# E237 - Please take me skiing

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6MG1PJ36/please-take-me-skiing)<br>
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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Live action Gintama!!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take two!!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odd Jobs Gin Snack Otose
<br>**[00:08] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, wow...<br>**[00:11] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks so real.<br>**[00:13] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know.<br>**[00:13] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hell it does!<br>**[00:15] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is way crappier than the first take!<br>**[00:17] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody saw this coming.<br>**[00:19] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The staff went overboard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with that Kaien crap,<br>**[00:21] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we're out of money.<br>**[00:23] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was pretty expensive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to borrow the mannequins<br>**[00:25] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we used in the last live-action segment.<br>**[00:27] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody wants to hear about that!<br>**[00:29] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what do we do now?<br>**[00:30] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We already opened with the punch line.<br>**[00:32] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? We still have that.<br>**[00:34] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we're out of punch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lines, there's always that.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Shinsengumi vacation will  never go off without a hitch!!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone meets up at the ski slopes!! And  there's someone else along for the ride...
<br>**[02:23] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? A vacation?<br>**[02:25] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, it's so cold that those <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;terrorists are probably hibernating.<br>**[02:30] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Matsudaira said that we should <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go on a ski trip to boost morale.<br>**[02:35] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did he get that idea?<br>**[02:37] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't go on a pleasure trip<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and leave Edo undefended.<br>**[02:40] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, that freak is always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;telling us to work harder.<br>**[02:44] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something isn't right.<br>**[02:45] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're being paranoid.<br>**[02:47] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've been working without any rest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since the show started up again.<br>**[02:52] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess a person who's rotten to the core<br>**[02:54] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't know how to accept<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a gesture of kindness.<br>**[02:56] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't need to hear that from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone who's rotten to his soul.<br>**[02:59] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're worried about Edo,<br>**[03:01] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can divide the men into the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo team and the Hijikata team<br>**[03:03] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and have one team stay behind.<br>**[03:05] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure you can defend Edo<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by yourself, Hijikata-san.<br>**[03:09] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is Hijikata-san the only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;person on the Hijikata team?<br>**[03:11] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is he the one staying behind?<br>**[03:12] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go.<br>**[03:13] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even gorillas need to hibernate.<br>**[03:15] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not a gorilla.<br>**[03:19] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kondo-san!<br>**[03:20] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't want to hibernate,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll just terminate you.<br>**[03:23] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A beast can't survive winter if he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doesn't know when to rest his fangs.<br>**[03:27] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Pops!<br>**[03:29] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wouldn't matter if you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were a solitary gorilla,<br>**[03:31] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you're a gorilla who leads a whole troop.<br>**[03:34] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That was close!<br>**[03:35] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One bad decision and your entire<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;troop will be buried under the snow.<br>**[03:39] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you insist on continuing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with your cracked fangs,<br>**[03:42] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to<br>**[03:44] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;snap them off.<br>**[03:46] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you want to go to sleep and see tomorrow?<br>**[03:48] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or go to sleep and never wake up again?<br>**[03:50] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make your choice.<br>**[03:51] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't make a choice in three<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seconds, I'll blow your head off.<br>**[03:54] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One...<br>**[03:56] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened to two and three?!<br>**[03:57] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never heard of those numbers before.<br>**[03:59] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A man only needs to know the number<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one to get along in this world.<br>**[04:03] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Toshi. What about you?<br>**[04:05] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you going to rest or die?<br>**[04:07] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make it quick!<br>**[04:08] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm staying behind.<br>**[04:10] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need someone to take Kondo-san's place.<br>**[04:11] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Absolutely not.<br>**[04:13] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're going with him!<br>**[04:15] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you forcing us to take a vacation?<br>**[04:17] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm trying to be nice here!<br>**[04:20] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no other motive involved!<br>**[04:22] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing nice about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how you're treating us.<br>**[04:25] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! That means you're all going!<br>**[04:29] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get packed.<br>**[04:30] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay. You got a soft side, Pops.<br>**[04:32] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I have one more thing to mention!<br>**[04:36] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's someone who wants<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to come along on your trip.<br>**[04:41] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, he won't be that much trouble.<br>**[04:44] Matsu**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just keep an eye on him if you would.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please Take Me Skiing
