142 - Battle Discord

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[01:50] ---
    I'm surprised you're knockin' back the
    booze during an emergency like this.
[01:54] ---
    Hey, I know this guy. He's Gryder, a
    notorious drunk around these parts.
[01:59] ---
    Nice that you're able to afford it.
[02:00] ---
    Meanwhile, we're racing around
    in the name of justice.
[02:05] ---
    Justice?
[02:06] ---
    That's right.
[02:07] ---
    Justice towards fighting against
    the returned Oracion Seis.
[02:11] ---
    Justice towards protecting
    the citizens of Fiore.
[02:15] ---
    Gryder, you got any sense of justice?
[02:20] ---
    Justice, my ass! I don't wanna hear it!
[02:23] ---
    What the hell?!
[02:24] ---
    You think you can get away with
    pickin' a fight with Fiore soldiers?!
[02:34] ---
    Your teleportation speed is rusty.
[02:36] ---
    Stop this, Doranbolt.
[02:39] ---
    I'm Mest. The traitor, Mest Gryder.
[02:44] ---
    You're still using that name?
[02:47] ---
    Whatever. I need to speak with you.
[02:51] ---
    Follow me.
[02:59] ---
    What's wrong with justice? There
    was a time when even you...
[03:03] ---
    I...
[03:05] ---
    I abandoned Wendy.
[03:07] ---
    I abandoned all of them.
[03:14] ---
    How is that justice?
[03:18] ---
    There's no need for you to fixate on justice.
[03:21] ---
    Right now, I need your strength.
[03:25] ---
    That's why I'm here.
[03:26] ---
    Lahar...
[03:29] ---
    Come with me, Doranbolt.
[03:31] ---
    I'll apologize if it'll help.
[03:34] ---
    Alright?
[03:36] ---
    I'm not Doranbolt.
[03:40] ---
    My name is Mest. Call me that.
[03:45] ---
    Alright. First, lay off the booze.
[03:55] ---
    Battle Discord!
[04:01] ---
    Jackass! You're no Man!
[04:07] ---
    I'll take care of you later, Octopus Man!
[04:13] ---
    You must be really confident to look away!
[04:18] ---
    Here it comes!
[04:20] ---
    Magic Crunchy-kun!
[04:26] ---
    I can't see anything!
[04:28] ---
    What the hell are you doin'?!
[04:30] ---
    Sorry!
[04:31] ---
    Wait!
[04:32] ---
    He's a tough opponent. We need
    to beat him with teamwork!
[04:36] ---
    Alright!
[04:37] ---
    Fine!
[04:39] ---
    Cancer, please!
[04:41] ---
    Leave it to me-ebi!
[04:43] ---
    Man!
[04:45] ---
    Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
[04:50] ---
    Here it comes! Steel Wall!
[04:56] ---
    Natsu, you moron!
[04:57] ---
    Do you mean to cook and eat me-ebi?!
[04:59] ---
    Uh-oh...
[04:59] ---
    It's my fault?!
[05:03] ---
    Who are you glarin' at?!
    I'll punch you first!
[05:06] ---
    I wanna cut that hair-ebi!
[05:09] ---
    Don't fight amongst yourselves!
[05:12] ---
    It looks like they just don't get along.
[05:14] ---
    But...
[05:17] ---
    ...this time the teams were
    decided by Cana's divination.
[05:20] ---
    The combos should have good chemistry and
    their destinations should be on target.
[05:28] ---
    Chemistry, huh?
[05:31] ---
    Come on, already. My feet hurt...
[05:35] ---
    Who goes mountain climbing in heels?
[05:37] ---
    Well, after all, I'm a fairy...
[05:40] ---
    You lost me...
[05:41] ---
    It hurts, it hurts...
[05:42] ---
    Shut up and walk.
[05:44] ---
    What's your problem?! I
    told you I'm in pain here!
[05:47] ---
    You should worry about me at least a little!
