# E132 - Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks
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***SIGN*** [Buwahahaha, a request from your Excellency. Turn on the room lights and keep your distance from the TV when watching the show.]
**[01:33] Okami**
All right. Congratulations. You've passed the job interview.
***SIGN*** ["Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"]
**[01:48] Okami**
You have 40 seconds to get ready!
**[01:51] Okami**
I hate dawdlers! I'm busy, too, you know!
**[01:56] Gintoki**
What? What is this?
**[01:58] Okami**
Looks like Otose has sent over someone quite spirited.
**[02:01] Gintoki**
Huh?
**[02:02] Okami**
Those girls weren't any good, but the kid with the glasses wasn't too bad.
**[02:06] ---**
He could see spirits, but you can't handle this job if you're susceptible to spiritual possession.
**[02:10] Gintoki**
What job are you talking about?
**[02:12] Rei**
Okami, a group has arrived.
**[02:16] Okami**
Rei, this is Gin, the new guy. Pound the basics into him.
**[02:20] Okami**
Gin, don't use your real name here.
**[02:23] Okami**
Your name is the chain that links you to your body.
**[02:25] ---**
If they find out your name, you'll be dragged to the other world.
**[02:29] Gintoki**
I've already been dragged into a strange world.
**[02:32] Gintoki**
What is this? A different anime?
**[02:34] Okami**
Take this too. As long as you have this, most spirits will listen to you.
***SIGN*** [Persimmons and Peanuts]
**[02:39] Okami**
Don't overfeed them! If you understand, then go. I hate dawdlers!
**[02:43] Rei**
Let's go, Gin. This way.
**[02:45] Gintoki**
Don't talk to me so casually! What are you?!
**[02:48] Rei**
I'm Rei. Don't get in my way.
**[02:50] Gintoki**
Don't talk about spirits. You're a Stand!
**[02:54] Rei**
Can you really handle this?
**[02:57] Rei**
We're going to have to do business with spirits...I mean, Stands.
**[03:02] Gintoki**
With Stands? What do you mean?
**[03:04] Rei**
You were sent here by the Okami's friend to work at this inn, right?
**[03:09] Gintoki**
The old hag?
**[03:10] Rei**
Yes.
**[03:11] Rei**
But you need special abilities to work here, so Mrs. Oiwa was testing your aptitude.
**[03:17] Rei**
Ghost...Stands come here for the hot springs.
**[03:21] Rei**
She was testing to see whether you could handle working at this Stand hot spring.
**[03:24] Rei**
Gin...you were chosen.
**[03:28] Gintoki (Mono)**
A s-s-s-s-s-Stand hot-spring?!
**[03:32] Rei**
Yes.
**[03:33] Rei**
This area is strongly magnetized, making it easy for Stands to materialize themselves.
**[03:36] ---**
It's what you would call a spiritual hot spot where Stands would all gather around.
**[03:40] Gintoki (Mono)**
That old hag!
**[03:42] Gintoki (Mono)**
I thought that it was strange for her to let us go to a hot spring. She sold me out!
**[03:45] Gintoki (Mono)**
To a Stand hot spring!
**[03:48] Rei**
We usually get by with Mrs. Oiwa and several of us assistants,
**[03:53] Rei**
but around this time, a lot of Stands come and we're busy.
**[03:56] ---**
We get people like you with an aptitude for Stands.
**[03:58] Gintoki**
Wait!
**[04:00] Gintoki**
I have an aptitude for Stands?!
**[04:02] Gintoki**
That's impossible!
**[04:03] Gintoki**
I almost took a crap three times just talking to you.
**[04:06] ---**
Oh no. Again!
**[04:08] Rei**
You don't understand.
**[04:10] Rei**
The fact that you're talking to me shows that you have an aptitude.
**[04:14] ---**
You just feel like taking a crap because you're a loser--no, you're just crappy.
**[04:18] Gintoki**
No way. I don't care!
**[04:20] Gintoki**
Why do I have to be manipulated by those old hags? I'm going home!
**[04:24] Rei**
To where?
