36 - Heaven's Game

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[00:00] ---
    Hey, all you viewers out there!
[00:03] ---
    When you're watchin' Fairy Tail, make
    sure to keep the room nice and bright,
[00:07] ---
    and sit back from the screen, 'kay?
[00:13] ---
    I bet I'll scare the pants
    off Happy with this!
[00:15] ---
    Even Erza might be surprised!
[00:19] ---
    Wait...
[00:21] ---
    I bet Lucy's reaction would
    be the best of the bunch!
[00:26] ---
    This is the end for you. Get it, Boy?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yo Ho! Steer that rudder! Hard to port!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Yo Ho! Our high-flyin' lives are every which way!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    When the sun goes down, there's a bon voyage bash.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
    It ain't sad at all.
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    As long as we're alive, we'll meet again somewhere!
[01:21] [SONG] ---
    Blast straight through a headwind, set off!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Stay strong until the tears dry up! A man gotta be tough.
[01:30] [SONG] ---
    Friends, friends, laugh one day!
[01:35] [SONG] ---
    As proof of our strong, strong bonds!
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    Now, grab that map to the shining future!
[02:02] ---
    Damn it! My transmissions to Wally
    and Millianna are being intercepted!
[02:06] ---
    Now I don't have any idea where they are!
[02:09] ---
    Transmissions?
[02:10] ---
    Telepathic Communication Magic, yes?
[02:17] ---
    Are you okay, Sho?
[02:19] ---
    Yeah.
[02:21] ---
    Since you're here for me...
[02:29] ---
    Heaven's Game!
[02:35] ---
    Hey, can we really trust him?
[02:39] ---
    I accept that he wasn't
    trying to kill us, but...
[02:43] ---
    I have no intention of making excuses.
[02:45] ---
    You heard me then?
[02:48] ---
    Any wizard that'd die from something
    like that would be no match for Jellal.
[02:54] ---
    And I was confident that Natsu wouldn't die.
[02:59] ---
    Uh, what about me, then?
[03:01] ---
    You people haven't realized
    Natsu's true power.
[03:05] ---
    When Natsu obtains the
    true power of the dragon,
[03:09] ---
    he will destroy all evil before him!
[03:12] ---
    I can't wipe around my mouth!
[03:14] ---
    Eww!
[03:15] ---
    Maybe I really should take this off...
[03:18] ---
    Wait, it won't come off!
[03:19] ---
    Goodbye, Boy...
[03:23] ---
    What?
[03:23] ---
    Don't!
[03:24] ---
    Millianna?
[03:26] ---
    It's the blockhead!
[03:27] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:30] ---
    No bullying kitty-cats!
[03:34] ---
    That's not a cat! Just look at him!
[03:42] ---
    Why, you...
[03:43] ---
    Out of the way, Millia!
[03:45] ---
    He's an enemy, get it?
[03:47] ---
    Take this!
[03:52] ---
    Cat Barrier!
[03:55] ---
    The kitty-cat!
[03:57] ---
    I told you, it's not a cat! It's an enemy!
[04:01] ---
    An enemy? Even though it's a kitty-cat?
[04:04] ---
    There's a person inside!
[04:10] ---
    Cat Fire!
[04:16] ---
    Not bad. I can see why Jellal
    said to watch out for you, Boy.
[04:20] ---
    Millia, back me up!
[04:23] ---
    Pretending to be a kitty cat when you're
    a person? That's totally un-spiffy!
[04:27] ---
    You're one to talk!
[04:28] ---
    Cat-ch you tubes!
[04:31] ---
    Excellent work, Millianna.
[04:33] ---
    Wally, get that impostor cat!
[04:36] ---
    Just watch, Millia!
[04:38] ---
    Cat Fire!
[04:40] ---
    Huh?
[04:42] ---
    What the...
[04:45] ---
    I can't use magic all of a sudden!
[04:47] ---
    Is it this thing's fault?
[04:53] ---
    I hate impostor cats!
[05:00] ---
    That's as far as you go, Salamander.
[05:03] ---
    Die!
[05:04] ---
    This ain't good!
[05:06] ---
    Oops. I almost forgot to
    say my dandy catch phrase.
[05:10] ---
    From the moment you met me...
