# E125 - “Entering the Final Chapter!”
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***SIGN*** [GinTama the anime is entering its final chapter!]
***SIGN*** ["Entering the Final Chapter!"]
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin]
**[01:47] Shinpachi**
Well, it looks like the GinTama anime
is finally entering its final chapter.
**[01:51] Gintoki**
I never expected this to happen
in the middle of the third year.
**[01:55] Kagura**
Lately, JUMP anime just drag on
and on, and when they end,
**[01:59] Kagura**
it's like "Our battle has only just begun."
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to D. Grayman,
which ended like that.]
**[02:02] ---**
D. [bleep]man was just like that.
**[02:05] Gintoki**
Well, It's unfortunate that the
GinTama anime is ending,
**[02:08] Gintoki**
but let's do our best until the very end!
**[02:10] All**
All right!
**[02:12] Gintoki**
So how long do we have?
**[02:14] Shinpachi**
Huh?
**[02:15] Kagura**
How many episodes is the final chapter?
When is the final episode?
**[02:19] Shinpachi**
Oh, well...
**[02:20] Gintoki**
What? It hasn't been decided yet?
**[02:22] Kagura**
What? What's the big idea?
**[02:24] Shinpachi**
Well, how should I put this? Umm...
**[02:26] Shinpachi**
the final episode is...in about
half a year from now.
**[02:29] Kagura**
What?!
**[02:31] Gintoki**
We're half a year from the final episode?!
How long is this final chapter?!
**[02:35] ---**
That's enough for about two seasons
of a late night anime!
***SIGN*** [Note: Three months is the usual length
for one season of late night anime.]
**[02:37] Kagura**
Is it that the type of thing they've
been pulling in TV dramas lately-
**[02:40] Kagura**
that scam, where they keep saying
they're going to end?
**[02:41] ---**
When you look at the TV schedule, you
think it's going to be the final episode.
**[02:44] ---**
But when you watch it, it's
not the final episode at all.
**[02:46] ---**
It's the first half of the last chapter,
**[02:48] ---**
or the second part of the final chapter,
**[02:49] ---**
or the conclusion of the final chapter.
**[02:51] ---**
Is it that ploy where it keeps
dragging on and on?
**[02:54] Shinpachi**
Well, umm, that's right...
**[02:56] ---**
The third year of this anime
is getting kind of dull,
**[03:00] ---**
so I thought we should
get a little enthusiastic.
**[03:02] Gintoki**
Aww... I don't feel like doing
anything anymore.
**[03:04] Kagura**
You said it was the final chapter,
so I was getting excited.
**[03:08] Shinpachi**
Hey, you two...
**[03:09] Gintoki**
Let's end for today.
**[03:10] Kagura**
Yeah.
**[03:11] Shinpachi**
What? No way!
**[03:12] Gintoki**
Anyway, GinTama is over for today.
**[03:14] Kagura**
See you next week, uh-huh.
***SIGN***
**[04:49] Shinpachi**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What
should I do?
**[04:52] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What should
I write in a l-l-letter?!
**[04:56] Gintoki**
What are you getting all flustered
about, Shinpachi?
**[04:58] ---**
Just leave this to me!
**[05:00] Shinpachi**
The next episode... "Some Things Can Only
Be Conveyed Through the Written Word."
**[05:04] Gintoki**
Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
***SIGN*** [NOTE: King Kong is a Japanese standup comedy team.]
**[05:08] Shinpachi**
H-Hey!
**[05:10] ---**
It's only been six and a half
minutes since we started!
**[05:13] Gintoki**
Shut up. We've already done the
ending credits and the preview.
**[05:16] Gintoki**
We can call it a day, can't we?
**[05:17] Shinpachi**
If we end here, it'll be dead air!
**[05:20] Gintoki**
No, we've shown only this background since
we started. It's already like dead air.
**[05:25] Shinpachi**
Still...
**[05:26] Gintoki**
Anyway, GinTama is over for today.
**[05:30] Kagura**
Everyone, we won't do anything
even if you keep watching!
**[05:35] Gintoki**
Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
**[05:39] Shinpachi**
No, no, no, no, no, no. This is bad.
Our superiors will be furious.
**[05:43] Gintoki**
They're already mad at us
for a lot of other things.
**[05:45] Gintoki**
The producer has already written
several apologies this year.
