9 - Natsu Devours a Village

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    The Kingdom of Fiore...
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    A neutral country of 17 million people.
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    It is a world of magic.
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    Magic is bought and sold there every day.
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    It is an integral part of people's lives.
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    And there are those who use magic as their occupation.
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    Those people are referred to as wizards.
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    The wizards belong to various guilds
    and perform jobs on commission.
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    There are a large number of guilds within the country.
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    And in a certain city there lies a certain guild.
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    A guild from which various legends were once born... Or
    rather, will continue to be born long into the future...
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    And its name is:
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    Fairy Tail!
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    Fairy, where are you going?
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    I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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    Oh, yeah! Can you hear this voice?
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    Oh, yeah! It's hoarse from yelling.
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    Oh, yeah! Until your heart can hear it...
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    Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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    The moon and sun high-five.
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    Are you sure you're not forgetting something?
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    When you're not here to make me laugh,
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    even what I'm looking for can't be found.
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    Snowing, be honest with yourself and smile,
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    because when two people lay close, time overlaps.
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    Fairy, where are you going?
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    I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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    Don't say goodbye!
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    Last time on Fairy Tail!
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    Why the heck do I have to go with you?
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    Then don't come!
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    I want you two to lend me your strength.
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    Eisenwald?
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    We're going to stop their evil plan!
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    Natsu!
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    The flute of curse, Lullaby!
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    Master is in trouble!
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    So this is the true form of Lullaby?
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    You went overboard!
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    This footprint... Yes, there's no mistake.
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    It's already been two days since they passed by here.
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    That's plenty of time to reach Magnolia from here.
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    I wonder if something happened to them?
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    Anyway, let's go back and give our report.
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    We're not going after them?
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    This woman is Bisca Moulin.
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    This man is Alzack Connel.
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    Both of them are Fairy Tail wizards.
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    I see. This is a problem.
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    And we've received a notice from the Council, too...
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    Well, I was planning on going after them, but...
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    No, we couldn't.
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    That path went deep into Clover Canyon.
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    Even experienced hunters from Hunter Guilds
     can't get out once they lose their bearings.
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    A great natural labyrinth, huh?
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    Why would they head there?
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    They must have some reason.
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    Well, Master is with them,
    so it shouldn't be a problem, but...
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    Natsu Eats a Village!
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    Come on, Happy! You're lost again, aren't you?
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    We've been walking and walking, but we haven't gotten to Magnolia yet!
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    You sense-of-direction-less cat!
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    This place is known as Web Valley, as it is filled with innumerable fissures from an ancient earthquake.
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    As was mentioned before, it is said a great number of souls have gotten lost here, never to return.
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    How rude! I wasn't lost before. This is the first time.
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    I don't care if it's your first time or your last; the fact is, we're lost!
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    I'm starving...
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    Stop reminding me! It's only making me hungrier!
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    Well I'm hungry and that's that!
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    Then stop going on about it already!
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    Indeed...
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    I'm hungry!
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    Not you, too!
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    Enough.
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    It sounds like your stomach just went "gu..."
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    It said "gu..."
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    It did not. You're hearing things.
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    Nice cover-up there.
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    What's so exciting?
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    Natsu, look at that!
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    I can fly!
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    You can fly!
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    Can you fly?
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    It's the legendary delicacy, the winged fish!
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    They're super tasty!
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    Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
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    Legendary delicacy?
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    Winged fish...
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    Looks good to me!
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    Good going, Happy! Well done!
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    You are all way too hungry.
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    Your stomach agrees with us.
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    Yeah...
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    Okay, we're fishing!
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    Damn... Just when you think you've hooked one, it's gone.
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    I'm gonna do my best!
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    They don't really look all that tasty to me, however...
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    Shut up and fish.
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    At this rate, it doesn't matter as long as they're edible.
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    You're that hungry?
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    I want to eat a winged fish! They look delicious!
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    They're a legendary delicacy!
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    I gave up.
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    So much for willpower!
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    But I couldn't catch even one...
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    You're hungry, right? Then keep trying.
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    Don't give up, 'kay?
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    Lucy, you meanie!
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    But I was encouraging you!
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    That was pretty tough.
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    In the end we only got one...
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    Happy, eat it.
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    I can't just eat it by myself...
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    If we split it up, it'll only make us hungrier!
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    Don't hold back! Eat, eat!
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    Right then! Thanks!
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    Sure seems like he's enjoying that fish there... Lucky him...
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    Gross!
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    It's gross?!
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    Anyway...
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    ...I'm completely...
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    ...starving...
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    A village!
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    Houses!
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    And so, there's probably...
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    Food!
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    There's no one here.
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    It does seem really quiet for a village.
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    Maybe they're taking an afternoon nap.
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    Hey! Anybody here?
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    We're so hungry, we're about to faint!
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    Somebody give us food!
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    That's a little blunt, you famished cat.
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    Are they really all taking a nap?
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    Or maybe the whole village got drunk, and they're all passed out?
