# E330 - My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired Dad, and My Dad's Glasses
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYE509MQR/my-bald-dad-my-light-haired-dad-and-my-dads-glasses)
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**[00:05] Kag**
Let me introduce you, 'kay?
**[00:06] Kag**
This is my boyfriend,
Dai-chan from Planet Titan.
**[00:10] Shin**
Huh?
**[00:11] Shin**
Wait, what?!
**[00:14] Shin**
Kagura-chan, what do you mean, Titan?!
**[00:17] Gin**
Hey, what's the meaning of
this? This isn't what you said!
**[00:21] UB**
Kagura-chan, who was the boy
that gave you the letter, then?
**[00:24] Kag**
Oh, he was just a friend who handed
over the letter in Dai-chan's place.
**[00:29] Kag**
Dai-chan's too big to write a letter,
**[00:32] Kag**
and it seems he was too shy
to hand it over himself.
**[00:34] Shin**
Uh... Wait, you actually
had such a huge friend?
**[00:38] Kag**
Yep. Soyo-chan introduced us.
**[00:41] Shin**
The princess?
**[00:42] Kag**
Believe it or not, Dai-chan's
the prince of Planet Titan.
**[00:45] Kag**
But being so big, he had no one to play with
and nowhere he could play, so he was bored.
**[00:53] Kag**
So I played with him, 'kay?
**[00:55] Kag**
And then he got attached to me.
**[01:03] G**
Monsters!
**[01:04] Gin**
*I don't know if I'd call this "attached"...*
**[01:07] Bo**
* It looks more like he brought*
* an army to conquer Earth!*
***SIGN*** Gintama
***SIGN*** Slip Arc
***SIGN*** My Bald Dad, My Light-Haired
Dad, and My Dad's Glasses
***SIGN*** Watch the Slip Arc in a bright room and
at a safe distance from your TV!
**[02:48] Kag**
Awesome, right? I totally got the
jump on the bingo balls of life.
**[02:51] Gin**
You may have hit bingo with royalty...
**[02:53] Gin**
But his balls are way too big! Riding those
would be harder than riding a Gundam!
**[02:57] Kag**
Anyway, don't be so nervous,
'kay? Take a seat, Dai-chan.
**[03:05] Gin**
*Huh? Wait, what now?*
**[03:08] Gin**
* Is this the boy? Is this*
* really the boyfriend?*
**[03:10] Gin**
* What's a "boyfriend,"*
* again? How is it spelled?*
**[03:13] UB**
*Calm down. He's just a big boyfriend.*
**[03:16] UB**
* A father whose daughter's boyfriend*
* thinks he's a pushover is done for.*
**[03:19] UB**
Oh, I see. So you're Kagura's boyfriend.
**[03:23] UB**
Thanks for being there for her.
**[03:25] UB**
I'm her father.
**[03:26] Gin**
*That's the space-famous Umibozu for you.*
**[03:29] Gin**
* With no fear of the massive boyfriend,*
* he showed off how dignified a father can be.*
**[03:38] Gin**
*F-F...*
**[03:40] Gin**
*Father!*
**[03:42] Shin**
Umibozu-san!
**[03:44] Shin**
He's been turned to mincemeat!
Only one of his b*lls remains!
**[03:47] Gin**
That's not one of his b*lls!
It's just his cue ball!
**[03:49] Dai**
Ah, my bad.
**[03:51] Dai**
Damn, I overdid it.
**[03:53] Dai**
I ain't been on Earth long,
**[03:57] Dai**
so I don't really get how to do
greetings or, like, the bowing thing.
**[04:01] Dai**
And, like, I can't stand that
kinda formal crap, anyway.
**[04:06] Dai**
You can ignore the prince thing, so why
don't we keep things frank and casual, Pops?
**[04:11] Dai**
Since you're Kagura's old man,
I already consider you a bro.
**[04:15] Dai**
Oh, could you tell me your email address?
**[04:17] UB**
I see. Then I'll tell you...
**[04:20] UB**
the email address to Hell!
