# E220 - The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul
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**[01:31] Kagura**
Have you forgotten...
**[01:35] Kagura**
...about the red kerchief?
**[01:39] All**
They got in the kiddy bath!
***SIGN*** The Bathhouse, Where You're Naked in Body and Soul
**[01:52] Gin**
Huh? Why?
**[01:54] Gin**
Why?
**[01:56] Gin**
Why did these giants
get in the kiddy bath?
**[01:59] Gin**
U-Uh...
**[02:00] Gin**
The adult bath is warmer
and more comfortable.
**[02:04] Hedoro**
Oh...
**[02:04] Hedoro**
Actually, our race
can't stand hot water.
**[02:07] Hedoro**
We only bathe in cold water.
**[02:09] Hedoro**
We'd love to use the cold bath
over there but it's too small for us.
**[02:13] Gin**
We made the wrong choice!
**[02:15] Gin**
We should have gotten in the adult bath!
**[02:17] Gin**
Hey! We're completely surrounded!
**[02:19] Gin**
Like an innocent bystander in the
middle of a bunch of burly, tattooed men!
**[02:22] Kondo**
Dude, they're watching us!
**[02:23] Kondo**
They're staring at us!
**[02:24] Hijikata**
What do we do?! We can't get out!
**[02:26] Hedoro**
How is the water, Dad?
**[02:29] Dad**
Too warm!
**[02:30] Dad**
This is what the Edo folk are used to?
**[02:32] Dad**
I'd prefer cold water that
makes you shiver good.
**[02:36] Hedoro**
Our dad is a traditional Dakini.
**[02:39] Hedoro**
But it's true that the
water is a little lukewarm.
**[02:43] Shin**
Um, we were just saying how
the water was too warm.
**[02:46] Shin**
Want me to add some cold water?
**[02:47] Hedoro**
Oh, no. There's no need for that.
**[02:49] Hedoro**
I brought an iceberg just
in case this happened.
**[02:55] Saburo**
That's our Brother Hedoro!
**[02:57] Saburo**
He's always prepared.
**[02:58] Jiro**
This ice water is perfect.
**[03:02] Kondo**
Y-You bet!
**[03:03] Kondo**
It gives you a real kick!
**[03:05] Gin**
How cold do they need their water?!
**[03:07] Gin**
We aren't seals!
**[03:08] Kondo**
My lips are turning purple!
**[03:10] Kondo**
I'm gonna freeze to
death! Freeze to death!
**[03:13] Gin**
Hey! Someone get us out of here!
**[03:15] Shin**
No!
**[03:16] Shin**
They'll think that we don't
like their ice-cold water!
**[03:20] Okita**
Damn, I'm getting sleepy.
**[03:22] Hijikata**
Don't go to sleep! You'll die!
**[03:24] Chibi**
Papa, can I get out?
**[03:26] Gin**
That's it!
**[03:27] Gin**
Kids hate long baths!
**[03:29] Gin**
We'll use this chance to...!
**[03:30] Hedoro**
Absolutely not!
**[03:34] Hedoro**
You must stay in the bath
for at least ten minutes.
**[03:38] Hedoro**
Otherwise you won't be able to
wash away the sweat and grime.
**[03:42] Hedoro**
Look.
**[03:43] Hedoro**
Follow the example of these young men.
**[03:45] Hedoro**
They're even washing their heads.
**[03:48] Hedoro**
Goro, you need to do a
better job of raising him.
**[03:51] Goro**
Sorry, Brother.
**[03:52] Goro**
I can't stop spoiling him.
**[03:53] Kondo**
Ten minutes?!
**[03:54] Kondo**
If we stay in this freezing water
for ten minutes, we'll be dead!
**[03:58] Kondo**
No more!
**[03:59] Kondo**
My dick has shrunk to the point where
it looks like I have three balls.
**[04:03] Gin**
Wait, yours was always that small.
**[04:04] Kondo**
It's going to completely disappear!
**[04:06] Okita**
Either way, we're dead.
**[04:09] Okita**
Hijikata-san, you lead the way.
**[04:10] Hijikata**
Screw that!
**[04:11] Hijikata**
I'll do whatever it takes
to live longer than you!
**[04:14] Hijikata**
You go!
