# E235 - Empty planet
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**[00:02] Zura**
Katsura, heading out!
**[00:10] Gin**
This is a one night ceremony!
**[00:12] Gin**
Tatsuma, show them that you
haven't lost your edge!
**[00:16] Saka**
Yeah, got it!
**[00:18] Saka**
Time to go wild!
**[00:21] B**
This is a rain from the heavens!
**[00:23] Shin**
Th-The clouds...
**[00:25] Shin**
The clouds that were covering
Earth have dissipated.
***SIGN*** You fooled me.
**[00:32] Eli**
I fooled no one.
**[00:35] Eli**
The words written on that
planet aren't the words
**[00:37] ---**
of a spy, a general, or a Renho.
**[00:40] Eli**
They're Elizabeth's first
and last words of truth!
**[00:47] Zura**
Elizabeth!
***SIGN*** Dark Vader's nefarious plot has been halted by his fellow Renho, Elizabeth!!
***SIGN*** A one-man rebellion has been started by someone who betrayed his home planet for the sake of his loved ones!!
***SIGN*** Empty Planet
**[02:42] Shin**
Someone else...
**[02:43] Shin**
Someone else is starting a rebellion!
**[02:46] Shin**
Who is it?
**[02:47] Fumi**
One of the spies who infiltrated Earth
**[02:49] Fumi**
tampered with the seeds to make this happen.
**[02:53] Fumi**
Only one person was in a
position to make that happen.
***SIGN*** What... General Eren...?
**[02:57] Fumi**
There was also that explosion.
***SIGN*** Is a rebel?!
***SIGN*** Launch in the Gunsams and shoot down the traitor!!
**[03:00] Fumi**
It wasn't my bomb that blew up.
**[03:05] Fumi**
As the leader of the Gunsam
force for invading Earth,
**[03:09] Fumi**
he was able to secretly sabotage them.
***SIGN*** Hey! Look!
***SIGN*** My fellow Earth lovers. This is my final order as a general. Escape immediately. Don't throw your lives away.
***SIGN*** What... General Eren...?
***SIGN*** Th-The Gunsams!
**[03:23] Fumi**
This was his plan from the beginning.
**[03:26] Fumi**
He lied to you and betrayed you,
**[03:29] Fumi**
so he could return to the Renho
and stop the invasion of Earth.
***SIGN*** Curse you, traitor!
**[03:34] Fumi**
And he did in a way that
would stop his own men,
***SIGN*** Launch in the remaining ships!
**[03:37] ---**
who also loved Earth, from rebelling,
**[03:41] Fumi**
in order to take on the root
of all evil, Dark Vader.
**[03:48] Fumi**
He chose to betray both of his homes
**[03:52] ---**
to protect his Earth and Renho friends.
***SIGN*** I see.
***SIGN*** You rose to the rank of general so you could stop my plan.
***SIGN*** You were locked onto my head with the eyes of a tiger.
**[04:12] Dark**
Eren, you thought you could
take my head so easily?
**[04:18] Dark**
You thought it would be so
easy to change the world?
**[04:25] Dark**
Nothing has changed.
**[04:27] Dark**
Earth's fate will be the same,
**[04:29] Dark**
as will the fate of the Renho.
**[04:34] Dark**
You may have left your qualms back on Earth,
**[04:39] Dark**
but are you prepared to give
your life to take mine?
**[04:42] Eli**
You've only taken out my main camera!
**[04:47] Vader**
Don't make me laugh!
**[04:48] Vader**
Eren, you are the only one who will die here.
**[04:52] Vader**
You have deceived and
betrayed your loved ones for
**[04:55] ---**
the sake of your loved ones.
**[04:57] Vader**
You turned your back on Earth and the Renho.
**[05:02] Vader**
You are alone in this giant universe.
**[05:06] Vader**
You have no allies.
**[05:09] Vader**
No one is watching you. Nothing will change.
**[05:13] Vader**
You will simply die alone.
**[05:27] Vader**
Eren!
**[05:29] Vader**
Curse you...
**[05:39] Eli**
Vader, you're absolutely right.
