E224 - "Blue and Red Ecstasy" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Shin     Uh, Gin-san? What was that about? [01:36] Shin     How could you screw up the     end of the opening sequence? [01:38] Gin     Don't blame me. [01:39] Gin     There's bound to be a mishap when [01:41] ---     you do the same thing 23 times in a row. [01:43] Kagura     I thought the opening     was reused every time. [01:46] Shin     You weren't supposed to say that. [01:48] Gin     I'm too embarrassed to show my face. [01:50] Gin     How am I supposed to do this next week? [01:54] Shin     I feel the same way. [01:54] Kagura     Me too. [01:55] Gin     Say, since this is so embarrassing, [01:57] Gin     can we cut to commercial? SIGN    Recycling Shop Earth Defense Force [02:00] A     What's this? [02:02] Gin     Isn't that obvious? SIGN    Doraemon [02:03] Gin     A VHS player. [02:04] Gin     Buy it off me. [02:05] A     There's a tape stuck inside. [02:08] Gin     It comes with a video tape. [02:11] A     Nobody buys or sells     VHS players these days. [02:16] Gin     Man, don't you get it? [02:18] Gin     It says Doraemon on the     tape, but it's not Doraemon. [02:22] Gin     There's no flying or     four-dimensional pocket. [02:26] Gin     Just a nasty pocket with a whacked Gian. [02:30] A     Your head is whacked. [02:32] Gin     Anyway, I can't leave this     sitting around at home. [02:35] Gin     I mean, Gian is sticking out. [02:37] Gin     I'll just recycle this. [02:39] Gin     If you don't want to buy it, I'm     willing to trade it in for something else. [02:42] Gin     Like a DVD. [02:44] A     If you want to play straw     millionaire, go somewhere else. [02:47] A     Oh, I do have a Blu-ray player. [02:50] Gin     Huh? What did you just say? [02:53] A     I'm saying that I have a Blu-ray     player that I'll trade for that. [02:57] Gin     R-Really?! [02:59] Gin     Blu-rays are better than DVDs, right? [03:01] Gin     You can see the pores     in Shizuka-chan's skin! [03:04] A     You can see Shizuka-chan like     you've never seen her before. [03:08] Gin     Really?! Are you sure about this?! [03:10] A     Yes, I am. [03:12] A     But... [03:14] A     There's a Gian recital     going on here, too. SIGN    Blue and Red Ecstasy [03:25] Shin     What's that, Gin-san? [03:27] Gin     B-Blu-ray... [03:31] Shin     Blu-ray? [03:32] Shin     Why do we have such an     expensive machine here? [03:35] Gin     I straw millionaire'd myself a [03:37] ---     broken Blu-ray player out     of a broken VHS player. [03:39] Shin     Uh, so you traded trash for trash? [03:43] Gin     But it's like a tissue used     to wipe this dumb girl's nose [03:46] Gin     versus a tissue used to     wipe Otsuu-chan's lipstick! [03:49] Shin     The latter wouldn't be a tissue anymore. [03:51] Shin     It would be a holy shroud. [03:52] Kagura     Hey, how about I stuff my     shroud down your throat? [03:56] Shin     But this thing is useless. [04:00] Gin     If only I could get     this disc out of there. [04:02] Gin     It won't even budge. [04:05] Kagura     What's on that disc anyway? [04:07] Gin     How would I know? [04:08] Gin     The former owner jammed it in there. [04:11] Shin     You can't pull or push it, but it spins. [04:14] Kagura     There's something written on the disc. [04:21] Gin     The Cursed Blu-ray? [04:23] Gin     What's this? [04:24] Shin     Beats me. [04:25] Shin     I've heard of cursed video tapes. [04:28] Shin     The ones where you die     if you watch them. [04:31] Kagura     I've heard about that. [04:32] Kagura     A ghost comes out of     the TV and kills you. [04:36] Gin     It's coming for me! [04:39] Shin     But I've never heard of     a cursed Blu-ray before. [04:42] Kagura     Well, video tapes are too dated. [04:44] Kagura     Ghosts also have to     keep up with the