     Teach them the true meaning of     a boyfriend, a girlfriend... [15:39] Kondo     Of love! [15:41] Kondo     Now stand! [15:42] Kondo     Stand up, Joe! [15:51] Pinko     Hey, you knocked off my kerchief. [15:55] A     Th-That's... [15:56] B     I-Impossible... [15:58] B     Who... [16:01] All     ...is that?! [16:04] Gin     Who is she? [16:07] Gin     That should be obvious. [16:10] Gin     She's my Pinko. [16:12] Pinko     Let me go! [16:14] D     No way! [16:15] D     What's happened?! [16:16] Shin     Wh-What is this? [16:19] Kondo     He's finally woken up. [16:22] Kondo     There are times when a grown-up [16:23] ---     doesn't have the option     to request a change. [16:25] Kondo     There are times when a grown-up     has no choice but to stand erect. [16:30] Kondo     If virgins create illusions     to escape from reality, [16:33] Kondo     grown-ups create illusions     to fight against reality. [16:36] Kondo     Yes, illusions that are     capable of altering reality! [16:41] Kondo     Love. [16:43] Pinko     Th-That's not funny! [16:45] Pinko     I'm not your woman! [16:48] Pinko     I already said that I'm     gonna avenge En-beep-ri! [16:52] N     Oh, it appears that Pinko-chan     hasn't changed on the inside! [16:55] Pinko     Die! [16:57] Enari     Mom, that's not helping, okay? [17:02] A     En-beep-ri has also transformed! [17:04] Enari     I'm sorry, Sakata-san. [17:06] Enari     My mom needed to vent her grief     on someone after losing me! [17:11] Gin     Except you're still talking! [17:14] Enari     But the truth is that she appreciates     that you were always there for her... [17:18] Pinko     Hey, what are you saying? [17:20] Pinko     I was just tailing him. [17:24] Pinko     And it wasn't because     I like you or anything! [17:27] Pinko     I did it so I could kill you     whenever I wanted! [17:30] Pinko     Don't get the wrong idea. [17:32] Pinko     I don't like you at all! [17:35] Enari     Mom, I never said that you liked him. [17:44] All     A-A tsundere?! [17:48] E     What?! [17:49] E     How can such a worn-out genre     feel new and refreshing?! [17:53] D     The impact of her tsun was doubled     because she was originally Pinko! [17:57] D     The result is that the impact     of her dere is also double! [18:01] Enari     I just want you to be happy. [18:04] Enari     You shouldn't have to bear the burden     of a son who isn't even your own. [18:08] Enari     You haven't been able to live     the life of a young girl. [18:12] Pinko     I am your father's wife. [18:14] Pinko     It doesn't matter if he's dead. [18:17] Enari     Your relatives forced     you into that marriage. [18:19] Enari     You never even held hands with Dad. [18:21] All     Wh-What's that?! [18:24] A     Impossible! [18:25] A     A widow with a son, and     she's miraculously pure?! [18:30] Pinko     But Tak-beep-zo was kind to me. [18:33] Enari     Yes, Dad cared deeply for you. [18:36] Enari     That's why he's wishing for     your happiness from up above. [18:40] Takuzo     Pinko, go do it! [18:42] All     Tak-beep-zo has given his permission?! [18:47] Pinko     I-I guess I don't have a choice. [18:49] Pinko     If Tak-beep-zo insists... [18:50] Pinko     I don't want to do this, but     I guess I'll go with you... [18:54] Pinko     But don't get the wrong idea. [18:56] Pinko     I-I'm not the kind of girl who would [18:59] ---     come to a place like this     with a man I don't like! [19:05] N     There it is! [19:09] N     Sakata has shown us the power     of an awakened Pinko-chan [19:13] ---     and gone inside! [19:15] Shin     An illusion to fight     against reality is love?! [19:19] Shin     My ideal girlfriend will never lose     to a grown-up's disgusting fantasy! [19:23] Shin     Isn't that right, Okita-san?! [19:26] Shin     Okita-san?! Okita-san! [19:29] Gin     Love isn't all it's cracked up to be! [19:33] Gin     Just you watch! [19:35] Shin     My love with Momo-san is eternal! [19:37] Shin     This is the end! SIGN    The manager has appeared. [19:42] Both     Why is the manager here?! [19:44] N     Well, we can't actually     show what happens next, [19:46] ---     so we'll use the manager instead. [19:48] All     That only makes it worse! [19:50] N     The final battle will be a contest     to send the manager to heaven! [19:55] N     Managetris! [19:57] Shin     What's that supposed to be?! [19:59] Shin     After all that, I have     to face the manager?! [20:02] N     Shimura has made mistake after mistake! [20:03] N     He can't mask his frustration?! [20:05] Shin     Damn! Damn! [20:06] N     Oh, and here comes the penalty! [20:10] N     A rain of managers! [20:12] Shin     This is... [20:13] N     Sakata! [20:15] N     He's calmly sending managers to     heaven as though nothing happened! [20:20] Shin     Y-You don't love your     girlfriend, Gin-san! [20:23] Shin     So it doesn't matter if her     appearance has changed! [20:25] Gin     That's true. [20:26] Gin     But is it love in your case     if you're so easily disturbed? [20:33] Gin     Women aren't going to follow     the script like in a game. [20:36] Gin     The hottest girl around     will still fart and poop. [20:40] Gin     Eventually, she'll age and     become an ugly manager. [20:42] Shin     Uh, she won't turn into the manager! [20:44] Gin     If you love someone, that means     you're ready to accept that. [20:49] Gin     Love is the resolve to create an     illusion that accepts this reality. [20:56] Gin     When you love a cold machine... [20:59] Gin     If you can't show affection for     the manager, humans, reality, [21:05] Gin     you have no right to speak of love! [21:07] Gin     This is my love! [21:10] Gin     56 straight Pinkos! [21:15] N     There it is! SIGN    Winner Loser [21:16] N     The manager has gone! [21:18] N     It's over! [21:20] N     Sakata has shown the virgins     what adult love is about! [21:25] Gin     Stand up, Shinpachi. [21:27] Gin     It's not over. [21:29] Gin     This is a new beginning for you all. [21:31] Gin     If you were able to pour     this much love into a game, [21:35] Gin     I'm sure that you'll be able     to love a real person one day. [21:40] Shin     Gin-san... [21:41] Gin     That means you need to stop     playing games and face reality. [21:46] Shin     Uh, well... [21:47] Shin     You're the one who     needs to face reality. [21:52] Okita     Most people wouldn't take     off their underwear. [21:52] Sa     Gin-san! Over here! [21:55] Kondo     We were on the verge of becoming him? [21:58] Kondo     We need to wake up. [22:01] Gin     Okay, I need to increase my     boyfriend level so I can go [22:05] ---     on a trip to Atami next weekend. SIGN    Game Over SIGN    It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject [23:40] Kagura     Next time: [23:41] Kagura     It would take too much effort to make     this title sound like a text message subject.