126 - The Truly Evil Jiggle Butt Gang!

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[01:49] ---
    I can't take any more... I'm at my limit...
[01:51] ---
    Let me off...
[01:53] ---
    You just need to suck it up for another
    two hours! Hang in there, Natsu!
[01:56] ---
    What a pathetic man!
[01:59] ---
    You people...
[02:01] ---
    Wendy, lay another Troia on the poor guy!
[02:04] ---
    At this rate, Natsu will melt into
    nothingness before we reach our destination!
[02:08] ---
    All right, then...
[02:13] ---
    Troia!
[02:23] ---
    Huh? It's not working!
[02:27] ---
    The Truly Evil Jiggle Butt Gang!
[02:32] ---
    I'm gonna die! Do something!
[02:35] ---
    Huh? That's strange!
[02:37] ---
    I'll try it once more!
[02:41] ---
    It's not really making a difference...
[02:43] ---
    Troia! Troia! Troia!
[02:51] ---
    It's not having any effect!
[02:54] ---
    Why not?!
[02:55] ---
    Usually, he feels better right away...
[02:58] ---
    A power shortage?
[03:00] ---
    It can only be one thing...
[03:03] ---
    With the spell cast on him every time
    he got on some form of transportation...
[03:08] ---
    ...Natsu has built up a Troia resistance!
[03:12] ---
    A-A Troia resistance?!
[03:14] ---
    I don't believe it! Is that even possible?!
[03:17] ---
    It certainly is possible.
[03:19] ---
    He's slow on the uptake, though, which
    is why it worked as long as it did.
[03:24] ---
    There's nothing we can do about it, Natsu.
[03:26] ---
    You'll just have to rely on will power alone
[03:28] ---
    to get you through the next two hours.
[03:29] ---
    My goodness...
[03:30] ---
    You people...
[03:32] ---
    Easy for you to say...
[03:36] ---
    This time, Natsu and the others have
    accepted a job from a wealthy person,
[03:41] ---
    their mission to safely escort
    a great deal of gold by freight
[03:46] ---
    to their client's connection.
[03:50] ---
    The trip takes six hours from Magnolia,
    heading due west across the continent.
[03:57] ---
    Thus far, four hours have
    passed without incident,
[04:02] ---
    but Natsu and the rest had no way of knowing
[04:06] ---
    that a terrible evil was silently
    creeping towards them...
[04:21] ---
    Alright! You two better get fired up!
[04:24] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:25] ---
    For we're the notorious robbers...
[04:31] ---
    The Jiggle Butt Gang!
[04:33] ---
    Sound off, Lackey A!
[04:34] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:35] ---
    Lackey B!
[04:36] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:38] ---
    Right now, we're about to embark on
[04:39] ---
    Operation: Steal the Gold Cargo from
    the Freight Train and Good Riddance!
[04:44] ---
    Alright!
[04:46] ---
    Sneak!
[04:47] ---
    Sneak!
[04:48] ---
    Sneak!
[04:49] ---
    Sneak-sneak-sneak-sneak-sneak...
[04:51] ---
    Sneak!
[04:53] ---
    Okay. That's the freight car!
[04:57] ---
    Just one more step to the treasure.
[04:59] ---
    Our plan is flawless...
[05:03] ---
    W-W-W-Who the hell is he?!
[05:05] ---
    What's he doing in there?!
[05:07] ---
    What do we do?!
[05:08] ---
    Revise the plan?!
[05:10] ---
    Don't panic. True evil
    doesn't revise its plans!
[05:14] ---
    At a time like this, true evil gets crafty!
[05:18] ---
    Listen, you two! While I distract that
    guy, you scout out the freight car!
[05:23] ---
    Roger!
[05:28] ---
    Are you okay?! Pull yourself together!
[05:31] ---
    Skulk-butt...
[05:32] ---
    Slink-butt...
[05:33] ---
    What's wrong, laddy, you
    got motion sickness?!