[05:13] ---
    ...your fate was sealed...
[05:16] ---
    Happy!
[05:17] ---
    Natsu, I'm so glad you're safe!
[05:20] ---
    And wait, what's with the helmet?
[05:22] ---
    Whatever, just help me get free!
[05:24] ---
    Aye!
[05:25] ---
    Why that... How dare you
    interrupt my catch phrase!
[05:29] ---
    Don't!
[05:30] ---
    Don't bully kitty-cats!
[05:32] ---
    Cats can't fly!
[05:34] ---
    I'll let the talking slide, but the flying?
[05:36] ---
    Happy, now's our chance!
[05:37] ---
    Aye, sir!
[05:39] ---
    Not on your life!
[05:40] ---
    I said don't!
[05:42] ---
    Let me go!
[05:44] ---
    Hurry up, Happy!
[05:46] ---
    This thing's not coming off so easy!
[05:48] ---
    Damn it... I'm gonna have to do that!
[05:53] ---
    Secret Move!
[05:55] ---
    Cat in Distress.
[06:09] ---
    Whoa, it worked!
[06:11] ---
    What are you doing, Millianna?
[06:13] ---
    But the kitty-cat was...
[06:15] ---
    No buts!
[06:17] ---
    All righty then!
[06:18] ---
    Go forth, Natsu!
[06:21] ---
    Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
[06:27] ---
    My revenge on the blockhead is complete!
[06:31] ---
    How long do you plan on wearing that?
[06:34] ---
    I can't get it off...
[06:53] ---
    Sho and Simon have turned against me.
[06:57] ---
    Wally and Millianna have
    fallen to Salamander.
[07:02] ---
    This is how it should be. There is nothing
    more boring than a one-sided game.
[07:09] ---
    Lord Jellal, let us hurry and
    capture Erza to begin the ceremony.
[07:14] ---
    This is no longer the time
    to be playing around.
[07:17] ---
    Then why don't you go, Vidaldus?
[07:22] ---
    Are you sure?
[07:24] ---
    It's our turn next, yes?
[07:46] ---
    The Assassin's Guild, Death's Head Caucus.
[07:50] ---
    Vidaldus Taka.
[07:52] ---
    Go to hell!
[07:54] ---
    Hell! I'll show you the lowest
    pits of the ultimate hell!
[08:00] ---
    Fukuro.
[08:06] ---
    And their commander, Ikaruga.
[08:09] ---
    Love and life are fated
    to be broken asunder, yes?
[08:19] ---
    This eve shall be a festival.
[08:21] ---
    We are from the Death's Head
    Caucus of the Assassin's Guild.
[08:24] ---
    The Special Guerrilla Squad:
    Trinity Raven, have arrived.
[08:29] ---
    It's your turn now.
[08:32] ---
    Go.
[08:43] ---
    H-Happy!
[08:44] ---
    What?
[08:45] ---
    P-Pull harder!
[08:49] ---
    I'm pulling as hard as I can!
[08:52] ---
    You're gonna tear my head off!
[08:56] ---
    It came off!
[09:01] ---
    Now it's the blockhead who's trapped!
[09:03] ---
    I wonder what's with that mask's head-hole?
[09:07] ---
    Our showdown isn't over yet, Salamander!
[09:11] ---
    I've already paid you back.
[09:13] ---
    And since Erza and Happy are safe, I
    don't have any reason to keep fighting.
[09:18] ---
    Yeah!
[09:20] ---
    We're going to heaven!
[09:25] ---
    The true freedom that Jellal talks about...
[09:28] ---
    The world where we can rule...
[09:32] ---
    Welcome, everyone, to the Tower of Heaven.
[09:35] ---
    Jellal!
[09:38] ---
    I am Jellal.
[09:39] ---
    The ruler of this tower.
[09:42] ---
    Both of our pieces are in place.
[09:45] ---
    What?
[09:46] ---
    It's Jellal. He can be
    heard throughout the tower.
[09:52] ---
    Isn't it about time to get things started?
[09:56] ---
    Heaven's Game!
[09:58] ---
    A game?!
[10:00] ---
    Jellal!
[10:01] ---
    The rules are simple.
[10:04] ---
    I wish to use Erza as the living sacrifice
    to hold the ceremony to resurrect Zeref.
