# E190 - When Looking for Something, Try Using its Perspective
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6P81XQW6/when-looking-for-something-try-using-its-perspective)
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**[00:01] All**
Happy New Year!
**[00:06] Shinpachi**
With our movie coming up during
Golden Week this year...
***SIGN*** [Note: Scheduled for a 4/24 release date in Japan.]
**[00:09] Kagura**
We'll be working even harder!
**[00:12] Gintoki**
So when you watch Gintama this year...
**[00:14] All**
Make sure the room is well-lit and
don't sit too close to the TV!
**[00:20] Shinpachi**
What is this?
**[01:53] Gintoki**
Have you ever seen cats mate?
**[01:55] Shinpachi**
When I was little, I innocently told Sis
to "carry me like the cats are doing"
**[02:00] Shinpachi**
which made for a traumatizing,
awkward moment.
**[02:02] Gintoki**
Sounds more puma than trauma.
**[02:05] Kagura**
Nah, I'd say margay.
**[02:07] Gintoki**
So did you know?
**[02:08] Gintoki**
Male cats have a thorn
down there. A thorn.
**[02:11] Gintoki**
Man, that's crazy stuff.
**[02:13] Gintoki**
Seriously, if I'm reincarnated,
I'd better not be a cat.
**[02:17] Kagura**
Like you have any other use for it
besides peeing while standing.
**[02:23] Shinpachi**
Huh?
**[02:24] Shinpachi**
The cats are running away...
**[02:29] Shinpachi**
That's...
**[02:31] Shinpachi**
Ragged ears...
**[02:33] Shinpachi**
And its size...
**[02:34] Shinpachi**
Hoichi!
**[02:35] Shinpachi**
The boss cat of Kabukicho, Hoichi!
**[02:37] Shinpachi**
Our target has arrived!
**[02:39] Gintoki**
Don't rush me...!
**[02:41] Gintoki**
Look, you've made me
get it on my hands...
**[02:44] Kagura**
Pachi-boy, it's going for bait.
**[02:51] Kagura**
Damn misbehaving cat!
**[02:58] Shinpachi**
Ah! It got us!
**[03:00] Shinpachi**
Gin-san! Hurry after Hoichi!
**[03:03] Shinpachi**
Can you hear me?!
**[03:04] Shinpachi**
Gin-san!
**[03:06] Cata**
Hey, get a hold of yourself.
**[03:09] Catb**
A new face, huh?
**[03:11] Gintoki**
Why are cats talking?
**[03:13] Gintoki**
Am I dreaming?
**[03:15] Gintoki**
I'm all dizzy.
**[03:17] Cata**
If you don't feel well, get a drink of water.
**[03:19] Gintoki**
I'll do that.
**[03:21] Gintoki**
Hey, where's the water?
**[03:23] Cata**
Right over there.
**[03:24] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[03:26] Gintoki**
Are you toying with me?
**[03:28] Gintoki**
Drink that dirty water?
**[03:29] Gintoki**
Don't assume I'm like you strays...
**[03:34] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[03:38] Gintoki**
What is this...?
**[03:40] Cata**
Only trying to help.
**[03:41] Catb**
Some attitude.
**[03:42] Catc**
What's with him?
**[03:43] Gintoki**
Why do I have to be such an ugly cat?!
***SIGN*** ["When Looking for Something,
Try Using its Perspective."]
**[03:53] Shinpachi**
That's odd. Where did Gin-san go?
**[03:56] Kagura**
He's probably off balling or ballsing.
**[04:01] Otose**
You're still chasing that cat?
**[04:03] Cath**
You can't even catch a cat?
**[04:06] Cath**
That makes you less useful
than a plastic bottle.
**[04:09] Kagura**
What was that?!
**[04:10] Kagura**
Want me to tell you how useful plastic
bottles can be, you damn cat burglar?!
**[04:14] Cath**
That's wrong! You're using it wrong!
**[04:15] Shinpachi**
Still, the cats in this town have
a tendency to misbehave.
**[04:19] Shinpachi**
They've been growing in numbers,
and I've heard about pets being injured,
**[04:23] Shinpachi**
parrots being eaten,
and fish being stolen.
**[04:27] Shinpachi**
So neighborhood association people are taking
steps to prevent any more strays...
**[04:34] Men**
Hand over your balls.
**[04:39] Otose**
Neutering?
**[04:40] Shinpachi**
Yes.