**[05:48] Kagura**
Mu-san was moved to a different
department, too.
***SIGN*** [Note: Mu-san is now the producer of an Ad agency.]
**[05:51] Gintoki**
We can just write another apology.
**[05:54] Shinpachi**
We can't do that.
**[05:56] Gintoki**
If I say it's over, it's over.
**[05:57] ---**
After this, watch [bleep]
until Konkon Hills starts.
***SIGN*** [Note: Bleep covers Nintama Rantaro, a ninja anime for little kids. Kinkon Hills is a Japanese variety show.]
**[06:03] Gintoki**
Next is the King Kong twosome. Thanks.
**[06:07] Shinpachi**
I'm sorry! This is my fault!
**[06:10] ---**
Let's do this properly.
Okay? Okay? Okay?
**[06:13] Gintoki**
Oh well. Let's fill up the time.
**[06:16] Shinpachi**
Phew...
**[06:17] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[06:18] Kagura**
But I don't feel like doing
anything anymore.
**[06:20] Gintoki**
For times like this, we'll do that thing
with that thing like we always do.
**[06:23] Kagura**
Oh. If we do that thing with that
thing, they'll all do that thing.
**[06:27] Shinpachi**
I-I feel a sense of déjà vu...
**[06:30] Gintoki**
Anyway, we're going to
a commercial break.
**[06:32] Kagura**
We'll be dragging on like this even
after the commercial break.
**[06:41] Cm Bumpergintoki**
Anyway, we could have ended the episode
with thirty minutes of only that background,
**[06:47] Cm Bumpergintoki**
but we were told we couldn't do that.
**[06:49] ---**
So we're going to make due
with a mish-mash recap.
**[06:53] ---**
All right, Shinpachi, you can start us off
by looking back on the GinTama anime.
**[06:56] Shinpachi**
Well, if you're talking about GinTama, there's
one episode that you've got to mention.
**[07:01] Shinpachi**
Back then, I...
**[07:04] Shinpachi**
The land of samurai. The
time when our country...
**[07:06] Gintoki**
Hey! Why do you have to start
all the way back there?!
**[07:09] Shinpachi**
Well, this is the fateful episode
where we met.
**[07:11] Gintoki**
Last year's recap episode
started from there!
**[07:14] Kagura**
We don't need that.
**[07:16] Kagura**
Let's go to my first appearance, next...
**[07:18] Gintoki**
We already did that, too!
**[07:20] Gintoki**
Reminisce about other things!
**[07:24] Shinpachi**
But when I try to look back on GinTama
and take a look at the list of titles...
***SIGN*** ["Nobody With Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be That Bad"]
***SIGN*** ["You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits, Just the Armpits"]
**[07:29] ---**
It's difficult to remember anything
because a lot of the titles
***SIGN*** ["Watch Out for Conveyor Belts"]
**[07:31] ---**
make it impossible to tell what
the episode was about.
***SIGN*** ["You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm"]
***SIGN*** ["Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?"]
**[07:33] Kagura**
That's right.
***SIGN*** ["A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant"]
**[07:34] Kagura**
The episode I first appeared in was
***SIGN*** ["The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro. After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts"]
**[07:36] Kagura**
"Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes
Comes Out on Saturdays!"
***SIGN*** ["Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!"]
**[07:39] Kagura**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[07:41] Shinpachi**
Oh, I think that's just being considerate.
**[07:43] Gintoki**
Oh well. Then let's decide
on a theme and reminisce.
**[07:49] Gintoki**
For example: Gin-san's
top ten touching lines,
**[07:52] Gintoki**
or the top ten battles where
Gin-san looked cool.
**[07:54] Shinpachi**
Wait, why are they all
about you, Gin-san?
**[07:57] Kagura**
Then why don't we do the top
ten episodes that received
**[08:00] Kagura**
the most complaints from the viewers?
**[08:01] Shinpachi**
We can't do that!
**[08:03] Gintoki**
Oh yeah. Why don't we say that we're going
to reveal all of the unaired scenes
**[08:07] Gintoki**
and air them without the bleeps?
**[08:11] Kagura**
In that case, we should remove
the scrambled parts, too.
**[08:13] Shinpachi**
We'll be immediately cancelled!