[05:49] ---
    You make a fuss just over that?
[05:51] ---
    You should stop whining
    and focus on moving ahead.
[05:55] ---
    Give me a break. Acting like she's
    the leader... Who appointed her?
[06:02] ---
    Did you say something?
[06:04] ---
    Not especially...
[06:07] ---
    What a pain in the ass. Why
    were they put together?
[06:14] ---
    Somebody is complimenting me again.
[06:17] ---
    I wouldn't be too sure of that...
[06:20] ---
    What do you mean?!
[06:25] ---
    There it is! Lightning Bonus!
[06:33] ---
    Nee-san, are you okay?!
[06:35] ---
    I don't think I am...
[06:39] ---
    Up against my Slot Magic,
    you're less than worms!
[06:44] ---
    I think I'll bombard you
    with dizzying changes!
[06:50] ---
    Bastard!
[06:51] ---
    We won't accomplish anything
    like this! What do we do?
[06:54] ---
    Ain't nothin' to think about!
    There's only one thing to do!
[06:58] ---
    Kick his ass!
[07:01] ---
    Okay!
[07:02] ---
    Totally hot! A shaggy pool!
[07:07] ---
    Now this is my moment to shine-ebi!
[07:14] ---
    Nobody asked you to do this!
[07:16] ---
    Ebi... It was out of habit...
[07:23] ---
    Never mind teamwork, at this rate...
[07:25] ---
    We're all different!
[07:27] ---
    It can't be helped! Like they say,
    each to their own taste, right?
[07:31] ---
    Yeah, but I've got fish,
    you have Darjeeling tea...
[07:36] ---
    ...and Lily has... kiwi?!
[07:38] ---
    It's delicious when you sink your
    teeth into it, skin and all.
[07:43] ---
    Is that how you're supposed to eat it?
[07:46] ---
    The sour taste spreads through my mouth,
    along with a subtle sweetness,
[07:49] ---
    and the sensation of the skin!
[07:51] ---
    It's delicious! I can't get enough!
[07:53] ---
    The sensation of the skin?
[07:56] ---
    What's that smell?
[07:59] ---
    As for me, I like this...
[08:02] ---
    Mushrooms sautéed in butter.
[08:05] ---
    Sammy!
[08:06] ---
    Hello, Nii-san. Happy and Carla, too.
[08:14] ---
    You're all silly little brats!
[08:17] ---
    It's comin' again!
[08:19] ---
    Rain...
[08:21] ---
    Rain? I see!
[08:23] ---
    Gate of the Water Bearer, I open thee!
[08:28] ---
    Aquarius!
[08:34] ---
    You called, girl?
[08:36] ---
    And you summoned me again from muddy water...
[08:40] ---
    You looking to get hurt?!
[08:42] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[08:44] ---
    But don't threaten me! Do something
    about that machine monster!
[08:47] ---
    Why do you always summon
    me when I'm on a date?
[08:51] ---
    Out of jealousy?
[08:52] ---
    No...
[08:53] ---
    Fine. I'll take care of
    this punk nice and quick!
[08:57] ---
    Man!
[08:58] ---
    No fair! I'm gonna hit him first!
[09:02] ---
    Actually, you're going to turn right around!
[09:11] ---
    Totally hot!
[09:14] ---
    Stay outta my way!
[09:16] ---
    You stay outta my way!
[09:18] ---
    Both of you, shut the hell up!
[09:21] ---
    Why is this happening?!
[09:23] ---
    They're not working together at all!
[09:28] ---
    Only a little left...
[09:31] ---
    Say, Nico, I wonder how many more
    years this tree will live...
[09:37] ---
    Katja-sama! What are you doing here?!
[09:42] ---
    I was looking at this tree.
[09:46] ---
    You can't do that! Don't wander around
    outside! The situation we're in right now...
[09:51] ---
    I know it very well. And how
    little time we have left, too.
[09:55] ---
    In that case...