**[04:15] Gin**
Then the person who runs out of breath
first gets to take one for the team.
**[04:18] Gin**
That settles it!
**[04:19] Kondo**
Hey, that's dirty!
**[04:21] Kondo**
You go!
**[04:22] Gin**
You!
**[04:23] Kondo**
You!
**[04:24] Gin**
Bastard!
**[04:28] Shin**
Hey! This isn't the time to
be fighting amongst ourselves!
**[04:31] Kondo**
I refuse to go!
**[04:34] Gin**
Hey! Hold on!
**[04:35] Gin**
What are you holding on to?
**[04:45] Gin**
Hey! Why are you holding that?!
**[04:48] Gin**
And that geezer's balls really sag!
**[04:50] Shin**
Let go! Quick!
**[04:52] Kondo**
N-No!
**[04:53] Kondo**
I can't move my fingers!
They're frozen stiff!
**[04:54] Gin**
Hey, surface and make
up some kind of excuse!
**[04:57] Gin**
We'll deal with the situation down here.
**[04:58] Both**
What kind of excuse do you want?!
**[05:03] Shin**
Y-Yeah, this is such a nice bath.
**[05:07] Hedoro**
What were you doing underwater?
**[05:09] Hijikata**
Oh, we were holding a
little diving contest.
**[05:12] Hijikata**
It's all the rage these days.
**[05:14] Hijikata**
Damn, I lost!
**[05:16] Hedoro**
Earthlings are such fun.
**[05:20] Hedoro**
Hm? Is something wrong, Dad?
**[05:22] Dad**
Hm, my crotch feels strange.
**[05:25] Hedoro**
Huh?
**[05:26] Shin**
O-Oh, it must be a side
effect of the water!
**[05:29] Hedoro**
A side effect of the water?
**[05:30] Shin**
Yes, you know?
**[05:32] Shin**
Right, Mr. Make-up-an-excuse?
**[05:34] Shin**
Why don't you explain it to them?
**[05:35] Hijikata**
What?!
**[05:39] Hijikata**
I-In fact, the water in this bath
is drawn from an underground spring
**[05:42] Hijikata**
known as the Biagra Spring.
**[05:44] All**
The Biagra Spring?
**[05:46] Hijikata**
It's excellent for improving
your health and sexual drive!
**[05:50] Dad**
Oh, I see.
**[05:52] Dad**
That's why it feels like
something's tugging on my junk.
**[05:56] Hijikata**
I-I'm sure that you'll feel like
a young man once you're done here.
**[06:01] Dad**
Oh, that sounds like a challenge.
**[06:03] Dad**
Honey, let's try for number six tonight!
**[06:07] Mom**
Oh, please.
**[06:09] Hedoro**
Come on, Dad.
**[06:15] Goro**
Huh?
**[06:15] Hedoro**
Dad?
**[06:17] Shin**
Your dad must be really excited.
**[06:19] Shin**
He's joining in the diving contest.
**[06:21] Jiro**
Oh, I see.
**[06:23] Saburo**
But I see a lot of bubbles.
**[06:26] Hedoro**
Oh, his hand.
**[06:26] Shiro**
He seems to be struggling...
**[06:28] Shin**
I-It's a V!
**[06:29] Shin**
He's signaling V for victory!
**[06:30] Shin**
It's too easy!
**[06:31] Shiro**
Oh, he was signaling a V.
**[06:33] Goro**
Oh, somebody's come up for a breath!
**[06:35] Kondo**
Hel...
**[06:37] Jiro**
He just asked for help...
**[06:43] Saburo**
Uh, it's obvious that something's
happening down there...
**[06:46] Shin**
Nothing's happening!
Nothing's happening at all!
**[06:48] Hijikata**
Th-They're just playing around.
**[06:49] Hijikata**
Those guys are such jokers.
**[06:51] Hedoro**
Hey, Jiro.
**[06:52] Hedoro**
Take a look down there.
**[06:53] Jiro**
Y-Yes.
**[06:54] Shin**
Hold on!
**[06:55] Shin**
Nothing's happening!
**[06:56] Shin**
Everything's okay!
**[06:58] Hedoro**
Oh, there he is.
**[07:00] Goro**
We were worried, Dad.
**[07:02] Goro**
Are you okay?
