E330 - My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired Dad, and My Dad's Glasses

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[00:05] Kag
    Let me introduce you, 'kay?
[00:06] Kag
    This is my boyfriend,
    Dai-chan from Planet Titan.
[00:10] Shin
    Huh?
[00:11] Shin
    Wait, what?!
[00:14] Shin
    Kagura-chan, what do you mean, Titan?!
[00:17] Gin
    Hey, what's the meaning of
    this? This isn't what you said!
[00:21] UB
    Kagura-chan, who was the boy
    that gave you the letter, then?
[00:24] Kag
    Oh, he was just a friend who handed
    over the letter in Dai-chan's place.
[00:29] Kag
    Dai-chan's too big to write a letter,
[00:32] Kag
    and it seems he was too shy
    to hand it over himself.
[00:34] Shin
    Uh... Wait, you actually
    had such a huge friend?
[00:38] Kag
    Yep. Soyo-chan introduced us.
[00:41] Shin
    The princess?
[00:42] Kag
    Believe it or not, Dai-chan's
    the prince of Planet Titan.
[00:45] Kag
    But being so big, he had no one to play with
    and nowhere he could play, so he was bored.
[00:53] Kag
    So I played with him, 'kay?
[00:55] Kag
    And then he got attached to me.
[01:03] G
    Monsters!
[01:04] Gin
    I don't know if I'd call this "attached"...
[01:07] Bo
    It looks more like he brought
    an army to conquer Earth!
SIGN    Gintama
SIGN    Slip Arc
SIGN    My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired
    Dad, and My Dad's Glasses
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    at a safe distance from your TV!
[02:48] Kag
    Awesome, right? I totally got the
    jump on the bingo balls of life.
[02:51] Gin
    You may have hit bingo with royalty...
[02:53] Gin
    But his balls are way too big! Riding those
    would be harder than riding a Gundam!
[02:57] Kag
    Anyway, don't be so nervous,
    'kay? Take a seat, Dai-chan.
[03:05] Gin
    Huh? Wait, what now?
[03:08] Gin
    Is this the boy? Is this
    really the boyfriend?
[03:10] Gin
    What's a "boyfriend,"
    again? How is it spelled?
[03:13] UB
    Calm down. He's just a big boyfriend.
[03:16] UB
    A father whose daughter's boyfriend
    thinks he's a pushover is done for.
[03:19] UB
    Oh, I see. So you're Kagura's boyfriend.
[03:23] UB
    Thanks for being there for her.
[03:25] UB
    I'm her father.
[03:26] Gin
    That's the space-famous Umibozu for you.
[03:29] Gin
    With no fear of the massive boyfriend,
    he showed off how dignified a father can be.
[03:38] Gin
    F-F...
[03:40] Gin
    Father!
[03:42] Shin
    Umibozu-san!
[03:44] Shin
    He's been turned to mincemeat!
    Only one of his blls remains!
[03:47] Gin
    That's not one of his b
lls!
    It's just his cue ball!
[03:49] Dai
    Ah, my bad.
[03:51] Dai
    Damn, I overdid it.
[03:53] Dai
    I ain't been on Earth long,
[03:57] Dai
    so I don't really get how to do
    greetings or, like, the bowing thing.
[04:01] Dai
    And, like, I can't stand that
    kinda formal crap, anyway.
[04:06] Dai
    You can ignore the prince thing, so why
    don't we keep things frank and casual, Pops?
[04:11] Dai
    Since you're Kagura's old man,
    I already consider you a bro.
[04:15] Dai
    Oh, could you tell me your email address?
[04:17] UB
    I see. Then I'll tell you...
[04:20] UB
    the email address to Hell!
[04:26] Gin
    Why me?!
[04:27] UB
    C-Calm down! Grow up!
[04:30] UB
    You promised to be a grown-up today!
[04:31] Gin
    You calm down!