**[04:26] Gin**
Why me?!
**[04:27] UB**
C-Calm down! Grow up!
**[04:30] UB**
You promised to be a grown-up today!
**[04:31] Gin**
*You* calm down!
**[04:33] UB**
He comes across as incredibly audacious,
but I'm imagining things, right?
**[04:36] UB**
It just seems like he's looking down
on us because he's so huge, right?
**[04:38] UB**
Kids these days are all
like that, right? Right?!
**[04:41] Gin**
We'll never get anywhere if you
get pissed by whatever a kid says.
**[04:45] Gin**
Let me handle this.
**[04:47] Gin**
Y-Yeah, Earth's societal norms
are too complicated, huh?
**[04:51] Gin**
We just wanted to meet
Kagura's friend, is all.
**[04:55] Gin**
Anyway, make yourself at home. Want some tea?
**[04:57] Dai**
Nah, I'm good. I'm chewing gum.
**[04:59] Gin**
Really? We have snacks, too.
**[05:02] Dai**
Seriously, I'm good. Earth
food doesn't suit my taste.
**[05:05] Gin**
Oh, really?
**[05:06] Gin**
* Could he be any more blunt?*
* Is he messing with me?*
**[05:10] Gin**
What do you usually eat?
**[05:11] Gin**
Your size must complicate things.
**[05:15] Dai**
Hip hop.
**[05:16] Gin**
*What do you mean, you eat hip hop?*
**[05:19] Dai**
The only things on Earth that suit
my tastes are hip hop and reggae.
**[05:24] Dai**
They're music of the soul, check it out.
**[05:28] Kag**
Apparently, everyone on
his planet is a b-boy.
**[05:31] Gin**
*Uh, you guys are just big boys!*
**[05:33] Dai**
Everything else is old-fashioned and lame.
**[05:36] Gin**
* Look who's talking! You're*
* all dressed like cavemen!*
**[05:40] Dai**
Honestly, I was shocked I had to
come meet my girlfriend's folks.
**[05:43] Gin**
Huh? Why?
**[05:44] Dai**
What matters is how the couple
feels in their hearts.
**[05:48] Dai**
Parents sticking their nose
into it is totally lame, I say.
**[05:52] Dai**
Earth is pretty behind the times, huh?
**[05:54] Gin**
Really? I can't tell. Are we?
**[05:58] Gin**
Anyway, isn't it normal to be worried about
the kind of friends your daughter has?
**[06:03] Gin**
Right, Kagura?
**[06:04] Dai**
Y'know, I've been meaning to point this out.
**[06:06] Dai**
I'm not her friend.
**[06:08] Dai**
I'm her boyfriend.
**[06:10] Gin**
Oh, sorry. Boyfriend, huh?
**[06:12] Gin**
I hate to say it, but that
word doesn't exist on Earth.
**[06:15] Gin**
Right, Kagura?
**[06:16] Dai**
Hey, can I be straight with you?
Who are you to Kagura?
**[06:20] Dai**
I don't want some rando calling
her "Kagura" like they're close.
**[06:23] Dai**
She's my gal.
**[06:26] Kag**
Dai-chan, I mentioned this before.
**[06:28] Kag**
Gin-chan's my Earth dad.
**[06:32] Kag**
Wait, brother?
**[06:36] Kag**
Oh, I know. He's like crab lice, 'kay?
**[06:37] Gin**
*Why did I regress to being crab lice?!*
**[06:40] Dai**
Y'know, you're going out with me.
Why are you still living with your ex?
**[06:44] Dai**
I won't stand for half-assing
things like that.
**[06:47] Dai**
Keep messing with my gal,
and I'll make a mess of Earth.
**[06:51] Dai**
FYI, we could wipe out your
Earth if we wanted to.
**[06:55] Dai**
If I say the word, my bros all
over the galaxy will gather here.
**[06:58] Gin**
Bring it!
**[06:59] Gin**
Attack on anytime you want, titans!
**[07:02] Gin**
I'll force a retreat back into space!
