# E18 - Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!
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**[00:08] Rasuta**
Lucky charm dolls from Planet Wheeler.
**[00:11] Rasuta**
They make any wishes come true.
**[00:13] ---**
You can make the wish and give it as a gift too!
**[00:16] Shinpachi**
Is that for real?
**[00:18] Rasuta**
Yeah, yeah, it's so for real. What's your wish, young man?
**[00:23] Shinpachi**
Tamagoyaki...
**[00:24] Rasuta**
Tama?
**[00:25] Shinpachi**
I wish she'd get better at making tamagoyaki.
***SIGN*** [Space Monster - Stefan]
**[00:31] Rasuta**
Thanks, man!
**[00:33] Shinpachi**
This doll looks awfully familiar... What was it?
**[00:38] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** [Space Monster]
***SIGN*** [Stefan]
**[00:38] Shinpachi**
Why does a lucky charm doll have a "Space monster" tag?
**[00:42] Shipachi**
Excuse me...?
**[00:43] Rasuta**
Run away!
***SIGN*** [At the Rasta Amanto's street stall, Shinpachi buys a lucky charm doll said to grant wishes.]
***SIGN*** [Will Shinpachi's wish ever come true? And what is "Space Monster Stefan"?]
***SIGN*** [Kodokan Dojo]
**[02:26] Shinpachi**
Sis, I'm home!
**[02:29] Shinpachi**
Oh, well. You have to believe in stuff like this first.
**[02:33] ---**
Maybe a miracle will occur and my sister's omelet will be much better.
**[02:39] ---**
It's not like I was cheated...
**[02:42] ---**
It's not like I got ripped off!
**[02:47] Shinpachi**
Sis, I'm home.
**[02:51] Shinpachi**
Sis? Oh?
**[02:54] ---**
Is she out?
**[02:59] Otae**
Die!
**[03:03] Shinpachi**
Wh-What are you doing, Sis?!
**[03:07] ---**
Are you trying to kill your brother?
**[03:09] Otae**
Oh, it's you, Shinpachi.
**[03:11] Shinpachi**
Oh, no! Stefan!
**[03:13] ---**
There's a hole in Stefan's stomach!
**[03:15] Otae**
Don't come back at a time like this. It's confusing.
**[03:18] Shinpachi**
D-Don't come back?! How can you say that to your dearly beloved brother?!
**[03:23] Otae**
Look, I had a lot of trouble while you were away.
**[03:28] Shinpachi**
Your character has totally changed, Sis.
**[03:31] ---**
Wh-What happened to you?
**[03:33] Otae**
What happened to me?
**[03:37] ---**
Just thinking about it pisses me off!
**[03:39] Shinpachi**
No! Stefan!
**[03:42] Shinpachi**
Wait,wasn't it a key part of today's story?!
***SIGN*** ["Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!"]
***SIGN*** [Restaurant Battle Royal Host]
**[03:52] Gintoki**
Huh? A panty thief?
**[03:54] Shinpachi**
That's right.
**[03:56] Waitless**
A chocolate sundae?
**[03:56] Shinpachi**
She got hit twice during the days I stayed over at your place.
**[03:57] Gintoki**
That's mine.
**[03:59] Kagura**
The hamburger steak, spaghetti Neapolitan and the sandwich are mine.
**[04:00] Shinpachi**
Can't we do anything about it?
**[04:02] Gintoki**
Huh? Can't we do anything about what?
**[04:05] Shinpachi**
About the panty thief!
**[04:07] Gintoki**
Huh? A panty thief?
**[04:09] Shinpachi**
That's right.
**[04:10] Shinpachi**
She got hit twice during the days I stayed over at your place.
**[04:14] Shinpachi**
Can't we do anything about it?
**[04:16] Gintoki**
Huh? Can't we do anything about what?
**[04:19] Shinpachi**
I keep telling you! The panty thief! The panty thief!
**[04:27] Gintoki**
Right, a panty thief.
**[04:29] Shinpachi**
This guy heard what I said!
**[04:33] Gintoki**
They say in the old days, women didn't wear panties under their kimonos.
**[04:37] ---**
Young ladies, gals, girls, princesses, all of them!
**[04:41] Shinpachi**
Uh... You're referring to a single age group.
**[04:43] ---**
You're supposed to say grannies, women, and girls.
**[04:47] Gintoki**
You fool!