[04:33] UB
    He comes across as incredibly audacious,
    but I'm imagining things, right?
[04:36] UB
    It just seems like he's looking down
    on us because he's so huge, right?
[04:38] UB
    Kids these days are all
    like that, right? Right?!
[04:41] Gin
    We'll never get anywhere if you
    get pissed by whatever a kid says.
[04:45] Gin
    Let me handle this.
[04:47] Gin
    Y-Yeah, Earth's societal norms
    are too complicated, huh?
[04:51] Gin
    We just wanted to meet
    Kagura's friend, is all.
[04:55] Gin
    Anyway, make yourself at home. Want some tea?
[04:57] Dai
    Nah, I'm good. I'm chewing gum.
[04:59] Gin
    Really? We have snacks, too.
[05:02] Dai
    Seriously, I'm good. Earth
    food doesn't suit my taste.
[05:05] Gin
    Oh, really?
[05:06] Gin
    Could he be any more blunt?
    Is he messing with me?
[05:10] Gin
    What do you usually eat?
[05:11] Gin
    Your size must complicate things.
[05:15] Dai
    Hip hop.
[05:16] Gin
    What do you mean, you eat hip hop?
[05:19] Dai
    The only things on Earth that suit
    my tastes are hip hop and reggae.
[05:24] Dai
    They're music of the soul, check it out.
[05:28] Kag
    Apparently, everyone on
    his planet is a b-boy.
[05:31] Gin
    Uh, you guys are just big boys!
[05:33] Dai
    Everything else is old-fashioned and lame.
[05:36] Gin
    Look who's talking! You're
    all dressed like cavemen!
[05:40] Dai
    Honestly, I was shocked I had to
    come meet my girlfriend's folks.
[05:43] Gin
    Huh? Why?
[05:44] Dai
    What matters is how the couple
    feels in their hearts.
[05:48] Dai
    Parents sticking their nose
    into it is totally lame, I say.
[05:52] Dai
    Earth is pretty behind the times, huh?
[05:54] Gin
    Really? I can't tell. Are we?
[05:58] Gin
    Anyway, isn't it normal to be worried about
    the kind of friends your daughter has?
[06:03] Gin
    Right, Kagura?
[06:04] Dai
    Y'know, I've been meaning to point this out.
[06:06] Dai
    I'm not her friend.
[06:08] Dai
    I'm her boyfriend.
[06:10] Gin
    Oh, sorry. Boyfriend, huh?
[06:12] Gin
    I hate to say it, but that
    word doesn't exist on Earth.
[06:15] Gin
    Right, Kagura?
[06:16] Dai
    Hey, can I be straight with you?
    Who are you to Kagura?
[06:20] Dai
    I don't want some rando calling
    her "Kagura" like they're close.
[06:23] Dai
    She's my gal.
[06:26] Kag
    Dai-chan, I mentioned this before.
[06:28] Kag
    Gin-chan's my Earth dad.
[06:32] Kag
    Wait, brother?
[06:36] Kag
    Oh, I know. He's like crab lice, 'kay?
[06:37] Gin
    Why did I regress to being crab lice?!
[06:40] Dai
    Y'know, you're going out with me.
    Why are you still living with your ex?
[06:44] Dai
    I won't stand for half-assing
    things like that.
[06:47] Dai
    Keep messing with my gal,
    and I'll make a mess of Earth.
[06:51] Dai
    FYI, we could wipe out your
    Earth if we wanted to.
[06:55] Dai
    If I say the word, my bros all
    over the galaxy will gather here.
[06:58] Gin
    Bring it!
[06:59] Gin
    Attack on anytime you want, titans!
[07:02] Gin
    I'll force a retreat back into space!
[07:05] Gin
    For your hairline, that is!
[07:10] UB
    Why my hairline?!
[07:12] Gin
    Calm down! You're a grown-up!
[07:14] Gin
    Now we're even!