times. [04:48] Gin     Th-This isn't funny! [04:50] Gin     I don't want to see a     high-definition ghost! [04:53] Gin     Damn that bitch! [04:54] Gin     I'm gonna return this thing! [04:55] Shin     Ah, Gin-san! [04:56] Shin     You didn't unplug it! [05:03] Gin     I put it in! [05:05] Kagura     That's great. [05:06] Kagura     Let's watch it then. [05:08] Gin     What are you babbling about?! [05:10] Gin     Do you want to die?! [05:11] Shin     It was probably just a prank. [05:13] Shin     That cursed video tape was just a story. [05:15] Gin     Just turn the TV off! [05:17] Shin     Man... [05:17] Shin     Turn around then, Gin-san. [05:20] Shin     I'll turn the volume down. [05:25] Shin     Huh? [05:26] Shin     The remote isn't working. [05:29] Gin     What?! [05:30] Gin     Hey! Wait a second! [05:31] Gin     This is... [05:33] Kagura     Oh, I can see something. [05:36] Gin     Hey, isn't that a well? [05:39] Gin     This is, you know, [05:40] Gin     where that person lives! [05:42] Gin     This is really bad... [05:46] Gin     There it comes! [05:47] Gin     It was all true! [05:48] Gin     We're so screwed! [05:50] Kagura     Uh oh, it's going to jump out     of the TV and kill us all! [05:55] Gin     Shinpachi! [05:55] Gin     Grab a pot lid! [05:57] Gin     Hold it back! [05:57] Gin     Don't let it get out! [05:59] Shin     That's not how it works! [06:00] Kagura     Gin-chan, it's coming closer! [06:03] Gin     Destroy it! Destroy the TV! [06:06] Shin     W-Wait, Gin-san! [06:08] Shin     It... [06:10] Shin     It stopped moving. [06:16] Ghost     K-Kotatsu... [06:20] Gin     Kotatsu?! [06:20] Gin     What's that supposed to mean?! [06:22] Gin     Is that some kind of deadly curse?! [06:23] Shin     Ah! She's leaving. [06:25] Shin     I don't get it, but she's     going back to the well! [06:27] Ghost     Did I turn it off? [06:28] Gin     Hey! She just said, "Did I turn it off"! [06:30] Gin     So she meant kotatsu as     in the heated table?! [06:31] Gin     She went back to make     sure she turned it off?! [06:34] Shin     Uh, what kind of ghost would     go back to check on a kotatsu?! [06:37] Shin     And is there a kotatsu down there?! [06:39] Gin     Anyway, this is our chance! [06:41] Gin     Come up with a plan     before she comes back! [06:44] Kagura     Ah, she's coming back! [06:46] Gin     She already finished checking! Damn! [06:50] Shin     Huh, she stopped moving again. [06:56] Ghost     P-Plug... [06:59] Gin     Hey! [07:00] Shin     Now she's going back to     unplug the whole thing! [07:03] Shin     That's one oversensitive ghost! [07:06] Shin     Though I understand the feeling! [07:07] Shin     It happens! [07:08] Gin     She can't come out of the TV if [07:09] ---     she can't even make it     outside of the well! [07:11] Gin     Maybe she's been cursed by the kotatsu! [07:14] Gin     Maybe she should just flip the breaker?! [07:17] Shin     Ah, she's back! [07:19] Kagura     She's having trouble getting up. [07:26] Gin     She brought the kotatsu with her! [07:28] Shin     She was so worried that she     brought the kotatsu out with her! [07:32] Shin     And this is the wrong season     for a kotatsu anyway! [07:34] Gin     That's not gonna happen! [07:36] Shin     She can't bring that thing     out of the TV with her! [07:38] Shin     Our TV's too small! [07:41] Shin     It won't fit through! [07:42] Shin     You have to lead with the corner! [07:45] Kagura     Oh, well. I guess I'll give her a hand! [07:48] Gin     Hell no! Don't help her! [07:49] Gin     And how are you supposed     to get inside the TV?! [07:51] Kagura     I feel bad for her though. [07:53] Kagura     She's about to cry. [07:54] Gin     Uh, it doesn't seem like     you'll be killing us, [07:58] Gin     so could you leave? [07:59] Gin     We'll play this Blu-ray     again in a few