**[05:42] Eli**
I've been lying to myself
and betraying my friends.
**[05:49] Eli**
I no longer know who I am.
**[05:54] Eli**
But that is fine.
**[05:56] Eli**
I may no longer have a planet to call home,
**[05:59] Eli**
I may no longer have an identity,
**[06:02] Eli**
but if I can die as Katsura-san's friend,
**[06:05] Eli**
that's good enough.
**[06:09] Vader**
Then die!
**[06:11] Vader**
Die with no friends in
the dark void of space!
**[06:16] Zura**
He has a friend right here!
**[06:19] Zura**
It doesn't matter if you're in a dark place
**[06:22] ---**
or at the farthest reaches of the universe!
**[06:27] Zura**
I told you that I've got your back!
***SIGN*** Ka...
**[06:32] Eli**
-tsura-san...
**[06:34] Zura**
It's not Tsura, it's Katsura.
**[06:36] Eli**
Wait, how are you reading my mind?
**[06:39] Eli**
Are you a Newtype?
**[06:41] Eli**
Why?
**[06:42] Eli**
I told you not to look!
**[06:45] Eli**
You weren't supposed to remember!
**[06:48] Eli**
Why am I...
**[06:52] Eli**
...crying?
**[06:55] Zura**
It must be like when a parent starts crying
**[06:58] Zura**
when he sees his child fall
down because it must hurt.
**[07:03] Eli**
This is a really stupid Newtype conversation!
**[07:07] Zura**
Oh, I can see time!
**[07:10] Eli**
Uh, could you stop ruining this moment?!
**[07:13] Zura**
Elizabeth!
**[07:15] Eli**
Katsura-san!
**[07:22] Vader**
The rat took the bait.
**[07:26] Vader**
I've been waiting for this moment!
**[07:30] Zura**
He repaired himself?!
**[07:31] Zura**
I-Is he a cyborg?!
**[07:34] Vader**
Fire!
**[07:35] Vader**
Reduce them all to space dust!
**[07:39] Mutsu**
Oh, no! The fleet is in position!
**[07:41] Mutsu**
Hurry!
**[07:42] Kagura**
There's no hope!
**[07:43] Kagura**
It's too late!
**[07:46] Zura**
Elizabeth!
**[08:00] Vader**
Y-You bastards...
**[08:03] Vader**
What is...
**[08:05] Vader**
...the meaning of this?
**[08:09] Zura**
I-Impossible...
**[08:11] Zura**
The enemy fleet fired on Dark Vader?
**[08:18] Saka**
Dark Vader, you're the
one who's alone in space!
**[08:24] Saka**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Zura.
**[08:26] Saka**
We've formed the Renth Alliance!
**[08:27] Zura**
Sakamoto!
**[08:29] Vader**
C-Curse you!
***SIGN*** Dark Vader, you said
***SIGN*** that the Renho were nothing more than tools for conquering Earth.
***SIGN*** But the people of Earth said
***SIGN*** that they would be willing to give up a planet or two for the sake of their fellow Earthlings.
***SIGN*** That friends
***SIGN*** were a treasure that could never be replaced.
***SIGN*** We could kill the Earthlings and make their planet our new home,
***SIGN*** but is there any value in a planet with no friends?
***SIGN*** Samurai, don't forget your promise.
**[08:54] Saka**
Yeah, we'll help you conquer
any planet you choose.
***SIGN*** In that case...
**[09:00] A**
In that case,
**[09:01] A**
will you join
**[09:03] B**
our comrade,
**[09:06] ---**
who has protected our second home,
**[09:09] ---**
Earth, the Renho pride, and his Renho comrades all alone!
**[09:13] D**
Will you help us join our friend
in conquering that empty planet?
**[09:19] Saka**
Consider it done.
**[09:21] Saka**
Renth Alliance, clause one.
**[09:23] Saka**
When Earthlings and Renho
play Uno, follow space rules.
**[09:28] Saka**
Clause two.
**[09:29] Saka**
When Renho are visiting Earth, let them play
**[09:33] ---**
SNES games along with the NES games.
**[09:36] Saka**
In other words, we're buddies now.