**[08:17] Gintoki**
Anyway, it's difficult to make
a recap about GinTama
**[08:21] Gintoki**
because there isn't a continuous storyline and
the main character doesn't have a goal.
**[08:25] For Example**
For example, searching for seven
balls that grant wishes,
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Dragon Ball and ONE PIECE.]
**[08:29] For Example**
or trying to become the pirate king...
**[08:32] Shinpachi**
We did that a month ago.
**[08:35] Gintoki**
Oh...
**[08:35] Shinpachi**
Don't say "Oh." What are we going
to do? This is not even a recap.
**[08:38] ---**
If we don't cut it out, management
will be furious again.
**[08:41] Gintoki**
Really?!
**[08:42] Shinpachi**
I'm serious. This time, they're going
to haul another person away.
**[08:45] Gintoki**
What?!
**[08:49] Hijikata**
This is an official police bust!!
**[08:51] Gintoki**
What's your problem?
**[08:52] Gintoki**
Prince of Planet Mayo Maniac,
why are you here, mayo?
**[08:55] Hijikata**
We got word there was a suspicious secret
discussion going on here, mayo...
**[09:00] Hijikata**
I didn't mean to say "mayo"! What
in the world were you doing?!
**[09:04] Hijikata**
If you don't confess, I'll haul you in!
**[09:06] Gintoki**
I won't tell you, mayo!
**[09:08] Gintoki**
Anyway, who do you think you are, barging
into someone's house, mayo?!
**[09:11] Hijikata**
Stop with the "mayo"!
**[09:13] Okita**
So what were you all
talking about, mayo?
**[09:17] Shinpachi**
Well, the GinTama anime is finally
entering its final chapter,
**[09:22] Shinpachi**
so we thought we'd drum up some interest
by looking back on our past episodes.
**[09:25] Hijikata**
Tsk. Is that all? A recap episode, huh?
**[09:28] Shinpachi**
Don't say, "Is that all?"
**[09:29] ---**
We need it to help keep GinTama going
for the remaining six months.
**[09:34] ---**
There are lots of things
we need to preserve.
**[09:36] Kagura**
If we don't reminisce on cool scenes
and beautify them in our memories,
**[09:41] Kagura**
we won't last six months.
**[09:44] Hijikata**
Hmm... Cool scenes, huh?
***SIGN*** ["Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart"]
**[09:54] Hijikata**
He's finally exposed himself...
**[09:58] ---**
Yamazaki.
**[09:59] Yamazaki**
Yes!
**[10:00] Hijikata**
Track down their base, at all cost.
**[10:03] Yamazaki**
Sir!
**[10:05] Hijikata**
With all the Amanto in the world now,
**[10:08] Hijikata**
even the hero of the Amanto
war is just another criminal.
**[10:14] Hijikata**
It takes real guts to still be fighting
the Amanto these days.
**[10:18] Hijikata**
Hey, Okita, wake up.
**[10:23] Hijikata**
I'm surprised that you could sleep
through that explosion.
**[10:26] Okita**
Explosion? Did you let the
terrorists attack again?
**[10:31] ---**
What's your problem, Hijikata-san?
You need to apply yourself.
**[10:34] Hijikata**
You wanna sleep permanently?
**[10:37] Hijikata**
They can blow up all the
Amanto for all I care.
**[10:41] Hijikata**
I'll let those fishies swim for a bit before I'll
reel 'em in, line 'em up and cut their necks.
**[10:46] Hijikata**
It'll be a proud moment for the Shinsengumi.
I'm looking forward to this fight.
**[10:51] Gintoki**
Hey, that was the episode
when you first appeared!
**[10:55] Hijikata**
Ahem...
**[10:56] ---**
Then shall we look back
on Kondo-san next?
**[10:59] Omittedshinpachi**
No, we don't really need to
look back on Kondo-san.
**[11:02] Kagura**
No one wants to see that.
Our ratings will drop.
**[11:06] Kondo**
No, no. Right now, I'm
a gorilla-like character,
**[11:10] Kondo**
but I was cool when I first appeared.
***SIGN*** ["There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness"]
**[11:20] Kondo**
It's not gonna happen... Besides,
my butt hair is too thick.
**[11:24] Kondo**
There's no way a girl would
go out with me.
**[11:28] Kondo**
I'm no good.