days, [08:01] Gin     so you can give it another shot then. [08:05] Gin     Uh, did you hear me? [08:08] Shin     She's making herself comfortable. [08:12] Shin     She's watching TV from inside the TV. [08:14] Kagura     What's she trying to do? [08:16] Gin     Don't give me any crap! [08:18] Gin     I told you to leave! [08:19] Gin     This is our TV! [08:21] Gin     If you don't scram, I'll Bubble     Fiction: Boom or Bust your ass! [08:24] Gin     You'll be off to a pretty crappy world! [08:26] Ghost     I-I'm sorry... [08:28] Ghost     I don't mean any harm. [08:31] Ghost     Could you spare one channel     for me to spend the night? [08:36] Gin     Screw that! [08:37] Gin     Why should we let a ghost     use one of our channels?! [08:40] Ghost     Y-You've got it wrong. [08:41] Ghost     I'm not a suspicious ghost. [08:45] Ghost     Look. [08:57] Ghost     See, I'm not a ghost. [09:01] Gin     Y-You're... [09:03] Gin     That's... [09:05] Ghost     I-I'm an angel. [09:08] Ghost     An imaginary angel. [09:11] Ghost     Blu-wraith. [09:13] Shin     You're obviously not an angel! [09:15] Shin     You look the same as you did before! [09:17] Shin     More like you became an angel by [09:19] ---     removing yourself from reality! [09:21] Shin     What's that thing hanging     from your neck?! [09:23] Ghost     Don't worry. I can't leave the TV. [09:28] Ghost     These defiled wings     can't carry me anywhere. [09:32] Ghost     I can only look up at the     sky from my rectangular box. [09:37] Shin     Blu-wraith is getting all blue on us! [09:39] Shin     She's doing justice to her name! [09:41] Ghost     I was created by a mad     scientist from another planet [09:46] Ghost     as a program to place in     Blu-rays for invading cities. [09:50] Ghost     When the Blu-ray is played,     I become an electronic virus [09:55] Ghost     that possesses every     system and destroys all. [09:57] Shin     That's not very angelic. [09:58] Shin     I'd call you a demon. [10:00] Ghost     But before I could be played, [10:04] Ghost     the professor had to sell me to a     recycle shop to pay off his debts. [10:07] Ghost     Ever since, I've been known     as the cursed Blu-ray [10:10] ---     and sent from planet to planet. [10:13] Shin     So you're the cursed Blu-ray [10:15] Shin     because you curse appliances,     electric devices? [10:18] Ghost     P-Please... [10:20] Ghost     I have nowhere else to go. [10:22] Ghost     Let me stay in this TV. [10:24] Ghost     One channel is all I need. [10:25] Ghost     Let me stay in this Braun tube. [10:28] Gin     This is all too sudden. [10:31] Kagura     Are you sure you want to stay     in this cramped and dirty 1LDK? [10:34] Kagura     You could stay in a fancy 3D home. [10:39] Ghost     I-I guess you don't want a     dirty Blu-ray like me around. [10:44] Shin     Huh? [10:44] Kagura     Of course... [10:47] Kagura     Everyone's had their turn with me [10:50] ---     from recycle shop to recycle shop. [10:54] ---     I've been abused by so many players. [10:57] Kagura     Nobody would want to play     this slutty Blu-ray. [10:59] Shin     Sh-Should you really be [11:01] ---     so blue about nobody     wanting to play you? [11:03] Gin     She's a Blu-ray. [11:05] Ghost     I can no longer fly anywhere     on these slutty wings. [11:09] Ghost     I can't make it to     channel 5 or channel 4. [11:12] Ghost     I belong on the dark Video 1. [11:15] Shin     She just revealed that     she wants to be on Video 1. [11:18] Ghost     If that is too much to ask for... [11:21] Shin     Ah! Wait! [11:24] Ghost     I don't need these wings. [11:26] Ghost     After all, they broke long ago. [11:29] Ghost     Maybe these wings will carry me away [11:32] ---     if I make them bright red. [11:34] Gin     Hold on! Calm down! [11:36] Gin     Video 1! [11:37] Gin     