**[07:05] Gin**
For your hairline, that is!
**[07:10] UB**
Why my hairline?!
**[07:12] Gin**
Calm down! You're a grown-up!
**[07:14] Gin**
Now we're even!
**[07:15] UB**
Grown-ups don't obsess over getting even!
**[07:17] Gin**
I'm imagining things, right?
**[07:18] Gin**
Some brain-dead boy is saying
he'll wipe out Earth,
**[07:21] Gin**
but only your hair roots
will be wiped out, right?
**[07:23] Gin**
Right? Right?!
**[07:24] UB**
Just calm down, you two.
**[07:27] UB**
Dai-kun, it's not what you think.
These two aren't like that.
**[07:30] UB**
Kagura's only working a live-in job here.
**[07:33] UB**
Honestly, I'm against it too,
but she doesn't listen to me.
**[07:36] Dai**
For real? Who would want to work here?
**[07:39] Shin**
Calm down!
**[07:40] Dai**
But you can rest assured, Pops.
**[07:43] Dai**
I'm gonna finish my work
here and go back home soon.
**[07:46] Dai**
I plan on taking Kagura with me.
**[07:49] Kag**
Hey, what are you talking about?
**[07:52] Dai**
Oh, keep your mouth shut.
**[07:54] Dai**
I don't intend to half-ass
things with Kagura.
**[07:59] Dai**
I'm gonna marry her.
**[08:04] Shin**
Hey! What are you two doing?!
**[08:07] UB**
I'm imagining things, right?
**[08:08] UB**
I think I heard the word "marry" just now,
but I'm just imagining things, right?
**[08:11] Gin**
Yeah, that's right. It's
totally just your imagination.
**[08:14] Kag**
Who said you could talk like that?
**[08:16] Kag**
Marry me? That's news to me.
**[08:18] Dai**
Oh, keep your mouth shut!
**[08:20] Dai**
We're discussing something important here.
**[08:22] Gin**
Uh, I'm not sure I follow. Aren't
you skipping a few too many steps?
**[08:26] Gin**
That stuff comes after
dating and things going well.
**[08:28] Gin**
And you haven't even started dating yet.
**[08:30] Dai**
We don't need to do all that crap.
**[08:33] Dai**
We're soulmates. Our hearts
are totally resonating.
**[08:38] Gin**
Oh, really?
**[08:40] UB**
Now, now. Puppy love makes your
mind go blank and blinds you.
**[08:46] UB**
Most people start finding tons of faults
**[08:48] UB**
and come to hate each other eventually.
**[08:50] Dai**
Nah, that ain't happening with us.
**[08:52] Dai**
I ain't got any faults.
**[08:54] Dai**
And even if Kagura does, I've got
the heart to accept them all.
**[08:58] UB**
Oh, really?
**[09:00] Gin**
Nah, you won't be saying that for long.
**[09:04] Gin**
You'll learn how big a glutton
she is once you live with her.
**[09:07] Gin**
She'll destroy your food budget.
**[09:08] Gin**
Plus she's crude and can't
cook anything but egg-on-rice.
**[09:11] Gin**
She's sure to be a useless housewife
who doesn't do any housework.
**[09:15] UB**
Yeah, yeah.
**[09:16] UB**
Plus she's a 'kay addict
who needs a trip to 'Kay A.
**[09:19] UB**
And your kids will 100%
inherit the bald gene.
**[09:21] UB**
What do you even see in her?
**[09:22] UB**
If I were you, I'd never pick her up
if she was lying on the street.
**[09:25] UB**
I'd take her to the lost and found!
**[09:27] Kag**
Oh, really?!
**[09:31] Kag**
This is perfect, then.
**[09:33] Kag**
You can marry me off and get rid of me.
**[09:36] Kag**
Fine by me, 'kay? I don't like
half-assing things, either.
**[09:39] Kag**
Guess we can date with
an eye toward marriage.
**[09:42] UB**
Wait!
**[09:43] Gin**
That's not it!
**[09:45] Dai**
Well, there you have it. You'll
give us your blessings, right?
