# 142 - Battle Discord
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6DQDD3WR/fairy-tail)
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**[01:50] ---**
I'm surprised you're knockin' back the
booze during an emergency like this.
**[01:54] ---**
Hey, I know this guy. He's Gryder, a
notorious drunk around these parts.
**[01:59] ---**
Nice that you're able to afford it.
**[02:00] ---**
Meanwhile, we're racing around
in the name of justice.
**[02:05] ---**
Justice?
**[02:06] ---**
That's right.
**[02:07] ---**
Justice towards fighting against
the returned Oracion Seis.
**[02:11] ---**
Justice towards protecting
the citizens of Fiore.
**[02:15] ---**
Gryder, you got any sense of justice?
**[02:20] ---**
Justice, my ass! I don't wanna hear it!
**[02:23] ---**
What the hell?!
**[02:24] ---**
You think you can get away with
pickin' a fight with Fiore soldiers?!
**[02:34] ---**
Your teleportation speed is rusty.
**[02:36] ---**
Stop this, Doranbolt.
**[02:39] ---**
I'm Mest. The traitor, Mest Gryder.
**[02:44] ---**
You're still using that name?
**[02:47] ---**
Whatever. I need to speak with you.
**[02:51] ---**
Follow me.
**[02:59] ---**
What's wrong with justice? There
was a time when even you...
**[03:03] ---**
I...
**[03:05] ---**
I abandoned Wendy.
**[03:07] ---**
I abandoned all of them.
**[03:14] ---**
How is that justice?
**[03:18] ---**
There's no need for you to fixate on justice.
**[03:21] ---**
Right now, I need your strength.
**[03:25] ---**
That's why I'm here.
**[03:26] ---**
Lahar...
**[03:29] ---**
Come with me, Doranbolt.
**[03:31] ---**
I'll apologize if it'll help.
**[03:34] ---**
Alright?
**[03:36] ---**
I'm not Doranbolt.
**[03:40] ---**
My name is Mest. Call me that.
**[03:45] ---**
Alright. First, lay off the booze.
**[03:55] ---**
Battle Discord!
**[04:01] ---**
Jackass! You're no Man!
**[04:07] ---**
I'll take care of you later, Octopus Man!
**[04:13] ---**
You must be really confident to look away!
**[04:18] ---**
Here it comes!
**[04:20] ---**
Magic Crunchy-kun!
**[04:26] ---**
I can't see anything!
**[04:28] ---**
What the hell are you doin'?!
**[04:30] ---**
Sorry!
**[04:31] ---**
Wait!
**[04:32] ---**
He's a tough opponent. We need
to beat him with teamwork!
**[04:36] ---**
Alright!
**[04:37] ---**
Fine!
**[04:39] ---**
Cancer, please!
**[04:41] ---**
Leave it to me-ebi!
**[04:43] ---**
Man!
**[04:45] ---**
Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
**[04:50] ---**
Here it comes! Steel Wall!
**[04:56] ---**
Natsu, you moron!
**[04:57] ---**
Do you mean to cook and eat me-ebi?!
**[04:59] ---**
Uh-oh...
**[04:59] ---**
It's *my* fault?!
**[05:03] ---**
Who are you glarin' at?!
I'll punch you first!
**[05:06] ---**
I wanna cut that hair-ebi!
**[05:09] ---**
Don't fight amongst yourselves!
**[05:12] ---**
It looks like they just don't get along.
**[05:14] ---**
But...
**[05:17] ---**
...this time the teams were
decided by Cana's divination.
**[05:20] ---**
The combos should have good chemistry and
their destinations should be on target.
**[05:28] ---**
Chemistry, huh?
**[05:31] ---**
Come on, already. My feet hurt...
**[05:35] ---**
Who goes mountain climbing in heels?
**[05:37] ---**
Well, after all, I'm a fairy...
**[05:40] ---**
You lost me...
**[05:41] ---**
It hurts, it hurts...
**[05:42] ---**
Shut up and walk.
**[05:44] ---**
What's your problem?! I
told you I'm in pain here!