[07:15] UB
    Grown-ups don't obsess over getting even!
[07:17] Gin
    I'm imagining things, right?
[07:18] Gin
    Some brain-dead boy is saying
    he'll wipe out Earth,
[07:21] Gin
    but only your hair roots
    will be wiped out, right?
[07:23] Gin
    Right? Right?!
[07:24] UB
    Just calm down, you two.
[07:27] UB
    Dai-kun, it's not what you think.
    These two aren't like that.
[07:30] UB
    Kagura's only working a live-in job here.
[07:33] UB
    Honestly, I'm against it too,
    but she doesn't listen to me.
[07:36] Dai
    For real? Who would want to work here?
[07:39] Shin
    Calm down!
[07:40] Dai
    But you can rest assured, Pops.
[07:43] Dai
    I'm gonna finish my work
    here and go back home soon.
[07:46] Dai
    I plan on taking Kagura with me.
[07:49] Kag
    Hey, what are you talking about?
[07:52] Dai
    Oh, keep your mouth shut.
[07:54] Dai
    I don't intend to half-ass
    things with Kagura.
[07:59] Dai
    I'm gonna marry her.
[08:04] Shin
    Hey! What are you two doing?!
[08:07] UB
    I'm imagining things, right?
[08:08] UB
    I think I heard the word "marry" just now,
    but I'm just imagining things, right?
[08:11] Gin
    Yeah, that's right. It's
    totally just your imagination.
[08:14] Kag
    Who said you could talk like that?
[08:16] Kag
    Marry me? That's news to me.
[08:18] Dai
    Oh, keep your mouth shut!
[08:20] Dai
    We're discussing something important here.
[08:22] Gin
    Uh, I'm not sure I follow. Aren't
    you skipping a few too many steps?
[08:26] Gin
    That stuff comes after
    dating and things going well.
[08:28] Gin
    And you haven't even started dating yet.
[08:30] Dai
    We don't need to do all that crap.
[08:33] Dai
    We're soulmates. Our hearts
    are totally resonating.
[08:38] Gin
    Oh, really?
[08:40] UB
    Now, now. Puppy love makes your
    mind go blank and blinds you.
[08:46] UB
    Most people start finding tons of faults
[08:48] UB
    and come to hate each other eventually.
[08:50] Dai
    Nah, that ain't happening with us.
[08:52] Dai
    I ain't got any faults.
[08:54] Dai
    And even if Kagura does, I've got
    the heart to accept them all.
[08:58] UB
    Oh, really?
[09:00] Gin
    Nah, you won't be saying that for long.
[09:04] Gin
    You'll learn how big a glutton
    she is once you live with her.
[09:07] Gin
    She'll destroy your food budget.
[09:08] Gin
    Plus she's crude and can't
    cook anything but egg-on-rice.
[09:11] Gin
    She's sure to be a useless housewife
    who doesn't do any housework.
[09:15] UB
    Yeah, yeah.
[09:16] UB
    Plus she's a 'kay addict
    who needs a trip to 'Kay A.
[09:19] UB
    And your kids will 100%
    inherit the bald gene.
[09:21] UB
    What do you even see in her?
[09:22] UB
    If I were you, I'd never pick her up
    if she was lying on the street.
[09:25] UB
    I'd take her to the lost and found!
[09:27] Kag
    Oh, really?!
[09:31] Kag
    This is perfect, then.
[09:33] Kag
    You can marry me off and get rid of me.
[09:36] Kag
    Fine by me, 'kay? I don't like
    half-assing things, either.
[09:39] Kag
    Guess we can date with
    an eye toward marriage.
[09:42] UB
    Wait!
[09:43] Gin
    That's not it!
[09:45] Dai
    Well, there you have it. You'll
    give us your blessings, right?
[09:49] Shin
    Now, now.
[09:50] Shin
    Calm down, all of you.
[09:52] Shin
    Putting aside the taking Kagura-chan
    along thing for now...