[10:11] ---
    Jellal...
[10:13] ---
    In other words, if the door to
    heaven opens, victory is mine.
[10:17] ---
    If you can prevent me from doing that,
[10:20] ---
    then you win.
[10:22] ---
    However that alone would not be any fun.
[10:26] ---
    So I have assembled three warriors.
[10:29] ---
    Three warriors?
[10:31] ---
    Who?
[10:32] ---
    If you cannot overcome them,
    then you will not reach me.
[10:37] ---
    In other words it is a 3 vs. 8 battle royal.
[10:41] ---
    Oh, and one final thing.
[10:44] ---
    It is possible that the Magic Council will
    attack this place from the Satellite Square.
[10:52] ---
    With the ultimate magic that returns
    everything to nothingness, Etherion!
[10:57] ---
    That wasn't in the deal, Jellal!
[10:58] ---
    You bastard! We get hit with that,
    and we're all going to hell!
[11:03] ---
    Vidaldus, my dear...
[11:06] ---
    Might you be turning tail?
[11:09] ---
    No, the total opposite!
[11:10] ---
    Reverse!
[11:12] ---
    This is the ultimate high!
[11:14] ---
    I've been waiting for a
    dangerous job like this!
[11:18] ---
    No one knows how long we have left.
[11:20] ---
    But when Etherion is fired,
    everything will be wiped out.
[11:25] ---
    The game will be over, with no players left.
[11:28] ---
    What is he thinking?
[11:30] ---
    Etherion?
[11:33] ---
    The Council is doing what?
[11:35] ---
    I don't believe it.
[11:42] ---
    Erza!
[11:43] ---
    Sho, what are you doing?
[11:46] ---
    Now...
[11:47] ---
    Let's have fun.
[11:49] ---
    I won't let anyone harm Sister!
[11:52] ---
    Hey, Sho!
[11:54] ---
    I will defeat Jellal myself!
[11:57] ---
    Stop this! It's impossible alone!
[12:00] ---
    All right! I'm all fired up!
[12:02] ---
    I suppose this Jellal guy
    is at the top, right?
[12:07] ---
    What are you doing, Jellal?
[12:09] ---
    Etherion? If that's fired,
    then everyone will...
[12:14] ---
    All we ever wanted was true freedom...
[12:19] ---
    I don't know what kinda
    freedom you're searchin' for,
[12:23] ---
    but the freedom we have in
    Fairy Tail is pretty awesome.
[12:27] ---
    Happy!
[12:29] ---
    There are ways to cheat at games, right?
[12:31] ---
    Aye!
[12:34] ---
    Let's head to the very top right away!
[12:36] ---
    Aye, sir!
[12:39] ---
    Salamander...
[12:43] ---
    That's a nice... scarf... you've got...
[12:56] ---
    Something's coming.
[13:17] ---
    What the heck was that?
[13:20] ---
    Salamander!
[13:21] ---
    Huh? Who are you?
[13:24] ---
    Natsu, he's one of the blockhead's buddies!
[13:27] ---
    Which means you're one of Jellal's lackeys?
[13:30] ---
    No! I'm on your side!
[13:33] ---
    I was always just pretending
    to be fooled by Jellal.
[13:38] ---
    In order to stop him.
[13:40] ---
    I don't believe you!
[13:42] ---
    Wait.
[13:44] ---
    That's true?
[13:45] ---
    Yes.
[13:47] ---
    Who is this Jellal guy?
[13:50] ---
    Why'd he set up this idiotic game?
[13:54] ---
    He's the younger twin brother of a
    member of the Magic Council, Siegrain.
[13:58] ---
    He must have realized ahead of time
    that the council would use Etherion.
[14:02] ---
    What, it's some fight between brothers?
[14:06] ---
    I wonder about that...
[14:07] ---
    Even I don't have any idea
    what happened between them.
[14:17] ---
    That's...
[14:18] ---
    I will not permit you to break the rules!
[14:20] ---
    I will pass judgment upon
    you in the name of justice!
[14:24] ---
    The Warrior of Justice, Fukuro, is here!
[14:28] ---
    It's a bird!
[14:29] ---
    That bird's blabbing about justice?
