# E27 - Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G61950K9Y/some-things-cant-be-cut-with-a-sword)
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**[00:00] Host**
In the red corner! The housewife who junked her marriage and found her place on the battlefield.
**[00:06] ---**
The Demoness Haruna!!
**[00:08] Host**
In the blue corner! This lady, a former popular singer-turned hitting star!
**[00:12] Host**
The fighting princess of song! Dynamite Otsu!
**[00:16] Otsu**
Just bring it from anywhere, jock itch!
**[00:20] Audience**
Jock itch!
**[00:21] Shinpachi**
Otsu-chan, go for it!
**[00:24] Gintoki**
No, no. She'd better stop...
**[00:28] Gintoki**
She's going in the wrong direction.
**[00:30] Shinpachi**
Otsu-chan! Popular idol singer-turned fighter!
**[00:35] Gintoki**
When a person says something like that, it's a warning sign.
**[00:38] ---**
My favorite ramen shop said, "curry rice will be a new menu item."
**[00:42] ---**
After that, the shop had to close.
**[00:43] Shinpachi**
What a bad example! That won't be the case for Otsu-chan. She'll keep singing!
**[00:48] Gintoki**
I think there's a sign of misfortune on her face.
**[00:52] Gintoki**
Too bad she's not more naïve or stupid. Like you, Kagura.
**[00:57] Kagura**
What is a dream?
**[00:59] Kagura**
So painful to wait for...so terrible to be without...
**[01:02] Kagura**
and yet to battle your way toward it along that thorny road...
**[01:07] ---**
Take's a warrior's courage!!
**[01:10] Host**
What the?! There's an intruder in the ring! Who is she?
***SIGN*** [This is a reference to famous Japanese professional wrestler Antonio Inoki.]
**[01:13] Kagura**
My name is Antonio Kagura! I'm...um...Otsu-chan's stand-in! Uh-huh!
**[01:18] Kagura**
Come on!
**[01:19] Gintoki**
Oh, no! Whatever happens, it's not my fault.
**[01:22] Shinpachi**
Not mine, either.
**[01:23] Shinpachi**
You need to discipline her better! That's why she's like that.
**[01:26] Gintoki**
What are you talking about?
**[01:27] Gintoki**
They say a kid's personality is set by the age of 3.
**[01:28] Okita**
Haruna! Come on!
**[01:30] Okita**
You dumped your husband 'cause you wanted more excitement, right?!
***SIGN*** [An Odd Jobs member meets Okita at the "Amazons' Tournament."]
***SIGN*** [Okita takes them to a fighting arena called "Rengokukan." What kind of event is held there?]
***SIGN*** ["Some Things Can't Be Cut with a Sword"]
**[03:19] Okita**
What a surprise. I didn't know you guys liked watching fighting sports.
**[03:24] Okita**
I especially like seeing women fight.
**[03:27] Okita**
When they make those gnarly faces and grab each other, I just bust up!
**[03:31] Shinpachi**
That's not fandom, that's sadism!
**[03:34] Kagura**
You shouldn't laugh at someone who's trying hard!
**[03:37] Kagura**
Someone like you, who interrupts a match shouldn't be allowed to watch fighting sports.
**[03:41] Gintoki**
Stop saying that. It's obvious that you're interrupting the match.
**[03:45] Okita**
By the way, do you have time to go somewhere?
**[03:49] Okita**
I'll take you to a more entertaining show.
**[03:52] Gintoki**
A more entertaining show?
**[03:53] Okita**
If you come with me, you'll see.
**[03:59] Gintoki**
Hey, hey. What kind of place is this?
**[04:02] Okita**
It's a meeting place for inhabitants of the underworld.
**[04:05] Okita**
Ordinary people never get a chance to see this.
**[04:13] Gintoki**
This is...
**[04:15] Gintoki**
...an underground fighting arena?
**[04:18] Okita**
This is the Rengokukan.
**[04:20] Okita**
What you see before you...
