211 - Gray vs. Cancer! Dance Battle!

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[00:02] ---
    Shake me! Shake me up! Me?
    Cancer! You? Let's move!
[00:07] ---
    I messed up. I should've gone
    after a different spirit.
[00:11] ---
    Show me your moves-kani!
[00:15] ---
    My moves?
[00:17] ---
    Your hot, cool, soulful moves-kani!
[00:22] ---
    That doesn't explain anything!
[02:01] ---
    All right, question number five
    of the Fairy Tail Cult Quiz.
[02:06] ---
    This man is...
[02:08] ---
    ...Nab, yes?
[02:11] ---
    She almost tricked me into
    pushing the button early.
[02:13] ---
    But what is his full name?
[02:16] ---
    My, my. What a simple question.
[02:20] ---
    For bonus points, isn't it?
[02:22] ---
    R-Right... It's so easy, it's hard.
[02:26] ---
    What's Nab's full name again?
[02:29] ---
    Nab... something.
[02:32] ---
    It's on the tip of my tongue!
[02:35] ---
    Jonah... is Reedus's surname.
[02:38] ---
    Alors... is Max's name.
[02:41] ---
    Rocko... is Warren...
[02:45] ---
    If you can't answer, I'll do it.
[02:48] ---
    That leaves me no choice!
[02:50] ---
    Levy-san!
[02:51] ---
    Nab Celery!
[02:54] ---
    "Celery" is what Nab hates.
[02:58] ---
    Yes, Capricorn-san.
[03:00] ---
    Nab Lasaro!
[03:01] ---
    That's correct!
[03:03] ---
    And this is what happens to Levy-san,
     who made a mistake...
[03:11] ---
    I'm sorry, Nab!
[03:14] ---
    Levy-san's penalty also gets bonus points!
[03:20] ---
    You can't be serious!
[03:22] ---
    On to question six of the
    Fairy Tail Cult Quiz.
[03:28] ---
    Gray vs. Cancer! Dance Battle!
[03:37] ---
    That rat, Loke! Where'd he disappear to?!
[03:40] ---
    He's not here, huh?
[03:42] ---
    He's probably hiding somewhere.
[03:44] ---
    Certainly, this place is perfect
    for playing hide and seek.
[03:51] ---
    Fish?!
[03:52] ---
    No. Loke's scent!
[03:56] ---
    All right. I'll follow his scent!
[04:01] ---
    If Natsu-san is going to do it,
     then so will I!
[04:03] ---
    Me too!
[04:04] ---
    Oh, stop it!
[04:18] ---
    What the hell is this?
[04:20] ---
    Looks like the entrance to ancient ruins...
[04:23] ---
    What about Loke's smell?
[04:25] ---
    It continues into there.
[04:27] ---
    It seems like a place where danger
    just has to be waiting for us...
[04:30] ---
    Well, we gotta go.
[04:45] ---
    Well, are you ready?
[04:46] ---
    I use the additional effect
    of an S Class wizard!
[04:49] ---
    For the next three turns, normal wizards
    will get +1,000,000 attacking power
[04:54] ---
    and Gildarts becomes invincible,
    winning every fight!
[05:00] ---
    I think I like that!
[05:01] ---
    Invincible, huh? Not bad.
[05:04] ---
    I don't accept that effect!
[05:06] ---
    I am the rule!
[05:08] ---
    Gildarts! Block Aries!
[05:11] ---
    No problem!
[05:15] ---
    You can do that?!
[05:19] ---
    How's that?! Now you don't have any
    Celestial Spirits that can attack on your field!
[05:26] ---
    Turn change!
[05:30] ---
    Fairy's turn! Draw sequence!
[05:35] ---
    I skip standby sequence.
    I'm gonna win it this turn.
[05:40] ---
    That's the spirit! Very cool, Cana!
[05:44] ---
    Shut up!
[05:45] ---
    Right.
[05:47] ---
    Battle sequence! Invincible
    Gildarts destroys everything!
[05:57] ---
    This can't be happening!
[06:01] ---
    You did it, Cana!
[06:02] ---
    A great victory!
[06:04] ---
    You really saved me! Thank you!
[06:07] ---
    You can rely on Papa, right?
[06:50] ---
    I'm gonna be smooshed!
[06:52] ---
    This is your punishment.
[06:58] ---
    Tickle-tickle-tickle!
[07:02] ---
    Tickle-tickle-tickle!
[07:09] ---
    You...!
[07:12] ---
    I wonder how long you can bear it.
[07:15] ---
    Tickle-tickle-tickle!
[07:17] ---
    Don't!
[07:25] ---
    Well, how about here?
    And here? And here, too?
[07:44] ---
    Huh? Virgo, what's wrong?
[07:48] ---
    This isn't punishment.
[07:51] ---
    It's pleasurable to you.
[07:52] ---
    No, no! It's not fun at all!
[07:55] ---
    I'm going to purge you!
[07:57] ---
    Do what?
[08:02] ---
    Why a swimsuit?!
[08:04] ---
    That's not all.
[08:07] ---
    A watermelon?!