Video 1's what you want?! [11:38] Ghost     What? Can I? [11:40] Gin     Only until you find another home! [11:42] Gin     And promise that you     won't leave Video 1! [11:44] Ghost     Th-Thank you. I'm so happy... [11:48] Ghost     H-Huh? [11:49] Ghost     That's odd. [11:51] Ghost     I shouldn't be able to cry out of my right eye, yet. [11:56] Gin     Very odd! Very red! [11:58] Ghost     I want to show my appreciation. [11:59] Ghost     But I have nothing to offer. [12:01] Gin     It's okay! It's okay,     so change channels! [12:03] Gin     Let us control the TV! [12:05] Ghost     Oh, that's right. [12:06] Ghost     I promise to return the     favor, so wait for me. [12:09] Gin     Uh, what are you going to do? [12:10] Gin     Why are you flashing your right wing?! [12:12] Ghost     And please don't switch to Video 1 [12:15] ---     before I've shown my appreciation! [12:17] Gin     What are you going to give us?! [12:18] Gin     Don't do it! [12:19] Gin     You only have one wing left! [12:22] Ghost     It doesn't matter. [12:23] Ghost     I will never fly again, [12:25] Ghost     but my corpse can serve as a     launchpad to send you high up. [12:35] Shin     Gin-san, is a color TV     supposed to be so blue? [12:39] Gin     Video 1 is off-limits for now. [12:41] Gin     The transition to digital TV     is finished, so stick to that. [12:44] Shin     Let's watch something to cheer us up. [12:45] Shin     Is it time for Laugh Away? [12:47] Kagura     Who's going to be on     Telephone Shocking tonight? SIGN    Blu-wraith [12:50] Tamo     Did you cut off your wing? [12:51] Ghost     Yes. [12:55] Tamo     Did you cut your hair? [12:55] Shin     Gin-san, I've never seen this     person on Tamo-san Hour before. [12:57] Ghost     I cut off my wing. [12:59] Shin     Who brought her on? [13:01] Shin     Why isn't Tamo-san saying anything? [13:04] Tamo     Oh, we have flowers. SIGN    Congratulations on your appearance on Laugh Away? - Blu-wraith [13:06] Shin     And there's only one bouquet. [13:09] Shin     From herself. [13:10] Tamo     Introduce me to your friends. [13:14] Shin     No reaction. [13:16] Shin     This is as bad as when     Akira Emoto was on. [13:18] Gin     Stop it! [13:20] Gin     Stop making our TV blue! [13:22] Gin     Change! [13:23] Gin     Change channels! [13:24] N     Oh! Someone's making a run! [13:27] N     It's Right Wing! Right Wing! [13:30] N     Well ma'am. I would consider     that domestic violence. [13:34] Ghost     No... [13:35] Ghost     I wanted my husband to     pay attention to me. [13:37] Ghost     So I snapped my wing off. [13:39] Ghost     Today, we'll be making angel     wingtip with blue cheese. [13:45] Gin     Everything's the same color! [13:47] Gin     A very black blue! [14:02] N     Fifty thousand, I'd say. [14:05] Gin     Gramps, you're part of the     make-me-blue movement? [14:07] Gin     Stop it. [14:08] Gin     Drop a zero. [14:09] N     That zero might save your life. [14:12] N     You want this to blow up again? [14:14] Gin     Tsk. [14:16] N     Still, you're an oddball. [14:19] N     Why would you put a GPS on a scooter? [14:22] N     With a Blu-ray player to boot. [14:26] Gin     I'm at a crossroads in my life. [14:28] ---     A very blue crossroads. [14:30] N     Don't let that Blu-ray player     get you into an accident! [14:38] Gin     Hey, I moved you over. [14:40] Gin     You understand? [14:43] Gin     You better earn me the 50 grand back. [14:46] Ghost     I-I'm sorry about causing     you so much trouble. [14:51] Ghost     I couldn't fit on a [14:52] ---     video tape because I was     supposed to be capable [14:55] Ghost     of destroying entire cities. [14:57] Ghost     I'm really sorry. [14:59] Ghost     I will hang myself in apology. [15:01] Gin     Uh, you already hanged yourself. [15:03] Gin     Listen to me. [15:04] Gin     