**[04:49] Gintoki**
When you talk about underpants, panties, and no panties,
**[04:51] Gintoki**
it can only refer to young girls!
**[04:54] Kagura**
Say, only old guys say panties.
**[04:57] Shinpachi**
What? For real?!
**[04:58] Gintoki**
Then scanties are also no good.
**[05:00] Shinpachi**
Nobody says that these days.
**[05:03] Gintoki**
The one I can't stand are thongs.
**[05:05] ---**
It took away girls' modesty and the pleasure from men.
**[05:09] Kagura**
I'm wearing a G-string right now.
**[05:12] Gitoki**
You're lying! Liar!
**[05:14] Kagura**
I'm not. I've been wearing it for years.
**[05:17] Kagura**
It's so worn out, only the strings are left.
**[05:20] Shinpachi**
What kind of panties are those?!
**[05:21] Kagura**
In a way, it's vintage panties.
**[05:23] Gintoki**
It's worthless, not even worth a cent. Just dump it.
**[05:26] Gintoki**
Anyway, women in the old days didn't put on underwear, didn't even wear them.
**[05:30] ---**
Wow. Just thinking about it...
**[05:34] Gintoki**
Even though you're a princess, under that kimono...you're a wildcat.
**[05:38] Gintoki**
That's kinda hot. Kinda like...she has this calm demeanor but-
**[05:43] Gintoki**
Whoa, look out!-secretly she's a wildcat, right?
**[05:45] Otae**
Now is not the time for your weird fantasies and no panties lectures.
**[05:48] Otae**
The thief stole my lucky panties, damn it!
**[05:51] Gintoki**
Lucky panties? Are you planning on going to Vegas, sister?
**[05:55] Otae**
Hell yeah! And it's gonna be a high roller night, fool!
**[06:00] Otae**
Don't underestimate me.
**[06:02] Gintoki**
So, what do you want?
**[06:04] Gintoki**
You want it back for your gambling run? Or would simply getting it back satisfy you?
**[06:09] Otae**
I want my panties back... And then I want to slowly break every bone in the thief's body.
**[06:13] Shinpachi**
Sis?
**[06:14] Gintoki**
That's not what a civilized, panties-wearing person would say.
**[06:18] ---**
It's more of a naked-jungle-warrior type of statement.
**[06:22] Kagura**
A panty thief is the enemy of all women, uh-huh!
**[06:25] Kagura**
Big sis, I'm with you on this one!
**[06:28] Otae**
Oh, Kagura-chan!
**[06:30] Otae**
Well said, my sistah!
**[06:32] Otae**
Come! Let's pledge our sisterhood with a drink.
**[06:35] Kagura**
Osu!
**[06:36] Shinpachi**
Wait! Wait! Someone will die! You two are way too dangerous!
**[06:39] Shinpachi**
This is bad! The deadliest combatants in the world have joined forces.
**[06:43] Gintoki**
Forget about it.
**[06:45] ---**
We already know who the culprit is, right?
**[06:47] Shinpachi**
Huh? Who could it be...?
**[06:53] Kondo**
Huh? Am I caught? Nah! But maybe I am? Whoa, I really am caught?!
**[06:58] Kondo**
What?! Are you suspecting me, you bastards?!
**[07:05] ---**
There's no way a samurai would do something so vile and low as stealing panties.
**[07:09] Gintoki**
There's no way a samurai would stalk a teenage girl either.
**[07:12] Kondo**
I may be a stalker, but I would never steal panties! I'll sue you!
**[07:16] Shinpachi**
You're the one who's gonna get sued!
**[07:19] Gintoki**
So this is it for the Shinsengumi, eh?
**[07:21] ---**
What a joyous occasion!
**[07:23] Kondo**
Wait! Wait! Wait! Look at this!
**[07:26] Shinpachi**
What's this?
**[07:28] Shinpachi**
"Masked Loincloth Bandit Strikes Again."
**[07:31] Kondo**
He's the petty thief that's been terrorizing the city recently.
**[07:34] Kondo**
As the name suggests, his costume is weird.
**[07:40] Kondo (N)**
He wraps a red loincloth around his face...
**[07:42] Kondo (N)**
And runs through the darkness in his briefs...
**[07:45] Kondo (N)**
Only stealing pretty girls' panties...
**[07:49] Kondo (N)**
And tosses them to guys who can't get dates. A weird sicko.
**[08:02] Shinpachi**
What is that? Some perverted version of Robin Hood?
