E259 - Five Pinkies Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Sada     These criminals are guilty     of murdering Bakufu officials [00:04] ---      as well as the leader     of those snooping dogs. [00:09] Tsu     Stop. [00:10] Tsu     We've heard enough, Your Highness. [00:12] Gin     We already know the rest of the story. [00:14] Hiji     Try to commit a crime that's     worthy of this punishment. [00:18] Hiji     What crime will you be guilty of? [00:21] Gin     The crime of [00:22] Gin     ripping off a lord's     topknot down there. [00:24] Tsu     Are you sure about this? [00:26] Tsu     You'll be sacrificing     everything for Yoshiwara. [00:28] Gin     It's too late. [00:30] Gin     I already made a promise. [00:33] Tsu     I see. [00:34] Tsu     In that case... [00:36] Tsu     Promise me this. [00:37] Tsu     We will all return alive. SIGN    Five Pinkies [02:17] Gin     I promise. [02:19] Gin     We'll bring the old man     back to Suzuran together. [02:22] Nobu     Finished with your last farewells? [02:26] Shin     Nobume-san? [02:27] Shin     Are you joining us? [02:29] Nobu     As a survivor of the Mimawarigumi, [02:31] Nobu     I must fulfill my mission. [02:34] Nobu     Besides... [02:35] Nobu     I'll get to cut people up. [02:39] Kag     Hey! [02:41] Nobu     Out of the way, mobs. [02:43] Kag     Or else we kill the princess! [02:44] All     Your Highness! [02:46] A     How dare you disrespect Her Highness?! [02:48] A     A hundred executions wouldn't     be enough to punish this crime! [02:51] Kag     Shut the hell up! [02:52] Kag     Zip your stinkin' mouths! [02:54] Nobu     Every time someone speaks,     I cut off a finger. [02:58] Shin     Gin-san, assuming that     we manage to survive, [03:01] Shin     we won't be able to     live in Edo anymore. [03:03] Soyo     H-Help! [03:05] Soyo     Why is this happening to me?! [03:07] Shin     This is the only time her     acting has been believable! [03:10] Shin     How are we supposed to explain this?! [03:13] Nobu     She said to zip your stinkin' mouth. [03:15] Soyo     That applies to me, too? [03:16] Nobu     How many times did you speak? [03:17] Soyo     I-I don't know... [03:19] Nobu     Okay... [03:20] Nobu     I don't feel like counting,     so I'll do this. [03:22] Shin     What?! [03:23] All     Your Highness! [03:24] Nobu     Okay, you talked again,     so one more time. [03:26] A     We understand! Let them pass! [03:28] Nobu     Okay, you talked again,     so one more time. [03:30] Shin     Enough! That's enough! [03:34] Soyo     That went well. [03:36] Shin     No, that did not go well, Your Highness. [03:39] Shin     The damage to our reputation     is irreparable now. [03:41] Soy     I was really nervous, but it was funny [03:43] ---     how everyone was so surprised, right? [03:46] Both     Right. [03:47] Shin     The Three Sadisteers can shut up! [03:49] Tsu     However, it would be dangerous to     continue this charade, Your Highness. [03:51] Tsu     Please find a place to hide. [03:53] Soyo     Please let me help you see this through. [03:57] Soyo     I didn't know what I was doing, [03:59] ---     but I was the one chaining     Grampy inside the castle. [04:02] Soyo     Grampy probably wanted     to leave the castle SIGN    All right! [04:06] ---     far more than I did, but     I never noticed a thing... SIGN    Behave yourself, Your Highness! [04:09] Soyo     He was always watching over me. [04:11] Soyo     So it's my turn to help him. [04:14] Soyo     Even if it means he'll     scold me for misbehaving. [04:17] Kag     Soyo-chan... [04:18] Soyo     Let's hurry. [04:19] Soyo     My uncle is over here. [04:22] Shin     Your Highness?! [04:24] Shin     Wait! [04:25] Shin     She just knocked herself out     after saying she wanted to help! SIGN    Odd Jobs [04:28] Shin     This looks like a murder scene now! [04:30] Shin     And why did she write Odd     Jobs as her dying message?! [04:34] Tsu     We can't let anyone see this! [04:36] Nobu     It's faster to destroy the evidence. [04:37] Tsu     You're too fast! [04:39] Gin     Oops, I really embarrassed myself. [04:41] Gin     Wait. [04:42] Gin     My embarrassment is faster     than my mouth can move. [04:45] Tsu     Enough with the Ikkoku-dou! [04:47] All     What have you bastards done?! [04:50] Shin     There's a whole horde coming for us! [04:52] Kag     Hold on, Soyo-chan! [04:54] A     Kill every single one of the rebels! [04:57] A     No mercy for the women and children! [05:02] Kag     Women and