[09:57] ---
    Maybe this tree will remember
    us... is what I was thinking.
[10:04] ---
    One more thing...
[10:06] ---
    Word is that Fabrizio was
    found and taken away.
[10:09] ---
    Oh?
[10:11] ---
    Maybe it's my turn next...
[10:14] ---
    If you're scared, you can escape, Nico.
[10:28] ---
    Is it that disagreeable
    to be paired up with me?
[10:32] ---
    No, but...
[10:34] ---
    If you don't like it, you're free
    to run to that naked bastard.
[10:38] ---
    I don't dislike you, Gajeel-kun.
[10:40] ---
    But... But... Grey-sama...
[10:44] ---
    On a beautiful, warm day,
[10:47] ---
    Juvia and Grey-sama, drinking
    tea in a fancy open cafe...
[10:52] ---
    Juvia wishes a tranquil day
    like this would last forever...
[10:59] ---
    Gimme some tea! Tea, I said! With iron in it!
[11:03] ---
    They've got that inside the
    shop, so get it from there!
[11:06] ---
    The shop doesn't get much sunlight inside,
    so the iron is probably all rusty!
[11:10] ---
    It's better to be out here!
[11:13] ---
    Gajeel-kun...
[11:16] ---
    Don't get in Juvia's way.
[11:19] ---
    What's the problem? We're just
    gonna drink together is all.
[11:23] ---
    Juvia told you... don't get in my way!
[11:27] ---
    Knock it off! You'll rust me out!
[11:30] ---
    That's what it's like...
[11:33] ---
    I don't get you. But it's
    a pain in the ass...
[11:36] ---
    That's the kind of woman Juvia is.
[11:41] ---
    Are you alright, Wendy?
[11:42] ---
    Yes! I'll do my best.
[11:44] ---
    We'll almost be at our destination once
    we make it past this mountain pass.
[11:48] ---
    Right!
[11:52] ---
    What the heck is that?
[11:53] ---
    A storm...
[11:55] ---
    I guess the weather in the
    mountains changes quickly...
[11:59] ---
    What is this?! This is way too powerful!
[12:01] ---
    Yesterday, the weather
    was... I can't remember.
[12:10] ---
    It's that Grim Reaper guy!
[12:13] ---
    He's like a walking freakish weather system.
[12:15] ---
    I take it that he used to
    be Erigor-san of Eisenwald.
[12:20] ---
    Eisenwald... Erigor...
[12:24] ---
    They ring no bells...
[12:26] ---
    What's with you? You've got a lousy memory.
[12:31] ---
    But I do know what the weather
    is going to be like next...
[12:35] ---
    A blast of wind from above!
[12:39] ---
    Along with occasional
    tornadoes from the side!
[12:44] ---
    Not even flies
[12:47] ---
    would dare defy natural phenomena.
[12:50] ---
    This guy...
[12:51] ---
    Bickslow-san, I'll support you!
[12:55] ---
    Alright! We ain't flies!
[12:58] ---
    Don't underestimate Fairy Tail wizards!
[13:01] ---
    A gale from below!
[13:12] ---
    What's wrong? Are you just all talk?
[13:14] ---
    Dammit!
[13:16] ---
    I'll heal you...
[13:17] ---
    We don't got time for that!
[13:20] ---
    That's...
[13:22] ---
    Fairy... Tail... It's not coming to me...
[13:27] ---
    But I know what the next
    weather pattern will be...
[13:32] ---
    Storm... A storm! A storm
    from right in front of you!
[13:38] ---
    I'll stop it!
[13:39] ---
    Roar of the Sky Dragon!
[13:44] ---
    What kind of soul does that girl have?!
[13:47] ---
    Followed by lightning from behind!
[13:56] ---
    You hit 'em, huh?
[13:58] ---
    I've already moved the souls to other dolls!
[14:01] ---
    Take this! Zero Distance Baryon Formation!
[14:08] ---
    What...?!