[05:33] ---
    Sneak-butt...
[05:36] ---
    Yeah, well... I don't know who you
    are, but I feel a little better now.
[05:43] ---
    Worrying about a complete
    stranger, old man...
[05:47] ---
    That makes you a good guy in my book...
[05:49] ---
    A good guy?!
[05:50] ---
    Compared to the jerks in
    there, who accepted this job
[05:54] ---
    even though they knew I'd
    get motion sickness...
[05:57] ---
    Job? What kind of job is that?
[06:01] ---
    We're escorting this freight.
[06:04] ---
    Oh... So your comrades are bodyguards, eh?
[06:09] ---
    We can sneak a peek through here.
[06:11] ---
    Quietly, quietly...
[06:13] ---
    Open-butt...
[06:15] ---
    Don't worry about it, Wendy!
[06:19] ---
    It's no use. When something
    like this happens,
[06:21] ---
    it takes a long time for
    her to snap out of it.
[06:23] ---
    And Natsu knew he'd get sick on this job,
[06:25] ---
    so maybe he shouldn't have
    signed on from the start.
[06:28] ---
    You're right, but he seemed to
    have nothing else going on...
[06:34] ---
    Still, for magic not to work at
    a time when it's really needed,
[06:38] ---
    that makes me a failure as a wizard.
[06:40] ---
    That's taking it too far!
[06:42] ---
    Wizard?!
[06:44] ---
    I know how you feel, laddy.
[06:46] ---
    It's tough when things don't work
    out smoothly with your colleagues...
[06:50] ---
    Even more so when you're the leader!
[06:54] ---
    You understand my viewpoint, old man?!
[06:57] ---
    Hey, you gonna be okay?!
[06:59] ---
    Boss!
[07:00] ---
    W-What?! You scared the crap out of me!
[07:02] ---
    There are people inside!
[07:04] ---
    I know. They're guarding the cargo.
[07:08] ---
    It turns out they're wizards!
[07:11] ---
    They've all got this mark!
[07:13] ---
    Then they're in a guild, eh?
[07:16] ---
    That's a bit of a nuisance.
[07:18] ---
    I'm all out of stuff to throw up!
[07:21] ---
    Huh? There are more of you?
[07:24] ---
    These are my buddies!
[07:26] ---
    They're nice guys too, so
    they came to look after you!
[07:30] ---
    When someone's in need, it's not in
    their nature to look the other way.
[07:33] ---
    You're all good guys!
[07:37] ---
    Don't throw in the towel, laddy! Us
    good guys are behind you all the way!
[07:45] ---
    Natsu? Come on in.
[07:48] ---
    I wonder if he feels better...
[07:50] ---
    He's dense, so maybe it just took
    time for the magic to take effect.
[07:54] ---
    Natsu-san, what's wrong?!
[07:58] ---
    Hello, there!
[07:59] ---
    Pardon us!
[08:00] ---
    Um... M-May I ask who you are?
[08:03] ---
    Please excuse us...
[08:05] ---
    Hey! Only authorized people
    are allowed in here...
[08:10] ---
    The thing is, we found this young
    man lying unconscious out there...
[08:14] ---
    Unconscious?!
[08:16] ---
    Oh, dear! This is more
    serious than I thought!
[08:19] ---
    Oh, for crying out loud...
[08:20] ---
    Natsu-san...
[08:21] ---
    Natsu! Wake up!
[08:30] ---
    What the...?!
[08:31] ---
    Don't move! Unless you don't
    care what happens to this girl?!
[08:36] ---
    Oh, Boss, you're so cool!
[08:38] ---
    Now that's true evil!
[08:39] ---
    True evil?! Don't tell me you
    guys are after this freight...
[08:43] ---
    Bingo! And we ain't afraid of any wizards!
[08:47] ---
    We're the truly evil...
[08:51] ---
    ...notorious robbers, the Jiggle Butt Gang!
SIGN    Jiggle...
[08:57] ---
    What the heck is that...?