**[07:03] Kondo**
Sorry, sorry.
**[07:04] Kondo**
I ran into this giant squid underwater.
**[07:06] Kondo**
Man, I thought I was finished.
**[07:08] Both**
Uh, we're definitely finished now!
**[07:10] Hedoro**
Huh? Wait, who are you?
**[07:12] Kondo**
Huh? Wh-What are you talking
about? I'm your dad.
**[07:14] Both**
No, no, no.
**[07:16] Both**
You can't fool them like that!
**[07:17] Gin**
Oh, it must be the Biagra Spring.
**[07:20] Okita**
He's young again. That's awesome.
**[07:23] Both**
Impossible! They're not gonna buy it!
**[07:25] Hedoro**
What?
**[07:26] Hedoro**
R-Really?
**[07:27] Hedoro**
You look like a completely
different person.
**[07:29] Kondo**
What?! You've forgotten how
your own father looks?!
**[07:31] Kondo**
Honey, let's forget about these
heartless jerks and make a new kid!
**[07:38] Hijikata**
She's ignoring him!
**[07:40] Hijikata**
She knows the truth!
**[07:42] Kondo**
A-Anyway, it's time to get out.
**[07:44] Kondo**
I'm feeling a bit chilly
after the long bath.
**[07:46] Hedoro**
Wait a moment, Dad.
**[07:48] Hedoro**
Something's dangling from your crotch.
**[07:51] Shin**
Dad is dangling from dad!
**[07:54] Kondo**
What are you talking about?
**[07:55] Kondo**
That's just my ball sack.
**[07:57] Hedoro**
Your ball sack?
**[07:59] Hedoro**
It looks exactly like your former self.
**[08:01] Kondo**
It's just a ball sack.
**[08:02] Kondo**
Look at the wrinkles.
**[08:03] Kondo**
It's become bloated after
sitting in the water.
**[08:04] Hedoro**
C-Come to think of it, I've never
seen your ball sack before.
**[08:08] Hedoro**
So this is your ball sack?
**[08:10] Shin**
Of course not!
**[08:14] Shin**
Gi-Gin-san!
**[08:16] Gin**
We've got no choice.
**[08:17] Gin**
They got stuck together.
**[08:18] Gin**
We'll just have to ride out
the storm on this story.
**[08:20] Shin**
Is that even possible?!
**[08:21] Shin**
We're supposed to
weather the stormy seas
**[08:23] Shin**
with that heavy anchor
dangling from our boat?!
**[08:34] Shin**
Yeah, it's not happening.
**[08:36] Shin**
What do we do?
**[08:38] Shin**
We should apologize before
they figure out what happened.
**[08:40] Gin**
Apologize?
**[08:42] Gin**
For getting tangled up in
their old man's ball sack
**[08:45] Gin**
and treating him like a ball sack?
**[08:49] Gin**
If we do that, we'll be murdered
by the family of demons!
**[08:54] Gin**
We'll have to trust him.
**[08:56] Gin**
He'll make it work somehow.
**[08:59] Gin**
All we can do is pray.
**[09:01] Gin**
I pray for our success.
**[09:02] Hijikata**
Wait a second!
**[09:04] Hijikata**
Don't just spit out
cliches and run away!
**[09:07] Hijikata**
Do something about Kondo-san!
**[09:08] Gin**
What?
**[09:09] Gin**
It's his own fault for getting
tangled in the ball sack!
**[09:12] Hedoro**
What are you arguing about?
**[09:14] Hedoro**
Did you forget your shampoo?
**[09:17] Hedoro**
I can lend you my Temote.
**[09:20] Gin**
N-No, I prefer Tsubakiki.
**[09:22] Hijikata**
I go for Vidal Hahhoon.
**[09:24] Gin**
Uh, I think I stayed in the bath
too long, so I'd like to get going.
**[09:28] Hedoro**
What? You haven't washed your body yet.
**[09:31] Hedoro**
Are you trying to be considerate
and give our family some space?
**[09:34] Gin**
No, that's not it.
**[09:35] Hedoro**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[09:37] Hedoro**
We were the ones who barged in
on the bath you had reserved.
**[09:41] Hedoro**
Please allow us to wash your backs.
**[09:44] Hedoro**
I cannot leave before I've
shown my appreciation.