[14:10] ---
    Hey, it's cowardly to fly out of the way!
[14:13] ---
    So it seems... I had forgotten...
[14:17] ---
    By the way, who are you two?
[14:19] ---
    What the hell?
[14:21] ---
    He's already forgotten about us.
[14:24] ---
    Wing Slash of the Sky Dragon!
[14:27] ---
    You challenge me, master of weather
    phenomena, with wind magic?
[14:32] ---
    You should know your place!
[14:35] ---
    Wendy! Watch out!
[14:41] ---
    Be careful of flying objects
    due to strong wind!
[14:50] ---
    Cow stink!
[14:55] ---
    Oh, no... It's my fault...
[14:58] ---
    Bickslow-san!
[15:03] ---
    The Infinity Clock was completed
    and stolen by Oracion Seis.
[15:08] ---
    So what are you people after now?
[15:13] ---
    According to my calculations,
[15:15] ---
    the situation is becoming more complicated
    than first anticipated, Nii-san.
[15:21] ---
    So much that my calculations can't keep up.
[15:23] ---
    I know!
[15:25] ---
    You want to help us, don't you?
    After all, you're a fellow Exceed!
[15:29] ---
    You guess correctly.
[15:31] ---
    If they're not careful,
[15:32] ---
    it's likely the humans will find
    themselves powerless to do anything.
[15:36] ---
    You say this now?!
[15:38] ---
    I thought Zentopia's teachings
    were everything to you.
[15:41] ---
    Doctrine is important too, but
    this is no time to be particular.
[15:46] ---
    I see.
[15:47] ---
    So what should we do?
[15:51] ---
    Sorry, but as Happy only
    ever has fish on the mind,
[15:54] ---
    and Nii-san is just a musclehead, you
    two wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
[15:57] ---
    How rude!
[15:59] ---
    Did you come here to start another fight?!
[16:01] ---
    Carla...
[16:03] ---
    Did you sense anything with
    your power of precognition?
[16:08] ---
    I saw various unclear images,
    but they made me feel uneasy...
[16:14] ---
    Images of the Key of the Starry Heavens?
[16:17] ---
    Yes. I think it was a warning.
[16:22] ---
    You weren't meant to collect
    the pieces of the clock.
[16:25] ---
    It seems the device was originally
    the property of Zentopia.
[16:28] ---
    And now, we're being given
    an unfathomable mission.
[16:33] ---
    Do you wanna know the future, Sammy?
[16:38] ---
    What's most ominous of all
[16:40] ---
    is the possibility that Zentopia's
    doctrine is being misused.
[16:47] ---
    What the hell is this?
[16:49] ---
    We didn't get here in time?
[16:55] ---
    Why... do we...
[16:58] ---
    ...have to attack a church?
[17:02] ---
    I totally... don't get it...
[17:07] ---
    His Holiness gave us this mission, remember?
[17:10] ---
    Why do you keep griping about it?
[17:13] ---
    Telepathy?
[17:14] ---
    Not Oracion Seis... Is that Legion?
[17:22] ---
    Guild wizards?
[17:25] ---
    Are you one of Zentopia's, asshole?
[17:27] ---
    A falling out?
[17:29] ---
    Why did we... have to do that... to a priest?
[17:32] ---
    His Holiness's words are the Archbishop's
    words. In other words, it's doctrine.
[17:37] ---
    If we're told to destroy something,
    it's Legion's job to destroy it!
[17:42] ---
    According to doctrine, never,
    ever doubt the faith!
[17:48] ---
    Bastard...
[17:52] ---
    Scatter, traitor!
[17:57] ---
    Don't!
[18:01] ---
    What the...?!
[18:03] ---
    An explosion... No, that's not it...
[18:07] ---
    Gajeel-kun, be careful!
[18:08] ---
    I don't like you, asshole!
[18:13] ---
    It seems you both have extremely high levels
    of magic in your bodies. How convenient.
[18:28] ---
    Pretty lights! What a nice rapture!