**[11:30] Otae**
That's not true. You're just very manly!
And that's attractive, isn't it?
**[11:36] Kondo**
Then let me ask you this...
If your boyfriend's...
**[11:42] Kondo**
rear end looked like an afro with
a part down the middle, what would you do?
**[11:52] Otae**
I would love him, butt afro and all.
**[11:55] Kondo (Mono)**
What a goddess!
**[11:57] Kondo (Mono)**
She purifies unclean things
just like a Bodhisattva.
**[12:03] Kondo**
Butt-butt-butt-but will you marry me!
**[12:09] Otae**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** [Otae-san]
***SIGN*** [Otae-san, go out with me for a hump.]
***SIGN*** [Otae-san, marry me.]
**[12:12] Kondo**
Otae-san!! Marry me!!
**[12:17] Kondo**
I'm not the kind of man who takes
"No" for an answer twice!
**[12:20] Kondo**
My mom says women find more happiness
in being loved than in loving someone!
**[12:28] Kondo**
Otae-san!
**[12:30] ---**
Won't you just show your
angelic face at least?!
**[12:33] Kondo**
Otae-san!!
**[12:40] Kondo**
Right?! Right?!
**[12:43] Kondo**
Otae-san!
**[12:45] Otae**
Kondo-san, you seem to be mistaken...
**[12:48] Otae**
You've been nothing but a pathetic stalker-gorilla
since you first appeared!
**[12:56] Okita**
In order to avenge Kondo-san...
**[12:59] Okita**
Our Vice-Chief fought you once
again, mayo... Mayo...
***SIGN*** ["Fighting Should Be Done with Fists"]
**[13:18] Gintoki**
What's the big idea?!
**[13:21] Hijikata**
He may be a gorilla, but to us,
he's our beloved general!
**[13:27] Hijikata**
He built the Shinsengumi up from
nothing with just one sword.
**[13:30] Hijikata**
He's my brother-in-arms!
**[13:34] Hijikata**
I won't let anyone shame our unit...and who
so ever crosses that line, my blade...
**[13:39] Hijikata**
...shall taste
**[13:42] Hijikata**
his blood!
**[13:44] Hijikata**
Got him!
**[13:48] Hijikata**
What?!
**[13:52] Hijikata (Mono)**
Parried! He got me.
**[14:05] Okita**
Thus, Hijikata-san miserably lost, mayo.
**[14:09] Hijikata**
Stop talking like that! It's annoying!
**[14:12] Kagura**
Gin-chan really does steal
the cool scenes.
**[14:14] Okita**
But this isn't the only grudge between the
Shinsengumi and the Odd Jobs, mayo.
**[14:19] Shinpachi**
Huh? Did something happen?
**[14:21] Kondo**
Oh! That episode where Otae-san
and I were united!
**[14:25] Otae**
There is no such episode.
**[14:27] Gintoki**
There was an episode where the
Odd Jobs had a full-scale battle!
***SIGN*** ["Even if You Aren't Drunk, Pretend You Are and Steal Your Boss's Toupee"]
**[14:40] Otae**
Here you go, a bento box lunch.
**[14:43] Gintoki**
Sorry for barging in on a family outing.
**[14:46] Otae**
That's all right.
**[14:48] Otae**
It wouldn't be any fun viewing the cherry
blossoms with just the two of us.
**[14:50] Otae**
Right, Shin-chan?
**[14:53] Otae**
When our father was still alive,
**[14:55] Otae**
the three of us used to party like
crazy under the cherry trees.
**[14:59] ---**
Now, eat up.
**[15:00] Gintoki**
Well then, I'll dig in.
**[15:06] Gintoki**
What the heck is this-a sculpture?
**[15:08] Otae**
I can only make omelets.
**[15:11] Gintoki**
This isn't an omelet. This is a burnt egg.
**[15:15] Otae**
No matter what state it's in, as long
as the egg is cooked, it's an omelet.
**[15:18] Gintoki**
No, it's not. This isn't an omelet.
It's an innocent, abused egg.
**[15:22] Otae**
You're a man, so shut up and just eat it!!
**[15:24] Kagura**
If I don't eat this, I'll die.
If I eat this, I'll die.
**[15:28] Shinpachi**
You don't need to convince
yourself to eat it!!