children? [05:04] Kag     That's some big talk! [05:07] Nobu     Naturally, that scum     would be served by scum. [05:10] Nobu     This nation has no respect for women. [05:17] All     Open fire! [05:20] Tsu     Show that you can stop     the women you sneer at! [05:25] Tsu     Show that you can defend the castle [05:27] ---     built upon the tears of those women! [05:30] Tsu     Since you've forgotten about them, [05:33] Tsu     we'll have to remind you! [05:35] A     Kill them! [05:44] Tsu     These women [05:46] Tsu     have come to topple a county. [05:50] Gin     Good grief. [05:51] Gin     We've got three nation     breakers with us. [05:53] Shin     That sounds tougher than     taking on the shogun. [05:57] Gin     I'll give you some advice.     Call for reinforcements. [06:00] Gin     You might be the shogun's     personal guards, [06:03] Gin     but you're probably too soft from     all the peace and quiet to take us on. [06:07] Gin     Meanwhile, we're still at war, [06:10] Gin     fighting for our lives every day     against those psychos! [06:33] Kag     Gin-chan, how many do we each take? [06:36] Gin     One hundred, two hundred... [06:38] Gin     Forget it. I'm putting myself to sleep. [06:41] Gin     Listen up. [06:42] Gin     Stay close together. [06:44] Gin     Trust the rest of us to watch your back [06:47] Gin     and focus on the enemies     in front of you. [06:49] Gin     As long as you're standing,     we're all standing. [06:53] Gin     Become the blade for     taking down that wall. [06:56] Gin     We're gonna crush the     shogun's silly toy box! [07:00] Gin     It's time to seize [07:01] Gin     this country! [07:03] A     S-Stop them! [07:05] A     Form a wall! [07:06] A     We can't let these rebels     get any closer to our lor— [07:10] Gin     Weak! [07:11] Gin     Weaker than Zazami Original! [07:14] Gin     And you call yourselves     the shogun's samurai?! [07:19] A     W-We can't stop them! [07:20] A     Not from the front, the     right, the left, the rear! [07:24] A     There's no opening! [07:25] A     The five rebels are     like a giant bullet! [07:28] B     Move! [07:30] B     We're going to shoot     down these crazy fools! [07:37] B     Fire! [07:38] B     Fire! Fire! Fire! [07:49] B     W-Watch our flanks! [08:01] A     Second round loaded! [08:03] A     Blow 'em to smithereens! [08:23] B     Again! [08:24] B     Hurry up with the next shot! [08:28] A     W-Wait! Our comrades are inside! [08:34] Shin     That was mean, Kagura-chan! [08:35] Shin     Why am I the only one     getting this treatment?! [08:37] A     Shit! They took the cannon! [08:46] Gin     We finally made it to     the shogun's place. [08:49] Kag     Huh? I don't see an intercom. [08:51] Gin     Oh well. [08:53] Gin     We'll have to use this. [08:54] A     Wait! [08:55] A     Not that! [08:56] A     Anything but that! [08:57] Gin     Shogun-sama! [08:58] Gin     Come out and play! [09:09] Gin     Sorry to keep you waiting, Shogun-sama. [09:12] Gin     The #1 delivery lady, the courtesan     Suzuran, has come to see you. [09:17] Gin     And it's too late to request a change. [09:19] Gin     Did you wash that filthy ass of yours? [09:22] Gin     You won't be getting any sleep tonight. [09:27] Sada     Life is filled with surprises. [09:29] Sada     You must be the first in     history to insult the Bakufu [09:32] ---     and sully the Tokugawa name     in such a fashion. [09:37] Sada     If you intended to beg for mercy,     you've only added to your crimes. [09:42] Nobu     You are the criminal here. [09:45] Nobu     I, Imai Nobume, vice-captain     of the Mimawarigumi, [09:49] ---     know everything you've done. [09:51] Nobu     Tokugawa Sadasada, [09:53] Nobu     you are under arrest for the     assassination of Bakufu officials. [09:57] Sada     A surviving Hitotsubashi     dog is talking about [10:01] ---     judging me in a court of law? [10:04] Sada     How can you judge me when     I rule this country? [10:08] ---     When I am the law? [10:11] Tsu     If we cannot judge you on the surface, [10:13] Tsu     we will judge you underground. [10:15] Tsu     The woman's tears you     spilled in Yoshiwara... [10:18] Tsu     The man's blood you spilled... [10:19] Tsu     The heavens may forgive you, [10:22] Tsu     but the law in Yoshiwara,     Lady Death, will not. [10:27] Tsu     Release that man. [10:28] Tsu     Where did you take him? [10:32] Tsu     I just asked you a question! [10:42] Oboro     When disaster strikes, [10:44] Oboro     some choose to