**[04:27] Rei**
We closed off the mountain path by dropping a boulder on it.
**[04:30] Rei**
And besides, if you run away...
**[04:32] Shinpachi**
I myself have "UNO."
**[04:35] Rei**
Your friends will have to play UNO forever as "His Excellency."
**[04:42] Gintoki**
Y-You bastards!
**[04:43] Ghost A**
Rei, could you help me for a moment?
**[04:46] Gintoki**
Another one!
**[04:47] Rei**
Get used to it already.
**[04:49] Ghost A**
Quickly, Rei, that customer is at it again.
**[04:51] Rei**
Gin, take care of it.
**[05:02] Gintoki**
What is that? Who is that Stand?
**[05:06] Gintoki**
He's just been hitting that wall. He's creating poltergeists.
**[05:10] Nobunaga**
I'm so pissed off at Mitsuhide... I really can't believe that it's Mitsuhide.
**[05:15] Gintoki**
Who is Mitsuhide? Who is that drunk?
**[05:18] Rei**
Nobunaga.
**[05:19] Gintoki**
Nobunaga?! That's Nobunaga Oda?!
**[05:22] Gintoki**
Why is he only wearing briefs?! They're hanging loose on him, too.
**[05:26] Rei**
He likes to adopt western mannerisms.
**[05:28] Gintoki**
Why does he have to wear briefs of all things?!
**[05:30] Gintoki**
There are lots of other types of western clothes he can wear.
**[05:31] Gintoki**
There are a lot better things.
**[05:33] Nobunaga**
I mean come on, seriously.
**[05:35] Nobunaga**
Most people wouldn't betray me there.
**[05:37] Nobunaga**
It was right before I took control of the whole country that I grasp the situation.
**[05:41] Gintoki**
Hey, he's totally dwelling on what happened at Honnoji Temple.
**[05:45] Rei**
It happens every time he comes here. Gin, do something about it.
**[05:49] Gintoki**
What can I do about that drunk?
**[05:51] Rei**
Just do something! Old people like talking to young people.
**[05:55] Gintoki**
You should do it.
**[05:59] Gintoki**
Hey, I hear something coming from the room next door, too.
**[06:01] Rei**
What is this?
**[06:05] Gintoki**
Hey, there's someone else pounding on the walls.
**[06:08] Gintoki**
What's going on? Is it some sort of fad?
**[06:10] ---**
Who is that? Cut it out.
**[06:13] Mitsuhide**
I mean, come on... I took down that demon Nobunaga, so let's end it there!
**[06:19] Mitsuhide**
It's all right for me to be at the top, right?
**[06:21] Mitsuhide**
But nooo, he just had to start making a huge fuss about it... that damn Hideyoshi.
**[06:27] Gintoki**
It's Mitsuhide! That's definitely Mitsuhide Akechi!
**[06:30] ---**
This is bad, isn't it?! Two guys who shouldn't meet are in neighboring rooms.
**[06:35] ---**
Think about where you put people!
**[06:36] Gintoki**
And why is he in briefs, too?!
**[06:39] Rei**
He was Nobunaga's subordinate so he was going along.
**[06:41] Rei**
Naturally, Mitsuhide has tight briefs. They're clean.
**[06:44] Gintoki**
Now's not the time to be talking about that!
**[06:46] Gintoki**
Something terrible will happen if they meet.
**[06:50] Gintoki**
Huh? I hear something coming from the next room.
**[06:53] Gintoki**
Again?! Oh, this is really bad. It's got to be him.
**[06:56] Gintoki**
He's got to be Hideyoshi.
**[06:57] Xavier**
I'm going to kill that barber.
**[06:59] Gintoki**
Who is he?!
**[07:01] Gintoki**
And who's this barber he wants to kill?
**[07:03] ---**
Hideyoshi has to be here!
**[07:04] ---**
No matter how I think of it,
**[07:05] ---**
this is the time when Hideyoshi has to come out and badmouth Nobunaga!
**[07:08] ---**
A three-way standoff should form!
**[07:09] Rei**
That's Xavier.
