87 - It's Life!!!!

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    Previously on Fairy Tail:
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    Aye! I'm reporting live from E-Land!
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    Can everyone see this?
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    I can't believe there's an amusement
    park in the middle of Edolas's castle!
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    How whacked-out is this King anyway?
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    It's not all fun, either. You'll
    encounter many things...
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    Everyone check out all the
    different kinds of attractions!
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    Edolas.
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    It is a world which is losing its magic.
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    The people live their lives with
    magic as a limited commodity.
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    All Wizard Guilds have been disbanded,
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    but there are still those
    who resist and continue on.
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    And their name is the Dark Guild, Fairy Tail!
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    And now the curtain has risen
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    on the battle between the Fairy Tail
    wizards that came from Earthland,
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    and the Magic Regiments of the Royal Army!
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    Do you return to your cells, or die here?
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    Sugar Boy, we don't have
    to give them the choice.
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    Oh, yeah?
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    We've finished extracting
    the dragon's magic power.
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    If Code ETD is a success, we'll have
    no need for the Dragon Slayers.
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    You Earthlanders with no concept of
    the value of magic will die here!
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    The ship?!
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    It's Life!!!!
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    An ice shield?
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    So, this is Earthland magic?
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    You really don't use tools, do you?
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    I've never seen it before.
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    There's flames around his legs!
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    Here I come!
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    Return our friends!
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    Friends?
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    Your "friends" will mix with Extalia's magic,
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    and become an eternal supply of magic power!
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    Why're you still blabbing about
    that? I said we ain't gonna let you!
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    Natsu, behind you!
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    What's this?
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    We're sinking into the floor?
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    No way that'll hit me!
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    Oh, we'll see about that.
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    Hell's Tornado!
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    What?
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    What the heck?!
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    It's shooting out the rail it's going along!
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    He sounds like he's enjoying it...
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    Anyway, my weapon, the Command Tact, can cause
    all the attractions here to freely move at will!
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    Who cares if you can move 'em all you want?
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    All I gotta do is bust 'em up!
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    That's not good, you imbecile.
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    What'd you call me?!
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    There's more than one Hell's Coaster!
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    And it plays a beautiful
    symphony, which I conduct!
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    Hey, let me go!
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    This attraction considers the safety
    of its guests its number one priority.
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    Tee-hee!
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    Using enough magic power, the Hell's Coaster
    can accelerate to 10 times normal speed.
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    I don't care who you are, 5
    minutes riding that and...
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    It hasn't been more than 10 seconds!
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    Whoa, what's with this guy? He's so weak!
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    What is this?
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    Things aren't going well over there.
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    We're not doing so well here, either!
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    Lucy, pull Natsu out of there!
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    How?
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    You're not going to...
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    Get going!
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    Please stop this thing!
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    This girl is pretty brave...
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    Natsu!
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    Lucy, I'm counting on you!
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    Ice Make Flying Claw!
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    If you had that kind of magic, wouldn't
    it have been better if you rescued him?
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    Then no one would be around to kick your ass!
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    You have quite the confidence.
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    Ice Make Death Scythe!
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    So cold...
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    I see.
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    Ice magic, yes...
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    What the hell is going on?
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    I think I may be at an advantage here.
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    This weapon, Rossa Espada,
    softens anything and everything.
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    It is really, truly, unfortunate...
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    Natsu, pull yourself together!
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    What's with these things?
    They won't come off!
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    I said pull it together, sheesh!
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    Not a chance!
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    I-I'm saved...
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    Take a look at that!
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    Oh, thanks for that.
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    Water?
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    That's Edolas's magic! Like, whoa, right?
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    And this wonderful magic
    will be gone pretty soon...
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    I don't even wanna think about it!
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    That's why you'll kill them?
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    You'll kill my friends and the
    Exceeds for your convenience?
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    That's right.
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    They'll be sacrificed for the
    sake of our eternal magic supply.
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    Screw that.
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    My friends are still alive.
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    And the Exceeds are still alive.
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    Something's more important than
    whether or not there's magic power...
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    It's called living.
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    It's life!!!!
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    Natsu...
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    Natsu, get down!
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    Gate of the Water Bearer, I open thee!
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    Aquarius!
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    Please!
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    I know already.
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    The water...
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    What's wrong, Aquarius?
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    I cannot control this water!
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    I told you once already... Everything
    in this amusement park is my weapon!
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    Lucy, take cover!
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    Your Highness, all the preparations
    have been completed.
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    We have reached the final stage of Code ETD.
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    Farewell, God!
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    The magic power we extracted
    from the Dragon Slayers
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    can be thought of as giant chains enabling
    you to move the floating islands at will.
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    Then, once the floating islands
    are under your control,
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    all you need to do is simply ram that
    lacrima into those damn cats' kingdom...
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    Do that, and the magic
    power will fuse together,
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    and an eternity of magic power
    will rain down on our kingdom.
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    The Edolas magic spell, Dragon Chain Cannon.
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    A device which utilizes the
    magic power of dragons.
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    Presently, it cannot be used as a weapon.
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    Now, Your Highness...
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    The key to activate the
    Dragon Chain Cannon...
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    Your Highness!
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    Your Highness, wait!
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    Hey, Coco!