[08:58] ---
    Lame...
[08:59] ---
    And Natsu's totally out of it...
[09:01] ---
    Everyone, shut up!
[09:03] ---
    Build up power, you bastards!
[09:05] ---
    Alright!
[09:10] ---
    Hey, you three... what are you doing?!
[09:13] ---
    This is even lamer...
[09:15] ---
    I think I'm gonna throw up...
[09:19] ---
    Listen up! The Jiggle Butt Gang
    has commandeered this cargo!
[09:24] ---
    And I think we'll have all
    of you jump out of the train!
[09:26] ---
    Don't talk stupid! Like any of us would
    obey an order from villains like you!
[09:30] ---
    Are you in any position to talk like that?!
[09:33] ---
    Lucy-san...
[09:35] ---
    It'll be okay, Wendy!
[09:37] ---
    I swear we'll save you!
[09:38] ---
    Your appearance isn't the
    only thing that's dirty!
[09:40] ---
    Time to make your choice! You
    gonna jump off the train or not?!
[09:45] ---
    Well?!
[09:46] ---
    Well?!
[09:47] ---
    Well, well, well!
[09:48] ---
    Well!
[09:49] ---
    We're all charged up! Let's
    go, Secret Jiggle Butt Art!
[09:54] ---
    Gas-Butt...
[09:55] ---
    Triple...
[09:56] ---
    Ecstasy!
[10:04] ---
    Stinks!
[10:08] ---
    Everyone!
[10:11] ---
    My nose is wrinkling! The stink
    is permeating my clothes!
[10:14] ---
    My skin is getting chapped!
    Oh, and I'm falling!
[10:17] ---
    This is how we die?!
[10:19] ---
    You'd let yourself die like this?!
[10:23] ---
    Thanks, you two!
[10:25] ---
    No good! I can't focus my strength
    with that odor lingering in my nose!
[10:29] ---
    Same here...
[10:31] ---
    Give me a break... We're falling!!
[10:51] ---
    Huh? Where is everyone?
[10:55] ---
    Plue! Then you're safe!
[10:59] ---
    Natsu-san! Please wake up!
[11:02] ---
    Hello... Hello...?
[11:12] ---
    Huh? What is this thing?
[11:15] ---
    Plue is a Celestial Spirit.
[11:18] ---
    Plue...
[11:20] ---
    He's strangely cute...
[11:22] ---
    It sends a shock to the raging
    heart of this evil robber...
[11:26] ---
    Um...
[11:28] ---
    Lackey A, Lackey B, get up!
[11:31] ---
    It stinks...
[11:33] ---
    Look! Look! This is a Celestial Spirit!
[11:35] ---
    Have you ever seen such a thing?!
[11:37] ---
    Celestial Spirit?!
[11:38] ---
    Cute...
[11:40] ---
    So soothing...
[11:41] ---
    Charming...
[11:42] ---
    E-Excuse me...
[11:45] ---
    Whoa! Our truly evil plans
    are getting off track!
[11:49] ---
    You need to get fired up again! 23 push-ups!
[11:53] ---
    We have to do it?!
[11:55] ---
    That's kind of a half-assed number!
[11:57] ---
    Enough, just do it!
[11:59] ---
    1-2-3-4...
[12:02] ---
    I'm sure everyone's okay.
[12:04] ---
    Now it's up to me to protect the gold!
[12:07] ---
    What do you intend to do next?
[12:09] ---
    That goes without saying.
    We're just here for the gold.
[12:13] ---
    Unless you can protect it all
    on your own, little lady?
[12:16] ---
    Plue is here, too!
[12:19] ---
    You're still useful to us as hostages!
[12:23] ---
    And if you try meddling with our plans,
[12:25] ---
    what do you think's gonna happen to him?
[12:28] ---
    Boss...
[12:29] ---
    We're done with the push-ups...
[12:31] ---
    This ain't no time to relax!
    Lackey B, get to work!