**[15:30] ---**
Don't eat it. Your eyes
will go bad like mine.
**[15:34] Kondo**
You guys really are pitiful.
**[15:37] ---**
C'mon, give it to me... I'll eat it.
**[15:39] ---**
Just scoop some into this
Tupperware container.
**[15:43] Otae**
Why are you sitting here as if you're
a regular customer, you gorilla!
**[15:47] Otae**
What rock did you crawl out from under?!
**[15:48] Gintoki**
Whoa. Geez, is that stalker still after her?
**[15:52] Gintoki**
Maybe you should talk
to the town magistrate.
**[15:54] Shinpachi**
No, apparently he's a police officer.
**[15:57] Gintoki**
It's the end of the world...
**[15:58] Hijikata**
Sorry about that...
**[16:01] Gintoki**
Uh-oh. What do all you
ugly guys want with us?
**[16:05] Gintoki**
Are you hunting for mushrooms?
**[16:06] Hijikata**
Move out of our spot.
**[16:08] Hijikata**
That's a special spot the Shinsengumi
**[16:10] Hijikata**
uses for cherry blossom
viewing every year.
**[16:12] Gintoki**
What kind of excuse is that?
**[16:14] Gintoki**
Every spot is the same. What are
you, the 24-hour police thugs?!
**[16:18] Hijikata**
It's not the same! The cherry blossoms
look extra special from there!
**[16:22] ---**
Isn't that right, guys?
**[16:24] Unit Member A**
Well, I don't really care so long
as I can get smashed.
**[16:28] Unit Member B**
I don't mind if we sit on
the asphalt or wherever.
**[16:31] Okita**
Even sitting on asphalt, I can get in the
flower-watching mood if I have a drink.
**[16:35] Hijikata**
Shut up!! I actually couldn't
care less either.
**[16:39] Hijikata**
But I don't like the fact that we have
to move because of this jerk!
**[16:42] Hijikata**
Anyway, we sent Yamazaki
to save our spot, didn't we?
**[16:45] Hijikata**
Where did he go?
**[16:47] Okita**
He's playing badminton.
**[16:49] Hijikata**
Yamazaki!!
**[16:54] Kondo**
Well, anyway, that's the case.
**[16:57] Kondo**
We use this spot every
year, so just move.
**[17:02] ---**
We want everyone besides
Otae-san to leave.
**[17:04] Hijikata**
No, Otae-san leaves with you.
**[17:07] Kondo**
No, Otae-san stays.
**[17:09] Gintoki**
Who the hell do you schmucks think
you are, ordering us around?
**[17:13] Gintoki**
If you want to do something about
us, then bring a bulldozer.
**[17:17] Otae**
Bring a dozen cartons of Bäagen-Dash.
**[17:19] Kagura**
Bring some fried chicken.
**[17:22] Shinpachi**
You move pretty easily, don't you?
**[17:24] Hijikata**
Oh that's rich...talking back to
the bakufu government, eh?
**[17:28] Hijikata**
It looks like we'll be watching blood
swirl, instead of cherry blossoms.
**[17:33] Hijikata**
It looks like we're destined
to do this every year.
**[17:36] Hijikata**
I'm going to pay you back
for what you did last time!
**[17:38] Okita**
Hold it!
**[17:40] Okita**
We can't have you guys sword
fighting out in the open
**[17:43] Okita**
with innocent civilians nearby.
**[17:45] Okita**
Let's settle this in a Cherry
Blossom spirit.
**[17:48] ---**
The First Annual... Mallet and Helmet-style
rock paper scissors contest!!
**[17:53] All**
That has nothing to do with
cherry blossom viewing!!
***SIGN*** [Mallet and Helmet-style Rock Paper Scissors]
***SIGN*** [You need: a helmet, a toy hammer]
**[17:56] Okita**
Let me explain. In Mallet and
Helmet rock paper scissors...
**[18:00] ---**
You play one round of
rock paper scissors...
**[18:01] ---**
The winner gets to hit the loser.
**[18:03] ---**
The loser is safe if he blocks
it with his helmet,
**[18:05] ---**
but the winner wins the
game if he gets a hit in.
**[18:06] ---**
Anyway, it's something like that.
It's a wild and aggressive game.
**[18:11] Unit Member**
Go, Chief!
**[18:14] Okita**
Die, Vice-Chief!