curse the heavens. [10:47] Oboro     When misfortune befalls you, [10:50] Oboro     it is the will of the heavens. [10:52] Oboro     The fate the heavens have dealt. [10:54] Oboro     You must silently accept that fate. [10:57] Oboro     Our blades serve as the     voice of the heavens. [11:00] Kag     Who are they? [11:01] Nobu     Be careful. That's not     your ordinary cult. [11:04] Nobu     They're a group of assassins     who have served [11:07] ---     the rulers of this nation from     the shadows for a long time. [11:11] Nobu     Men of taboo who were eliminated     from central government [11:14] Nobu     when we entered a period of peace. [11:16] Nobu     When the Oniwabanshu was disbanded, [11:20] Nobu     Sadasada turned to them     for his shady business. [11:23] Oboro     We are the Yatagarasu for the heavens. [11:26] Oboro     The Tenshoin Naraku. [11:29] Nobu     Oboro... [11:30] Nobu     The leader of the Tenshoin and     the strongest Naraku warrior. [11:34] Nobu     That man is involved in this? [11:36] Sada     The one to judge is heaven.     In other words, the shogun. [11:40] Sada     The earth-crawlers are the     ones who are judged. [11:43] Sada     That is how the world works. [11:45] Sada     You are only allowed to     look up at the heavens. [11:49] Sada     However, you need not lament. [11:51] Sada     The heavens do not     always bring disaster. [11:56] Sada     The heavens also bring good fortune. [12:00] Sada     I believe you were     looking for that man. [12:03] Shin     Gr-Grampy! [12:05] Sada     If you can escape alive, you will be     able to reunite him with Suzuran. [12:09] Sada     Though I doubt he will survive     long enough to reach Yoshiwara. [12:13] Sada     Even if he does survive, [12:18] Sada     he's lost the pinky he swore on     and the arm he used to hold her. [12:24] Sada     He should just end his miserable life. [12:27] Sada     So much for loyalty when he's     betrayed me not once, but twice. [12:31] Sada     The heavens are punishing     him as a result. [12:35] Sada     And now he's literally an     earth-crawling worm. [13:01] Gin     Hey. [13:03] Gin     The pinky he swore on is still around. [13:07] Gin     He's got five pinkies right     here that are gonna drag you [13:11] ---     from heaven to hell. [13:29] Grampy     Wh-What are you...? [13:31] Tsu     You've endured so much. [13:34] Tsu     You've been through so much. [13:36] Tsu     I'm sorry that you had to wait so long. [13:41] Tsu     But there's nothing to worry about. [13:43] Tsu     The moon you have longed for [13:45] Tsu     has risen. [13:47] Tsu     In the land where you once made a vow, [13:50] Tsu     there is a light that will     shine through any darkness. [13:54] Tsu     This moon will never fall. [13:58] Tsu     Shinpachi, Kagura, please guide him. [14:01] Tsu     We'll bring up the rear. [14:03] Nobu     I'm allowed to cut down     whoever I want now, right? [14:06] Tsu     Yes, do as you please. [14:08] Tsu     In the morning, this will have     been nothing more than a dream. [14:16] Sada     You're buying time for     an old man to escape? [14:19] Sada     Do you really think you can escape [14:22] Sada     from my grasp? [14:25] Gin     I'm not running away. [14:28] Gin     Is it gonna be the sun or the     moon that sits up in the sky? [14:32] Gin     Let's settle this once and for all. [14:34] Gin     How about it, heavenly errand boy? [14:47] Tsu     Let's go! [15:56] Tsu     What are you doing, Gintoki?! [15:57] Tsu     Pull yourself together! [15:58] Nobu     If you want to die, I'll     cut you up right now. [16:01] Nobu     You were hit in a pressure point. [16:03] Nobu     By a poisoned needle. [16:05] Gin     Is it bad? [16:06] Nobu     It'll paralyze you, [16:08] Nobu     and kill you if the poison isn't removed. [16:14] Sada     You seem to be struggling. [16:17] Sada     It's rare to see someone     last so long against you, Oboro. [16:26] Oboro     Actually, it's happened once before. [16:30] Oboro     There was a demon who chose     to oppose the heavens. [16:40] Oboro     You still have that same     look in your eyes, [16:44] Oboro     White Yaksha. [16:45] Gin     Yo— [16:48] Gin     You're... [16:50] Tsu     Gintoki? [16:51] Sada     Oh? Do you know him, Oboro? [16:55] Oboro     My Lord, he is an orphan     of the Kansei purge. [16:58] Tsu     Kansei purge? [17:01] Sada     Are you from Yoshiwara? [17:03] Sada     Then you wouldn't know. [17:06] Sada     The Joi war... [17:07] Sada     When the nation