**[08:05] Gintoki**
I see...
**[08:07] ---**
So that's the story behind these panties.
**[08:09] ---**
I thought it was a present from Santa.
**[08:11] Shinpachi**
You've got one?!
**[08:13] ---**
And you thought it was from Santa?!
**[08:15] ---**
It's totally out of season!
**[08:16] Gintoki**
Shut up! Kabukicho's Santa works 24/7 year-round!
**[08:21] Kondo**
That means the thief thinks you're a loser who can't get girls. How pathetic!
**[08:25] Shinpachi**
Check out your own kimono, pal! Looks like Santa perv paid you a visit too!
**[08:30] Kondo**
Th-This isn't a charity panty from the Masked Loincloth!
**[08:34] Shinpachi**
That makes it worse, doesn't it?
**[08:36] Kondo**
What?! Oh?!
**[08:37] Gintoki**
So you're saying the same guy stole Otae's panties?
**[08:42] Kondo**
Precisely!
**[08:43] ---**
Every girl in Edo has been the victim of this panty thief.
**[08:47] ---**
But due to his public popularity, especially from nerdy men,
**[08:51] ---**
the police are having a hard time capturing him.
**[08:54] Gintoki**
So the pervert thinks he's a benevolent thief?
**[08:57] ---**
I can't stand it... I can't stand it one bit!
**[09:00] ---**
How the hell does he know I can't get a girl?!
**[09:02] Kondo/Shinpachi**
No! The panties!
**[09:05] Gintoki**
The 35th...
***SIGN*** [Tiki Tiki Mission: Capture the Masked Loincloth!]
**[09:07] Gintoki**
Tiki Tiki Mission: Capture the Masked Loincloth!
**[09:11] All**
Yeah!
**[09:13] Shinpachi**
35th...?
**[09:16] Gintoki**
Now a word from the committee chief executive, Mr. Isao Kondo.
**[09:21] Kondo**
Ahem! The Shinsengumi exists to keep peace in this city.
**[09:27] Kondo**
What is peace?!
**[09:29] ---**
It's the right to live safely!
**[09:31] ---**
For people to live in happiness.
**[09:32] Kondo**
The small happiness of each person will create peace for the whole city.
**[09:37] Kondo**
Therefore, Shinpachi-kun.
**[09:39] Kondo**
Protecting your sister's panties is also our mission.
**[09:44] Okita**
Boy, when it comes to making stupid excuses, our commander is the best.
**[09:49] Kondo**
Hey!
**[09:50] Shinpachi**
By the way, what is the Shinsengumi doing here?
**[09:53] Okita**
For revenge...
**[09:55] Okita**
Right, Hijikata-san?
**[10:02] Okita**
What an idiot to give Hijikata-san charity panties.
**[10:14] Hijikata**
No mercy!
**[10:16] Shinpachi**
His eyes are totally serious!
**[10:18] Gintoki**
Buh-Bump! Mission: Capture Masked Loincloth using full of women.
***SIGN*** [Buh-Bump! Mission: Capture Masked Loincloth using full of women.]
**[10:23] All**
Yeah!
**[10:25] Shinpachi**
What do you mean by "full of women"?!
**[10:28] Gintoki**
Well, let's get started again.
**[10:30] Gintoki**
This time, we've decided to use a decoy operation with the full cooperation of Miss Tae Shimura.
**[10:35] Shinpachi**
Decoy operation?
**[10:37] All**
Oh!
**[10:39] Otae**
I'll offer my lucky panties. It'll knock you out like Mickey Rourke's Cat Punch.
**[10:44] Kondo**
Cat Punch!
**[10:46] Gintoki**
Hold on! That's too hardcore!
**[10:49] Gintoki**
Normal boys can't handle it. They'll run their ass off.
**[10:53] Otae**
Then... How about this?
**[10:54] All**
Oh...
**[10:55] Otae**
Packs the same punch that knocked Akebono down.
**[10:58] Kondo**
Knocked...
**[11:01] Gintoki**
No! No! No! That's way too maniacal!
**[11:03] Shinpachi**
Guys... Think a bit more about the brother who has to see his sister's panties over and over again, will ya?
**[11:08] ---**
It's worse than watching a love scene on TV with your whole family.
**[11:12] Kagura**
And that's how a boy climbs up the ladder to adulthood.
**[11:16] Shinpachi**
You there! Don't summarize it so easily!
**[11:18] Okita**
Watching your sister's panties is nothing!