**[09:40] Shin**
In other words, you used
ActRaiser to string them along!
**[09:44] Shin**
What kind of alliance is this?!
**[09:46] Saka**
On Earth, you can eat all
the ActRaiser you want!
**[09:49] All**
Yeah!
**[09:50] Shin**
What's wrong with this planet?!
**[09:52] Shin**
They betrayed their leader for ActRaiser!
**[09:56] Mutsu**
Force and ideas won't make people change.
**[09:59] Mutsu**
It comes down to personal
benefit and connections, huh?
**[10:03] Mutsu**
His business deals are always stupid.
**[10:06] Fumi**
Eren, we weren't able to take Earth,
**[10:14] Fumi**
but I guess
**[10:16] ---**
we've found something much more important.
***SIGN*** Katsura-san...
**[10:22] Zura**
Don't say a word.
**[10:23] Zura**
You and I were just doing what was right.
**[10:27] Zura**
We chose to do the honorable thing.
**[10:31] Zura**
There's no need for apologizes or farewells.
**[10:34] Zura**
The only words we need are...
***SIGN*** Thank you bunny.
**[10:38] Zura**
OC!
**[10:46] Zura**
Let's go, Elizabeth!
**[10:48] Zura**
With our friends on Earth,
**[10:49] Zura**
and all our friends in the universe!
**[10:52] Zura**
Fire!
**[10:57] Vader**
C-Curse you all!
**[11:00] Vader**
You intend to destroy your own planet
for the sake of your friends?
**[11:05] Vader**
How will your tribe survive
**[11:07] Vader**
when you are trapped in the void
with no place to call home?
**[11:12] Vader**
You need this star... You need me!
**[11:20] Gin**
You can have this empty shell.
**[11:23] Gin**
It'll be your coffin.
**[11:26] Gin**
Nobody will mourn you!
**[11:28] Gin**
Nobody will remember you!
**[11:31] Gin**
You're going to die an empty death
**[11:32] Gin**
on your empty planet!
**[11:34] Vader**
You will be the ones who die, samurai!
**[12:24] A**
Did we kill him?
**[12:26] B**
The planet is falling apart...
***SIGN*** No, it isn't falling apart.
**[12:30] Zura**
What? What do you mean?
**[12:37] Vader**
As I said...
**[12:39] Vader**
You can defeat me, but nothing will change!
**[12:42] Vader**
What?!
**[12:43] Vader**
Dark Vader was just like the rest of you.
**[12:46] Vader**
Nothing more than my puppet.
**[12:49] Vader**
And he wasn't the only one.
**[12:51] Vader**
Every leader on this planet
**[12:56] ---**
has been a hollow receptacle of my creation.
**[13:02] Vader**
Have you not realized yet?
**[13:04] Vader**
You have made an enemy
**[13:07] Vader**
of the planet itself!
**[13:10] Zura**
I-Impossible! The planet
**[13:13] Zura**
transformed into a giant Renho!
**[13:16] Eli**
V-Vader, could it be...
**[13:20] Eli**
The Renho mothership's central system, Sagi.
**[13:23] Eli**
That is the true identity of Vader...
**[13:25] Eli**
No, the true identity of every
false ruler over the Renho!
**[13:30] Zura**
Huh?
**[13:32] Eli**
Long ago, the planet of the Renho
was destroyed in a great war,
**[13:36] Eli**
and ever since, we have
lived on this metal planet.
**[13:39] Eli**
That was when we created Sagi.
**[13:42] Eli**
The brain of the planet, which
controlled the environment
**[13:45] Eli**
and developed a road map for our survival.
**[13:50] Eli**
But Sagi went berserk and
began to create leaders
**[13:57] Eli**
as tools for implementing the
most effective survival strategy.
**[14:04] Eli**
Eventually, this became tradition.
**[14:10] Eli**
The people were forced to
become silent soldiers.
**[14:13] Eli**
Yes, we Renho were created by Sagi.
**[14:17] Eli**
He considered us to be nothing
more than empty tools.
**[14:22] Eli**
Tools that could easily be
replaced, just like this machine.
