E132 - Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    [Buwahahaha, a request from your Excellency. Turn on the room lights and keep your distance from the TV when watching the show.] [01:33] Okami     All right. Congratulations. You've passed the job interview. SIGN    ["Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks"] [01:48] Okami     You have 40 seconds to get ready! [01:51] Okami     I hate dawdlers! I'm busy, too, you know! [01:56] Gintoki     What? What is this? [01:58] Okami     Looks like Otose has sent over someone quite spirited. [02:01] Gintoki     Huh? [02:02] Okami     Those girls weren't any good, but the kid with the glasses wasn't too bad. [02:06] ---     He could see spirits, but you can't handle this job if you're susceptible to spiritual possession. [02:10] Gintoki     What job are you talking about? [02:12] Rei     Okami, a group has arrived. [02:16] Okami     Rei, this is Gin, the new guy. Pound the basics into him. [02:20] Okami     Gin, don't use your real name here. [02:23] Okami     Your name is the chain that links you to your body. [02:25] ---     If they find out your name, you'll be dragged to the other world. [02:29] Gintoki     I've already been dragged into a strange world. [02:32] Gintoki     What is this? A different anime? [02:34] Okami     Take this too. As long as you have this, most spirits will listen to you. SIGN    [Persimmons and Peanuts] [02:39] Okami     Don't overfeed them! If you understand, then go. I hate dawdlers! [02:43] Rei     Let's go, Gin. This way. [02:45] Gintoki     Don't talk to me so casually! What are you?! [02:48] Rei     I'm Rei. Don't get in my way. [02:50] Gintoki     Don't talk about spirits. You're a Stand! [02:54] Rei     Can you really handle this? [02:57] Rei     We're going to have to do business with spirits...I mean, Stands. [03:02] Gintoki     With Stands? What do you mean? [03:04] Rei     You were sent here by the Okami's friend to work at this inn, right? [03:09] Gintoki     The old hag? [03:10] Rei     Yes. [03:11] Rei     But you need special abilities to work here, so Mrs. Oiwa was testing your aptitude. [03:17] Rei     Ghost...Stands come here for the hot springs. [03:21] Rei     She was testing to see whether you could handle working at this Stand hot spring. [03:24] Rei     Gin...you were chosen. [03:28] Gintoki (Mono)     A s-s-s-s-s-Stand hot-spring?! [03:32] Rei     Yes. [03:33] Rei     This area is strongly magnetized, making it easy for Stands to materialize themselves. [03:36] ---     It's what you would call a spiritual hot spot where Stands would all gather around. [03:40] Gintoki (Mono)     That old hag! [03:42] Gintoki (Mono)     I thought that it was strange for her to let us go to a hot spring. She sold me out! [03:45] Gintoki (Mono)     To a Stand hot spring! [03:48] Rei     We usually get by with Mrs. Oiwa and several of us assistants, [03:53] Rei     but around this time, a lot of Stands come and we're busy. [03:56] ---     We get people like you with an aptitude for Stands. [03:58] Gintoki     Wait! [04:00] Gintoki     I have an aptitude for Stands?! [04:02] Gintoki     That's impossible! [04:03] Gintoki     I almost took a crap three times just talking to you. [04:06] ---     Oh no. Again! [04:08] Rei     You don't understand. [04:10] Rei     The fact that you're talking to me shows that you have an aptitude. [04:14] ---     You just feel like taking a crap because you're a loser--no, you're just crappy. [04:18] Gintoki     No way. I don't care! [04:20] Gintoki     Why do I have to be manipulated by those old hags? I'm going home! [04:24] Rei     To where? [04:27] Rei     We closed off the mountain path by dropping a boulder on it. [04:30] Rei     And besides, if you run away... [04:32] Shinpachi     I myself have "UNO." [04:35] Rei     Your friends will have to play UNO forever as "His Excellency." [04:42] Gintoki     Y-You bastards! [04:43] Ghost A     Rei, could you help me for a moment? [04:46] Gintoki     Another one! [04:47] Rei     Get