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    I think you're talking about Fairy Tail...
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    There, too!
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    Argh, this is annoying!
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    As long as I can get my strength back, I'll eat anything!
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    Hey, you aren't considering robbing the place, are you?
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    You had the same idea, didn't you?
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    Hey, anyone home?
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    Give us something to eat, please!
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    Yup, there's no one here.
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    Anyway, let's eat!
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    Okay! It's still good!
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    Let's eat!
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    Wait.
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    Why?!
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    This is suspicious.
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    Yeah. It looks like they were just eating.
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    Where did the people in this house disappear to?
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    How should I know? Anyway, let's eat, Happy.
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    Aye!
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    I said wait!
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    Right!
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    We must investigate this village first.
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    You must hold out until then. Hold out a little while-
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    Erza, your stomach is overruling you.
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    Not convincing at all, I see.
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    Natsu and Gray, go search for mushrooms or something!
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    Do not touch the food in the village!
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    Master and I will investigate what's going on in the village!
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    Fine, I got it.
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    Off we go, Happy.
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    Aye!
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    Why mushrooms?
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    And we finally found some good looking food...
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    I ain't gonna be satisfied with mushrooms!
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    Look, mushrooms!
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    Whoa, they look awesome!
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    Why mushrooms?
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    You know what?
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    What?
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    Natsu's going to eat a poisonous one like those "laughing shrooms."
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    It's one of his signature gags!
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    What are you talking about, Happy?
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    I ain't gonna do a dumb joke like that...
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    Master...
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    I was just i-investigating!
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    I think I can fill up just on mushrooms, as long as I eat enough of them.
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    Setup complete! Now wait for it...
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    Fine, then hurry and pick them.
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    Natsu, are you okay?
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    See, here it comes!
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    What a shock!
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    I'm just as surprised myself!
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    I guess they weren't "laughing shrooms..."
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    You're disappointed?
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    What's all the fuss about?
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    Your heads. Look at your heads.
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    Huh?
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    What the heck is with that mushroom?
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    You should talk with a giant friggin' mushroom growin' out of your head!
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    Trying to spruce up your image?
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    Why aren't they worried about themselves?
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    Looks good on you! Too good!
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    Hey, droopyeyes... Did you just laugh at me?
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    And you're snickering like a damn fool!
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    Don't fight with mushrooms growing out of your heads!
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    So?
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    There is no one here, as we thought.
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    This village is deserted.
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    Despite there being evidence that people had just been living here.
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    What is this seam?
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    This isn't a normal crack between the rocks.
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    It seems to have some purpose.
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    Hey, you're acting like idiots!
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    Lucy, I found an extra big one!
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    R-Really?
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    But doesn't that look a bit suspicious?
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    Let me see...
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    Whoa, it's huge!
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    One of these'd last us for two days!
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    Why don't you two do something about the mushrooms on your heads?
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    Wait, Happy, don't!
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    It might be poisonous! Spit it out! Spit it out!
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    But it's yummy!
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    I guess everyone ends up like this.
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    I wonder how the people from the village ate them?
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    They all must have been like us!
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    I bet the name of that village is "Mushroom Village!"
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    It's not as funny the second time!
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    That's not the problem, here!
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    Wait a sec... I think your mushroom is growing.
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    Why does Natsu get all the good gags?
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    There's a second seam here.
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    What?
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    What's that?
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    Huh?
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    Your mushroom's disappeared!
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    Happy, you're the only one who still has one.
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    Erza, Gramps!
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    It's funny, but why's the joke on me?!
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    Erza!
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    Be careful, Happy!
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    Aye!
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    What the heck?
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    W-What's going on?
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    Wow! That's the first time a house ever waved at me!
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    That's what your focused on?
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    This is...
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    Let's do it, Gramps.
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    Wait!
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    Why?
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    Climb up high.
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    I want to check something.
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    Everyone, come.
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    Don't get separated!
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    I don't get this at all!
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    Master, that was a magic circle!
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    All those seams you found were part of a magic circle.
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    And that magic circle is the catalyst to activate the long banned sealing magic, Alive!
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    Alive?
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    Have a look.
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    It's as you see it.
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    A magic that turns formerly inanimate objects into living, moving creatures.
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    The people of the village activated such forbidden magic,
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    but they ended up as food for the monsters, not the other way around.
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    But why would they do something so dangerous?
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    This is a dark guild's village.
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    What?
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    When I investigated the shed at that first house, I found a number of magical tools.
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    And not a one of them was for good.
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    A dark guild, eh? They're probably plotting something evil and did themselves in.
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    However!
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    Their despair is our happiness.
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    Gramps, what are you talking about?
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    I did say that these things were alive, yes?
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    If they're alive...
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    ...you can eat them!
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    Don't stand there naked with a creepy grin!
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    Well then, let's eat!
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    Yay, it's chow time!
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    At this rate we can't be picky about taste!
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    Erza, you're that hungry?
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    Food, food, food!