[08:08] ---
    I'm going to do something much worse to you.
[08:11] ---
    N-Now what are you gonna do?!
[08:15] ---
    You are enjoying this, aren't you?
[08:17] ---
    No, no!
[08:33] ---
    What are you just standing there for-kani?
    We're gonna have a dance battle-kani!
[08:37] ---
    D-Dance battle?!
[08:39] ---
    That's right-kani! If you don't
    earn life points by dancin' cool,
[08:43] ---
    you gonna die hot-kani!
[08:50] ---
    Dance, you say...
[09:03] ---
    No good!
[09:05] ---
    Even if he says I'm gonna die,
     I just can't dance!
[09:11] ---
    That sufferin' face is cool-kani!
[09:14] ---
    Just lookin' at you makes me wanna move
[09:18] ---
    hotter and more soulfully!
[09:23] ---
    Kani-kani-kani!
[09:25] ---
    Present-kani!
[09:28] ---
    What are these shoes?!
[09:30] ---
    Shake-shake-shake!
[09:31] ---
    They're the legendary red shoes. Once you
    put 'em on, you'll keep dancin' 'til you die!
[09:36] ---
    I remade them especially for you-kani!
[09:41] ---
    Wha...?! My feet are moving on their own!
[09:47] ---
    Ultra-cool-kani!
[09:50] ---
    Stop it! I'd rather die than do this!
[09:54] ---
    Kani-kani! That's the coolly
    agonized face I wanted to see-kani!
[10:02] ---
    This isn't... This isn't me!
[10:05] ---
    This is a dream! Just a nightmare!
[10:08] ---
    No, no. It's reality-kani!
[10:11] ---
    And I've found a simmering, hotter
    dance soul inside of you-kani!
[10:17] ---
    Now I'm gonna set it free-kani!
[10:20] ---
    You're what?!
[10:20] ---
    Kani-kani!
[10:30] ---
    Bastard! What did you cut?!
[10:32] ---
    In order to release the
    heart you had locked up,
[10:36] ---
    I cut through the wall of your heart
    known as a sense of shame!
[10:39] ---
    The wall of my heart?!
[10:53] ---
    What is this sensation?
[10:56] ---
    This me I don't even know is
    bubbling up to the surface!
[10:59] ---
    Stop it! Don't! I... I...
[11:10] ---
    I won't lose, even at dancing.
[11:11] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[11:13] ---
    Start the music-kani!
[11:30] ---
    I-Is this me?! I don't believe it!
[11:39] ---
    Cool-kani!
[11:48] ---
    I have the feeling... that
    something wonderful has begun.
[11:52] ---
    I'm gonna dance!
    I'm gonna dance like I fight!
[11:56] ---
    This is a battle dance revolution!
[12:05] ---
    Nobody can stop me now!
[12:11] ---
    Zero gravity?!
[12:19] ---
    I can't get enough-kani!
[12:24] ---
    This is no time to be admiring-kani!
    I gotta win this thing-kani!
[12:29] ---
    How's this-kani?
    Crab day is night fever-kani!
[12:33] ---
    Crab day? If we're talkin' dance,
    it's gotta be Saturday night, right?
[12:43] ---
    Kani-kani!
[12:45] ---
    Let's go-go with a nostalgic
    go-go dance-kani!
[12:48] ---
    No. If you're lookin' back all
    the time, you'll never get ahead!
[12:53] ---
    My dancing faces the future!
[12:56] ---
    Ice Make! Floor!
[13:02] ---
    You froze the floor into an ice rink-kani?!
[13:06] ---
    Kani?
[13:09] ---
    Who said anything about ice skating?!
[13:12] ---
    A regular dance floor
    isn't enough room for me!
[13:15] ---
    Watch this! I'll start
    with a cool triple axel!
[13:27] ---
    Gray Bauer!
[13:28] ---
    I can't get enough!
[13:30] ---
    And Gray Spin!
[13:33] ---
    Gray-chan is spin-spin-spin-spin-spinning!
[13:36] ---
    Gray Back Spin!
[13:38] ---
    He's spinning even more-kani!
[13:40] ---
    Gray Man Spin!
[13:41] ---
    Sexy-kani!
[13:43] ---
    And then, step sequence!
[13:49] ---
    I'm getting the chills!
[13:51] ---
    Lastly...
[13:56] ---
    100 Spin Gray!
[14:02] ---
    Intense-kani!
[14:07] ---
    Oh, no-kani! At this rate,
    I'm gonna lose-kani!
[14:10] ---
    In that case, second stage start-kani!
[14:17] ---
    What are the rules this time?
[14:19] ---
    The rules are simple.
    It's a dance battle-kani!
[14:24] ---
    That's the same as before!
[14:25] ---
    Kani-kani-no.
[14:27] ---
    This time, it really is
    a cool dance battle-kani!
[14:35] ---
    I see. We battle as we dance.
[14:52] ---
    Don't do this, Libra!
    I don't want to fight you!
[15:21] ---
    There is a balance to everything.
[15:23] ---
    What is this place?
[15:25] ---
    Those who cannot achieve balance die.