No more hanging or wing snapping. [15:06] Gin     You're gonna pay me back     by serving as my navigator. [15:09] Gin     A fool like you should still     be able to read a map, right? [15:12] Ghost     Th-Thank you. [15:14] Ghost     You have set me free from my cage. [15:18] Ghost     Y-You're like my wings... [15:22] Ghost     I-In that case, [15:26] Ghost     I no longer need this defiled wing. [15:29] Gin     Stop! I told you to stop that! [15:31] Gin     You really want to rip your wings off! [15:33] Gin     Take better care of your body! [15:35] Ghost     I feel better when I see blood, [15:38] Ghost     because I may feel blue.     But my blood is still red. [15:42] Gin     Okay, we have our destination! [15:43] Gin     Tell me the way to the hospital! [15:45] Gin     I'm on a delivery, so do a proper job. [15:49] Gin     This is where we're going. [15:50] Gin     Bring up the map! [15:52] Ghost     U-Understood. [15:56] Ghost     The blue wing is our current location. [15:58] Ghost     Our destination is the red wing. [16:01] Gin     The whole screen is covered in red! [16:02] Gin     Who said anything about blood?! [16:05] Ghost     Sorry, I wanted to help you     calm down and drive safely. [16:09] Gin     How is this supposed to calm me down?! [16:10] Gin     I can't tell where I'm     going with all this blood! [16:13] Gin     You should give me a more     realistic demonstration! [16:16] Gin     That's not what I meant! [16:20] Ghost     Like this? [16:21] Gin     Yes, like this! [16:23] Gin     And tell me stuff like how many     meters many until a turn to the right. [16:26] Ghost     Turn right in 25 meters. [16:33] Ghost     Turn right in 50 meters. [16:37] Ghost     Turn right in 75 meters. [16:41] Gin     Uh, why do I keep turning right? [16:44] Gin     I'm back where I started? [16:46] Gin     Do you know what you're doing? [16:49] Ghost     I'm sorry... [16:50] Ghost     But I only have a right wing to turn.... [16:54] Gin     Nobody said to turn your wing! [16:56] Ghost     I-I'm sorry... [16:59] Ghost     It will be another 125 meters     before I can snap the next bone. [17:03] Gin     Nobody wants to hear about     your broken angel wing! [17:05] Gin     Give me my damn directions! [17:07] Ghost     Y-Yes... [17:09] Ghost     Nobody cares about me. [17:15] Ghost     Turn left. [17:17] Ghost     And then... [17:18] Ghost     Continue forward. [17:23] Gin     Are you trying to kill me?! [17:25] Ghost     What do you mean? [17:26] Ghost     If nobody cares about my     life, I'm already dead. [17:30] Gin     What a pain! [17:31] Gin     This navigation system     is a pain the ass! [17:33] Ghost     Y-Yes... [17:35] Ghost     My navigation is too heavy. [17:37] Ghost     I am nothing but a chain on your legs. [17:40] Ghost     Goodbye. [17:42] Ghost     Take care. [17:43] Gin     The hell are you on?! I'm riding     on the scooter you're in! [17:46] Gin     F-Fine! [17:47] Gin     When this job is finished,     I'll listen to your story! [17:49] Gin     Just give me directions right now! [17:51] Gin     Focus on navigating! [17:53] Ghost     R-Really? [17:55] Ghost     Then I'll try my best. [17:57] Ghost     Turn right in 150 meters. [18:00] Gin     Yes, yes. Excellent.     That's more like it! [18:04] Ghost     Turn left in 20 meters. [18:06] ---     You are too close to the     car in front of you. [18:09] Gin     Hey, you're pretty good at this. [18:12] Gin     So turn right, turn left... What's next? [18:15] Ghost     Kotatsu six kilometers behind. [18:18] Gin     What does your kotatsu     have to do with anything?! [18:19] Gin     You want me to turn around?! [18:20] Gin     You need to go check     if it's turned off?! [18:22] Gin     Why do you keep worrying     about your kotatsu?! [18:24] Ghost     You are too far away from the kotatsu. [18:27] Ghost     