**[05:47] ---**
You should worry about me at least a little!
**[05:49] ---**
You make a fuss just over that?
**[05:51] ---**
You should stop whining
and focus on moving ahead.
**[05:55] ---**
Give me a break. Acting like she's
the leader... Who appointed her?
**[06:02] ---**
Did you say something?
**[06:04] ---**
Not especially...
**[06:07] ---**
What a pain in the ass. Why
were they put together?
**[06:14] ---**
Somebody is complimenting me again.
**[06:17] ---**
I wouldn't be too sure of that...
**[06:20] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[06:25] ---**
There it is! Lightning Bonus!
**[06:33] ---**
Nee-san, are you okay?!
**[06:35] ---**
I don't think I am...
**[06:39] ---**
Up against my Slot Magic,
you're less than worms!
**[06:44] ---**
I think I'll bombard you
with dizzying changes!
**[06:50] ---**
Bastard!
**[06:51] ---**
We won't accomplish anything
like this! What do we do?
**[06:54] ---**
Ain't nothin' to think about!
There's only one thing to do!
**[06:58] ---**
Kick his ass!
**[07:01] ---**
Okay!
**[07:02] ---**
Totally hot! A shaggy pool!
**[07:07] ---**
Now this is my moment to shine-ebi!
**[07:14] ---**
Nobody asked you to do this!
**[07:16] ---**
Ebi... It was out of habit...
**[07:23] ---**
Never mind teamwork, at this rate...
**[07:25] ---**
We're all different!
**[07:27] ---**
It can't be helped! Like they say,
each to their own taste, right?
**[07:31] ---**
Yeah, but I've got fish,
you have Darjeeling tea...
**[07:36] ---**
...and Lily has... kiwi?!
**[07:38] ---**
It's delicious when you sink your
teeth into it, skin and all.
**[07:43] ---**
Is that how you're supposed to eat it?
**[07:46] ---**
The sour taste spreads through my mouth,
along with a subtle sweetness,
**[07:49] ---**
and the sensation of the skin!
**[07:51] ---**
It's delicious! I can't get enough!
**[07:53] ---**
The sensation of the skin?
**[07:56] ---**
What's that smell?
**[07:59] ---**
As for me, I like this...
**[08:02] ---**
Mushrooms sautéed in butter.
**[08:05] ---**
Sammy!
**[08:06] ---**
Hello, Nii-san. Happy and Carla, too.
**[08:14] ---**
You're all silly little brats!
**[08:17] ---**
It's comin' again!
**[08:19] ---**
Rain...
**[08:21] ---**
Rain? I see!
**[08:23] ---**
Gate of the Water Bearer, I open thee!
**[08:28] ---**
Aquarius!
**[08:34] ---**
You called, girl?
**[08:36] ---**
And you summoned me *again* from muddy water...
**[08:40] ---**
You looking to get hurt?!
**[08:42] ---**
I-I'm sorry...
**[08:44] ---**
But don't threaten me! Do something
about that machine monster!
**[08:47] ---**
Why do you *always* summon
me when I'm on a date?
**[08:51] ---**
Out of jealousy?
**[08:52] ---**
No...
**[08:53] ---**
Fine. I'll take care of
this punk nice and quick!
**[08:57] ---**
Man!
**[08:58] ---**
No fair! I'm gonna hit him first!
**[09:02] ---**
Actually, you're going to turn right around!
**[09:11] ---**
Totally hot!
**[09:14] ---**
Stay outta my way!
**[09:16] ---**
You stay outta my way!
**[09:18] ---**
Both of you, shut the hell up!
**[09:21] ---**
Why is this happening?!
**[09:23] ---**
They're not working together at all!
**[09:28] ---**
Only a little left...
**[09:31] ---**
Say, Nico, I wonder how many more
years this tree will live...
**[09:37] ---**
Katja-sama! What are you doing here?!
**[09:42] ---**
I was looking at this tree.
**[09:46] ---**
You can't do that! Don't wander around
outside! The situation we're in right now...