[09:55] Shin
    We'll just take it as a sign that you're
    serious about this relationship.
[10:00] Shin
    That's okay, right?
[10:01] Bo
    Hell no!
[10:04] UB
    You're just a rotten virgin with
    zero experience! Stay out of this!
[10:07] UB
    They're not getting engaged
    at such a young age!
[10:10] Gin
    Quit mouthing off about your naïve ideals!
[10:12] Gin
    Love is just a illusion!
[10:14] Gin
    True love only begins once that
    illusion wears off, you stupid brats!
[10:16] Shin
    Tell them, not me!
[10:19] Bo
    We're being grown-ups here
    because you told us to grow up!
[10:22] Shin
    Then say what you're
    supposed to as grown-ups!
[10:25] Gin
    What the hell, man?
    What's a grown-up, anyway?
[10:27] Gin
    I don't know anymore!
[10:28] Shin
    Meanwhile, those two went off on their date!
[10:34] Bo
    Ack!
[10:39] Kag
    Man, dating is a pain.
[10:43] Kag
    Can't we just stay friends?
[10:46] Kag
    We're only gonna be sparring
    like usual anyway, right?
[10:49] Dai
    Nah, it was only during the day so far,
[10:51] Dai
    but now we'll be able to spar at night, too.
[10:55] Dai
    More than anything, I don't
    wanna let anyone else have you.
[10:57] Kag
    I don't see why I have to be monopolized
    by either you or those morons.
[11:01] Dai
    Are you stupid? You know that ain't it.
[11:04] Dai
    If you love someone, you
    wanna make them yours alone.
[11:07] Dai
    Ain't it only natural to feel that way?
[11:10] Kag
    Well, I wouldn't really care
    if someone else took you.
[11:14] Dai
    Y-You just haven't realized that you're
    in love yet because you're such a child!
[11:18] Kag
    Then what? Those morons are saying
    they don't wanna give me away.
[11:21] Kag
    Are they in love with me, too?
[11:22] Dai
    That's a different kinda love. Like, familial.
[11:25] Dai
    But we gotta distance ourselves from
    that and find our own love someday.
[11:30] Kag
    I see. But in a way, they love me too, huh?
[11:37] Dai
    Hey, what are you smirking for?
[11:40] Kag
    No reason.
[11:43] Kag
    It's been a long day. I'm exhausted.
[11:46] Kag
    Let's save the date for another day, 'kay?
[11:48] Dai
    What? Why?!
[11:50] Dai
    I said I'm going back home soon, didn't I?
[11:53] Kag
    We can just have a
    long-distance relationship.
[11:55] Dai
    Hey, wait up!
[11:57] Dai
    Are you okay with being separated from me?
[12:00] Dai
    I could cheat on you back
    home! You okay with that?!
[12:03] Kag
    That's pretty much it, Dai-chan.
[12:05] Kag
    You can find love scattered anywhere.
[12:08] Kag
    But those scatterbrains...
[12:11] Kag
    ...I can only find here.
[12:15] Kag
    See you.
[12:16] Kag
    Write to me, 'kay?
[12:21] Dai
    I ain't letting you go, Kagura.
[12:24] Dai
    I ain't gonna accept a
    long-distance relationship.
[12:31] Dai
    I finally found robust genes that are
    worthy of being inherited by titans.
[12:39] Dai
    I can't let the people on this planet
    keep them all to themselves.
[12:45] Soyo
    What?!
[12:46] Soyo
    Kagura-chan and Prince Dai?!
[12:49] Soyo
    I didn't know those two had
    that kind of relationship.
[12:53] Soyo
    He took Kagura-chan from me.
    I feel a little burned.
[12:58] Bo
    Things really will burn.
[13:00] UB
    If you don't tell us where
    they hang out right now...
[13:05] Gin
    ...we'll burn down your castle.
[13:07] Shin
    Hey! The princess has
    nothing to do with this!