[14:31] ---
    Oh, no... Dark Moment!
[14:38] ---
    I can't see!
[14:39] ---
    I knew it, he's the enemy!
[14:41] ---
    Now's your chance!
[14:42] ---
    Go! Don't even try to take that guy on!
[14:44] ---
    Fine.
[14:46] ---
    The Owl of Justice can see
    through the darkness!
[14:50] ---
    Justice Hoo-Hoo-Hoot!
[14:55] ---
    How do you like it?
[14:56] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[14:59] ---
    Then... This must be the Assassin's
    Guild, Death's Head Caucus!
[15:03] ---
    Assassin's Guild?
[15:05] ---
    One of the dark guilds.
[15:08] ---
    They don't do proper jobs.
[15:10] ---
    They're the worst kind of guild that
    specializes in assassination requests!
[15:15] ---
    And the three person team
    called, "Trinity Raven,"
[15:18] ---
    assassinated every officer in the
    Western Army in the Cabria War!
[15:23] ---
    They're a legendary unit!
[15:24] ---
    And that guy's one of the members
    of the squad? Er... flock?
[15:29] ---
    I only eliminated evil!
[15:32] ---
    He's a professional assassin!
[15:34] ---
    You can't fight him!
[15:35] ---
    Salamander! Your evil deeds
    have reached our guild's ears!
[15:41] ---
    Today this warrior of justice
    will bury your evil!
[15:46] ---
    Guilds are places where our trust
    and dreams are gathered together.
[15:50] ---
    They ain't places for doin' dirty work!
[15:53] ---
    Stand back, Salamander!
[15:55] ---
    You can't fight members of the Assassin's Guild!
[15:58] ---
    I don't like those assassination jobs.
[16:02] ---
    I don't like the people
    who request 'em, either.
[16:05] ---
    I don't like that you call it a guild.
[16:08] ---
    And because I don't like
    'em, I'm gonna bust 'em up!
[16:11] ---
    Bring it on, birdbrain!
[16:15] ---
    So naive, Salamander!
[16:17] ---
    There is evil in this world
    that cannot be left alive!
[16:21] ---
    Thrusters!
[16:24] ---
    You are one of those who
    should best disappear!
[16:28] ---
    Jet! Hoo-Hoo-Hoot!
[16:31] ---
    Natsu!
[16:34] ---
    I ain't gonna lose to fire, buddy!
[16:40] ---
    Thrusters, once again!
[16:50] ---
    Throw!
[16:53] ---
    Natsu!
[16:55] ---
    Oww!
[16:59] ---
    You're pretty sturdily built there.
[17:01] ---
    This will be a rare job worth doing!
[17:05] ---
    Trinity Raven... They're
    beyond even the rumors...
[17:09] ---
    And there are three of them?
[17:13] ---
    How pitiful, Simon. And
    the game has just begun.
[17:21] ---
    So next we have Fukuro vs. Natsu Dragneel.
[17:25] ---
    I had hoped Natsu would get to the top,
[17:29] ---
    but perhaps he's at a disadvantage.
[17:32] ---
    Natsu!
[17:34] ---
    Natsu-san!
[17:36] ---
    Natsu!
[17:40] ---
    He's got really sharp ears, so he should
    be able to hear us from anywhere.
[17:44] ---
    Same as Gajeel-kun, then.
[17:46] ---
    In that case his nose should also be good.
[17:48] ---
    You call him "-kun?"
SIGN    Note: -kun is an honorific used for young boys and people lower than your status.
[17:49] ---
    I wonder why Juvia is searching for
    Natsu-san together with you, Lucy-san?
[17:54] ---
    Ignoring me, I see?
[17:56] ---
    Um, what else can we do?
[17:59] ---
    I'm worried about Erza,
    so I'm going after Sho!
[18:03] ---
    I'll leave you two to find Natsu.
[18:06] ---
    I shall do it for Gray-sama's sake,
[18:09] ---
    but to be stuck with one's rival in love...
[18:11] ---
    I can only imagine the
    carnage that will ensue!
[18:14] ---
    Look, I'm trying really hard
    not to be involved in this.
[18:17] ---
    Let's get along, 'kay?
[18:20] ---
    What's that horrible noise?
[18:23] ---
    A guitar?