**[09:51] ---**
I know it very well. And how
little time we have left, too.
**[09:55] ---**
In that case...
**[09:57] ---**
Maybe this tree will remember
us... is what I was thinking.
**[10:04] ---**
One more thing...
**[10:06] ---**
Word is that Fabrizio was
found and taken away.
**[10:09] ---**
Oh?
**[10:11] ---**
Maybe it's my turn next...
**[10:14] ---**
If you're scared, you can escape, Nico.
**[10:28] ---**
Is it that disagreeable
to be paired up with me?
**[10:32] ---**
No, but...
**[10:34] ---**
If you don't like it, you're free
to run to that naked bastard.
**[10:38] ---**
I don't dislike you, Gajeel-kun.
**[10:40] ---**
But... But... Grey-sama...
**[10:44] ---**
On a beautiful, warm day,
**[10:47] ---**
Juvia and Grey-sama, drinking
tea in a fancy open cafe...
**[10:52] ---**
Juvia wishes a tranquil day
like this would last forever...
**[10:59] ---**
Gimme some tea! Tea, I said! With iron in it!
**[11:03] ---**
They've got that inside the
shop, so get it from there!
**[11:06] ---**
The shop doesn't get much sunlight inside,
so the iron is probably all rusty!
**[11:10] ---**
It's better to be out here!
**[11:13] ---**
Gajeel-kun...
**[11:16] ---**
Don't get in Juvia's way.
**[11:19] ---**
What's the problem? We're just
gonna drink together is all.
**[11:23] ---**
Juvia told you... don't get in my way!
**[11:27] ---**
Knock it off! You'll rust me out!
**[11:30] ---**
That's what it's like...
**[11:33] ---**
I don't get you. But it's
a pain in the ass...
**[11:36] ---**
That's the kind of woman Juvia is.
**[11:41] ---**
Are you alright, Wendy?
**[11:42] ---**
Yes! I'll do my best.
**[11:44] ---**
We'll almost be at our destination once
we make it past this mountain pass.
**[11:48] ---**
Right!
**[11:52] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[11:53] ---**
A storm...
**[11:55] ---**
I guess the weather in the
mountains changes quickly...
**[11:59] ---**
What is this?! This is way too powerful!
**[12:01] ---**
Yesterday, the weather
was... I can't remember.
**[12:10] ---**
It's that Grim Reaper guy!
**[12:13] ---**
He's like a walking freakish weather system.
**[12:15] ---**
I take it that he used to
be Erigor-san of Eisenwald.
**[12:20] ---**
Eisenwald... Erigor...
**[12:24] ---**
They ring no bells...
**[12:26] ---**
What's with you? You've got a lousy memory.
**[12:31] ---**
But I do know what the weather
is going to be like next...
**[12:35] ---**
A blast of wind from above!
**[12:39] ---**
Along with occasional
tornadoes from the side!
**[12:44] ---**
Not even flies
**[12:47] ---**
would dare defy natural phenomena.
**[12:50] ---**
This guy...
**[12:51] ---**
Bickslow-san, I'll support you!
**[12:55] ---**
Alright! We ain't flies!
**[12:58] ---**
Don't underestimate Fairy Tail wizards!
**[13:01] ---**
A gale from below!
**[13:12] ---**
What's wrong? Are you just all talk?
**[13:14] ---**
Dammit!
**[13:16] ---**
I'll heal you...
**[13:17] ---**
We don't got time for that!
**[13:20] ---**
That's...
**[13:22] ---**
Fairy... Tail... It's not coming to me...
**[13:27] ---**
But I know what the next
weather pattern will be...
**[13:32] ---**
Storm... A storm! A storm
from right in front of you!
**[13:38] ---**
I'll stop it!
**[13:39] ---**
Roar of the Sky Dragon!
**[13:44] ---**
What kind of soul does that girl have?!
**[13:47] ---**
Followed by lightning from behind!
**[13:56] ---**
You hit 'em, huh?
**[13:58] ---**
I've already moved the souls to other dolls!