**[09:47] Gin**
He wants to show his appreciation...
**[09:50] Hijikata**
He won't let us leave
until he's gotten revenge.
**[09:52] Hedoro**
Jiro, Saburo.
**[09:54] Hedoro**
Shiro, Goro.
**[09:57] Hedoro**
We're going to wash their backs.
**[10:01] Gin**
N-No, no, no!
**[10:02] Shin**
N-No, thanks!
**[10:03] Shin**
We can wash ourselves!
**[10:06] Okita**
That's right.
**[10:07] Okita**
When someone stands behind me,
I get the urge to beat him down.
**[10:09] Hijikata**
Hey! Stop making threats!
**[10:11] Hijikata**
This isn't the time to let
your sadistic side take over!
**[10:13] Kondo**
Yeah! Let them wash your backs!
**[10:17] Gin**
That's enough out of
you, Grandpa Ball-Sack!
**[10:20] Gin**
The gorilla is killing
our chance to escape!
**[10:24] Hedoro**
I'll wash Dad's back.
**[10:27] Hedoro**
Let me know if there are
any spots that itch.
**[10:29] Kondo**
This brings back memories.
**[10:31] Kondo**
When you were little, you
used to wash my back for me.
**[10:34] Hedoro**
You would always get mad.
**[10:37] Hedoro**
You would yell at me to wash harder.
**[10:41] Hedoro**
Dad! What's wrong?!
**[10:43] Jiro**
His skin has peeled off, Brother Hedoro!
**[10:46] Hedoro**
Impossible!
**[10:47] Hedoro**
Dad used a sponge with
nails to wash himself!
**[10:50] Saburo**
When did he become so weak?
**[10:53] Shiro**
Maybe this isn't Dad?
**[10:56] Gin**
I-It must be, you know...
**[10:58] Gin**
The soap. He must be
allergic to the soap.
**[11:01] Hedoro**
Would he start gushing blood
because he's allergic to the soap?
**[11:05] Gin**
The soap on Earth is really acidic,
**[11:08] ---**
so you have to be careful
or your body will dissolve!
**[11:10] Hedoro**
Really...
**[11:11] Hedoro**
I'm sorry, Dad.
**[11:13] Gin**
I-It must be hard when you don't
know anything about this place.
**[11:16] Gin**
We'll teach you the Earth
way of taking a bath,
**[11:18] ---**
so please have a seat!
**[11:24] Jiro**
Earthlings are so kind.
**[11:26] Goro**
They allowed us in the bath that
they had previously reserved,
**[11:29] Goro**
and they're even offering
to wash our backs.
**[11:31] Hedoro**
Thank you very much.
**[11:33] Hedoro**
I promise to return the favor.
**[11:35] Gin**
N-No, we just want you to
enjoy your stay on Earth.
**[11:39] Hijikata**
Hey! Why are we doing this?!
**[11:42] Gin**
It beats having the skin
ripped off our backs!
**[11:44] Hijikata**
Washing their backs
is just as dangerous!
**[11:48] Shin**
But we can prevent any further damage
**[11:50] ---**
to Kondo-san by teaching
them how we clean.
**[11:54] Hedoro**
Let us learn how they wash
their bodies in Edo, Dad.
**[11:59] Shin**
See?
**[12:00] Hijikata**
We need to be really delicate,
**[12:01] ---**
'cause Kondo-san's body can't take much more.
**[12:03] Gin**
That settles it.
**[12:05] Gin**
Now, Hedoro-san.
**[12:06] Gin**
Do as I do.
**[12:08] Gin**
First, you must have a gentle mindset.
**[12:11] Gin**
The soap on Earth is strong,
**[12:13] ---**
so the softest of sponges
can still hurt your body.
**[12:17] Gin**
First, we add lotion to the
water to make it smoother.
**[12:21] Hijikata**
What kind of bath are we talking about?!
**[12:23] Hijikata**
We don't need to teach them how to
**[12:24] ---**
wash at the bathhouses you frequent!
**[12:25] Gin**
I don't frequent them!
**[12:26] Gin**
If the water is slimy enough,
**[12:28] ---**
nobody will notice when
there's an accident!
**[12:30] Hijikata**
What kind of accident?!
**[12:32] Hijikata**
Your mind is a pile of slime!