**[04:27] Okita**
...is an honest-to-god...
**[04:31] Okita**
...Death Match!
**[04:34] Announce**
The winner is...Kidomaru!
**[04:36] Shinpachi**
It's hard to believe...
**[04:38] Okita**
How often do you get the chance to see a real fight?
**[04:42] Okita**
And when you add gambling to it-damn, that's entertainment!
**[04:46] Gintoki**
This is definitely a great show, huh?!
**[04:49] Kagura**
If I can't sleep tonight you'll pay!
**[04:53] Shinpachi**
Obviously, it's illegal. Okita-san, aren't you a government official?
**[04:58] Okita**
That's why I can't do anything.
**[05:00] Okita**
They're some shadowy, political figures behind it.
**[05:04] Gintoki**
You mean government officials are involved?
**[05:06] Okita**
One wrong step and it's goodbye Shinsengumi.
**[05:09] Okita**
Freelancers like you have it made.
**[05:13] Gintoki**
Let me tell you something: I'm not going to work for you.
**[05:17] Okita**
That's funny. I thought you were a fellow human being.
**[05:21] Okita**
I thought you hated this crap as much as I do.
**[05:25] Okita**
Look over there.
**[05:28] Okita**
Kidomaru is Rengokukan's strongest fighter.
**[05:31] Okita**
Let's find out what's up with him.
**[05:34] Gintoki**
Hey.
**[05:35] Okita**
Don't worry. This is my personal favor. It has nothing to do with the Shinsengumi.
**[05:42] Okita**
No one else knows about this place.
**[05:45] Okita**
So, please don't tell Kondo-san and Hijikata-san.
**[05:54] Gintoki**
Is he really here?
**[05:57] Shinpachi**
Yes. I saw him coming in.
**[05:59] Shinpachi**
I'm a bit surprised to learn that Okita-san is an earnest man.
**[06:02] Shinpachi**
He can't stand impropriety.
**[06:04] Kagura**
I hate that guy.
**[06:06] Gintoki**
Despite his appearance, he's a direct subordinate, so we can expect a big reward from him.
**[06:09] Shinpachi**
It's not a money issue!
**[06:12] Shinpachi**
Did you just hear someone scream?
**[06:14] Gintoki**
You guys...
**[06:15] Gintoki**
stay here!
**[06:15] Shinpachi**
Gin-san!
**[06:24] Gintoki**
What's going on?
**[06:27] Doshin**
The thief!
**[06:33] Doshin**
Sorry. I'm sorry I did that.
**[06:37] Doshin**
It was such a suspicious looking ass, I...
**[06:40] Gintoki**
Idiot. How can buttocks look suspicious?
**[06:44] Gintoki**
Damn it! My ass is splitting in two.
**[06:47] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, calm down. It was always like that.
**[06:50] Doshin**
Still, you shouldn't have been peeking into another person's house.
**[06:55] Shinpachi**
Sorry, but we were looking for someone.
**[06:59] Shinpachi**
Mr. Priest, did you see a man with a scary demon mask walking around?
**[07:04] Doshin**
Demon? It sounds strange.
**[07:08] Doshin**
Are you saying you're Momotaro, the demon slayer?
**[07:13] Gintoki**
I'm not interested in some petty demon.
**[07:15] Gintoki**
My target is his boss.
**[07:17] Gintoki**
Unless he has a lot of treasure, then that's a different story.
**[07:20] Doshin**
Treasure...
**[07:22] ---**
The only treasure this demon owns...
**[07:23] ---**
is those children over there.
**[07:25] Gintoki/Shinpachi**
Whoa!
**[07:26] Gintoki**
Y-Y-You! What the hell do you think you are doing?!
**[07:29] Doshin**
What were you doing?
**[07:31] Doshin**
I know you followed me from the fighting arena.
**[07:34] Shinpachi**
What? What? Really? Then you are...?!
**[07:39] Doshin**
I'm known as Doshin Kidomaru, a fighter in Rengokukan.