[12:35] ---
    Yes, sir!
[12:38] ---
    An explosive?!
[12:49] ---
    Alright!
[12:49] ---
    Success!
[12:54] ---
    Oh, no! The cargo!
[12:57] ---
    Now the gold belongs to the Jiggle Butt Gang!
[13:00] ---
    So long!
[13:01] ---
    Prepare propulsive force!
[13:02] ---
    Wave two of Gas-Butt Triple Ecstasy!
[13:05] ---
    Fire!
[13:12] ---
    Hey, up there...
[13:15] ---
    We're going after them, you two!
[13:17] ---
    Well, the inside of my
    nose is clean now, so...
[13:21] ---
    Did you see that, guild?!
    Did you see that, wizards?!
[13:24] ---
    Nothing is impossible for
    the Jiggle Butt Gang!
[13:27] ---
    But the train will soon stop, won't it?
[13:30] ---
    Are you going to fire off a
    round of gas every time it does?
[13:33] ---
    On top of that, it doesn't look like
    you brought along any equipment,
[13:36] ---
    so how are you going to
    carry the freight away?
[13:41] ---
    There's no way you neglected
    to think about that, right?
[13:51] ---
    We've stopped!
[13:53] ---
    What are we gonna do, Boss?!
[13:59] ---
    Did you really think I
    hadn't planned for this?!
[14:03] ---
    With our muscles, there isn't
    anything we can't... do...
[14:07] ---
    So then...
[14:09] ---
    We're gonna rely on my leg muscles!
[14:18] ---
    Boss!
[14:20] ---
    Ow!!
[14:20] ---
    Are you all right?!
[14:22] ---
    Do I look all right?!
[14:24] ---
    In that case...
[14:29] ---
    Miss...
[14:30] ---
    Healing Magic is my specialty.
[14:33] ---
    I just hope it relieves at
    least a little of your pain...
[14:37] ---
    Boss, how do you feel?
[14:38] ---
    Oh... All of a sudden, the pain disappearing!
[14:42] ---
    This girl is no ordinary girl, huh?
[14:46] ---
    Thanks, little lady. That's much better.
[14:49] ---
    Thank goodness...
[14:51] ---
    But y'know, if you've got that kinda
    power, you oughta use it on him, too.
[14:57] ---
    I would if I could.
[14:59] ---
    I do have a spell for motion sickness,
[15:01] ---
    but I used it so much on him that
    it's stopped working altogether...
[15:04] ---
    I've got to become a higher-level wizard...
[15:09] ---
    You've got it rough, huh, Miss?
[15:13] ---
    No, I don't, really.
[15:15] ---
    Everyone in Fairy Tail is really nice.
[15:19] ---
    I'm happy that I joined the guild.
[15:22] ---
    She's bravely holding back her tears!
[15:24] ---
    You know, I don't really see
    you as being all that bad.
[15:28] ---
    Hold it right there! You helped me and all,
[15:32] ---
    but there's no worse insult than
    saying those words to the truly evil!
[15:36] ---
    Listen, when you're truly evil...
[15:39] ---
    Isn't it more important for you to
    figure out how to carry the cargo away?
[15:45] ---
    The girl has a good point.
[15:47] ---
    How are we gonna carry the gold?
[15:50] ---
    Lackeys, assemble!
[15:52] ---
    Yes, sir!
[15:53] ---
    Recently, my butt's starting to sag...
[15:55] ---
    I have to be sharp here...
[15:57] ---
    What would Natsu-san and Lucy-san
    do at a time like this?
[16:02] ---
    That's it!
[16:03] ---
    Excuse me, everyone!
[16:06] ---
    What?!
[16:06] ---
    You scared me!
[16:08] ---
    If you really want gold that badly,
[16:12] ---
    I'll negotiate on your behalf with our client
[16:14] ---
    to try to get him to share
    a little bit with you.
[16:18] ---
    You would do that?!
[16:20] ---
    In exchange, I want you to make a promise.