**[04:41] Shinpachi**
They're catching strays in Kabukicho
and neutering them.
**[04:46] Shinpachi**
But the members aren't
able to handle Hoichi.
**[04:52] Otose**
Sheesh, you were the ones who
left the cats to become strays.
**[04:56] Otose**
The world would be better off if
we started neutering humans.
**[05:01] Shinpachi**
Could you hold off on the Human Memberality
Project until I've actually gotten to use mine?
**[05:05] Shinpachi**
But we can't ignore it.
**[05:10] Shinpachi**
The king of Kabukicho strays, Hoichi.
**[05:14] Shinpachi**
Violent and wily...
**[05:16] Shinpachi**
I've heard that it's bitten
large dogs to death
**[05:18] Shinpachi**
and injured children...
**[05:20] Otose**
Did you see it happen?
**[05:22] Shinpachi**
No, but I'm sure of it after seeing
how he moved today.
**[05:26] Otose**
You sure about that?
**[05:28] Otose**
I don't think he's as bad as everyone
makes him out to be.
**[05:34] Guy**
There it is!
**[05:35] Guy**
Damn misbehaving cat!
**[05:37] Guy**
Hand over your balls!
**[05:43] Guy**
I-it's Hoichi!
**[05:48] Hoichi**
Whatcha doing, kid?
**[05:50] Hoichi**
You wanna lose your balls?
**[05:52] Guy**
Wait up!
**[06:01] Hoichi**
You're a vagabond?
**[06:05] Hoichi**
Kid, I'll tell you the rules here.
**[06:09] Hoichi**
There are no good cats here.
**[06:11] Hoichi**
Ask for help and nobody will even budge.
**[06:15] Gintoki**
But you saved me.
**[06:18] Hoichi**
Every cat that's lost its
balls becomes soft.
**[06:22] Hoichi**
It wouldn't be any fun
to fight a weakling!
**[06:34] Catc**
Hoichi's beating up on another newbie.
**[06:37] Catc**
If he doesn't put up a fight,
he'll be chased out of town.
**[06:41] Cata**
I wonder if the vagabond
will be able to stay.
**[06:44] Hoichi**
What kinda moves were those?
**[06:46] Hoichi**
You wanna die?
**[06:47] Gintoki**
Wait! I was just turned into a cat!
**[06:49] Gintoki**
My synchronization ratio isn't
enough to control it, believe it!
**[06:53] Hoichi**
A pussy like you can't
survive in this town!
**[06:58] Hoichi**
Scram!
**[07:04] Strayc**
H-He's standing!
**[07:07] Strayd**
He's standing upright!
**[07:11] Gintoki**
Teach me the rules of this town?
**[07:14] Gintoki**
My history in this town...
**[07:18] Gintoki**
And my history of eating left over food...
**[07:20] Gintoki**
...dwarfs yours!
**[07:31] Hoichi**
What's your name?
**[07:34] Gintoki**
Gintoki Sakata...
**[07:38] Hoichi**
Too long.
**[07:39] Hoichi**
Gin will do.
**[07:40] Hoichi**
Make sure you don't get your balls taken.
**[07:44] Gintoki**
H-Hey!
**[07:45] Gintoki**
Hold on...
**[07:46] Strayc**
Amazing! You're amazing!
**[07:49] Strayd**
That made Hoichi look bad!
**[07:51] Strayd**
Gin, you have a chance of defeating
Hoichi and taking over as boss!
**[07:54] Strayf**
We're sick of his oppression!
**[07:57] Gintoki**
Why are you all celebrating?!
**[07:59] Gintoki**
Stop it!
**[07:59] Gintoki**
What are you doing?!
**[08:00] Gintoki**
Don't sniff my ass!
**[08:03] Gintoki**
Huh? What's that?
**[08:05] Gintoki**
What? Arms crossed?
**[08:10] Zura**
I'll get to the point.
**[08:11] Zura**
You aren't a cat, are you?
**[08:14] Gintoki**
I don't wanna hear that from someone
walking on two legs!
**[08:17] Zura**
Did you do something here?
**[08:18] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[08:19] Gintoki**
What if I did?
**[08:22] Zura**
The owner of this property is a kind
person who feeds the stray cats.
**[08:27] Zura**
The cats gather here for that reason.
**[08:29] Zura**
This grave was made by the kind owner
in memory of the strays who have died.