**[07:48] Gintoki**
Are you sure?
**[07:50] Gintoki**
Giving us tea? We could be the peach boy, Momotaro, who got rid of the demon.
**[07:54] Doshin**
Are you sure? You're having tea with a bloody demon.
**[07:59] Gintoki**
It's hard to believe that someone who takes care of so many children could be a demon.
**[08:03] Shinpachi**
Who are these children?
**[08:05] Doshin**
They're all my children.
**[08:08] Gintoki**
Oh, my! You must have been really wild when you were young.
**[08:11] Doshin**
No... They were all abandoned children.
**[08:14] Gintoki**
Orphans? Don't tell me you're doing that kind of thing to take care of them.
**[08:18] Doshin**
Do I look like a worthy human being? A saint covered in blood...?
**[08:24] Gintoki**
So you...
**[08:26] Doshin**
Once, now and forever, I'm just a killer.
**[08:30] Doshin**
I've always been strong...and everybody called me "Killer".
**[08:36] Doshin**
I was sent to jail and I waited for my head to roll.
**[08:40] Doshin**
But someone had their eye on me and paid to get me out.
**[08:44] Doshin**
You can probably guess the rest.
**[08:47] Doshin**
If you guys are trying to destroy the Rengokukan... Take my advice. Don't.
**[08:52] Gintoki**
Are you suggesting we'll end up as meat for the demon?
**[08:55] Gintoki**
Well, it might be interesting.
**[08:58] Doshin**
A demon doesn't strike unless someone touches his treasure.
**[09:01] Doshin**
But he'll do anything to protect his children.
**[09:06] Gintoki**
There's no way a demon would say something like that.
**[09:09] Gintoki**
You look like a good father to me.
**[09:10] Doshin**
But I'm raising my children with dirty money...
**[09:15] Gintoki**
And you have regrets about what you did.
**[09:17] Doshin**
I chose my first child...because I just wanted to unburden myself...
**[09:25] Gintoki**
It's not easy to raise children for that reason. Right, you little brat?
**[09:33] Child A**
Sensei! Sensei! How do I look? Are you listening to me?
**[09:33] Shinpachi**
*Give those back, brat!*
**[09:37] Child A**
Sensei? What's the matter, Sensei?
**[09:40] ---**
Hey, you! What did you say to Sensei?! If you hurt his feelings, I'll kick your butt!!
**[09:44] Gintoki**
Sorry about that.
**[09:48] Shinpachi**
Give those back!
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs - Gintoki Sakata]
**[09:51] Gintoki**
Here's my apology. If you ever get in trouble, come see me.
**[09:53] Gintoki**
I'll give you a great discount.
**[09:55] Gintoki**
Hey, Kagura. Let's go.
**[09:57] Kagura**
Yeah... Bye!
**[10:02] Child A**
What strange people... As far as I know, they were the first guests to our house, Sensei.
**[10:08] Doshin**
That's right...They're our first and our last.
**[10:14] Okita**
The big fish...just isn't sticking its nose out. All I get are minnows.
**[10:20] Okita**
Yet, maybe I went a little overboard?
**[10:22] Hijikata**
You worked hard on your day off.
**[10:27] Hijikata**
I didn't know you were so dedicated...
***SIGN*** [Battle Royal Host]
**[10:33] Hijikata**
Here, here. Please help yourself and eat up.
**[10:36] Gintoki**
What's this?
**[10:37] Okita**
Sorry, he found out everything.
**[10:40] Gintoki**
No, I mean... What's this? Do you have something against mayonnaise?
**[10:44] Hijikata**
It's the Katsudon Hijikata Special.
**[10:46] Gintoki**
Nobody wants this kind of "special"!
**[10:49] Gintoki**
Hey, waitress! One chocolate sundae!
**[10:52] Hijikata**
Fine. Eat your sugar until you die.
**[10:55] ---**
How is it, Sogo? Amazing?