used to it already. [04:49] Ghost A     Quickly, Rei, that customer is at it again. [04:51] Rei     Gin, take care of it. [05:02] Gintoki     What is that? Who is that Stand? [05:06] Gintoki     He's just been hitting that wall. He's creating poltergeists. [05:10] Nobunaga     I'm so pissed off at Mitsuhide... I really can't believe that it's Mitsuhide. [05:15] Gintoki     Who is Mitsuhide? Who is that drunk? [05:18] Rei     Nobunaga. [05:19] Gintoki     Nobunaga?! That's Nobunaga Oda?! [05:22] Gintoki     Why is he only wearing briefs?! They're hanging loose on him, too. [05:26] Rei     He likes to adopt western mannerisms. [05:28] Gintoki     Why does he have to wear briefs of all things?! [05:30] Gintoki     There are lots of other types of western clothes he can wear. [05:31] Gintoki     There are a lot better things. [05:33] Nobunaga     I mean come on, seriously. [05:35] Nobunaga     Most people wouldn't betray me there. [05:37] Nobunaga     It was right before I took control of the whole country that I grasp the situation. [05:41] Gintoki     Hey, he's totally dwelling on what happened at Honnoji Temple. [05:45] Rei     It happens every time he comes here. Gin, do something about it. [05:49] Gintoki     What can I do about that drunk? [05:51] Rei     Just do something! Old people like talking to young people. [05:55] Gintoki     You should do it. [05:59] Gintoki     Hey, I hear something coming from the room next door, too. [06:01] Rei     What is this? [06:05] Gintoki     Hey, there's someone else pounding on the walls. [06:08] Gintoki     What's going on? Is it some sort of fad? [06:10] ---     Who is that? Cut it out. [06:13] Mitsuhide     I mean, come on... I took down that demon Nobunaga, so let's end it there! [06:19] Mitsuhide     It's all right for me to be at the top, right? [06:21] Mitsuhide     But nooo, he just had to start making a huge fuss about it... that damn Hideyoshi. [06:27] Gintoki     It's Mitsuhide! That's definitely Mitsuhide Akechi! [06:30] ---     This is bad, isn't it?! Two guys who shouldn't meet are in neighboring rooms. [06:35] ---     Think about where you put people! [06:36] Gintoki     And why is he in briefs, too?! [06:39] Rei     He was Nobunaga's subordinate so he was going along. [06:41] Rei     Naturally, Mitsuhide has tight briefs. They're clean. [06:44] Gintoki     Now's not the time to be talking about that! [06:46] Gintoki     Something terrible will happen if they meet. [06:50] Gintoki     Huh? I hear something coming from the next room. [06:53] Gintoki     Again?! Oh, this is really bad. It's got to be him. [06:56] Gintoki     He's got to be Hideyoshi. [06:57] Xavier     I'm going to kill that barber. [06:59] Gintoki     Who is he?! [07:01] Gintoki     And who's this barber he wants to kill? [07:03] ---     Hideyoshi has to be here! [07:04] ---     No matter how I think of it, [07:05] ---     this is the time when Hideyoshi has to come out and badmouth Nobunaga! [07:08] ---     A three-way standoff should form! [07:09] Rei     That's Xavier. [07:11] Rei     He's the person who introduced Christianity to Japan. [07:13] Rei     But his hair style was never popular. [07:15] Gintoki     How could it be?! [07:16] Gintoki     For what kind of pathetic reason is he staying here?! [07:19] Gintoki     Don't blame things on your barber! [07:21] Hideyoshi     Umm, excuse me. [07:24] Hideyoshi     Umm, I'm the person staying across from your room. [07:27] Hideyoshi     But your thumping is really noisy. [07:29] Hideyoshi     I can't sleep. Could you please keep it quiet? [07:33] Gintoki     Ah! He's Hideyoshi, isn't he? [07:36] Hideyoshi     And anyway, Nobunaga is really annoying. [07:39] Hideyoshi     Don't call me a monkey. You look like a catfish you know. [07:44] Rei     You're right! How did you know? [07:46] Gintoki     That's because his underwear is dirty! It has crap on it! [07:49] Gintoki     Hideyoshi seems like he'd have a lot on them! [07:51] ---     Yeah! [07:53] Gintoki     Now's not the time to be