**[11:22] Okita**
Hijikata-san saw his father wearing a bra.
**[11:26] Gintoki**
I see. It was so shocking that his pupils are still wide open to this day.
**[11:30] Hijikata**
Like hell they are!
**[11:34] Otae**
I'm risking my life and my panties here!
**[11:37] Otae**
Stop messing around and get to work, you idiots!
**[11:40] All Men**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[11:43] Kagura**
Big sis, you're so cool!
**[11:46] Gintoki**
Listen up!
**[11:48] Gintoki**
He is a genuine pervert who prefers quality over quantity when it comes to girls' panties.
**[11:53] Gintoki**
Therefore he'll definitely sneak in here again.
**[11:56] Gintoki**
And that's when we capture him.
**[11:57] Gintoki**
I don't care if he's the Mask Loincloth or Masked Panty thief,
**[12:00] Gintoki**
we cannot forgive the way he tramples over a girl's innocence and a man's pride.
**[12:06] Gintoki**
All pumped up and ready to kick some ass, we'll bring him down with a single blow!
**[12:11] ---**
We'll stain his white briefs red with his own blood!
**[12:13] All**
Yeah!
**[12:32] Shinpachi**
Excuse me?!
**[12:34] ---**
Aren't you all becoming a bit too psychotic over a panty thief?
**[12:38] Shinpachi**
I mean...Do we really need the Shinsengumi for this?
**[12:41] Kondo**
What are you saying?! Even I can...
**[12:47] Kondo**
Ouch!
**[12:49] Okita**
Now, now...
**[12:50] Okita**
I thought something like this would happen,
**[12:52] Okita**
so I brought these from the warehouse in the castle.
**[12:54] Shinpachi**
What's this?
**[12:56] Okita**
How should I put it?
**[12:58] ---**
Something like...land mines?
**[13:00] Shinpachi**
Not "something like"! That's exactly what it is!
**[13:02] Okita**
I had a hard time sneaking them out under strict supervision.
**[13:06] Hijikata**
"Takes a thief to catch a thief", eh?
**[13:08] Shinpachi**
Just like that?!
**[13:09] Okita**
Place these mines in the surrounding area,
**[13:12] Okita**
and this old dojo will become an invincible and secure fort.
**[13:16] Shinpachi**
It can stay as an old dojo!
**[13:18] ---**
It's illegal! It's totally against the Geneva Convention!
**[13:22] Okita**
That's that. We have our own rules.
**[13:24] Shinpachi**
Don't talk like some mom would!
**[13:26] ---**
A land mine is a weapon of war!
**[13:29] Hijikata**
No, it's not.
**[13:30] Hijikata**
The official name is "Something like...a land mine."
**[13:34] Shinpachi**
You're kidding me!
**[13:36] Otae**
Shin-chan.
**[13:37] Otae**
This is a battlefield. If you're scared, go home, little girl.
**[13:42] Shinpachi**
But, sis... This is my home.
**[13:45] Hijikata**
It takes a real samurai to embrace the battlefield as their home.
**[13:48] Shinpachi**
Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
**[13:50] Hijikata**
Accusing someone as suspicious and killing them without argument.
**[13:54] ---**
I haven't done this for a long time.
**[13:56] Shinpachi**
Huh? Huh? Accuse?
**[13:58] ---**
Whoa!
**[13:59] Otae**
No...We might as well pierce through them.
**[14:01] Hijikata**
Pounding them is much better than that...
**[14:03] Otae**
How about we tear them up and pluck them out?
**[14:06] Hijikata**
Twisting, breaking, rolling and boiling?
**[14:09] Shinpachi**
Hey, hey! You two are scaring us!
**[14:11] Gintoki**
Ouch...
**[14:13] Gintoki**
My back hurts.
**[14:14] Shinpachi**
It's not like working on a farm!
**[14:16] ---**
It's the most dangerous construction work in the world!
**[14:20] Hijikata**
Quit being annoying, Yamazaki!
**[14:30] Gintoki**
How come I always get...
**[14:33] Kagura**
It's because your blood is so sweet.
**[14:35] Gintoki**
My blood sugar level...?
**[14:36] Shinpachi**
We don't care about your blood glucose...
**[14:39] ---**
I don't see any signs of the thief appearing.
**[14:43] Shinpachi**
Perhaps he won't come at all. I mean, not only today, but never!