**[08:39] Zura**
Hundreds of cat souls rest
beneath this ground.
**[08:43] Zura**
I'll ask you again.
**[08:46] Zura**
Did you do something?
**[08:48] Gintoki**
I took a piss...
**[08:51] Gintoki**
Hey! So I ended up like this
because of a cat curse?!
**[08:55] Gintoki**
That's impossible!
**[08:58] Zura**
The impossible has already
happened to us.
**[09:01] Gintoki**
Us?
**[09:02] Gintoki**
Don't tell me that you
also took a piss here.
**[09:05] Zura**
Not a piss, a dump.
**[09:10] Gintoki**
You're Zura?!
**[09:12] Gintoki**
You took a dump out here?!
**[09:14] Gintoki**
Could you consider the image
you're supposed to have?!
**[09:16] Gintoki**
Seriously, man. You have no fear.
**[09:18] Zura**
A warrior must be prepared to do his
business in any place at any time.
**[09:24] Gintoki**
Anyone who takes a dump on a grave
can't be considered a warrior!
**[09:26] Zura**
I was drawn in by the sweet scent of paws,
but I didn't expect a trap...
**[09:31] Gintoki**
You brought this on yourself!
**[09:32] Katsura**
But as a result, I was able to evade
the Shinsengumi's pursuit.
**[09:36] Katsura**
A fortunate turn of events,
or as they say, shit happens.
**[09:38] Gintoki**
Hey! Someone shove a stick
of dynamite up his ass!
**[09:44] Kondo**
Why did this happen?!
**[09:47] Kondo**
I should have ignored Katsura!
**[09:49] Kondo**
If I look like this,
Otae-san and Toshi and Sogo
**[09:52] Kondo**
won't realize it's me!
**[09:54] Gintoki**
Why a gorilla?!
**[09:56] Zura**
Kondo, you were also cursed?
**[09:59] Kondo**
What?! You can recognize me?!
**[10:00] Kondo**
That voice...!
**[10:02] Kondo**
I'm so glad to have a buddy!
**[10:05] Kondo**
I don't care if you're Katsura!
**[10:06] Kondo**
I see!
**[10:07] Kondo**
You were also bitten by a weird gorilla...
**[10:09] Gintoki**
No! You're the only one who was involved
in a Spider-Man-esque incident!
**[10:13] Zura**
The owner's a kind person.
**[10:15] Zura**
There's probably a stray gorilla around...
**[10:16] Gintoki**
What the hell is a stray gorilla?!
I've never seen one before!
**[10:19] Gintoki**
What do we do?
**[10:20] Gintoki**
How do we return to normal?!
**[10:22] Gintoki**
And I had to be stuck with
these useless idiots!
**[10:25] Katsura**
We were cursed for disturbing
the grave. If we restore it...
**[10:28] Gintoki**
Restore it?
**[10:29] Gintoki**
What, are you going to shove
your own dump back in there?!
**[10:32] Katsura**
For now, let's dig up the dump I buried.
**[10:34] Gintoki**
Screw that!
**[10:34] Gintoki**
It's your own dump!
**[10:35] Gintoki**
You take responsibility!
**[10:37] Katsura**
If I return to normal, I won't
give you any help.
**[10:41] Gintoki**
I feel sick...
**[10:49] Gintoki**
Why are you adding more?!
**[10:51] Katsura**
Sh-Shoot!
**[10:52] Katsura**
My feline instincts...
**[10:53] Katsura**
I didn't expect my cat
synchronization ratio to rise meow.
**[10:56] Gintoki**
Don't meow!
**[10:58] Katsura**
It appears that my transformation
into a cat is advancing meow.
**[11:01] Gintoki**
Hey, stop it.
**[11:02] Gintoki**
That meow really pisses
me off! It isn't cute!
**[11:04] Kondo**
You're a hopeless bunch.
**[11:05] Kondo**
I'll handle this.
**[11:09] Kondo**
Philippines bananas and
Taiwan bananas!
**[11:12] Kondo**
Which do you want?!
**[11:13] Kondo**
Make up your mind by the time I return!
**[11:18] Gintoki**
It doesn't look like he's ever turning back.
**[11:29] Lady**
There now.
**[11:30] Lady**
Come here, kitties.
**[11:32] Lady**
Eat your fill.
**[11:34] Lady**
What's wrong?
**[11:36] Lady**
Are you sleepy?