**[14:01] ---**
Take this! Zero Distance Baryon Formation!
**[14:08] ---**
What...?!
**[14:10] ---**
Hey, it's cowardly to fly out of the way!
**[14:13] ---**
So it seems... I had forgotten...
**[14:17] ---**
By the way, who are you two?
**[14:19] ---**
What the hell?
**[14:21] ---**
He's already forgotten about us.
**[14:24] ---**
Wing Slash of the Sky Dragon!
**[14:27] ---**
You challenge me, master of weather
phenomena, with wind magic?
**[14:32] ---**
You should know your place!
**[14:35] ---**
Wendy! Watch out!
**[14:41] ---**
Be careful of flying objects
due to strong wind!
**[14:50] ---**
Cow stink!
**[14:55] ---**
Oh, no... It's my fault...
**[14:58] ---**
Bickslow-san!
**[15:03] ---**
The Infinity Clock was completed
and stolen by Oracion Seis.
**[15:08] ---**
So what are you people after now?
**[15:13] ---**
According to my calculations,
**[15:15] ---**
the situation is becoming more complicated
than first anticipated, Nii-san.
**[15:21] ---**
So much that my calculations can't keep up.
**[15:23] ---**
I know!
**[15:25] ---**
You want to help us, don't you?
After all, you're a fellow Exceed!
**[15:29] ---**
You guess correctly.
**[15:31] ---**
If they're not careful,
**[15:32] ---**
it's likely the humans will find
themselves powerless to do anything.
**[15:36] ---**
You say this *now*?!
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I thought Zentopia's teachings
were everything to you.
**[15:41] ---**
Doctrine is important too, but
this is no time to be particular.
**[15:46] ---**
I see.
**[15:47] ---**
So what should we do?
**[15:51] ---**
Sorry, but as Happy only
ever has fish on the mind,
**[15:54] ---**
and Nii-san is just a musclehead, you
two wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
**[15:57] ---**
How rude!
**[15:59] ---**
Did you come here to start another fight?!
**[16:01] ---**
Carla...
**[16:03] ---**
Did you sense anything with
your power of precognition?
**[16:08] ---**
I saw various unclear images,
but they made me feel uneasy...
**[16:14] ---**
Images of the Key of the Starry Heavens?
**[16:17] ---**
Yes. I think it was a warning.
**[16:22] ---**
You weren't meant to collect
the pieces of the clock.
**[16:25] ---**
It seems the device was originally
the property of Zentopia.
**[16:28] ---**
And now, we're being given
an unfathomable mission.
**[16:33] ---**
Do you wanna know the future, Sammy?
**[16:38] ---**
What's most ominous of all
**[16:40] ---**
is the possibility that Zentopia's
doctrine is being misused.
**[16:47] ---**
What the hell is this?
**[16:49] ---**
We didn't get here in time?
**[16:55] ---**
Why... do we...
**[16:58] ---**
...have to attack a church?
**[17:02] ---**
I totally... don't get it...
**[17:07] ---**
His Holiness gave us this mission, remember?
**[17:10] ---**
Why do you keep griping about it?
**[17:13] ---**
Telepathy?
**[17:14] ---**
Not Oracion Seis... Is that Legion?
**[17:22] ---**
Guild wizards?
**[17:25] ---**
Are you one of Zentopia's, asshole?
**[17:27] ---**
A falling out?
**[17:29] ---**
Why did we... have to do that... to a priest?
**[17:32] ---**
His Holiness's words are the Archbishop's
words. In other words, it's doctrine.
**[17:37] ---**
If we're told to destroy something,
it's Legion's job to destroy it!
**[17:42] ---**
According to doctrine, never,
ever doubt the faith!
**[17:48] ---**
Bastard...
**[17:52] ---**
Scatter, traitor!
**[17:57] ---**
Don't!
**[18:01] ---**
What the...?!
**[18:03] ---**
An explosion... No, that's not it...
**[18:07] ---**
Gajeel-kun, be careful!
**[18:08] ---**
I don't like you, asshole!