**[12:34] Okita**
So you're a fan, boss.
**[12:38] Hijikata**
And he already slimed him!
**[12:41] Okita**
Huh, he's smoking?
**[12:44] Shiro**
My body is on fire!
**[12:46] Shiro**
Wh-What did you do?!
**[12:49] Shin**
What is this?!
**[12:50] Shin**
They're all in pain, Gin-san!
**[12:52] Okita**
This is bad, chief.
**[12:54] Okita**
It looks like their weakness is lotion.
**[12:56] Gin**
What?!
**[12:58] Gin**
Their weakness is lotion?
**[12:59] ---**
Sure, most guys have a weakness for lotion!
**[13:03] Kondo**
Lotion is getting in my wounds!
**[13:05] Hedoro**
Say, Odd Jobs. Is everything okay?
**[13:08] Gin**
E-Everything is fine!
**[13:09] Gin**
This liquid kills germs.
**[13:12] Gin**
The pain means that the germs are dying!
**[13:14] Gin**
B-But we should probably wash it off.
**[13:18] Gin**
Hey! Pour water on them!
**[13:20] Gin**
Wash off the lotion!
**[13:26] Hijikata**
Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
**[13:28] Gin**
Wh-Who poured lotion
all over the floor?!
**[13:30] Hijikata**
You did!
**[13:32] Okita**
Chief, am I doing it right?
**[13:34] Hijikata**
You don't have to copy him!
**[13:36] Shin**
Hijikata-san, we have no choice!
**[13:38] Shin**
Act like this is how we bathe in Edo!
**[13:41] Hijikata**
Hell no!
**[13:43] Shin**
If you don't, you'll end up like him.
**[13:44] Hedoro**
Odd Jobs, are you sure this is
the proper way to apply water?
**[13:49] Hijikata**
It's fine.
**[13:50] Hijikata**
This is how we bathe in Edo.
**[13:53] Hedoro**
You Edo folk are amazing.
**[13:55] Hedoro**
You torture yourselves
when you take a bath?
**[13:59] Gin**
Pretty much!
**[13:59] Gin**
It's like a form of training!
**[14:03] Hedoro**
I'm very impressed by you samurai.
**[14:06] Hedoro**
I wouldn't be able to
stand this treatment.
**[14:10] Gin**
H-He's running out of patience?!
**[14:12] Hijikata**
Any more and he'll kill us all!
**[14:15] Hijikata**
I can't trust this guy with our lives!
**[14:18] Hijikata**
I'll take over then.
**[14:21] Hijikata**
I have to make up for all
the previous failures.
**[14:24] Hijikata**
First, we pull the head out of the wall
**[14:26] ---**
and wash it with lukewarm wate-
**[14:29] Hijikata**
Wate-
**[14:32] Hijikata**
H-He won't come out!
**[14:35] Hijikata**
Wate-
**[14:40] Hijikata**
But you're actually trying to
impale your forehead on the horns.
**[14:43] Shin**
Even Hijikata-san screwed up!
**[14:46] Hedoro**
Huh? Why would you do that?
**[14:49] Hijikata**
This is how we make amends
for the previous step.
**[14:53] Hijikata**
Yeah, isn't that right?
**[14:55] Gin**
No, I've never heard that before.
**[14:59] Hijikata**
Huh?
**[14:59] Gin**
That's not how we bathe in Edo.
**[15:02] Hijikata**
The bastard is ignoring my mistake?!
**[15:06] Hijikata**
That's bullshit!
**[15:07] Hijikata**
I've been saving your
ass this whole time!
**[15:09] Hijikata**
No, think long and hard.
**[15:11] Hijikata**
You've done this before.
**[15:12] Gin**
No, I haven't.
**[15:13] Gin**
I guarantee it.
**[15:14] Gin**
Why would I want to do that?
**[15:16] Gin**
Could you stop?
**[15:17] Gin**
It's pretty disgusting to try to pass
off your mistake as an Edo tradition.
**[15:20] Hijikata**
Then what the hell have you
been doing this whole time?!
**[15:22] Hedoro**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[15:24] Hijikata**
Man, this is bad!
**[15:26] Hijikata**
He's figured out that something's wrong!
**[15:27] Okita**
Huh? You don't follow this practice?