[18:24] ---
    Man, that's loud!
[18:25] ---
    Juvia thinks he's pretty good.
[18:28] ---
    Something is wrong with you, seriously.
[18:53] ---
    It's a live performance from hell! Destroy!
[18:58] ---
    Get a haircut!
[18:59] ---
    The Assassin's Guild, Death's Head Caucus!
[19:01] ---
    It means skull, get it?
    Pretty awesome name, huh?
[19:05] ---
    The three warriors that Jellal
    was talking about, then?
[19:08] ---
    I'm one of Trinity Raven.
[19:11] ---
    Vidaldus Taka, that's me!
[19:15] ---
    Rock you!
[19:25] ---
    Hey, you got an interesting body there.
[19:30] ---
    Juvia's body is made of water.
[19:33] ---
    Drip, drip, drop.
[19:35] ---
    Go get 'im, Juvia!
[19:36] ---
    I'll just get out of your way, and...
[19:38] ---
    There is no attack that
    will work against Juvia.
[19:42] ---
    Water Lock!
[19:45] ---
    Rock?
[19:46] ---
    You're a rocker too?
[19:52] ---
    Nothing but talk.
[19:54] ---
    You weren't one of the Element 4 for nothing!
[19:56] ---
    You'd be pretty scary as an enemy...
[20:23] ---
    Juvia's Water Lock has disappeared!
[20:26] ---
    And... Eww!
[20:27] ---
    It's best to wash out your hair
    with water in the morning.
[20:31] ---
    Shampooing every day will damage your hair.
[20:33] ---
    You bastard... How did
    you break the Water Lock?
[20:36] ---
    My hair can absorb liquid.
[20:39] ---
    But no oil or alcohol, please...
    That would damage it.
[20:44] ---
    Water is ineffective?
[20:46] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:48] ---
    But you girls ain't so bad looking!
[20:52] ---
    There it is! As usual!
[20:54] ---
    What are you talking about?
[20:55] ---
    "Being cute is the source
    of all my troubles."
[20:58] ---
    Eeny-meeny-miny-moe...
[21:03] ---
    Which-one-will-be-come-my-hell's-min-ion?
[21:09] ---
    All set!
[21:10] ---
    You'll be my succubus today!
[21:15] ---
    Succubus?
[21:17] ---
    Rock of Succubus!
[21:26] ---
    What is this sound?
[21:30] ---
    No, stop it!
[21:32] ---
    Juvia, what's wrong?
[21:34] ---
    Don't! Don't come inside Juvia!
[21:43] ---
    So that's as far as the water woman goes, eh?
[21:45] ---
    And, at the same time...
[21:50] ---
    Juvia!
[21:55] ---
    Become my slave!
[22:03] ---
    Hell, hell, hell!
[22:06] ---
    I'll show you the lowest
    pits of the ultimate hell!
[22:14] ---
    What's happened?
[22:19] ---
    ...the Spirit user is also out of the game.
[22:25] [SONG] ---
    That time we laughed, saying "we're both like each other,"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    we even kindly overlooked the little lies.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    If we lose a place to go back to together, I don't care.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Because I'll protect that smile.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    The meetings and partings numerous as the stars in the sky...
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    All the things I don't want to lose...
[23:05] [SONG] ---
    Right now I feel like I don't need any of them.
[23:10] [SONG] ---
    I just want to see you by my side,
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    all my happiness and sadness.
[23:21] [SONG] ---
    Let's start from here.
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    Let's start our tomorrow.
[23:26] [SONG] ---
    Let's do it like we've just been reborn.
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Like flowers blown in a summer wind,
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    let us bloom brightly in this instant.
[23:56] ---
    I heard that Erza was lonely and
    couldn't get close to anyone as a kid.
[24:01] ---
    I can't even imagine it now.
[24:03] ---
    I bet that she puts on a tough shell to
    protect her heart from the pain of her past.
[24:08] ---
    Well she is always wearing armor...
[24:10] ---
    That's not what I meant. I
    mean she closes off her heart.
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    Next time: Heart's Armor.
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    Uh, you're talkin' too complicated.
    I don't get you, Happy.
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    That's 'cause you're full-open, Natsu.
[24:22] ---
    Oven? We baking somethin'?
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