analyzing this--! If the Brief Trio meet... [08:00] Nobunaga     Huh? It's been a while. You two came, too? [08:04] Mitsuhide     Yeah. I haven't seen you in a while. [08:06] Hideyoshi     That's true. How long has it been? [08:09] Rei     Oh, they're acting unexpectedly normal. [08:11] Gintoki     Yep... [08:12] Nobunaga     Mitsuhide, the last time we met was Honnoji Temple, right? [08:18] Mitsuhide     Really? [08:20] ---     I don't really remember. [08:23] Gintoki     This is bad. Nobunaga is jumping into matters. [08:25] Nobunaga     You don't remember? That thing happened? [08:28] Nobunaga     What? You really don't remember? [08:30] Mitsuhide     I don't remember. I was immediately killed afterwards by Sir Hideyoshi. [08:35] Hideyoshi     Oh, really? I did that? I don't remember either. [08:40] ---     Besides, Mitsuhide, the fact that you said "afterwards" means that you do remember [08:44] ---     Honnoji Temple. [08:45] Mitsuhide     By "afterwards" I meant that thing. I meant after you told me to attack Mohri. [08:51] Mitsuhide     My memory is vague after that. [08:53] Gintoki     Hey, what's with this lousy conversation? [08:56] Hideyoshi     But Mr. Mitsuhide, you said that you were also killed. [08:59] Hideyoshi     That means that you knew that Nobunaga was killed. [09:02] ---     Anyway, you totally killed him. I know you did. [09:06] Nobunaga     Hold on one second, Monkey. [09:07] Nobunaga     What? Did you just refer to me as just plain Nobunaga? [09:10] Gintoki     He did. He's always badmouthing him and it slipped out. [09:13] Hideyoshi     I did, didn't I? Huh? Is there anything wrong with that? [09:15] Gintoki     He's lashing back. He's pretty annoying. [09:18] Hideyoshi     My lord, you died, so you may not know this, but I did take control of the whole nation. [09:24] Hideyoshi     That's what happened, so don't call me a monkey, you know? [09:28] Nobunaga     Oh? You took control of the nation. That's pretty impressive...for a monkey. [09:33] Hideyoshi     Huh? I'm kind of offended by that. There's no problem in me doing that. [09:39] Mitsuhide     You only took control of the country because you snatched it away from me. [09:43] Nobunaga     You're the one who snatched it away, weren't you? [09:45] ---     Besides, it wouldn't have been possible without me. [09:50] Hideyoshi     You want to fight? [09:51] Nobunaga     Bring it on. I can take you down in one hit. [09:54] Mitsuhide     Anyway, I've already killed you. [09:58] Hideyoshi     But I killed you. [10:00] Gintoki     All right, stop right there. Hold on! Calm down. [10:20] Cmgintoki     Come in. [10:22] Gintoki     Welcome to Senbokyo. [10:26] Ghost B     I came again. I couldn't pass on this year as well. [10:29] Rei     Right this way. [10:31] ---     Gin, carry the guest's bags. [10:34] Gintoki     Huh?! Oh, okay. [10:36] Ghost B     Thank you. Here. [10:44] Ghost B     The year is a waste if I don't get to this hot spring. [10:48] Ghost B     Hot springs really bring you back to life. [10:51] Rei     You're already dead. [10:53] Ghost B     Oh no! That's right. [10:56] Rei     You really like jokes about ghosts, don't you? [10:59] Rei     The hot spring is open at all hours of the day. You can go in whenever you like. [11:06] Ghost B     I can't wait to stretch out my arms and legs in the hot water. [11:09] ---     * [11:12] Ghost B     Oh no! That's right. [11:14] Rei     You really like jokes about ghosts, don't you? [11:18] ---     This is your room. Enjoy your stay. [11:21] ---     Oh? Gin--?! What are you doing? Bring the guest's bags right now. [11:25] Gintoki     Oh, sorry. Here are your bags. Please enjoy your stay. [11:33] Ghost B     This isn't mine, is it? [11:39] Ghost C     Hey, you there! [11:41] Gintoki     Yes, yes, yes, yes... [11:42] Ghost C     Could you help me wash myself? [11:45] Gintoki     All right. Right away. [11:48] Ghost C     My back is so itchy. [11:50] Gintoki     Umm, excuse me, but where is your back? [11:55] Ghost C     What are you