[18:33] ---
    What the hell is this thing?!
[18:36] ---
    Juvia doesn't know this magic...
[18:39] ---
    It's based on explosions... Rapture Magic...
[18:44] ---
    He swells up the magic power in a person's
    body instantaneously and makes it explode.
[18:49] ---
    Scatter! Scatter!
[18:53] ---
    Juvia! Don't give in!
[18:56] ---
    I know, Gajeel-kun!
[18:57] ---
    As long as you have magic power in your body,
[19:00] ---
    I can keep you two dancing to my tune.
[19:09] ---
    Does it hurt?!
[19:11] ---
    Embrace the pain...
[19:16] ---
    Archbishop...
[19:19] ---
    Why did you release someone like this?
[19:23] ---
    This... is what Zentopia teaches?
[19:30] ---
    Hey! Ain't anybody home?!
[19:35] ---
    We don't allow outsiders to enter.
[19:39] ---
    Don't be so petty. Just open the damn door.
[19:43] ---
    Hey!
[19:44] ---
    That was too straight.
[19:46] ---
    When it comes to seducing a woman,
    the best way is a straight pitch.
[19:50] ---
    What is it that you're proud of?
[19:53] ---
    There's only one thing to do.
    Laki... Come here a second.
[19:57] ---
    Wha...?!
[19:58] ---
    Listen...
[19:59] ---
    If you lay a hand on me, I'll tell Cana!
[20:02] ---
    It'll be a mix of truth
    and lies, with 85% lies!
[20:06] ---
    Not that. I'm being serious here...
[20:10] ---
    Look carefully at this abbey.
[20:23] ---
    Molding Magic certainly is convenient.
[20:26] ---
    Hey! Don't take advantage of the
    situation to touch my privates!
[20:31] ---
    Don't kick me!
[20:34] ---
    It stinks!
[20:34] ---
    Sorry. It slipped out...
[20:42] ---
    They spotted us...
[20:43] ---
    Yeesh. It turned out this way after all...
[20:46] ---
    And whose fault is that?!
[20:53] ---
    What is this?
[20:54] ---
    All the hair on my body is standing on end!
[20:57] ---
    You mean to say these people
    are creeping you out, right?
[21:00] ---
    Wood Make! Heart's Sense of Distance!
[21:03] ---
    Don't try and mob us!
[21:06] ---
    Don't! You can't hit a nun!
[21:18] ---
    What's with these people?!
[21:21] ---
    Jeez, what a pain in the ass!
[21:23] ---
    Stay away, I said!
[21:27] ---
    That's enough, assholes!
[21:31] ---
    Y-You massacred them?!
[21:33] ---
    No! Look closely!
[21:36] ---
    They ain't human!
[21:40] ---
    What is this? A doll made
    from earth and wood?
[21:44] ---
    It doesn't seem like Molding Magic...
[21:47] ---
    What are those Zentopia clowns thinking?
[21:52] ---
    Or more like, what are they hiding?
[21:56] ---
    Maybe it's something even
    worse than the Master feared.
[22:01] ---
    Yeah...
[22:02] ---
    It looks like you were
    right on the money, Macao.
[22:10] ---
    No need to hold back. Let's move in!
[23:55] ---
    Hasn't Oracion Seis gotten a lot stronger
    than the last time we fought them?
[23:59] ---
    Maybe it's because they can't
    afford to lose for some reason...
[24:02] ---
    Could be. But we can't afford to lose either!
[24:06] ---
    You said it! We're gonna
    wipe the floor with them
[24:08] ---
    and keep that chaos whatever from happenin'!
[24:10] ---
    Natsu, that's a pretty important key phrase.
[24:14] ---
    Next time: Anti-Link!
[24:16] ---
    Winning is more important than words!
[24:19] ---
    Well, yeah, but that's a blunt conclusion.
[24:22] ---
    It's better to keep it simple
    with stuff like this.
[24:24] ---