**[09:49] Shin**
Now, now.
**[09:50] Shin**
Calm down, all of you.
**[09:52] Shin**
Putting aside the taking Kagura-chan
along thing for now...
**[09:55] Shin**
We'll just take it as a sign that you're
serious about this relationship.
**[10:00] Shin**
That's okay, right?
**[10:01] Bo**
Hell no!
**[10:04] UB**
You're just a rotten virgin with
zero experience! Stay out of this!
**[10:07] UB**
They're not getting engaged
at such a young age!
**[10:10] Gin**
Quit mouthing off about your naïve ideals!
**[10:12] Gin**
Love is just a illusion!
**[10:14] Gin**
True love only begins once that
illusion wears off, you stupid brats!
**[10:16] Shin**
Tell them, not me!
**[10:19] Bo**
We're being grown-ups here
because you told us to grow up!
**[10:22] Shin**
Then say what you're
supposed to as grown-ups!
**[10:25] Gin**
What the hell, man?
What's a grown-up, anyway?
**[10:27] Gin**
I don't know anymore!
**[10:28] Shin**
Meanwhile, those two went off on their date!
**[10:34] Bo**
Ack!
**[10:39] Kag**
Man, dating is a pain.
**[10:43] Kag**
Can't we just stay friends?
**[10:46] Kag**
We're only gonna be sparring
like usual anyway, right?
**[10:49] Dai**
Nah, it was only during the day so far,
**[10:51] Dai**
but now we'll be able to spar at night, too.
**[10:55] Dai**
More than anything, I don't
wanna let anyone else have you.
**[10:57] Kag**
I don't see why I have to be monopolized
by either you or those morons.
**[11:01] Dai**
Are you stupid? You know that ain't it.
**[11:04] Dai**
If you love someone, you
wanna make them yours alone.
**[11:07] Dai**
Ain't it only natural to feel that way?
**[11:10] Kag**
Well, I wouldn't really care
if someone else took you.
**[11:14] Dai**
Y-You just haven't realized that you're
in love yet because you're such a child!
**[11:18] Kag**
Then what? Those morons are saying
they don't wanna give me away.
**[11:21] Kag**
Are they in love with me, too?
**[11:22] Dai**
That's a different kinda love. Like, familial.
**[11:25] Dai**
But we gotta distance ourselves from
that and find our own love someday.
**[11:30] Kag**
I see. But in a way, they love me too, huh?
**[11:37] Dai**
Hey, what are you smirking for?
**[11:40] Kag**
No reason.
**[11:43] Kag**
It's been a long day. I'm exhausted.
**[11:46] Kag**
Let's save the date for another day, 'kay?
**[11:48] Dai**
What? Why?!
**[11:50] Dai**
I said I'm going back home soon, didn't I?
**[11:53] Kag**
We can just have a
long-distance relationship.
**[11:55] Dai**
Hey, wait up!
**[11:57] Dai**
Are you okay with being separated from me?
**[12:00] Dai**
I could cheat on you back
home! You okay with that?!
**[12:03] Kag**
That's pretty much it, Dai-chan.
**[12:05] Kag**
You can find love scattered anywhere.
**[12:08] Kag**
But those scatterbrains...
**[12:11] Kag**
...I can only find here.
**[12:15] Kag**
See you.
**[12:16] Kag**
Write to me, 'kay?
**[12:21] Dai**
I ain't letting you go, Kagura.
**[12:24] Dai**
I ain't gonna accept a
long-distance relationship.
**[12:31] Dai**
I finally found robust genes that are
worthy of being inherited by titans.
**[12:39] Dai**
I can't let the people on this planet
keep them all to themselves.
**[12:45] Soyo**
What?!
**[12:46] Soyo**
Kagura-chan and Prince Dai?!
**[12:49] Soyo**
I didn't know those two had
that kind of relationship.
**[12:53] Soyo**
He took Kagura-chan from me.
I feel a little burned.
**[12:58] Bo**
Things really will burn.