**[11:38] Lady**
There, sleep tight.
**[11:43] Man**
We appreciate your cooperation.
**[11:47] Man**
They really take to you.
**[11:50] Lady**
I feel sorry for them, but this
is for their own safety.
**[11:55] Lady**
Please be gentle with them.
**[11:57] Man**
Don't worry.
**[11:59] Man**
We'll release them once
they're neutered.
**[12:02] Katsura**
So they successfully brought
the owner to their side...
**[12:05] Katsura**
Drugging our food...
**[12:07] Katsura**
Damn cowardly humans...
**[12:10] Gintoki**
You're also a human.
**[12:11] Kondo**
I'll never trust humans again!
**[12:13] Kondo**
Humans around the world
are after our bananas!
**[12:17] Kondo**
I'll hunt their bananas first, then!
**[12:20] Gintoki**
Nobody's after your dirty banana!
**[12:23] Gintoki**
Man...
**[12:25] Gintoki**
Why are they collecting cat balls?
**[12:27] Gintoki**
Are they trying to summon
Shenlong or something?
***SIGN*** [Note: The wish-granting dragon from the manga Dragon Ball.]
**[12:30] Gintoki**
I haven't had anything to eat for a day.
**[12:32] Gintoki**
My tail is starting to look
like a frankfurter.
**[12:34] Katsura**
We'll have to forget about returning to normal
for now and focus on securing food meow.
**[12:40] Gintoki**
Hey, I told you to stop meowing.
**[12:42] Kondo**
How are we supposed
to secure food baboo?
**[12:44] Gintoki**
Hey, cut that out already.
**[12:46] Katsura**
Hunt down some mice
**[12:48] Katsura**
or beg humans for food meow.
**[12:51] Kondo**
Th-That's not funny baboo!
**[12:53] Kondo**
How could a samurai behave like that?!
**[12:55] Kondo**
I'd rather die than be domesticated baboo!
**[12:59] Hoichi**
Then die.
**[13:01] Gintoki**
Ho-Hoichi!
**[13:02] Hoichi**
Your pride won't do you any good when
you're trying to make it in this place.
**[13:11] Hoichi**
The only pride you need here
is the pride to survive.
**[13:17] Hoichi**
If you have the guts to live, follow me.
**[13:23] Gintoki**
Hey, where are you going?
**[13:25] Gintoki**
Is it safe to wander around here?
**[13:28] Katsura**
Does he intend to teach us how to hunt?
**[13:31] Gintoki**
Why would he do that?
**[13:34] Gintoki**
He's a violent bastard that attacked
me the second I turned into a cat.
**[13:38] Katsura**
I received the same treatment,
but something about it bothered me.
**[13:42] Katsura**
I don't believe he was entirely serious.
**[13:45] Katsura**
Fact is, every newbie has been attacked,
**[13:49] Katsura**
but none have been seriously injured.
**[13:52] Katsura**
He stops once you've shown you're
brave enough to stand firm...
**[13:56] Girl**
Ooh! It's a parade of cats!
**[13:59] Oryo**
Oh? Why if it isn't Hoichi?
**[14:01] Oryo**
What? Are you going somewhere
with your friends?
**[14:03] Girl**
Oryo, you know him?
**[14:05] Oryo**
It's a stray that often
comes here for food.
**[14:08] Gintoki**
Wh-What the hell?!
**[14:10] Gintoki**
They love him?!
**[14:11] Gintoki**
When he's old?!
**[14:12] Gintoki**
When he's so ugly?!
**[14:14] Hoichi**
Listen up, fellas.
**[14:15] Hoichi**
You have to be selective
when begging for food.
**[14:20] Hoichi**
Young girls make great targets.
**[14:22] Hoichi**
They gush over anything cute,
**[14:25] Hoichi**
and they think of themselves as cute
when they fawn over animals.
**[14:29] Hoichi**
Lonely-looking young men will also work.
**[14:33] Hoichi**
As well as curious, snot-nosed kids.
**[14:37] Hoichi**
Once you find a target, suck up.
**[14:39] Hoichi**
Act cute.
**[14:41] Hoichi**
Got it?
**[14:42] Hoichi**
It's all in how you act.
**[14:44] Hoichi**
Aim for the ugly-cute.
**[14:46] Kondo**
Ugly cute?!
**[14:48] Kondo**
Such a mythical style actually
exists in the animal world?!