**[14:49] Gintoki**
Don't worry, he'll come.
**[14:51] Shinpachi**
What's your reasoning for that?
**[14:54] Kagura**
Look at those panties just hanging out in the open like that.
**[14:57] ---**
What panty thief could resist it?!
**[15:00] Shinpachi**
But it's too obvious! You can tell it's a trap!
**[15:03] Otae**
Shin-chan.
**[15:05] Otae**
The more difficult the task, the more encouraged the thief gets.
**[15:10] Shinpachi**
How the heck would you know?!
**[15:12] ---**
What if he's a wussy thief?
**[15:15] Okita**
I don't care who the thief is. Let's just grab someone and say he's the thief.
**[15:20] Hijikata**
If we can agree on a story, it'll work.
**[15:22] Shinpachi**
Someone as in who?! Agreeing on what?!
**[15:25] Gintoki**
Hey, stop yelling.
**[15:27] ---**
If the crook hears you, it'll ruin the surprise.
**[15:30] Shinpachi**
What's ruined is your brains! And it's freakin' hot, damn it!
**[15:33] Gintoki**
What did you say, you bastard?!
**[15:35] Gintoki**
How 'bout I ventilate your face!
**[15:36] Otae**
Hey, don't push me. It's too hot!
**[15:36] Shinpachi**
If you think I'm gonna even let you, then you're wrong!
**[15:40] Okita**
Should we help them out?
**[15:42] Hijikata**
When you fight, give it your all.
**[15:44] ---**
Go until your opponent can't stand up.
**[15:47] Kagura**
My fist wants to fight too!
**[15:50] ---**
Somebody! Let my fists taste your blood!
**[15:54] Kondo**
Hey, stop! No fighting!
**[15:57] Kondo**
You guys are just getting testy because of the heat.
**[16:00] ---**
All right, let's take a break.
**[16:02] Gintoki**
Shut up, mite beards!
**[16:03] Otae**
Shut up, ass hair!
**[16:04] Kagura**
Shut up, Mr. Tangle.
**[16:06] Hijikata**
Shut up, miso bread.
**[16:07] Okita**
Shut up, Gorilla.
**[16:09] Kondo**
It's just the heat, right? That's gotta be it.
**[16:13] ---**
Oh, why don't I get something cold? It'll help calm everyone down.
**[16:19] Kagura**
Azuki bean ice cream!
**[16:21] Gintoki**
Something sundae-like!
**[16:22] Otae**
Baagen-Daaz ice cream!
**[16:23] Okita**
Seafood vinaigrette!
**[16:24] Hijikata**
Beef bowl and tonjiru bento!
**[16:25] ---**
With a 500 ml bottle of Mayonnaise on the side!
**[16:29] Shinpachi**
G-Green tea.
**[16:30] Kondo**
Alright, already. I'll get them, just chill out.
**[16:33] Kondo**
Good grief...
**[16:43] Otae**
Oh, Kondo-san blew up!
**[16:45] Kagura**
Well, it was hot after all.
**[16:47] Hijikata**
I guess that would blow you away.
**[16:48] Gintoki**
Yeah right! He stepped on his own land mine.
**[16:52] ---**
He didn't remember where he placed it, what an idiot!
**[16:57] Shinpachi**
Uh... wait a sec, guys...
**[16:59] Shinpachi**
Don't tell me you all don't remember where you set up the land mines?
**[17:05] Otae**
Oh dear! The mailman will get blown to bits tomorrow morning.
**[17:09] Shinpachi**
Now isn't the time to say that!
**[17:13] Shinpachi**
Th-That man...
**[17:15] Masked Loincloth**
Where there's light, there is shadow.
**[17:17] ---**
Where there's men, there is a baldie.
**[17:19] Masked Loincloth**
Pulled by the elastic bands of panties,
**[17:21] Masked Loincloth**
Tonight, I run the path of men's dreams!
**[17:24] Masked Loincloth**
Masked Loincloth Bandit, at your service!
**[17:29] Masked Loincloth**
Hysterical! You guys are priceless!
**[17:32] ---**
It appears you've prepared a warm welcoming for me, but it's all in vain!
**[17:37] Shinpachi**
This sucks! He came at the worst possible moment!
**[17:40] Masked Loincloth**
Did you really think I'd fall for such childish tricks?
**[17:44] ---**
You've underestimated the Masked Loincloth, the greatest bandit!
**[17:47] Masked Loincloth**
If you come up here, I'd fight you!