[16:23] ---
    That you'll never do something
    bad like this again...
[16:25] ---
    That's kind of a tall order...
[16:27] ---
    Fine, then give up on the gold.
[16:29] ---
    Don't be like that!
[16:31] ---
    If you make me that promise, I'll
    get this freight car moving.
[16:36] ---
    You're able to do that?!
[16:37] ---
    Yes! Seeing your gas propulsion
    method gave me an idea.
[16:42] ---
    You're gonna do Gas-Butt Ecstasy?!
[16:47] ---
    No!
[16:48] ---
    Alright, we'll go along
    with your idea, young lady.
[16:52] ---
    Lackeys, assemble!
[16:54] ---
    Listen, we'll just pretend
    to cooperate with her.
[16:57] ---
    The truly evil can't be satisfied
    with just a smidgen of gold!
[17:02] ---
    We'll put her at ease and then,
    as soon as we have our chance,
[17:05] ---
    we'll take it all!
[17:07] ---
    You're a genius, Boss!
[17:08] ---
    The truly evil don't think
    like the common herd, huh?
[17:11] ---
    Okay, young lady, would
    you get this train going?
[17:18] ---
    How's she gonna do it without using Gas-Butt?
[17:21] ---
    You got me... But little as she is,
    she's a wizard with a guild mark.
[17:26] ---
    She can probably let loose
    with powerful magic...
[17:29] ---
    Show us what you've got.
[17:31] ---
    Okay, here I go!
[17:35] ---
    Roar of the Sky Dragon!
[17:42] ---
    Incredible!
[17:44] ---
    What is this?!
[17:47] ---
    That magic...
[17:48] ---
    It's Wendy's!
[17:49] ---
    Happy, hurry!
[17:50] ---
    Aye, sir!
[17:53] ---
    How's this? I think we'll be able to
    make up for lost time in one shot.
[17:57] ---
    Miss, do you happen to be...
    one of them Dragon Slayers?
[18:02] ---
    Yes, actually...
[18:03] ---
    Please let us call you "Lady Boss"!
[18:06] ---
    It's the first time we've ever
    met someone with this much power!
[18:09] ---
    Please join the Jiggle Butt Gang...
    No, let us call you our goddess!
[18:14] ---
    And then...
[18:15] ---
    ...I'd like you to wear the
    Jiggle Butt Gang uniform!
[18:19] ---
    After that, we'll follow you anywhere!
[18:21] ---
    I'm the one who should say, "Ehhhhh!"
[18:24] ---
    Lackeys, assemble!
[18:27] ---
    Are you serious about
    making her our goddess?!
[18:29] ---
    I'm as serious as serious can get... As if!
[18:33] ---
    Look, with the powerful magic she can wield,
[18:36] ---
    the best thing for us to
    do is get her on our side!
[18:38] ---
    We'll use this golden opportunity
    to gain a strong ally!
[18:41] ---
    You're a genius, Boss!
[18:42] ---
    What should I do?
[18:44] ---
    I guess I have no choice but pretend
    to be on their side for now...
[18:47] ---
    I have to do my best here!
[18:49] ---
    I'm the only one who can protect the gold!
[18:55] ---
    In other words, our plan is gonna be to...
[18:56] ---
    Excuse me...
[19:01] ---
    C-Cute...
[19:03] ---
    Wonderful! This is my finest moment
    of being with the Jiggle Butt Gang!
[19:07] ---
    Then you've agreed to become our goddess?!
[19:09] ---
    Yes...
[19:10] ---
    In that case, we start with this pose!
[19:13] ---
    We're the notorious robbers...
[19:15] ---
    The Jiggle Butt Gang!
[19:18] ---
    The train's stopped!
[19:20] ---
    Goddess! If you would...
[19:23] ---
    Certainly!
[19:23] ---
    Roar of the...
[19:25] ---
    Hold it!
[19:26] ---
    What?!
[19:29] ---
    Natsu-san is in there!