**[18:16] Hijikata**
Who just told me to die?!
Seppuku for you, damn it!
**[18:19] Yamazaki**
Umm... This challenge
will be decided by...
**[18:20] Yamazaki**
three representatives from each side.
**[18:24] Yamazaki**
To be fair, Shinpachi-kun and I, Yamazaki,
will be the judges.
**[18:31] Yamazaki**
The winner wins the right to view cherry
blossoms from here and gets Otae-san.
**[18:36] Shinpachi**
What kind of rules are those?!
What are you, kidnappers?!
**[18:38] Shinpachi**
We don't gain anything
by winning or losing.
**[18:42] Yamazaki**
Then we'll give you a Shinsengumi sausage.
**[18:45] Yamazaki**
It was in the headquarters' refrigerator.
**[18:47] Shinpachi**
In other words, it's just an ordinary
sausage! We don't need that!!
**[18:50] Gintoki**
A sausage, he says. Let's go for it.
**[18:53] Kagura**
All right.
**[18:53] Shinpachi**
Idiots!! You guys are total idiots!!
***SIGN*** [Round One: Chief Kondo vs Otae-san]
**[18:57] Yamazaki**
Let's begin the first round!
Chief Kondo versus Otae!
**[19:01] Shinpachi**
Sis, don't push yourself.
I'll take your place.
**[19:05] Otae**
No, there's no honor in this
unless I do it myself.
**[19:09] Otae**
That man keeps popping up no matter
how many times I crush him.
**[19:12] Otae**
I'm sick of it...
**[19:15] ---**
I'm going to end to it right here and now.
**[19:17] Shinpachi (Mono)**
This is bad. That look in her eyes...
**[19:20] Yamazaki**
Well then...
**[19:20] ---**
Get ready to play...
**[19:23] Kondo**
Rock, paper...
**[19:23] Kondo**
Scissors!!
**[19:25] Kondo**
Whew, I'm safe!!
**[19:26] Shinpachi**
You're not safe! Run away, Kondo-san!
**[19:29] Kondo**
Huh?
**[19:30] Otae**
Spirits of heaven and hell,
give me strength!
**[19:31] Kondo**
Huh? Huh?
**[19:33] Otae**
Use me as an instrument
of divine judgment!!
**[19:34] Kondo**
Hey, Otae-san, I already
have the helmet on...
**[19:49] All (Mono)**
That's not in...the rules.
***SIGN*** [That's not in...the rules]
**[19:52] Unit Members**
Chief!
**[19:54] Unit Member C**
What the hell did you
do, you evil wench?!
**[19:56] Otae**
Oh... So you want to fight, too?
**[19:59] Unit Members**
We're very sorry.
**[20:01] Yamazaki**
Shinpachi-kun, you have
it rough, don't you?
**[20:04] Shinpachi**
I'm used to it.
**[20:06] Yamazaki**
Umm... The Chief is unable to continue,
**[20:09] Yamazaki**
so the first round is a draw.
**[20:12] Yamazaki**
For the second round,
**[20:13] Yamazaki**
both contestants please try to
at least follow the rules...
**[20:15] People**
Whoa!
**[20:17] Unit Member A**
They've already started!
**[20:18] Unit Member B**
They're fast!! They're super fast!!
**[20:22] Unit Member C**
They're so fast it looks like they both
have a hammer and a helmet.
**[20:29] Hijikata**
Oh? She's evenly matched
against Sogo?
**[20:33] Hijikata**
Who is that girl?
**[20:34] ---**
Sogo's got no brains,
**[20:36] ---**
but he's got the strongest sword
arm in the Shinsengumi.
**[20:39] Gintoki**
Evenly matched?
**[20:41] Gintoki**
You think a human can
stand up to Kagura?
**[20:43] ---**
She's a member of the nearly
extinct race of warriors,
**[20:46] ---**
the Yato clan. She's amazing.
**[20:49] Hijikata**
What? Well, our Sogo...
**[20:52] Gintoki**
Well, our Kagura...
**[20:54] Shinpachi**
Hey, knock it off!
**[20:56] Shinpachi**
You sound ridiculous-like little kids
bragging "my daddy is a pilot"!!
**[21:01] Shinpachi**
Never mind that. Did you guys
start drinking already?!