**[14:51] Kondo**
I'll do it! I'll give it a shot!
**[14:52] Kondo**
This may be where I truly belong!
**[14:56] Kondo**
Well?
**[14:57] Kondo**
Ugly-cute? Gross-cute?
**[14:59] Gintoki**
Ugly-gross.
**[15:00] Gintoki**
You have no chance.
**[15:01] Gintoki**
Your ugly factor is too strong.
**[15:03] Gintoki**
Any half-assed measures
will only make it worse.
**[15:05] Gintoki**
Only piss people off.
**[15:06] Kondo**
What was that?!
**[15:06] Kondo**
Don't mess with gorillas!
**[15:08] Kondo**
Do you know the gorilla's
scientific name?!
**[15:09] Kondo**
It's "Gorilla gorilla gorilla"!
**[15:11] Kondo**
It's gorilla all the way!
**[15:12] Kondo**
A reincarnation ring of gorilla!
**[15:14] Kondo**
Please help me!
**[15:16] Zura**
Calm down, Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
**[15:18] Zura**
We'll be shot down if we act individually.
**[15:21] Zura**
Have you heard of the
show "Shimura Zoo"?
**[15:24] Zura**
The one with a chimpanzee
walking a dog around.
**[15:28] Zura**
We'll go with the gorilla-cat version.
**[15:29] Zura**
Operation Gorilla Shimura Guerrilla.
**[15:32] Kondo**
I see!
**[15:33] Zura**
Then call Ken Shimura here at once!
***SIGN*** [Note: Veteran Japanese Comedian, also the host of "Shimura Zoo".]
**[15:35] Kondo**
Got it! I'm off to Higashimurayama!
***SIGN*** [Note: Ken Shimura once covered a song based on the city of Higashimurayama.]
**[15:37] Gintoki**
Hey! This has nothing to
do with *that* Shimura!
**[15:38] Zura**
The audience will be moved when they see
Shimura, Emperor of the Skit, laugh and cry!
**[15:44] Gintoki**
That would be Operation Shimura
Lachryma Ooh-La-La!
**[15:47] Hoichi**
Hey, here comes the next sucker.
**[15:50] ---**
What?
**[15:51] Otae**
That's right.
**[15:52] Otae**
And Gin-san hasn't returned yet.
**[15:54] Kyu**
Knowing him, he's probably
off somewhere hammered.
**[15:58] Kyu**
There's no need to worry.
**[15:59] Gintoki**
A-A different Shimura showed up!
**[16:02] Gintoki**
This is bad.
**[16:03] Gintoki**
Hey, Gorilla Shimura Godzilla is here.
**[16:04] Gintoki**
Let's pull back!
**[16:05] Kondo**
No! Otae-san might be
able to recognize us!
**[16:09] Gintoki**
Hey, stupid!
**[16:11] Gintoki**
The leash from Operation
Shimura is still...!
**[16:13] Kondo**
Otae-san! It's me! Me!
**[16:15] Kondo**
Kondo!
**[16:17] Otae**
My, what is that?
**[16:18] Otae**
Cats are walking a gorilla!
**[16:20] Otae**
Stupid-cute!
**[16:23] Otae**
Usually, gorillas are smarter than cats.
**[16:26] Otae**
A gorilla would walk a cat.
**[16:28] Otae**
But this gorilla is amazing!
**[16:30] Otae**
Amazingly stupid!
**[16:31] Otae**
Stupid-cute!
**[16:32] Gintoki**
St-Stupid-cute?
**[16:34] Otae**
What is this?
**[16:35] Otae**
How stupid is he?
**[16:37] Otae**
Did he run away from a mental zoo?
**[16:39] Otae**
There, there.
**[16:41] Kondo**
Otae-san...
**[16:42] Kondo**
That Otae-san...
**[16:43] Kondo**
...is petting my head!
**[16:45] Kondo**
I'm so glad I was born a gorilla!
**[16:47] Gintoki**
Uh, you aren't a gorilla.
**[16:49] Hoichi**
There isn't time to celebrate.
**[16:51] Hoichi**
Beg for food.
**[16:53] Kondo**
Who needs food?!
**[16:55] Kondo**
This memory will last me a lifetime!
**[16:57] Gintoki**
Shut up!
**[16:57] Gintoki**
Just get us food!
**[16:59] Otae**
Kyu-chan, it looks like they're hungry.