**[07:11] Rei**
He's the person who introduced Christianity to Japan.
**[07:13] Rei**
But his hair style was never popular.
**[07:15] Gintoki**
How could it be?!
**[07:16] Gintoki**
For what kind of pathetic reason is he staying here?!
**[07:19] Gintoki**
Don't blame things on your barber!
**[07:21] Hideyoshi**
Umm, excuse me.
**[07:24] Hideyoshi**
Umm, I'm the person staying across from your room.
**[07:27] Hideyoshi**
But your thumping is really noisy.
**[07:29] Hideyoshi**
I can't sleep. Could you please keep it quiet?
**[07:33] Gintoki**
Ah! He's Hideyoshi, isn't he?
**[07:36] Hideyoshi**
And anyway, Nobunaga is really annoying.
**[07:39] Hideyoshi**
Don't call me a monkey. You look like a catfish you know.
**[07:44] Rei**
You're right! How did you know?
**[07:46] Gintoki**
That's because his underwear is dirty! It has crap on it!
**[07:49] Gintoki**
Hideyoshi seems like he'd have a lot on them!
**[07:51] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:53] Gintoki**
Now's not the time to be analyzing this--! If the Brief Trio meet...
**[08:00] Nobunaga**
Huh? It's been a while. You two came, too?
**[08:04] Mitsuhide**
Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while.
**[08:06] Hideyoshi**
That's true. How long has it been?
**[08:09] Rei**
Oh, they're acting unexpectedly normal.
**[08:11] Gintoki**
Yep...
**[08:12] Nobunaga**
Mitsuhide, the last time we met was Honnoji Temple, right?
**[08:18] Mitsuhide**
Really?
**[08:20] ---**
I don't really remember.
**[08:23] Gintoki**
This is bad. Nobunaga is jumping into matters.
**[08:25] Nobunaga**
You don't remember? That thing happened?
**[08:28] Nobunaga**
What? You really don't remember?
**[08:30] Mitsuhide**
I don't remember. I was immediately killed afterwards by Sir Hideyoshi.
**[08:35] Hideyoshi**
Oh, really? I did that? I don't remember either.
**[08:40] ---**
Besides, Mitsuhide, the fact that you said "afterwards" means that you do remember
**[08:44] ---**
Honnoji Temple.
**[08:45] Mitsuhide**
By "afterwards" I meant that thing. I meant after you told me to attack Mohri.
**[08:51] Mitsuhide**
My memory is vague after that.
**[08:53] Gintoki**
Hey, what's with this lousy conversation?
**[08:56] Hideyoshi**
But Mr. Mitsuhide, you said that you were also killed.
**[08:59] Hideyoshi**
That means that you knew that Nobunaga was killed.
**[09:02] ---**
Anyway, you totally killed him. I know you did.
**[09:06] Nobunaga**
Hold on one second, Monkey.
**[09:07] Nobunaga**
What? Did you just refer to me as just plain Nobunaga?
**[09:10] Gintoki**
He did. He's always badmouthing him and it slipped out.
**[09:13] Hideyoshi**
I did, didn't I? Huh? Is there anything wrong with that?
**[09:15] Gintoki**
He's lashing back. He's pretty annoying.
**[09:18] Hideyoshi**
My lord, you died, so you may not know this, but I did take control of the whole nation.
**[09:24] Hideyoshi**
That's what happened, so don't call me a monkey, you know?
**[09:28] Nobunaga**
Oh? You took control of the nation. That's pretty impressive...for a monkey.
**[09:33] Hideyoshi**
Huh? I'm kind of offended by that. There's no problem in me doing that.
**[09:39] Mitsuhide**
You only took control of the country because you snatched it away from me.
**[09:43] Nobunaga**
You're the one who snatched it away, weren't you?
**[09:45] ---**
Besides, it wouldn't have been possible without me.
**[09:50] Hideyoshi**
You want to fight?
**[09:51] Nobunaga**
Bring it on. I can take you down in one hit.
**[09:54] Mitsuhide**
Anyway, I've already killed you.