**[13:00] UB**
If you don't tell us where
they hang out right now...
**[13:05] Gin**
...we'll burn down your castle.
**[13:07] Shin**
Hey! The princess has
nothing to do with this!
**[13:10] Shin**
She didn't do anything wrong!
**[13:12] Gin**
But you're the one who introduced
him to Kagura, right?
**[13:15] Gin**
Where did you guys hang out?
**[13:17] Gin**
Which love hotel district?
Which storeroom behind a gym?
**[13:20] Gin**
Which orgy venue?
**[13:21] Soyo**
We'd never hang out at such places!
**[13:24] Soyo**
I-It was usually the
river bank or the park...
**[13:28] Soyo**
Hey!
**[13:29] Soyo**
They might be gone already!
**[13:33] Shin**
There they go.
**[13:35] Shin**
What do you mean, they might be gone?
**[13:39] Soyo**
Despite what the titans look like,
**[13:43] Soyo**
they're a peaceful and quiet race as
long as they can listen to hip hop.
**[13:48] Soyo**
There's just one thing.
**[13:50] Soyo**
Titan royalty have looked for their
brides on other planets for generations.
**[13:56] Soyo**
But what they do after
they find her is crazy.
**[14:00] Soyo**
They look to monopolize her genes.
**[14:03] Soyo**
To prevent the spread of their perfect
spouse's genes outside their own race,
**[14:08] Soyo**
they eradicate all life on
the bride's home planet,
**[14:12] Soyo**
leaving no traces,
not even a strand of DNA.
***SIGN*** Massive UFO in Edo Skies
**[14:20] Hana**
Are you all seeing this?
**[14:22] Hana**
Titans suddenly appeared in Edo,
**[14:25] Hana**
with a huge ship that nearly covers
the entire sky above the city.
**[14:29] Hana**
Just who are they?
**[14:32] Shin**
Dai-kun will destroy Earth?
**[14:35] Shin**
No way! Did we treat him badly?
**[14:37] Shin**
Did we act too much like
an annoying mother-in-law?!
**[14:40] Soyo**
That's not really the issue.
**[14:43] Shin**
Forget coming to take our girl,
**[14:46] Shin**
he came to take our Earth?!
**[14:48] Shin**
Forget the bingo balls of life,
**[14:49] Shin**
he came to crush the
ball that gives us life?!
**[14:53] Soyo**
We must stop the titans at once.
**[14:55] Soyo**
I'll let Brother know and have the
Bakufu Army move out right away.
**[14:59] Shin**
You've got it wrong.
**[15:01] Shin**
They aren't the ones we need to stop.
**[15:06] Shin**
The titans aren't the ones we
need to be truly afraid of.
**[15:11] Hana**
Oh, look at that!
**[15:13] Hana**
An army of titans dressed in
formal attire is descending on us!
**[15:22] Dai**
Earthlings.
**[15:24] Dai**
As Planet Titan's representative,
allow me to express our gratitude.
**[15:30] Dai**
You have our heartfelt gratitude
for giving us the perfect bride.
**[15:38] Dai**
Rejoice.
**[15:40] Dai**
With this ceremony,
**[15:41] Dai**
Earthling DNA will gain eternal
prosperity along with us titans.
**[15:51] Dai**
Please give your blessings
to our marriage ceremony.
**[15:57] Hana**
I-Is this a wedding?
**[16:00] Hana**
The titans have destroyed the city
and built a big marriage venue!
**[16:05] Hana**
Wait, is that...
**[16:06] Hana**
An Earthling girl?!
**[16:08] Hana**
The titans have taken a lone girl captive!
**[16:12] P**
Do you promise to be true to
her in good times and bad,
**[16:16] P**
in sickness and in health, and to love
and honor her all the days of your life?
**[16:22] Dai**
I do.
**[16:24] Hana**
Is this a ceremony to take
that girl as his wife?
**[16:29] P**
Bride. Do you promise to be true
to him in good times and bad,
**[16:33] P**
in sickness and in health, and to love
and honor him all the days of your life?