was opened     up, the ignorant samurai [17:11] ---     accused the Bakufu of selling     the country and revolted. [17:17] Sada     As our relationship with the Amanto     soured, we put down the samurai. [17:22] Sada     Ever since, this nation has     been in a state of civil war. [17:27] Sada     As the war dragged on, the Amanto     began intervening in domestic affairs [17:31] ---     under the pretense     of cleansing the rebels. [17:36] Sada     Ironic that the Joi revolt led     to increased Amanto influence. [17:41] Sada     And then the Tendoshu instructed     the Bakufu to initiate [17:45] ---     the deadliest cleansing of the     century, the Kansei purge. [17:49] Sada     Every last Joi rebel, from     the minor agitators to [17:53] ---     the public officials, was     targeted as part of the purge. [17:57] Sada     The brutal crackdown led to a     sharp decline in Joi activity. [18:03] Sada     Oboro and his brethren were     instrumental in that process. [18:08] Sada     They were led by his predecessor, [18:12] ---     but he was every bit as     skilled in the martial arts. [18:17] Oboro     My Lord, that wasn't the     end of the samurai. [18:22] Oboro     While many samurai threw away their     swords after losing their leaders, [18:26] Oboro     some were plotting to rescue     one of those captive leaders. [18:31] Oboro     They were these men, the ones     known as the last samurai. [18:38] Oboro     They were the students of [18:40] ---     the evil criminal who dared     to oppose the heavens, [18:43] Oboro     Yoshida Shoyo. [18:45] Oboro     His students took up their swords     to rescue their teacher. [18:51] Tsu     G-Gintoki? [18:53] Tsu     You lost your teacher? [18:56] Oboro     Do you recall that name, my Lord? [19:00] Sada     Yoshida Shoyo... [19:03] Sada     Was there such a person? [19:07] Sada     Do you think I remember the corpses of [19:09] ---     every worm I stomped on my way to power? [19:11] Sada     If he happened to be a major     criminal, I might remember him. [19:14] Sada     What was his crime? [19:18] Oboro     Actually, I can't recall either. [19:22] Oboro     I do remember that he     taught sword and pen [19:25] ---     to some children in the country. [19:27] Sada     That was it? [19:29] Oboro     However, my Lord, we     were told to crush such gatherings [19:33] ---     as they might foment rebellion. [19:38] Sada     I see. And I was correct to order that. [19:42] Sada     Yoshida Shoyo... [19:43] Sada     His crime was creating      dissenters like him. [19:51] Tsu     Wait, Gintoki! [19:59] Oboro     Why is the demon who battled the     heavens and fell to the ground [20:03] Oboro     still wandering around here? [20:09] Oboro     Why is the demon who lost everything     to the heavens still howling at them? [20:15] Oboro     You, all of you, should     have learned your lesson. [20:19] Oboro     You can shout, you can scream, [20:22] Oboro     but your voices will     never reach the heavens. [20:26] Oboro     And neither will your sobs. [20:32] Tsu     Gintoki! [20:37] Oboro     Will you make the same mistake     again, White Yaksha? [20:41] Oboro     You can sit there and watch     until you bleed to death. [20:44] Oboro     As everything you tried to     protect is destroyed again. [20:50] Oboro     Shoyo is also watching [20:53] Oboro     as the student he sacrificed     his life to protect [20:55] Oboro     falls apart without protecting a thing. [21:03] Gin     Don't you leave... [21:06] Gin     Don't you leave! [21:09] Gin     You bastards are... [21:18] Tsu     Gintoki! [21:27] Shin     Kagura-chan! [21:29] All     Die! [21:38] Gin     Move... [21:43] Gin     Move! [21:48] Gin     Please... [21:50] Gin     Move! [22:00] Kondo     Excuse me. [22:01] Kondo     What are you doing here     so late at night? [22:04] Sasa     Excuse me, could you please     show me your license? [22:08] Kondo     Good evening. [22:10] Sasa     This is the police. SIGN    To be continued... [23:45] Kag     I can't wait for summer! [23:48] Kag     I'm so excited! [23:49] Gin     No kidding. I'm getting     goosebumps already. [23:52] Shin     Yup, when we go to the     theater this summer... [23:54] Both     How many Pokemon will we get? [23:56] Shin     You're excited about that one?! SIGN    Pinky Swear SIGN    The situation is looking grim SIGN    when the Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi arrive!! SIGN    The revolt that began with five people SIGN    will reach its climax next week!!