**[09:58] Hideyoshi**
But I killed you.
**[10:00] Gintoki**
All right, stop right there. Hold on! Calm down.
**[10:20] Cmgintoki**
Come in.
**[10:22] Gintoki**
Welcome to Senbokyo.
**[10:26] Ghost B**
I came again. I couldn't pass on this year as well.
**[10:29] Rei**
Right this way.
**[10:31] ---**
Gin, carry the guest's bags.
**[10:34] Gintoki**
Huh?! Oh, okay.
**[10:36] Ghost B**
Thank you. Here.
**[10:44] Ghost B**
The year is a waste if I don't get to this hot spring.
**[10:48] Ghost B**
Hot springs really bring you back to life.
**[10:51] Rei**
You're already dead.
**[10:53] Ghost B**
Oh no! That's right.
**[10:56] Rei**
You really like jokes about ghosts, don't you?
**[10:59] Rei**
The hot spring is open at all hours of the day. You can go in whenever you like.
**[11:06] Ghost B**
I can't wait to stretch out my arms and legs in the hot water.
**[11:09] ---**
*
**[11:12] Ghost B**
Oh no! That's right.
**[11:14] Rei**
You really like jokes about ghosts, don't you?
**[11:18] ---**
This is your room. Enjoy your stay.
**[11:21] ---**
Oh? Gin--?! What are you doing? Bring the guest's bags right now.
**[11:25] Gintoki**
Oh, sorry. Here are your bags. Please enjoy your stay.
**[11:33] Ghost B**
This isn't mine, is it?
**[11:39] Ghost C**
Hey, you there!
**[11:41] Gintoki**
Yes, yes, yes, yes...
**[11:42] Ghost C**
Could you help me wash myself?
**[11:45] Gintoki**
All right. Right away.
**[11:48] Ghost C**
My back is so itchy.
**[11:50] Gintoki**
Umm, excuse me, but where is your back?
**[11:55] Ghost C**
What are you talking about? My back is my back.
**[11:59] Gintoki**
Yes. Your back is your back, isn't it?
**[12:09] Ghost C**
Huh? Did you hear something strange?
**[12:11] Gintoki**
Not at all. I haven't done anything.
**[12:14] Gintoki**
Oh! Do you suppose it could be that thing?
**[12:15] Gintoki**
I might have hummed a little jazz tune!
**[12:19] Ghost C**
Oh? You like jazz?
**[12:22] Ghost C**
You've got good taste.
**[12:24] ---**
Anyway, get the upper right a little.
**[12:26] Gintoki**
Upper right?! What part is the upper right?!
**[12:30] ---**
Son, imagine a drum set.
**[12:32] ---**
Imagine you're hitting the cymbols.
**[12:35] Gintoki (Mono)**
I don't know Jazz.
**[12:37] Gintoki (Mono)**
Is it this area?
**[12:39] Ghost C**
How rude! What are you touching? That's my "C"...
**[12:43] Gintoki**
Huh? Huh? What? Huh? "C?!" It's on the side of your face!
**[12:46] Gintoki**
Why would you have a "C" on the side of your face?
**[12:47] Ghost C**
You're quite the wild performer.
**[12:49] ---**
You looked like you were going for the cymbals, but you went for the "C" instead.
**[12:52] ---**
I've never seen such an extempore performance.
**[12:55] ---**
I'm going back to my room. I want to put this feeling to music.
**[12:59] Gintoki**
Wait a second!
**[13:01] Gintoki**
Your body's all like this! It's jazzed up.
**[13:03] Ghost C**
Yes. It's jazzed up. That's why I want to write it down.
**[13:08] Gintoki**
Hold on! Hold on!
**[13:20] Okami**
It looks like you weren't what I expected you would be like.
**[13:22] Okami**
Complaints have been pouring in. How will you clear this up, Gin?
**[13:27] Gintoki**
Well, I think I tried pretty hard. I don't like Stands, but I even washed their backs.
**[13:35] Gintoki**
Let me go already.
**[13:37] Tagosaku**
Don't be such a spoiled brat!