**[17:03] Otae**
Do you have anything?
**[17:04] Kyu**
Unfortunately, right now...
**[17:08] Kyu**
I only have a boneless ham on me.
**[17:10] Gintoki**
That'll do! We don't need anything else!
**[17:13] Gintoki**
Give! Give to us!
**[17:14] Gintoki**
And why is she walking around
with a huge chunk of meat?!
**[17:18] Gintoki**
Is she headed for Castlevania?!
**[17:19] Otae**
I see, you only have a boneless ham.
**[17:21] Otae**
Guess we can't do anything then.
**[17:23] Kyu**
Sorry, I only have a boneless
ham on me.
**[17:26] Kyu**
I'll bring something better next time.
**[17:27] Gintoki**
Huh?!
**[17:28] Gintoki**
Hey, wait!
**[17:29] Gintoki**
I said that it'll do!
**[17:30] Gintoki**
Where are you going to use
that ham if not here?!
**[17:33] Otae**
Kyu-chan, we should get going.
**[17:35] Otae**
Sorry about bothering you to fix my TV.
**[17:37] Kyu**
It's nothing.
**[17:38] Kyu**
I just have to give it a good smack
with this boneless ham.
**[17:41] Gintoki**
Do you really have to use
a boneless ham for that?!
**[17:43] Otae**
Sorry.
**[17:44] Otae**
A boneless ham has too much
salt so it wouldn't be healthy.
**[17:49] Gintoki**
It's okay! Don't worry about that!
**[17:51] Otae**
Instead, here's something I made.
**[17:56] Gintoki**
This looks 100 times more unhealthy!
**[17:58] Gintoki**
Goddamn it!
**[17:59] Gintoki**
The woman dangled a ham before us
before leaving us with this dark matter!
**[18:04] Gintoki**
Left us with this huge piece of shit!
**[18:07] Katsura**
Operation Shimura with the shitmura.
**[18:09] Gintoki**
Hey, bring the leash!
**[18:10] Gintoki**
We'll turn this guy into ham!
**[18:12] Gintoki**
There! Take that!
**[18:13] Katsura**
Wait, look over there!
**[18:15] Kyu**
S-Sorry...
**[18:18] Kyu**
Keep this a secret from Otae-chan.
**[18:21] Gintoki**
K-Kyubei-kun...
**[18:24] Gintoki**
Did you change your mind
and bring the ham...?
**[18:29] Gintoki**
She took the dark matter with her!
**[18:32] Gintoki**
She's eating it?!
**[18:32] Gintoki**
She's gonna eat it?!
**[18:33] Gintoki**
She really loves Otae, huh?!
**[18:35] Kondo**
Unbelievable...
**[18:37] Kondo**
All this effort and we still
can't secure food...
**[18:41] Kondo**
This is the world of stray
cats in Kabukicho...?
**[18:44] Hoichi**
Don't start sobbing after failing one hunt.
**[18:48] Hoichi**
Tail up and stare straight ahead.
**[18:50] Hoichi**
Look.
**[18:51] Kondo**
Isn't that Sogo?!
**[18:54] Kondo**
Is he looking for me?
**[18:56] Kondo**
Sorry about making you worry!
**[18:58] Gintoki**
Ah, he looked over here.
**[19:00] Gintoki**
He keeps glancing over here.
**[19:03] Gintoki**
He blushed?
**[19:05] Gintoki**
Huh? What?
**[19:06] Gintoki**
He likes cats?
**[19:07] Gintoki**
Does he like cats?
**[19:08] Kondo**
No, he likes gorillas.
**[19:09] Kondo**
The sight of a gorilla must have
reminded him of how I'm missing.
**[19:12] Gintoki**
Ah. Isn't that a sausage?
**[19:13] Kondo**
Shinsengumi sausage!
**[19:15] Kondo**
My favorite Shinsengumi sausage!
**[19:17] Zura**
No, that isn't your sausage!
**[19:19] Zura**
It's my favorite Shinsengumi sausage!
**[19:21] Kondo**
Bastard! How can you say that when
you're in the Anti-Foreigner Faction?!
**[19:24] Kondo**
That sausage is only for
Shinsengumi members!
**[19:27] Zura**
Fool! You are no longer a member
of the Shinsengumi!
**[19:29] Zura**
You're just a Gorilla gorilla gorilla!
**[19:31] Kondo**
Don't use the scientific name!