**[21:05] Gintoki**
Huh? Our round started already.
Okay, next up tequila.
**[21:09] Hijikata**
Bring it on.
**[21:11] Shinpachi**
Man, they're in their own world
with that drinking contest.
**[21:17] Yamazaki**
Wow. The battle on this side
has become ever fiercer.
**[21:21] Shinpachi**
Huh? Wait a minute...
**[21:22] Unit Member A**
Both of them are clearly
wearing a helmet.
**[21:25] Unit Member A**
And they don't have hammers.
**[21:27] Unit Member B**
They're not even playing
rock paper scissors.
**[21:29] Unit Members**
They're just beating the
crap out of each other!!
**[21:31] Shinpachi**
I told you to follow the rules!!
**[21:34] Yamazaki**
This is so out of control.
**[21:36] Shinpachi**
Oh well. We have to decide
this with the final showdown.
**[21:39] ---**
Gin-sa...
**[21:42] Shinpachi**
Hey! What are you doing?
You two can't fight like this!
**[21:47] Gintoki**
Don't worry. I can still do
this. Let's settle this...
**[21:53] Hijikata**
Bring it on, damn it!
**[21:54] Gintoki**
It would be boring to settle
things normally.
**[21:57] Gintoki**
Why don't we play some
"Cut and Parry-style
**[22:00] Gintoki**
rock-paper scissors" using real swords?
**[22:02] Hijikata**
Bring it on, damn it!
**[22:03] Gintoki**
"Bring it on" is all you've been saying.
**[22:07] Gintoki**
I feel weird asking you this,
but are you all right?
**[22:10] Hijikata**
Bring it on, damn it!!
**[22:12] Hijikata**
Yamazaki, give him a sword!!
**[22:14] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[22:14] ---**
Sure! Sure!
**[22:20] Shinpachi**
You shouldn't have given him a sword.
**[22:22] Yamazaki**
Huh?! But...
**[22:23] Gintoki**
Let's do this!
**[22:25] Hijikata**
Bring it on, damn it!
**[22:27] Hijikata**
Ready?
**[22:28] Hijikata**
Cut and parry-style rock paper...
**[22:30] Hijikata**
Scissors!!
**[22:32] Gintoki**
I win!!
**[22:42] Gintoki**
Don't worry. I used the back of my sword.
**[22:46] Gintoki**
Well, I hope you've learned your
lesson-don't mess with me.
**[22:49] Hijikata**
Hey you! You throw "rock" every time!
**[22:53] Hijikata**
Are you trying to make a fool of me?!
**[22:54] Gintoki**
What's wrong? You aren't
saying anything.
**[22:57] Hijikata**
Are you trying to make
a fool of me, huh?!
**[23:01] Yamazaki**
We both have pretty strange bosses.
**[23:04] Shinpachi**
Yeah...
**[23:06] Omittedshinpachi (Mono)**
Father, cherry blossoms are really best
when viewed with a large group.
**[23:12] Shinpachi (Mono)**
This is the most fun I've had
viewing cherry blossoms
**[23:14] Shinpachi (Mono)**
since you passed away.
**[23:17] Otae**
Come on, Shin-chan...
**[23:19] Shinpachi**
Oh, that's umm...
**[23:52] Omittedgintoki**
Huh? Where am I?
**[23:55] Shinpachi**
And so, we managed to fill
up thirty minutes of time.
**[23:59] Gintoki**
Well, it really was just a recap episode.
**[24:02] Gintoki**
Will the producer have to
write another apology?
**[24:04] Kagura**
It's all right. This happens
a lot with [bleep] as well.
***SIGN*** [Note: Bleep covers Code Geass.]
**[24:07] Kagura**
It's Sunrise's usual problematic pattern.
**[24:10] Shinpachi**
Well, anyway, we'll finally be entering
the final chapter next week!
**[24:15] Gintoki**
We still have half a year, so let's not
exert ourselves and drag it on.
**[24:18] Kagura**
We might extend into our fourth year!
**[24:23] Gintoki/ Shinpachi**
That won't happen.
**[24:25] Shinpachi**
Oh, we forgot the cast credits.
***SIGN*** [So anyway, we'd like to drag on until the final episode.]
***SIGN*** [Also, we won't be doing these crappy recaps or whatever anymore.]