**[10:56] Okita**
Hijikata-san is amazing. He can turn Katsudon into dog food.
**[11:01] Hijikata**
What's this? I wonder why I feel so defeated after buying your meals.
**[11:05] Hijikata**
Oh, well. Let's get to the main issue.
**[11:07] ---**
I heard that Sogo inspired you into doing something... But forget about it all.
**[11:11] Gintoki**
What? You sound like you know the whole story, don't you?
**[11:16] Gintoki**
Are you really a big official?
**[11:18] Gintoki**
Are you sure you're going to ignore a crime that's right under your nose?
**[11:21] Hijikata**
We'll eventually take care of it.
**[11:23] Hijikata**
Hey, if put your booger in Hijikata's Special! Apologize, dammit!
**[11:30] Hijikata**
Listen, if someone gets unlucky, you're not the only one. All of us will get in trouble.
**[11:35] Okita**
Hijikata-san, I wonder if you've already found the information.
**[11:39] Hijikata**
Do you know those guys called the Tendo sect?
**[11:42] Hijikata**
They turned the Shogun into a puppet and are remaking this country just the way they like it.
**[11:47] Hijikata**
They hold the real power in this country.
**[11:50] Hijikata**
That blood soaked arena is...
**[11:52] Hijikata**
Tendo Sect's Playground.
**[11:56] Tendoshu A**
Where's our star? Anybody seen Kidomaru?
**[11:59] Director**
Well... Lately, he keeps finding new excuses for not coming in.
**[12:05] Tendoshu A**
It's time for him to retire. That's all right.
**[12:08] Tendoshu A**
We've got someone new already lined up.
**[12:13] Kagura**
Hi, Detective Pasta. I bought the anpan for you.
**[12:17] Shinpachi**
Why did you call me "Pasta"? There's nothing like that related to me.
**[12:21] Kagura**
Your life is like pasta. From now on, call me Yama-san.
**[12:25] Shinpachi**
Yama-san?
**[12:26] Kagura**
My full name is Kagura Yamamoto.
**[12:28] Shinpachi**
Hey, you just can't dictate things on your own!
**[12:31] Kagura**
Anyway, how's our targets, Pasta?
**[12:33] Shinpachi**
Nothing's happening, Kagu...Yama-san.
**[12:36] Shinpachi**
Gin-san said he'd do something within a couple of days. Hey, where's Gin-san?
**[12:40] Kagura**
Our boss was caught by those creeps and can't do anything.
**[12:44] Kagura**
It's up to us, Pasta.
**[12:46] Shinpachi**
I wonder if he's under interrogation.
**[12:47] Shinpachi**
Interrogation reminds me of Katsudon... I'm getting sick of anpan.
**[12:52] Shinpachi**
I want to eat pasta...
**[12:53] ---**
Oh, my! That's why I'm detective Pasta.
**[12:55] Kagura**
You're growing up, Pasta. Watch my back.
**[12:58] Shinpachi**
Yes, Yama-san!
**[12:59] Doshin**
Excuse me. But your backs are wide open.
**[13:03] Kagura**
Calm down, Pasta! Capture him! Get him! Anpan's stuck in my throat!
**[13:08] Shinpachi**
Doshin-san, you...
**[13:11] Doshin**
I'm leaving Edo...
**[13:13] Doshin**
I don't know why you're watching me, but I'd like you to overlook this.
**[13:18] Doshin**
I know this is a lot to ask, but I don't want to kill anymore...
**[13:24] Doshin**
I don't know how many years it'll take, but...
**[13:27] Doshin**
I want to say with confidence that I'm their father.
**[13:33] Shinpachi**
Doshin-san...
**[13:39] Kagura**
Get out of here... Fast!
**[13:41] Shinpachi**
Our boss told us to watch out for you, but didn't give a reason...
**[13:45] Shinpachi**
I don't know what he's thinking.
**[13:47] Shinpachi**
So, we're doing whatever we like.