[19:31] ---
    Okay...
[19:33] ---
    What kind of cosplay is that?
[19:35] ---
    Wendy... What's the story with that outfit?
[19:37] ---
    Oh, this is, uh...
[19:40] ---
    Natsu! Wake up!
[19:44] ---
    Are you up? Are you alright now?
[19:47] ---
    Has the train stopped?
[19:49] ---
    I think Wendy's in trouble!
[19:51] ---
    What?!
[19:53] ---
    You fiends! What have you done to Wendy?!
[19:56] ---
    And if it's bad, I'll bite
    through your windpipes!
[20:00] ---
    Please help us, goddess!
[20:02] ---
    There's no resisting this.
[20:06] ---
    Lackeys, assemble!
[20:09] ---
    She's consorting with them...
[20:10] ---
    Why are they listening to Wendy?
[20:13] ---
    And what do they mean by "goddess"?
[20:15] ---
    Give up on being truly evil
    and turn over a new leaf.
[20:19] ---
    Why don't you study to become wizards?
[20:22] ---
    Fairy Tail offers a correspondence course.
[20:25] ---
    How about sending away for the materials?
[20:28] ---
    Goddess... You're thinking
    about our welfare that much?
[20:31] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    we never thought about...
[20:33] ---
    ...our future before!
[20:36] ---
    Lady Boss! You really are the best!
[20:39] ---
    What happened...?
[20:41] ---
    She ends up soothing even the
    worst of evil criminals...
[20:44] ---
    It's Wendy's style to go that far.
[20:47] ---
    Her style?
[20:50] ---
    Hey, you three!
[20:51] ---
    Natsu!
[20:52] ---
    I told him everything!
[20:54] ---
    Wendy, the bad guys are
    threatening you, right?
[20:57] ---
    That's not what's going on, Happy!
[20:59] ---
    You acted all nice to me...
    because you're thieves, yeah?
[21:04] ---
    You dared deceive me!
[21:07] ---
    Fire!
[21:09] ---
    Iron Fist...
[21:11] ---
    Natsu-san, wait! I'm in the
    middle of convincing them!
[21:14] ---
    ...of the Fire Dragon!
[21:19] ---
    Look at them fly...
[21:21] ---
    I don't think they're really that bad...
[21:31] ---
    Why did you make me wait so long?!
[21:33] ---
    Our apologies! We had a little
    trouble along the way...
[21:37] ---
    I can't do this anymore...
[21:38] ---
    After that, you got sick all over again, huh?
[21:41] ---
    Anyway, you'll be paid
    half the agreed-upon fee!
[21:44] ---
    That's pretty harsh...
[21:45] ---
    Wendy! Now's the time to work your magic!
[21:48] ---
    Go and sooth this guy's heart!
[21:51] ---
    I'll never forgive that Gas-Butt Brigade!
[21:57] ---
    The Jiggle Butt Gang never gives up!
[22:00] ---
    We're gonna keep going full speed
    ahead 'til we master true evil!
[22:03] ---
    Oh! That was so inspiring!
[22:06] ---
    I'll follow you anywhere!
[22:08] ---
    Let's go! Gas-Butt Triple Ecstasy!
[22:14] ---
    Alright! Second star to the right,
    and straight on to true evil!
[22:18] ---
    Straight on!
[22:20] ---
    We'll be back!!
[23:57] ---
    It's Evil Lord Happy!
[23:58] ---
    Take this! Roar of the Fire Dragon!
[24:01] ---
    What's wrong, Salamander?! I'm over here!
[24:04] ---
    Damn! It's against the
    rules to turn invisible!
[24:07] ---
    Face me fair and square!
[24:09] ---
    You're looking the wrong way!
[24:14] ---
    Next time: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!
[24:17] ---
    I don't think that would work for you, Happy.
[24:19] ---
    Once in a while, I wanna
    be in the spotlight, too!
[24:21] ---
    That's a really sad reason...