talking about? My back is my back. [11:59] Gintoki     Yes. Your back is your back, isn't it? [12:09] Ghost C     Huh? Did you hear something strange? [12:11] Gintoki     Not at all. I haven't done anything. [12:14] Gintoki     Oh! Do you suppose it could be that thing? [12:15] Gintoki     I might have hummed a little jazz tune! [12:19] Ghost C     Oh? You like jazz? [12:22] Ghost C     You've got good taste. [12:24] ---     Anyway, get the upper right a little. [12:26] Gintoki     Upper right?! What part is the upper right?! [12:30] ---     Son, imagine a drum set. [12:32] ---     Imagine you're hitting the cymbols. [12:35] Gintoki (Mono)     I don't know Jazz. [12:37] Gintoki (Mono)     Is it this area? [12:39] Ghost C     How rude! What are you touching? That's my "C"... [12:43] Gintoki     Huh? Huh? What? Huh? "C?!" It's on the side of your face! [12:46] Gintoki     Why would you have a "C" on the side of your face? [12:47] Ghost C     You're quite the wild performer. [12:49] ---     You looked like you were going for the cymbals, but you went for the "C" instead. [12:52] ---     I've never seen such an extempore performance. [12:55] ---     I'm going back to my room. I want to put this feeling to music. [12:59] Gintoki     Wait a second! [13:01] Gintoki     Your body's all like this! It's jazzed up. [13:03] Ghost C     Yes. It's jazzed up. That's why I want to write it down. [13:08] Gintoki     Hold on! Hold on! [13:20] Okami     It looks like you weren't what I expected you would be like. [13:22] Okami     Complaints have been pouring in. How will you clear this up, Gin? [13:27] Gintoki     Well, I think I tried pretty hard. I don't like Stands, but I even washed their backs. [13:35] Gintoki     Let me go already. [13:37] Tagosaku     Don't be such a spoiled brat! [13:38] Tagosaku     When you work, you're judged by your results! [13:42] Tagosaku     If your hard work doesn't produce any results, there's no point, you good-for-nothing! [13:46] Gintoki     Who the hell do you think you are, talking so big to me, you Peanut Bastard! [13:50] Gintoki     I'm not scared anymore! [13:51] ---     After working here, I've gotten used to Stands. I'm not afraid of you anymore. [13:59] Gintoki     I'm sorry for getting carried away! [14:01] Okami     Just leave it at that, dear. We need the help. He's better than nothing. [14:09] ---     You don't have to deal with guests anymore, Gin. [14:10] ---     Go to the back and do some routine chores. [14:13] Okami     We have an important guest tomorrow. [14:15] Okami     The Light of the East, the former Great Gongen, [14:16] Okami     Prince Ieyasu Tokugawa, is coming to our hot spring. [14:20] Okami     The rating of this hot spring will drop if someone like you were to appear before him. [14:24] Okami     You stay quiet. [14:30] Shinpachi     I have "UNO." [14:33] Kagura     Not good enough. I have a "draw four." [14:36] Otae     I also have a "draw four." [14:40] Shinpachi     I never expected you to have such a trick up your sleeve. [14:46] Gintoki (Mono)     Why? [14:48] ---     Why must this happen to me? Did I do something wrong?! [14:53] Gintoki (Mono)     I'm forced to work in some inn for Stands, I'm told I'm useless, [14:58] Gintoki (Mono)     and I'm tired, but I can't sleep because of them playing UNO every single night. [15:02] Gintoki (Mono)     If that weren't bad enough, I've been living on Kaki-pea. [15:04] Gintoki (Mono)     This treatment... [15:06] Gintoki (Mono)     I can't take it anymore. I can't stay quiet. [15:09] Gintoki (Mono)     I'm going to do it. "His Excellency" and crap don't matter anymore. [15:14] Gintoki (Mono)     I'm going to crush this hot spring inn! [15:18] Rei     That look. [15:21] Rei     I've been waiting for that look. [15:22] Gintoki     Rei... [15:23] Rei     When we first met, [15:25] Rei     I knew that you were the man who would start a revolution at this hot spring inn. [15:29] Rei     We Stands are worked off like a horse for small wages while the Okami gets