<br>**[05:07] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, look at him! Oh, gosh!<br>**[05:09] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's so cool!<br>**[05:13] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's airborne!<br>**[05:14] B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Awesome!<br>**[05:15] D**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Is he a pro or something?<br>**[05:17] E**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn! Look at that hang time!<br>**[05:19] F**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's like a bird!<br>**[05:22] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Er, isn't this getting kind of ridiculous?<br>**[05:32] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are currently traveling 45 kilometers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;per hour at an altitude of 58 meters.<br>**[05:36] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our target landing site is 30 meters ahead.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Altitude<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Distance<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Temperature
<br>**[05:39] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, there are people in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vicinity of our objective, over.<br>**[05:42] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get rid of them immediately, over.<br>**[05:52] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've eliminated the intruders,<br>**[05:54] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but our landing site was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ravaged by the weapons fire.<br>**[05:56] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I fear that he may trip and fall, over.<br>**[05:59] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, flatten the site immediately, over.<br>**[06:20] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad to see that you're safe.<br>**[06:22] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you enjoy your first attempt at snowboarding,<br>**[06:29] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My Lord?<br>**[06:31] Shogun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It felt good when I jumped and there<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was a rush of air against my crotch.<br>**[06:35] Shogun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to try it again.<br>**[06:36] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood!<br>**[06:37] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, another crotch rush!<br>**[06:39] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring the helicopter around!<br>**[06:47] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you that something didn't sound right.<br>**[06:51] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A vacation? Go spread your wings?<br>**[06:55] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're just babysitting the Shogun.<br>**[06:57] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Knowing our lord, he probably said that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he wanted to sneak out on a ski trip.<br>**[07:03] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The old man didn't know what to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do, so he just passed it on to us.<br>**[07:08] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We won't be getting a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;second of relaxation time.<br>**[07:12] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If anything happens to the Shogun,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll pay with our lives and more.<br>**[07:17] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still, you've gone a little<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;too far, vice chief.<br>**[07:19] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're attracting too much attention.<br>**[07:21] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody's supposed to know that we're here.<br>**[07:22] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be stupid.<br>**[07:23] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we let him ski on his own and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he gets hurt, we're finished.<br>**[07:26] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We just have to convince the Shogun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that this is how people normally ski.<br>**[07:30] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the other visitors are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting scared and leaving.<br>**[07:32] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All the better.<br>**[07:34] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be easier to protect the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun if nobody else is around.<br>**[07:37] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sogo, bribe a staff member to stop the lift.<br>**[07:41] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't let anyone else up there.<br>**[07:43] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hijikata-san, there's someone suspicious<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;near the Shogun's landing site.<br>**[07:47] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone who's making a huge snowman<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's going to get in the way.<br>**[07:50] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell them to leave.<br>**[07:53] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, there.<br>**[07:54] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a ski slope.<br>**[07:56] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Find somewhere else to play.<br>**[07:58] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you listening to me?<br>**[08:00] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Find somewhere else to make your snowman.<br>**[08:02] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[08:03] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't a snowman.<br>**[08:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a Neo Armstrong<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.<br>**[08:08] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[08:18] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun!<br>**[08:24] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sogo! What's going on?!<br>**[08:26] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you read me?!<br>**[08:27] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is the Shogun safe?!<br>**[08:29] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did he go?!<br>**[08:30] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi! Do you read me?!<br>**[08:32] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toshi! We've got big trouble!<br>**[08:34] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know! I saw the whole thing!<br>**[08:36] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Really?!<br>**[08:37] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just came across them by coincidence!<br>**[08:39] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never expected Otae-san and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinpachi-kun to be here!<br>**[08:43] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What are you talking about?!<br>**[08:45] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a good thing that I got<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;curious and tailed them!<br>**[08:48] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what are you talking about?!<br>**[08:49] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you know that the Shogun is missing?!<br>**[08:52] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! What are you talking about?!<br>**[08:54] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A man wearing nothing but his underwear<br>**[08:57] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just came flying out of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sky to attack Otae-san!<br>**[08:58] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the Shogun!<br>**[08:59] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I don't do something, Otae-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be... Otae-san will be...!<br>**[09:02] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shogun's the one who's getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the crap beaten out of him!<br>**[09:05] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to help her at once!<br>**[09:07] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait! That's the Shogun!<br>**[09:09] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn!<br>**[09:10] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The snowboard's preventing me from moving!<br>**[09:13] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case...<br>**[09:15] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pervert!<br>**[09:16] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get away from my Otae-san!<br>**[09:19] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the pervert!<br>**[09:25] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san! Shogun!<br>**[09:28] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad!<br>**[09:29] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His skis are carrying him away!<br>**[09:32] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait a second!