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    How many times have I told you
    not to run around near the king!
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    Please stop this!
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    Lily is there on that lacrima island!
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    You ain't bad!
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    So this is Earthland magic...
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    It is quite intriguing.
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    This is getting exciting!
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    Finally, a guy that's actually near my level!
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    This isn't the time to be enjoying yourself!
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    And besides, you're heavy, Gajeel!
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    Well, not as heavy as Lucy...
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    You sure you should be sayin' that?
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    Lucy's gonna pulverize you.
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    I take back what I said!
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    You can put me down.
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    Aye!
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    You're Salamander's cat, yeah...
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    I'll look forward to fightin' in
    the air when I find my own cat.
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    Gajeel...
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    Magic Charging Complete.
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    Master Ma'am, reactivate!
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    But damn, that's one big sword.
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    Aye!
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    If we measure it this way,
    it's 4 Panther Lily's big!
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    Who gives a crap about it?
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    Chatting during a battle?
    You are overly confident.
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    He chopped off some of the island!
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    It ain't just big... The guy who's
    wielding it is skilled as well.
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    I'll make you nothing more than rust
    on my Great Sword, Master Ma'am!
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    Earthland wizard!
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    I see. But you know, rust is pretty.
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    Aye! Gajeel's iron, after all!
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    Here I go!
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    Bring it!
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    If you activate the plan now,
    Lily will be caught up in it!
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    And what about it?
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    He's our ally!
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    Coco, he will be a martyr to
    our great Kingdom's future!
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    But...
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    I don't want Lily to die!
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    Who cares what happens to that damn Exceed?
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    No, no!
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    I said no!
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    What are you...
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    Coco!
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    You have always loved to run.
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    And I loved to watch you run around...
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    Hand the key over to me.
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    Coco!
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    Bydo, after her! Right now!
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    Y-Yes, sire!
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    It hurts! It hurts!
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    I've never had my feet feel such pain!
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    Even I want everlasting magic power!
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    But I don't want Lily to die!
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    What'll I do? What'll I do?
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    Where am I?
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    And hey, where's Lucy?
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    You okay?
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    Hey!
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    Natsu, here! I'm in here!
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    Get me outta here!
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    Why're you in a a place like that?
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    How should I know?
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    Before I realized it, I was in this dark,
    cramped place and couldn't get out!
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    What's with the face?
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    What're you doing in that outfit?!
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    Huh?!
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    Costume actor box...
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    Now, dress up in a wonderful outfit and set
    forth on your journey to Fairy Tale land!
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    Fairy Tale?
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    There's a dial here!
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    Put me back to normal.
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    Righto!
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    Stop playin' around!
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    W-Wait...
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    Now, you stop playin' around!
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    Where'd you go, Earthland wizards?
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    It's him!
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    Being all hard-boiled in that
    getup doesn't work at all!
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    Hurry up and change me back already!
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    What?
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    I just had a great idea...
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    Whoa, were they blown far away...
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    Those Earthland wizards talk big
    and act big, but they ain't...
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    Hi!
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    Onii-san!
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    My sexy seduction plan was a giant flop!
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    He didn't go for it!
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    And what the hell are these monsters?
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    This is the Monster Academy.
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    It's an attraction that gives you a
    peek at the school days of monsters!
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    Whatever, just let me change
    back into my clothes!
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    Lucy...
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    Natsu, hurry up and save me!
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    Crap! How can you be so incredibly unsexy?!
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    That's what his problem is?
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    And I thought it was such a great idea...
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    I guess I just gotta go straight at him.
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    You really plan on fighting me
    here in this Monster Academy?
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    This is my favorite place,
    I'll have you know.
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    Oh, is it? Well, I like this place, too.
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    Mummy Bandage!
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    Every monster in Monster
    Academy is my soldier!
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    Like, whoa, right?
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    This ain't nothin'!
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    What?!
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    Flames from his entire body?
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    Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
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    Franken Knuckle!
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    What incredible power...
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    Monster Troops, assemble!
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    Bring him down!
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    No!!
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    Can you really win against these monsters?
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    Ouch...
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    What are you doing, monsters? Go!
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    He's a real...
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    ...monster!
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    What's with these monsters?! Stay away!
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    Huh? Where're the monsters?
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    And who are you?
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    What happened to your feet?
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    They're seriously injured!
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    I can't run any more...
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    Coco, wait, would you?!
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    Help me...
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    This.
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    That's right... This person
    is the girl from Earthland...
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    It's no use, I can't give her the key...
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    What'll I do?
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    Hurry up and give me the key!
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    Key?
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    W-Why is he after my keys?
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    I won't give any of them to you!
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    She's confused about something...
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    Don't worry!
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    'Cause I'll beat him for you!
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    Oh? Where'd Lucy go?
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    She ran off yelling somewhere.
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    What's she playing around for?
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    Whatever.
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    Gray and the guy with the
    chin ain't around, either.
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    The chin person tripped on his chin
    and went flying and he gave chase.
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    Huh? What? What's that mean?
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    The chin on the chin did what?
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    Next time: The Great River
    of Stars is for Pride...
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    It's simple, the chin person
    went flying, like swoosh!
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    A chin can fly?!
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    You make it sound like
    only the chin is flying!
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