**[19:32] Kondo**
Want me to kill you?!
**[19:34] Kondo**
Bastard! Why are you
begging by yourself?!
**[19:37] Zura**
I'm the one who gets to beg!
**[19:39] Kondo**
Hey! Are you really in the
Anti-Foreigner Faction?!
**[19:41] Zura**
Shut up!
**[19:42] Zura**
I am now Katsura katsura katsura!
**[19:44] Kondo**
No, you're Katsura!
**[19:45] Kondo**
Let me go!
**[19:46] Kondo**
The sausage is mine!
**[19:48] Zura**
No, it's mine!
**[19:55] Okita**
Huh? What are you doing?
**[20:08] Gintoki**
Hey, would you also consider the thing
hanging from his crotch a sausage?
**[20:13] Kondo**
What are you talking about?
**[20:14] Kondo**
That's clearly a sausage!
**[20:16] Gintoki**
Damn kid!
**[20:17] Gintoki**
I'll neuter you!
**[20:19] Hoichi**
Wait! There's another target over there!
**[20:22] Gintoki**
Th-That's!
**[20:24] Kondo**
I-Isn't that Toshi?!
**[20:27] Gintoki**
He keeps glancing over here.
**[20:31] Gintoki**
What? It's creeping me out.
**[20:32] Zura**
He pulled something out.
**[20:38] Gintoki**
Kondo-san, Kondo-san.
**[20:40] Gintoki**
Can I ask you something?
**[20:41] Kondo**
What?
**[20:42] Gintoki**
What's he doing?
**[20:43] Gintoki**
What is that?
**[20:44] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[20:45] Gintoki**
Does he want to be killed?
**[20:47] Gintoki**
Huh? I don't want that crap!
**[20:49] Gintoki**
Do you want us to kill you?!
**[20:51] Gintoki**
Why are you showing
it off?! Pisses me off!
**[20:53] Gintoki**
He thinks we want some?! Pisses me off!
**[20:55] Kondo**
Toshi! Please stop!
**[20:57] Kondo**
It's embarrassing!
**[20:58] Kondo**
Embarrassing for me, too!
**[20:59] Gintoki**
I can't take this anymore!
**[21:00] Kondo**
Ah! Wait!
**[21:05] Hijikata**
Huh? What are you doing?
**[21:08] Gintoki**
What the hell are *you* doing?!
**[21:10] Gintoki**
I'll kill you! I'll definitely kill you!
**[21:12] Kondo**
Forgive him!
**[21:13] Kondo**
He's not used to this!
**[21:14] Kondo**
He's not used to this kind of thing!
**[21:15] Kondo**
He thinks that everyone in the
world loves mayonnaise!
**[21:20] Kondo**
Calm down and move
on to the next target!
**[21:22] Kondo**
Okay? Let's move on!
**[21:24] Hijikata**
Hey.
**[21:26] Hijikata**
Just kidding.
**[21:28] Hijikata**
Keep it a secret.
**[21:45] Gintoki**
Let's hunt him.
**[21:51] Kondo**
Nothing to show for a whole day of work.
**[21:54] Kondo**
We don't have the talent to be strays.
**[21:57] Gintoki**
Who wants to have that talent?
**[21:59] Gintoki**
You give up on turning back to normal?
**[22:01] Gintoki**
Oh?
**[22:04] Zura**
Hey, what are you doing, Master Hoichi?
**[22:08] Hoichi**
So much for that. I'll show you
my special place for food.
**[22:12] Gintoki**
Hmm?
**[22:13] Gintoki**
Hey... This is...
**[22:15] Otose**
Oh? Here's a rare visit.
**[22:20] Otose**
How many years has it been, Hoichi?
**[22:23] Gintoki**
O-Old hag...?!
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[24:05] Gintoki**
What are we supposed to do?!
**[24:07] Gintoki**
We're still going to be cats next week?!
**[24:09] Kondo**
Okay!
**[24:10] Kondo**
Next week, we'll immediately search
for the gorilla that bit me...
**[24:12] Zura**
No, that doesn't matter meow.
**[24:15] Kondo**
Huh?
**[24:15] Gintoki**
The next episode...
**[24:16] Gintoki**
"Freedom Means to Live True
to Yourself, not Without Law!"
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Fun fact: The scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla is "Gorilla gorilla gorilla."]
***SIGN*** [See you next time.]