**[15:30] Okita**
Everybody in the Shinsengumi does.
**[15:34] Hijikata**
Sogo...
**[15:35] Hijikata**
You're helping me?
**[15:37] Okita**
Watch this.
**[15:38] Okita**
You aim for the center...
**[15:40] Okita**
Like this!
**[15:41] Hijikata**
Why me?!
**[15:44] Hijikata**
I was wondering why he
would jump to my rescue.
**[15:47] Hijikata**
Now I see why!
**[15:49] Hijikata**
In that case...
**[15:55] Shin**
Do these people even realize
that we're in a bathhouse?!
**[15:58] Shin**
This has nothing to do
with bathing anymore!
**[16:00] Shin**
And why are the Hedoro brothers
letting you do this?!
**[16:04] Hedoro**
I see, there are many
different practices in Edo.
**[16:08] Shin**
Gin-san! Kondo-san!
**[16:12] Shin**
Th-That's a barbaric practice that was
introduced by some country bumpkins!
**[16:15] Shin**
You don't need to follow it!
**[16:16] Hedoro**
Oh, really. That's good.
**[16:19] Hedoro**
Since the practice would
damage our precious horns.
**[16:22] Shin**
Horns?
**[16:23] Hedoro**
Yes, for the Dakini, our horns are
almost as important as our lives.
**[16:30] Hedoro**
One represents our pride.
**[16:32] Hedoro**
The other represents our soul.
**[16:34] Hedoro**
If our horns are damaged, our
pride and soul are tarnished.
**[16:41] Gin**
The soul of a Dakini...
**[16:43] Hijikata**
...is stuck in the dirtiest
place in this world!
**[16:47] Gin**
Pull it out before they notice!
**[16:49] Hijikata**
It's no use! It's completely stuck!
**[16:52] Okita**
Kondo-san's rectal
muscles are superhuman.
**[16:54] Okita**
Let me handle this!
**[16:57] Hijikata**
Why did you snap them?!
**[16:59] Hedoro**
Saburo...
**[17:01] Hedoro**
Your horns...
**[17:02] Gin**
Is something wrong with his horns?!
**[17:05] Hedoro**
Well, Saburo's horns appear to be...
**[17:07] Hedoro**
Huh? They're fine.
**[17:09] Hedoro**
That's odd...
**[17:10] Hedoro**
I could have sworn that...
**[17:11] Gin**
I-It must have been your imagination.
**[17:13] Hijikata**
You stuck them in upside-down!
**[17:14] Hijikata**
You stabbed them right into his head!
**[17:16] Okita**
Anyway, it was tough
getting those horns out.
**[17:19] Okita**
Huh? They're still there.
**[17:21] Gin**
I snapped Shiro's horns off
and stuck them on Saburo.
**[17:24] Hijikata**
That doesn't help anything!
**[17:26] Hijikata**
Now Shiro's missing his horns!
**[17:27] Okita**
We'll have to snap off
Goro's horns next.
**[17:30] Hijikata**
Will it ever end?!
**[17:31] Gin**
Then we'll take one horn each from
Goro and Jiro to stick on Shiro.
**[17:34] Hijikata**
That's not the issue!
**[17:36] Hijikata**
You're just making it worse!
**[17:38] Gin**
What about the sixth one?
**[17:38] Hijikata**
There isn't a sixth brother!
**[17:40] Hijikata**
We only have five to work with!
**[17:41] Hedoro**
Hey, Saburo, Shiro.
**[17:43] Hedoro**
And Dad.
**[17:44] Hedoro**
If you fool around too much,
your precious horns will be...
**[17:48] Hedoro**
Shiro! Your horns!
**[17:50] Gin**
Is something wrong with his horns?!
**[17:51] Hijikata**
Now he docked them together!
**[17:53] Hedoro**
Well, Shiro's horns appear to be...
**[17:55] Hedoro**
Huh? They're fine.
**[17:57] Hedoro**
Wait, there's two of them, so
there should be four horns...
**[18:00] Okita**
Now...
**[18:02] Okita**
There are four horns.
**[18:03] Hijikata**
Those are completely different horns!
**[18:05] Hedoro**
Oh, that's a relief.
**[18:07] Hedoro**
It appears that they're safe.