**[17:51] Masked Loincloth**
You can bite your fingernails and watch
**[17:54] Masked Loincloth**
as your panties are handed over to perverts, otakus, cherryboys, and delusional horny S.O.B.'s!
**[18:04] Masked Loincloth**
Here I come!
**[18:08] Okita**
It's what you'd call, "taking extra measures".
**[18:21] Hijikata**
Go, Yamazaki! Beat'em up!
**[18:24] Yamazaki**
You got it, Vice-commander!
**[18:26] Yamazaki**
Die!
**[18:37] Hijikata**
What the hell did he show up for?!
**[18:40] Masked Loincloth**
Silly Shinsengumi. Tah!
**[18:57] Shinpachi**
There was a land mine placed under the floor too, huh?
**[19:01] Gintoki**
Yup, looks that way...
**[19:02] Kagura**
Hey! That's...
**[19:13] Masked Loincloth**
You fools!
**[19:15] Masked Loincloth**
You can't defeat me with something like this.
**[19:18] Masked Loincloth**
Perverts, otakus, cherryboys, and delusional horny S.O.B.'s across the country await my return!
**[19:26] Masked Loincloth**
Their voices give me power!
**[19:31] ---**
Can't you hear their voices?
**[19:35] Masked Loincloth (N)**
"Masked Loincloth, please! Give us hope!"
**[19:38] ---**
"Rough nylon, smooth silk, fluffy cotton.
**[19:42] ---**
Anything is fine! Just one pair of panties is enough for us to live another day."
**[19:46] ---**
"Then we can stand tall and keep going!"
**[19:49] Masked Loincloth**
Can you hear their silent cries?!
**[19:54] Masked Loincloth**
Failure is not an option!
**[19:56] ---**
In the Masked Loincloth's honor, I will to return to them!
**[20:01] Kondo**
Wait!
**[20:04] Kondo**
Keep your filthy paws off of Otae-san's panties!
**[20:07] Kondo**
I haven't even touched them yet, damn it!
**[20:09] Masked Loincloth**
Kuh, let me go! You gorilla with a butt-hair chin three seconds short of a man!
**[20:16] Kondo**
You think such descriptive abuse would make me flinch?!
**[20:20] Kondo**
Odd Jobs! What are you waiting for?! Hurry, I'll let you have this one!
**[20:28] Gintoki**
No need to tell me.
**[20:31] Gintoki**
Hold on tight to his hairy legs!
**[20:58] Masked Loincloth**
It looks like I get the last laugh, after all!
**[21:06] Otae**
Never underestimate...
**[21:09] Masked Loincloth**
What?!
**[21:10] Otae**
...a woman!
**[21:24] Otae**
There's no way I'll give my panties to someone who won't even show his face.
**[21:31] Otae**
If you really want it, approach me directly, naked from head to toe.
**[21:35] ---**
I mean...with an open naked heart.
**[21:49] Masked Loincloth**
In this right hand, I have not a single pair of panties!
**[21:59] Shinpachi**
Sis!
**[22:02] Kagura**
Big sis, you're the best!
**[22:14] Okita**
Hijikata-san, actually, I gave you the charity panties.
**[22:18] Hijikata**
What?!
**[22:19] Okita**
Ha ha! It was a joke. A joke!
**[22:21] Hijikata**
You wanna die?
**[22:23] ---**
Wait!
**[22:25] ---**
Stay there!
***SIGN*** The beach? No can do.
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Looks like the beach is closed off because of a man-eating alien.
***SIGN*** What? There's a reward for that alien?
***SIGN*** All right! This summer is going to be fly fishing for aliens!
**[24:15] ---**
The next episode:
**[24:16] ---**
"Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!"
***SIGN*** ["Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!"]
***SIGN*** [This year's summer fad for the young modern kids, the beach house's special beach samurai shirts.]
***SIGN*** [By the way, aren't you guys jumping to conclusions, too quickly? Oh well, guess we'll go for our last spurt!]
***SIGN*** [Present]
***SIGN*** [Masked Loincloth Bandit IV]
**[24:39] Masked Loincloth**
Here's a fabulous gift for you losers watching anime alone at such an hour!
**[24:44] ---**
Send us a postcard addressed below with your address, name, age
**[24:47] ---**
and the reason why you can't get a girl.
**[24:51] ---**
We're looking forward to hearing from you...
**[24:53] Otae**
No, we aren't!