**[13:38] Tagosaku**
When you work, you're judged by your results!
**[13:42] Tagosaku**
If your hard work doesn't produce any results, there's no point, you good-for-nothing!
**[13:46] Gintoki**
Who the hell do you think you are, talking so big to me, you Peanut Bastard!
**[13:50] Gintoki**
I'm not scared anymore!
**[13:51] ---**
After working here, I've gotten used to Stands. I'm not afraid of you anymore.
**[13:59] Gintoki**
I'm sorry for getting carried away!
**[14:01] Okami**
Just leave it at that, dear. We need the help. He's better than nothing.
**[14:09] ---**
You don't have to deal with guests anymore, Gin.
**[14:10] ---**
Go to the back and do some routine chores.
**[14:13] Okami**
We have an important guest tomorrow.
**[14:15] Okami**
The Light of the East, the former Great Gongen,
**[14:16] Okami**
Prince Ieyasu Tokugawa, is coming to our hot spring.
**[14:20] Okami**
The rating of this hot spring will drop if someone like you were to appear before him.
**[14:24] Okami**
You stay quiet.
**[14:30] Shinpachi**
I have "UNO."
**[14:33] Kagura**
Not good enough. I have a "draw four."
**[14:36] Otae**
I also have a "draw four."
**[14:40] Shinpachi**
I never expected you to have such a trick up your sleeve.
**[14:46] Gintoki (Mono)**
Why?
**[14:48] ---**
Why must this happen to me? Did I do something wrong?!
**[14:53] Gintoki (Mono)**
I'm forced to work in some inn for Stands, I'm told I'm useless,
**[14:58] Gintoki (Mono)**
and I'm tired, but I can't sleep because of them playing UNO every single night.
**[15:02] Gintoki (Mono)**
If that weren't bad enough, I've been living on Kaki-pea.
**[15:04] Gintoki (Mono)**
This treatment...
**[15:06] Gintoki (Mono)**
I can't take it anymore. I can't stay quiet.
**[15:09] Gintoki (Mono)**
I'm going to do it. "His Excellency" and crap don't matter anymore.
**[15:14] Gintoki (Mono)**
I'm going to crush this hot spring inn!
**[15:18] Rei**
That look.
**[15:21] Rei**
I've been waiting for that look.
**[15:22] Gintoki**
Rei...
**[15:23] Rei**
When we first met,
**[15:25] Rei**
I knew that you were the man who would start a revolution at this hot spring inn.
**[15:29] Rei**
We Stands are worked off like a horse for small wages while the Okami gets rich.
**[15:33] Rei**
I'm sick of doing things her way.
**[15:36] Rei**
Gin, from what I can see,
**[15:39] Rei**
you have the potential of a Stand user to rivals that of the Okami.
**[15:43] Rei**
I'll become your Stand. So let's start a revolution at this hot spring inn.
**[15:52] Gintoki**
Can we win against the Okami's Stand?
**[15:57] Rei**
Tagosaku is the strongest Stand in Senbokyo.
**[16:01] Rei**
He's the Okami's husband who passed away ten years ago.
**[16:04] ---**
Even after he passed away, he formed a team with the Okami and they've controlled Senbokyo.
**[16:08] ---**
The ordinary Stands and I can't take them on even if we grouped together.
**[16:12] Rei**
But we need evil spirits to fight evil spirits.
**[16:21] Gintoki**
Awaken.
**[16:22] ---**
Heroic spirits who have left their mark on history...
**[16:27] Gintoki**
Now is the time to awaken.
**[16:30] Gintoki**
Turn your desire for revenge into a blade and rise up now.
**[16:35] Gintoki**
Brief Trio.
**[16:37] Gintoki**
Good morning, Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, and Hideyoshi.
**[16:42] Hideyoshi**
Who the hell are you?
**[17:04] Gintoki**
Ieyasu is here.
**[17:07] ---**
Listen, Nobunaga...
**[17:08] Gintoki**
Hideyoshi, Mitsuhide...
**[17:09] ---**
Do exactly what I told you to do yesterday.