Current distance: 6,238 meters. [18:29] Gin     Who cares how far away the kotatsu is?! [18:32] Ghost     Distance between our     hearts: 6,343 meters. [18:35] Gin     How does that even make sense?! [18:38] Gin     Where is your heart?! [18:42] Ghost     So close... [18:44] Ghost     And yet so far away. [18:46] Ghost     You are so far away... [18:48] Gin     This navigation system     is a pain in the ass! [18:50] Gin     It's like you're straight out     of a Shinji Nojima serial! [18:58] Gin     I'm just kidding! You're     not a pain in the ass! [18:59] Gin     Thank you for the concern! [19:01] Gin     But don't worry, you     turned off the kotatsu! [19:04] Gin     Focus! [19:06] Gin     Do your job, okay?! [19:08] Ghost     I'm sorry. [19:09] Ghost     I can't stop worrying     about the kotatsu... [19:12] Ghost     Are you sure? Are you really sure? [19:15] Gin     It's fine! Stop worrying. [19:17] Ghost     I'm sorry. [19:19] Ghost     I had a traumatic experience     involving a kotatsu. [19:21] Gin     Uh, could you just do your job? [19:24] Ghost     Yes... [19:26] Ghost     I was waiting for him that day... [19:29] Gin     Hey, what is this?! [19:31] Gin     You're like those couples who     get stuck in a traffic jam [19:33] Gin     and start watching shows     on their navigation system! [19:35] Ghost     My boyfriend was so possessive that     he wouldn't let me go outside. [19:39] Gin     Boyfriend?! [19:41] Gin     Isn't that the mad     scientist who made you?! [19:43] Gin     And is this like a flashback     in a flashback?! [19:46] Ghost     When I tried to go outside, [19:49] Ghost     he would use d-doner kebab. [19:52] Gin     Domestic violence! [19:54] Gin     You were completely off! [19:56] Gin     And did he just rip off a wing?! [19:57] Gin     You had two earlier! [19:59] Ghost     Back then, I had six wings. [20:02] Gin     Hell if I care! [20:03] Gin     And how come you can talk straight now! [20:06] Ghost     I tried to convince myself that     he was acting out of love. [20:10] Ghost     But there was one thing that worried me. [20:13] Ghost     My mad boyfriend would always leave me and go away... [20:18] Gin     You're the one who's mad! [20:21] Ghost     He went to Fukuoka a while back. [20:23] Ghost     Last week, it was Hokkaido. [20:25] Ghost     Today, he went to Nagoya. [20:26] Ghost     Are these really business trips? [20:29] Ghost     Or is he going to see other women? [20:33] Gin     Fukuoka, Hokkaido, and Nagoya?! [20:35] Gin     Aren't you from a different planet?! [20:37] Ghost     I could only sit under a kotatsu and [20:39] Ghost     watch reruns of Shinji     Nojima serials while [20:41] ---     waiting for him to return. [20:42] Gin     What the hell? [20:44] Gin     Why does it have to be Shinji Nojima?! [20:47] Ghost     Then I woke up. [20:50] Ghost     I could smell something delicious. [20:54] Ghost     It was a gift from Nagoya. [20:57] Ghost     My boyfriend was really     on a business trip! [20:59] Ghost     And he bought a present for me. [21:04] Ghost     But then I realized that     it wasn't a present from Nagoya. [21:09] Ghost     It was my wing that had been burned     by the heat from the kotatsu. [21:14] Gin     Why?! [21:23] Ghost     And so, I was traumatized by     kotatsu, wings, and Shinji Nojima. [21:28] Gin     I-It's okay! [21:30] Gin     Everybody has to deal     with their own pain! [21:33] Gin     Wh-Who cares if you     don't have any wings?! [21:36] Gin     You don't need any wings! [21:38] Gin     I'll take you where you want to go! SIGN    Really? [21:52] Gin     Wow, the sky is so blue... SIGN    Next Episode: So in the Second Season of Prison Break, They're Already Broken Out of Prison, But the Name Works Once You Realize That Society is a Prison [23:30] Gin     Let me out! [23:32] Gin     I'm innocent!