**[13:50] ---**
I don't know what's right and what's wrong,
**[13:54] Shinpachi**
but I'm sure Gin-san would do the same thing.
**[13:57] Doshin**
Thank you!
**[14:00] A**
Kidomaru!
**[14:02] B**
Don't let him get away!
**[14:03] C**
Kill him!
**[14:07] Kagura**
Let's go, Pastaaa!
**[14:08] Shinpachi**
Yeah, Yama-san!
**[14:14] Child C**
Sensei! Why are we in such a hurry?
**[14:17] Child C**
Sensei!
**[14:20] Child C**
Sensei, why are you crying?
**[14:23] Doshin**
I wish I could've met people like them earlier.
**[14:28] Onishishi**
Don't kid yourself.
**[14:30] Onishishi**
Did you really think you could run away from me?
**[14:39] Director**
Is he finished?
**[14:42] Director**
Even Kidomaru wasn't able to handle a real demon.
**[14:46] Director**
Now you're the new king of the Rengokukan.
**[14:50] Director**
Onijishi.
**[14:52] Child B**
Hey, Sensei!
**[14:53] Child B**
Where are you going?
**[14:55] Child A**
We'll go anywhere with you.
**[14:58] Doshin**
Well...I will go anywhere as long as I'm with you guys.
**[15:04] Doshin**
But...It doesn't appear I can go any further.
**[15:09] Child B**
Ah? What's the matter, Sensei?
**[15:11] Child C**
Are you crying again?
**[15:14] Child A**
Is it because you are so happy? You cry so easily!
**[15:19] Doshin**
Right... You're right... I'm happy...for so much.
**[15:34] Gintoki**
Man, I hate rain.
**[15:37] Gintoki**
It's not a good day to hear a tearjerker story.
**[15:42] Okita**
I'm sorry, but I figured you should know.
**[15:46] Kagura**
Sorry, Gin-chan.
**[15:49] Shinpachi**
If only we'd stuck with him all the way...
**[15:51] Gintoki**
It's not your fault. He was a killer.
**[15:55] Gintoki**
I'm sure he was prepared to die that way.
**[15:59] Okita**
Sorry, I got you mixed up in this crap.
**[16:03] Okita**
Let's leave things where they are. Nothing good will come of getting deeper.
**[16:09] Okita**
You guys! Didn't I tell you not to come here?
**[16:14] Child A**
Brother... If we ask you, you'll do anything, right?
**[16:18] Child A**
You're Odd Jobs, and will do anything we ask, right?
**[16:21] Child D**
Please, avenge Sensei!
**[16:26] Child E**
This is...
**[16:27] Child E**
my treasure.
**[16:30] Child A**
We don't have any money, but we'll give you our treasure.
**[16:34] Child A**
So, please! Brother!
**[16:37] Okita**
That's enough. Time to go home.
**[16:40] Child A**
I already know...
**[16:42] ---**
Sensei did something bad somewhere. Is that why they killed him?
**[16:49] Child A**
But he was our beloved father... A great father, you know!
**[16:56] Gintoki**
Hey, kid...
**[16:58] Gintoki**
Is this one of those Dokkiri-man stickers?
**[17:01] Child E**
That's right. How did you know?
**[17:04] Gintoki**
Why? I'll tell you why?
**[17:06] Gintoki**
Because I'm a huge Dokkiri-man collector.
**[17:10] Gintoki**
I'll do anything for this one.
**[17:12] Gintoki**
It'll be too late if you tell me you want it back later.
**[17:14] Child E**
Brother!
**[17:16] Children**
Wow!
**[17:17] Okita**
Hey, wait!
**[17:18] Kagura**
Gin-chan, are you serious?
**[17:20] Hijikata**
I knew you were a whimsical guy, but you're crazy if you do something like that.
**[17:25] Hijikata**
They're really tough people to go up against...especially for a punk like you.
**[17:29] Hijikata**
You're already dead.