rich. [15:33] Rei     I'm sick of doing things her way. [15:36] Rei     Gin, from what I can see, [15:39] Rei     you have the potential of a Stand user to rivals that of the Okami. [15:43] Rei     I'll become your Stand. So let's start a revolution at this hot spring inn. [15:52] Gintoki     Can we win against the Okami's Stand? [15:57] Rei     Tagosaku is the strongest Stand in Senbokyo. [16:01] Rei     He's the Okami's husband who passed away ten years ago. [16:04] ---     Even after he passed away, he formed a team with the Okami and they've controlled Senbokyo. [16:08] ---     The ordinary Stands and I can't take them on even if we grouped together. [16:12] Rei     But we need evil spirits to fight evil spirits. [16:21] Gintoki     Awaken. [16:22] ---     Heroic spirits who have left their mark on history... [16:27] Gintoki     Now is the time to awaken. [16:30] Gintoki     Turn your desire for revenge into a blade and rise up now. [16:35] Gintoki     Brief Trio. [16:37] Gintoki     Good morning, Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, and Hideyoshi. [16:42] Hideyoshi     Who the hell are you? [17:04] Gintoki     Ieyasu is here. [17:07] ---     Listen, Nobunaga... [17:08] Gintoki     Hideyoshi, Mitsuhide... [17:09] ---     Do exactly what I told you to do yesterday. [17:12] Gintoki     Play a lot of nasty tricks on Ieyasu and ruin his welcome. [17:17] ---     The rating of this inn will crash into the ground and the inn will be destroyed. [17:21] ---     You got that? [17:23] ---     Hey, are you listening? Hey! [17:27] Nobunaga     You want to fight? [17:28] Hideyoshi     What did you say? [17:29] Hideyoshi     Come to the bathrooms later. [17:31] Mitsuhide     Let's do it right now. [17:32] Mitsuhide     Right here. [17:33] Gintoki     Hey! I told you not to fight anymore! [17:36] Gintoki     Come on. I'll give you some peanuts. [17:39] Gintoki     I know that a lot happened in your pasts, [17:43] Gintoki     but you can't move forward if you keep looking back. [17:45] Gintoki     Forget everything for today. [17:47] Gintoki     Let's forget all about Honnoji Temple. [17:49] Gintoki     Just focus on Ieyasu. [17:50] Gintoki     He took control of the nation after you guys weren't around, [17:53] Gintoki     even though he was the least remarkable of any of you. [17:56] Gintoki     Your true enemy is Ieyasu! Okay?! [17:58] Gintoki     All right! Then let's do this. Let's all apologize to each other. [18:02] Gintoki     Let's call it all even. Okay? [18:05] Gintoki     Come on. Okay? [18:08] Mitsuhide     My lord...I'm sorry for betraying you. [18:11] Gintoki     That's good! Good job, Mitsuhide! [18:13] Gintoki     The one who apologized first is the most admirable! [18:14] ---     And you forgive them, Nobunaga. [18:17] Nobunaga     It's all right. It didn't really bother me. [18:22] Gintoki     That's good! You did well, too, Nobunaga! [18:23] Gintoki     It's pretty hard to forgive the person who killed you. [18:28] Gintoki     Hey, what are you doing, Hideyoshi? [18:31] Gintoki     Hurry up and apologize to Mitsuhide! [18:34] Hideyoshi     I don't want to. I didn't do anything wrong. [18:37] Hideyoshi     I just killed Sir Akechi to avenge my lord. [18:40] Gintoki     What's wrong with this guy? He's really annoying. [18:42] Gintoki     Grasp the situation. You even have crap on your underwear! [18:45] Nobunaga     Fine. Then I take back my forgiveness. [18:48] Gintoki     Look at that, Hideyoshi! This is your fault. [18:51] Gintoki     You even have skidmarks on your underwear. [18:53] Hideyoshi     I don't want to. [18:55] ---     Then apologize to me for calling me a monkey. [18:58] Nobunaga     What's wrong with calling a monkey a monkey, Monkey? [19:00] Gintoki     Aw, Nobunaga, you mustn't lay hands on him. Or your feet. [19:03] Gintoki     I told you to stop. [19:05] Gintoki     Here. Some peanuts. [19:07] Rei     It looks like it'll be difficult for them to make up. [19:10] Gintoki     Oh well. They'll come around. [19:13] Gintoki     