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    H-Hey!
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    Don't forget to save me some!
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    Hey jerks! You have any idea who you're dealin' with?
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    I'm the number one flame-griller in all of Fairy Tail!
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    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
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    First, we cook 'em nice and thorough...
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    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
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    And then...
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    Steam them covered for a bit.
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    Shouldn't really have dessert right off the bat, but beggars can't be choosers.
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    Ice Make Fishnet!
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    Sherbet is finished. Let's have a bite.
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    It's a close call which is more gross, a winged fish or a chair, but...
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    Erza!
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    Stand back.
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    It's cooking time.
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    C-Cooking?
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    Requip!
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    Each stick should be around 5 cm long.
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    With the width of 4 mm, that's the way.
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    You're taking this too seriously!
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    Besides, Erza... That outfit...
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    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
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    Ice Make Knuckle!
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    I'm starving...
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    Aren't they done yet?
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    Time to eat!
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    What are you doing?
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    It's not like you can eat a chair.
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    Lucy.
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    You try eating it first.
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    No, thank you!
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    Ah, well.
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    That's not right!
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    Why did you try and make me eat it first?
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    What is he doing?
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    I'm sure he'll handle it himself.
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    Now then...
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    What does it taste like?
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    O-Okay then...
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    Well, I guess it's time to try a piece.
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    Gross!
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    What the heck? I can't eat this, Gramps!
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    There's gross, and then there's this!
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    True. It's not something one would call, edible.
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    Don't say that after you made me eat it!
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    Your mushroom came off!
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    Who cares about that? Why didn't anyone stop that thing?
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    How cruel, Natsu! Why didn't you help?
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    You weren't playing around?
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    But this isn't helping. It doesn't matter how hungry we are, we can't eat this.
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    I guess that's what we get for trying to eat monsters.
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    Damn it! Now that I realize I can't eat it, I'm really getting hungry!
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    This is awful... To hell with friendship, to hell with my pals!
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    Watch out!
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    Natsu!
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    You disgusting creatures!
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    Now I'm angry.
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    I'll blow you all away at once!
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    Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
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    Ice Wall!
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    Me, too!
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    Gate of the Golden Bull, I open thee!
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    Taurus!
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    Nice body as always, I see!
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    Yeah, whatever. Get to it.
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    Did y'all forget me?
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    Rampage!
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    There's no end to them.
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    W-What is it now?
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    A magic circle?
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    What's that?
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    Wow, pretty!
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    That's not the issue here!
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    You've been focusing on the weirdest things!
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    This is...
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    Run!
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    I'm starving...
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    Seriously!
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    I can't walk another inch...
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    Then stop showin' off with those wings of yours!
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    I don't get what happened at all.
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    Master.
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    What?
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    I don't accept your explanation of what happened before.
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    What did you do?
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    We made a magical circle, and a monster appeared.
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    All of us were Taken Over by it.
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    So you were all inside those monsters?
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    I ate a little of it!
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    When you outsiders entered the village,
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    you activated the magical circle.
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    That magic circle is no longer active!
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    Why, Gramps?
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    Don't sweat the details, my boy!
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    Anyway, you all should just be happy that the Take Over has been undone.
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    If you learn from this harsh lesson and never act in such a reckless manner again, I will refrain from informing the council!
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    What do you say?
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    I never want to experience this again!
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    I'm sorry.
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    We'll never do it again.
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    I thought that after we defeated the monsters we triggered a switch in the magic circle that would cause it to self-destruct.
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    But then, Master...
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    Run!
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    In an instant you saved us, and undid the Take Over spell on the dark guild members.
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    And erased the magic circle itself.
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    Isn't that right?
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    Could be!
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    At any rate...
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    We're starving!
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[22:25] [SONG] ---
    Take me away to someplace!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Let's ride on a tin horse, just the two of us.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    (Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    It's sad that my beloved doll can't talk to me...
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    (Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
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    Every time I think of you tears start to flow...
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I'm a crybaby, aren't I?
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    In the moon (the moon) at night (at night)
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    I'm always (I'm always)
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    searching for the rabbit!
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    I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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    so much it's like I'm under a spell.
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    This love is a monologue
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    from which I'll never awaken.
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    I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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    since I've completely fallen in love.
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    I wonder what spell I could chant,
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    to get through to you?
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    The perfect thing to say.
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    Spouting this and that,
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    I just love you like crazy!
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    One day I want to be able to tell you
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    "You got me."
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    My words of thanks.
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    There's nothing more to say!
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    Natsu and Erza are actually going to fight?
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    That's right. Natsu has always hated to lose.
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    It's okay not to stop them?
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    Don't worry, they do this all the time.
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    Anyway, who do you think will win, Lucy?
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    Well, Erza I suppose... But then again I hope Natsu doesn't lose either...
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    Next time: Natsu vs. Erza!
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    Why don't you challenge Erza for the title of strongest female wizard?
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    Not a chance! But I might be able to beat Happy...
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