**[17:12] Gintoki**
Play a lot of nasty tricks on Ieyasu and ruin his welcome.
**[17:17] ---**
The rating of this inn will crash into the ground and the inn will be destroyed.
**[17:21] ---**
You got that?
**[17:23] ---**
Hey, are you listening? Hey!
**[17:27] Nobunaga**
You want to fight?
**[17:28] Hideyoshi**
What did you say?
**[17:29] Hideyoshi**
Come to the bathrooms later.
**[17:31] Mitsuhide**
Let's do it right now.
**[17:32] Mitsuhide**
Right here.
**[17:33] Gintoki**
Hey! I told you not to fight anymore!
**[17:36] Gintoki**
Come on. I'll give you some peanuts.
**[17:39] Gintoki**
I know that a lot happened in your pasts,
**[17:43] Gintoki**
but you can't move forward if you keep looking back.
**[17:45] Gintoki**
Forget everything for today.
**[17:47] Gintoki**
Let's forget all about Honnoji Temple.
**[17:49] Gintoki**
Just focus on Ieyasu.
**[17:50] Gintoki**
He took control of the nation after you guys weren't around,
**[17:53] Gintoki**
even though he was the least remarkable of any of you.
**[17:56] Gintoki**
Your true enemy is Ieyasu! Okay?!
**[17:58] Gintoki**
All right! Then let's do this. Let's all apologize to each other.
**[18:02] Gintoki**
Let's call it all even. Okay?
**[18:05] Gintoki**
Come on. Okay?
**[18:08] Mitsuhide**
My lord...I'm sorry for betraying you.
**[18:11] Gintoki**
That's good! Good job, Mitsuhide!
**[18:13] Gintoki**
The one who apologized first is the most admirable!
**[18:14] ---**
And you forgive them, Nobunaga.
**[18:17] Nobunaga**
It's all right. It didn't really bother me.
**[18:22] Gintoki**
That's good! You did well, too, Nobunaga!
**[18:23] Gintoki**
It's pretty hard to forgive the person who killed you.
**[18:28] Gintoki**
Hey, what are you doing, Hideyoshi?
**[18:31] Gintoki**
Hurry up and apologize to Mitsuhide!
**[18:34] Hideyoshi**
I don't want to. I didn't do anything wrong.
**[18:37] Hideyoshi**
I just killed Sir Akechi to avenge my lord.
**[18:40] Gintoki**
What's wrong with this guy? He's really annoying.
**[18:42] Gintoki**
Grasp the situation. You even have crap on your underwear!
**[18:45] Nobunaga**
Fine. Then I take back my forgiveness.
**[18:48] Gintoki**
Look at that, Hideyoshi! This is your fault.
**[18:51] Gintoki**
You even have skidmarks on your underwear.
**[18:53] Hideyoshi**
I don't want to.
**[18:55] ---**
Then apologize to me for calling me a monkey.
**[18:58] Nobunaga**
What's wrong with calling a monkey a monkey, Monkey?
**[19:00] Gintoki**
Aw, Nobunaga, you mustn't lay hands on him. Or your feet.
**[19:03] Gintoki**
I told you to stop.
**[19:05] Gintoki**
Here. Some peanuts.
**[19:07] Rei**
It looks like it'll be difficult for them to make up.
**[19:10] Gintoki**
Oh well. They'll come around.
**[19:13] Gintoki**
Anyway, keep watch over the bath.
**[19:15] Gintoki**
Everyone becomes defenseless in the bath.
**[19:18] Mitsuhide**
A surprise attack, huh? It reminds me of Honnoji Temple.
**[19:21] Nobunaga**
No, Okehazama.
**[19:23] Nobunaga**
Anyway, you really aren't sorry, are you? "It reminds me of Honnoji Temple". I don't want to remember that.
**[19:29] Gintoki**
Shh... Be quiet!
**[19:31] ---**
Hey, someone's come.
**[19:33] Gintoki**
It's Ieyasu! That's Ieyasu. There's no mistake.
**[19:37] Gintoki**
Look at that.