<br>**[09:34] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The underwear boys are in an<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;incredibly wrong position!<br>**[09:36] C**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eek! What's that?!<br>**[09:38] G**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We got a serious case of indecent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;exposure flying down the slope!<br>**[09:42] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop them!<br>**[09:43] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't embarrass the Shogun, the Bakufu!<br>**[09:46] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do whatever it takes to stop them!<br>**[09:49] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shogun and chief<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;separated when they jumped!<br>**[09:56] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shogun hit an innocent bystander!<br>**[10:02] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn, you guys go after Kondo-san!<br>**[10:04] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave the Shogun to me!<br>**[10:06] Yamazaki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief!<br>**[10:07] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Are you okay?<br>**[10:09] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I'm just fine.<br>**[10:12] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm also a beginner, so I understand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how your skis can carry you away.<br>**[10:19] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, let's all be careful.<br>**[10:22] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait a moment!<br>**[10:24] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the Shogun!<br>**[10:26] A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief! Please stop!<br>**[10:28] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn!<br>**[10:29] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's going too fast for us to catch up!<br>**[10:31] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Boss?<br>**[10:32] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you here?<br>**[10:34] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you stop the chief...<br>**[10:35] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Wait...<br>**[10:37] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you realize what you're riding?!<br>**[10:41] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vice chief!<br>**[10:42] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's terrible!<br>**[10:43] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Odd Jobs boss is...<br>**[10:49] Yama**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, vice chief! That's the chief!<br>**[10:52] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[10:56] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn't you hear me tell you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stop, you wavy-haired punk?!<br>**[10:59] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Why are you here?<br>**[11:02] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have time for that!<br>**[11:04] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look down! Look down!<br>**[11:05] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! When did that happen?!<br>**[11:06] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't give me that shit!<br>**[11:08] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you recognize who that is?!<br>**[11:10] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And who is your board?!<br>**[11:12] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! When did that happen?<br>**[11:13] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're no better than I am!<br>**[11:14] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, stop him as soon as you can!<br>**[11:17] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or you'll be committing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seppuku ten times over!<br>**[11:19] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would have stopped already if I could!<br>**[11:21] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a beginner at snowboarding,<br>**[11:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so how am I supposed to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know how to stop a human?!<br>**[11:25] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do?!<br>**[11:26] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pretend like we're out in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;country where it's warm and fuzzy?<br>**[11:29] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How's that supposed to help?!<br>**[11:31] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Wait a moment!<br>**[11:33] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His underwear!<br>**[11:34] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He slows down when I tug on his underwear!<br>**[11:37] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! You can control humanboards<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with their underwear?!<br>**[11:41] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's like a brake of sorts!<br>**[11:44] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we're leaving a strange track.<br>**[11:46] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[11:48] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the track left by the brake.<br>**[11:49] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The brake?!<br>**[11:50] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where would there be a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brake on the human body?!<br>**[11:53] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The penile brake!<br>**[11:55] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I pull on his underwear,<br>**[11:56] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his penis extends like a brake.<br>**[11:59] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait a moment! So you mean this is that?!<br>**[12:01] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not actually a brake!<br>**[12:03] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cold and hard!<br>**[12:05] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's the truth.<br>**[12:07] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not funny! Cut it out!<br>**[12:09] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop using that brake!<br>**[12:10] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He won't be able to leave any heirs!<br>**[12:12] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't have time to be picky!<br>**[12:14] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our priority is to stop this ride!<br>**[12:25] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We broke the brakes...<br>**[12:32] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shit! We veered off the trail!<br>**[12:35] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop us! Someone stop us!<br>**[12:38] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san, are you okay?<br>**[12:39] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm coming to help!<br>**[12:41] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on!<br>**[12:44] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otae, you're here...<br>**[12:48] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-san!<br>**[12:49] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything's okay now that we're here!<br>**[12:53] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are these siblings acting like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's perfectly normal to humanboard?!<br>**[12:57] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was learning how to snowboard,<br>**[12:59] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I accidentally ended up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;riding Shin-chan instead,<br>**[13:01] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and then I discovered the he<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was actually an easier ride.<br>**[13:04] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it's because we're siblings!<br>**[13:06] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're not supposed to use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a sibling as a snowboard!<br>**[13:08] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll teach you how to humanboard.<br>**[13:11] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen carefully.<br>**[13:13] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, you take note of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the glasses on your board.<br>**[13:16] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These will serve as the handles.<br>**[13:17] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry! That's impossible!<br>**[13:19] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please understand that not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;every humanboard wears glasses!