**[16:37] Dai**
She said she does.
**[16:39] P**
You may now seal your vows with a kiss.
**[16:46] Hana**
That innocent girl's purity is about
to be taken by those massive lips!
**[16:52] Dai**
*Kagura...*
**[16:53] Dai**
*Now your strong genes belong to me!*
**[16:57] Dai**
*You should just look at me, and me alone.*
**[17:02] Shin**
Hold it right there!
**[17:08] Dai**
Wait, father!
**[17:09] Dai**
We can't! I don't swing that way!
**[17:12] Dai**
Father? Father!
**[17:16] Shin**
Dai-kun.
**[17:17] Shin**
I'm sorry, but I can't
let you have Kagura-chan.
**[17:21] Shin**
You don't have the right
**[17:25] Shin**
to call yourself her boyfriend.
**[17:27] Dai**
Damn you...
**[17:28] Dai**
How dare you ruin this sacred
ceremony and my first kiss?!
**[17:35] Shin**
It's too bad.
**[17:36] Shin**
In your obsession with keeping
Kagura-chan to yourself,
**[17:39] Shin**
you trampled on her feelings and tried
to take away something precious to her.
**[17:43] Dai**
This has nothing to do with you! Piss off!
**[17:46] Shin**
Do you understand?!
**[17:48] Shin**
The dear daughter he raised was
taken from him by some random guy,
**[17:53] Shin**
and yet, for her sake, he tried
to welcome him with a smile.
**[17:56] Shin**
Do you understand that
bald father's feelings?
**[17:59] Shin**
Do you understand?
**[18:00] Shin**
He let go of the person he'd
protected with care for so long,
**[18:03] Shin**
believed in the man she chose, and even
tried to entrust his sword to him.
**[18:08] Shin**
Do you understand that
light-haired father's feelings?
**[18:11] Shin**
Do you understand?
**[18:12] Shin**
He actually felt really sad,
**[18:14] Shin**
but held back his tears and played
the straight man for Kagura's sake.
**[18:18] Shin**
Do you understand how those
father's glasses felt?!
**[18:20] Dai**
Will you guys shut up about fathers already?
**[18:23] Dai**
Quit poking your nose in
a couple's relationship!
**[18:25] Dai**
It's gross as hell!
**[18:27] Dai**
If you can't let your child go,
I'll lop off your arm for you!
**[18:32] Dai**
Before the ceremony, cause a bloodbath
with the annoying apes of Earth!
**[18:37] Dai**
Offer them up as sacrifices for our wedding!
**[18:40] Dai**
Attack on, titans!
**[18:42] Hana**
Oh, no! Titans are pouring
out of their mother ship!
**[18:45] Hana**
Are we witnessing the apocalypse?!
**[18:48] Dai**
Adios, fathers.
**[18:50] Dai**
Your dear daughter belongs
to me, the great Dai!
**[18:54] Dai**
Huh? I don't think we arranged
for a rice shower...
**[18:59] Hana**
A rain of blood?
**[19:01] Hana**
Can you believe it? Instead of a rice shower,
a red shower of blood is raining down!
**[19:06] Hana**
It's the blood of titans!
**[19:08] Hana**
This isn't titans attacking on!
It's an attack on titans!
**[19:11] Dai**
N-No way.
**[19:14] Shin**
Gross?
**[19:17] Shin**
Fine by us.
**[19:18] Shin**
Be it a boyfriend's possessiveness toward
his girl, or a race's possessiveness,
**[19:23] Shin**
all men are gross in one way
or another, including you.
**[19:25] Shin**
But that's nothing.
**[19:27] Shin**
You're up against a father's gross
possessiveness toward his daughter.
**[19:31] Shin**
Don't think you can beat that!
**[19:35] Gin**
Hey, boyfriend. I'm impressed.
**[19:38] Gin**
I never expected you to be prepared
to destroy Earth to make Kagura yours.
**[19:44] Gin**
When you're asking someone for their
daughter they raised with love,
**[19:48] Gin**
you do need the balls to
take an entire planet.