**[19:38] Gintoki**
As expected, the underwear of the guy who took control of the nation is really something else.
**[19:40] ---**
He's wearing boxers. His underwear is one grade higher than yours, fashion-wise!
**[19:44] Gintoki**
On that note, your underwear is dirty. It's no wonder you couldn't control the nation.
**[19:48] Hideyoshi**
I took control of the nation.
**[19:49] Gintoki**
There's nothing for you to take.
**[19:52] Gintoki**
Clean the crap off of your butt before you take control of the nation, stupid.
**[19:54] Rei**
Gin, there he goes. What should we do?
**[19:56] Gintoki**
Hideyoshi.
**[19:57] Hideyoshi**
Yes?
**[19:58] Gintoki**
Switch your crappy underwear with the boxers that Ieyasu took off.
**[20:02] Hideyoshi**
Are you serious? I don't want the underwear that an old guy like that wore.
**[20:05] Gintoki**
The guy who'll wear your underwear will hate it ten thousand times more.
**[20:07] Mitsuhide**
Wait. It's not fair for only Hideyoshi to get boxers. I'll go.
**[20:14] Gintoki**
What are you doing?! We don't need your somewhat clean underwear.
**[20:19] Nobunaga**
No, I will...
**[20:19] Mitsuhide**
No, I will...
**[20:20] Hideyoshi**
No, I will...
**[20:20] Gintoki**
You're fighting over some old guy's underwear. That's gross!
**[20:24] Rei**
Gin, Ieyasu has gone into the tub.
**[20:26] Gintoki**
All right! Charge. Go fart in the tub.
**[20:30] Hideyoshi**
Are you serious? Give us a break.
**[20:32] Hideyoshi**
I got some nice boxers. Do I have to get them soiled already?
**[20:36] Gintoki**
They're already soiled.
**[20:37] Gintoki**
There's a streak of crap on it. How dirty is your butt anyway?
**[20:44] Gintoki**
Hello. The water's nice, isn't it?
**[20:47] Ieyasu**
It sure is.
**[20:48] Gintoki**
Listen. Do it together when I count to five.
**[20:51] Gintoki**
Do it with the expectation to bear fruit. Got it?
**[20:55] Gintoki**
Five...
**[20:56] Gintoki**
Four...
**[20:57] Gintoki**
Three...
**[20:59] Gintoki**
Two...
**[21:01] Gintoki**
One.
**[21:13] Gintoki (Mono)**
I-Impossible... This is...
**[21:15] Gintoki (Mono)**
Brief Trio, you've double-crossed me...
**[21:20] Rei**
Gin!
**[21:22] Okami**
Rei, it's not good to have extravagant delusions and swindle men.
**[21:26] Okami**
Do you want the man you love to die instantly?
**[21:29] Okami**
Too bad, boy.
**[21:31] Okami**
The Brief Trio have been under my control for quite some time now.
**[21:35] Okami**
Don't think I'm your ordinary Stand user. If you make enemies with me...
**[21:41] Okami**
You're pretty much fighting this whole village.
**[21:44] Okami**
If you want to defeat me, you need the help of the most powerful Stand.
**[21:49] Okami**
But that's impossible.
**[21:52] Okami**
There isn't anyone in Senbokyo who will help you.
**[21:58] Okami**
I'm going to have you work here until you die.
**[22:12] Gintoki (Mono)**
The most powerful Stand. The most powerful ally.
**[22:17] Gintoki (Mono)**
Such a person...
**[22:19] Shinpachi**
Huh? What are you doing here?
**[22:23] Kagura**
Are you awake?
**[22:25] Otae**
You stink. What is that smell? A fart?
**[22:34] Gintoki**
They're right before me.
***SIGN*** [To be continued]
***SIGN*** [Next week, Gintoki...]
***SIGN*** [...counterattacks!!]
**[24:15] Gintoki**
The next episode: "Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-nothings."
***SIGN*** [Gin's requiem reverberates throughout the demonic inn where spirits gather!]
***SIGN*** [And finally, a direct confrontation with Tagosaku, the most powerful Stand?!]