<br>**[13:22] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no! You can't control the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;board if there aren't any glasses!<br>**[13:27] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shin-chan!<br>**[13:29] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, that's not Shin-chan!<br>**[13:31] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do I do?!<br>**[13:32] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't do anything now!<br>**[13:33] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you even bother coming out here?!<br>**[13:35] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I have some advice for you.<br>**[13:38] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you heard of a penile brake?<br>**[13:41] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The vice chief has snapped!<br>**[13:42] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's making out-of-character remarks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that constitute sexual harassment!<br>**[13:44] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's totally given up!<br>**[13:46] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gin-chan, are you okay?<br>**[13:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm coming to help you! Hold on!<br>**[13:51] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You liar!<br>**[13:52] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clearly you're the one who needs help!<br>**[13:54] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't do jack shit!<br>**[13:57] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true!<br>**[13:59] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to save everyone!<br>**[14:02] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're all going to die...<br>**[14:04] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! What?!<br>**[14:06] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you give up, the game is over!<br>**[14:09] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The worst part is when you're still<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clinging to hope when you die.<br>**[14:13] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's someone chiming in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with really negative remarks!<br>**[14:16] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be fooled!<br>**[14:18] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By your bullshit?<br>**[14:19] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what are they doing?!<br>**[14:21] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is like that whole angel/devil<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whispering in your head thing!<br>**[14:24] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. I am not me. I am not you.<br>**[14:26] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I am me. I am you.<br>**[14:29] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, there is no black or white.<br>**[14:32] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All will return to true darkness!<br>**[14:34] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now it's just a completely black ball!<br>**[14:47] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been waiting this whole<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time under the snowball.<br>**[14:52] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, Kagura.<br>**[14:54] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sogo...<br>**[14:55] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you heard of a penile brake?<br>**[14:57] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[14:59] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[15:00] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing to the leader?!<br>**[15:02] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait!<br>**[15:31] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where am I?<br>**[15:34] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I remember that...<br>**[15:37] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came to the slopes as a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bodyguard for the Shogun...<br>**[15:50] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun!<br>**[15:53] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's the Shogun?!<br>**[15:55] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dammit!<br>**[15:57] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not here!<br>**[15:58] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shogun isn't here!<br>**[16:00] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn, I need to call for backup!<br>**[16:02] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Out of range?<br>**[16:03] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You've gotta be kidding...<br>**[16:05] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How far down did we fall?<br>**[16:09] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No trails.<br>**[16:11] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No sign of civilization.<br>**[16:14] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No help.<br>**[16:16] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just have a bunch of useless incompetents.<br>**[16:22] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're stranded.<br>**[16:25] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forget about protecting the Shogun.<br>**[16:27] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're the ones who've been stranded.<br>**[16:30] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun!<br>**[16:32] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Answer if you're there!<br>**[16:35] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun!<br>**[16:45] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna lose my head.<br>**[16:47] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're all gonna lose our heads.<br>**[16:50] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's ridiculous.<br>**[16:52] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You get a bunch of innocent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bystanders involved in your mess,<br>**[16:53] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and now you want to take our heads?<br>**[16:55] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we just happened to win a ski trip<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from a drawing in the shopping district?<br>**[16:58] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You fools can go to hell by yourselves.<br>**[17:00] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you also win a free pass for riding the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun like a snowboard in that drawing?<br>**[17:04] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't ask me. I didn't even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;realize he was under me.<br>**[17:08] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah. That reminds me.<br>**[17:11] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He once mentioned how someone at the top<br>**[17:13] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;needs to understand how<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone at the bottom feels.<br>**[17:16] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn't mean he should<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;become a snowboard.<br>**[17:19] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[17:19] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Toshi was using me as a snowboard<br>**[17:21] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because he felt I needed to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;know how the men below me felt.<br>**[17:24] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's what it was.<br>**[17:26] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sure was.<br>**[17:26] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I did it.<br>**[17:28] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In any case, the Shogun can't survive<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this cold in nothing but his underwear.<br>**[17:33] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, lady?<br>**[17:34] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are a bunch of men in nothing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but their underwear right before you.<br>**[17:36] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They say that you're supposed to take off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your clothes and cuddle to stay warm.<br>**[17:42] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's send some naked people to go find him!<br>**[17:44] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone bring me a blankie!<br>**[17:45] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A blankie to warm my heart!<br>**[17:47] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether we're going to save the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun or get our heads chopped off,<br>**[17:51] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we need to worry about our own safety first.