[13:10] Shin
    She didn't do anything wrong!
[13:12] Gin
    But you're the one who introduced
    him to Kagura, right?
[13:15] Gin
    Where did you guys hang out?
[13:17] Gin
    Which love hotel district?
    Which storeroom behind a gym?
[13:20] Gin
    Which orgy venue?
[13:21] Soyo
    We'd never hang out at such places!
[13:24] Soyo
    I-It was usually the
    river bank or the park...
[13:28] Soyo
    Hey!
[13:29] Soyo
    They might be gone already!
[13:33] Shin
    There they go.
[13:35] Shin
    What do you mean, they might be gone?
[13:39] Soyo
    Despite what the titans look like,
[13:43] Soyo
    they're a peaceful and quiet race as
    long as they can listen to hip hop.
[13:48] Soyo
    There's just one thing.
[13:50] Soyo
    Titan royalty have looked for their
    brides on other planets for generations.
[13:56] Soyo
    But what they do after
    they find her is crazy.
[14:00] Soyo
    They look to monopolize her genes.
[14:03] Soyo
    To prevent the spread of their perfect
    spouse's genes outside their own race,
[14:08] Soyo
    they eradicate all life on
    the bride's home planet,
[14:12] Soyo
    leaving no traces,
    not even a strand of DNA.
SIGN    Massive UFO in Edo Skies
[14:20] Hana
    Are you all seeing this?
[14:22] Hana
    Titans suddenly appeared in Edo,
[14:25] Hana
    with a huge ship that nearly covers
    the entire sky above the city.
[14:29] Hana
    Just who are they?
[14:32] Shin
    Dai-kun will destroy Earth?
[14:35] Shin
    No way! Did we treat him badly?
[14:37] Shin
    Did we act too much like
    an annoying mother-in-law?!
[14:40] Soyo
    That's not really the issue.
[14:43] Shin
    Forget coming to take our girl,
[14:46] Shin
    he came to take our Earth?!
[14:48] Shin
    Forget the bingo balls of life,
[14:49] Shin
    he came to crush the
    ball that gives us life?!
[14:53] Soyo
    We must stop the titans at once.
[14:55] Soyo
    I'll let Brother know and have the
    Bakufu Army move out right away.
[14:59] Shin
    You've got it wrong.
[15:01] Shin
    They aren't the ones we need to stop.
[15:06] Shin
    The titans aren't the ones we
    need to be truly afraid of.
[15:11] Hana
    Oh, look at that!
[15:13] Hana
    An army of titans dressed in
    formal attire is descending on us!
[15:22] Dai
    Earthlings.
[15:24] Dai
    As Planet Titan's representative,
    allow me to express our gratitude.
[15:30] Dai
    You have our heartfelt gratitude
    for giving us the perfect bride.
[15:38] Dai
    Rejoice.
[15:40] Dai
    With this ceremony,
[15:41] Dai
    Earthling DNA will gain eternal
    prosperity along with us titans.
[15:51] Dai
    Please give your blessings
    to our marriage ceremony.
[15:57] Hana
    I-Is this a wedding?
[16:00] Hana
    The titans have destroyed the city
    and built a big marriage venue!
[16:05] Hana
    Wait, is that...
[16:06] Hana
    An Earthling girl?!
[16:08] Hana
    The titans have taken a lone girl captive!
[16:12] P
    Do you promise to be true to
    her in good times and bad,
[16:16] P
    in sickness and in health, and to love
    and honor her all the days of your life?
[16:22] Dai
    I do.
[16:24] Hana
    Is this a ceremony to take
    that girl as his wife?
[16:29] P
    Bride. Do you promise to be true
    to him in good times and bad,
[16:33] P
    in sickness and in health, and to love
    and honor him all the days of your life?
[16:37] Dai
    She said she does.
[16:39] P
    You may now seal your vows with a kiss.