**[14:26] Eli**
He believes that he can ensure
the survival of our tribe
**[14:30] ---**
by taking over a rich planet.
**[14:33] Eli**
But now that his tools
have turned against him,
**[14:37] Eli**
Sagi must resort to using another tool.
**[14:41] Eli**
The ultimate tool, the planet itself!
**[14:47] Vader**
I no longer need you worthless defects!
**[14:51] Vader**
I will simply conquer Earth myself!
**[14:55] Vader**
The technology of the Gunsams has
**[14:58] ---**
been perfected in this ultimate weapon,
**[15:01] Vader**
the White Lucifer!
**[15:03] Vader**
With this power, I can conquer
Earth, no, the universe, by myself!
**[15:08] Vader**
Once my loyal troops have
eliminated you defects and
**[15:14] ---**
the universe falls into my hands,
**[15:16] Vader**
the Renho will have eternal glory!
**[15:22] Saka**
I promised to conquer the planet,
**[15:24] ---**
but I didn't think we'd actually
have to fight the planet.
**[15:28] Saka**
White Lucifer vs. White Wavy Hair.
**[15:31] Saka**
This should be a grand show!
**[15:35] Gin**
Don't call me White Wavy Hair!
**[15:37] Gin**
How are we supposed to
fight that Renho monster?
**[15:40] Gin**
Oh, I see a Dombo three times
dumber than a normal Dombo.
**[15:44] Gin**
Why don't you head out there?
**[15:46] Saka**
Gintoki, Earth is finished at this rate.
**[15:50] Saka**
I'm gonna skip the fight
and go visit Club Smile.
**[15:54] Gin**
There isn't much point in leaving
behind your worthless genes.
**[15:57] Gin**
And there isn't enough time left.
**[16:00] Saka**
It'll be okay.
**[16:01] ---**
If I thrust three times faster than normal...
**[16:03] Kagura**
Hey, stop whining like babies!
**[16:06] Mutsu**
Men always lose their balls when
their back is against the wall.
**[16:10] Gin**
You telling me that I've lost my balls?!
**[16:12] Gin**
You ever seen me use my balls?!
**[16:15] Gin**
Want my balls in your face?!
**[16:17] Mutsu**
What are you talking about?
**[16:19] Mutsu**
Anyway, are you riding Kairinmaru?
**[16:22] Saka**
I'm riding a blond babe!
**[16:25] Saka**
Don't make fun of me!
**[16:26] Mutsu**
Good.
**[16:27] Mutsu**
The members of the Kaientai were
able to escape at the last second,
**[16:29] Mutsu**
and we're back on the ship.
**[16:31] Mutsu**
We can join up.
**[16:33] Mutsu**
I have one final plan.
**[16:34] Mutsu**
This is the only way to
protect Earth and the Renho!
**[16:39] Saka**
What? Join up and make babies?
**[16:41] Saka**
I'm not going to fuse with you!
**[16:44] Mutsu**
You almost had it.
**[17:29] Saka**
Huh? What is this?
**[17:30] Saka**
Uh, the ship is transforming?!
**[17:35] Gin**
Huh? What is this?!
**[17:37] Gin**
That ship's also transforming?!
**[17:48] Saka**
Hey, Mutsu!
**[17:49] Saka**
What is this?!
**[17:50] Saka**
Nobody told me this would happen!
**[18:27] Mutsu**
You almost had it.
**[18:28] Mutsu**
We aren't fusing to make babies.
**[18:30] Mutsu**
We're fusing to make a robot.
**[18:36] Zura**
Th-That's...
**[18:38] Zura**
Impossible...
**[18:39] Zura**
That's...
**[18:42] All**
What is that giant robot?!
**[18:46] Mutsu**
This is Earth's, the Renho's...
**[18:49] Mutsu**
No,
**[18:51] ---**
the universe's final hope!
**[18:54] Mutsu**
The Galactic Merchant Fleet Robot!
**[18:56] Mutsu**
Kaien!
**[19:02] Shin**
What is this Galactic Merchant Fleet?!
**[19:05] Shin**
Why are merchant ships
fusing into a giant robot?!