<br>**[17:54] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know. We're stranded.<br>**[17:57] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That makes sense.<br>**[18:00] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, we should split<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up into a group for ensuring<br>**[18:02] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our survival and a group<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to search for the Shogun.<br>**[18:05] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, there's no need to worry.<br>**[18:07] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shogun may be our reviled enemy,<br>**[18:10] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but there's no point in bringing that up now.<br>**[18:15] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let bygones be bygones! Focus<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the danger we currently face!<br>**[18:19] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am just an ordinary leader now!<br>**[18:22] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel free to dive into my arms!<br>**[18:24] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, if something happens to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shogun, we can just blame him.<br>**[18:29] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what do we do now?<br>**[18:31] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, can you hear me?!<br>**[18:32] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you let your leader out of here?!<br>**[18:34] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The other men should have noticed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that we're all missing.<br>**[18:39] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help will come eventually.<br>**[18:40] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you hear me?!<br>**[18:42] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So we and the Shogun have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to survive until then.<br>**[18:45] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're splitting up into two groups.<br>**[18:47] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! That was my idea!<br>**[18:49] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You copycat!<br>**[18:50] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This appears to be a ridge of some sort.<br>**[18:52] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have a decent view, and it'll be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;easier for others to see us here.<br>**[18:55] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Start a fire and keep the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;smoke going at all times.<br>**[18:57] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll make this our base.<br>**[19:00] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try to make some sort of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shelter from the cold.<br>**[19:03] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone else will look for the Shogun.<br>**[19:05] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need to find him today.<br>**[19:08] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look for the Shogun?<br>**[19:09] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The snow is coming down<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really hard. It's dangerous.<br>**[19:12] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why we have to go.<br>**[19:15] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can make it back if we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have the smoke to guide us.<br>**[19:17] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's too dangerous!<br>**[19:19] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if there are casualties?<br>**[19:21] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then we'll be fair and use rock,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;paper, scissors to decide.<br>**[19:24] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here we go!<br>**[19:25] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rock always wins!<br>**[19:27] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rock, paper...<br>**[19:33] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good luck!<br>**[19:36] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kondo-san! Watch your back out there!<br>**[19:39] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, there's nothing on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my back to even watch...<br>**[19:44] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What?<br>**[19:45] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did he say something?<br>**[19:46] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, are you forgetting something?<br>**[19:49] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgetting something?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's he talking about?<br>**[19:51] Shin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beats me...<br>**[19:52] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, it's pretty cold...<br>**[19:54] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh...<br>**[19:54] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I know!<br>**[19:55] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Shogun must be cold!<br>**[19:57] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should bring some clothes for him!<br>**[20:02] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, get a grip.<br>**[20:04] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are clothes right there.<br>**[20:06] Gin**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Around your waist.<br>**[20:11] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, Kondo-san.<br>**[20:13] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're so forgetful.<br>**[20:18] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oops! I screwed up!<br>**[20:21] Otae**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make sure that they're warm<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before you give them to him.<br>**[20:23] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-Then I'll be going...<br>**[20:25] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just realized that Kondo-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't wearing anything.<br>**[20:29] Okita**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're right. I completely forgot.<br>**[20:31] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, everyone. Give Kondo-san<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one article of clothing.<br>**[20:35] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He won't be cold if we all pitch in.<br>**[20:43] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. Be careful out there, Kondo-san.<br>**[20:48] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah!<br>**[20:51] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you all gave me your gloves.<br>**[20:57] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait.<br>**[20:59] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll die if you underestimate the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bitter cold of a winter mountain.<br>**[21:04] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wear this.<br>**[21:05] Kondo**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ka-Katsura...<br>**[21:07] Zura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I was saying, we need to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work together to survive.<br>**[21:32] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're in an extremely perilous situation.<br>**[21:38] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No help in sight.<br>**[21:40] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our survival in this unknown land<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rests upon a very fragile trust.<br>**[21:46] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will we be able to survive?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To Be Continued
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next Episode
<br>**[23:31] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn! Where's the Shogun?!<br>**[23:33] Toshi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're going to die before<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they can chop off our heads!<br>**[23:37] Shogun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time:<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Vacation in Disorientation
<br>**[23:38] Shogun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A vacation in disorientation.<br>**[23:40] Shogun**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The group divides into two teams for securing shelter and  finding the Shogun as they attempt to survive in the snowy mountains!!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stranded in the middle of the  blizzard, the group encounters...
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