[16:46] Hana
    That innocent girl's purity is about
    to be taken by those massive lips!
[16:52] Dai
    Kagura...
[16:53] Dai
    Now your strong genes belong to me!
[16:57] Dai
    You should just look at me, and me alone.
[17:02] Shin
    Hold it right there!
[17:08] Dai
    Wait, father!
[17:09] Dai
    We can't! I don't swing that way!
[17:12] Dai
    Father? Father!
[17:16] Shin
    Dai-kun.
[17:17] Shin
    I'm sorry, but I can't
    let you have Kagura-chan.
[17:21] Shin
    You don't have the right
[17:25] Shin
    to call yourself her boyfriend.
[17:27] Dai
    Damn you...
[17:28] Dai
    How dare you ruin this sacred
    ceremony and my first kiss?!
[17:35] Shin
    It's too bad.
[17:36] Shin
    In your obsession with keeping
    Kagura-chan to yourself,
[17:39] Shin
    you trampled on her feelings and tried
    to take away something precious to her.
[17:43] Dai
    This has nothing to do with you! Piss off!
[17:46] Shin
    Do you understand?!
[17:48] Shin
    The dear daughter he raised was
    taken from him by some random guy,
[17:53] Shin
    and yet, for her sake, he tried
    to welcome him with a smile.
[17:56] Shin
    Do you understand that
    bald father's feelings?
[17:59] Shin
    Do you understand?
[18:00] Shin
    He let go of the person he'd
    protected with care for so long,
[18:03] Shin
    believed in the man she chose, and even
    tried to entrust his sword to him.
[18:08] Shin
    Do you understand that
    light-haired father's feelings?
[18:11] Shin
    Do you understand?
[18:12] Shin
    He actually felt really sad,
[18:14] Shin
    but held back his tears and played
    the straight man for Kagura's sake.
[18:18] Shin
    Do you understand how those
    father's glasses felt?!
[18:20] Dai
    Will you guys shut up about fathers already?
[18:23] Dai
    Quit poking your nose in
    a couple's relationship!
[18:25] Dai
    It's gross as hell!
[18:27] Dai
    If you can't let your child go,
    I'll lop off your arm for you!
[18:32] Dai
    Before the ceremony, cause a bloodbath
    with the annoying apes of Earth!
[18:37] Dai
    Offer them up as sacrifices for our wedding!
[18:40] Dai
    Attack on, titans!
[18:42] Hana
    Oh, no! Titans are pouring
    out of their mother ship!
[18:45] Hana
    Are we witnessing the apocalypse?!
[18:48] Dai
    Adios, fathers.
[18:50] Dai
    Your dear daughter belongs
    to me, the great Dai!
[18:54] Dai
    Huh? I don't think we arranged
    for a rice shower...
[18:59] Hana
    A rain of blood?
[19:01] Hana
    Can you believe it? Instead of a rice shower,
    a red shower of blood is raining down!
[19:06] Hana
    It's the blood of titans!
[19:08] Hana
    This isn't titans attacking on!
    It's an attack on titans!
[19:11] Dai
    N-No way.
[19:14] Shin
    Gross?
[19:17] Shin
    Fine by us.
[19:18] Shin
    Be it a boyfriend's possessiveness toward
    his girl, or a race's possessiveness,
[19:23] Shin
    all men are gross in one way
    or another, including you.
[19:25] Shin
    But that's nothing.
[19:27] Shin
    You're up against a father's gross
    possessiveness toward his daughter.
[19:31] Shin
    Don't think you can beat that!
[19:35] Gin
    Hey, boyfriend. I'm impressed.
[19:38] Gin
    I never expected you to be prepared
    to destroy Earth to make Kagura yours.
[19:44] Gin
    When you're asking someone for their
    daughter they raised with love,
[19:48] Gin
    you do need the balls to
    take an entire planet.
[19:51] Gin
    Yeah, it takes balls from
    both the taker and the giver.