**[19:51] Gin**
Yeah, it takes balls from
both the taker and the giver.
**[19:55] Dai**
You guys want to start a planetary
war over a single girl?!
**[20:00] UB**
As if grown-ass grown-ups would ever
do that for a filthy brat like her.
**[20:06] Gin**
You can take her with you, but...
**[20:09] Bo**
Only once you grow up and learn how to bow!
**[20:19] Gin**
We finally said something grown up.
**[20:22] UB**
Yeah.
**[20:23] UB**
Now we're full-fledged adults, too.
**[20:26] Bo**
Oh...
**[20:27] Bo**
We forgot about Kagura.
***SIGN*** Odd Jobs Gin-chan
**[20:41] Shin**
Whoa, hold it.
**[20:42] Shin**
What's with that huge letter?
**[20:44] Kag**
It's a letter from Dai-chan from back home.
**[20:48] Kag**
You guys should read it, too.
**[20:49] Shin**
What? From that prince?
**[20:52] Shin**
Are we gonna be okay? He's not
declaring war or anything, right?
**[20:55] Shin**
If he comes back to take Kagura-chan,
what do we do, Gin-san?
**[20:59] Gin**
Shinpachi, send a reply at once.
**[21:01] UB**
"She's a good-for-nothing
daughter, but please take—"
**[21:07] Shin**
Uh...
**[21:08] Shin**
"Thanks for taking care of
me during my stay on Earth.
**[21:12] Shin**
Interacting with a different culture,
I've realized the importance of family.
**[21:15] Shin**
In particular, I had the opportunity to
learn all too well how great fathers are.
**[21:18] Shin**
It was a great learning experience."
**[21:20] Shin**
Huh? He's turned over a new leaf
and become a different person!
**[21:24] UB**
Well, his letters are always polite.
**[21:27] Dai**
*The next time I get a girlfriend,*
**[21:29] Dai**
* I want to forget about our dated and evil*
* customs and treat her family well, too.*
**[21:33] Dai**
*In particular, I'll treat the father well.*
**[21:35] Dai**
* I'll try not to defy the*
* father, no matter what.*
**[21:38] Shin**
Uh, fathers have totally
become a trauma to him now.
**[21:41] UB**
Well, a lot happened, but
all's well that ends well.
**[21:45] UB**
He took a step forward as a person.
**[21:47] UB**
With this, the home planet of those
lugs should improve a little bit.
**[21:50] Gin**
Apparently not.
**[21:53] Dai**
* P.S. I recently found some*
* amazing genes that interest me.*
**[21:57] Dai**
*Fathers really are amazing, huh?*
**[22:02] Shin**
Um...
**[22:03] Shin**
I don't know about improving. If this
keeps up, their planet will die out.
**[22:07] Gin**
This is on you.
**[22:08] Gin**
He awakened to the other side because
of what you did to the priest.
**[22:10] Shin**
Don't pin all the blame on me!
You did this by going too far!
**[22:13] Gin**
Tell the old man that. I'm not the father.
**[22:16] UB**
What do you mean? I'm still
young enough to be called "bro"!
**[22:18] Gin**
Yeah, right, "bro." More like
your hair all went "go home."
**[22:21] UB**
They didn't go home! I'm
still attacking on, fightan!
**[22:23] Shin**
What happened to bro?
**[22:25] Kag**
*To Dai-chan.*
**[22:26] Kag**
*I learned a lot thanks to you, too.*
**[22:30] Kag**
* I don't really get the difference*
* between romantic and familial love yet,*
**[22:34] Kag**
*but for now,*
**[22:37] Kag**
* I'm fine with having just*
* these guys as boyfriends.*
***SIGN*** A Bowl of Ramen
**[23:49] Gin**
Next time: "A Bowl of Ramen."
***SIGN*** Next time, the widow running a ramen place,
***SIGN*** Ikumatsu, makes an appearance after ten long years.
***SIGN*** We have the always familiar, the nostalgic,
***SIGN*** and the somewhat different people all in one big gathering.