**[19:07] Shin**
What kind of merchants are you?!
**[19:10] Mutsu**
There's nothing standard about
doing business in space.
**[19:12] Mutsu**
Good thing I modified our fleet,
**[19:15] Mutsu**
since I was expecting to have to deal
with giant aliens at some point.
**[19:18] Shin**
Standard?! This has nothing
to do with what's standard!
**[19:22] Shin**
This is turning into a
completely different show!
**[19:25] Saka**
Mutsu!
**[19:26] Saka**
What have you done to my
poor little Kairinmaru?!
**[19:30] Saka**
You're not supposed to do anything to the
ship without the captain's permission!
**[19:33] Saka**
It's shaking so hard that...
**[19:36] Mutsu**
A captain would actually be on his ship
**[19:38] Mutsu**
instead of visiting hostess
clubs around the universe.
**[19:42] Mutsu**
You're more like a producer.
**[19:46] Mutsu**
Then I'll leave the bridge to you.
**[19:48] All**
Yes, ma'am!
**[19:49] All**
Best of luck, Captain!
**[19:51] Shin**
They're calling her Captain now!
**[19:54] Mutsu**
Let's get going then!
**[19:56] Shin**
Huh? Huh?
**[19:56] Shin**
Wh-What?!
**[20:01] Shin**
Wh-Where are we?
**[20:03] Mutsu**
Is everyone in their cockpits?
**[20:05] Mutsu**
Listen carefully.
**[20:06] Mutsu**
Kaien is so big that it's been
divided into six sectors.
**[20:10] Mutsu**
I need you to pilot these six sectors.
**[20:16] Mutsu**
Kagura and I will handle
the right and left legs.
**[20:19] Mutsu**
The two fuzzheads get
the right and left arms.
**[20:22] Gin**
Hey! You girls know how to
control a man's lower body?!
**[20:26] Gin**
This ain't the Nurarihyon you're used to!
**[20:29] Mutsu**
Don't worry.
**[20:30] Mutsu**
I assigned the dirty woman to the crotch.
**[20:32] Shin**
Why does this robot need
a pilot in the crotch?!
**[20:35] Mutsu**
This is our last chance!
**[20:37] Mutsu**
We must join our power
together in this Kaien,
**[20:40] Mutsu**
defeat Vader, that planet,
**[20:42] Mutsu**
and return to Earth with smiles on our faces!
**[20:45] Shin**
Uh, excuse me.
**[20:46] Shin**
Sorry to ruin the moment,
**[20:49] Shin**
but I'm the only one who
hasn't been assigned a spot.
**[20:51] Mutsu**
Oh, I forgot. Sorry.
**[20:53] Shin**
Uh, what am I piloting?
**[20:56] Mutsu**
You're, uh...
**[20:59] Mutsu**
A pimple.
**[21:03] Shin**
Again?!
**[21:05] Shin**
Hold on!
**[21:06] Shin**
Why does a robot have a pimple?!
**[21:09] Shin**
Why would a pimple need a pilot?!
**[21:12] Mutsu**
Kaien responds to the
movements of the pilots.
**[21:16] Mutsu**
You should act like a pimple and stay still.
**[21:18] Shin**
Is there any point to that?!
**[21:21] Gin**
Tsk, guess we don't have a choice.
**[21:24] Saka**
Yeah! This is my last big deal!
**[21:27] Mutsu**
We're going to create our own future!
**[21:29] Kagura**
Everyone ready?
**[21:36] All**
Kaien!
**[21:41] Fumi**
Oh, yes!
**[21:51] Shin**
Kaien! That was too fast!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:30] Zura**
Eren... No, Elizabeth...
**[23:33] Zura**
You may be tens of thousands
of light-years away,
**[23:36] Zura**
everyone may have forgotten about you,
**[23:38] Zura**
but I will never...
**[23:41] Zura**
Next time:
***SIGN*** Don't Say Goodbye Lionel Will You Survive
**[23:42] Zura**
Don't say goodbye Lionel Will you survive?
***SIGN*** Behold, our Kaien! Fight on again, Kaien!
***SIGN*** Next time, the Renho arc will finally end!!