**[17:30] Gintoki**
I won't cause you any trouble. Get out of my way.
**[17:34] Hijikata**
I don't care if you die. But you're not even trying to save yourself?
**[17:41] Gintoki**
Even if I don't go, I'll die anyway.
**[17:44] Gintoki**
I have an organ that's bigger than my heart.
**[17:48] Gintoki**
It's invisible, but it's all that holds me up.
**[17:55] Gintoki**
Because of it, I can stand up straight.
**[17:59] Gintoki**
I can walk straight, even when I'm bleeding and dizzy.
**[18:02] Gintoki**
If I run now, it'll tear in half.
**[18:06] Gintoki**
My soul...will tear in half.
**[18:11] Gintoki**
I'd rather my heart stopped than lost what's most important to me.
**[18:13] Gintoki**
Even when I'm old and my spine is bent...my soul's got to be straight.
**[18:21] Hijikata**
You're saying that you're going to die for your own aesthetic theory? That's romanticism.
**[18:25] Shinpachi**
What are you saying? I think all men are romantics.
**[18:29] Kagura**
So are women.
**[18:30] Shinpachi**
But is it too unbalanced?
**[18:32] Shinpachi**
What will happen if all men and all women become stupid?
**[18:35] Kagura**
Let's go find out.
**[18:37] Hijikata**
H-Hey, you guys!
**[18:40] Hijikata**
What's the matter with all these people?
**[18:42] Okita**
Really... They're all crazy...
**[18:45] Okita**
Are they risking their lives for something like this? That's stupid.
**[18:49] Hijikata**
So true.
**[18:50] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[18:52] Okita**
I'm sorry, Hijikata-san.
**[18:54] ---**
I guess I'm just another idiot.
**[19:04] Director**
What incredible power! He's Onijishi from the Dakini clan!
**[19:08] Director**
No wonder he killed the strong Kidomaru so easily.
**[19:12] Tendoshu A**
Even samurai are like babies against him.
**[19:15] Director**
But I think Kidomaru was pathetic. He should've heeled and let us keep him as a pet.
**[19:23] Director**
Is that...
**[19:26] ---**
Kidomaru?!
**[19:28] Director**
No way! He was...?!
**[19:31] Tendoshu A**
This is interesting...
**[19:33] Tendoshu A**
Kidomaru... He's rising from hell to get revenge.
**[19:39] Onishishi**
Bastard... How did you get here? I could've sworn I killed you...the other day...
**[19:44] Gintoki**
You're the one who killed me, huh?
**[19:47] Gintoki**
I've been so pissed off that my soul can't find any rest!
**[19:50] Gintoki**
What are you going to do about it?
**[19:53] Onishishi**
This place is no longer your place.
**[19:55] ---**
This is my stage. Begone!
**[19:58] Gintoki**
No, I will not.
**[19:59] ---**
The soul of a straight and true guy won't disappear, even if his body dies!
**[20:05] Onishishi**
Hmm...all right then, as for your soul...
**[20:08] Onishishi**
I'll destroy it!
**[20:25] Tendoshu A**
It's over.
**[20:31] Tendoshu A**
He did pretty well for a human.
**[20:38] Gintoki**
Hey, big fella.
**[20:41] ---**
It'll take more than a blow like that...to break my soul!
**[20:45] Tendoshu A**
Those eyes...
**[20:47] Tendoshu A**
...are the real...
**[20:48] Tendoshu A**
Those are the eyes of a true samurai!
**[20:59] Director**
Hey, you! How could you?!
**[21:02] Director**
You completely blew up our show!
**[21:05] Director**
Do you know what kind of place this is?
**[21:07] Director**
Who are you, anyway?
**[21:12] Director**
What?!
**[21:15] Shinpachi**
First!
**[21:17] Shinpachi**
Filthy blood suckers of humanity!!
**[21:19] Kagura**
Second!!
**[21:21] Kagura**
Soulless acts of evil!
**[21:23] Shinpachi/Kagura**
Third...