**[18:13] ---**
It seems you both have extremely high levels
of magic in your bodies. How convenient.
**[18:28] ---**
Pretty lights! What a nice rapture!
**[18:33] ---**
What the hell is this thing?!
**[18:36] ---**
Juvia doesn't know this magic...
**[18:39] ---**
It's based on explosions... Rapture Magic...
**[18:44] ---**
He swells up the magic power in a person's
body instantaneously and makes it explode.
**[18:49] ---**
Scatter! Scatter!
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Juvia! Don't give in!
**[18:56] ---**
I know, Gajeel-kun!
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As long as you have magic power in your body,
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I can keep you two dancing to my tune.
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Does it hurt?!
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Embrace the pain...
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Archbishop...
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Why did you release someone like this?
**[19:23] ---**
This... is what Zentopia teaches?
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Hey! Ain't anybody home?!
**[19:35] ---**
We don't allow outsiders to enter.
**[19:39] ---**
Don't be so petty. Just open the damn door.
**[19:43] ---**
Hey!
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That was too straight.
**[19:46] ---**
When it comes to seducing a woman,
the best way is a straight pitch.
**[19:50] ---**
What is it that you're proud of?
**[19:53] ---**
There's only one thing to do.
Laki... Come here a second.
**[19:57] ---**
Wha...?!
**[19:58] ---**
Listen...
**[19:59] ---**
If you lay a hand on me, I'll tell Cana!
**[20:02] ---**
It'll be a mix of truth
and lies, with 85% lies!
**[20:06] ---**
Not that. I'm being serious here...
**[20:10] ---**
Look carefully at this abbey.
**[20:23] ---**
Molding Magic certainly is convenient.
**[20:26] ---**
Hey! Don't take advantage of the
situation to touch my privates!
**[20:31] ---**
Don't kick me!
**[20:34] ---**
It stinks!
**[20:34] ---**
Sorry. It slipped out...
**[20:42] ---**
They spotted us...
**[20:43] ---**
Yeesh. It turned out this way after all...
**[20:46] ---**
And whose fault is that?!
**[20:53] ---**
What is this?
**[20:54] ---**
All the hair on my body is standing on end!
**[20:57] ---**
You mean to say these people
are creeping you out, right?
**[21:00] ---**
Wood Make! Heart's Sense of Distance!
**[21:03] ---**
Don't try and mob us!
**[21:06] ---**
Don't! You can't hit a nun!
**[21:18] ---**
What's with these people?!
**[21:21] ---**
Jeez, what a pain in the ass!
**[21:23] ---**
Stay away, I said!
**[21:27] ---**
That's enough, assholes!
**[21:31] ---**
Y-You massacred them?!
**[21:33] ---**
No! Look closely!
**[21:36] ---**
They ain't human!
**[21:40] ---**
What is this? A doll made
from earth and wood?
**[21:44] ---**
It doesn't seem like Molding Magic...
**[21:47] ---**
What are those Zentopia clowns thinking?
**[21:52] ---**
Or more like, what are they hiding?
**[21:56] ---**
Maybe it's something even
worse than the Master feared.
**[22:01] ---**
Yeah...
**[22:02] ---**
It looks like you were
right on the money, Macao.
**[22:10] ---**
No need to hold back. Let's move in!
**[23:55] ---**
Hasn't Oracion Seis gotten a lot stronger
than the last time we fought them?
**[23:59] ---**
Maybe it's because they can't
afford to lose for some reason...
**[24:02] ---**
Could be. But we can't afford to lose either!
**[24:06] ---**
You said it! We're gonna
wipe the floor with them
**[24:08] ---**
and keep that chaos whatever from happenin'!
**[24:10] ---**
Natsu, that's a pretty important key phrase.
**[24:14] ---**
Next time: Anti-Link!
**[24:16] ---**
Winning is more important than words!
**[24:19] ---**
Well, yeah, but that's a blunt conclusion.
**[24:22] ---**
It's better to keep it simple
with stuff like this.
**[24:24] ---**