[15:28] ---
    Die?
[15:35] ---
    I haven't heard your answer yet.
[15:37] ---
    What is the necessary balance between
    humans and Celestial Spirits?
[15:42] ---
    You'll learn that answer in due time.
[15:44] ---
    But first show me your balance!
[15:53] ---
    Kani-kani-kani!
[15:58] ---
    I think it's about time I settle this coolly.
[16:06] ---
    Ice Cannon!
[16:10] ---
    What?!
[16:13] ---
    More! Come on, come on-kani!
[16:19] ---
    Ice Make! Lance!
[16:23] ---
    Kani-kani-kani-cool-kani!
[16:28] ---
    Hey-hey-hey! There's nothing these
    claws can't cut through-kani!
[16:33] ---
    Then how about this?!
[16:38] ---
    Ice Impact!
[16:42] ---
    Double Claw-kani-kani-kani!
[16:50] ---
    The game's over-kani! Here I come-kani!
[16:55] ---
    That's what I've been waiting for!
[17:01] ---
    W-What are you gonna do-kani?!
[17:03] ---
    You taught me the wonders of dance, so
    now it's my turn to teach you something!
[17:09] ---
    D-Dreamy-kani...
[17:12] ---
    First, Gray Fancy Spiral!
[17:16] ---
    Our two hearts...
[17:20] ---
    Next, Gray Rolling Jump!
[17:26] ---
    ...are melting-kani.
[17:31] ---
    And Gray Twist Lift!
[17:36] ---
    Our private world is spinning-kani!
[17:43] ---
    This is our pair dance!
[17:48] ---
    Coolest to the max-kani!
[17:54] ---
    You can do what you want with me-kani!
[17:56] ---
    Oh, really?
[18:01] ---
    Then I'll coolly send you back home.
[18:03] ---
    W-What-kani?
[18:10] ---
    Ice Blade: Seven Slice Dance!
[18:17] ---
    Th-That's not fair, señor-kani!
[18:36] ---
    What have I been doing?!
[18:39] ---
    No... I have hazy memories of it...
[18:43] ---
    I... I...
[18:58] ---
    Kani?
[19:03] ---
    Oh... After I went to the trouble of
    opening the wall to unleash your heart...
[19:08] ---
    Hey.
[19:09] ---
    Kani?
[19:10] ---
    You'd better not tell anybody
    that I was dancing.
[19:15] ---
    If you do, I'll kill you.
[19:18] ---
    Your angry face is cool, too-kani!
[19:22] ---
    Sheesh...
[19:26] ---
    See you, my sweet-kani...
[19:34] ---
    Anyway... I'll just pretend
    this never happened.
[19:42] ---
    I have a feeling I missed
    something spectacular.
[19:57] ---
    It leads to some weird room.
[19:59] ---
    Is that an altar?
[20:07] ---
    Do you still smell Loke?
[20:10] ---
    It stops at this altar.
[20:13] ---
    But there's only the one passage,
[20:16] ---
    and there aren't any doors in this room.
[20:20] ---
    A breeze is coming through these cracks!
[20:25] ---
    A hidden door?!
[20:27] ---
    Then Loke is on the other side of this altar?
[20:30] ---
    Does it take magic words to
    open something like this?
[20:34] ---
    It's cliched, but like, "Open sesame"?
[20:37] ---
    This is a pain. Everybody, get back!
[20:40] ---
    Don't tell me you're...
[20:42] ---
    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
[20:47] ---
    I figured it'd turn out like this!
[20:55] ---
    This is because you were reckless, Natsu!
[20:57] ---
    It ain't my fault!
[21:03] ---
    Princess!
[21:17] ---
    An entrance...
[21:18] ---
    So Loke's in there...
    and he's not gettin' away.
[21:29] ---
    What was that impact before?
[21:32] ---
    I don't know. However, it seems
    there's been a change here, too.
[21:36] ---
    Look.
[21:45] ---
    A door. What is it?
[21:47] ---
    I don't know. The only thing that's certain
    is that it leads somewhere,
[21:51] ---
    probably a place where danger lurks.
[22:00] ---
    Let's go.
[22:02] ---
    It may hold the key to solving what's
    happening to the Celestial Spirits.
[22:07] ---
    Yes. And no matter what dangers lie within,
[22:11] ---
    I shall serve as your sword
    and shield, Princess.
[22:16] ---
    Thank you.
[23:55] ---
    It's hot! This desert world is way too hot!
[23:59] ---
    It is too hot!
[24:00] ---
    I know! At a time like this, if we can
    surprise ourselves, maybe it'll cool us down.
[24:05] ---
    I see!
[24:07] ---
    What's wrong?
[24:09] ---
    You're surprised, aren't you?
[24:10] ---
    Natsu, it'll take more than a
    cliched "boo" to surprise me.
[24:14] ---
    Next time: Juvia vs Aries,
    Desert Duel to the Death!
[24:18] ---
    Then how about I do a skit,
     like Lucy's good at?
[24:21] ---
    Natsu, that would just make
    me cringe, not cool off!