**[18:08] Hijikata**
How can he believe this crap?!
**[18:09] Shin**
Such strong horns...
**[18:11] Hijikata**
In that case, there's nothing
**[18:12] ---**
wrong with the horns that
are stuck in his ass.
**[18:14] Gin**
Okay, that's enough preparation.
**[18:17] Gin**
It's time to wash your backs.
**[18:18] Hijikata**
I'm too scared to go near them.
***SIGN*** Kiddy Bath Do not jump in.
**[18:21] Hedoro**
We just need to throw them in the bath?
**[18:23] Gin**
Yeah, like this.
**[18:25] Hijikata**
Hey!
**[18:26] Hijikata**
That's not how you wash someone's back!
**[18:29] Hijikata**
That's how you dispose of a body!
**[18:32] Hedoro**
Th-That's...
**[18:35] Hedoro**
Dad's ball sack has surfaced!
**[18:37] Dad**
You're wrong!
**[18:39] Dad**
Don't call me a ball sack!
**[18:41] Hedoro**
Huh? That means you've
returned to your former self.
**[18:45] Hedoro**
H-How did you enjoy your stay on Earth?
**[18:48] Hedoro**
Was it fun?
**[18:51] Dad**
Hell no!
**[18:53] Dad**
It was a terrible experience!
**[18:56] Gin**
D-Damn, he's pissed!
**[18:58] Hijikata**
Of course he is.
**[18:59] Hijikata**
We were calling him a ball sack.
**[19:01] Hijikata**
We're dead!
**[19:01] Hijikata**
For sure!
**[19:03] Hedoro**
I-I'm very sorry, Dad.
**[19:05] Hedoro**
You didn't like Edo.
**[19:10] Dad**
I didn't come here so you could
show the family the sights.
**[19:15] Dad**
I wanted to see if you were
living a proper life in Edo.
**[19:21] Dad**
When you were little, you
spent your days alone
**[19:25] Dad**
because your appearance
scared everyone off.
**[19:29] Dad**
So I wanted to see that you weren't
alone on this distant planet.
**[19:35] Dad**
It was a terrible experience.
**[19:38] Dad**
I have a bad impression of Edo.
**[19:40] Dad**
But that doesn't matter.
**[19:43] Dad**
Because I met some friendly
people who tried their best
**[19:47] Dad**
to make me welcome.
**[19:53] Dad**
Hedoro, you've found some good friends.
**[20:02] Dad**
Everyone...
**[20:03] All**
Please continue to be
friends with our brother.
**[20:07] Chibi**
Please!
**[20:08] Hedoro**
E-Everyone...
**[20:13] Shin**
I guess we misunderstood
their intentions.
**[20:23] Shin**
A scary family?
**[20:26] Shin**
I'd say they're a pretty nice family.
**[20:28] Gin**
We shouldn't bother them.
**[20:32] Gin**
Let's make ourselves scarce then.
**[20:35] Dad**
Oh! Please wait!
**[20:38] Dad**
I would like to thank you!
**[20:39] Shin**
No, that won't be necessary.
**[20:41] Dad**
Well, boys?
**[20:42] Dad**
Let's show our appreciation
in an Edo fashion.
**[20:47] Jiro**
I like the sound of that.
**[20:48] Jiro**
We'll do for them everything
they've done for us.
**[20:53] Hedoro**
Come over here, guys.
**[20:56] Hedoro**
It's our turn to wash
your backs Edo-style.
***SIGN*** Greater Edo Bath
**[21:02] Kagura**
When I said we should leave together,
**[21:06] Kagura**
I was always the one who had to wait.
**[21:11] Kagura**
Until my wet hair dried,
**[21:16] Kagura**
and my soap became hard.
**[21:21] Kagura**
You would embrace me,
**[21:26] Kagura**
and say that it was cold.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:20] A**
Lady!
**[23:21] A**
After hearing that you will
be the star next week,
**[23:24] ---**
I became as excited as a ****** ** ****!
**[23:28] Kyubei**
Shut up.
**[23:28] A**
Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Jugem
**[23:30] Kyubei**
Next time:
**[23:30] Kyubei**
Jugem.
**[23:31] Kyubei**
If you don't understand the title,
**[23:33] ---**
you should do some research.
**[23:33] ---**