Anyway, keep watch over the bath. [19:15] Gintoki     Everyone becomes defenseless in the bath. [19:18] Mitsuhide     A surprise attack, huh? It reminds me of Honnoji Temple. [19:21] Nobunaga     No, Okehazama. [19:23] Nobunaga     Anyway, you really aren't sorry, are you? "It reminds me of Honnoji Temple". I don't want to remember that. [19:29] Gintoki     Shh... Be quiet! [19:31] ---     Hey, someone's come. [19:33] Gintoki     It's Ieyasu! That's Ieyasu. There's no mistake. [19:37] Gintoki     Look at that. [19:38] Gintoki     As expected, the underwear of the guy who took control of the nation is really something else. [19:40] ---     He's wearing boxers. His underwear is one grade higher than yours, fashion-wise! [19:44] Gintoki     On that note, your underwear is dirty. It's no wonder you couldn't control the nation. [19:48] Hideyoshi     I took control of the nation. [19:49] Gintoki     There's nothing for you to take. [19:52] Gintoki     Clean the crap off of your butt before you take control of the nation, stupid. [19:54] Rei     Gin, there he goes. What should we do? [19:56] Gintoki     Hideyoshi. [19:57] Hideyoshi     Yes? [19:58] Gintoki     Switch your crappy underwear with the boxers that Ieyasu took off. [20:02] Hideyoshi     Are you serious? I don't want the underwear that an old guy like that wore. [20:05] Gintoki     The guy who'll wear your underwear will hate it ten thousand times more. [20:07] Mitsuhide     Wait. It's not fair for only Hideyoshi to get boxers. I'll go. [20:14] Gintoki     What are you doing?! We don't need your somewhat clean underwear. [20:19] Nobunaga     No, I will... [20:19] Mitsuhide     No, I will... [20:20] Hideyoshi     No, I will... [20:20] Gintoki     You're fighting over some old guy's underwear. That's gross! [20:24] Rei     Gin, Ieyasu has gone into the tub. [20:26] Gintoki     All right! Charge. Go fart in the tub. [20:30] Hideyoshi     Are you serious? Give us a break. [20:32] Hideyoshi     I got some nice boxers. Do I have to get them soiled already? [20:36] Gintoki     They're already soiled. [20:37] Gintoki     There's a streak of crap on it. How dirty is your butt anyway? [20:44] Gintoki     Hello. The water's nice, isn't it? [20:47] Ieyasu     It sure is. [20:48] Gintoki     Listen. Do it together when I count to five. [20:51] Gintoki     Do it with the expectation to bear fruit. Got it? [20:55] Gintoki     Five... [20:56] Gintoki     Four... [20:57] Gintoki     Three... [20:59] Gintoki     Two... [21:01] Gintoki     One. [21:13] Gintoki (Mono)     I-Impossible... This is... [21:15] Gintoki (Mono)     Brief Trio, you've double-crossed me... [21:20] Rei     Gin! [21:22] Okami     Rei, it's not good to have extravagant delusions and swindle men. [21:26] Okami     Do you want the man you love to die instantly? [21:29] Okami     Too bad, boy. [21:31] Okami     The Brief Trio have been under my control for quite some time now. [21:35] Okami     Don't think I'm your ordinary Stand user. If you make enemies with me... [21:41] Okami     You're pretty much fighting this whole village. [21:44] Okami     If you want to defeat me, you need the help of the most powerful Stand. [21:49] Okami     But that's impossible. [21:52] Okami     There isn't anyone in Senbokyo who will help you. [21:58] Okami     I'm going to have you work here until you die. [22:12] Gintoki (Mono)     The most powerful Stand. The most powerful ally. [22:17] Gintoki (Mono)     Such a person... [22:19] Shinpachi     Huh? What are you doing here? [22:23] Kagura     Are you awake? [22:25] Otae     You stink. What is that smell? A fart? [22:34] Gintoki     They're right before me. SIGN    [To be continued] SIGN    [Next week, Gintoki...] SIGN    [...counterattacks!!] [24:15] Gintoki     The next episode: "Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-nothings." SIGN    [Gin's requiem reverberates throughout the demonic inn where spirits gather!] SIGN    [And finally, a direct confrontation with Tagosaku, the most powerful Stand?!]