**[21:25] Gintoki**
Third...throbbing hot housewives!
**[21:28] Shinpachi/Kagura**
No!
**[21:30] Kagura**
Gin-chan! Third is "Thirsting after Papa's milk," uh-huh.
**[21:33] Shinpachi**
No, no! Third, thieving demons of hell...
***SIGN*** [Odd Jobs Gin-chan]
**[21:37] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura**
You are about to die! Odd Jobs Gin-chan is here!!
**[21:41] Director**
I've heard enough! Finish them off!
**[21:46] Gintoki**
Don't blame me if you guys get killed.
**[21:48] Gintoki**
You shouldn't have followed me here!
**[21:50] Shinpachi**
I can't die until I get my paycheck for this month!
**[21:53] Kagura**
Not only for this month, but also for last month!
**[21:57] Gintoki**
We didn't have any clients last month!
**[22:00] Kagura**
Then we'll get some this time!
**[22:02] Director**
Wh...
**[22:03] Director**
Who are these guys?
**[22:08] Okita**
Don't you understand?
**[22:10] Okita**
This is what you call a battle of vengeance. Avenging a killer?
**[22:14] Okita**
There's nothing to gain. I know that.
**[22:18] Okita**
But if I don't do anything now, I won't be able to live with myself.
**[22:23] Director**
Y-You guys! You won't get away with this!
**[22:27] Director**
Do you know who is behind us?
**[22:29] Okita**
Well, I have an idea.
**[22:36] Director**
What... This is...
**[22:38] Hijikata**
The people behind you are...
**[22:41] Hijikata**
...us, the Shinsengumi!
**[22:44] Okita**
Wow, there are some really scary people behind you, all right.
**[22:47] Audience A**
Damn! It's the Bakufu's dogs!
**[22:48] Audience B**
*Let's get out of here!*
**[22:48] Tendoshu A**
Tsk. Those monkeys were just fuel in the fire. That's all right.
**[22:53] Tendoshu A**
At least it was entertaining.
**[23:00] Okita**
So the biggest fish got away as usual. Bad guys always sleep well.
**[23:06] Gintoki**
For that matter, why don't you sleep forever? You played us like cards.
**[23:12] Okita**
That's why I came to help you out. Right, Hijikata-san?
**[23:16] Hijikata**
I don't remember coming to help any of these bastards.
**[23:19] Hijikata**
But if the Shinsengumi gets burned because of this, it'll be all your fault.
**[23:24] Hijikata**
You all have to commit seppuku.
**[23:25] Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura**
What?!
**[23:26] Shinpachi**
No way! It's impossible to do that unless we're under extremely high tension!
**[23:30] Okita**
Don't worry. I'll be your second-and behead you if you don't have the nerve.
**[23:34] ---**
I sure hope my sword doesn't slip...
**[23:37] Kagura**
Eww, I think he likes me. How annoying!
**[23:40] Hijikata**
I'm also telling you, Sogo.
**[23:43] Okita**
Really?!
**[23:44] Shinpachi**
Well, it's time for us to go home.
**[23:48] Kagura**
What are you doing?
**[23:49] Gintoki**
Oh? Well...
**[23:51] Gintoki**
I guess I won't be needing this anymore.
**[24:02] Gintoki**
And you don't need it either.
**[24:06] Gintoki**
Laugh and let your face show-in heaven.
***SIGN***
**[25:42] ---**
Hey, Gorilla!
**[25:44] ---**
Why did you get involved in Rengokukan?
**[25:46] ---**
Because of you guys, my head will roll!
**[25:50] ---**
The next episode: "Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do)."
***SIGN*** [Katakuriko Matsudaira, Chief of National Police. He strikes fear in the hearts of the people and executives of the Shinsengumi.]
***SIGN*** [Isao Kondo, Born on September 4th. Virgo. Today, his lucky color is red and his fortune is...]
**[26:06] Announcer**
Virgos, you'll die today.