[19:55] Dai
    You guys want to start a planetary
    war over a single girl?!
[20:00] UB
    As if grown-ass grown-ups would ever
    do that for a filthy brat like her.
[20:06] Gin
    You can take her with you, but...
[20:09] Bo
    Only once you grow up and learn how to bow!
[20:19] Gin
    We finally said something grown up.
[20:22] UB
    Yeah.
[20:23] UB
    Now we're full-fledged adults, too.
[20:26] Bo
    Oh...
[20:27] Bo
    We forgot about Kagura.
SIGN    Odd Jobs Gin-chan
[20:41] Shin
    Whoa, hold it.
[20:42] Shin
    What's with that huge letter?
[20:44] Kag
    It's a letter from Dai-chan from back home.
[20:48] Kag
    You guys should read it, too.
[20:49] Shin
    What? From that prince?
[20:52] Shin
    Are we gonna be okay? He's not
    declaring war or anything, right?
[20:55] Shin
    If he comes back to take Kagura-chan,
     what do we do, Gin-san?
[20:59] Gin
    Shinpachi, send a reply at once.
[21:01] UB
    "She's a good-for-nothing
    daughter, but please take—"
[21:07] Shin
    Uh...
[21:08] Shin
    "Thanks for taking care of
    me during my stay on Earth.
[21:12] Shin
    Interacting with a different culture,
    I've realized the importance of family.
[21:15] Shin
    In particular, I had the opportunity to
    learn all too well how great fathers are.
[21:18] Shin
    It was a great learning experience."
[21:20] Shin
    Huh? He's turned over a new leaf
    and become a different person!
[21:24] UB
    Well, his letters are always polite.
[21:27] Dai
    The next time I get a girlfriend,
[21:29] Dai
    I want to forget about our dated and evil
    customs and treat her family well, too.
[21:33] Dai
    In particular, I'll treat the father well.
[21:35] Dai
    I'll try not to defy the
    father, no matter what.
[21:38] Shin
    Uh, fathers have totally
    become a trauma to him now.
[21:41] UB
    Well, a lot happened, but
    all's well that ends well.
[21:45] UB
    He took a step forward as a person.
[21:47] UB
    With this, the home planet of those
    lugs should improve a little bit.
[21:50] Gin
    Apparently not.
[21:53] Dai
    P.S. I recently found some
    amazing genes that interest me.
[21:57] Dai
    Fathers really are amazing, huh?
[22:02] Shin
    Um...
[22:03] Shin
    I don't know about improving. If this
    keeps up, their planet will die out.
[22:07] Gin
    This is on you.
[22:08] Gin
    He awakened to the other side because
    of what you did to the priest.
[22:10] Shin
    Don't pin all the blame on me!
    You did this by going too far!
[22:13] Gin
    Tell the old man that. I'm not the father.
[22:16] UB
    What do you mean? I'm still
    young enough to be called "bro"!
[22:18] Gin
    Yeah, right, "bro." More like
    your hair all went "go home."
[22:21] UB
    They didn't go home! I'm
    still attacking on, fightan!
[22:23] Shin
    What happened to bro?
[22:25] Kag
    To Dai-chan.
[22:26] Kag
    I learned a lot thanks to you, too.
[22:30] Kag
    I don't really get the difference
    between romantic and familial love yet,
[22:34] Kag
    but for now,
[22:37] Kag
    I'm fine with having just
    these guys as boyfriends.
SIGN    A Bowl of Ramen
[23:49] Gin
    Next time: "A Bowl of Ramen."
SIGN    Next time, the widow running a ramen place,
SIGN    Ikumatsu, makes an appearance after ten long years.
SIGN    We have the always familiar, the nostalgic,
SIGN    and the somewhat different people all in one big gathering.


Revision #1
Created 2024-03-07 21:19:44 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-07 21:19:45 UTC by whimsee